- So, this is, uh, Operation Odysseus... - Correct.
- ...a. k. a. the Trojan Horse.
- Let's do it.
- Uh, we saw a movie, uh, where a bunch of guys were in a horse
and it wasn't the funny one, what's the funny one?
- No, no. - It was the other one.
- It's Tr... Troy. - Troy!
Yeah, and, uh...
we figure we've been getting so many stolen packages in town
that we're checking... We got all the doorbell cams now.
We're linked, we can link right in.
Travis Junior, check, in the -box? -Yes, check.
- Check, check, mic check. And then we're gonna, uh...
wait and see...
uh, when we have to spring the...
Motherfucker! Hey! Hey!
What the fuck! Hey! Hey!
Motherfucker!
All right! Surprise!
Surp...
Surprise!
Surprise! Shit.
Surprise!
Aah!
Surprise!
Hello? Surprise?
Hello?
Surprise.
Hello?
Surprise.
- Track my package.
Hey, guys, Trudy Wiegel here
and today, we're gonna do make-up contouring.
First, we're gonna go in...
...with this one.
Like that.
And you wanna do the same one on this side...
...like that.
Probably one of the most important areas...
...is there.
You wanna make sure you have real dark circles under your eyes
because then people will feel sorry for you
because they think you've been working really hard.
This is when I like to pop in...
...with my lighter stick.
And then I do dots.
This is a lot of fun!
Like, look at that! Looks like I had a sunburn
but I was tied up.
That's how that goes.
This is what Kim Kardashian looks like before she leaves te house,
but if you blend it right...
no one will know that you're wearing makeup at all, look.
Cheek bones.
Ladies, I have a little secret,
something that... that actually works to my advantage,
which is this.
I can just take my hair off...
...when I need to blend up.
I had a little, uh, procedure done
on my brain
because, um, I was...
trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records
for speed eating taffy,
and, um, I guess, uh, I choked
and I lost oxygen to my brain.
When they found me, I guess it looked pretty sad.
And, uh, the good news is the city paid for it. Ugh...
It's kind of fun. I get to take my hair off.
Or if I'm feeling very sad at night, I just...
...can curl up with my own hair.
Good night, hair.
I love you.
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- God dang it!
We got a 54...
Uh, I forgot... I don't even know what the number is for this.
We got a structure fire.
The wind is catching it too.
We got a 16... No, 60 or...
- No, you call it a 8-18, right?
- Sorry. Uh, I don't even know what the number is.
8-18 is a dead animal.
Ugh! - 8-18 is a dead animal.
There might be a dead animal! - Animal carcass.
Like, I do... I do not know!
But... ...there was a guy that ran out.
When we pulled up. I don't...
And I don't know if he, uh...
Forgot what I was talking about.
Did you always not have a... You didn't have a mustache?
Before... - You know I can't grow one.
When I fell off-- - Didn't he have one before?
When we were before?
When we were what before? - When we were what before what?
- I forgot. I know what to do for this.
A-ha! Ready?
- Hang on.
- Hey! - Hey!
- That's a great idea! - Ah!
- Oh, man! - Oh, that's good!
- This is why I always carry it, man.
- Anybody that doesn't like music can kiss my ass!
- I agree! I agree! - Music is the best, man!
Live music! Live music! - Music is the best!
I love notes, I love all the notes!
Yeah! - Oh, buzz kill!
- Oh, shit! Everybody, be cool. - Oh, shit.
- Everybody, be cool. - Do I seem cool?
- You wanna talk? You talk. You talk. - You talk. You... You're the boss!
- No-- - Hi, guys!
- Hey! - Have you been in?
- No, no, we... The guy... - They're closed 'cause of the fire.
- Yeah, yeah. - Did you guys call?
- No. - No.
- No, no, no.
- I don't even have your number.
- It's on the vehicle.
- Did you shave? - You got... Wait, wait...
Trudy, watch. Shit! - No.
- I could've... - Why does everyone...
- I thought... - Watch what I can do.
Watch what I can do. - I never had a mustache, guys.
- Sacking it! Oh!
Oh, man! - I'm never ready for that.
- I got... - You got me again, Hacky Sack.
- Stupid but obvious question...
- OK. - Yeah.
- Did anybody call the gas company?
Ooh! Yeesh!
Whoa! Ooh.
Oh. -
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Aw!
Oh!
That's like us! Yeah, that's us, guys.
It's like we're all different
but we're all tied together with a string.
- Mm.
- Why are there so many? - I don't know, but you're the green one.
And I love that about you. - I love that about us.