1 00:00:03,502 --> 00:00:05,070 ? I am the stone The builder refused ? 2 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:06,538 ? I am the visual The inspiration ? 3 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,006 ? That made lady Sing the blues ? 4 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,874 ? I'm the spark That makes your idea bright ? 5 00:00:09,875 --> 00:00:11,443 ? The same spark That lights the dark ? 6 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,078 ? So that you can know Left from right ? 7 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:15,147 ? I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun ? 8 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,681 ? The inner glow That lets you know ? 9 00:00:16,682 --> 00:00:17,882 ? To call your brother sun ? 10 00:00:17,883 --> 00:00:19,184 ? The story that just begun ? 11 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,585 ? The promise Of what's to come ? 12 00:00:20,586 --> 00:00:22,154 ? And I'm a remain a soldier ? 13 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:23,688 ? Till the war is won ? 14 00:00:23,689 --> 00:00:26,324 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 15 00:00:26,325 --> 00:00:28,994 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 16 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:31,629 ? Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ? 17 00:00:31,630 --> 00:00:33,365 ? Chop, chop, chop ? 18 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,903 Here's something black people have known 19 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,170 for a couple of hundred years: 20 00:00:39,171 --> 00:00:40,771 Niggas are crazy. 21 00:00:40,772 --> 00:00:43,274 Black people don't like to talk about crazy niggas in public 22 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:45,210 'cause white people may be listening. 23 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,979 But I'm afraid the secret might be out. 24 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:49,814 Former singer Whitney Houston appeared in court 25 00:00:49,815 --> 00:00:51,650 alongside husband Bobby Brown, 26 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,118 who's facing battery charges 27 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,821 for allegedly beating his once-respectable wife. 28 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,989 Hell to nah! Bobby don't hit me. 29 00:00:57,990 --> 00:01:00,492 See, we have this TV show, a-and it's- It's our TV show. 30 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:02,194 And I was tryin' to get more time on it. 31 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,162 It's my show, bitch! 32 00:01:05,564 --> 00:01:08,867 You know, I think they're on drugs. 33 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:10,568 Let's see what's on BET. 34 00:01:10,569 --> 00:01:12,971 Oh, Lordy-Lord. Oh, shake it to the right. 35 00:01:12,972 --> 00:01:14,372 Mm. Shake it, shake it, shake. 36 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:16,474 You boys cover your eyes. Shake, shake, shake. 37 00:01:16,475 --> 00:01:17,675 ? Move them butt cheeks ? 38 00:01:17,676 --> 00:01:20,145 Got to leave something to the imagination. 39 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,681 That's just showin' too much booty. Turn it. 40 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:24,649 And on our "Talking Points" this evening, 41 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:26,451 it seems like the hip-hop community 42 00:01:26,452 --> 00:01:28,587 is trading in their gold chains 43 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,088 for gold showers. 44 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:33,424 Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week 45 00:01:33,425 --> 00:01:36,161 for sharing some of his liquid bling 46 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:38,363 with yet another underage girl. 47 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:39,864 Some advice for Mr. Kelly: 48 00:01:39,865 --> 00:01:42,334 Next time, use a golden shower curtain 49 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:44,669 and keep your golden showers to yourself. 50 00:01:44,670 --> 00:01:47,072 What's wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? 51 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:48,707 Sounds like a nice gift to me. 52 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:52,910 What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a golden shower. 53 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,881 One, I like gold. Two, I like showers. 54 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,619 Put it together, hey, that sound like the life. 55 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,020 Hoo! 56 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:03,955 If you're good, 57 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:07,192 Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas. 58 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,027 Christmas? 59 00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:11,396 My man Santa. 60 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:14,599 And controversial R & B superstar R. Kelly 61 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,335 will be heading into court tomorrow 62 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:19,638 for the first day of his latest highly anticipated trial 63 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,205 for child pornography 64 00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:23,741 and lewd acts with a local minor. 65 00:02:23,742 --> 00:02:26,411 Granddad, can you take us into the city tomorrow 66 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,246 to watch the R. Kelly trial? 67 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:29,815 Hell, no. 68 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,316 But you can walk. 69 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,951 It's 40 miles. 70 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,220 All the money I spent on them damn Nikes? 71 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,089 Heh. You better "just do it. " 72 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,691 Assistant District Attorney Thomas DuBois 73 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,526 is leading the prosecution of Kelly 74 00:02:41,527 --> 00:02:43,161 and has a mountain of evidence 75 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,863 against the famous R & B performer, 76 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,765 including a videotape allegedly showing Kelly 77 00:02:47,766 --> 00:02:50,068 urinating on a 14-year-old girl, 78 00:02:50,069 --> 00:02:51,737 which is widely available for download 79 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:55,641 at www. FreeToPee. Com. Ooh. 80 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:58,943 I'm gonna go, uh... 81 00:02:58,944 --> 00:03:00,779 check my e-mail. 82 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:01,747 Yeah. 83 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:06,084 Get your little short ass back here! 84 00:03:11,223 --> 00:03:12,492 Hey, boys! 85 00:03:16,094 --> 00:03:18,029 Hey there, Huey. Riley. 