1 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,070 INSPECTOR CHAN 2 00:01:51,029 --> 00:01:53,899 SUPER CRIME FIGHTERS 3 00:02:04,503 --> 00:02:06,543 Anyone else? 4 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:16,465 Such a beautiful young lady... 5 00:02:16,632 --> 00:02:19,861 ...and here she is, trapped in the station... 6 00:02:20,024 --> 00:02:22,643 ...just for spitting? 7 00:02:23,737 --> 00:02:26,388 Is this what has become of justice? 8 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,496 Has democracy gone beserk? 9 00:02:32,093 --> 00:02:34,647 He is only Commissioner... 10 00:02:34,814 --> 00:02:37,302 ...because he pays his dues to the Crocodile Gang. 11 00:02:38,046 --> 00:02:40,348 And still you morons treat me like this? 12 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:43,995 Sorry, we didn't know she was your wife. 13 00:02:46,272 --> 00:02:47,930 Now you know, you ugly fucking...! 14 00:02:57,793 --> 00:03:01,692 What are you staring at? you want the address to my tailor? 15 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,792 With assets like yours? 16 00:03:09,954 --> 00:03:12,605 the movie theater's wouldn't be deserted on sundays. 17 00:03:13,411 --> 00:03:15,818 So where's the, Limo? 18 00:03:25,699 --> 00:03:27,128 Back inside! 19 00:03:50,624 --> 00:03:52,086 Call the guards! 20 00:03:54,145 --> 00:03:56,665 Don't bother with that, Crocodile. 21 00:03:56,833 --> 00:04:02,151 While you were chatting with the law your men, decided they'd rather sign up with us. 22 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:08,273 That's what you think! Go on my boys, riddle his ass. 23 00:04:39,799 --> 00:04:45,258 Wait just a minute. Remember when you came to my house for dinner. 24 00:04:55,612 --> 00:04:56,121 Hey Boss. 25 00:05:04,617 --> 00:05:05,697 Sir... 26 00:05:07,609 --> 00:05:09,202 Please don't hurt me. 27 00:05:08,148 --> 00:05:09,872 Not to worry. 28 00:05:12,114 --> 00:05:15,759 I would never harm a, Lady. Run along child! 29 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:18,635 Your to kind. 30 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:33,332 Come down and clean up the mess! 31 00:06:53,683 --> 00:06:55,944 THE AXE GANG 32 00:06:59,055 --> 00:07:00,505 In a time of social unrest and disorder... 33 00:07:00,645 --> 00:07:03,329 ...the gangs have moved in to consolidate their power. 34 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,254 The most feared of them all is the Axe Gang. 35 00:07:06,554 --> 00:07:10,232 Only in the poorest districts, which hold no interest for the gangs... 36 00:07:10,532 --> 00:07:12,125 ...can people live in peace. 37 00:07:14,594 --> 00:07:16,187 PIG STY ALLEY 38 00:07:36,293 --> 00:07:37,722 One, two, three! 39 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:40,513 - Can you manage that, Coolie? - Easy! 40 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,502 TAILOR 41 00:08:05,665 --> 00:08:07,006 NOODLES AND CONGEE 42 00:08:26,947 --> 00:08:30,135 - Donut, my cheque. - Here 43 00:08:31,748 --> 00:08:35,097 - How much? - uh-uh, It's all on the house! 44 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:36,413 I like you, Donut. 45 00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:38,818 - It's nothing, not at all. - See ya. 46 00:08:38,981 --> 00:08:43,131 You know I think I'll try and get the wife not to raise your rent this month. 47 00:08:43,395 --> 00:08:45,686 - You are to kind. - Good day, Landlord! 48 00:08:49,205 --> 00:08:50,153 Good morning, Landlord! 49 00:08:50,325 --> 00:08:52,118 Oh, you so have grown up all of a sudden! 50 00:08:52,085 --> 00:08:54,190 Come visit me and lets play, doctor! 51 00:09:06,326 --> 00:09:08,563 Landlord! What a delight to see you. 52 00:09:08,727 --> 00:09:10,156 What's to laugh about it? 53 00:09:10,327 --> 00:09:11,440 I havn't a clue...! 54 00:09:17,048 --> 00:09:22,366 It's to low, the slit has to be 9 inches high atleast. Can you handle that. 55 00:09:22,808 --> 00:09:24,270 Oh, I can handle it! 56 00:09:24,441 --> 00:09:25,848 Oh Look, a shooting star! 57 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:31,547 I thought you were a decent girl! 58 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,388 You monster, right in front of the tailors eyesl! 59 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:42,878 Jane, I just want to be friends! Stay here, wait. 60 00:09:43,573 --> 00:09:47,781 I was only joking. Jane! 61 00:10:06,616 --> 00:10:07,958 Mrs Slum Queen! 62 00:10:08,728 --> 00:10:10,135 Hey, Landlady! 63 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,535 Did you forget to pay your taxes? there's no more water down here. 64 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:32,892 Water doesn't just fall from the clouds you know! 65 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:36,209 You've got a pretty big mouth for someone who's four months behind on his rent. 66 00:10:36,486 --> 00:10:40,132 I was right in the middle of my monthly shampoo. I have a right to wash my hair. 67 00:10:40,199 --> 00:10:41,606 Oh you are a trouble maker? 68 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,669 From now on, no water on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. 69 00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:47,654 And I'm rationing it, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays and that's, that. 70 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:52,486 I'v had it with your whining and complaining. want everything free around here, assholes! 71 00:10:52,649 --> 00:10:53,794 Is it late for a good morning, Landlady! 72 00:10:53,961 --> 00:10:58,020 Don't sweet talk me you worm. You catch up on your rent or I'll burn your store down. 73 00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:02,762 What? What's so funny? The same thing applies to you, you little faggot! 74 00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:08,395 all right and know brains! why don't you get yoursef a real job 75 00:11:08,653 --> 00:11:11,548 Months overdue and not even a lousy "good morning." 