- OFFICER: [on radio] 630 to 90, 10-4.
[indistinct] ...56 at this time...
- Dangle, James Ron?
- Yes, sir! Sir, yes, sir! -Yeah!
- My privilege to tell you you've made it to the finals in the trials
of the US Space Force? - Sir, yes, sir!
- Cadet, you are gonna be tip of the spear
on the sixth branch of the US military.
What is that branch? - US Space Force, sir!
- It's time to prove it with some sweat!
- Sweat's out! - Sweat!
- There's actually a tremendous amount of sweat inside this diaper right now, sir.
- Good to hear. Good to hear. - Thank you, sir.
Sir, I wish I had not had that burrito, sir.
- Meteor shower! - No!
- Yeah, watch out! Coming in! - Ow! Ow!
[gunshot]
- Thank you, sir. - Ha-ha!
Ow! Ooh, it's so cold! It's so cold! - It's a comet!
Are you out?
[both laugh]
- I've no idea why we're doing this.
I mean, this could happen? - In space, a lot.
- We need to serve a warrant. Someone skipped bail.
We know he owns this locker.
So we're here looking for clues.
- JONES: Let's go. - Do it!
Sheriff's Department!
You know, I have thought about doing this myself
because my association fees have gotten insane.
Ooh, hello!
- Holy shit!
[both laugh]
Oh, my God! All right. - Sometimes this happens and...
Found property. - Yeah. We don't have to talk about that?
Look at this. Look at that.
- You know what? I... - It's a beautiful wreath.
- It's not as pretty as the one you made me.
- I love making...
I love making wreaths during Christmas. - Yeah.
[both gasp]
- Oh, my God!
[both exclaim]
Oh, my God! Yes, let it rain on you.
Let it rain all over--
- All right, we're on camera. - Okay. Okay, good.
- We're cool, right? - Hold on.
- Everybody be cool. okay?
Do you want a little? Just...
- There's more where that came from if you shut the hell up!
- Let's just be cool, everyone.
I can start my business.
My berry business. - Hold on.
- You know the business I've told you about
where I like to make berries for hats?
- Yes. - For women?
I can start that now.
- Jonesy? - Oh, my God!
- I want this for you.
I want this for you. - I want this for me, too.
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah!
Yes! Yes!
Sleep in the rain, baby. Sleep in the rain!
- Oh, my God! - [screams]
Party favors!
Yeah, take it. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
We're not gonna... - Just be cool. Just be cool.
Do you know how fucking hot you are rich?
Do you?
- I'm becoming the woman I was always meant to be.
- When he announced Space Force,
Dangle wrote, like, 17 letters to Mike Pence.
And we set this up for him. He thinks he's at a tryout.
- We ended up finding this guy
who by trade, he's a ventriloquist over at Circus Circus,
to play the "Commander" of Space Force.
- So this is our date night?
- This is work. This is work stuff. - This--
- Come on. He's a sad old man. Come on!
- Soldier, you're going good. One more hour.
This stuff's perfect for the Rings of Saturn.
- Sir, yes, sir! - Rings of Saturn!
- I don't think we've ever seen him this happy.
Thank you so much, man. - It's my pleasure, man.
This is why I'm in show business.
Make people happy. This is all good for me. It's good.
I juggle.
I actually have a whole act. I can juggle.
If there's any reason you guys need a juggler...
And I can swallow fire.
- So again, we have six bags full of cash.
Two for each of us, if you shut up.
- Don't fucking blow this for us, OK? - Don't blow this.
- We all fake our deaths, and we all meet each other in Seattle.
- Or we don't know each other forever. That's fine too.
More money, more money, more money...
[screams] Holy fuck!
- JONES: [screaming] Oh! Oh! - No! No! No! No! No!
What the... Stay! Stay! Stay! - Hey! Stay! Stay!
- How did I get in this bag, man? - Um...
-That's... - I don't know.
- Oh, my God, you guys found my counterfeit money.
Uh-huh. -Oh.
- JIM: Good morning. - ALL: Good morning.
- Guess who' s going back again
for Space Force Double Finals?
Next week, I am to report to the Truckee Water Park.
I bring $300 cash, and a fresh diaper.
- JONES: All right, Jim. - MAN: All right.
- Yeah! - Going places.
- Good for you. - Everybody said I couldn't do it!