1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:02,585 - [camera shutters clicking] - Er... as, uh-- 2 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:04,129 We've been sued recently. 3 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:07,799 I think you all saw the lawsuit from, um... Tim Robbins. 4 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:10,802 Thank you. Hollywood legend. 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,263 Multiple Academy Award winner. And, of course, Susan Sarandon. 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,181 They've teamed up with Sean Penn. 7 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,641 I believe Eddie Vedder. -Yeah. 8 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,476 - Er... 9 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,311 Wow, we're all big fans of these guys. 10 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:23,940 And their lawsuit against us for human rights violations... 11 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:25,400 - TRAVIS: [sighs] 12 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,278 - ...that stings, that stings. [chuckles] 13 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:31,698 You know, because we've been Pearl Jam fans since way back. 14 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,744 You know, I mean, "Daughter," "Animal," "Rearviewmirror," 15 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,287 you know, these are all hits. 16 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:40,498 So... so for Eddie Vedder to so strongly come out 17 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:42,792 against the Reno Sheriff's Department... 18 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:46,212 er... and call us names that I would not call... 19 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:48,173 er... I would not call... 20 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,676 Blind Melon, you know. 21 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:54,304 So, it stings. [stutters] When Pearl Jam sues you, it stings. 22 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:03,813 Er... in other news, the PC police have cracked their whip again. 23 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,148 Did everybody read the memo? 24 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,608 - What does it say? - Well, the old targets... 25 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,942 we can't use them anymore, from the range. 26 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:10,445 - Oh, come on! - Why? 27 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,113 - And there's-- I don't feel like there's anything wrong with most of them. 28 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,407 Like this guy... 29 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,118 - [gasps dramatically] We can't shoot at that? 30 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,411 - I thought he was kind of, like, cool wolf guy. 31 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,121 - Exactly. - You see a wolf there? 32 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:23,541 - More than that, I see a weird, scary Muslim, yeah. 33 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,335 - TRAVIS: Come on. 34 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,003 - Who wouldn't wanna shoot that? 35 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:31,925 - This one I get because the Chinese did great things for Nevada. 36 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,969 And remember how we stopped vilifying the Chinese, in general? 37 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:36,679 - Speak for yourself, Jim. - Hey. 38 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,139 - Right. - There's a policy... 39 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,682 - Yeah. - ...that we say thank you 40 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:41,768 to our beautiful Chinese citizenry. 41 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,686 - I always thought that he was a Filipino. 42 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:44,687 - This guy? - Yeah. 43 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,272 - He's not Chinese? 44 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,274 - No. - He's a Chinaman in a sombrero. 45 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,360 - Who built our beautiful railroads. 46 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,445 We can keep this one and just say like, "Thanks, China." 47 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,073 This one was always like, you know... 48 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,033 - This is D'Angelo with his shirt on. 49 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,453 - I don't know who that is. - Remind me. 50 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:01,996 - Remember he did the video where he was almost naked in it? 51 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,792 - Yes! Oh, my gosh! That guy. 52 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,086 That's not R. Kelly. - D'Angelo. 53 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,379 - [scoffs] Really? - Who's the guy that goes-- 54 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:10,713 Hides in a closet with Bridget the Midget? 55 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:12,048 - R. Kelly. - That's R. Kelly. 56 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:12,757 - JIM: That's not D'Angelo. - That's not D'Angelo. 57 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,217 - No. - Then who is this? 58 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,051 - That's D'Angelo. - D'Angelo! 59 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:22,350 - [siren blares] - Today we are here to make a difference. 60 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:26,312 Nobody likes seeing rollers in their back window. 61 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,730 We're going to change that right now. 62 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,066 - So instead of a moving violation ticket, 63 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,693 this is a... 64 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,778 - Movie ticket. - ...moving picture ticket. 65 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,655 [laughs] Moving picture ticket! - Movie ticket. 66 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,866 - So the good people of New Line gave us a bunch of free tickets. 67 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,409 Maybe they're trying to get rid of them. I don't know. 68 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,911 J. Lo, and Awkwafina. Awkwafina. - Awka... [mock roars] Yeah. 69 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,746 - Keegan-Michael Key... - Yep. 70 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,331 - ...and the frown emoji are all in this picture. 71 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:46,708 - I can't wait. 72 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,459 - The frown emoji just is his own character now. 73 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,253 - Yep. I'm gonna take a couple of these ones home. 74 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,880 - [chuckling] You bet... I bet you will. - Yep. 75 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,632 So, instead of ruining his morning, we're gonna make his day. 76 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:55,758 - Let's turn that frown upside down. - Let's do it. 77 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:56,885 - [whispers] Ready? 78 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,845 - BOTH: Smile! - [gasping, panting] 79 00:02:58,845 --> 00:02:59,721 - Shit! 80 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:02,891 - [grunts] Son of a... farts. 81 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,225 - TRAVIS: [sighs] 82 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,436 - Hang on. Er... - He's dead. 83 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,980 Shit! - Hey, guys. 84 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,024 What do you call that? Cardiac? Stroke? - Yeah, looked like maybe a... 85 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,109 - We're Reese Witherspoon on Eighth... - Ambulism? 86 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:14,277 - Guess we have a heart attack. 87 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,486 - Amulism? Ambolism? 88 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:16,654 [crashing] 89 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,031 - At, uh... 90 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,616 [car alarm blaring] 91 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,869 At the intersection of-- Maybe it's Fourth. 92 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,746 They renamed all the streets, which is so confusing. 93 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:26,664 - Super, yeah, this is Reese Witherspoon Avenue. 