1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,961 - You know, a lot of aspects of law enforcement had gotten 2 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:05,088 tougher over the past, uh, 15 to 20 years. 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:05,755 Trude, don't you agree? 4 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:07,549 - Yup. 5 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:11,886 - Remind me not to toss to you, ever. 6 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:13,263 - OK. Try it again. - Yeah. 7 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,223 [radio chatter] 8 00:00:15,223 --> 00:00:16,808 - You know, a lot of as-- - Oh, shut up. 9 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,309 A lot of aspects of law enforcement 10 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:19,644 have gotten tougher in the past couple of years. 11 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,689 Except for one, the camera phone. 12 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,608 Uh, people, especially the locals around here 13 00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:28,987 can't stop live-streaming their crimes. [chuckles] It's just... 14 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,447 It's just like fish in a barrel for us. - [radio chatter] 15 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:32,198 I mean, we can just look like... 16 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,616 Look, graffiti. You see that? 17 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,703 But that's... that's in Sparks. 18 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,746 - [radio chatter] - That's a little bit far away. 19 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,248 - People are so dumb. 20 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:43,293 - Uh, and then look at this guy is about to show his genitals to some people. 21 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,252 - Wait, I wanna see that one. - Well... 22 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:47,964 It's... But it's all the way over at the bowling hall of fame, 23 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:51,134 which is almost, from here, it'll be about 14 minutes to get to. 24 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,054 He'll probably be done. 25 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,847 I mean, he sure won't have a boner by the time we get there. 26 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,932 Oh, here's one! Oh, wow! 27 00:00:57,932 --> 00:01:00,727 Uh... "Watch me light this Molotov cocktail." 28 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:01,853 That's crazy. That's super close. 29 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,647 That's almost like... That's gotta be-- 30 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:08,485 - [explosion] - [Jim and Trudy screaming] 31 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:15,366 - JIM: Uh, good morning. - TRAVIS: Good morning. 32 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:20,538 - Jeffey is leaving early tonight from his post, 33 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:22,499 so if you gotta get through the parking lot... 34 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,958 - Take a buddy, maybe? - Take a buddy. 35 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:25,168 - Sorry I'm late. 36 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,462 [radio chatter] 37 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,005 [grunts] 38 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,381 Good morning. - Morning. 39 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:32,092 This morning... 40 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,969 This morning's briefing is also brought to you by Panda Fridge. 41 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,265 Uh, "Refrigerators only when you need them." 42 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,560 - I used them before, they're pretty-- - JIM: Panda Fridge? 43 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:42,894 - They're pretty good. - JIM: They're actually pretty good. 44 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:44,813 Uh... 45 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:45,647 Football guy talk? 46 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:51,820 We got an update from Carson City. 47 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:57,367 We've never actually shot an unarmed white guy... 48 00:01:59,285 --> 00:01:59,994 Ever. 49 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:01,412 - [radio chatter] - TRUDY: Hmm. 50 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,415 - Didn't we shoot, uh... 51 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:06,543 - You missed him, remember? 52 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,211 - JIM: Oh. - Never? 53 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,629 - Never - JONES: Ever? 54 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,840 - There's a whole... They got a thing, there's a whole fax. 55 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,384 I had to watch a PowerPoint about all the folks we've shot of... 56 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,678 I mean, it's stupid, but... 57 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:21,015 I don't know-- - So what is it that they're asking? 58 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:22,225 - JIM: No one's asking anything. 59 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,727 - We also hardly shot any Asian people at all. 60 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:27,355 - But that "hardly any," there's a huge difference between-- 61 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:30,900 - Do we include Spaniards and Argentines in, in-- 62 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,694 - Not in my America. - White? 63 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,988 - Certainly no one's saying that we should shoot an unarmed white guy. 64 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,867 - Well, just... 65 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,910 Just, I mean, I'm not saying it... - JIM: Mm-hmm. 66 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:43,621 - ...but just like statistics, like-- - JIM: Mm-hmm. 67 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:45,290 If we hit, if we hit, like... 68 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:46,499 - I mean if we hit just one? - JIM: Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,001 We should shoot-- 70 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,210 If we shot a white person, that won't be the worst thing. 71 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,296 - I'm gonna put my feet up here. [grunts] 72 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,174 - You're dying for us to ask about the skates. 73 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,845 [radio chatter] 74 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,224 - JIM: Here's somebody. - TRAVIS: How about that guy? 75 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,934 He's white, right? 76 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,061 - JIM: No, no, no, no, no. Full-blown, like, beautiful Asian guy. 77 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:08,188 - TRAVIS: No. - JIM: No, no, no. 78 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,939 Trust me, check my browser history if you don't think 79 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,774 that's "an Asian dude with a pompadour." 80 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:13,943 That guy looks pretty white. - JONES: Pretty white. 81 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,862 - Do you guys consider Italian white? 82 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,447 - No. - I don't either. 83 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,531 - I do. - You do? 84 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,451 How? That's insane! 85 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,744 - How? - What do you mean? 86 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,037 - You think Italian people are white... are also white people? 87 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:27,081 - Yeah. - Don't say that around Italian people. 