- So if you want to carry the Taser,
you got... Stop.
- Get tased.
- You gotta get tasered.
- You got to get...
I thought we'd do that better. - CHERISHA: Get tased.
- Oh, OK.
- TRAVIS: What do you want us to say?
Do it like, like it was exciting, like it's a game show.
- What do you say when--
- You say, you're... [stutters] ...you got to get tasered,
but like a... [imitates blowjob]
- Is "got to get tased" cultural appropriation?
- Three times. - That... Did that feel black?
- A little bit. - Yeah.
But I was cool, I was cool. I like it. - JIM: You're cool with it? OK.
So if you wanna get the taser, you gotta get tasered, here we go, Garcia.
Einz, zwei, do re mi. - Gotcha.
- Foon.
- [electricity crackling] - [Jim screams]
[others scream]
[police siren honking]
- Good morning. Today, October 12th, used to known as Colombus Day.
But I'm proud to announce from this day forth,
today will be known as Indigenous People's Day.
[clapping]
And now I'm told that the Reno Sheriff's Department has prepared
a presentation to kick off Indigenous People's Day.
[ululating]
- How!
- Good morning! Aloha! Buenos dias! Today we make big Oompa Loompa Pow-Wow
for Indigenous People's Day.
- We the proud people who lived and fished on the banks of Lake Tahoe
now take you back with the magical sound of the tom-tom,
back in time to win the wise and mighty red man
owned the great West.
- We are dem Washoe!
The people of the wow!
[Jim drumming]
The people of the lake.
- We live in peace
for thousands of years.
Wikipedia say we speakum a hookum.
[drumming continues]
- Hey, lasagna...
♪ For a heap many moons ♪
♪ We are them people of dark-ha-wow ♪
♪ We no make 'em war ♪
♪ 'Cause we no know-how Oh, great bird spirit ♪
♪ Look down on them Washoe! ♪
- Caw-caw.
- ♪ In the nets fish get caught ♪
♪ And give us he pine nuts ♪
[continues drumming]
For heap many spell of moons,
shall brave Washoe and squaw
live in valley making only love.
- TRUDY: Hey...
- JONES: Oooh! Oooh! - Hey, hey.
[Jim hissing]
Shut up your face. - Caw.
- Shut up. - Stop making love and living in peace.
And eating the pine nuts. - TRUDY: Caw.
- We come-a from across the sea
to give the simple, proud Washoe
small pox on these blankets.
[coughing]
- Also, we kill all the proud Washoe braves
and take-a the women by force. - That's right.
- Oh, the hell you don't. Aah.
[gasp]
- [Trudy cawing] - [people screaming]
- This is not accurate.
- [people screaming] - [indistinct chatter]
- Well...
- [indistinct chatter] - [people screaming]
Lunch time.
- CHERISHA: Sheriff's Department.
- JONES: Oh! Hello. Whoa. - [disco music playing]
- MIKE: Hey, bud! - TRAVIS: Wow!
- JONES: Morning. - TRAVIS: Mike.
- Hey.
- Is this your place, Mike? - Ooh.
Yes. Welcome to my new place. Yeah. [laughing]
[disco music playing]
- It has a very strange...
- Yeah. - MAN: ...a question?
- You called 911?
- It could... It could have been, uh, the... De... Dennis.
- Dennis. - [stutters] Dennis.
[disco music playing]
- Dennis. - JONES: Dentist.
- Is that the guy in the bear suit? Dennis?
- No. I... I... I don't know him, or her.
Thank you for being sexist.
- Me-too'd. - You said his name was Dennis.
- Welcome to cancel culture.
- It could be a female... bear. - Don't, don't.
- Mike, think back and tell us, can you remember anything?
- MIKE: [groans] - Why we should stay here?
- I was concerned about a bottom. A nude bottom.
[hums]
- Oh. - Oh.
- CHERISHA: Oh, Jesus. - You don't know this guy?
- MIKE: I don't know that bottom,
and I don't know where that dirty bottom came from.
- JONES: Hello? - You don't know this gentleman?
So you called 911? - It's, well, I call him Dennis.
Dennis? - Sir?
- Dennis? - Sir, is your name Dennis?
- JONES: Dennis!
- You want to turn around here and... - [speaking foreign language]
- I've been yelling.
- I think he's French. - Dangle?
- I'd know that anywhere.
- CHERISHA: Jim, it's not you, is it?
- No. And here's why.
- CHERISHA: Oh! - JIM: [clears throat]
And here's why. - TRAVIS: Yeah.
- Can I have a moment, please? - Yeah.
- We are judging you though, that's all.
- Oh! Because I'm the only grown man in this room
who ever got himself...
Winnie the Poohed in a glory hole.
I'm not on trial here.
- JONES: No. - TRAVIS: No.
- This is... I thought this was America the last time I checked.
- It is America the last time he checked.
- Do you want us to get your dick out of the door?
Or... Or what's going on. All right. - Turn your back.
- ALL: One, two!
[grunting, screaming]
- I have a question.
- Cherisha? - Is your member tumescent?
- Sorry? - At this moment?
- TRAVIS: What? - JIM: What's the word now?
- Is your dick hard?
- Do you think my softy got stuck?
- Well, let's see if we can jimmy it.
- [speaking indistinctly] - Oh! Oh! Oh!
- JIM: OK. [speaks indistinctly] - Oh! Oh!
All right. - Careful.
- TRAVIS: OK. One, two, three!
[grunting]
- All right, all right, all right, all right, we're good, we're good.
All right. - Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
We got it. We got it. We got it. - Oh, God!
- We got it. All right. - Jim, get your fingers outdoor...
The bummer is that this is the second time this has happened.
- MAN: Oh, come on.