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Kat: Hi, this is Kat. Leave a
message and I'll call you back.

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Nick: Hi, Kat.
This is Nick Mercer.

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Sorry I didn't get back to you last
night but I got your messages.

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All seven of them.

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I know you're nervous, Kat, but
this is what I get paid for.

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I'm running late so I sent a
messenger to pick up my ticket.

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Kat, stop worrying.

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Your ex-fiancé will
wish he never left you

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and your family will
think we're in love.

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Trust me. I'll see you at the airport.
Can't wait to meet you.

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So sorry. I wasn't quite ready.

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It's a plane ticket.

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For a date. My date.

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For my sister's
wedding, in London.

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You need to let go.

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You're gonna have to help me.

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Oh yeah

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the daylight's fading slowly

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but time with you
is standing still

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I'm waiting for you only

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the slightest touch
and I feel weak

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I cannot lie

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from you I cannot hide

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I'm losing the will to try

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can't hide it, can't fight
it can't hide, can't fight

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so go on, go on

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come on, leave me breathless

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tempt me, tease me

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until I can't deny
this loving feeling

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feeling
make me long for your kiss

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go on, go on go on, go on

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yeah, come on

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yeah

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and if there's no tomorrow

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and all we have is here and now

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I'm happy just to have you

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you're all the love
I need somehow

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it's like a dream

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although I'm not asleep

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I never want to wake up

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don't lose it, don't leave it
don't lose it, don't leave it

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so go on, go on

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come on, leave me breathless

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tempt me, tease me

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until I can't deny this

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loving feeling loving feeling

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make me long for your kiss

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go on, go on

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come on, leave me breathless

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tempt me, tease me

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until I can't deny
this loving feeling

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make me long for your kiss

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go on, go on

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come on, leave me breathless

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go on, go on

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woman on P.A.: 356
to London Heathrow,

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all remaining passengers
please make your way...

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Kat: Harry, I'm not working, I'm
going to my sister's wedding.

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Customer service will have
to survive without me.

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But Kat, we've had three delays
and two reps call in sick.

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And a 2505 on
the a20 cpt to lgw.

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And there's this guy on line two

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who got stuck with in-laws because
we couldn't get him out of Heathrow.

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I'd love to help you, sincerely, but I
haven't seen my family in two years

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and my flight leaves
in 15 minutes.

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Come on, Kat. Please,
I'm begging you.

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Bump the 14:14
to the upper on 16:10.

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What about line two?

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Check my bags.

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I understand, you want your family
to see you the way you see yourself,

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or would, if you didn't
feel so victimized by them.

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Hello!

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We regret that you were inconvenienced.
Unfortunately, we are not liable.

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But just this once I'll refund your ticket
and credit you 10,000 frequent flyer miles.

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Thank you for calling
virgin Atlantic.

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Your first trip?

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My sister's getting married
and the best man is my ex.

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If I chicken out, I wanna
know where the exits are.

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I'm not a knuckler,
I fly all the time.

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The reason I can't feel my legs

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is that any second my date
is gonna sit down in 3b

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and I need him to
look really good today.

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Hello, 3b.

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Thank you.

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Hey.

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Kat.

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Let's sit.

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I'm glad you found it okay.

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The airport...
The plane, I mean.

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I'm sorry we couldn't leave sooner. I know
you wanted to get settled before the party.

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Work must be crazy.

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Oh, I should warn you.

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You know those families where
everyone's out of their mind

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but they're your family
so you love them?

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Mine's not like that.

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I love my dad.

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But since he's my stepdad,
he's technically not family.

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He's more like a hostage.

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Woman on P.A.:
Ladies and gentlemen,

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we will shortly be arriving
at London Heathrow.

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On arrival, please remain seated

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until the seat belt sign
has been switched off.

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Local time is 4:22 P.M.

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And the temperature
is a warm 21...

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Good morning.

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That's 72 degrees fahrenheit.

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We would like to thank you
for flying with us today

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and look forward to
seeing you again soon.

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On.

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Nick, please tell me you're
not wearing that tonight.

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I am.

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It's no big deal really, it just looks like
a tailor made your tie out of my dress.

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Don't get me wrong, matching's fine. It's
matchy-matchy you wanna look out for.

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We look like we're trying too hard.
Exactly.

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I want us to look like we fit but not
like we're trying to look like we fit.

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Let me teach you a trick.

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If you look people in the eye, they'll
never notice what you're wearing.

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Kat: There's no way I'm showing
up in his and her outfits

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so if you're gonna wear that
tie, I have to change my dress.

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Driver, will you please
pull over somewhere?

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Kat: I'm sorry. I promise
this is the last one.

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You must think...
Who knows what you think?

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Nick: I know how important
this is for you.

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But remember, you're a beautiful woman
and you've got everything going for you.

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Kat: Don't patronize me.

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I feel like crap but I
wanna look hot doing it.

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Mission accomplished.

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Really?

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Don't get too attached.

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I prefer the red one.

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I'll let her know.

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Hmm...

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"Hmm, nice dress," or "hmm...

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"Gorgeous.
I was insane to let you go"?

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Well, I'd shag you.

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If that's all right with you?

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I don't know if I can do this.

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Well, you can never be sure of anything
but we still have to go inside.

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Aunt beal

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dear girl.

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This should have been
you getting married.

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You know, you didn't have
to return the gravy boat.

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And to think Jeffrey
is the best man.

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Have you met Nick?

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How do you do? Oh.

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Charming.

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And what do you do?

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Excuse us.

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What a nightmare.

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Okay, we need a story.

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You're a therapist, we just started
dating and you're crazy about me.

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Count it. 6,000 even.

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Oh, I trust you. No. Count it.

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All right.

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I'll cover expenses but if you want
to be intimate, we talk money first.

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That won't be an issue. I find the idea
of sex for money morally repugnant.

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I'm sorry. No offense.

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Do me a favor, quit apologizing.

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If you look at this
as a business transaction,

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maybe you won't feel compelled
to keep saying sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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It's also really annoying.

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Sorry.

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Sorry. Pussy Kat!
What happened to you?

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Pull over for a quickie? Mom, this
is so not the time to be yourself.

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And who might this be?

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Hi. I'm the new guy.
It's great to meet you.

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Lovely. This is a
marathon, not a sprint.

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We've got welcome
cocktails today

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then tomorrow's young people in
the park and stags and hens.

