1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:04,462 - So, this is, uh, Operation Odysseus... - Correct. 2 00:00:04,462 --> 00:00:06,089 - ...a. k. a. the Trojan Horse. 3 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,674 - Let's do it. 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,176 - Uh, we saw a movie, uh, where a bunch of guys were in a horse 5 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,803 and it wasn't the funny one, what's the funny one? 6 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,805 - No, no. - It was the other one. 7 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:14,347 - It's Tr... Troy. - Troy! 8 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:15,515 Yeah, and, uh... 9 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:20,520 we figure we've been getting so many stolen packages in town 10 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,313 that we're checking... We got all the doorbell cams now. 11 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:24,190 We're linked, we can link right in. 12 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,192 Travis Junior, check, in the -box? -Yes, check. 13 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,570 - Check, check, mic check. And then we're gonna, uh... 14 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:30,530 wait and see... 15 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,783 uh, when we have to spring the... 16 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,869 Motherfucker! Hey! Hey! 17 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,456 What the fuck! Hey! Hey! 18 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:41,207 Motherfucker! 19 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:45,795 All right! Surprise! 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,547 Surp... 21 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:49,674 Surprise! 22 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,969 Surprise! Shit. 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:56,848 Surprise! 24 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:58,850 Aah! 25 00:00:58,850 --> 00:00:59,851 Surprise! 26 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:03,480 Surprise! 27 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:08,735 Surprise! 28 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,241 Hello? Surprise? 29 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,036 Hello? 30 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:21,539 Surprise. 31 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,586 Hello? 32 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:28,338 Surprise. 33 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,146 - Track my package. 34 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,068 Hey, guys, Trudy Wiegel here 35 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:54,405 and today, we're gonna do make-up contouring. 36 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,328 First, we're gonna go in... 37 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,039 ...with this one. 38 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,917 Like that. 39 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,461 And you wanna do the same one on this side... 40 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:10,964 ...like that. 41 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,091 Probably one of the most important areas... 42 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,386 ...is there. 43 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:19,430 You wanna make sure you have real dark circles under your eyes 44 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,976 because then people will feel sorry for you 45 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,436 because they think you've been working really hard. 46 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,230 This is when I like to pop in... 47 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,400 ...with my lighter stick. 48 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,529 And then I do dots. 49 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,031 This is a lot of fun! 50 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,577 Like, look at that! Looks like I had a sunburn 51 00:02:41,619 --> 00:02:42,537 but I was tied up. 52 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,582 That's how that goes. 53 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:51,045 This is what Kim Kardashian looks like before she leaves te house, 54 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:51,880 but if you blend it right... 55 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,967 no one will know that you're wearing makeup at all, look. 56 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:58,970 Cheek bones. 57 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,849 Ladies, I have a little secret, 58 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:07,353 something that... that actually works to my advantage, 59 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,271 which is this. 60 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:11,357 I can just take my hair off... 61 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,152 ...when I need to blend up. 62 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,154 I had a little, uh, procedure done 63 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:18,323 on my brain 64 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,034 because, um, I was... 65 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:25,121 trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records 66 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:26,873 for speed eating taffy, 67 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:32,003 and, um, I guess, uh, I choked 68 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,298 and I lost oxygen to my brain. 69 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,759 When they found me, I guess it looked pretty sad. 70 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,887 And, uh, the good news is the city paid for it. Ugh... 71 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:44,098 It's kind of fun. I get to take my hair off. 72 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:47,060 Or if I'm feeling very sad at night, I just... 73 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,103 ...can curl up with my own hair. 74 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,689 Good night, hair. 75 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,150 I love you. 76 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,611 Follow and subscribe! 77 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:00,573 - God dang it! 78 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,534 We got a 54... 79 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:06,663 Uh, I forgot... I don't even know what the number is for this. 80 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,331 We got a structure fire. 81 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,875 The wind is catching it too. 82 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,710 We got a 16... No, 60 or... 83 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:15,713 - No, you call it a 8-18, right? 84 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,382 - Sorry. Uh, I don't even know what the number is. 85 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,716 8-18 is a dead animal. 86 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,842 Ugh! - 8-18 is a dead animal. 87 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,135 There might be a dead animal! - Animal carcass. 88 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,679 Like, I do... I do not know! 89 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,806 But... ...there was a guy that ran out. 90 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,683 When we pulled up. I don't... 91 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:27,684 And I don't know if he, uh... 92 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:31,729 Forgot what I was talking about. 93 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:35,233 Did you always not have a... You didn't have a mustache? 94 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:38,569 Before... - You know I can't grow one. 95 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,114 When I fell off-- - Didn't he have one before? 96 00:04:42,198 --> 00:04:43,491 When we were before? 97 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:48,079 When we were what before? - When we were what before what? 98 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,497 - I forgot. I know what to do for this. 99 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,292 A-ha! Ready? 100 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,002 - Hang on. 101 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,463 - Hey! - Hey! 102 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,841 - That's a great idea! - Ah! 103 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,217 - Oh, man! - Oh, that's good! 104 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:02,385 - This is why I always carry it, man. 105 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,848 - Anybody that doesn't like music can kiss my ass! 106 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,058 - I agree! I agree! - Music is the best, man! 107 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,978 Live music! Live music! - Music is the best! 108 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,646 I love notes, I love all the notes! 109 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,398 Yeah! - Oh, buzz kill! 110 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:16,607 - Oh, shit! Everybody, be cool. - Oh, shit. 111 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,902 - Everybody, be cool. - Do I seem cool? 112 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:21,821 - You wanna talk? You talk. You talk. - You talk. You... You're the boss! 113 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:22,655 - No-- - Hi, guys! 114 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,703 - Hey! - Have you been in? 115 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:31,289 - No, no, we... The guy... - They're closed 'cause of the fire. 116 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,457 - Yeah, yeah. - Did you guys call? 117 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,375 - No. - No. 118 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:35,918 - No, no, no. 119 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:37,003 - I don't even have your number. 120 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:38,880 - It's on the vehicle. 121 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,382 - Did you shave? - You got... Wait, wait... 122 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,843 Trudy, watch. Shit! - No. 123 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,470 - I could've... - Why does everyone... 124 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,263 - I thought... - Watch what I can do. 125 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,098 Watch what I can do. - I never had a mustache, guys. 126 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,100 - Sacking it! Oh! 127 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,102 Oh, man! - I'm never ready for that. 128 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:54,896 - I got... - You got me again, Hacky Sack. 129 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,357 - Stupid but obvious question... 130 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,232 - OK. - Yeah. 131 00:05:59,817 --> 00:06:01,069 - Did anybody call the gas company? 132 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:04,530 Ooh! Yeesh! 133 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:05,823 Whoa! Ooh. 134 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,408 Oh. - 135 00:06:12,663 --> 00:06:14,082 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 136 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,584 Aw! 137 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,296 Oh! 138 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:22,882 That's like us! Yeah, that's us, guys. 139 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,259 It's like we're all different 140 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,178 but we're all tied together with a string. 141 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,389 - Mm. 142 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,391 - Why are there so many? - I don't know, but you're the green one. 143 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,186 And I love that about you. - I love that about us.