86 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:19,765 I couldn't help but notice your sign, 87 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,866 and I hope you boys aren't too upset about me 88 00:03:21,867 --> 00:03:23,868 having to prosecute Mr. Kelly. 89 00:03:23,869 --> 00:03:25,470 Hey, man, you do what you gotta do. 90 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:28,706 Why R. Kelly, huh? What did R. Kelly do to you? 91 00:03:28,707 --> 00:03:30,475 He's accused of relieving himself 92 00:03:30,476 --> 00:03:32,277 on an underage girl on tape, 93 00:03:32,278 --> 00:03:33,878 which is against the law. 94 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:35,447 Okay, okay, okay. 95 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:38,082 But let's examine this whole peein' thing. 96 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:40,685 So I can pee in a toilet, and it's okay, 97 00:03:40,686 --> 00:03:43,789 but if I pee on a person, it's, like, not okay? 98 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:46,458 Well... yeah. 99 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:49,394 Well, what if I'm peein', and Huey's in the bathroom, 100 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,463 and I accidentally pee on Huey? 101 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:52,697 Should I go to jail? 102 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:54,599 What the hell would I be doin' in the bathroom 103 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,834 while you're in the bathroom? 104 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,168 Hold up, hold up. 105 00:03:57,169 --> 00:03:59,070 Remember when we used to sleep in the same bed 106 00:03:59,071 --> 00:04:00,372 when we was littler? 107 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,774 From time to time, I'd have a little accident. 108 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,575 You still do. Shut up. 109 00:04:04,576 --> 00:04:06,745 So, Mr. DuBois, 110 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,947 Mr. "I Wanna Lock Niggas Up for Peein'," 111 00:04:09,948 --> 00:04:12,417 what's the statute of limitations on bed-wettin'? 112 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:16,021 Why not prosecute me and R. Kelly at the same time, huh? 113 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:19,090 Now, Riley, no one's going to prosecute you 114 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:20,458 for bed-wetting. 115 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,527 And you shouldn't. 116 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:24,596 It's a natural bodily function. 117 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,699 And now every nigga in the world gonna be scared to pee. 118 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,634 I may never pee again! 119 00:04:29,635 --> 00:04:31,870 Riley, it was a little girl! 120 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:34,906 Oh, I seen that girl. She ain't little. 121 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:36,040 I'm little. Yes. 122 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:37,709 Gary Coleman's little. Yes. 123 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:39,310 Mini-Me is little. Very. 124 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:40,912 And to the best of my knowledge, 125 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:43,715 we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far. 126 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:45,717 But what about the victim? 127 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:47,953 Oh, yes, the victim. 128 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,756 At what point does personal responsibility 129 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,223 become a factor in this equation? 130 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:53,424 I don't think that... 131 00:04:53,425 --> 00:04:55,260 I see piss comin', I move. Mm. 132 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,828 She saw piss comin', she stayed. 133 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:57,796 Yes, she did, but... 134 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,430 And why should I have to miss out 135 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:01,801 on the next R. Kelly album just for that? 136 00:05:03,535 --> 00:05:06,771 Man, you just got beat by an 8-year-old. 137 00:05:06,772 --> 00:05:11,277 And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'll piss on your cat! 138 00:05:19,151 --> 00:05:20,151 I tell you, 139 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:22,286 it sure is beautiful out here. 140 00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:25,724 White folks sure know how to make some nice foliage. 141 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,459 Ah, come on, Ruckus. 142 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:30,695 You can't give the white man credit for the trees. 143 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:35,100 Where them two little nappy-headed grandkids of yours? 144 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:36,234 Ah, they went into the city 145 00:05:36,235 --> 00:05:37,869 to watch the trial of that singer. 146 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,404 Oh, right, right. 147 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:41,606 That black sumbitch that supposed to have had 148 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:45,043 urinal relations with that underage colored gal. 149 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:48,380 Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis marry a 14-year-old baby? 150 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:51,516 You can't compare a chocolate monkey like R. Kelly 151 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,184 to Jerry Lee Lewis! 152 00:05:53,185 --> 00:05:56,288 Jerry Lee Lewis is the king of rock 'n' roll! 153 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,889 Great balls of fire! 154 00:05:57,890 --> 00:06:00,992 Besides, that situation was different. 155 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:02,161 That was family. 156 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:06,431 We're here at the R. Kelly trial, 157 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,633 where there are a handful of angry protesters 158 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:10,635 making their voices heard. 