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- JIM: [whistling]

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[grunting]

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Damn it.

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Sheriff's Department.

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Ding-dong.

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- [doorbell ringing]
- Sheriff's Department.

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Please don't report
your doorbell camera crimes

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unless they're actually crimes
next time, please.

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Sheriff's Department.

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Hello, hello, hello!

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[doorbell ringing]

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- [grunts]

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[whistling]

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[screaming] Why?

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- RAINEESHA:
[grunting, yawning]

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- Oh, it's early.

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- JIM: Good morning, guys.
- Morning.

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[whirring]

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- Have you done that,
like, impression of that, like,

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like a guy that has no voice.

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- [whirring]
- [mumbling indistinctly]

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- CLEMENTINE: [laughing]
That's awesome.

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- [whirring] - [in a gruff
voice] I'm your dad.

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I'm probably dying.

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- What's... what's that?

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- [in a gruff voice] Uncle
Frederick's gonna look after you
now,

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[normally] but Uncle Frederick
didn't. He... [groans] he looked
after me.

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[indistinct radio chatter]

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Er... who signed up
for mandatory coyote hazing?

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OK. Well, if you did sign up...

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[stuttering] report tonight, OK?

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And then we'll go in the dark
from-- We'll go from there.

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Er...

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There's been a major, major
problem with the raccoon
population,

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I think, as everybody knows.
- Oh, Jesus. Yes.

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- And we could not get the urine
we were trying to get,

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that... the fox and bear urine.
The budget got rejected.

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But I think Jeffy,
our private security guy...

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- MAN: Oh, good. - ...seems to
have an update on it. Jeffy!

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Hey, Jeffy!
- TRUDY: Why can't you just

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call him on the radio?

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- JIM: Hey, Jeffy.
- Yes, sir.

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- Was there an update
on the raccoon situation?

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- Um, so, what we're finding is,

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there's a lot of heavy traffic
outside with the street,

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so a lot of the raccoons and
critters are actually being
forced into the lot.

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And of course, a lot of you
litter pretty recklessly,

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so we've, kind of,
almost sent an invite.

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A good example with the raccoons
will be akin to, like, a
teenager.

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The traffic outside
is an abusive stepfather.

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- JIM: Mmm-hmm. - The littering,
that's rock n' roll.

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That's giving them an outlet.

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- So, you're saying
the raccoons is kind of our--

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It's-- We've-- We're hoisted
on our own petard, right?

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- We're... we're the
manufacturers of our own
prisons.

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- Don't throw trash in the
parking lot. - ALL: [overlapping
chatter]

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- Is that basically
where we're going with it?

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- ANDREW: Oh, this is
incredible. Yeah, please!

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- There's a medical
emergency...

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- ANDREW: Please
bring him back here.

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Please bring him back here since
you couldn't deal with it
yourself!

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Gentlemen, gentlemen. As soon as
you... - What, man?

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- No! Come now. Please now, come
on. - Come on, dude. What?

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- As soon as you hear my story,
you're gonna be like,

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"Oh, my God! My heart
breaks for you."

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OK, here's the thing. Did I ask
for this plane to be landed?
Yes.

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That's off the table.
That's a non-issue.

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I did do that.

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I'm casual. I'm thinking, "I
usually time these things out
great."

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You know, like I have...
I don't have a meal.

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- You time... you time what out?
- What do you time?

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- Let me get to it.

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Medical emergency.

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I can't take a shit on this
plane, and they said, "We..."

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- That's why--
- By a show of hands,

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who here doesn't want to take
a dump in a public place?

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Oh, all liars. All...
- By a show of hands,

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who here wants us to take
this nut-job off the plane?

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- Oh, please. Wait. No. No.
- There we go. Exit.

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- They won. Andrew, they won.
- You know what?

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Fine, take me off. That's what
I wanted in the first place,

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to get off the plane.
- Yeah.

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- You're giving me
what I want. Ha-ha!

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[drums playing]

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- The Reno Sheriff's Department

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is participating in a countywide
coyote hazing program.

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Uh, what that means is, coyotes
are getting very, very
aggressive,

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coming into neighborhoods,
eating little dogs and cats,

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and so...

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what we're doing out here is
we're trying to scare 'em off.

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You wear bright colors,
you dress as something scary,

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you act big, you make noise...

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[chattering, exclaiming]
- [drums playing]

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So we're out here just trying to
scare them out of the
neighborhoods,

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try to get them to maybe take
back to their own territory--

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- [shouts]
- Jesus!

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- JONES: [cackles]

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Fucking hell!

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- [laughing]

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- Have you seen any
coyotes out here?

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- No, no, just
hanging out for a bit.

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[clattering]

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Haven't searched out here yet.

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- I thought everybody
was coming out tonight.

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- Do coyotes climb trees?
Can they fall out of trees?

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- I don't think so.

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- JONES: [exclaims] Ahh!
- Jesus Christ!

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- No, there's
nothing over there.

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You all right? [exhales]
- Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

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- [clattering]
- JONES: Dude.

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I won't lie to you. I'm a
little... I'm a little spooked.

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- You know, coyotes killed a
grown man in Sparks two nights
ago.

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[horn blows]

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Jesus Christ!
- Hey, guys.

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- RIZZO: [sighs]
- I'm a spider.

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- Oh, yeah.
- TRAVIS: Oh, wow!

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- RIZZO: OK, OK.
- Yeah.

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- That's pretty scary.
- JONES: Pretty good. Yeah.

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- RIZZO: Pretty good.

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Did you find any coyotes?

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- No I haven't been able
to catch any of them yet.

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[mumbling]

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- JONES: Uh...
- What the fuck?

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- JONES: What the fuck?

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- TRUDY: What the fuck?

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- Hello!

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- ALL: [exclaimng]

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- TRAVIS: Jesus!
- Hi, guys.

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I... I... Something came by that
I thought might have been a
coyote,

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and it scared the poop out of me
and so I got in here to hide for
a while.

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- TRAVIS: That's a hell
of a nice birdcage.

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[clanging]
- JIM: [exclaiming]

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- Guys?
- Yeah.

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- Who's... [whispering] who's
the guy in the bear suit?

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- RIZZO: What... what
the hell was that?

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- TRAVIS: Fuck!
- TRUDY: Who was that?

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- Fuck it.

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[drum playing]

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- Guys!

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- ALL: [gasping]

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[screaming]

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- TRAVIS: Guys!
- ALL: [continue screaming]

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You left Junior.

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- Make a big animal. Make a big
animal. - Get in the pile. Get
in the pile.

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- Make a big animal, big animal.

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[exclaiming, grunting]

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[horn blowing]