76 00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:13,264 You're gonna end up being a coolie your whole life. 77 00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:21,850 There's your shampoo, you little prick! 78 00:11:25,677 --> 00:11:28,011 Hey! I wanted those for breakfast, not for dinner 79 00:11:28,173 --> 00:11:30,956 You see, there was this old women and I helped her across the street. 80 00:11:31,117 --> 00:11:33,768 - And what are you doing here? - Someone was complaining about perverts 81 00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:36,073 Watching the girls shower. Did you see anyone? 82 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:40,653 What? don't point at me, you haveno proof, empty baseless accusations. 83 00:11:42,638 --> 00:11:45,553 She is totally crazy. Completely of her rocking chair 84 00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:21,011 Go away! 85 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,560 Can you teach me how to do that, sir? 86 00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:42,971 Sure, lesson one! 87 00:13:19,576 --> 00:13:21,714 - Who do I do? - My boss. 88 00:13:24,754 --> 00:13:25,867 Have a seat. 89 00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:39,697 - There! That's, fifty cents. - Are you kidding 90 00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:41,610 A perfect little trim? 91 00:13:41,877 --> 00:13:43,339 It's too stylish! 92 00:13:44,181 --> 00:13:46,254 Makes him look way to slick. 93 00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,675 Like a fruit cake? 94 00:13:55,382 --> 00:13:58,895 Don't get all worked up, boss. He's an old buddy. Let me handle this. 95 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:05,821 He's boss of the notorious, Axe Gang, see the tatoos on him? He'll kill us. 96 00:14:05,988 --> 00:14:08,706 Chiefs who command respect, should look like they come from the gutter, got that? 97 00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:11,073 - No. - Course not, you're an idiotl! 98 00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:14,717 But I like you, so give me what's in the till and we'll call it even. 99 00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:15,900 No uh-huh! 100 00:14:18,085 --> 00:14:21,697 whoa, hold the axes boss! He's about to see the light. 101 00:14:23,782 --> 00:14:27,198 Look, kid I'm on your side, I'd hate to see your face get pushed in. 102 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:31,524 So how about we settle for a little less. Let's make it, enough for a couple of drinks. 103 00:14:32,687 --> 00:14:34,760 Ah-ha, so your thing is extortion 104 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,804 Hey boss! 105 00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:41,020 Boss, your highness! 106 00:14:43,408 --> 00:14:46,442 Oh he always does that, right before he butchers someone! 107 00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:49,031 He's thinking about the coolest way to do it! 108 00:14:50,071 --> 00:14:51,348 I am not afraid. 109 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:52,345 You may kill me. 110 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,520 But thousands more will spring up in my place. 111 00:15:00,582 --> 00:15:03,714 You out there? If you want to wake the lord of the, Axe Gang, 112 00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:05,602 your welcome to take a step forward. 113 00:15:07,847 --> 00:15:10,181 Oh, so you want to be annihilated? 114 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,278 Alright! You all know the rules. It's one at a time. 115 00:15:13,447 --> 00:15:16,481 And I don't wanna see anyone trying to cheat. 116 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,652 You! the onion Lady! come here. 117 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:26,188 Uh-huh, you think your so tough. I'll tell you what, you take the first crack, put it right here! 118 00:15:30,777 --> 00:15:32,106 Do you lift weights? 119 00:15:32,771 --> 00:15:34,429 No honey, I raise cattle. 120 00:15:33,609 --> 00:15:36,959 Lucky for you, your important to the economy, now get back in line! 121 00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:40,075 Nut-case! 122 00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:41,699 What? You watch your mouth. 123 00:15:41,869 --> 00:15:44,357 I like your style, you're a woman. Otherwise. 124 00:15:45,518 --> 00:15:48,437 You with your mouth hanging open? yeah you shrimp. You look like, 125 00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:53,166 you could use some sense knocked into your head, you wanna try. 126 00:15:53,727 --> 00:15:59,537 Okay, if there's one thing that really bugs the hell outta me? It's cheating. Sit! 127 00:16:01,423 --> 00:16:03,977 You with the glasses you look mean enough! Come here. 128 00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:10,882 Whoa, whoa back off, who ever asked you, I was pointing at him over there... 129 00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:12,441 You! Karate kid. 130 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:15,159 You look okay, lets see what you've got! 131 00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,778 Nah, nah it's okay, I don't give lessons. 132 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:22,485 What this can't be true. Not one of you is worth the effort. 133 00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:24,759 You'll all be dead before I'll even touch you. 134 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:29,623 That's the one who tried to blackmail me. 135 00:16:30,015 --> 00:16:33,048 So fat woman, are you the boss around here or what? 136 00:16:33,215 --> 00:16:34,906 Fat woman, my ass! 137 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,457 Hey, I'm with the Axe Gang! 138 00:16:36,928 --> 00:16:38,008 Axe Gang, my ass! 139 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:40,058 Boss! 140 00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:40,823 Boss, my ass! 141 00:16:41,056 --> 00:16:43,162 - I will sue you for this! - Sue me, my ass! 142 00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:45,500 - How about a date! - Date, my ass! 143 00:16:50,696 --> 00:16:52,989 You just wait? I'll call for backup! 