159 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:11,970 These are scholars, activists, 160 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:14,839 pillars of the African-American community, 161 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,708 and they are outraged. 162 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,509 And we're just going to head over here 163 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:20,811 to the R. Kelly supporters, 164 00:06:20,812 --> 00:06:22,380 where it's quite the festive event. 165 00:06:22,381 --> 00:06:24,282 And you are? Hey! 166 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:26,617 Now, why did you come out here to support R. Kelly? 167 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:27,953 'Cause he good! 168 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:30,021 And what about those protesters over there 169 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,956 who say he's crossed the line? 170 00:06:31,957 --> 00:06:33,558 Mm. 171 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,227 Man, fuck them literate-ass, uppity niggas. 172 00:06:36,228 --> 00:06:39,131 All they talk about is readin' and eatin' right. 173 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,765 Nobody wanna hear all that shit. 174 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:42,634 If I wanna get high blood pressure, then... 175 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,836 Nigga, get the carrot away from me! 176 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:46,371 If I wanna get high blood pressure, 177 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:47,939 then damn it, that's my business! 178 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,241 Let's talk to another R. Kelly supporter. 179 00:06:50,242 --> 00:06:51,642 Uh, you there, urban youth. 180 00:06:51,643 --> 00:06:53,644 Why do you think R. Kelly is innocent? 181 00:06:53,645 --> 00:06:56,080 If I started peein' on you right now, 182 00:06:56,081 --> 00:06:58,550 would you, A, smile and ask for more, 183 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,652 or B, move the hell out the way? 184 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:04,156 But before you answer that, let me ask America: 185 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:07,024 Has pee ever really hurt anybody? 186 00:07:07,025 --> 00:07:09,393 And I wanna give a big shout-out to my homey, 187 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:11,630 D-Bone, whassup?! 188 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:12,963 Okay, that's enough. 189 00:07:12,964 --> 00:07:14,031 Oof. 190 00:07:14,032 --> 00:07:15,500 Get off me! 191 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,002 Get off me, Huey! 192 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:18,336 Free R. Kelly! 193 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:20,104 Hey, yo, yo, yo! Look! Free R. Kelly! 194 00:07:20,105 --> 00:07:22,640 Those R. Kelly haters are oppressin' that little boy! 195 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:23,975 Free R. Kelly! 196 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:26,746 Free- Argh! 197 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,714 Get out of here, y'all. 198 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:31,849 We know what we talkin' about. 199 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:34,318 Get 'em! You want a piece of me? 200 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:35,454 Aaaahhh! 201 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,227 I knew it would be just a matter of time 202 00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:45,163 before violence broke out. 203 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:48,666 It's pandemonium here at the R. Kelly trial. 204 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:51,002 Oh, the humanity! 205 00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:06,985 Mr. Kelly! Mr. Kelly! 206 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,586 Do you have a statement? 207 00:08:08,587 --> 00:08:09,721 This is truly an example 208 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,423 of black people stickin' together. 209 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,424 In the words of Sister Souljah, 210 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:16,694 "An injustice anywhere is an injustice... 211 00:08:16,695 --> 00:08:17,862 anywhere. " 212 00:08:17,863 --> 00:08:19,864 Amen. 213 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,605 What did O.J. Simpson say to Kobe after his case was over? 214 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:27,672 What's that? 215 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,173 Don't let this whole trial thing 216 00:08:29,174 --> 00:08:30,441 turn you off to white women. 217 00:08:32,878 --> 00:08:35,713 That's funny on so many levels. 218 00:08:35,714 --> 00:08:39,818 Lord, I just wish they would let me on that jury, boy. 219 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:42,554 Thank God for the white man's court of law. 220 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:47,192 It's the only way to keep these crazy niggas under control. 221 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,027 Well, that and pepper spray. 222 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,696 You know, I sat on a jury one time. 223 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:52,764 Really? 224 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:53,865 Oh, yeah. 225 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:57,669 It was in 1957, back in Tennessee. 226 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,637 Now, the defendant was accused 227 00:08:59,638 --> 00:09:01,505 of shootin' three little white women 228 00:09:01,506 --> 00:09:05,342 with a Winchester rifle from about 50 yards away. 229 00:09:05,343 --> 00:09:07,511 See, now, he thought he was gonna get off 230 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:10,214 with that old "I'm blind" excuse, 231 00:09:10,215 --> 00:09:13,818 but, oh, boy, he had another thing comin'. 232 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:15,954 The jury will now go off and deliberate on... 233 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:16,955 Guilty! 234 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,957 That nigga is guilty! 235 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:23,495 Sir, settle down. You have to go deliberate. 236 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:27,065 I don't need to deliberate. Hang that nigga now! 237 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,701 I got the rope right here! 238 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:34,805 King me. 239 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:38,409 Lady Liberty is on our side. 240 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,778 Justice will prevail. 