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Friday's the picnic,
then the rehearsal dinner

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and since you have left
no margin for jetlag,

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I need you to hydrate.

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Dad. My darling.

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Meet Nick. Professor Ellis.

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How do you do?

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Kat?

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Kat! Oooh! I'm getting married!
Oh, kitty! Hey!

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Oh, I missed you so much.

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Gosh, who's the
hunky, huh? Nice.

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There you are! Get over here!

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At times like these, I find
a good, stiff drink helps.

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Can I get you a refill, sir?
Very kind of you.

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Where did you find him?

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Thank you.

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Yellow pages.

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Mrs. Ellis: Hello!

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Sweet Jesus. Who
gave that woman an amp?

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Bunny: Hello. Hello?

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Oh. Wonderful.
It's finally working.

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Does everybody have a drink? Because
I am going to say a few words.

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Welcome, friends and family...

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Bunny: I'm...

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Victor and I are so happy

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that you're here
to celebrate with us

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as we welcome Edward and the
Fletcher-wootens into our family.

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We always thought that we
would marry off Kat first.

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We had good reason to hope because she
was so popular with the boys at school

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and we came pretty close once,

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but, as you all know,
that crashed and burned.

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Luckily, we were able
to get the deposit back,

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so here we are again...

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Jeffrey: To the bride and groom.

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Oh. Yes. Yes. Well, back to
the bride and groom to be.

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Um...

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Edward, we are so glad that you fell
in love with the girl next door.

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Our Amy.
Congratulations, babies.

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All: Congratulations.

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Jeffrey.

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Hello. Kat-mandu.

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Wow, you look gorgeous.

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Gorgeous.

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Tj: Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

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Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my
god, oh, my god! Top Kat! Ooooh!

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Where the bloody
hell have you been?

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I have gynecologists
that call more often.

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You have more than one?

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I play them off
against each other.

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Hello, arsehole. Since you
dumped my cousin brutally,

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you won't mind if I
steal her away, will you?

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Thanks.

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You didn't have to do that.

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I wasn't saving you from him, I
was saving you from yourself.

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You, my love,
are too bloody nice.

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I've never seen so many
beautiful women in one room.

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Did he bring a date?

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Darling, why waste time
on that horse's arse

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when Mr. tie me up, tie me down
is waiting for you over there?

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What does he do?
He's a therapist.

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The perils of paranoia. Yes.

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Oh, god. I think I've just come.

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Thank you.

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Can I have that?

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Hmm.

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Thank you.

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You know what I love
about all this, Kat?

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There's finally a reason for the
world to revolve around you?

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Exactly.

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There you are.
How's the future missus?

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I'm perfect, I'm all Ginny.

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Amy: Thanks, snufflepop.

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Mmm! Mmm mmm mmm!

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Wow!

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Am I not the luckiest
bastard on earth?

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Amy: Aw! Well,
I'll dance to that.

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Oh! Oh, Jesus!

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That's what he gets for
not taking dance lessons

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until two days
before the wedding.

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Who's ever heard of
dance lessons for a wedding?

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Just about everyone.

253
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,024
You are taking the piss?

254
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,355
We'll go with you.

255
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,355
I don't even know you, hunky
dunky, and I love you already.

256
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:23,072
Ed: Dance lessons? Hmm. Right.

257
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,038
Hey. Oh. Hello.

258
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,345
Weddings are a celebration
of love and commitment...

259
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,430
In utopia.

260
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:49,518
In the real world they're an excuse to drink
excessively and say things you shouldn't.

261
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,731
A philosopher, huh?
Well, shrink.

262
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,895
Crikey! What?

263
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,859
No, nothing. No, tell me.

264
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,946
Well, you yanks
and your therapy,

265
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:04,192
it's a load of
touchy-feely mumbo jumbo.

266
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,620
Spilling your guts to a total
stranger, it's not natural.

267
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,077
Oh, god.

268
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,079
It's just...

269
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:22,506
There's this girl that I care for... well,
I suppose you could say I love her.

270
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,547
The bugger is, she's here
with some other guy.

271
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,220
There you are.

272
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,095
Hey, Kat. Hey, Kat.

273
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,768
Oh, hey, yourself.
I see you met my ex.

274
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,944
I was just telling him how we met.
Mmm.

275
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,774
The Knicks game. Oh, yes.

276
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,650
Yeah... oh.

277
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,277
You hate sport.

278
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,780
I hate cricket. Right, yes.

279
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,288
Well, I should go and... go.

280
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,790
He looks miserable.

281
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,300
What were you talking about?

282
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,297
He seems a little drunk but I
think he's still crazy about you.

283
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,682
Do I know you from somewhere?
No.

284
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,262
What did he say? You don't...

285
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,640
You don't think
he wants me back?

286
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,477
Love started making sense

287
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:25,698
I always make mistakes
at my expense

288
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,614
love has placed a seed

289
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,661
and you're the sun
that shines down upon me

290
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,580
yeah, when we are together

291
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,374
and when we are apart

292
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,622
are you okay?

293
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,343
Here we are. Thank god!

294
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,305
Oh! Thanks, mom.

295
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,050
There you are, darling.
Thanks, dad.

296
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,260
God!

297
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,268
Thanks again for having me.

298
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,643
Don't be silly. It's
wonderful to meet you.

299
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,273
Although technically,
I never knew you existed.

300
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,616
Come on, bunny.
I love surprises.

301
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,570
Where's Nick sleeping?

302
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:17,121
My mother has this rule about sharing
when there's no ring involved...

303
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,539
Don't be silly. What?

304
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:24,707
I am not as small-town as
my daughter seems to think.

305
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,899
Sorry about this.

306
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:46,111
I went through a painfully
earnest floral phase.

307
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,113
Air supply?

308
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:02,583
Oh. My parents had a German
exchange student a few years back.

309
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,582
He must have left it here.

310
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,176
Everyone knows
their greatest hits.

311
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,471
Some of their lesser-known ballads
are surprisingly poignant.

312
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,448
Is that an old habit
from ballet class

313
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,239
or from a lifetime of
walking on eggshells?

314
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,414
I never took ballet.

315
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,294
How'd you know that was me?

316
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,389
I have a friend at the magazine.

317
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,638
So much for anonymity.

318
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:05,767
Go ahead, take a look.
It's part of the package.

