1 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:02,377 - So if you want to carry the Taser, 2 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:05,046 you got... Stop. 3 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:06,297 - Get tased. 4 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:07,215 - You gotta get tasered. 5 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:08,550 - You got to get... 6 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:09,009 I thought we'd do that better. - CHERISHA: Get tased. 7 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,427 - Oh, OK. 8 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,137 - TRAVIS: What do you want us to say? 9 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,264 Do it like, like it was exciting, like it's a game show. 10 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,849 - What do you say when-- 11 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,727 - You say, you're... [stutters] ...you got to get tasered, 12 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,186 but like a... [imitates blowjob] 13 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,605 - Is "got to get tased" cultural appropriation? 14 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,357 - Three times. - That... Did that feel black? 15 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:25,233 - A little bit. - Yeah. 16 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,946 But I was cool, I was cool. I like it. - JIM: You're cool with it? OK. 17 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,948 So if you wanna get the taser, you gotta get tasered, here we go, Garcia. 18 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:33,783 Einz, zwei, do re mi. - Gotcha. 19 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,410 - Foon. 20 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,494 - [electricity crackling] - [Jim screams] 21 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:39,330 [others scream] 22 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:42,584 [police siren honking] 23 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:46,921 - Good morning. Today, October 12th, used to known as Colombus Day. 24 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,757 But I'm proud to announce from this day forth, 25 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,468 today will be known as Indigenous People's Day. 26 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,386 [clapping] 27 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,598 And now I'm told that the Reno Sheriff's Department has prepared 28 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,017 a presentation to kick off Indigenous People's Day. 29 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:04,022 [ululating] 30 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,985 - How! 31 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:13,156 - Good morning! Aloha! Buenos dias! Today we make big Oompa Loompa Pow-Wow 32 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,576 for Indigenous People's Day. 33 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:21,414 - We the proud people who lived and fished on the banks of Lake Tahoe 34 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:27,045 now take you back with the magical sound of the tom-tom, 35 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:31,633 back in time to win the wise and mighty red man 36 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,843 owned the great West. 37 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,012 - We are dem Washoe! 38 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:40,141 The people of the wow! 39 00:01:40,141 --> 00:01:41,559 [Jim drumming] 40 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:44,062 The people of the lake. 41 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:47,440 - We live in peace 42 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,235 for thousands of years. 43 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:54,823 Wikipedia say we speakum a hookum. 44 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,284 [drumming continues] 45 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:02,455 - Hey, lasagna... 46 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,666 ♪ For a heap many moons ♪ 47 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,711 ♪ We are them people of dark-ha-wow ♪ 48 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,506 ♪ We no make 'em war ♪ 49 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:18,012 ♪ 'Cause we no know-how Oh, great bird spirit ♪ 50 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,724 ♪ Look down on them Washoe! ♪ 51 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,144 - Caw-caw. 52 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,562 - ♪ In the nets fish get caught ♪ 53 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,023 ♪ And give us he pine nuts ♪ 54 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:36,489 [continues drumming] 55 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,999 For heap many spell of moons, 56 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:51,379 shall brave Washoe and squaw 57 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:53,756 live in valley making only love. 58 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,219 - TRUDY: Hey... 59 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,600 - JONES: Oooh! Oooh! - Hey, hey. 60 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,726 [Jim hissing] 61 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,895 Shut up your face. - Caw. 62 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:11,149 - Shut up. - Stop making love and living in peace. 63 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,026 And eating the pine nuts. - TRUDY: Caw. 64 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,486 - We come-a from across the sea 65 00:03:15,486 --> 00:03:18,198 to give the simple, proud Washoe 66 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,158 small pox on these blankets. 67 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,369 [coughing] 68 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:28,082 - Also, we kill all the proud Washoe braves 69 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:31,252 and take-a the women by force. - That's right. 70 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,463 - Oh, the hell you don't. Aah. 71 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,215 [gasp] 72 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:40,595 - [Trudy cawing] - [people screaming] 73 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:43,681 - This is not accurate. 74 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:46,434 - [people screaming] - [indistinct chatter] 75 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,936 - Well... 76 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,647 - [indistinct chatter] - [people screaming] 77 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:51,439 Lunch time. 78 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,903 - CHERISHA: Sheriff's Department. 