241 00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:43,280 The judge and jury will do the right thing. 242 00:09:43,281 --> 00:09:46,351 I'm telling you, Huey, it's an open-and-shut case. 243 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:48,286 Mr. DuBois, are you fully aware 244 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,654 the extent to which niggas love R. Kelly? 245 00:09:51,823 --> 00:09:54,492 Oh, Huey, it's under control. 246 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,093 Watch me work. 247 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,539 And so, ladies and gentlemen, 248 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,875 not only will we prove it is Mr. Kelly in the video, 249 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,944 we will prove that the victim was 14 250 00:10:13,945 --> 00:10:15,647 at the time the video was shot. 251 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,148 Thank you, Mr. DuBois. 252 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,916 And now we'll have the opening statement 253 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,251 for the defense. 254 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:21,553 The ancient Greeks, 255 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,956 the architects of Western civilization, 256 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,259 would regularly indulge in sexual activities 257 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,894 with children. 258 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,230 Were they... perverts? 259 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,865 In Puritan America, 260 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,067 the forefathers of this great land 261 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:39,904 would take wives who were 12 or 13 years old, 262 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:43,074 much younger than the alleged victim. 263 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:46,143 Were they... sickos? 264 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:48,913 In Tokyo, you can buy teenage girls' panties 265 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,749 in vending machines. 266 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:53,184 Do we call them... 267 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,286 "disgusting"? 268 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,688 Of course not! 269 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,991 What do all those things have to do with Robert Kelly? 270 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,092 Nothing. 271 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:02,860 Let's get to the point. 272 00:11:02,861 --> 00:11:06,230 Now, some people see this so-called "mountain" 273 00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:07,297 of evidence, 274 00:11:07,298 --> 00:11:11,569 these "videotapes," "photographs," 275 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:15,706 "eyewitnesses" and "DNA," 276 00:11:15,707 --> 00:11:17,808 and see a guilty man. 277 00:11:17,809 --> 00:11:21,112 But some of us can see that "mountain" 278 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:24,048 of so-called "evidence" 279 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:26,551 for what it really is: 280 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:28,353 racism. 281 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,088 Oh, he said it right there. 282 00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:40,431 Which one was the one that got caught 283 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:42,066 with that homely, little white gal? 284 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,134 Kobe. 285 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,302 Right. 286 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,104 Now, I know exactly what happened to Kobe. 287 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,038 Kobe caught that white fever. 288 00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:50,341 White fever will get in your blood, man. 289 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,742 It'll make you crazy. 290 00:11:51,743 --> 00:11:54,512 And you know they got them short, little skirts nowadays 291 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,581 and that, uh- What-? What they call them? 292 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:57,882 The-? The-? The tongs? 293 00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,217 Thongs. 294 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,418 Yeah, right. 295 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,587 They got the thongs all up the booty crack, 296 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,755 and they got that sweet white nectar. 297 00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:07,024 Oh, Lord, have mercy. 298 00:12:07,025 --> 00:12:08,526 And after that, it's over. 299 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:11,562 You wake up, and you don't even know what you darn done. 300 00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:13,831 Just a pool of sweat around your ankles 301 00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:16,801 and a deep sense of satisfaction. 302 00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,803 Gimme a minute, Robert. 303 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,472 You look like you need to take five. 304 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:24,676 Mm-hm. Yeah, sure. 305 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,477 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 306 00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:29,846 I present to you the R. Kelly tape. 307 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:34,652 I warn you, it is graphic. 308 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,154 Yeah! 309 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,732 Oh. Oh, my... Oh, my... 310 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,504 No, he didn't. 311 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,273 Objection! We can't even see his face clearly. 312 00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,610 Man, he got freckles and everything. 313 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:02,113 That proves nothing! 314 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,851 Hello? Yes, this is Robert Kelly. 315 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,319 Yes, the singer. 316 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,321 You want my Social Security number? 317 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:14,358 Sure, it's 916-34-7865. 318 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,961 Okay. God bless. 