1 00:00:00,583 --> 00:00:01,918 - Sir? Yeah. 2 00:00:01,918 --> 00:00:04,879 - When we... when we go, this isn't "live" live? 3 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:06,131 - Oh, it's "live" live. - It is "live" live. 4 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:07,382 - Oh, it's absolutely live. 5 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:09,217 - So it's nationa-- Nation-wide? - Yeah. 6 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:10,510 - Nation-wide, coast-to-coast. - Nation-wide. 7 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,554 - Satellite? - Yeah, we're just waiting for a minute. 8 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,055 - That's fun. Hey, great. - Got a little thing in the studio. 9 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:15,515 - And then you go right to me. - Right to you. 10 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,392 You ready? - That's great, because I'm 100% ready. 11 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,977 - Hundred percent. Thanks, Trudy. - You can do it, Jim. 12 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,312 In five, four, three-- 13 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,606 Hold! 14 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,817 All right, we need a minute, we need a minute. 15 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,360 - Now you just told me y'all were ready. - Are you talking to me? 16 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,361 - You're talking to me? - No, hold on. 17 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,030 - We're not on yet? 18 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,782 - No, no, we got issues in New York. There's a pet adoption going on. 19 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,367 - Oh, fun. - One of the puppies fell asleep. 20 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,410 - Oh, cute. Devastating brush fire-- 21 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,287 - You ready? Okay. - Yes. No. 22 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,080 - You all right? - I'll throw it up. Back in a second. 23 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,000 Do you need me to hold back your hair? 24 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,917 Yeah, no! I'm okay. 25 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:47,213 Okay... Just a little barf... I'm good. 26 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,132 - Okay. All right, they're ready for us. All right, here we go. 27 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,592 - This time in the... - Five... 28 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,509 - This time in the Truckee Pass-- - ...four, three... 29 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:52,677 - The I-80 is closed. - ...three... 30 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,179 - A brush fire has closed both directions. - ...two-- 31 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,306 - At this time-- - No, no, no, no, no. 32 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:57,640 - You got this. - Right, just one minute, there. 33 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,808 - A devastating brush fire. - You got this, this is easy. 34 00:00:58,808 --> 00:00:59,934 Stay ready. Stay loose. - 35 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,936 Just take a breath. Take a breath. 36 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,688 - Is daddy's little sippy cup around? 37 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,857 I feel good, I feel good. - Yeah, you're nailing it. 38 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:09,277 - "A devastating brush fire has closed I-80 in both directions." 39 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:12,781 - A devastating brush fire has closed I-80 in both dimensions. 40 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,407 They're ready for us. 41 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,159 All right. - Can I get one of the blue ones? 42 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,620 The problem is that I'm up, so now I need four. 43 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,872 - Yeah. No, don't take-- Don't do four. - I'm gonna take four. 44 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:25,376 In five, four, three, two... 45 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:27,587 - Thank you, New York. 46 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,964 We're live in Reno, Nevada, Washoe County. 47 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,885 The "Silver State," very near the Truckee Pass... 48 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:37,388 where right now, a devastating munch fire 49 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:39,140 has closed everything I ate, in all of the dimensions. 50 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,560 I'm the kitty cat from Alice in Wonderland... 51 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:45,897 and I'll see you on the other side. 52 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:49,192 All right, we're out. 53 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:50,985 - I liked that one. 54 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,238 I liked that one a lot. 55 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,035 Good morning, gang. Good morning. 56 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,370 By a show of hands... 57 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,123 who thinks Trudy has something in her belly button right now? 58 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,626 - I smell it. 59 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,670 - Well, joke's on you because it's a PEZ. 60 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:09,295 Can I check it? 61 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:11,756 - Uh... It is a PEZ. - How is the joke's on us? 62 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,633 - How is the joke on us? Yeah. 63 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,468 - Uh, because you made it like, 64 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:17,720 "Oh, there probably is something in there." 65 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,182 Well, I got there ahead of you, thinking ahead of you, 66 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:23,143 and I specifically put a PEZ in my belly button 67 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,186 before I came to work today-- 68 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:28,064 And the whole month before that, just in case you did say that. 69 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,692 So I have had a sweaty PEZ 70 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,861 in my belly button for the last month-and-a-half. 71 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:34,946 So jokes on you. Touché 72 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,240 In your faces. All of your faces. 