144 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:56,927 Like anybody will back you up, You nit-wit! I can hardly wait. 145 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:02,351 My forces are waiting, this will be the signal to charge. 146 00:17:03,874 --> 00:17:08,482 They'll kick your ass you might aswell go by yourself a coffin. 147 00:17:22,647 --> 00:17:23,962 Who threw the firecracker? 148 00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:32,971 Thanks for coming, brother. She did 149 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,420 What are you all gaping at! 150 00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:58,941 It's going to rain. Go get your laundry off the line! 151 00:17:59,207 --> 00:18:00,452 You! 152 00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:17,866 Are you trying to blackmail me aswell. Just forget it. 153 00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:33,632 Wh... 154 00:18:54,521 --> 00:18:57,540 How did I get in this barrel? does anybody know. 155 00:18:59,008 --> 00:19:01,477 My back, it's broken! 156 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:05,411 The gang, call the gang! 157 00:19:58,503 --> 00:20:01,820 Easy how about a snack? maybe some, egg rolls. 158 00:20:27,449 --> 00:20:29,060 Shut up, silence. 159 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:44,794 No. 160 00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:11,457 Okay, who did this? 161 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,412 I'll will count to three. 162 00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:19,847 One... 163 00:21:24,311 --> 00:21:26,199 two... 164 00:21:37,809 --> 00:21:38,491 It was me! 165 00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:58,141 How's the stuff, big boss? 166 00:25:00,128 --> 00:25:01,306 Sorry, big boss! 167 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,230 No big deal, don't worry about it, kid. 168 00:25:10,337 --> 00:25:11,614 Feed him to the fish! 169 00:25:13,853 --> 00:25:16,022 We are the bad guys! we're meant to do the killing. 170 00:25:16,022 --> 00:25:17,724 And not the other way around... 171 00:25:19,202 --> 00:25:20,862 Our reputation has been tarnished. 172 00:25:21,141 --> 00:25:24,369 Because these two idiots pretended to be members of the axe gang. 173 00:25:24,913 --> 00:25:27,843 Easy big boss you are all upset you might miss, and get even angrier. 174 00:25:28,247 --> 00:25:30,733 Anyhow you are the boss here. let your men do the dirty work. 175 00:25:31,284 --> 00:25:32,668 Do the dirty work, come on. 176 00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:52,857 - Boss, we got a lock picker here. - Sorry that's what I do for a living. 177 00:25:52,965 --> 00:25:55,043 Alright give the other one a shot, if your so hot. 178 00:25:55,707 --> 00:25:56,472 On your marks. 179 00:25:57,471 --> 00:26:00,155 Now, you'll have till I count to three. 180 00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:02,210 Chop, chop! 181 00:26:03,473 --> 00:26:05,266 Ready? Three! 182 00:26:15,488 --> 00:26:17,211 I am impressed! 183 00:26:18,496 --> 00:26:20,917 Boss, I have always wanted to be a member, 184 00:26:21,088 --> 00:26:23,971 of the famous, axe gang. Please give us a chance, boss.. 185 00:26:24,193 --> 00:26:25,470 Ever killed anybody? 186 00:26:25,633 --> 00:26:28,022 Not yet, no. But I always wanted to. 187 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:29,727 Then go out and kill someone. 188 00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:32,077 That sounds like a great idea, doesn't it? 189 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:34,105 Then go! 190 00:26:34,498 --> 00:26:35,927 Thank you, so much. 191 00:26:48,654 --> 00:26:51,521 A bum like that, can always come in handy. 192 00:26:55,321 --> 00:26:58,738 I'v told you a hundred times, you have to look tougher. 193 00:26:58,801 --> 00:26:59,630 194 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:02,612 No, much more than that! 195 00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,450 You have to really act the part. 196 00:27:06,266 --> 00:27:07,673 And try to stay awake for once. 197 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,143 Tough, is tiring. 198 00:27:09,306 --> 00:27:12,274 So what, that is part of the job! 199 00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:18,425 Take a look around you, the streets are paved with money and women. 200 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:19,702 A little will and determination... 201 00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:23,064 is all it takes to get your share. But you have to grab the opportunity. 202 00:27:24,313 --> 00:27:25,808 This is our big chance! 203 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,563 All we have to do is kill someone, and we'll be like that. 204 00:27:29,018 --> 00:27:32,367 Then we'll have all the women and money we want! 205 00:27:33,274 --> 00:27:36,024 Not like those bums back there... 206 00:27:36,218 --> 00:27:38,837 They have no ambition. No future, a bunch of losers. 207 00:27:45,091 --> 00:27:47,822 What are you staring at, four-eyes? want me to smash your glasses! 208 00:27:49,255 --> 00:27:50,816 Hey go to hell! 209 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:52,377 I dare you to say that again! 210 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,612 - You're really going to kill someone? - Ofcourse I will! 211 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:58,228 I'm gonna start with four-eyes here, then the fat lady up in pig-sty and all her neighbours. 212 00:27:58,397 --> 00:28:00,088 Yes but they kung-fu is unbeatable. 213 00:28:00,253 --> 00:28:03,590 - Unbeatable? you havn't seen me fight yet! - You know, kung-fu? 214 00:28:05,021 --> 00:28:08,534 Didn't I tell you, I once learnt the technique of, Buddhist Palm? 215 00:28:12,630 --> 00:28:15,246 Hey there, young man. Wait a minute. 216 00:28:15,681 --> 00:28:18,936 whoa, amazing! amazing! 217 00:28:20,354 --> 00:28:24,646 Do you know you have a very special, aura about you? 218 00:28:25,026 --> 00:28:28,322 You're still a child, but you have the bone structure... 