1 00:00:00,375 --> 00:00:02,085 - Good morning. 2 00:00:02,085 --> 00:00:08,008 Er... my name is Lt. James Ron Dangle of the Reno Sheriff's Department. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,886 A statement that I made on what was-- What's called a hot microphone... 4 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:14,431 This has gone around on social media and in the fake new media... 5 00:00:16,057 --> 00:00:20,270 and it sounds like I refer to the Reno City Council as the "Klan." 6 00:00:21,604 --> 00:00:24,858 Er... and I said... 7 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:30,155 "I would no sooner shake hands with most of the Reno City Council 8 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,532 as I would with the Klan." 9 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,910 Now, I think, anyone who knows me knows... 10 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:37,620 full well... 11 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:42,333 when I say that that I was referring to RZA, 12 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,794 GZA, Ghostface Killah... 13 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,883 Old Dirty Bastard aka Big Baby Jesus... 14 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,719 I meant the Wu-Tang Clan-- 15 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:56,598 The wonderful, precious, precious Wu-Tang Clan. 16 00:00:57,932 --> 00:01:02,729 So if I ever said, "Oh, the Reno City Council is the 'clan'"... 17 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,109 That's gotta be... that's gotta be seen as a positive. 18 00:01:12,363 --> 00:01:15,492 Good morning. I know 3:05 a.m. is very early to start these 19 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:18,203 so I appreciate everybody being on time. 20 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,538 But I thought we should just start like we always do 21 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:22,165 since the federal government is here. 22 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,709 I pledge allegiance like we do Right. 23 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,669 - I don't remember the tune. 24 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,923 - Fuck it. Here's the guy. 25 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,887 - So we're here to talk about camera awareness training. 26 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:39,307 The do's and don'ts on how to be the best cops you can be. 27 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:42,393 All right? So I'm gonna throw a series of scenarios at you, 28 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:44,979 and I want you to respond how you normally would. 29 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:47,440 What we're about to do is a bit of a role-play, yes? 30 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,234 - Don't do it. - Do it. 31 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,861 - You are the baby's mother. - Ugh! 32 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,446 - Must be adopted. 33 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,783 - Well, I don't know nothing about birthing no babies. 34 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,994 - - That's a good one, right? Yeah? 35 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:02,413 Now I ain't gonna be-- You-- Keep crying. 36 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:03,832 Keep crying and see what you get! 37 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,042 - Huh? - That was good. 38 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:08,628 - Okay. Just hold on to that baby for now, okay? 39 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,756 Now I need somebody else to try to take the baby from the mom. 40 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,758 - Me! Me! Me! - Get it! Get it! 41 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,511 - Grab that baby. - Now we're getting somewhere. 42 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,221 - Here's the thing. Yeah. 43 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,724 - Babies are not as fragile as everybody thinks they are. 44 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,518 All right? I know this for a fact. 45 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,019 - It's got my nip, it's got my nip-- 46 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:26,354 Get it, get it. 47 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:28,106 She's got it. 48 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,900 - This is what I call "chucking the baby to safety." 49 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,153 Punch her in the neck! - Get it! 50 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,904 You should have caught it. 51 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:38,199 It's not breathing but it's safer there than it is with her. 52 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,576 - All I wanted is my baby back! 53 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,327 - Am I right or am I right? 54 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,037 All right. Come on. 55 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:45,498 - Okay, we did it. Can we go home now? - That was a trick question. 56 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:50,044 Because you may never take a child from their own mother! 57 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:53,131 - "Don't toss a baby from its mother. No Instagramming." 58 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,215 Why am I doing this? 59 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,221 - Hello, Officers. -Oh! Jackpot! 60 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,764 - I... Hi. 61 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:02,432 - You okay? - Hey! 62 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:07,145 Hi. How you -doing? -Hi. 63 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:10,356 I got a call for an audition for a commercial. 64 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,525 and I get to this house. 65 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:16,154 And this guy is like, "I need to see you eat this banana... 66 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,114 Like, real slow." 67 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:20,408 - Oh, wow! - Oh, wow, that's... 68 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:23,244 - So I eat the banana, and he, like, hands me this swim suit. 69 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,330 He's like, "Now put on a swim suit." 70 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,665 And then he hands me a bottle of a baby oil? 71 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,250 - Oh! 72 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:31,920 - Yeah. And he's like, "Can you rub it all over yourself? 73 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,547 And he wanted me to get in a tub with him! 74 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,757 Mmm-hmm. - Oh! 75 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,343 - He was wearing underwear and it was uncomfortable. 76 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,888 So I just snapped. And I was like, "What kind of audition is this?" 77 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,307 And I just pushed him, you know, really hard... 78 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:44,891 And he fell. 79 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:49,020 You know, there's a little bit of blood coming out from his ears. So... 80 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,563 I think he might be dead. 81 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,401 - Okay, well... - Okay. Yeah. It sounds like... 82 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,655 It sounds like-- - We'll take care of it. 83 00:03:58,655 --> 00:03:59,739 - Thank you, ma'am. - Bye. 84 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,158 - We forgot to take notes. She-- 85 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,786 - I went on that same fucking audition. 86 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,163 The whole bathtub, banana thing, I didn't get it. 87 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:09,415 Obviously, they went in another direction. 88 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,042 It's white privilege. All the time. - Oh, I hear you. 89 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:19,676 - Okay. So, I think we all want to thank... what's his face. 90 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:20,677 And I would like to say right now... 91 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,431 if somebody on an open microphone called you "Dinky Farrakhan," 92 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,434 and if somebody wrote on your car... 93 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,812 - It was you. 94 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,730 - "...Mexican Farrakhan by any beans necessary"... 95 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,025 that was not... I don't know who did that. 96 00:04:36,025 --> 00:04:39,612 - Can you write the word "beans" on this board for me, please? 97 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:40,488 - Sure. 98 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,412 I don't know. Case closed. - No, no, no, come here. Beans, "beans." 99 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,248 "B-E-A-N-S." - That's be-- 100 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:55,878 - That should be an "A." 101 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,672 I'm 100% sure it's you 102 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,799 but I just need to know if you know how to spell the word "beans." 103 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,927 A... 104 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:03,720 - Now you offended him. 105 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:06,097 Thanks a lot. - Wow! 106 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,480 - Well, it's going to be a fun office party. 107 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:19,277 And everyone's gonna get a huge kick out of my Michael Jackson costume. 108 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:23,740 Now... just a little blackface to make it perfecto. 109 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,578 Flag on the play! 110 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:32,373 Blackface was a great tradition in America, 111 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:38,004 but the last time it was done legally was when Billy Crystal was alive. 112 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:42,717 And blackface is a big no go in the county of Washoe. 113 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:48,264 - But how will folks know I'm supposed to be Michael Jackson? 114 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:49,223 - They won't. 115 00:05:50,558 --> 00:05:52,226 Because you can't do blackface, man. 116 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,519 Just... just remember the flowchart. 117 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:03,237 - What If I'm going to a political rally and I want to look like Barack Obama? 118 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:06,699 - Does it involve putting shoe polish on your face to make it brown? 119 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,660 - Yes. And a tan suit. 120 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,455 - Then it's a firm no. 121 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:16,667 - You just kept my night from being, as Michael Jackson would say... 122 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,086 Bad!