319
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,653
I'm sorry, I'm just
a little nervous.

320
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,574
I never thought anything
like this could happen to me.

321
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,572
This happened to you?

322
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:24,247
It happened in the sense that I picked
up the phone, tracked you down,

323
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:27,667
flew you over here
and gave you $6,000.

324
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:40,351
Will you grab my shampoo, please?
Shampoo! Got it.

325
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:49,561
Nick: I'm all out of
love, I'm so lost without you

326
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:53,940
I know you were right
believing for so long

327
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:59,241
I'm all out of love
what am I without you?

328
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:05,619
I can't be too late to say
that I was so wrong?

329
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:13,626
The part where you were a sexual
surrogate and then started to...

330
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,754
Branch out, is...

331
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,470
Is that really how it happened?

332
00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:24,686
The real story, my mother
was a hippie, and a stripper.

333
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,898
She was insanely
inappropriate with me,

334
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:31,314
she washed her lingerie in my bath
water while I was still in it.

335
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,027
On.

336
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:37,071
So as an adult, I needed to find
ways to experience intimacy and sex

337
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:40,035
but with rules that
couldn't be violated. Wow.

338
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,368
I'm just screwing with you.

339
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,793
You shit.

340
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,543
Okay, this part.

341
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,087
You say, and I quote,

342
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:57,257
"every woman has the
exact love life she wants."

343
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,971
That seems a broad
generalization... oh!

344
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,272
On.

345
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:18,073
Do you honestly believe that I
want to be single and miserable?

346
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:22,286
Do you think that I want to be hung up
on some guy who led me on for years

347
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,076
and out of the blue
shattered my heart?

348
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:29,293
First of all, there's no such
thing as out of the blue.

349
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,787
And second of all, yeah.

350
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,381
What? When you're
ready to let go,

351
00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,217
to be un-single
and un-miserable,

352
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,757
you will.

353
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,425
Till then...

354
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,226
So when you were talking
to Jeffrey before,

355
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,221
how did he sound?

356
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:51,565
Like a harmless,
self-absorbed toolbox.

357
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,650
Seriously.

358
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,653
He sounded tormented.

359
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,409
Tormented? How?

360
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,407
Like he's...

361
00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,740
Jealous that I'm here
with someone else, or like...

362
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,502
He regrets throwing
away our life together?

363
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,382
It's just that...

364
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:29,391
This hasn't really turned out the
way that I thought it would.

365
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,769
Hey, Nick.

366
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,111
Oh, oh, oh!

367
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,329
He seems more mature.

368
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,131
Run, you fat tart! Come on.

369
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,720
Shoo be do be do be
do be do wop wop,

370
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,386
shoo be do be do be
do be do wop wop

371
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:08,258
come on, throw it. Throw it!

372
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:13,397
You'll look at me
and even though I know...

373
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,561
Well played, darling. Ed!

374
00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:17,059
What?

375
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,310
One fine day...

376
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,608
Are you ready, tj? Bugger off.

377
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,572
You're gonna want
me for your girl

378
00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:25,113
shoo be do be do be
do be do wop wop

379
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,327
oh yeah

380
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:29,367
Nick: All right, batter, batter.

381
00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,285
The arms I long for
will open wide

382
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:33,454
shoo be do be do be
do be do wop wop

383
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:34,793
and you'll be proud to have me

384
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,127
shoo be do be do be
do be do wop wop

385
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:37,587
right by your side

386
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:39,001
shoo be do be do be
do be do wop wop

387
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,466
one fine day

388
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,212
you're gonna want
me for your girl

389
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,804
shoo be do be do be
do be do wop wop

390
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,547
move back. Yeah.

391
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:53,729
Though I know
you're the kind of boy...

392
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,063
Nick: Come on, Kat.

393
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,398
Who only wants to run around

394
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,483
batter up.

395
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:00,773
Nick: You're up, Kat.

396
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,237
I'll be waiting...

397
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,731
Amy: Go, Kat.

398
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:07,781
Someday, darling,
you'll come to me

399
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:11,326
when you want
to settle down, oh!

400
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,369
Be nice to me, Jeffrey.

401
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,914
One fine day
we'll meet once more

402
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,162
shoo be do be do be
do be do wop wop

403
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,084
out! Yes!

404
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:23,295
One fine day...

405
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,969
Lose the game.

406
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:30,307
You're gonna want
me for your girl

407
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,518
Nol

408
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,110
come on! Edward.

409
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,068
Come on!

410
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:48,738
Come on, you sexy
little monkey. Come on!

411
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:54,911
You're supposed to be helping.
Oh, trust me. I am.

412
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,910
One fine day, oh yeah
one fine day

413
00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:00,503
you're gonna want me for
your girl one fine day

414
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,999
one fine day oh yeah

415
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,672
one fine day

416
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:27,615
Nick: What's with the socks? Kat:
It's a golf-themed bachelorette.

417
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,573
Have you ever done
a wedding before?

418
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,409
No, but I have done funerals.

419
00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:34,371
An escort at a funeral?
Someone's dead.

420
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:36,581
Yeah, imagine facing that alone.

421
00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,917
Ah. Catch.

422
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,088
Make sure he stays on the
right side of the road.

423
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,548
Which is, of course, the left.
That's right.

424
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:50,884
Kat: So, are you ever
attracted to your clients?

425
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:56,640
I know you're curious about my business
but I really can't discuss other clients.

426
00:30:56,646 --> 00:31:00,059
Come on! How many of them
want to sleep with you?

427
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:05,232
You know, I swear it's
not about the sex.

428
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,146
It's about understanding
what people need.

429
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:12,321
Please! You're like
the Yoda of escorts.

430
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:15,867
Getting you on the phone was
harder than getting into college.

431
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:19,082
No, I don't play games.
No gimmicks. Mmm-hmm.

432
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,077
It's much more...

433
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,125
Subtle?

434
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,467
It's not about me.

435
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,462
It's about you.

436
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,177
Show me.

437
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,141
Come on.

438
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,858
Hmm... what's holding me back?

439
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,400
I think it's the words
"morally repugnant".

440
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:50,651
Show me.

441
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,955
Close your eyes.

442
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,208
Close your eyes.

443
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:09,041
Close your eyes.

444
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,596
You're safe, you can relax.

445
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:23,889
I'm not gonna kiss you.

