1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,879 - In order to, uh, to get certified to use a Taser, 2 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:06,256 you have to get tasered. 3 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,757 So... 4 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:10,468 - ...we got Garcia here. But you got to loosen up here. 5 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:11,970 He's gonna get tasered in-- - I don't know why it has to be me. 6 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,723 Taser day! Taser day! Taser day! 7 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:17,308 - How about I tase your face? - No! No! Lord, please! 8 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:18,935 - Of course, I'm not gonna-- Wait, are we good? 9 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,395 - No, I won't. 10 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,688 - Loosen up! - I would never-- Come on! 11 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,857 - I'll pull in the towels in case of poopy time. 12 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,066 - Did you shit already? - Did you shit or anything? 13 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,943 - No! Nobody told me to. 14 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,362 - Oh, you should shit. - Hey! I'm... I'm behind this. 15 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,239 If he's gonna evacuate himself, I don't wanna be here. 16 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:32,615 - Well, he's got... - You got your boots on? 17 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:33,658 You got your boots on. - All right. Ready? 18 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,035 - I know I'm not getting tasered today 19 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,911 but I did take a really big shit this morning. 20 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,538 So... - Okay. 21 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,040 - Just for the record, if anyone needs to write anything down about that. 22 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,541 - Should I do it? Should I do it? 23 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:44,586 Tase her face! Tase her face! Tase her face! 24 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,921 - That was so sad. Oh, my God! Yeah. 25 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:49,007 - I was half hoping you would just do it. - I know. 26 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,550 God, that was-- Jesus Christ! Aw! 27 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,552 - That might have been the saddest thing I've ever seen. 28 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,554 - All right, ready? All right. Loosen up. 29 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,139 You can do it. - Now I'm really gonna do it. 30 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,183 With no warning. Now... 31 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,477 That's so confusing. 32 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,644 - - Oh! 33 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,396 - Oh. Dang it! Dang it! 34 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:06,024 Dang it! He's arcing. 35 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,692 Am I not supposed to keep doing -that? -No, no, no! 36 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,740 - What time did the train come through? Does anybody know? 37 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,784 - Hey, guys, let me get a shot of you before we get into the whole thing. 38 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:16,367 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 39 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,786 - Get in. 40 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,704 We hardly ever get pictures of ourselves. 41 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,581 - Hey, buddy, get this. 42 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,625 Cheese! - Okay, we're good. 43 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,126 Ready? I was blinking. 44 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:27,962 - Hey, do me a favor. Stand there and flag the light. 45 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,130 It's getting-- I'm getting kinda like a shine. 46 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,008 Get over there so your shadow falls on it. 47 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,593 - I think, like, we're really getting wrapped around the wheel 48 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,386 on taking beautiful photographs. 49 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:38,056 - Yeah, I don't think they have to be that nice. I think-- 50 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,641 Hey, hey, hey! Get in there. 51 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,810 - Hang on, hang on, hang on... somebody's phone. 52 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:43,603 Look, look, look. Okay. Oh. 53 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,814 Oh! 54 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,232 They're all singing in their cars in little dress-ups. 55 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,275 - It's like a... - Ohh! 56 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,902 - ...a little car sing-along thing. 57 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,029 That is, I would guess, Macavity. 58 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,614 - I was gonna say Skimbleshanks. 59 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:57,700 - No. Skimbleshanks is the railway cat. 60 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,869 - Is this Rum Tum Tugger then? Or what is this? 61 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,204 Rum Tum Tugger would probably be-- 62 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,872 Why are you naming the -guys? -I don't know. 63 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,416 - Well, I'm just going off the make up-- Was that there the whole time? 64 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,377 - Yeah. Oh, then what's that? 65 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,045 - That's another full cadaver. 66 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:10,421 - Is that Snarf? - One, two, three... 67 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,631 Is that Snarf? 68 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,258 What you got? - Bustopher Jones. 69 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,592 - I mean, there's no question. That's him. 70 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:16,719 - Yeah. - With his top hat and spats. 71 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:19,722 Is there ever a version of Rum Tum Tugger that's, like, sleeveless 72 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:20,557 'cause he's so sexy? 73 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,894 'Cause I got an unsleeved arm over here. 74 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:27,063 - You know, I feel, like, the moral of the story is... 75 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:30,441 not everyone is built to be able to wear a unitard. 