79 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:00,031 - JONES: Oh! Hello. Whoa. - [disco music playing] 80 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,491 - MIKE: Hey, bud! - TRAVIS: Wow! 81 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,158 - JONES: Morning. - TRAVIS: Mike. 82 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:03,868 - Hey. 83 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:05,411 - Is this your place, Mike? - Ooh. 84 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:09,415 Yes. Welcome to my new place. Yeah. [laughing] 85 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,751 [disco music playing] 86 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,753 - It has a very strange... 87 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,255 - Yeah. - MAN: ...a question? 88 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,881 - You called 911? 89 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:20,843 - It could... It could have been, uh, the... De... Dennis. 90 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:22,762 - Dennis. - [stutters] Dennis. 91 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,430 [disco music playing] 92 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:25,098 - Dennis. - JONES: Dentist. 93 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,518 - Is that the guy in the bear suit? Dennis? 94 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,187 - No. I... I... I don't know him, or her. 95 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,147 Thank you for being sexist. 96 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:34,899 - Me-too'd. - You said his name was Dennis. 97 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,818 - Welcome to cancel culture. 98 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:39,404 - It could be a female... bear. - Don't, don't. 99 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:43,116 - Mike, think back and tell us, can you remember anything? 100 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,285 - MIKE: [groans] - Why we should stay here? 101 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,371 - I was concerned about a bottom. A nude bottom. 102 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,206 [hums] 103 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:52,041 - Oh. - Oh. 104 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,251 - CHERISHA: Oh, Jesus. - You don't know this guy? 105 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,836 - MIKE: I don't know that bottom, 106 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:58,172 and I don't know where that dirty bottom came from. 107 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,882 - JONES: Hello? - You don't know this gentleman? 108 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:01,718 So you called 911? - It's, well, I call him Dennis. 109 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,053 Dennis? - Sir? 110 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,430 - Dennis? - Sir, is your name Dennis? 111 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:08,599 - JONES: Dennis! 112 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,393 - You want to turn around here and... - [speaking foreign language] 113 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,103 - I've been yelling. 114 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,357 - I think he's French. - Dangle? 115 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:17,650 - I'd know that anywhere. 116 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,651 - CHERISHA: Jim, it's not you, is it? 117 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,194 - No. And here's why. 118 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:21,112 - CHERISHA: Oh! - JIM: [clears throat] 119 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,530 And here's why. - TRAVIS: Yeah. 120 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:23,906 - Can I have a moment, please? - Yeah. 121 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,034 - We are judging you though, that's all. 122 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:29,203 - Oh! Because I'm the only grown man in this room 123 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,080 who ever got himself... 124 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,415 Winnie the Poohed in a glory hole. 125 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,042 I'm not on trial here. 126 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,376 - JONES: No. - TRAVIS: No. 127 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,754 - This is... I thought this was America the last time I checked. 128 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,006 - It is America the last time he checked. 129 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,883 - Do you want us to get your dick out of the door? 130 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,676 Or... Or what's going on. All right. - Turn your back. 131 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,803 - ALL: One, two! 132 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:49,557 [grunting, screaming] 133 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,308 - I have a question. 134 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,978 - Cherisha? - Is your member tumescent? 135 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,647 - Sorry? - At this moment? 136 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:57,273 - TRAVIS: What? - JIM: What's the word now? 137 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,399 - Is your dick hard? 138 00:05:58,399 --> 00:06:00,610 - Do you think my softy got stuck? 139 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,779 - Well, let's see if we can jimmy it. 140 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,948 - [speaking indistinctly] - Oh! Oh! Oh! 141 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:08,076 - JIM: OK. [speaks indistinctly] - Oh! Oh! 142 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:08,618 All right. - Careful. 143 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,537 - TRAVIS: OK. One, two, three! 144 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,247 [grunting] 145 00:06:13,247 --> 00:06:15,083 - All right, all right, all right, all right, we're good, we're good. 146 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,876 All right. - Just a little bit. Just a little bit. 147 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,170 We got it. We got it. We got it. - Oh, God! 148 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,381 - We got it. All right. - Jim, get your fingers outdoor... 149 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,091 The bummer is that this is the second time this has happened. 150 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:23,800 - MAN: Oh, come on.