446
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,811
He's gonna be so
sorry he lost you.

447
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:34,525
So, stop worrying.

448
00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:38,320
Forget the past.

449
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,952
Forget the pain.

450
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,701
And remember...

451
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,880
What an incredible
woman you are.

452
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,299
If you do that,

453
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,218
he'll realize what he lost.

454
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:06,147
Holy crap!

455
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,021
You're worth every penny.

456
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,275
You should get going. Mmm-hmm.

457
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,035
Okay, Yoda.

458
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:36,799
To Amy!

459
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:43,852
Girl, to be with you
is my favorite thing

460
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,524
I thought you might need this.

461
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,444
Silly me. Where was my head?

462
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,564
Bye. Listen, why don't you stay

463
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:58,237
and have a little fiery
drink with us, eh? Uh...

464
00:33:58,245 --> 00:34:00,281
It's fine. Come on.

465
00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,370
Tj: You know you want to!

466
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,916
Oh, I can see why.
Woman: You're lovely.

467
00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,750
Isn't he lovely?
Have you smelt him?

468
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,790
He smells lovely!

469
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,631
Can you believe Kat
gets to shag this guy?

470
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:17,469
No, really, you should send god a bottle
of wine or a quiche or something.

471
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,765
Look at those buns.
Fresh from the bakery.

472
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:30,599
It must feel great getting
paid just for being you.

473
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:33,022
Who says I'm being me?
Excuse me.

474
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:37,443
Amy, thank you for granting me a rare
glimpse into a timeless female ritual.

475
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:41,113
Here's to the husbands who've won
you, the losers who've lost you

476
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:44,579
and the lucky bastards
who've yet to meet you.

477
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,873
And to the cock in the henhouse.

478
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:23,156
I can't believe you found
him first. I am so depressed.

479
00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:26,405
Will somebody buy
my hoo-hah a drink?

480
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,003
You remember when we took the girls
hiking in the lake district?

481
00:35:34,007 --> 00:35:35,463
No. You do!

482
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:38,459
Blistering heat in the
morning, rained all afternoon.

483
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:39,835
No.

484
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,963
You backed your car
over a copper's bicycle.

485
00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,636
Sorry, no. The rat and gherkin.

486
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:48,181
Splendid local scrumpy. Mmm.

487
00:35:48,188 --> 00:35:50,304
Amy wore that
little bikini thing.

488
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,273
But somehow it was Kat
that got stung by nettles.

489
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:56,689
Kat never said a word until Amy
caught her scratching her arse.

490
00:35:56,696 --> 00:36:01,190
Then you rubbed it with a dock
leaf to bring down the swelling.

491
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,242
Yeah, I remember it.

492
00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:07,954
I didn't deserve her back then.

493
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,749
And you do now?

494
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:20,921
What is his problem?

495
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:26,010
What? There's something
about him I don't like.

496
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,384
He's less than 9% body fat
and he's shagging your ex.

497
00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,387
No, that is not it. Look at him,

498
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:35,857
he's walking around all American,
like he owns the place.

499
00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,609
Oh, no!

500
00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:49,241
Man: Come on,
this is your last chance.

501
00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,849
Woody?

502
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:18,892
Not yet, but it's getting there!
Kat: It's getting there!

503
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,988
Oh, my god! What
are you doing here?

504
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:29,486
I thought you were in San
Francisco, or was it Nepal?

505
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,577
Close. Sydney. But it turns
out that I missed the rain.

506
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:36,952
Did Kat tell you that she dumped
you because of your funky breath?

507
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:40,504
She's drunk.

508
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:44,376
But I didn't... I didn't
really dump you. Right?

509
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:48,718
Hard. But it was understandable,

510
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,636
you were one of the
hottest girls in school.

511
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:54,511
And we know that Kat was one of
the hottest expats in school

512
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:58,561
because she was voted best
eyes and brightest smile

513
00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:01,435
and the most likely to age well.

514
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,071
You're my half-sister
but I whole love you.

515
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:19,544
How about you get my
half-sister a seventh hole?

516
00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:22,460
Tequila. Tequila. Sure.

517
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,390
Are you all right?

518
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,928
I don't know if I can do this.

519
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:40,182
The seventh hole?

520
00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:42,605
No! The wedding.

521
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,942
I shouldn't be allowed
to get married. I shouldn't.

522
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,441
What are you talking about?

523
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,870
Tj!

524
00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:00,327
Tj: Come on! Come on!

525
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:10,170
What's wrong with Jeffrey? As if
I would sleep with a stripper!

526
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,048
I'm about to get married.
You have to...

527
00:39:15,979 --> 00:39:20,769
It's been my experience that a man
in love doesn't want a prostitute.

528
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:24,604
Eddie, you did the right thing.

529
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:37,326
How do you know so much

530
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,788
about so much?

531
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,331
I'm a hooker.

532
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,886
I like that.

533
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,859
Baby!

534
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:10,818
Sometimes I'm down

535
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:14,033
I'm level level with the ground

536
00:40:15,288 --> 00:40:17,074
whoa

537
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:21,036
baby, you treat me

538
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:22,450
bad...

539
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:26,580
No, I know

540
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,462
know you don't mean it now

541
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:33,256
I just don't know
when to say bye-bye

542
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,131
yeah

543
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,427
uh

544
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:40,309
Uh, uh

545
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:42,144
uh, uh, whoa!

546
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,472
Baby

547
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,938
I've got that feeling, baby...

548
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:51,484
I just don't feel very well.
I'm gonna go. Give us a kiss.

549
00:40:53,993 --> 00:40:56,700
Ladies,
how much do you rock, tj?

550
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,578
That was a top night.

551
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:02,452
Top night!

552
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,932
She's getting married!

553
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,187
I'm all out of love

554
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:26,397
I'm so lost without you

555
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:28,562
I know you were right

556
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,901
believing for so long

557
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:33,021
I'm all out of love

558
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,318
what am I without you?

559
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:37,442
I can't be too late

560
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,739
I know I was so wrong

561
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:42,113
I'm all out of love

562
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,207
what am I without you?

563
00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,121
I can't be too late

564
00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:50,247
to say that I was so wrong...

565
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:32,462
Are you okay?

566
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:51,106
Ooh! Ow!

