- JIM: [whistling]
[grunting]
Damn it.
Sheriff's Department.
Ding-dong.
- [doorbell ringing] - Sheriff's Department.
Please don't report your doorbell camera crimes
unless they're actually crimes next time, please.
Sheriff's Department.
Hello, hello, hello!
[doorbell ringing]
- [grunts]
[whistling]
[screaming] Why?
- RAINEESHA: [grunting, yawning]
- Oh, it's early.
- JIM: Good morning, guys. - Morning.
[whirring]
- Have you done that, like, impression of that, like,
like a guy that has no voice.
- [whirring] - [mumbling indistinctly]
- CLEMENTINE: [laughing] That's awesome.
- [whirring] - [in a gruff voice] I'm your dad.
I'm probably dying.
- What's... what's that?
- [in a gruff voice] Uncle Frederick's gonna look after you now,
[normally] but Uncle Frederick didn't. He... [groans] he looked after me.
[indistinct radio chatter]
Er... who signed up for mandatory coyote hazing?
OK. Well, if you did sign up...
[stuttering] report tonight, OK?
And then we'll go in the dark from-- We'll go from there.
Er...
There's been a major, major problem with the raccoon population,
I think, as everybody knows. - Oh, Jesus. Yes.
- And we could not get the urine we were trying to get,
that... the fox and bear urine. The budget got rejected.
But I think Jeffy, our private security guy...
- MAN: Oh, good. - ...seems to have an update on it. Jeffy!
Hey, Jeffy! - TRUDY: Why can't you just
call him on the radio?
- JIM: Hey, Jeffy. - Yes, sir.
- Was there an update on the raccoon situation?
- Um, so, what we're finding is,
there's a lot of heavy traffic outside with the street,
so a lot of the raccoons and critters are actually being forced into the lot.
And of course, a lot of you litter pretty recklessly,
so we've, kind of, almost sent an invite.
A good example with the raccoons will be akin to, like, a teenager.
The traffic outside is an abusive stepfather.
- JIM: Mmm-hmm. - The littering, that's rock n' roll.
That's giving them an outlet.
- So, you're saying the raccoons is kind of our--
It's-- We've-- We're hoisted on our own petard, right?
- We're... we're the manufacturers of our own prisons.
- Don't throw trash in the parking lot. - ALL: [overlapping chatter]
- Is that basically where we're going with it?
- ANDREW: Oh, this is incredible. Yeah, please!
- There's a medical emergency...
- ANDREW: Please bring him back here.
Please bring him back here since you couldn't deal with it yourself!
Gentlemen, gentlemen. As soon as you... - What, man?
- No! Come now. Please now, come on. - Come on, dude. What?
- As soon as you hear my story, you're gonna be like,
"Oh, my God! My heart breaks for you."
OK, here's the thing. Did I ask for this plane to be landed? Yes.
That's off the table. That's a non-issue.
I did do that.
I'm casual. I'm thinking, "I usually time these things out great."
You know, like I have... I don't have a meal.
- You time... you time what out? - What do you time?
- Let me get to it.
Medical emergency.
I can't take a shit on this plane, and they said, "We..."
- That's why-- - By a show of hands,
who here doesn't want to take a dump in a public place?
Oh, all liars. All... - By a show of hands,
who here wants us to take this nut-job off the plane?
- Oh, please. Wait. No. No. - There we go. Exit.
- They won. Andrew, they won. - You know what?
Fine, take me off. That's what I wanted in the first place,
to get off the plane. - Yeah.
- You're giving me what I want. Ha-ha!
[drums playing]
- The Reno Sheriff's Department
is participating in a countywide coyote hazing program.
Uh, what that means is, coyotes are getting very, very aggressive,
coming into neighborhoods, eating little dogs and cats,
and so...
what we're doing out here is we're trying to scare 'em off.
You wear bright colors, you dress as something scary,
you act big, you make noise...
[chattering, exclaiming] - [drums playing]
So we're out here just trying to scare them out of the neighborhoods,
try to get them to maybe take back to their own territory--
- [shouts] - Jesus!
- JONES: [cackles]
Fucking hell!
- [laughing]
- Have you seen any coyotes out here?
- No, no, just hanging out for a bit.
[clattering]
Haven't searched out here yet.
- I thought everybody was coming out tonight.
- Do coyotes climb trees? Can they fall out of trees?
- I don't think so.
- JONES: [exclaims] Ahh! - Jesus Christ!
- No, there's nothing over there.
You all right? [exhales] - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
- [clattering] - JONES: Dude.
I won't lie to you. I'm a little... I'm a little spooked.
- You know, coyotes killed a grown man in Sparks two nights ago.
[horn blows]
Jesus Christ! - Hey, guys.
- RIZZO: [sighs] - I'm a spider.
- Oh, yeah. - TRAVIS: Oh, wow!
- RIZZO: OK, OK. - Yeah.
- That's pretty scary. - JONES: Pretty good. Yeah.
- RIZZO: Pretty good.
Did you find any coyotes?
- No I haven't been able to catch any of them yet.
[mumbling]
- JONES: Uh... - What the fuck?
- JONES: What the fuck?
- TRUDY: What the fuck?
- Hello!
- ALL: [exclaimng]
- TRAVIS: Jesus! - Hi, guys.
I... I... Something came by that I thought might have been a coyote,
and it scared the poop out of me and so I got in here to hide for a while.
- TRAVIS: That's a hell of a nice birdcage.
[clanging] - JIM: [exclaiming]
- Guys? - Yeah.
- Who's... [whispering] who's the guy in the bear suit?
- RIZZO: What... what the hell was that?
- TRAVIS: Fuck! - TRUDY: Who was that?
- Fuck it.
[drum playing]
- Guys!
- ALL: [gasping]
[screaming]
- TRAVIS: Guys! - ALL: [continue screaming]
You left Junior.
- Make a big animal. Make a big animal. - Get in the pile. Get in the pile.
- Make a big animal, big animal.
[exclaiming, grunting]
[horn blowing]