1 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:08,717 Damn it. 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:09,801 Sheriff's Department. 3 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:11,886 Ding-dong. 4 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,764 - - Sheriff's Department. 5 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,188 Please don't report your doorbell camera crimes 6 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:23,773 unless they're actually crimes next time, please. 7 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:28,319 Sheriff's Department. 8 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,782 Hello, hello, hello! 9 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,852 Why? 10 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,400 - Oh, it's early. 11 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,777 Good morning, guys. - Morning. 12 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,616 - Have you done that, like, impression of that, like, 13 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,368 like a guy that has no voice. 14 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:23,416 That's awesome. 15 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:24,626 - - [in a gruff voice] I'm your dad. 16 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,545 I'm probably dying. 17 00:01:27,545 --> 00:01:29,589 - What's... what's that? 18 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,549 - Uncle Frederick's gonna look after you now, 19 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,676 but Uncle Frederick didn't. He... he looked after me. 20 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:40,225 Er... who signed up for mandatory coyote hazing? 21 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,936 OK. Well, if you did sign up... 22 00:01:43,853 --> 00:01:46,106 report tonight, OK? 23 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,065 And then we'll go in the dark from-- We'll go from there. 24 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,609 Er... 25 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:53,863 There's been a major, major problem with the raccoon population, 26 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,615 I think, as everybody knows. - Oh, Jesus. Yes. 27 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,451 - And we could not get the urine we were trying to get, 28 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,121 that... the fox and bear urine. The budget got rejected. 29 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,499 But I think Jeffy, our private security guy... 30 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,459 Oh, good. - ...seems to have an update on it. Jeffy! 31 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,753 Hey, Jeffy! Why can't you just 32 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:10,380 call him on the radio? 33 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,631 Hey, Jeffy. - Yes, sir. 34 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,591 - Was there an update on the raccoon situation? 35 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,218 - Um, so, what we're finding is, 36 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,512 there's a lot of heavy traffic outside with the street, 37 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,599 so a lot of the raccoons and critters are actually being forced into the lot. 38 00:02:22,767 --> 00:02:25,895 And of course, a lot of you litter pretty recklessly, 39 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:29,149 so we've, kind of, almost sent an invite. 40 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,819 A good example with the raccoons will be akin to, like, a teenager. 41 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:36,030 The traffic outside is an abusive stepfather. 42 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:38,366 Mmm-hmm. - The littering, that's rock n' roll. 43 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,868 That's giving them an outlet. 44 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,620 - So, you're saying the raccoons is kind of our-- 45 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:46,833 It's-- We've-- We're hoisted on our own petard, right? 46 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,295 - We're... we're the manufacturers of our own prisons. 47 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:52,630 - Don't throw trash in the 48 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:53,882 - Is that basically where we're going with it? 49 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,095 Oh, this is incredible. Yeah, please! 50 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,138 - There's a medical emergency... 51 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,973 Please bring him back here. 52 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,893 Please bring him back here since you couldn't deal with it yourself! 53 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,644 Gentlemen, gentlemen. As soon as you... - What, man? 54 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,062 - No! Come now. Please now, come on. - Come on, dude. What? 55 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,647 - As soon as you hear my story, you're gonna be like, 56 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,192 "Oh, my God! My heart breaks for you." 57 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:16,487 OK, here's the thing. Did I ask for this plane to be landed? Yes. 58 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:18,781 That's off the table. That's a non-issue. 59 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,742 I did do that. 60 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,786 I'm casual. I'm thinking, "I usually time these things out great." 61 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,496 You know, like I have... I don't have a meal. 62 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:26,915 - You time... you time what out? - What do you time? 63 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:28,124 - Let me get to it. 64 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:29,792 Medical emergency. 65 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,795 I can't take a shit on this plane, and they said, "We..." 66 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:35,089 - That's why-- - By a show of hands, 67 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:38,927 who here doesn't want to take a dump in a public place? 68 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,095 Oh, all liars. All... - By a show of hands, 69 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,890 who here wants us to take this nut-job off the plane? 70 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,309 - Oh, please. Wait. No. No. - There we go. Exit. 71 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,102 - They won. Andrew, they won. - You know what? 72 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:50,313 Fine, take me off. That's what I wanted in the first place, 73 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,564 to get off the plane. - Yeah. 74 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,107 - You're giving me what I want. Ha-ha! 75 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,831 - The Reno Sheriff's Department 76 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:12,168 is participating in a countywide coyote hazing program. 77 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:17,548 Uh, what that means is, coyotes are getting very, very aggressive, 78 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,759 coming into neighborhoods, eating little dogs and cats, 79 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:20,677 and so... 80 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,642 what we're doing out here is we're trying to scare 'em off. 81 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:30,353 You wear bright colors, you dress as something scary, 82 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:33,022 you act big, you make noise... 83 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,446 So we're out here just trying to scare them out of the neighborhoods, 84 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,240 try to get them to maybe take back to their own territory-- 85 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,658 - - Jesus! 86 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,452 Fucking hell! 87 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:50,123 - Have you seen any coyotes out here? 88 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,708 - No, no, just hanging out for a bit. 89 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,547 Haven't searched out here yet. 90 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:00,675 - I thought everybody was coming out tonight. 91 00:05:03,594 --> 00:05:06,139 - Do coyotes climb trees? Can they fall out of trees? 92 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:06,764 - I don't think so. 93 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,351 Ahh! - Jesus Christ! 94 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,185 - No, there's nothing over there. 95 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,439 You all right? - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 96 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,024 - Dude. 97 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,775 I won't lie to you. I'm a little... I'm a little spooked. 98 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,323 - You know, coyotes killed a grown man in Sparks two nights ago. 99 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,492 Jesus Christ! - Hey, guys. 100 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,493 - I'm a spider. 101 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,330 - Oh, yeah. Oh, wow! 102 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,789 OK, OK. - Yeah. 103 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,875 - That's pretty scary. Pretty good. Yeah. 104 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,001 Pretty good. 105 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,627 Did you find any coyotes? 106 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:38,463 - No I haven't been able to catch any of them yet. 107 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,552 Uh... - What the fuck? 108 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:46,512 What the fuck? 109 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:47,722 What the fuck? 110 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,724 - Hello! 111 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:52,560 Jesus! - Hi, guys. 112 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,482 I... I... Something came by that I thought might have been a coyote, 113 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,567 and it scared the poop out of me and so I got in here to hide for a while. 114 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,278 That's a hell of a nice birdcage. 115 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:06,491 - Guys? - Yeah. 116 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,160 - Who's... who's the guy in the bear suit? 117 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:16,501 What... what the hell was that? 118 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,001 Fuck! Who was that? 119 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:21,672 - Fuck it. 120 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,261 - Guys! 121 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,646 Guys! 122 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,773 You left Junior. 123 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,608 - Make a big animal. Make a big animal. - Get in the pile. Get in the pile. 124 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:43,111 - Make a big animal, big animal.