219 00:28:28,483 --> 00:28:31,745 and the, chi-flow of a kung-fu genius. 220 00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:35,901 If your chi-flow can be channelled, then you will be invincible! 221 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:39,899 Remember the old saying: You cannot escape your destiny. 222 00:28:40,357 --> 00:28:44,929 The duty of upholding world peace and punishing evil, will be yours. 223 00:28:45,413 --> 00:28:46,362 Uh-humm. 224 00:28:47,237 --> 00:28:50,533 Here, the Buddhist Palm manual of training. 225 00:28:50,693 --> 00:28:56,076 It's priceless, but since this is fate, I can let you have it for $10. 226 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,583 BUDDHIST PALM MANUAL 227 00:29:02,928 --> 00:29:05,383 - You gave him all the money you had? - Yes. 228 00:29:04,647 --> 00:29:07,779 I had been saving it so I could become a Surgeon or a Lawyer one day. 229 00:29:07,944 --> 00:29:10,246 ...but this seemed like a chance to save the world. 230 00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:38,413 Let her go! 231 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:59,312 Oh, do it yourself Kung-Fu! 232 00:29:59,635 --> 00:30:01,708 "The whole, Buddhist Palm, for 20-Cents." 233 00:30:01,876 --> 00:30:03,534 You must be loaded. 234 00:30:03,923 --> 00:30:05,996 Have you killed anyone lately? 235 00:30:16,821 --> 00:30:22,124 The total idiot and the deaf mute. What a bunch of losers! 236 00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:27,749 I realized then that good guys never win. I want to be evil. 237 00:30:29,073 --> 00:30:31,080 I want to be a ruthless killer! 238 00:30:30,967 --> 00:30:34,033 - Lets get some, ice cream! - Where? 239 00:30:35,275 --> 00:30:37,419 Wait do you have, vanilla? 240 00:30:37,472 --> 00:30:38,781 I want chocolate! 241 00:30:50,523 --> 00:30:53,021 What's the matter, have you never seen an ice cream thief? 242 00:30:57,613 --> 00:30:58,726 Catch us if you can! 243 00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:17,259 If you're such kung-fu masters, take your show on the road. 244 00:31:17,422 --> 00:31:22,359 You belong in the circus, not in a respectable neighbourhood, I never want to see your ugly faces again. 245 00:31:22,822 --> 00:31:26,881 Don't be so hard on them. I'm sure they had a reason for doing what they did. 246 00:31:27,174 --> 00:31:29,444 Everyone has his reasons. 247 00:31:29,607 --> 00:31:31,614 But causing trouble was the last thing we wanted. 248 00:31:31,783 --> 00:31:35,658 Well good for you, the axe gang is serious. 249 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:38,936 We'll never hear the end of this. Why don't you clowns just get lost! 250 00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:41,829 Why is it that your wife is always so nasty? 251 00:31:44,376 --> 00:31:45,787 Like a little massage? 252 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,535 Masters. 253 00:31:56,843 --> 00:31:58,753 We have nothing precious to offer... 254 00:31:58,923 --> 00:32:01,159 ...but our gratitude is infinite. 255 00:32:01,996 --> 00:32:04,718 Thank you for saving us! 256 00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:15,810 Stop snivelling. This isn't a funeral! 257 00:32:15,979 --> 00:32:19,395 - How can you be so cold-hearted. - What's that? keep your mouth shut. 258 00:32:19,564 --> 00:32:22,247 You may be good at kung-fu, but you're still a fairy. 259 00:32:24,653 --> 00:32:27,435 Is it a crime to know, kung-fu! 260 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:30,248 Oh, she's gonna drown in her own tears, once a panzy always a panzy. 261 00:32:30,414 --> 00:32:33,796 And what's with the red underwear? is that something you can find in the night? 262 00:32:33,965 --> 00:32:36,355 You'd be better off in diapers. 263 00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:39,525 What's wrong with, red underwear? 264 00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:43,233 When their was trouble you simply took off, while these guys saved our butts? 265 00:32:43,490 --> 00:32:47,320 and now your trying to chase them away, I'm gratefull and you should try to be more appreciative. 266 00:32:47,469 --> 00:32:48,073 Of what? 267 00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:52,188 Every single one of you owes me back-rent. $150, $200, $180. 268 00:32:52,445 --> 00:32:54,617 You owe me $95, now pay up or pack up! 269 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,144 Don't worry guys. I'll pay the bill. 270 00:32:57,746 --> 00:32:59,593 With what? tooth fairy? 271 00:32:59,795 --> 00:33:02,639 What's it to you where I get my money? You fat-so. 272 00:33:02,630 --> 00:33:04,743 - You little bitch! - Look who's talking 273 00:33:04,726 --> 00:33:06,319 Calm down, Landlady. 274 00:33:08,409 --> 00:33:12,805 - You keep out of this, this is all your fault. - Your like a tyrant 275 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:15,391 Look at her, she's turned her back. She doesn't care. 276 00:33:15,444 --> 00:33:16,742 How could you do that? 277 00:33:16,775 --> 00:33:18,630 Shut your mouth!!! 278 00:33:31,336 --> 00:33:35,475 Anyone who thinks they can out yell me, had better think again? 279 00:33:37,899 --> 00:33:40,550 The fat cow makes alot of noise, I'm going to kill her. 280 00:33:42,493 --> 00:33:43,922 Watch this! 281 00:33:58,271 --> 00:33:59,691 What happened? 282 00:33:59,775 --> 00:34:03,410 Can you do better? go on try it. 283 00:34:03,545 --> 00:34:05,378 - To throw it? - Ofcourse! 284 00:34:11,347 --> 00:34:13,519 Sorry! Are you okay? 285 00:34:14,259 --> 00:34:17,456 I think you should try to go a little bit closer and take better aim. 286 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:18,569 I got it! 287 00:34:30,293 --> 00:34:32,847 - Who's throwing handles? - Uhh? 288 00:34:34,902 --> 00:34:36,790 Who did this to you? It's missing a handle. 289 00:34:37,431 --> 00:34:40,572 I know but that doesn't make it feel any better. 290 00:34:41,272 --> 00:34:43,063 We should check for fingerprints, let's have a look... 291 00:34:43,189 --> 00:34:44,880 - Don't! - I'm sorry. 