88 00:03:27,081 --> 00:03:29,042 - JONES: That is white-- - TRAVIS: No. 89 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,043 He's got... - JONES: Not a white man. 90 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,377 - TRAVIS: I think that's Armenian or something. 91 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:32,462 - What is an Armenian? Does anyone know? 92 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,714 - Armenian I don't know. 93 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:38,176 I mean, some guys, once a year, they drive around celebrating their genocide. 94 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,345 - Right, right, right. - They fly their flags-- 95 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,055 [ stuttering] With the techno music. 96 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,140 - JIM: White guy. - JONES: Very unhappy white guy. 97 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,767 - JIM: I like this guy. Here we go. - TRAVIS: OK. 98 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,227 - JIM: Does he look... does he remind you of somebody? 99 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,145 - He looks super familiar. Super familiar. 100 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,772 - John Cusack. 101 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,274 - No, no, no. There's like a... God, it's like a face I've seen a lot. 102 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,235 - He's a news guy? - Yes. 103 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,695 Or it's like a two-dimensional thing. - Was he the weather guy? 104 00:03:57,695 --> 00:03:59,322 - Wanted poster? He's from a wanted poster. 105 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,532 Hi. Hey, guy? - JIM: Are you-- 106 00:04:01,532 --> 00:04:04,661 - TRAVIS: Shit! Shit! 107 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,621 - JIM: My shoes! - TRAVIS: We're sorry. We're sorry. 108 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,252 - You having a bachelorette party? 109 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,419 [girls cheering] 110 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,213 Yeah. - [radio chatter] 111 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,507 Oh. - [girls talking indistinctly] 112 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,050 You're not supposed to be hanging out of the moon-roof. 113 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,593 - What? - Yeah. 114 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:23,263 - Haven't you ever seen any movie? - Get out of the car. 115 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,807 - Um, actually, no, because absolutely not. 116 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,935 - OK, we're on our way to see a show 117 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,853 with Australian guys 118 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,772 wanging their dangs in our face? - ...their dangs in our face... 119 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,524 -Oh. - Do you know that I need that? 120 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:37,986 And that, that is for me. 121 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,737 - All right, I'll--I'll take that. OK. - No, it's mine. 122 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:43,074 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nope, nope, nope, nope, 123 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,534 nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 124 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,869 Ladies, ladies... Are you pregnant? 125 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:49,372 Get back in. Nope. No, no, no, no, no. 126 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,540 - [radio chatter] - [cheering] 127 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,333 Walk this line. - OK. 128 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:53,251 - Touch your nose. 129 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,629 [sniffs] 130 00:04:56,629 --> 00:05:02,093 - Yes, queen! Yes, Rachel! - Whoo! 131 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,220 - Step, touch. Step, touch. 132 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,805 Get back in line. 133 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:06,806 So the twos come forward... - GIRL: Oh. 134 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,433 -...and the ones go back. -Oh. 135 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,476 Pivot, step! Pivot, step! - Pivot, step. 136 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,812 - Five, six, seven, eight! 137 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,982 Step, touch, step, touch, step, touch! 138 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,608 Get ready to pivot, and pivot! 139 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:19,569 Step, pivot, step. 140 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,904 Step, touch, step, snort the coke. 141 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:25,700 And snort it, snort it, snort it, down. And back up, back up. 142 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,662 - [girl sighs] - [claps] 143 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,748 - I love-- You love me. - [cheering] 144 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,916 - Oh, my God. - CLEMENTINE: You know what? 145 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:36,336 If you have room for me, like, can we go to Tahoe or something? 146 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,503 - GIRL: Yes. - CLEMENTINE: OK. All right, all right. 147 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,796 - GIRL: Three-way kiss. 148 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:40,173 [girls whooshing] 149 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:49,098 - Well, I just moved and all this paperwork is drowning me! 150 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:52,643 I've gotta change my address with the post office, do my bills, 151 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:55,104 and re-register as a sex offender. 152 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,065 Who's got time for all of this? 153 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:03,988 - Sounds to me like you need a little bit of magic. 154 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:06,324 Remember when you used to have to go downtown, 155 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:07,950 get in a huge line 156 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,828 with all of Reno's tens of thousands of sex offenders... 157 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:12,955 and wait, and wait? 158 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:17,043 Well, now it's all right here in the Reno Sheriff's Department App 159 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,380 available for your smartphone or tablet. 160 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:24,634 Just click the icon that says "Get me registered", 161 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,345 and that'll take you to the scroll wheel where you can choose your classifications. 162 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,680 Violent sex offender. 163 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,599 Non-violent sex offender. 164 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,060 Peeping Tom. Flasher. Pedophile. 165 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,729 Agalmatophiliac. Katoptronophiliac. 166 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,064 Person who puts their penis in mailboxes. 167 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,899 Roof pooper. Peek-a-dude. 168 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,943 Click as many as apply. 169 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,362 And pick a fun avatar. 170 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,743 That will show up on the app as we and any other citizen 171 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,203 track your every movement. 172 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,996 - It was so easy! 173 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,082 It's all in the palm of my hand. 174 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,669 [both laughing]