73 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,117 In your face, especially. 74 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,869 Right in your big, fat face. 75 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,537 - What a burn! 76 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:43,246 Yeah, it was a pretty sick burn. 77 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,667 From Carson, I don't know who did this, we're all-- 78 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,670 Everybody's supposed to get the new, uh... gender... 79 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,131 er... pronoun tags are here. 80 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,550 - We have to pick a new-- 81 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,344 - I don't know what the pol-- If you have to or if you're allowed to. 82 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,638 - Zer, zim, ze... Zer. 83 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,932 - Can we put it anywhere? 'Cause I want mine, like, low. 84 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:07,353 - Well, I feel if its down there they know your gender, probably. 85 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,689 - Do I put this above or below my big old dick? 86 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,527 - Ew! We're eating donuts, you pig. 87 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,029 - Jesus! I dare you. 88 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:16,446 That's hate speech. 89 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,325 - How... 90 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,367 All right. Anyway, you don't... Uh... 91 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,704 At some point, please pick a gender. 92 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,165 He's taking money out of the hate speech jar! 93 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,416 - They're allowed. They actually are allowed to. 94 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,500 - Yeah, that's... tha's-- - It's called "reparation." 95 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:29,918 - Yeah, they're allowed to. 96 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,927 You guys remember -how it goes? -Yeah. 97 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,595 Okay. Let's rehearse it one time. - Bring it. 98 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:44,641 ♪ That little time birthday spooks are gonna ♪ 99 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,228 ♪ Poop your plans We're gonna make you scream ♪ 100 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,897 ♪ When we do our spooky dance ♪ 101 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,191 - ♪ That little time... ♪ - Okay. 102 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:54,943 Right. 103 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:56,736 - You ready? 104 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:00,782 ♪ Happy Birthday-- ♪ 105 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,535 Get outta here! Out! Out! Out! Come on! 106 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,120 Get outta here! 107 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,248 That's right! You'd better run, you sons of bitches! 108 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:14,003 Damn... Right. 109 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,298 It's like the best birthday I ever had. 110 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,095 - Hey. - Hey. Morning, Jeff. 111 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:22,720 - How's it going, boss? 112 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:30,103 - Hey, this is weird... but have you seen my gun? 113 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:35,692 I... I had it when I left the house, I had it. 114 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,027 And I know I had it at the coffee place. 115 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:40,196 'Cause at the coffee place, I always, like... 116 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,615 I like to do the thing where I stir the coffee with my gun. 117 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,201 - Sure. I'm not a good multitasker-- - They think it's hilarious. 118 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,495 And then, when I leave it at the coffee place, they tell me. 119 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,372 And then I act like, "Hey, that was a joke. 120 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,499 I left that there--" So... - Right. Right. 121 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:53,960 I gotta say, I was in the evidence room... 122 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,506 and there was, like, a state-issued gun that didn't look like a street gun. 123 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,051 - Oh, you're the best! Super Jeff! - That sound familiar? 124 00:05:02,051 --> 00:05:03,052 - Super Jeff! - Let's see your ID. 125 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,847 - I just walked out of there, Jeff. 126 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,437 - Hey, Nevada teenager. 127 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,106 I see you're proudly celebrating the Second Amendment 128 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,108 and our state's freewheeling open carry laws. 129 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,735 - You bet, Boomer. 130 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,237 I can open carry this bad boy right here, weapon. 131 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,323 - You're probably thinking I'm going to harsh your mellow 132 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,116 by telling you to be responsible 133 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,827 with that war weapon you have zero training for. 134 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:31,622 - Yeah, Boomer, you're probably gonna say, "Nevada, rolled over to the snowflakes," 135 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,708 and take away a bunch of my rights. 136 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,460 - Nope, not at all. - Seriously? 137 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,256 - Yep, look it up. And, no, you don't need a permit like you would for fishing. 138 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,344 - Oh, okay. Well, thanks, Boomer. 139 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,221 I'm off to enjoy Nevada and see the Hoover Dam. 140 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:50,141 - Flag on the play! 141 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:53,728 You cannot under any circumstances open carry at the Hoover Dam. 142 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:54,771 So don't make a... 143 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,272 ...big dam mistake. 144 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,651 - www.visitnevada.org.