567
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,917
Watch the sun rise

568
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,961
say your goodbyes

569
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,710
off we go

570
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:24,098
some conversation

571
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,889
no contemplation

572
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:29,603
hit the road

573
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:34,146
car overheats

574
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,986
jump out of my seat

575
00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:41,775
on the side of the highway baby

576
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:46,496
I know I don't know you

577
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:50,208
but I want you so bad

578
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,293
everyone has a secret

579
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,667
oh, can they keep it?

580
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:03,263
Oh, no, they can't

581
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,751
Garbage man: Morning.

582
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,211
Morning.

583
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,974
Ahoy, there!

584
00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:43,609
Hi, dad.

585
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:17,305
I don't know what works for you but
I brought you some black coffee

586
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:21,184
and some stale crackers, egg and
cheese sandwich and a bloody Mary.

587
00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:25,108
That's very sweet of you. But
I need to ask you something.

588
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,951
What happened last night?

589
00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,829
Nothing.

590
00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,059
Thanks.

591
00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:13,111
Is this for last night?

592
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:15,363
No! How could it be?
Nothing happened.

593
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:18,787
If I was gonna charge you,
I said I'd tell you first.

594
00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:24,084
I didn't want you to think that I
was expecting anything for free

595
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:27,003
or that I was expecting
anything at all.

596
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,673
I mean, obviously I
was expecting something

597
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,047
or else I wouldn't have
stopped at that atm.

598
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,892
Just so you know,
you're 300 short.

599
00:47:39,982 --> 00:47:43,941
Wait, you're telling me that if
something happened last night,

600
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,559
I'd have to pay you $1,700?

601
00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,903
That's a down payment
on a Ford focus.

602
00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:49,738
Not dollars, pounds.

603
00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:52,609
Besides, it includes,
you know...

604
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,736
That's the extra 300.

605
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,366
Are you a boatsman, son?

606
00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:03,085
I am now, sir.

607
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,956
I'm glad someone's making
use of her at last.

608
00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,127
The boat, I mean.

609
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,961
Victor: "To defile."
Four letters.

610
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,963
Good morning, daddy. Ah.

611
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,260
What if I didn't want
you to do that to me?

612
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:21,978
The 300's for
you doing it to me.

613
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:25,600
If anything had happened, it would have
been one of the highlights, for you.

614
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:29,570
But nothing did. That's why
you get to keep your money.

615
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,444
Woman: The wedding dance is

616
00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:36,945
the most important dance
moment in a person's life.

617
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:41,199
A room full of
friends and family,

618
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,493
watching, smiling,

619
00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:47,167
betting on how long
the marriage will last.

620
00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:51,004
All you'll have is each other

621
00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:54,003
and whatever skills
you acquire today.

622
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,556
And pair off.

623
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:05,355
When marimba rhythms
start to play...

624
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,315
Breathe. Good,
that's a nice position.

625
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,810
Now, your left foot.
Her right foot.

626
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:13,651
Good. And we'll try to
glide across the floor.

627
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,573
Come a little bit
closer together. Moving.

628
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:20,617
Trying to turn.

629
00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:22,956
What's the matter, Nick?

630
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,746
Two left feet?

631
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,753
Ohl

632
00:49:29,550 --> 00:49:33,338
stay with me, sway with me

633
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:37,839
other dancers
may be on the floor

634
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:41,513
dear, but my eyes
will see only you

635
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,388
only you have
that magic technique

636
00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:49,187
when we sway I go weak

637
00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:52,653
I can hear the sound of violins

638
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:56,399
long before it begins

639
00:49:56,785 --> 00:50:00,198
make me thrill
as only you know how

640
00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:04,290
sway me smooth, sway me now

641
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,376
like a flower
bending in the breeze

642
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:11,463
bend with me, sway with ease

643
00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:15,502
when we dance you
have a way with me

644
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:19,472
stay with me, sway with me

645
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:22,725
like a flower bending
in the breeze

646
00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:26,767
bend with me, sway with ease

647
00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:31,685
when we dance
you have a way with me

648
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:36,231
when I told you I'd never
done a wedding before,

649
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:39,400
it wasn't because
I'd never been asked.

650
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,071
I'd just never said yes.

651
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,661
Why'd you say yes to me?

652
00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:52,251
There was something in your
voice on the phone that day.

653
00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,251
Desperation?

654
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,420
I think it was hope.

655
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,098
Get a move on, you lovebirds. I'm
getting married in the morning.

656
00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,496
Ah, hello, Bambi.

657
00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,839
Darling, please don't do that.

658
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,841
Oh, wow.

659
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:48,386
That's a big bed.

660
00:52:03,912 --> 00:52:06,153
You know what pisses me off?

661
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:10,408
I've been spilling my guts all weekend
and I don't know anything about you.

662
00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:15,162
I'm allergic to fabric softener.

663
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:20,669
I'm majoring in comparative literature
at brown. I hate anchovies.

664
00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:25,006
I think I'd miss you
even if we'd never met.

665
00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:34,435
Come on!

666
00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:43,491
Ed: I'm a little concerned... I'm just...
It makes me nervous...

667
00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:46,986
Tj: You know,
I might just call you.

668
00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:51,870
But if I did, I would lose, because
my hand is complete shite.

669
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,367
Ohhh.

670
00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:56,707
I'm in. Come on.

671
00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:59,047
There's gotta be
something wrong with him.

672
00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:02,543
I bet his thingy bends, doesn't it?
Got a little kink in it.

673
00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:05,671
Oh, no, don't tell me.
It's bloody perfect.

674
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:09,049
I'm going to see you.

675
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,353
Looky, looky here.

676
00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,848
A full house.

677
00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:18,020
Oh, ho, ho!

678
00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:22,067
Has anyone seen my future wife? She'll
kill me if I don't serve her first.

679
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:25,566
Have you guys ever had a real
honest-to-god fight, ever?

680
00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:28,068
Yes, of course. Yeah, right.

681
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:32,289
Well, apparently, makeup
sex is the best kind.

682
00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:34,328
Not that I'm ever
going to find out.

683
00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:35,701
Give me that!

684
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:39,254
Come on! No, nol!

685
00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:41,249
Don't! Come on!

686
00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:48,638
You seem to have
a way with women.

687
00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,760
Why don't you go and rustle up the bride?
Get her to join the party.

688
00:53:56,859 --> 00:54:00,397
Amy: Why are you bringing
this up now? I love ed.

