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- [whistles]
- [dance music playing]

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- TRAVIS: Damn, son!

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Bruce Wayne! How
are you doing today?

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Can I see your pilot's license?

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Uh, I'm gonna need you
to step out of the car for me.

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[thud]

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- MAX: Max Logan,
still broadcastin'.

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On the White
Genocide Radio Hour.

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Now you know I'm live
at Champion's Pizza here in
Reno,

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where, of course, the
SJWs can't get a... can't get a
good night's sleep

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unless your children
are near a penis.

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That's why they've
opened a... a unisex
bathroom.

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- JIM: Sheriff's Department!
- TRAVIS: Sheriff's Department!

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- Here we go! Got a couple of
members of the, uh, deep state
coming in.

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- Oh, come on! Come on, Max!
- No, come on!

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- Come on, "the deep state?"

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- They want to get me
outside so that more kids will
go into that bathroom

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and be exposed to a huge,
veiny, throbbing, muscular penis

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the size of a flashlight!

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- Is there someone with a penis
like that in there right now?

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- Well, if you need to... Guys?

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- You can't be on
private property.

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- Oh, I can't be on private
property? - Go back to your
basement.

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- I'm sorry that I'm
interrupting Baghdad Betty's...

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- Oh!

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- Baghdad Betty's attempt...
- Hate speech, hate speech.

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- To expose your children...

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- Hate speech.
- ...to more penises.

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This is how you dismantle the
Christian capitalist government.

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First, you blur the lines of
sexuality... - JIM: Mm.

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- Then, the paper straws.

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Why are they making
straws out of paper?

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- To protect the
turtles in the sea.

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- To make less paper available
for the printing of books.

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- These straws suck, by the way.
- [Jim speaks indistinctly]

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- Guys, I need to do a quick ad.
- JIM: Yeah, sure.

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- Uh, for the, uh,
White Genocide, uh,
Radio Hour listeners,

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go the website and buy
our new paper straws

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made from
redwood trees.

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Only made exclusively
from endangered old-growth
redwood trees.

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Leave your mark on the
Earth with a redwood tree
straw.

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Sorry, what were
you guys saying?

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- Can we take down the SJWs
outside? -Yeah.

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- Can you take it outside?
-Thank you.

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- You're in a public...
thoroughfare... - [speaks
indistinctly]

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- that leads to...

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- They're trying to get me
outside so that they can just--

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- Hey, you guys, you guys,
you gotta come real quick.

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They're trying to change
Andrew Jackson Boulevard

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to Michelle Obama Way.

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- God damn it, it's starting.

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It's starting!
We're going mobile, let's go!

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- JIM: Ah!

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Thank you, Trudy.
-You're welcome.

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- WOMAN: Can you guys help
me? Everything I own is in
there.

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- Yeah. Yeah. All right.
You got it?

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- Can you go down in there?
- Yes, here, toss it.

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Right. I got it. Oh, Jesus!

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[man coughs]

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[woman coughs]

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- Oh, yeah, be careful. OK.
- Sure. Got it.

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- You have all the attachments
for the blender?

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I need all the attachments.

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Thank you so much, guys.

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- FEMALE OFFICER: I've got the
lead tap. - Oh, God!

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- FEMALE OFFICER: I got the lead
tap. - Perfect.

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- Wait. Shit. No,
wait! Oh, fuck!

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- Thank you so much, guys.
- Here.

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- Whew.

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- Thanks, y'all. Thank you.

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[car engine starts]

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- Who is that?

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Oh, my God, my house is on fire!

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Guys, help me get some of my
stuff out. I got a blender,
electronics up there.

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Oh, my gosh. Oh,
my goodness, my TV!

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- OK! You know what?
- TRUDY: No, no, no, no, no!

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[indistinct chatter]

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- JIM: You know what,
Mike? - MIKE: What?

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- JIM: Hey, Mike.
- MIKE: Hey, dude!

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- JIM: Yeah, knock-knock.

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- MIKE: All right, knock-knock.
Who's there?

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- JIM: Yeah, knock-knock!
- MIKE: Stay out of my way.

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I'm doing the big jump today.

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- Hey, criminal mastermind?
- Yeah?

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- I just wanna... I'm just
rattling around the thoughts in
your head.

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When you're gonna commit
a class D felony...

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- Yeah.
- ...why would you stream it?

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- Because this is
my action channel.

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And I have a landing ramp
on the other side.

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- Well, guys, he does have a
landing ramp on the other side.

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- TRAVIS: Well, we shouldn't
have come if he has a landing
ramp.

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- No, no.
- No.

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- Now, baby!
- Stop it, stop it!

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- TRAVIS: Did you make this
yourself? - MIKE: I did.

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I didn't make the Rascal,
for Christ's sake.

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Who would make a Rascal
but the Rascal people.

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- Yeah, that's right.
- I made the rockets.

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It has the rockets on...
And all the other stuff.

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- I have got to say, you have
gotten more sophisticated over
the years.

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- Thank you very much.
That's good stuff.

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- Do you like to have good
things? - No, I don't.

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- I think the really good news
about this, Mike...

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Don't start... God damn it! Stop
it! - No, no, no, no, no!

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- I blame you. You are a
big part of the problem.

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- MIKE: Who?

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- The little children
giving you thumbs up and hearts.

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- [exclaims] I got hearts!

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That's better than a "Fuck you,
you old, wasted dickface who
sucks dicks."

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That's what I usually get.
- Yeah.

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- There's a lot of people
that think I suck dicks, Dangle.

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You would know.
- [inditinct chatter]

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But they are like children
that say it to me.

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- Yeah, filthy language. Yeah.
- "You suck dick."

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- "You like to have dicks in
your face." - Yeah.

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- "You love balls."
- [indistinct dialog]

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- I'm an entertainer.

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Outlaw. Entertainer.

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- Yeah. This, I get. This, I
get. - Oh, who doesn't get that?

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- Hey... - That's a sexy
mountain to climb.

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[hums, mimics guitar music]

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♪ Gotta climb that mountain
Get it on ♪

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[humming]

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[sighs]

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- Well, there's a story by
Shirley Jackson called The
Lottery,

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where they, uh, they pick one
person every year to stone to
death.

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- Yeah. Then he
gets super-stoned,

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and then he gets
on this fucking, eh, bike...

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- Forget it. I fucking...
- MIKE: ...sports.

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- Fucking do it. Fucking do it.
- Fucking do it. Do it, genius!

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- Eh-hey. Hey, Sue,
we got the green light!

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- Do it. I dare ya.
-Oh. Oh, shit. Shit. Shit.

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- [indistinct chatter]
- JIM: Oh, shit.

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[screaming]

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- Hey, co-worker Susan.

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Check out these photos
I'm gonna post online of my ex

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engage in a sexual act
and/or her completely exposed
nipple.

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Here she's exposing her
genitals and/or erect penis at a
luau.

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- Wait, Rodrigo. The
pictures you're depicting sound
like revenge porn.

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Are you posting those
pictures with the express intent

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to harass or terrorize a
person with your depicted
images?

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- You bet.
- [blows whistle]

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- Flag on the play!

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Revenge porn, also known
as revenge pornography,

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has been illegal in
Nevada since 2015.

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Revenge porn is a
category D felony

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which carries a one to
four year prison sentence,

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or a $ 5,000 fine.

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- So you're saying I
cannot legally post these
explicit photos

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on the worldwide... web?

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- Here's a little acronym
to remember the law.

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Just think "deep
push lard."

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- "Don't ever, ever post

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pics under state
harassment laws

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and regulatory
defamation statutes

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of 2015."