- There's really only one place in Reno...
that symbolizes the joie de vivre
of the cowboy lifestyle,
[grunts, sniffs] and that's Zapateria La Bailarina.
I got my ostrich boots there.
They say three payments...
but Oscar La Bailarina is kind of a slippery dude
and it ended up being more like 60 payments.
If there was ever a lesson that, you know--
Ostrich in a phone bar in Mykanos probably don't mix.
Anyway, I'm gonna get-- Just get 'em resoled.
Not gonna get the new ones
'cause I don't want to be a slave to La Bailarina anymore, but...
gotta get them resoled.
♪ La Bailarina ♪
♪ The cowboy nightlife! ♪
Brand new...
synthetic... albino...
Komodo dragon.
Thirty-six payments and they are all mine. Whoa!
What!
Boom! He got me.
I obviously would never wanna hurt a real Komodo dragon.
Obviously, because that would...
Well, hang on a second.
How do I do this? -
Fine. I don't know. No.
- Hello, hello.
Got a call here to Reno's Escape-o-rama Rooms.
Uh... they lost one of the guests.
A young juvenile...
was lost in the escape rooms.
- Billy? - Billy!
Is this one of the Billy.
- ...where shit's gonna jump out at me.
- I don't know. Well, maybe.
Clearly, there's gotta be a way out, right?
- Yeah, we just have to follow the clues.
- Yeah. That door's locked. That door's locked.
Billy! Billy.
- Help! Wait.
So, there must be another door. - There is.
Yeah.
So... somebody's Andy Dufresne-ing it.
- Yeah, I guess I miss my friend.
Behind the door is a wall.
No. - No. Shit.
Look. Guys, come on. Come on. -
The king-- Whoa, whoa, whoa! These are all numbers.
Oh? - Ready... Uh...
- Three, ten, seven, four, ten, two. - Eight plus five... thirteen.
- Three-- So, it's a code. - Wait!
- There must be something with a code-- - Yes!
Okay. - Step number... three.
I'm only going blacks now.
Step number four.
Anything? No.
- All right. Ready, one, two, three. - Ready. Two, three.
Ow!
- What's here?
- Oh, clues and some type of Oh!
The Moon and The Moon and Sixpence.
- "Somerset" is not a real name.
- "Summer set." - "Somersault!" So if you somersault--
- When the summer sets... when the summer sets.
- We have to do a somersault at the sunset.
- Look upside down. Look under the table.
When summer sets.
- Summer sets... - Summer sets on Maugham.
- If you're gonna go someplace
if you wanna leave the room, you take a suitcase.
- Bombs! - You take a suitcase.
Oh, hello. Hello. Okay. Okay.
This is gonna spell it out.
This is gonna literally spell it out.
Felo!
"I felo--"
That's not something, is it? - Mmm-mmm.
- "Home."
Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, you know what happens when you come home?
As soon as you come home,
you take your shoes off. You take off your shoes.
- In this home, you come home--
- You come home and you take off your shoes.
- "Honey, I'm-- Hello, Somerset Maugham." - And you say, "Hello, Somerset Maugham."
Junior, shoe?
- God, it scares me every time you do that.
- Wait. Careful.
- Yeah, could be springy snakes or something.
- Oh.
- All right! The key is maybe in there.
- Yeah, maybe the key's in there.
No. Wait, wait. Lots of little crunchy things.
Hey!
What are you doing in my house?
What are you doing with my dad?
Oh, my God.
Isn't this Escape-o-rama Reno? - No, this is my house.
- Oh. Where is Escape-o-rama Reno then?
- In the strip mall down the street.
- Right when we-- - Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
I'm sure he was a wonderful man.
- Wow, this THC space cake tastes great.
But I don't feel high at all, and it's been almost three minutes.
I'm gonna eat the other half.
- Flag on the play!
Hey, kids.
In the last 30 years,
the science of recreational marijuana has hit its zenith.
So before you take that other half of anything,
remember this easy motto...
"Stop dropping and roll with it!"
- Stop dropping and roll with it?
- See how the first half is before you double down.
When you take the other half...
you risk side effects like
fictional spiders,
people turning into glass,
walking nightmares,
feelings of being buried alive,
turning into a skeleton,
night eyes, lizard thoughts,
magnetic hands and feet,
word music.
And, of course,
versions of yourself from other lives and possibly other dimensions.
- Wow, those sound like a real bummer.
I'm gonna put this other half of the space cake somewhere safe...
and take it in at some later date.
- That's the spirit.
It's easy to remember.
Stop dropping and roll with it.
- Because nobody wants...
...to turn into a glass skeleton and have lizard thoughts.