689
00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:03,612
What do you want from me?
I want you to tell me...

690
00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:11,408
Blue shirt or white shirt for
the, er, rehearsal dinner?

691
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:18,790
Sorry to interrupt.

692
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,126
Your dad sent me.

693
00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:24,459
What for?

694
00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:27,506
To make sure you're okay.

695
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:35,473
Kat, could I have a word?
It'll only take a moment.

696
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:39,941
Let me think. You stole seven years of her
life with your bullshit and your charm

697
00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:41,854
and now you'd like
just a moment?

698
00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:44,444
Sure. Go right ahead.

699
00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:52,828
Thanks for the solidarity, mum, but
next time a little less information.

700
00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,827
Do you believe a
place has a memory?

701
00:54:57,336 --> 00:55:02,876
Even before ed and I started dating, we
all used to come up here in the summer

702
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,874
and spend weekends.

703
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:16,973
God, I hope it doesn't
remember everything.

704
00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:21,683
No matter how certain
one is of one's position

705
00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:23,934
of what one should
or shouldn't do,

706
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:26,153
one sometimes discovers

707
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:31,367
that one is not as one would
have hoped one would have been.

708
00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:34,908
What exactly are you trying to say?
I'm sorry.

709
00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:38,533
Look, I feel like I
need to tell you something.

710
00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:42,128
You're not even listening. I'm sorry.
I'll be back in a minute.

711
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:52,171
Hey, is everything okay?

712
00:55:55,644 --> 00:55:57,225
Yeah.

713
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,563
Yeah.

714
00:56:07,072 --> 00:56:08,858
Victor: Anchovy, Nick?

715
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,068
I remember the day I met Kat.

716
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:13,066
It was in New York.

717
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:15,368
I'd been seeing bunny
for a few months

718
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:20,036
and she finally trusted me
enough to meet her kid.

719
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:23,077
So I'm over at her place

720
00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,838
and in walks this
little monster.

721
00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:30,217
That was it. I was a goner.

722
00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:33,754
That was the day I became a dad.

723
00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:39,100
You know, Nick, you think it's going
to get easier as they get older,

724
00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:42,096
that you're going to
worry about them less.

725
00:56:43,275 --> 00:56:46,938
Or that you're going to
trust the world more.

726
00:56:47,779 --> 00:56:49,940
But that's just
not how it happens.

727
00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:04,876
This may not make
much sense to you, sir,

728
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:08,714
but I'd like to ask your
permission to date your daughter.

729
00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:13,294
I thought you already were.

730
00:57:28,654 --> 00:57:31,316
I blame...

731
00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:34,065
I blame Tony peepants. No.

732
00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:35,907
Let's have the story.
Kat, come on.

733
00:57:35,911 --> 00:57:39,995
No. I have to initiate
Nick into our family.

734
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:45,868
I blame Tony for why my two girls just
don't seem to be able to get along.

735
00:57:46,088 --> 00:57:49,876
Don't deny it. You barely
tolerate each other.

736
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:54,217
Come on. It's true. The only thing you've got
in common is you're both attracted to me.

737
00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:56,086
It started after we moved here.

738
00:57:56,098 --> 00:58:00,888
My two girls got into a fight over Tony
peepants and have never made up since.

739
00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:03,431
Apparently, Kat and
I were inseparable.

740
00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:06,054
If Kat ate a banana,
Amy threw it up.

741
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:08,182
If Amy threw it up, Kat ate it.

742
00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:14,238
So we were eating and throwing
up together in Harmony

743
00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,732
until Tony walked me home
from school one day.

744
00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:18,199
He was my first boyfriend.

745
00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:21,787
Tony ignored Kat because
he wanted to play with me.

746
00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:25,453
Anyway, the point of the story is that
Tony ended up with a chair in his face.

747
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,577
It was plastic and child-sized.

748
00:58:29,589 --> 00:58:35,129
As I recall, there were stitches involved.
Come on, bunny, 15 stitches.

749
00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,594
So is that when he
peed in his pants?

750
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:40,760
He cried a lot, but
there was no peeing.

751
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,974
So what's with the nickname?

752
00:58:47,315 --> 00:58:49,601
I have absolutely no idea.

753
00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:54,562
Let me get some more wine.

754
00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:57,731
Tj: Would you marry
me if I asked?

755
00:58:57,743 --> 00:59:00,075
That was a yes.
Did you see that?

756
00:59:10,922 --> 00:59:15,131
And you know, I thought perhaps you...
Bollocks. Sorry.

757
00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:20,676
I had no idea this would be so difficult. I
just feel like I owe you an explanation.

758
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,424
Relax, relax. It's fine.

759
00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:26,343
I promise.

760
00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:33,271
And I should probably
admit that,

761
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:38,773
I brought Nick with me
to torture you, slowly,

762
00:59:39,201 --> 00:59:41,192
for the entire weekend.

763
00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:46,121
But then, I don't know,
something happened and now...

764
00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:50,834
I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings
but I'm just sick of you and me.

765
00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:57,462
Of our whole story, so come on, let's
just go upstairs and eat some tiramisu.

766
01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,509
I slept with your sister.

767
01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:17,485
I'm sorry? Well, I shagged
Amy, two years ago.

768
01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:20,322
That's why I broke
it off with you.

769
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:26,078
And then after you left, sod it,
we kept at it like rabbits,

770
01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:31,201
until we both realized it was absolutely
mad and, obviously, morally wrong.

771
01:00:34,172 --> 01:00:36,504
And then that was it.

772
01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:41,302
But last Christmas,
when ed proposed,

773
01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:46,007
I realized I'm in love with her.

774
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:54,640
Good lord, say
something, please.

775
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,166
Oh, my god, he's
told you, hasn't he?

776
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:17,162
You knew? Kat, I'm so sorry.
I'm so...

777
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,637
Kat. Kat, please.

778
01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:32,431
Kat, please don't say anything.

779
01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:38,274
I can't believe you told her.

780
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,263
What's going on?

781
01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,221
Nothing.

782
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,473
It doesn't look like nothing.

783
01:02:19,527 --> 01:02:22,064
Now is not the
time to catch on, ed.

784
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:27,274
Okay. Good.

785
01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:43,123
Leave me alone. You knew
and you didn't tell me.

786
01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:46,673
Wait up. I can't
believe I trusted you.

787
01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,837
Come on. You've
got to stop running.