76 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,527 - Oh, my gosh, you said it. - I think that's true. 77 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:36,573 - With great unitard comes great responsibility. 78 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,199 - Mr. Mistoffelees. - Mr. Mistoffelees. 79 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:38,992 - Oh, my God. 80 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:43,413 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 81 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,206 Oh, no! No! 82 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:47,792 No, no, no, no, no! Oh, man! 83 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,752 - God damn it! 84 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,132 - Why? 85 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:56,843 - The... the actors in the leotards are starting to smell like shit. 86 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,136 Let's get them out of here. - Yeah. 87 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,513 You wanna load 'em or you wanna burn 'em here? 88 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,850 - I guess technically, we're supposed to probably not burn them on site. 89 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,019 - Hey, Frank, one sec, just go to color bars for a second. 90 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,861 - Hello. My name is Nora and I'm 85 years young. 91 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,281 Did you know that in Washoe County, 92 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:22,410 a senior citizen is the subject of physical or emotional abuse 93 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,286 every seven minutes? 94 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:28,291 That means that the... probability is high that... 95 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:31,127 that you know some-- - No. Stop. Stop! 96 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:32,462 What's the word? 97 00:03:33,671 --> 00:03:34,505 - Which word? 98 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,594 - The one you fucked up. - I-- Did I... did I... 99 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,179 - You didn't notice that you fucked up? - No, I didn't notice. I didn't, sorry. 100 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,181 - So you missed the part-- Let me roll back the tape. 101 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:46,726 The fuck was that? 102 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:49,479 - In which-- - Probability. "Probability." 103 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,689 - Oh. Oh. - "Probability." 104 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:53,524 Now you're scared. You're-- - No. Yes. 105 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:54,859 - No, no, no. You're not scared of me. - Oh. No. 106 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,444 - You're just a scared little old lady. - Yes. 107 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,196 - And somebody's gonna crack you. - Yes. 108 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,697 - Yeah. Okay. So... - Okay. 109 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:01,866 - He-- - And... 110 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,037 Are you just gonna go whenever you want? - No, I'm sorry. 111 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,455 No, no, no-- - It's okay. I'm not... 112 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,250 Francisco, I'm not mad at you. She's just fucking... you're fucking me! 113 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,377 You're fucking me! 114 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,046 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. 115 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,840 Are you crying? - No. 116 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:18,967 - Okay, don't fucking cry. - No, I won't. 117 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,176 - I don't want you crying. - No. 118 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:23,012 Did you know that in Washoe County, 119 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:27,141 a senior citizen is the subject of physical or emotional abuse 120 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,269 every seven minutes? 121 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,979 That means that the... probab-- 122 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,981 - Fuck it! Fuck it! 123 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,941 I swear to god, I wanna... I wanna kill you right now, so bad. 124 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,786 Let's do one just for fun. 125 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:50,873 ...a senior citizen is the subject of physical or emotional abuse 126 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:53,334 every seven minutes. 127 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,920 Well, that means that the-- Probability. 128 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,716 - ...probability is high 129 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,051 that you know someone 130 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:05,722 who has been abused by someone. 131 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,683 - That's why help is always there... 132 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,768 if you call the Reno Sheriff's Department. 133 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:13,813 Because we care. 134 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,399 We have to care. 135 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:34,584 What to call... our feline friend... 136 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:36,878 whose name we did not know? 137 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,465 When we meet on the other side of the rainbow bridge... 138 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,759 I will call you "Good kitty". 139 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,178 Good Good kitty. 140 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:51,851 Go now... into your tenth life. 141 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,438 Sergeant. 142 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,565 - Company! Attention! 143 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,276 Point up! 144 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,156 Aim! Fire! - 145 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,992 - Aim! 146 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:08,701 Fire! - 147 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,496 Aim! Fire! - 148 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:14,749 Aim! Fire! - 149 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,835 Aim! Fire! - 150 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,341 - It's supposed to be 21... 151 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,343 Oh, one more. Twenty-one! 152 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:29,931 Right? Got it. Yeah.