Morning, gang.
I know there has been a lot of, um...
sort of, Monday morning, uh, quarterbacking
about the... the altercation.
Uh, legal and H&R and, uh...
well, the attorneys here have, uh... have gotten us all the footage.
I told you to stop. Stop this! -
If you-- Okay. Oh, boy.
Stop it. What are you doing? Get off of her. Get the fuck off of her.
- Yeah. Oh, man!
- Whoa! Oh.
I think this is all one big family.
People said all these folks
came in the same minivan. - Mm-hmm.
- Well, I--- - You think the fight came up at the store
or they went to the store to have the fight?
- Oh, that's a great-- - That's a great chicken and egg.
- Aah!
- You gotta-- The doctor said you have a hairline fracture...
Turn one too many times,
your head's gonna snap.
Put her down! Put her down!
Back up! Back up, everybody, back up.
- [man speaking indistinctly] -
Where did-- Where did Trudy even go?
Oh!
Well, at first I thought I could get away from it all by, um...
by, as you can see, pretending to be a mannequin.
Is that you? Mm-hmm.
- So you took just off all -your clothes? -I did.
I made a pretty convincing, um, uh, underwear mannequin.
- Oh, my God! Trudy! Trudy!
- Rizzo's peeing a little bit right there. - Yeah.
- Yeah, well, that's been an issue for me for a long time.
- Oh, that was unrelated to the chokehold? - That was unrelated.
Time out, family. Everybody--
Oh, my! Oh, my God!
He was twisting my scrotum and then he got me in the face.
Right... right in the -mouth, -That guy could pro-wrestle.
He's got the right build. - Big guy.
Get your hands off me! Hey?
- What?
This starts off good. She's, she's doing well here.
Yeah.
There's a version of Zumba where you fight.
Jazz tae bo. - Yeah.
Fucking shit!. Oh, God!
You-- I tried to save you here.
- You come in and you got this guy real good with the bat,
but that guy was saving my life.
I was... I was hungry. Oh!
- I fell back to regroup Oh!
- ...and it went down the wrong pipe.
And that underwear Oh!
No, no, he does-- He saves your life. Look at that.
Yeah, the... the one guy you took out.
- He was helping. - It was actually... it was friendly fire.
You fucking, white-ass fucking trash. Yeah!
What did you do to make the little midget so mad?
I really don't know. Oh, no, wait, wait.
Oh! Yeah!
- Apparently, dragging me damaged that scooter a little bit.
- Oh, yeah.
- So, uh, I guess, I gotta-- Uh, the station has to reimburse her for that.
- So what does it mean when you're... when you're "trending"?
The Reno Sheriff's Department was "trending" when this was happening.
Is that good? - Oh, detergent in the eye.
Bleach. That's, uh, just straight up bleach, I guess.
What do you call that, like-- - Were you conscious for that?
- Might have been, uh, some version of, like, borax--
- Aah! - Aah!
- I'm telling you, don't turn. - Don't turn.
- It says on the box, "Don't put that in your eye."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wait a second. You were there, too, though.
Why do you-- Why are you totally unscathed?
Oh!
I mean, I guess, uh, the answer is, uh...
we're gonna see all these people again in court 'cause they're suing us. So--
Kimball, what are we doing? - Thank you! Geez!
I've been knocking on the door the whole day.
He won't come out. - Come on, woman!
- Hey, but I'm-- He's not gonna come out.
- Mr. Nugent. Ten. - Go time.
Die, you libtards!
- He called us "libtards"? - He did call us libtards.
- Welcome. - Come on, man!
- Mr. Nugent, please don't--
Oh! Oh! Jeez! Whoa!
- Sheriff's Department. We come in peace.
- Sheriff's Department. - Put down your weapons.
All right. - On the ground! Put 'em down now!
- All right, all right, all right. - You put yours down, I'll put mine down.
- All right, same time. - You put-- No, you put your down first.
- You put yours down now. - We'll do it at the same time.
- Here we go. Here we go. - Same time.
- And puttin' it down. Puttin' it down. There. We're good.
All right, now! - Son of a bitch!
- Let us pray.
- Oh, okay. - Yes, sir.
- Dear omniscient Father, we thank thee for our blessed Second Amendment!
Amen. Amen.
- And also the Third Amendment...
which stipulates that no soldier shall be quartered in a private home.
- That's a good one. - Amen.
- Let's go now! -
Come on! Let's go! Rock and roll!
- Ted Nugent, let's do this! - Come on!
- Let's do this. Mr. Ted Nugent! Make a hole!
- Your guitar, Mr. Nugent.
- Holy fuck.
- Make a hole or you'll die. Make a hole.
Make a hole.
- Theodore Jonathan Nugent.
Yeah!
- I don't know why we did that.
Whoa!
- There you go. - Oh!
Can you make that out to my boyfriend Matt?
- Make a hole! Make a hole! - Let's do this! Come on!
- One day at a time! One day. Oh--
- Whoa!
- What are you -thinking? -Oh! Oh!
- Make a hole. - All right, Nuge.
I put the bump stock on the T-shirt gun
so it should shoot 500 T-shirts in a minute.
- Put a silencer on that.
- Uh... That'll make it illegal in California.
- See ya, Paul. - You're gonna need a guitar, sir.
He loves his gun, Jones.
- Hyah!
Hey! Hey! -
- And all you deplorable crackers,
put your hands together for our great senator...
from the great state of Nevada...
Mr. Ted Nugent!
- And if you don't like it, you can--
Suck on my machine gun!
- The best senator we ever had. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - You guys want some T-shirts?
- Yeah, let's have some fun!
- Little higher! - Aim a little bit... Aim a little higher.