788
01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:51,385
How could you not have told me?

789
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,258
What did you expect me to say?

790
01:02:53,436 --> 01:02:55,973
You let me make
a fool of myself.

791
01:02:56,314 --> 01:03:01,149
You lied to me, but I guess I shouldn't
be surprised because that's what you do.

792
01:03:01,152 --> 01:03:03,313
That's who you are.
You're a liar.

793
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:07,322
You're judging me?
That's a good one.

794
01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,532
You're going to
point a finger at me,

795
01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:12,323
the guy that you hired to
pretend to be your boyfriend?

796
01:03:13,456 --> 01:03:18,120
You're right. I was so desperate to
make everyone believe that I was happy

797
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,665
that I paid $6,000 for a lie.

798
01:03:21,172 --> 01:03:25,836
And, at the end of the day, the only one
who ended up falling for it was me.

799
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:28,760
I wish I could say
it was worth it.

800
01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:32,964
Go ahead, Kat, hate me.

801
01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:37,640
I think you're running out of steam
on this whole Jeffrey thing anyhow.

802
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:40,184
Maybe now you'll be able to
hold on to this long enough

803
01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:42,773
to ruin your next relationship.

804
01:03:57,042 --> 01:04:00,330
Nick. I'm just
checking into a hotel.

805
01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:02,919
Don't be ridiculous. It's late.

806
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:05,914
Take the car.

807
01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:16,596
Actually, the
boathouse is empty.

808
01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:22,223
Look, I don't know what's going on with
you two but I'm sure you'll work it out.

809
01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:30,856
You couldn't be more perfect if
she'd picked you out of a catalog.

810
01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,946
Thanks, ed.

811
01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:50,087
Hey.

812
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,759
Hey.

813
01:04:58,436 --> 01:05:00,392
I just...

814
01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,935
I wanted to say thank you for
not outing me in front of ed.

815
01:05:06,986 --> 01:05:11,150
I want to tell him, just not
the night before our wedding.

816
01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,782
You know, with these things,
timing is everything.

817
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,744
You're right.

818
01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:28,587
You should time it right,

819
01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:33,677
so that when he hears that you
repeatedly screwed his best friend,

820
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:37,138
he won't feel like the world is
collapsing and there's no escape

821
01:05:37,142 --> 01:05:40,350
because you tricked
him into marrying you.

822
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:50,731
Kat... don't worry. Your
wedding will be perfect.

823
01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:55,072
Tomorrow I'll say all the right things and
you'll deal with ed when you're ready.

824
01:05:56,035 --> 01:06:00,699
But right now, tonight, I'm not
going to pretend it's okay.

825
01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:17,170
And that's your
first flight out?

826
01:06:17,182 --> 01:06:19,343
Another summer day
has come and gone away

827
01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,806
all right, thanks.

828
01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,141
In Paris and Rome

829
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,806
I wanna go home

830
01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:29,854
mmm

831
01:06:30,945 --> 01:06:34,984
another aeroplane
another sunny place

832
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,027
I'm lucky, I know

833
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,276
but I wanna go home

834
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:43,242
mmm, I've got to go home

835
01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:47,867
and I feel just
like I'm living...

836
01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:49,085
I'm okay.

837
01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:50,749
Someone else's life

838
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,964
it's like I just
stepped outside...

839
01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:56,335
I don't believe you.

840
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,091
I'm fine, really.

841
01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:05,802
Nothing a bottle of Jack and a
straight razor couldn't fix.

842
01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,983
Anyway, it doesn't matter.

843
01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,396
It's Amy's day.

844
01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:33,664
Get in the car, darling.

845
01:07:42,767 --> 01:07:44,758
No, no. Smile.

846
01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:12,000
Hello.

847
01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:16,623
I've been looking for you.

848
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:24,305
So, why did you let him go?

849
01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:32,813
It's complicated, dad. Right.

850
01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:36,146
It probably wouldn't have
worked out anyway, huh?

851
01:08:41,034 --> 01:08:45,448
I remember reading a fascinating article
in the New York times magazine once,

852
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:47,954
where this guy said,

853
01:08:48,166 --> 01:08:52,876
"every woman has the exact
love life she wants."

854
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:57,163
You know what? I agree with him.

855
01:08:58,343 --> 01:09:01,881
But I refuse to believe that
this is what you want, Kat.

856
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:04,883
Ever since you were little,

857
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:08,550
you've always worried about
what other people think.

858
01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:14,564
Now, come on. What do you think?
Is he the guy for you?

859
01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,897
Then go and get him.

860
01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:55,221
Hello, darling. Your mother said
you wanted to have a quick word.

861
01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:57,224
No, no, no, I...

862
01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:04,906
There's something you should
know before you marry me.

863
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:06,316
What is it?

864
01:10:56,961 --> 01:11:00,044
I wanted to tell you but I was
afraid you'd never forgive me

865
01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:02,459
and I just...
I love you so much.

866
01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:05,462
I'm sorry.

867
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,962
I knew you were seeing someone
else when we finally got together,

868
01:11:08,973 --> 01:11:11,715
but not Jeffrey.

869
01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:16,265
Does Kat know?

870
01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:19,604
Jeffrey told her last night.

871
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:26,945
Excuse me.

872
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,618
Jeffrey: Ed?

873
01:11:41,005 --> 01:11:44,042
Ed... calm down, ed.

874
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:45,460
Ed!

875
01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:48,963
Ed: Tj!

876
01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:56,975
Ah!

877
01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:05,268
Ed, calm down! It's all sorted!
She wants you!

878
01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:07,941
I've given up!
What's the problem?

879
01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:10,156
You back-stabbing weasel!

880
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:13,947
That's not fair. It was before
you guys were even dating.

881
01:12:13,955 --> 01:12:17,243
But you were engaged
to her sister.

882
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,957
Ed, calm down!

883
01:12:21,045 --> 01:12:24,583
We can talk about this like
civilized human beings.

884
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:34,213
I look like a total
wanker, don't 1?

885
01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:35,840
Yeah, kind of.

886
01:12:41,899 --> 01:12:46,313
Get in the car, ed. He's
halfway to France by now.

887
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:48,526
Whoa!

888
01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:01,870
Ed: I trust you've enjoyed
your trip to england.

889
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:04,540
Yeah, it was fantastic.
Thanks, Eddie.