94 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,124 - Yeah, and then... 95 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:30,919 - Yeah, and it goes up to Jar Jar Binks Place at the end... 96 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,922 - That was... Fuck. - Bad idea. I said it that time, bad idea. 97 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,215 - All the Hollywood money came in, 98 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,133 and they're like, "Adopt a street! Adopt a street." 99 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,218 And we just let fucking anybody do it. - Yeah, fucking Jar Jar Binks. 100 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:44,515 - TRUDY: Hey, guys, Trudy Wiegel here. 101 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:48,645 Today we're gonna do makeup contouring. 102 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:51,022 ♪ 103 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,775 You have to blend up into your hairline 104 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:57,362 but I can just take my hair off when I need to blend up. 105 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:01,199 ♪ 106 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,303 Yeah? 107 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,388 - [knocking on door] - TRAVIS: Trudy, you OK in there? 108 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,889 - TRUDY: I'm coming. Let me just throw on some pants. 109 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:28,393 - TRAVIS: You're two days late for work. 110 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,145 - TRUDY: Just one second, I'm just trying to decide which shoes to wear. 111 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:32,188 I'll be right there, Junior. 112 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,441 - TRAVIS: You... you know you're live-streaming, right? 113 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,403 - Yeah. 114 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,322 I know. 115 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,825 I just have to, um... brush my teeth. 116 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,998 - MAX: Yeah. Oh, California. Well, there you go... 117 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,165 - Jeffy? 118 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,417 - Oh. Hey. 119 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:53,459 - Hey, it's Dangle. 120 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,168 - Yeah, I know. 121 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,089 - Are the skateboard guys out there? 122 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:00,008 - The skateboard-- Oh... 123 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,427 No, those critters went back to their charter school, hopefully. 124 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,803 - Oh, man! [clears throat] Whoo! 125 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,389 - They're so disruptive. 126 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,266 - They're so... [stuttering] I'm not... I mean, I'm not... 127 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:09,851 I'm not even scared of them, but it's just like... 128 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,146 - Did you say you were scared of them? 129 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,442 - They could be pretty mean, you know. 130 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,403 It's just sometimes-- You know, like, I'll be biking by or something like that, 131 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,031 and... they'll yell something at me. 132 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:25,783 You know? 133 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:28,578 You know, my gut has been feeling really good. 134 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,830 - Oh, did you try the probiotic gummies? - I did. I did. Yeah. 135 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,498 - I appreciate you actually giving them a chance. 136 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,334 A lot of people think it's a bunch of hippie... 137 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,545 - I have-- No, I have felt... I felt... 138 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,547 One, I'm sleeping better. 139 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,716 - Did you also look at my sleep chart, the sleep schedule? 140 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,634 - I did. I did. 141 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:46,929 So I take the probiotics, then I have the chart you laminated for me. 142 00:05:46,929 --> 00:05:49,432 - Yeah, the wheel. - The wheel. The sleep wheel. 143 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,392 And I think I'm doing it... 144 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,102 I'm not sure if I'm doing it exactly right. 145 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:54,979 - I don't like waking up three times a night. 146 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,356 - Yeah. 147 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,940 - But it's necessary to get on the schedule. 148 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,400 - Yeah, yeah. 149 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,527 - So, go to bed at 9:00, after the tea and probiotics. 150 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,529 - Tea. Probiotics. 9:00. 151 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:06,199 - Wake up 11:15, you think, "Oh, what a great nap." 152 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,950 - That one I've been nailing. OK. 153 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,911 - You're back in bed by 11:40. - Yep. 154 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,082 - You wake up at 2:00 to defecate. - Yep. OK. 155 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:18,628 - You go back to bed after defecating, and you have a dream about a loved one. 156 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,547 You wake up by 5:00. You're gold. - Right. 157 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,966 I'm surprised that you listen to this radio show, by the way. 158 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,844 This guy says a lot of stuff that's... - Oh, it's... 159 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:28,554 - [sighs, groans] 160 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:31,516 I listen to it just to be informed. It's about a circumference of thought. 161 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,226 I'm not alt-right. - No. 162 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,353 - I feel I should know what they do. - Right. 163 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,187 Because the... 164 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,816 the enemy of my enemy... 165 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,776 - "Is my friend." You read the book. 166 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,528 - You gave me a copy of this. 167 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,196 - Yeah. I didn't expect you to read it, though. 168 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,032 - Yeah. The Art of War by Sun... Sun... 169 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,076 - MAX: ...why are they making straws out of paper? 170 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,911 - To mispronounce it is almost to unread the book. 171 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,162 - So don't... don't say it. 172 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:54,330 - Don't do it. - Don't even say it. 173 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:55,164 Hey, Jeffy. 174 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,836 - MAX: ...a redwood tree straw made from old-growth wood. 175 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,046 Clearly, if they're gonna make us use paper straws, 176 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:02,922 then we're gonna use paper made from... 177 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,006 - I love you. I love you, Jeffy. 178 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,593 - MAX: ...redwood tree paper straw. - JIM: [clears throat] 179 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:12,348 - Get them exclusively right now at White Genocide Radio Hour 180 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:17,645 dot org, dot com, dot... two forward slashes, 181 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,522 geo city's dot net. 182 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:22,650 Two more forward slashes, one-seven... 183 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:23,901 - I love you, too. 184 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:26,529 - MAX: Yeah, pop that URL in there... 185 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,238 - Said it back.