319 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,463 Well, um... 320 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,034 Now, young lady, 321 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,537 I know this might be hard to talk about. 322 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,871 No, it's cool. 323 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:31,042 How old were you when you were seeing Mr. Kelly? 324 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,643 Mm, 14 and a quarter. 325 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:35,580 Wow. That's a great age, isn't it? 326 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:38,149 Still learning so much about the world. 327 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,984 Whatever. I guess. 328 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,819 Could you describe the events leading up 329 00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:44,288 to the shooting of the video? 330 00:13:44,289 --> 00:13:46,090 Yeah. He asked if he could pee on me, 331 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,325 and I said, "Fo' sho'." 332 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,862 I mean, it's R. Kelly, the Pied Piper of R & B. 333 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,764 I been peed on by guys that don't even have record deals. 334 00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:55,900 Shit, if I didn't want to get peed on, 335 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,101 I'd just move out the way. 336 00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,103 Ha! I told you! 337 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,338 Order! 338 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,340 Would you describe yourself 339 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,543 as an African-American woman? 340 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,111 Nigga, you blind? 341 00:14:08,346 --> 00:14:10,047 No, I'm not. 342 00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:13,117 So it's safe to say that R. Kelly is... 343 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,888 sexually attracted to black women, right? 344 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,055 Mm-hm. 345 00:14:18,056 --> 00:14:20,625 Objection, relevance! 346 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,628 Your Honor, I'm trying to establish to the court 347 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,797 that my client is a proud black man 348 00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:29,166 who loves his black sistas, 349 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:32,737 unlike District Attorney DuBois, 350 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,572 who's married... 351 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,273 to a white woman! 352 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,179 Damn. 353 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:43,581 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 354 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:50,221 Now, I've listened to your black ass 355 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,589 talk all day about how much you can't stand black folks. 356 00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:54,358 Ain't two of 'em in the history of the world 357 00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:56,027 that's worth a squirrel fart. 358 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,662 Well, how much you love white folks? 359 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,932 Best thing the good Lord ever did for the planet Earth. 360 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,768 Ruckus, you black as the ace of spades, man. 361 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,970 I don't see the need for you to go and insult a man 362 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,671 after a game of Checkers. 363 00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:11,141 We been reminiscin' all day, lookin' in each other's eyes, 364 00:15:11,142 --> 00:15:12,610 actin' like we like each other. 365 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:15,446 Now, you gotta go ahead and remind me of my ailment. 366 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,081 Ailment? That's right. 367 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,584 You heard of vitiligo? 368 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,520 Shoot! Well, I got re-vitiligo. 369 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:26,190 Every year my skin just seem to get blacker and darker 370 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:29,393 and blacker and then more darker. Huh. 371 00:15:29,394 --> 00:15:32,129 It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got. 372 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:33,631 Lucky bastard. 373 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:37,869 Ruckus, how could you possibly love white people so much? 374 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,671 It's easy. Have you ever looked at 'em? 375 00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:43,340 White man is just a joy to be around. 376 00:15:43,341 --> 00:15:47,478 They smell like lemon juice and Pledge furniture cleaner. 377 00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:50,781 And look at 'em. They gave us discipline, jobs, 378 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:53,885 put structure in our life, took us out the jungle. 379 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,187 And what we do to show our appreciation? 380 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,455 We march up and down the street. 381 00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:01,158 We vote. Carry on. 382 00:16:01,159 --> 00:16:02,560 Ingrates. 383 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,762 Well, how about this? 384 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,764 Game. 385 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,570 Nigga. 386 00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:15,305 I'm going to show you 387 00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:18,108 something they don't want you to see. 388 00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:22,246 Something that will blow this case wide open. 389 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:27,919 This is R. Kelly's NAACP Image Award Certificate of Nomination. 390 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:30,688 Hey, man, 391 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:32,055 you got his card? 392 00:16:32,056 --> 00:16:33,692 He's good. 393 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:36,193 Did you wash your hands? 394 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:38,329 You think they nominate just anyone 395 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,764 for this award? I got one! 396 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:43,000 You know why he wants to put R. Kelly in jail? 397 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,469 Why? Because he's afraid of R. Kelly. 