292 00:34:47,944 --> 00:34:49,492 What are you trying to say? 293 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:53,813 I forgot that I have something important to take care off, see you later! 294 00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:58,347 Uh-no. She saw me! 295 00:35:00,244 --> 00:35:01,782 Don't make a move! 296 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:13,953 Don't panic! Snakes are controllable, one little whistle and they will freeze. 297 00:35:14,121 --> 00:35:15,615 Please, spare me that. 298 00:35:19,561 --> 00:35:20,968 Oh, what the hell! 299 00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:29,699 Uh, you again, you pair of idiots! 300 00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:33,608 Go on, get back to business! What are you standing around here for. 301 00:35:35,361 --> 00:35:37,790 - Let's split up! - Split what? 302 00:35:38,978 --> 00:35:40,191 Yes! 303 00:37:53,001 --> 00:37:54,278 What are you doing here? 304 00:37:54,442 --> 00:37:56,514 Waiting for you. Aren't you hurt? 305 00:37:56,682 --> 00:37:57,827 I'm fine! 306 00:37:59,818 --> 00:38:02,600 Where are the wounds? Did you see a doctor? 307 00:38:02,922 --> 00:38:04,352 No, why? 308 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:07,236 - Where have you been? - I don't really know. 309 00:38:07,979 --> 00:38:09,540 Maybe it's better that way. 310 00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:14,215 Memories can be terribly painful. Being able to forget is a great blessing! 311 00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:17,097 That's quite deep. You seemed to have learnt alot. 312 00:38:18,284 --> 00:38:20,673 All the sorrows I've had to endure... 313 00:38:29,421 --> 00:38:32,553 I've filled a river, now all thoughts are sacred and pure. 314 00:38:34,766 --> 00:38:36,293 Hey, get out of the way! 315 00:38:36,462 --> 00:38:37,673 Yeah move! 316 00:38:37,839 --> 00:38:39,432 Or I will kick your ass! 317 00:38:42,131 --> 00:38:44,962 They look like grave diggers taking one of their customers for a walk. 318 00:38:45,661 --> 00:38:47,090 What idiots! 319 00:38:49,214 --> 00:38:52,042 I don't want to be blamed for making you leave. 320 00:38:52,627 --> 00:38:56,522 So we will let, Buddha decide, with your ancestors spirits as witness... 321 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:59,282 It's all in the divining rods. 322 00:38:59,444 --> 00:39:02,878 Good stick you stay, bad stick you go. 323 00:39:05,524 --> 00:39:07,434 HORRIFICALLY BAD FATE 324 00:39:20,022 --> 00:39:21,713 Have some. 325 00:39:28,694 --> 00:39:31,829 We are very glad that you have come. We need some professional advice. 326 00:39:31,899 --> 00:39:35,313 We know what your problems are. One is from the, Hung school. 327 00:39:35,479 --> 00:39:40,269 They call him the, Iron Fist, those people on pig-sty alley, are really good. 328 00:39:40,624 --> 00:39:43,841 The other two are specialists of the, Twelve Kicks and Hexagon Staff. 329 00:39:43,991 --> 00:39:46,306 But their warrior days are long over. 330 00:39:46,434 --> 00:39:49,730 ...Yet, Kung-Fu masters of their level never seize to be a threat. 331 00:39:49,241 --> 00:39:54,525 Which makes this job that you have asked us to perform for you, a great challenge for us. 332 00:39:55,748 --> 00:39:58,170 What more can we ask? 333 00:39:56,794 --> 00:40:03,249 I told you, these guys are number one, expensive but totally reliable, they are worth every penny they charge. 334 00:40:03,607 --> 00:40:04,555 No! 335 00:40:04,727 --> 00:40:09,583 The beast is number one, the evil spirit of the fire cloud is the world's greatest killer. 336 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:14,164 He was so dedicated to practising kung fu, that he lost his mind. 337 00:40:14,328 --> 00:40:17,492 I have heard that he is held in an asylum for the criminally insane. 338 00:40:18,073 --> 00:40:21,237 Which makes you the top killers in circultion, right? 339 00:40:22,094 --> 00:40:26,284 In actuality, we are nothing more than a pair of street musicians. 340 00:40:26,574 --> 00:40:31,146 Our tunes will take hold of your soul, and then slowly break your heart? 341 00:40:31,406 --> 00:40:36,629 Great, oh that's like poetry? Don't you agree. 342 00:40:44,674 --> 00:40:46,136 My friends, it is time to part. 343 00:40:46,306 --> 00:40:48,695 I hope we will meet again someday. 344 00:40:49,411 --> 00:40:53,437 I wish, I had known we were colleagues. I could have done with some company. 345 00:40:53,603 --> 00:40:56,767 Before we go our separate ways, why don't we spar a little. 346 00:40:56,996 --> 00:41:00,225 No thank you. I still have lots of packing to take care of. 347 00:41:00,964 --> 00:41:02,622 - Yeah, we all do. - Right. 348 00:41:41,815 --> 00:41:44,539 Twelve Kicks of the, Tam School! Superb attack and defense! 349 00:41:44,629 --> 00:41:47,313 The, Fist of Iron strong and subtle at once. A great Fist technique. 350 00:41:47,478 --> 00:41:50,642 The, Woolang Staff, a many sided technique of, mystical powers! 351 00:41:51,674 --> 00:41:53,911 Until we shall meet again! 352 00:42:03,195 --> 00:42:04,144 Lipstick again! 353 00:42:24,795 --> 00:42:27,231 Stay here, or I will break you in half. 354 00:43:51,235 --> 00:43:53,131 Sorry, but I am just closing up. 355 00:43:53,378 --> 00:43:55,183 You can make a suit in no time. 356 00:43:55,332 --> 00:43:56,761 But I am moving away. 357 00:43:57,091 --> 00:43:58,848 This is good material! 358 00:43:59,491 --> 00:44:01,728 Ah, I see you know your cloth. 359 00:44:02,244 --> 00:44:04,317 This is very high quality. 360 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,176 How high? 361 00:44:06,597 --> 00:44:08,353 How high is the sky... 362 00:45:18,706 --> 00:45:20,845 We'll show them what it means to insult the Axe Gang! 363 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:24,044 We will kill them and turn this place into a, whore house. 364 00:45:24,210 --> 00:45:26,120 You are blocking my view! 365 00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:18,583 What's going on? Ahh, forget it. 366 00:46:28,087 --> 00:46:29,167 Bullseye! 