- In order to, uh, to get certified to use a Taser,
you have to get tasered.
So...
- ...we got Garcia here. But you got to loosen up here.
He's gonna get tasered in-- - I don't know why it has to be me.
Taser day! Taser day! Taser day!
- How about I tase your face? - No! No! Lord, please!
- Of course, I'm not gonna-- Wait, are we good?
- No, I won't.
- Loosen up! - I would never-- Come on!
- I'll pull in the towels in case of poopy time.
- Did you shit already? - Did you shit or anything?
- No! Nobody told me to.
- Oh, you should shit. - Hey! I'm... I'm behind this.
If he's gonna evacuate himself, I don't wanna be here.
- Well, he's got... - You got your boots on?
You got your boots on. - All right. Ready?
- I know I'm not getting tasered today
but I did take a really big shit this morning.
So... - Okay.
- Just for the record, if anyone needs to write anything down about that.
- Should I do it? Should I do it?
Tase her face! Tase her face! Tase her face!
- That was so sad. Oh, my God! Yeah.
- I was half hoping you would just do it. - I know.
God, that was-- Jesus Christ! Aw!
- That might have been the saddest thing I've ever seen.
- All right, ready? All right. Loosen up.
You can do it. - Now I'm really gonna do it.
With no warning. Now...
That's so confusing.
- - Oh!
- Oh. Dang it! Dang it!
Dang it! He's arcing.
Am I not supposed to keep doing -that? -No, no, no!
- What time did the train come through? Does anybody know?
- Hey, guys, let me get a shot of you before we get into the whole thing.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
- Get in.
We hardly ever get pictures of ourselves.
- Hey, buddy, get this.
Cheese! - Okay, we're good.
Ready? I was blinking.
- Hey, do me a favor. Stand there and flag the light.
It's getting-- I'm getting kinda like a shine.
Get over there so your shadow falls on it.
- I think, like, we're really getting wrapped around the wheel
on taking beautiful photographs.
- Yeah, I don't think they have to be that nice. I think--
Hey, hey, hey! Get in there.
- Hang on, hang on, hang on... somebody's phone.
Look, look, look. Okay. Oh.
Oh!
They're all singing in their cars in little dress-ups.
- It's like a... - Ohh!
- ...a little car sing-along thing.
That is, I would guess, Macavity.
- I was gonna say Skimbleshanks.
- No. Skimbleshanks is the railway cat.
- Is this Rum Tum Tugger then? Or what is this?
Rum Tum Tugger would probably be--
Why are you naming the -guys? -I don't know.
- Well, I'm just going off the make up-- Was that there the whole time?
- Yeah. Oh, then what's that?
- That's another full cadaver.
- Is that Snarf? - One, two, three...
Is that Snarf?
What you got? - Bustopher Jones.
- I mean, there's no question. That's him.
- Yeah. - With his top hat and spats.
Is there ever a version of Rum Tum Tugger that's, like, sleeveless
'cause he's so sexy?
'Cause I got an unsleeved arm over here.
- You know, I feel, like, the moral of the story is...
not everyone is built to be able to wear a unitard.
- Oh, my gosh, you said it. - I think that's true.
- With great unitard comes great responsibility.
- Mr. Mistoffelees. - Mr. Mistoffelees.
- Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no! No!
No, no, no, no, no! Oh, man!
- God damn it!
- Why?
- The... the actors in the leotards are starting to smell like shit.
Let's get them out of here. - Yeah.
You wanna load 'em or you wanna burn 'em here?
- I guess technically, we're supposed to probably not burn them on site.
- Hey, Frank, one sec, just go to color bars for a second.
- Hello. My name is Nora and I'm 85 years young.
Did you know that in Washoe County,
a senior citizen is the subject of physical or emotional abuse
every seven minutes?
That means that the... probability is high that...
that you know some-- - No. Stop. Stop!
What's the word?
- Which word?
- The one you fucked up. - I-- Did I... did I...
- You didn't notice that you fucked up? - No, I didn't notice. I didn't, sorry.
- So you missed the part-- Let me roll back the tape.
The fuck was that?
- In which-- - Probability. "Probability."
- Oh. Oh. - "Probability."
Now you're scared. You're-- - No. Yes.
- No, no, no. You're not scared of me. - Oh. No.
- You're just a scared little old lady. - Yes.
- And somebody's gonna crack you. - Yes.
- Yeah. Okay. So... - Okay.
- He-- - And...
Are you just gonna go whenever you want? - No, I'm sorry.
No, no, no-- - It's okay. I'm not...
Francisco, I'm not mad at you. She's just fucking... you're fucking me!
You're fucking me!
Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Are you crying? - No.
- Okay, don't fucking cry. - No, I won't.
- I don't want you crying. - No.
Did you know that in Washoe County,
a senior citizen is the subject of physical or emotional abuse
every seven minutes?
That means that the... probab--
- Fuck it! Fuck it!
I swear to god, I wanna... I wanna kill you right now, so bad.
Let's do one just for fun.
...a senior citizen is the subject of physical or emotional abuse
every seven minutes.
Well, that means that the-- Probability.
- ...probability is high
that you know someone
who has been abused by someone.
- That's why help is always there...
if you call the Reno Sheriff's Department.
Because we care.
We have to care.
What to call... our feline friend...
whose name we did not know?
When we meet on the other side of the rainbow bridge...
I will call you "Good kitty".
Good Good kitty.
Go now... into your tenth life.
Sergeant.
- Company! Attention!
Point up!
Aim! Fire! -
- Aim!
Fire! -
Aim! Fire! -
- It's supposed to be 21...
Oh, one more. Twenty-one!
Right? Got it. Yeah.