398 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,771 Oh. Objection! 399 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,439 Shhh! Would you be quiet? 400 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,974 Shush. I think he's afraid. 401 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,110 I think the whole system is afraid of R. Kelly. 402 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,544 Your Honor, please! 403 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,246 If you don't shut up... 404 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:58,249 They're afraid because they see the power for good 405 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,351 that this man wields through his music. 406 00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:03,354 Yes, they do. Mm-hm. 407 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,522 They don't want R. Kelly to be free 408 00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:08,092 because they don't want you to be free! 409 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,895 They don't want me to be free! 410 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:14,465 Maybe R. Kelly did urinate on this woman. 411 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:19,236 But America urinated on R. Kelly! 412 00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:20,271 Oh! 413 00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:26,144 Tell 'em! He got framed! 414 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:29,480 And if you let them put this man in jail, 415 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:35,586 America will urinate on each and every one of you! 416 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,921 Assalamu'alaikum. 417 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,456 Wa alaikum assalam. 418 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,656 Brother. 419 00:17:39,657 --> 00:17:42,792 Please, people. You saw the tape. 420 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,496 The girl testified she was underage. 421 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:50,501 You- You're not allowed to do that to a little girl! 422 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:53,104 We have a videotape! 423 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,472 Go tell that to your white bitch. 424 00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:57,508 Mmm-hmm. 425 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,910 But the girl was... 426 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,715 Prosecution rests. 427 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,184 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 428 00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:09,553 all that needs to be said is this: 429 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,524 Aw, yeah! 430 00:18:18,129 --> 00:18:20,664 ? Stickin' to me, girl? 431 00:18:20,665 --> 00:18:23,701 ? Golden when we touch? 432 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:27,705 ? Fit just like We're meant to be together? 433 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,707 ? We just started? 434 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:33,244 ? Feel your body Let it go? 435 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,213 ? We can make this-? 436 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,082 Hey! 437 00:18:41,686 --> 00:18:44,021 What the hell is wrong with you people? 438 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:47,724 Every famous nigga that gets arrested is not Nelson Mandela! 439 00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:49,493 Yes, the government conspires 440 00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:51,561 to put a lot of innocent black men in jail 441 00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:53,197 on fallacious charges, 442 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,867 but R. Kelly is not one of those men! 443 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,803 We all know the nigga can sing, but what happened to standards? 444 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:02,039 What happened to bare minimums? 445 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,707 You a fan of R. Kelly? 446 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:05,376 You wanna help R. Kelly? 447 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,711 Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! 448 00:19:07,712 --> 00:19:09,881 Introduce him to some older women. 449 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,716 Hide his camcorder. 450 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,553 But don't pretend like the man is a hero! 451 00:19:16,621 --> 00:19:18,355 And stop the damn dancin'! 452 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:21,425 Act like you got some goddamn sense, people! 453 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:22,526 Damn! 454 00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:24,363 Through playin' around here! 455 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,566 Boooooo! 456 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,368 Hey, you with the Afro! 457 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,603 Give it a rest! Beat it! 458 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,238 Put the music back on! 459 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,675 ? Got you stressin'? 460 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,617 I did battle with ignorance today, 461 00:19:47,618 --> 00:19:49,387 and ignorance won. 462 00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,922 I admit that I'm often... 463 00:19:52,923 --> 00:19:55,725 vexed at the behavior of my own people. 464 00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:58,997 Yeah, "vexed" is a good word. 465 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:04,135 I told you about messi'’ with them white women. 466 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:08,938 You do what you can to help black folks, 467 00:20:08,939 --> 00:20:11,408 and they make you wonder why you even bother. 468 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:15,913 But they're our people, 469 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:18,483 and we gotta love 'em regardless. 470 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,769 Break it down! 471 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,071 One thing for sure, though. 472 00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:43,674 Can't blame this one on the white man. 473 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,342 What am I saying? 474 00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:48,011 Of course I can.