367 00:46:29,336 --> 00:46:31,092 Do not block my view! 368 00:46:36,057 --> 00:46:39,755 Damn it! I told those nit-wits to leave, but they are still here. 369 00:46:40,027 --> 00:46:41,377 - Really? - They are. 370 00:47:05,530 --> 00:47:09,360 What the hell is all that racket down there? I got.... 371 00:47:09,531 --> 00:47:11,441 I'm Sorry, don't pay any attention to her! 372 00:48:52,586 --> 00:48:55,116 It's 4 'oclock, I want to get some sleep. Get out of here. 373 00:48:56,044 --> 00:48:58,436 Shut up you, hag. It's time to die! 374 00:48:59,307 --> 00:49:00,736 Die, my ass. 375 00:49:00,907 --> 00:49:02,850 Don't listen to her! 376 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,977 You are still blocking the view! 377 00:49:07,724 --> 00:49:09,383 Hang in there. 378 00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:20,037 Be quiet! 379 00:49:25,069 --> 00:49:29,609 Give us a break! Get out of here. Are you trying to kill us all. 380 00:49:41,141 --> 00:49:46,786 - The view - I sense another master? 381 00:52:13,951 --> 00:52:15,861 It was the Roar, The Lion's Roar! 382 00:52:16,511 --> 00:52:18,268 I thought it was a myth. 383 00:52:19,423 --> 00:52:22,271 - Why didn't you tell me that it really exists - Shut up. 384 00:52:22,432 --> 00:52:26,480 - That is the last we will see of them, right? - hmm. 385 00:52:28,929 --> 00:52:31,165 This is bad, boss. get the car started, quick! 386 00:52:31,521 --> 00:52:33,082 I told you to get... 387 00:52:40,738 --> 00:52:41,285 What now! 388 00:52:41,945 --> 00:52:43,899 Keep it down! Don't you have any manners? 389 00:52:44,313 --> 00:52:46,671 These is a working class neighbourhood, people have to be at work late. 390 00:52:47,117 --> 00:52:50,765 So get the hell out of my sight! Right now! 391 00:52:52,987 --> 00:52:54,548 What a bunch of, hoodlums! 392 00:54:20,231 --> 00:54:23,133 It is no use, I cannot hold out much longer. 393 00:54:26,675 --> 00:54:30,385 But having met, true... Masters like you... 394 00:54:29,832 --> 00:54:31,807 ...I can now die in peace. 395 00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:33,831 Don't say things like that, Donut. 396 00:54:33,992 --> 00:54:37,756 We are just an ordinary couple, that is trying to live in peace. 397 00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:40,096 Fighting is futile. 398 00:54:38,825 --> 00:54:43,240 Where as a normal life, is all that one should aspire to. 399 00:54:43,871 --> 00:54:45,693 But you are so good at martial arts! 400 00:54:44,298 --> 00:54:48,389 If only you'd helped us earlier, all this would never have happened.. 401 00:54:50,768 --> 00:54:53,801 Everybody has his good reasons. 402 00:54:55,374 --> 00:54:57,518 Several years ago, my poor husband and I... 403 00:54:58,028 --> 00:55:01,253 ...we saw our only son beaten to death in a fight. 404 00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:05,561 Revenge can be devastating. 405 00:55:05,921 --> 00:55:07,994 Do you understand what I am saying? 406 00:55:08,161 --> 00:55:11,228 There is only one solution to the matter, you must teach us all that you know... 407 00:55:11,297 --> 00:55:14,167 Help us become Kung-Fu fighters and we will avenge them! 408 00:55:14,498 --> 00:55:18,428 But it takes years to reach the top. Being a fighter is not easy. 409 00:55:18,498 --> 00:55:20,954 Either you are born with a calling or you are not. 410 00:55:21,123 --> 00:55:24,735 And the chances of that are about, one in a million. 411 00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:35,403 It is obvious, I am the chosen one! 412 00:55:39,094 --> 00:55:40,961 No, doesn't have what it takes. 413 00:55:42,194 --> 00:55:47,553 Listen! We swore that we would never fight again. That we would rest our skills forever. 414 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:49,896 Tonight we broke that solemn promise. 415 00:55:50,058 --> 00:55:53,473 For your own good, why don't you all just all go away. 416 00:55:57,739 --> 00:56:03,631 With great power, comes great responsibility. 417 00:56:04,842 --> 00:56:07,347 Donut, you are badly hurt. 418 00:56:07,604 --> 00:56:08,549 You must keep still. 419 00:56:09,176 --> 00:56:12,707 This could be the end of a beautifull... friendship. 420 00:56:13,175 --> 00:56:15,617 No Donut, tomorrow is another day. 421 00:56:17,942 --> 00:56:18,989 Donut! 422 00:56:32,110 --> 00:56:34,020 Hey there, four-eyes! 423 00:56:35,375 --> 00:56:39,783 I note that your tolerence for the sight-impaired is rather limited. 424 00:56:39,951 --> 00:56:43,115 That's right. Especially when they wearing gold-frames. 425 00:56:47,184 --> 00:56:50,381 I'm a clerk. Gold frames look good on clerks, I like. 426 00:56:50,444 --> 00:56:53,511 the way I look. So don't hassle me you little fool. 427 00:56:57,124 --> 00:56:57,700 Help me! 428 00:57:00,182 --> 00:57:04,960 Alley cats, mongrels, dogs, rats, ratches, worms ... 429 00:57:08,776 --> 00:57:10,025 So much for your... so-so-so-so. 430 00:57:10,448 --> 00:57:14,334 Come down here, and I'll shove your glasses down your throat, you hear me. 431 00:57:16,419 --> 00:57:18,558 You know damn well that I would have done that. 432 00:57:19,843 --> 00:57:21,120 Was that a yes! 433 00:57:21,700 --> 00:57:22,977 I would have! 434 00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:29,824 You have no respect. You are never there when I need you? 435 00:57:31,525 --> 00:57:33,150 You sound like a wimp! 436 00:57:33,317 --> 00:57:36,351 Because of you we're always getting beaten up. 437 00:57:36,517 --> 00:57:40,096 We have nothing to show, no murder, no rapes, no arson, no theft. No nothing... 438 00:57:40,211 --> 00:57:42,717 I know all that because you can't get your fat ass in gear. 439 00:57:42,886 --> 00:57:46,050 What have I done to deserve you as a partner! 440 00:57:47,430 --> 00:57:48,707 Lets go! 441 00:57:58,436 --> 00:57:59,997 This is a stickup! Where is the money? 442 00:58:04,709 --> 00:58:06,814 Where is the money? Give it to me 443 00:58:08,358 --> 00:58:11,398 Don't look at me like that I mean it! 444 00:58:15,143 --> 00:58:19,673 I have killed people for less! Now get the money. Go on! 445 00:58:36,649 --> 00:58:38,242 It's in here. 446 00:59:15,032 --> 00:59:16,788 Let her go! 447 00:59:31,253 --> 00:59:36,027 A total idiot and a deaf mute! What a bunch of losers. 448 01:00:19,477 --> 01:00:22,739 Leave me alone! your just dead weight! 