- [camera shutters clicking] - Er... as, uh--
We've been sued recently.
I think you all saw the lawsuit from, um... Tim Robbins.
Thank you. Hollywood legend.
Multiple Academy Award winner. And, of course, Susan Sarandon.
They've teamed up with Sean Penn.
I believe Eddie Vedder. -Yeah.
- Er...
Wow, we're all big fans of these guys.
And their lawsuit against us for human rights violations...
- ...that stings, that stings.
You know, because we've been Pearl Jam fans since way back.
You know, I mean, "Daughter," "Animal," "Rearviewmirror,"
you know, these are all hits.
So... so for Eddie Vedder to so strongly come out
against the Reno Sheriff's Department...
er... and call us names that I would not call...
er... I would not call...
Blind Melon, you know.
So, it stings. When Pearl Jam sues you, it stings.
Er... in other news, the PC police have cracked their whip again.
Did everybody read the memo?
- What does it say? - Well, the old targets...
we can't use them anymore, from the range.
- Oh, come on! - Why?
- And there's-- I don't feel like there's anything wrong with most of them.
Like this guy...
- We can't shoot at that?
- I thought he was kind of, like, cool wolf guy.
- Exactly. - You see a wolf there?
- More than that, I see a weird, scary Muslim, yeah.
Come on.
- Who wouldn't wanna shoot that?
- This one I get because the Chinese did great things for Nevada.
And remember how we stopped vilifying the Chinese, in general?
- Speak for yourself, Jim. - Hey.
- Right. - There's a policy...
- Yeah. - ...that we say thank you
to our beautiful Chinese citizenry.
- I always thought that he was a Filipino.
- This guy? - Yeah.
- He's not Chinese?
- No. - He's a Chinaman in a sombrero.
- Who built our beautiful railroads.
We can keep this one and just say like, "Thanks, China."
This one was always like, you know...
- This is D'Angelo with his shirt on.
- I don't know who that is. - Remind me.
- Remember he did the video where he was almost naked in it?
- Yes! Oh, my gosh! That guy.
That's not R. Kelly. - D'Angelo.
- Really? - Who's the guy that goes--
Hides in a closet with Bridget the Midget?
- R. Kelly. - That's R. Kelly.
That's not D'Angelo. - That's not D'Angelo.
- No. - Then who is this?
- That's D'Angelo. - D'Angelo!
- - Today we are here to make a difference.
Nobody likes seeing rollers in their back window.
We're going to change that right now.
- So instead of a moving violation ticket,
this is a...
- Movie ticket. - ...moving picture ticket.
Moving picture ticket! - Movie ticket.
- So the good people of New Line gave us a bunch of free tickets.
Maybe they're trying to get rid of them. I don't know.
J. Lo, and Awkwafina. Awkwafina. - Awka... Yeah.
- Keegan-Michael Key... - Yep.
- ...and the frown emoji are all in this picture.
- I can't wait.
- The frown emoji just is his own character now.
- Yep. I'm gonna take a couple of these ones home.
- You bet... I bet you will. - Yep.
So, instead of ruining his morning, we're gonna make his day.
- Let's turn that frown upside down. - Let's do it.
- Ready?
Smile! -
- Shit!
- Son of a... farts.
- Hang on. Er... - He's dead.
Shit! - Hey, guys.
What do you call that? Cardiac? Stroke? - Yeah, looked like maybe a...
- We're Reese Witherspoon on Eighth... - Ambulism?
- Guess we have a heart attack.
- Amulism? Ambolism?
- At, uh...
At the intersection of-- Maybe it's Fourth.
They renamed all the streets, which is so confusing.
- Super, yeah, this is Reese Witherspoon Avenue.
- Yeah, and then...
- Yeah, and it goes up to Jar Jar Binks Place at the end...
- That was... Fuck. - Bad idea. I said it that time, bad idea.
- All the Hollywood money came in,
and they're like, "Adopt a street! Adopt a street."
And we just let fucking anybody do it. - Yeah, fucking Jar Jar Binks.
Hey, guys, Trudy Wiegel here.
Today we're gonna do makeup contouring.
You have to blend up into your hairline
but I can just take my hair off when I need to blend up.
Yeah?
- - Trudy, you OK in there?
I'm coming. Let me just throw on some pants.
You're two days late for work.
Just one second, I'm just trying to decide which shoes to wear.
I'll be right there, Junior.
You... you know you're live-streaming, right?
- Yeah.
I know.
I just have to, um... brush my teeth.
Yeah. Oh, California. Well, there you go...
- Jeffy?
- Oh. Hey.
- Hey, it's Dangle.
- Yeah, I know.
- Are the skateboard guys out there?
- The skateboard-- Oh...
No, those critters went back to their charter school, hopefully.
- Oh, man! Whoo!
- They're so disruptive.
- They're so... I'm not... I mean, I'm not...
I'm not even scared of them, but it's just like...
- Did you say you were scared of them?
- They could be pretty mean, you know.
It's just sometimes-- You know, like, I'll be biking by or something like that,
and... they'll yell something at me.
You know?
You know, my gut has been feeling really good.
- Oh, did you try the probiotic gummies? - I did. I did. Yeah.
- I appreciate you actually giving them a chance.
A lot of people think it's a bunch of hippie...
- I have-- No, I have felt... I felt...
One, I'm sleeping better.
- Did you also look at my sleep chart, the sleep schedule?
- I did. I did.
So I take the probiotics, then I have the chart you laminated for me.
- Yeah, the wheel. - The wheel. The sleep wheel.
And I think I'm doing it...
I'm not sure if I'm doing it exactly right.
- I don't like waking up three times a night.
- Yeah.
- But it's necessary to get on the schedule.
- Yeah, yeah.
- So, go to bed at 9:00, after the tea and probiotics.
- Tea. Probiotics. 9:00.
- Wake up 11:15, you think, "Oh, what a great nap."
- That one I've been nailing. OK.
- You're back in bed by 11:40. - Yep.
- You wake up at 2:00 to defecate. - Yep. OK.
- You go back to bed after defecating, and you have a dream about a loved one.
You wake up by 5:00. You're gold. - Right.
I'm surprised that you listen to this radio show, by the way.
This guy says a lot of stuff that's... - Oh, it's...
I listen to it just to be informed. It's about a circumference of thought.
I'm not alt-right. - No.
- I feel I should know what they do. - Right.
Because the...
the enemy of my enemy...
- "Is my friend." You read the book.
- You gave me a copy of this.
- Yeah. I didn't expect you to read it, though.
- Yeah. The Art of War by Sun... Sun...
...why are they making straws out of paper?
- To mispronounce it is almost to unread the book.
- So don't... don't say it.
- Don't do it. - Don't even say it.
Hey, Jeffy.
...a redwood tree straw made from old-growth wood.
Clearly, if they're gonna make us use paper straws,
then we're gonna use paper made from...
- I love you. I love you, Jeffy.
...redwood tree paper
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- Said it back.