890
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,667
You know, I felt sorry
for you last night.

891
01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:16,722
I was just sitting there like some smug
arse, thinking, "aren't I a lucky sod?"

892
01:13:18,477 --> 01:13:23,938
I forgave her when I thought
it was just some random bloke.

893
01:13:25,568 --> 01:13:27,559
But not Jeffrey.

894
01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:34,278
I've had her up on
a pedestal ever since,

895
01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:40,200
ever since I put her up there.

896
01:13:42,126 --> 01:13:44,287
What a mess I've made, huh?

897
01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,548
I'm so sorry.

898
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,564
The hardest thing's
loving someone

899
01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:10,810
and then having the courage
to let them love you back.

900
01:14:18,412 --> 01:14:20,494
But if you know her shit
and she knows yours

901
01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:24,867
and at the end of the day, you still
would rather give up than try,

902
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:31,171
nothing's ever
gonna be worth it.

903
01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:40,089
Maybe think about it this way.

904
01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,724
You go back,

905
01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:46,604
you get to spend the rest of your
life having really great makeup sex.

906
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,981
Ed? Ed: Must run!

907
01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:55,904
Hi.

908
01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:59,780
Hi.

909
01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:06,992
Last night, when we were fighting,
I thought this was over.

910
01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:14,173
And I was going to leave you
alone and just take off but...

911
01:15:16,387 --> 01:15:22,804
Then I realized I'd rather fight with
you than make love with anyone else.

912
01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:56,711
I should get going.
What? No, you can't.

913
01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:58,675
I have to.

914
01:15:58,846 --> 01:16:00,677
I'm the best man.

915
01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:18,153
You can dance

916
01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:21,820
every dance with the guy
who gives you the eye

917
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:24,113
let him hold you tight

918
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:27,245
and you can smile

919
01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:30,707
every smile for the man
who held your hand

920
01:16:30,711 --> 01:16:33,748
beneath the pale moonlight

921
01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:37,169
but don't forget
who's taking you home

922
01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:40,134
and in whose arms
you're gonna be

923
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:46,345
so darling
save the last dance for me

924
01:16:48,646 --> 01:16:49,977
oh, I know

925
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:53,973
that the music's fine
like sparkling wine

926
01:16:53,984 --> 01:16:56,600
go and have your fun

927
01:16:57,655 --> 01:16:59,145
laugh and sing...

928
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,236
Let's do it.

929
01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:01,572
But while we're apart

930
01:17:01,575 --> 01:17:05,614
don't give your heart to anyone

931
01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:12,579
and in whose arms
you're gonna be

932
01:17:13,546 --> 01:17:18,040
so darling
save the last dance for me

933
01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:25,384
ed, there's no one
in the world who knows

934
01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:28,178
how to love my baby
sister better than you.

935
01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:30,392
Be good to one another.

936
01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:32,432
To Amy and ed.

937
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,771
All: Amy and ed.

938
01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:40,524
You can dance

939
01:17:40,531 --> 01:17:44,115
go and carry on
till the night is gone

940
01:17:44,118 --> 01:17:47,406
and it's time to go

941
01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:49,654
if he asks

942
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:53,078
if you're all alone
can he walk you home

943
01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:55,542
you must tell him no

944
01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:59,588
cos don't forget
who's taking you home

945
01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:03,050
and in whose arms
you're gonna be

946
01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:10,137
save the last dance for me

947
01:18:10,144 --> 01:18:11,930
oh, I know

948
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:15,555
that the music's fine
like sparkling wine

949
01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,932
go and have your fun

950
01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,400
laugh and sing

951
01:18:20,404 --> 01:18:22,861
but while we're apart

952
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:26,824
don't give your heart to anyone

953
01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:31,119
and don't forget
who's taking you home

954
01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:34,911
and in whose arms
you're gonna be

955
01:18:34,919 --> 01:18:37,126
so darling

956
01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:40,917
save the last dance for me

957
01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:44,588
save the last dance

958
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:47,758
the very last dance

959
01:18:47,765 --> 01:18:49,301
for me

960
01:19:11,705 --> 01:19:13,616
Another summer day

961
01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:15,956
has come and gone away

962
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,791
in Paris and Rome

963
01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:19,911
but I wanna go home

964
01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:25,382
oh

965
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:30,797
Maybe surrounded
by a million people, I...

966
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:34,801
Still feel alone
just wanna go home

967
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:39,142
oh, I miss you, you know

968
01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:46,320
and I've been keeping all the
letters that I wrote to you

969
01:19:47,950 --> 01:19:51,659
each one a line or two

970
01:19:51,662 --> 01:19:54,620
"I'm fine, baby, how are you?"

971
01:19:55,874 --> 01:20:01,494
Well, I would send them but I
know that it's just not enough

972
01:20:02,881 --> 01:20:05,918
my words were cold and flat

973
01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:10,795
and you deserve more than that

974
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,633
another aeroplane

975
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,475
another sunny place

976
01:20:17,479 --> 01:20:19,845
I'm lucky, I know

977
01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:23,145
but I wanna go home

978
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:26,019
mm, I've got to go home

979
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:30,902
let me go home

980
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:38,539
I'm just too far
from where you are

981
01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:40,783
I wanna come home

982
01:20:57,936 --> 01:21:03,147
And I feel just like
I'm living someone else's life

983
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,818
it's like I just stepped outside

984
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:11,401
when everything was going right

985
01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:17,908
and I know just why you
could not come along with me

986
01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,579
but this was not your dream

987
01:21:23,379 --> 01:21:27,497
but you always believed in me

988
01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:34,470
another winter day
has come and gone away

989
01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:36,634
and even Paris and Rome

990
01:21:36,642 --> 01:21:39,429
and I wanna go home

991
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,887
let me go home

992
01:21:45,275 --> 01:21:49,518
and I'm surrounded
by a million people, I...

993
01:21:49,530 --> 01:21:53,944
I still feel alone,
let me go home

994
01:21:55,285 --> 01:21:58,277
oh, I miss you, you know

995
01:21:59,456 --> 01:22:02,914
let me go home

996
01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:08,917
I've had my run

997
01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:10,755
baby, I'm done

998
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:12,966
I gotta go home

999
01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:17,884
let me go home

1000
01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:24,303
it will all be all right

1001
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,807
I'll be home tonight

1002
01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:31,982
I'm coming back home