449 01:00:23,477 --> 01:00:29,066 Here take this. Go home and raise pigs. That is where you belong. 450 01:00:33,078 --> 01:00:34,507 Go on, before I kill you. 451 01:01:23,915 --> 01:01:27,277 Hey kid! Hey what's your name! 452 01:01:35,886 --> 01:01:39,181 There you go, buy yourself some new clothes. You're now a member of, The Axe gang! 453 01:01:39,341 --> 01:01:43,019 - Are you serious? - Yes and there's someone back here waiting for you. 454 01:01:50,527 --> 01:01:51,070 Brother Sum! 455 01:01:51,189 --> 01:01:55,499 When I first saw you, I knew you'd be a courageous man of many talents. 456 01:01:56,416 --> 01:01:57,364 Aha! 457 01:01:57,535 --> 01:01:59,259 Looking for an opportunity. 458 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,015 Right! 459 01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:02,777 I have an assignment for you. 460 01:02:02,944 --> 01:02:04,438 For you I would eat fire! 461 01:02:22,531 --> 01:02:26,546 "Research for abnormal development." What's that? 462 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,403 A nut-house, for crazies. 463 01:02:34,173 --> 01:02:35,351 What is the army doing there! 464 01:02:35,517 --> 01:02:37,175 those are not soldiers. They, Boy Scouts! 465 01:02:37,341 --> 01:02:38,290 With tanks! 466 01:02:38,461 --> 01:02:40,349 Forget it, they are just models. 467 01:02:40,509 --> 01:02:44,910 Now when those scouts change the guards, five minutes is all you will have. 468 01:02:45,099 --> 01:02:47,802 You must follow these arrows. to the last cell. when you find it... 469 01:02:47,994 --> 01:02:53,568 Force the door and get the man in there out. Here's your tool kit, five minutes. Now go! 470 01:02:59,545 --> 01:03:00,974 What about you? 471 01:03:01,146 --> 01:03:03,055 We will be your lookouts, ofcourse. 472 01:03:13,947 --> 01:03:15,856 You have five minutes. Get on with it! 473 01:05:30,564 --> 01:05:35,201 The world's finest killer, the Beast himself is clearly dressed to suit his reputation! 474 01:05:36,197 --> 01:05:38,433 That is only a label. Do not worry. 475 01:05:38,597 --> 01:05:41,913 We want two people killed and your the one who's going to do it. Now what do you charge. 476 01:05:42,437 --> 01:05:43,899 What do I charge? 477 01:05:46,181 --> 01:05:51,233 I've killed so many over the years so many just trying to find a worthy adversary. 478 01:05:51,558 --> 01:05:55,594 That's why I stay in my cell, because there was know one out there. 479 01:05:56,646 --> 01:06:00,237 I would have escaped long ago if I had found someone... If you 480 01:05:59,547 --> 01:06:04,155 find me such an opponent. Then young friend. 481 01:06:04,365 --> 01:06:06,433 I will make you an offer you cannot refuse. 482 01:06:06,594 --> 01:06:08,798 ...I will do it for free. 483 01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:10,884 Do you have someone? 484 01:06:11,052 --> 01:06:16,071 Yes. We have just what you are looking for, the very best. This is gonna be the fight of the century. 485 01:06:16,236 --> 01:06:18,472 Would you mind demonstrating some of your technique. 486 01:06:18,636 --> 01:06:21,571 Not that we don't trust you. We just want to see what we are buying. 487 01:06:21,932 --> 01:06:26,024 You fools are not worthy. I am just wasting my time here. 488 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:32,943 - Yes boss - He looks like refuge. 489 01:06:33,814 --> 01:06:39,160 I agree, those sandals look totally worn out. But a change of clothes will make him look quite respectable. 490 01:06:39,466 --> 01:06:41,409 Are you sure you brought the right one? 491 01:06:40,951 --> 01:06:44,148 Oh yes boss, I am certain. I swear I followed your order to the letter. 492 01:06:46,905 --> 01:06:50,260 Mr Beast, please show us a sample of your technique. My career's on the line. 493 01:06:50,260 --> 01:06:51,821 What do I care. 494 01:06:52,771 --> 01:06:55,281 Okay old man, you see this? 495 01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:57,912 Have you ever gone up against a fist this big, 496 01:06:58,075 --> 01:07:01,075 I am almost afraid to use it? Do you realise the danger your in. 497 01:07:01,243 --> 01:07:03,098 Really? Try me, then. 498 01:07:06,779 --> 01:07:08,852 See what I mean, is he conscious. 499 01:07:14,396 --> 01:07:17,252 Aha, and you say you can fight? 500 01:07:18,204 --> 01:07:19,153 Harder! 501 01:07:19,997 --> 01:07:20,945 Harder! 502 01:07:24,061 --> 01:07:25,337 Much harder! 503 01:07:28,652 --> 01:07:32,001 If that is all you have to offer, how can you call yourself a gangster? 504 01:07:36,580 --> 01:07:38,224 Do they make this for men! 505 01:08:05,203 --> 01:08:09,959 In the world of kung-fu, speed determines the winner. 506 01:08:14,260 --> 01:08:17,043 That leaves no doubt, about who our honoured guest is. 507 01:08:17,301 --> 01:08:20,814 Your skill is unique. The Axe Gang offers its respect! 508 01:09:02,525 --> 01:09:05,481 The three true masters of, kung-fu! 509 01:09:06,981 --> 01:09:10,337 Only the world's top killer, exerts an honour like that... 510 01:09:11,543 --> 01:09:12,968 ...it crouds the air. 511 01:09:13,343 --> 01:09:14,521 And what is that other aura telling me. 512 01:09:15,103 --> 01:09:18,287 Am I looking at the legendary tragic couple. The great... 513 01:09:18,749 --> 01:09:19,264 Young Beau... 514 01:09:19,995 --> 01:09:20,834 I'm the dragons daughter! 515 01:09:21,608 --> 01:09:23,201 It is a great honour to be here. 516 01:09:22,624 --> 01:09:26,830 We have come to eliminate, The Axe Gang... 517 01:09:27,550 --> 01:09:29,208 ...and only the Axe Gang. 518 01:09:32,136 --> 01:09:34,151 You should've killed me while you had the chance. 519 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:39,304 But it is too late, now that you are here you are doomed to die. 520 01:09:39,463 --> 01:09:42,285 You are living on borrowed time. Your fate is sealed. 521 01:09:42,731 --> 01:09:45,385 We brought you a gift you cannot refuse! 522 01:09:45,810 --> 01:09:48,046 What is this? A funeral bell? 523 01:09:48,550 --> 01:09:52,334 Ha. With the beast on our side, we shall see for whom the bell tolls. 524 01:09:52,851 --> 01:09:55,661 Are you here on their behalf? 