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- Good morning.

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Er... my name is Lt. James
Ron Dangle of the Reno Sheriff's
Department.

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A statement that I made on what
was-- What's called a hot
microphone...

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This has gone around on social
media and in the fake new
media...

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[camera shutter clicking]

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and it sounds like I refer to
the Reno City Council as the
"Klan."

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Er... and I said...

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"I would no sooner shake hands
with most of the Reno City
Council

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as I would with the Klan."

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Now, I think, anyone
who knows me knows...

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full well...

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when I say that that
I was referring to RZA,

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GZA, Ghostface Killah...

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Old Dirty Bastard
aka Big Baby Jesus...

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I meant the Wu-Tang Clan--

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The wonderful, precious,
precious Wu-Tang Clan.

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So if I ever said, "Oh, the Reno
City Council is the 'clan'"...

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That's gotta be... that's
gotta be seen as a positive.

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Good morning. I know 3:05
a.m. is very early to start
these

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so I appreciate
everybody being on time.

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But I thought we should
just start like we always do

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since the federal
government is here.

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I pledge allegiance like we do
every day. - ALL: Right.

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- I don't remember the tune.

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- Fuck it. Here's the guy.

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[scattered applause]

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- So we're here to talk about
camera awareness training.

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The do's and don'ts on how to be
the best cops you can be.

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All right? So I'm gonna throw
a series of scenarios at you,

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and I want you to respond
how you normally would.

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What we're about to do
is a bit of a role-play, yes?

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- Don't do it.
- Do it.

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- You are the baby's mother.
- Ugh!

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- Must be adopted.

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- Well, I don't know nothing
about birthing no babies.

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- [laughing] - That's a good
one, right? Yeah?

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Now I ain't gonna be--
You-- Keep crying.

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Keep crying and
see what you get!

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- JIM: [laughing]

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- Huh?
- That was good.

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- Okay. Just hold on to
that baby for now, okay?

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Now I need somebody else to try
to take the baby from the mom.

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- Me! Me! Me!
- Get it! Get it!

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- Grab that baby.
- Now we're getting somewhere.

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- Here's the thing.
- JIM: Yeah.

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- Babies are not as fragile
as everybody thinks they are.

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All right? I know
this for a fact.

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- It's got my nip,
it's got my nip--

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[groaning]
- JIM: Get it, get it.

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- TRAVIS: She's got it.
- ALL: [exclaiming]

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- This is what I call
"chucking the baby to safety."

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- TRUDY: Punch her in the neck!
- Get it!

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You should have caught it.

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It's not breathing but it's
safer there than it is with her.

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- [mock crying] All I wanted
is my baby back!

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- Am I right or am I right?

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All right. Come on.

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- Okay, we did it. Can we go
home now? - That was a trick
question.

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Because you may never take a
child from their own mother!

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- "Don't toss a baby from its
mother. No Instagramming."

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Why am I doing this?

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- Hello, Officers.
-Oh! Jackpot!

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- I... Hi.

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- You okay?
- Hey!

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- JONES: Hi. How you
doing? - WOMAN: Hi.

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I got a call for an audition
for a commercial.

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and I get to this house.

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And this guy is like, "I need
to see you eat this banana...

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Like, real slow."

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- Oh, wow!
- Oh, wow, that's...

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- So I eat the banana, and he,
like, hands me this swim suit.

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He's like, "Now put
on a swim suit."

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And then he hands me
a bottle of a baby oil?

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- Oh!

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- Yeah. And he's like,
"Can you rub it all over
yourself?

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And he wanted me to
get in a tub with him!

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- JONES: Mmm-hmm.
- [groaning] Oh!

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- He was wearing underwear
and it was uncomfortable.

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So I just snapped. And I was
like, "What kind of audition is
this?"

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And I just pushed him,
you know, really hard...

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And he fell.

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You know, there's a little bit
of blood coming out from his
ears. So...

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I think he might be dead.
[chuckles nervously]

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- Okay, well...
- Okay. Yeah. It sounds like...

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[police radio chattering]

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It sounds like--
- We'll take care of it.

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- Thank you, ma'am.
- Bye.

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- We forgot to take notes. She--

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- I went on that same
fucking audition.

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The whole bathtub, banana thing,
I didn't get it.

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Obviously, they went
in another direction.

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It's white privilege. All the
time. - Oh, I hear you.

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[indistinct radio chatter]

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- Okay. So, I think we all want
to thank... what's his face.

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And I would like
to say right now...

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if somebody on an open
microphone called you "Dinky
Farrakhan,"

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and if somebody
wrote on your car...

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- It was you.

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- "...Mexican Farrakhan
by any beans necessary"...

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that was not... I don't
know who did that.

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- Can you write the word "beans"
on this board for me, please?

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- Sure.

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I don't know. Case closed. - No,
no, no, come here. Beans,
"beans."

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"B-E-A-N-S."
- That's be--

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- [stutters] That
should be an "A."

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I'm 100% sure it's you

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but I just need to know if you
know how to spell the word
"beans."

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A...

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- Now you offended him.

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Thanks a lot.
- Wow!

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[police siren wailing]

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- Well, it's going to be
a fun office party.

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And everyone's gonna get a
huge kick out of my Michael
Jackson costume.

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Now... just a little
blackface to make it
perfecto.

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[whistle blowing]

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Flag on the play!

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Blackface was a great
tradition in America,

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but the last time it was
done legally was when Billy
Crystal was alive.

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And blackface is a big no
go in the county of Washoe.

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- But how will folks know
I'm supposed to be Michael
Jackson?

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- They won't.

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Because you can't
do blackface, man.

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Just... just remember
the flowchart.

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- What If I'm going to a
political rally and I want to
look like Barack Obama?

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- Does it involve putting shoe
polish on your face to make it
brown?

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- Yes. And a tan suit.

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- Then it's a firm no.

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- You just kept my night from
being, as Michael Jackson would
say...

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- BOTH: Bad!

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