1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:01,835 Morning, gang. 2 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:06,006 I know there has been a lot of, um... 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:10,093 sort of, Monday morning, uh, quarterbacking 4 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,303 about the... the altercation. 5 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:16,099 Uh, legal and H&R and, uh... 6 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:19,644 well, the attorneys here have, uh... have gotten us all the footage. 7 00:00:21,646 --> 00:00:24,399 I told you to stop. Stop this! - 8 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,237 If you-- Okay. Oh, boy. 9 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,489 Stop it. What are you doing? Get off of her. Get the fuck off of her. 10 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,783 - Yeah. Oh, man! 11 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,454 - Whoa! Oh. 12 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,873 I think this is all one big family. 13 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,583 People said all these folks 14 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,626 came in the same minivan. - Mm-hmm. 15 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,920 - Well, I--- - You think the fight came up at the store 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,547 or they went to the store to have the fight? 17 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,300 - Oh, that's a great-- - That's a great chicken and egg. 18 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,093 - Aah! 19 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:54,512 - You gotta-- The doctor said you have a hairline fracture... 20 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,764 Turn one too many times, 21 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,681 your head's gonna snap. 22 00:00:58,099 --> 00:00:59,142 Put her down! Put her down! 23 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,732 Back up! Back up, everybody, back up. 24 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,735 - [man speaking indistinctly] - 25 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,237 Where did-- Where did Trudy even go? 26 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,573 Oh! 27 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:17,035 Well, at first I thought I could get away from it all by, um... 28 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,037 by, as you can see, pretending to be a mannequin. 29 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,289 Is that you? Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:22,957 - So you took just off all -your clothes? -I did. 31 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:26,377 I made a pretty convincing, um, uh, underwear mannequin. 32 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,546 - Oh, my God! Trudy! Trudy! 33 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,173 - Rizzo's peeing a little bit right there. - Yeah. 34 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:33,760 - Yeah, well, that's been an issue for me for a long time. 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,887 - Oh, that was unrelated to the chokehold? - That was unrelated. 36 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,765 Time out, family. Everybody-- 37 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,642 Oh, my! Oh, my God! 38 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:42,727 He was twisting my scrotum and then he got me in the face. 39 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,690 Right... right in the -mouth, -That guy could pro-wrestle. 40 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:50,276 He's got the right build. - Big guy. 41 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,362 Get your hands off me! Hey? 42 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,072 - What? 43 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,994 This starts off good. She's, she's doing well here. 44 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:01,329 Yeah. 45 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,540 There's a version of Zumba where you fight. 46 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,041 Jazz tae bo. - Yeah. 47 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:09,295 Fucking shit!. Oh, God! 48 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,214 You-- I tried to save you here. 49 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,715 - You come in and you got this guy real good with the bat, 50 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:13,716 but that guy was saving my life. 51 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,928 I was... I was hungry. Oh! 52 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,597 - I fell back to regroup Oh! 53 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:21,182 - ...and it went down the wrong pipe. 54 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,768 And that underwear Oh! 55 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,645 No, no, he does-- He saves your life. Look at that. 56 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,814 Yeah, the... the one guy you took out. 57 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,567 - He was helping. - It was actually... it was friendly fire. 58 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:34,028 You fucking, white-ass fucking trash. Yeah! 59 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:36,072 What did you do to make the little midget so mad? 60 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:37,907 I really don't know. Oh, no, wait, wait. 61 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:40,285 Oh! Yeah! 62 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,453 - Apparently, dragging me damaged that scooter a little bit. 63 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:44,122 - Oh, yeah. 64 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:48,084 - So, uh, I guess, I gotta-- Uh, the station has to reimburse her for that. 65 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,794 - So what does it mean when you're... when you're "trending"? 66 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:54,215 The Reno Sheriff's Department was "trending" when this was happening. 67 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:56,676 Is that good? - Oh, detergent in the eye. 68 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,554 Bleach. That's, uh, just straight up bleach, I guess. 