525 01:09:56,286 --> 01:09:57,699 Don't misunderstand me. 526 01:09:58,321 --> 01:10:01,203 The only thing I'm here for, is to kill the two of you... 527 01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:04,664 ...or for you to kill me, if you have what it takes. 528 01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:09,067 What is your opinion, dear? 529 01:10:09,228 --> 01:10:14,346 In this world good cannot exist, along side with evil. Such is destiny. 530 01:10:14,957 --> 01:10:18,653 Then that is the decision. Shall we? 531 01:10:19,117 --> 01:10:20,230 Okay. 532 01:10:21,709 --> 01:10:22,691 Let's dance! 533 01:10:43,157 --> 01:10:45,459 That's okay for starters. Now let's try again. 534 01:10:54,518 --> 01:10:57,268 That was much better, but you are still lacking precision. 535 01:12:16,825 --> 01:12:19,018 The Lion's Roar? 536 01:15:00,413 --> 01:15:01,591 Wait! 537 01:15:02,718 --> 01:15:07,356 Know body told me the, Lion's Roar could be done through a loud speaker! 538 01:15:07,519 --> 01:15:09,755 I concede my defeat! 539 01:15:39,682 --> 01:15:42,878 - Looks like his not upto it. - This is our big chance. Get them while they are down. 540 01:15:43,042 --> 01:15:43,991 You do it! 541 01:15:44,163 --> 01:15:47,533 - I'm gonna be sick. I need a doctor! - Go to hell! 542 01:15:51,299 --> 01:15:53,022 You! Come here. 543 01:15:53,987 --> 01:15:56,060 - Hit him! - Okay! 544 01:16:00,324 --> 01:16:02,147 - On the head! - Yes sir! 545 01:16:03,013 --> 01:16:04,671 - Hit him on the head! - Okay. 546 01:16:04,837 --> 01:16:06,561 - Now's your chance. - Right! 547 01:16:06,725 --> 01:16:07,805 - Go on! - I will! 548 01:16:07,973 --> 01:16:09,402 - Smash him on the head! - I will! 549 01:16:09,573 --> 01:16:10,784 - On the head! - I will! 550 01:16:10,950 --> 01:16:12,641 Beat him to a pulp! 551 01:16:14,630 --> 01:16:15,579 What was that? 552 01:16:16,294 --> 01:16:19,109 Do you want me to beat him to a pulp, or just smash him on the head? 553 01:16:19,270 --> 01:16:21,125 You are totally confusing me! 554 01:16:50,252 --> 01:16:53,122 Wow. A pretty big fist you have there. Carefull with that! 555 01:17:26,002 --> 01:17:27,844 Why did you hit me? 556 01:17:56,089 --> 01:17:59,286 Where are they? They are gone. 557 01:17:59,609 --> 01:18:01,682 Your completely useless. You let them get away? 558 01:18:07,546 --> 01:18:11,376 I cannot be defeated. Not in this world. 559 01:18:25,491 --> 01:18:27,597 Why did he try to save us? 560 01:18:27,763 --> 01:18:31,065 These young people often make mistakes when they are starting out. 561 01:18:31,930 --> 01:18:34,535 We must forgive them, if they make good in the end. 562 01:18:36,195 --> 01:18:39,908 Just look! Beaten to a pulp. The poor boy. 563 01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:45,415 Do you have a last request? just tell us. 564 01:19:04,799 --> 01:19:07,581 Wait, wait! What are you writing. 565 01:19:07,935 --> 01:19:14,613 I do not know this character. I cannot understand. Wait, wait. 566 01:20:09,109 --> 01:20:11,052 No one here! 567 01:20:15,638 --> 01:20:18,159 CHINESE MEDICINE 568 01:20:31,288 --> 01:20:34,158 It is truly a miracle, he has survived this long. 569 01:20:35,136 --> 01:20:36,578 Your herbs are playing their part. 570 01:20:37,819 --> 01:20:41,833 The herbs will help him along. But the key lies within his own body. 571 01:20:43,173 --> 01:20:45,531 All his bones are broken. His tendon's torn. 572 01:20:45,948 --> 01:20:47,973 It is amazing, he is recovering so quickly. 573 01:20:48,877 --> 01:20:52,105 Under normal circumstances this would be impossible, unless... 574 01:20:52,462 --> 01:20:53,957 Unless of course... 575 01:21:31,459 --> 01:21:32,921 You smell that? 576 01:22:06,944 --> 01:22:08,854 You must not smoke while you are injured. 577 01:22:10,272 --> 01:22:12,102 Let me deal with this. 578 01:22:26,723 --> 01:22:28,130 This makes no sense. 579 01:22:39,711 --> 01:22:43,606 Who would ever have thought, that the boy's chi-flo would be released 580 01:22:43,776 --> 01:22:46,231 by the Beast's thrashing. 581 01:22:46,431 --> 01:22:49,314 Right, still we should have noticed earlier. 582 01:22:51,136 --> 01:22:54,311 That he may be the greatest kung-fu genius, to ever come along! 583 01:23:04,798 --> 01:23:06,151 I wonder what I'd be up to next? 584 01:23:07,385 --> 01:23:09,678 So you're still alive, you traitor? 585 01:23:09,801 --> 01:23:12,103 Axes, forward! 586 01:24:06,779 --> 01:24:08,186 The toe crusher. 587 01:24:08,508 --> 01:24:10,929 That went out of style when I left kindergarten. 588 01:24:39,321 --> 01:24:42,770 Our son would have been, just about his age now. 589 01:24:42,938 --> 01:24:48,056 If he is willing to make the effort, he could surely become a doctor or a lawyer. 590 01:24:48,219 --> 01:24:50,936 More likely a great, kung-fu fighter. 591 01:25:54,144 --> 01:25:55,639 Not bad. Now what? 592 01:26:37,696 --> 01:26:41,271 Childs play. I can stop bullets... 593 01:27:51,706 --> 01:27:54,935 Huh. Isn't that the, Toad technique of the, Kwan Lun? 594 01:27:55,098 --> 01:27:56,244 I'm afraid so. 595 01:29:51,865 --> 01:29:55,640 Do you, remember the buddhist technique of the, Palm descending from heaven? 596 01:29:55,801 --> 01:29:58,835 The long lost art, we all thought was forever gone. 597 01:30:43,282 --> 01:30:44,558 I surrender! 598 01:31:46,371 --> 01:31:47,969 What's the name of your technique? 599 01:31:49,443 --> 01:31:51,515 Do you want to learn? I will teach you. 600 01:32:04,068 --> 01:32:05,345 Master! 601 01:33:16,172 --> 01:33:21,214 Hey! Tell your son not to smear his snot on the glass. 602 01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:25,085 You two. Don't put your pants down in here! 603 01:33:25,807 --> 01:33:27,845 Hey if your licking, you have to buy it. 604 01:34:34,521 --> 01:34:38,929 Sonny, you have the structure and the chi-flo of a kung-fu genius. 605 01:34:39,097 --> 01:34:42,741 Upholding world peace is in your hands. The Buddhist Palm manual. 606 01:34:42,905 --> 01:34:45,394 Since it's fate, you can have it for $10. 607 01:34:45,561 --> 01:34:46,576 Wait! 608 01:34:47,002 --> 01:34:49,304 You don't follow the Palm method, try one of these. 609 01:34:50,002 --> 01:34:54,304 Pick a manual, any manual. 610 01:34:55,371 --> 01:34:58,673 Edited by ARNAB