- [camera shutters clicking] - Er... as, uh--
We've been sued recently.
I think you all saw the lawsuit from, um... Tim Robbins.
Thank you. Hollywood legend.
Multiple Academy Award winner. And, of course, Susan Sarandon.
They've teamed up with Sean Penn.
I believe Eddie Vedder. -Yeah.
- Er...
Wow, we're all big fans of these guys.
And their lawsuit against us for human rights violations...
- TRAVIS: [sighs]
- ...that stings, that stings. [chuckles]
You know, because we've been Pearl Jam fans since way back.
You know, I mean, "Daughter," "Animal," "Rearviewmirror,"
you know, these are all hits.
So... so for Eddie Vedder to so strongly come out
against the Reno Sheriff's Department...
er... and call us names that I would not call...
er... I would not call...
Blind Melon, you know.
So, it stings. [stutters] When Pearl Jam sues you, it stings.
Er... in other news, the PC police have cracked their whip again.
Did everybody read the memo?
- What does it say? - Well, the old targets...
we can't use them anymore, from the range.
- Oh, come on! - Why?
- And there's-- I don't feel like there's anything wrong with most of them.
Like this guy...
- [gasps dramatically] We can't shoot at that?
- I thought he was kind of, like, cool wolf guy.
- Exactly. - You see a wolf there?
- More than that, I see a weird, scary Muslim, yeah.
- TRAVIS: Come on.
- Who wouldn't wanna shoot that?
- This one I get because the Chinese did great things for Nevada.
And remember how we stopped vilifying the Chinese, in general?
- Speak for yourself, Jim. - Hey.
- Right. - There's a policy...
- Yeah. - ...that we say thank you
to our beautiful Chinese citizenry.
- I always thought that he was a Filipino.
- This guy? - Yeah.
- He's not Chinese?
- No. - He's a Chinaman in a sombrero.
- Who built our beautiful railroads.
We can keep this one and just say like, "Thanks, China."
This one was always like, you know...
- This is D'Angelo with his shirt on.
- I don't know who that is. - Remind me.
- Remember he did the video where he was almost naked in it?
- Yes! Oh, my gosh! That guy.
That's not R. Kelly. - D'Angelo.
- [scoffs] Really? - Who's the guy that goes--
Hides in a closet with Bridget the Midget?
- R. Kelly. - That's R. Kelly.
- JIM: That's not D'Angelo. - That's not D'Angelo.
- No. - Then who is this?
- That's D'Angelo. - D'Angelo!
- [siren blares] - Today we are here to make a difference.
Nobody likes seeing rollers in their back window.
We're going to change that right now.
- So instead of a moving violation ticket,
this is a...
- Movie ticket. - ...moving picture ticket.
[laughs] Moving picture ticket! - Movie ticket.
- So the good people of New Line gave us a bunch of free tickets.
Maybe they're trying to get rid of them. I don't know.
J. Lo, and Awkwafina. Awkwafina. - Awka... [mock roars] Yeah.
- Keegan-Michael Key... - Yep.
- ...and the frown emoji are all in this picture.
- I can't wait.
- The frown emoji just is his own character now.
- Yep. I'm gonna take a couple of these ones home.
- [chuckling] You bet... I bet you will. - Yep.
So, instead of ruining his morning, we're gonna make his day.
- Let's turn that frown upside down. - Let's do it.
- [whispers] Ready?
- BOTH: Smile! - [gasping, panting]
- Shit!
- [grunts] Son of a... farts.
- TRAVIS: [sighs]
- Hang on. Er... - He's dead.
Shit! - Hey, guys.
What do you call that? Cardiac? Stroke? - Yeah, looked like maybe a...
- We're Reese Witherspoon on Eighth... - Ambulism?
- Guess we have a heart attack.
- Amulism? Ambolism?
[crashing]
- At, uh...
[car alarm blaring]
At the intersection of-- Maybe it's Fourth.
They renamed all the streets, which is so confusing.
- Super, yeah, this is Reese Witherspoon Avenue.
- Yeah, and then...
- Yeah, and it goes up to Jar Jar Binks Place at the end...
- That was... Fuck. - Bad idea. I said it that time, bad idea.
- All the Hollywood money came in,
and they're like, "Adopt a street! Adopt a street."
And we just let fucking anybody do it. - Yeah, fucking Jar Jar Binks.
- TRUDY: Hey, guys, Trudy Wiegel here.
Today we're gonna do makeup contouring.
♪
You have to blend up into your hairline
but I can just take my hair off when I need to blend up.
♪
Yeah?
- [knocking on door] - TRAVIS: Trudy, you OK in there?
- TRUDY: I'm coming. Let me just throw on some pants.
- TRAVIS: You're two days late for work.
- TRUDY: Just one second, I'm just trying to decide which shoes to wear.
I'll be right there, Junior.
- TRAVIS: You... you know you're live-streaming, right?
- Yeah.
I know.
I just have to, um... brush my teeth.
- MAX: Yeah. Oh, California. Well, there you go...
- Jeffy?
- Oh. Hey.
- Hey, it's Dangle.
- Yeah, I know.
- Are the skateboard guys out there?
- The skateboard-- Oh...
No, those critters went back to their charter school, hopefully.
- Oh, man! [clears throat] Whoo!
- They're so disruptive.
- They're so... [stuttering] I'm not... I mean, I'm not...
I'm not even scared of them, but it's just like...
- Did you say you were scared of them?
- They could be pretty mean, you know.
It's just sometimes-- You know, like, I'll be biking by or something like that,
and... they'll yell something at me.
You know?
You know, my gut has been feeling really good.
- Oh, did you try the probiotic gummies? - I did. I did. Yeah.
- I appreciate you actually giving them a chance.
A lot of people think it's a bunch of hippie...
- I have-- No, I have felt... I felt...
One, I'm sleeping better.
- Did you also look at my sleep chart, the sleep schedule?
- I did. I did.
So I take the probiotics, then I have the chart you laminated for me.
- Yeah, the wheel. - The wheel. The sleep wheel.
And I think I'm doing it...
I'm not sure if I'm doing it exactly right.
- I don't like waking up three times a night.
- Yeah.
- But it's necessary to get on the schedule.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So, go to bed at 9:00, after the tea and probiotics.
- Tea. Probiotics. 9:00.
- Wake up 11:15, you think, "Oh, what a great nap."
- That one I've been nailing. OK.
- You're back in bed by 11:40. - Yep.
- You wake up at 2:00 to defecate. - Yep. OK.
- You go back to bed after defecating, and you have a dream about a loved one.
You wake up by 5:00. You're gold. - Right.
I'm surprised that you listen to this radio show, by the way.
This guy says a lot of stuff that's... - Oh, it's...
- [sighs, groans]
I listen to it just to be informed. It's about a circumference of thought.
I'm not alt-right. - No.
- I feel I should know what they do. - Right.
Because the...
the enemy of my enemy...
- "Is my friend." You read the book.
- You gave me a copy of this.
- Yeah. I didn't expect you to read it, though.
- Yeah. The Art of War by Sun... Sun...
- MAX: ...why are they making straws out of paper?
- To mispronounce it is almost to unread the book.
- So don't... don't say it.
- Don't do it. - Don't even say it.
Hey, Jeffy.
- MAX: ...a redwood tree straw made from old-growth wood.
Clearly, if they're gonna make us use paper straws,
then we're gonna use paper made from...
- I love you. I love you, Jeffy.
- MAX: ...redwood tree paper straw. - JIM: [clears throat]
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- MAX: Yeah, pop that URL in there...
- Said it back.