69 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,472 What do you call that, like-- - Were you conscious for that? 70 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,141 - Might have been, uh, some version of, like, borax-- 71 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,475 - Aah! - Aah! 72 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:05,602 - I'm telling you, don't turn. - Don't turn. 73 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,478 - It says on the box, "Don't put that in your eye." 74 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:08,688 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 75 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,815 - Wait a second. You were there, too, though. 76 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,860 Why do you-- Why are you totally unscathed? 77 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,491 Oh! 78 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,079 I mean, I guess, uh, the answer is, uh... 79 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:27,457 we're gonna see all these people again in court 'cause they're suing us. So-- 80 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,046 Kimball, what are we doing? - Thank you! Geez! 81 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,380 I've been knocking on the door the whole day. 82 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,965 He won't come out. - Come on, woman! 83 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,926 - Hey, but I'm-- He's not gonna come out. 84 00:03:37,926 --> 00:03:39,510 - Mr. Nugent. Ten. - Go time. 85 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,512 Die, you libtards! 86 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,432 - He called us "libtards"? - He did call us libtards. 87 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,100 - Welcome. - Come on, man! 88 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,019 - Mr. Nugent, please don't-- 89 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,063 Oh! Oh! Jeez! Whoa! 90 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,314 - Sheriff's Department. We come in peace. 91 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,942 - Sheriff's Department. - Put down your weapons. 92 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,444 All right. - On the ground! Put 'em down now! 93 00:03:56,444 --> 00:03:58,446 - All right, all right, all right. - You put yours down, I'll put mine down. 94 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,740 - All right, same time. - You put-- No, you put your down first. 95 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,824 - You put yours down now. - We'll do it at the same time. 96 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:04,077 - Here we go. Here we go. - Same time. 97 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:07,997 - And puttin' it down. Puttin' it down. There. We're good. 98 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,707 All right, now! - Son of a bitch! 99 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,125 - Let us pray. 100 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:11,918 - Oh, okay. - Yes, sir. 101 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:19,467 - Dear omniscient Father, we thank thee for our blessed Second Amendment! 102 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,135 Amen. Amen. 103 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,136 - And also the Third Amendment... 104 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,641 which stipulates that no soldier shall be quartered in a private home. 105 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,017 - That's a good one. - Amen. 106 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,352 - Let's go now! - 107 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,729 Come on! Let's go! Rock and roll! 108 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:34,440 - Ted Nugent, let's do this! - Come on! 109 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,317 - Let's do this. Mr. Ted Nugent! Make a hole! 110 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,443 - Your guitar, Mr. Nugent. 111 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:39,654 - Holy fuck. 112 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,907 - Make a hole or you'll die. Make a hole. 113 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,535 Make a hole. 114 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:50,164 - Theodore Jonathan Nugent. 115 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,625 Yeah! 116 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,837 - I don't know why we did that. 117 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,630 Whoa! 118 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,299 - There you go. - Oh! 119 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,425 Can you make that out to my boyfriend Matt? 120 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,053 - Make a hole! Make a hole! - Let's do this! Come on! 121 00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:05,596 - One day at a time! One day. Oh-- 122 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,099 - Whoa! 123 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,852 - What are you -thinking? -Oh! Oh! 124 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,395 - Make a hole. - All right, Nuge. 125 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,564 I put the bump stock on the T-shirt gun 126 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,274 so it should shoot 500 T-shirts in a minute. 127 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,652 - Put a silencer on that. 128 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,821 - Uh... That'll make it illegal in California. 129 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,994 - See ya, Paul. - You're gonna need a guitar, sir. 130 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,037 He loves his gun, Jones. 131 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,417 - Hyah! 132 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,127 Hey! Hey! - 133 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,970 - And all you deplorable crackers, 134 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:49,015 put your hands together for our great senator... 135 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,435 from the great state of Nevada... 136 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:57,607 Mr. Ted Nugent! 137 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,236 - And if you don't like it, you can-- 138 00:06:02,236 --> 00:06:04,614 Suck on my machine gun! 139 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,745 - The best senator we ever had. - Yeah? 140 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,622 - Yeah. - You guys want some T-shirts? 141 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,166 - Yeah, let's have some fun! 142 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,000 - Little higher! - Aim a little bit... Aim a little higher.