- You know, a lot of aspects of law enforcement had gotten
tougher over the past, uh, 15 to 20 years.
Trude, don't you agree?
- Yup.
- Remind me not to toss to you, ever.
- OK. Try it again. - Yeah.
[radio chatter]
- You know, a lot of as-- - Oh, shut up.
A lot of aspects of law enforcement
have gotten tougher in the past couple of years.
Except for one, the camera phone.
Uh, people, especially the locals around here
can't stop live-streaming their crimes. [chuckles] It's just...
It's just like fish in a barrel for us. - [radio chatter]
I mean, we can just look like...
Look, graffiti. You see that?
But that's... that's in Sparks.
- [radio chatter] - That's a little bit far away.
- People are so dumb.
- Uh, and then look at this guy is about to show his genitals to some people.
- Wait, I wanna see that one. - Well...
It's... But it's all the way over at the bowling hall of fame,
which is almost, from here, it'll be about 14 minutes to get to.
He'll probably be done.
I mean, he sure won't have a boner by the time we get there.
Oh, here's one! Oh, wow!
Uh... "Watch me light this Molotov cocktail."
That's crazy. That's super close.
That's almost like... That's gotta be--
- [explosion] - [Jim and Trudy screaming]
- JIM: Uh, good morning. - TRAVIS: Good morning.
- Jeffey is leaving early tonight from his post,
so if you gotta get through the parking lot...
- Take a buddy, maybe? - Take a buddy.
- Sorry I'm late.
[radio chatter]
[grunts]
Good morning. - Morning.
This morning...
This morning's briefing is also brought to you by Panda Fridge.
Uh, "Refrigerators only when you need them."
- I used them before, they're pretty-- - JIM: Panda Fridge?
- They're pretty good. - JIM: They're actually pretty good.
Uh...
Football guy talk?
We got an update from Carson City.
We've never actually shot an unarmed white guy...
Ever.
- [radio chatter] - TRUDY: Hmm.
- Didn't we shoot, uh...
- You missed him, remember?
- JIM: Oh. - Never?
- Never - JONES: Ever?
- There's a whole... They got a thing, there's a whole fax.
I had to watch a PowerPoint about all the folks we've shot of...
I mean, it's stupid, but...
I don't know-- - So what is it that they're asking?
- JIM: No one's asking anything.
- We also hardly shot any Asian people at all.
- But that "hardly any," there's a huge difference between--
- Do we include Spaniards and Argentines in, in--
- Not in my America. - White?
- Certainly no one's saying that we should shoot an unarmed white guy.
- Well, just...
Just, I mean, I'm not saying it... - JIM: Mm-hmm.
- ...but just like statistics, like-- - JIM: Mm-hmm.
If we hit, if we hit, like...
- I mean if we hit just one? - JIM: Mm-hmm.
We should shoot--
If we shot a white person, that won't be the worst thing.
- I'm gonna put my feet up here. [grunts]
- You're dying for us to ask about the skates.
[radio chatter]
- JIM: Here's somebody. - TRAVIS: How about that guy?
He's white, right?
- JIM: No, no, no, no, no. Full-blown, like, beautiful Asian guy.
- TRAVIS: No. - JIM: No, no, no.
Trust me, check my browser history if you don't think
that's "an Asian dude with a pompadour."
That guy looks pretty white. - JONES: Pretty white.
- Do you guys consider Italian white?
- No. - I don't either.
- I do. - You do?
How? That's insane!
- How? - What do you mean?
- You think Italian people are white... are also white people?
- Yeah. - Don't say that around Italian people.
- JONES: That is white-- - TRAVIS: No.
He's got... - JONES: Not a white man.
- TRAVIS: I think that's Armenian or something.
- What is an Armenian? Does anyone know?
- Armenian I don't know.
I mean, some guys, once a year, they drive around celebrating their genocide.
- Right, right, right. - They fly their flags--
[ stuttering] With the techno music.
- JIM: White guy. - JONES: Very unhappy white guy.
- JIM: I like this guy. Here we go. - TRAVIS: OK.
- JIM: Does he look... does he remind you of somebody?
- He looks super familiar. Super familiar.
- John Cusack.
- No, no, no. There's like a... God, it's like a face I've seen a lot.
- He's a news guy? - Yes.
Or it's like a two-dimensional thing. - Was he the weather guy?
- Wanted poster? He's from a wanted poster.
Hi. Hey, guy? - JIM: Are you--
- TRAVIS: Shit! Shit!
- JIM: My shoes! - TRAVIS: We're sorry. We're sorry.
- You having a bachelorette party?
[girls cheering]
Yeah. - [radio chatter]
Oh. - [girls talking indistinctly]
You're not supposed to be hanging out of the moon-roof.
- What? - Yeah.
- Haven't you ever seen any movie? - Get out of the car.
- Um, actually, no, because absolutely not.
- OK, we're on our way to see a show
with Australian guys
wanging their dangs in our face? - ...their dangs in our face...
-Oh. - Do you know that I need that?
And that, that is for me.
- All right, I'll--I'll take that. OK. - No, it's mine.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Ladies, ladies... Are you pregnant?
Get back in. Nope. No, no, no, no, no.
- [radio chatter] - [cheering]
Walk this line. - OK.
- Touch your nose.
[sniffs]
- Yes, queen! Yes, Rachel! - Whoo!
- Step, touch. Step, touch.
Get back in line.
So the twos come forward... - GIRL: Oh.
-...and the ones go back. -Oh.
Pivot, step! Pivot, step! - Pivot, step.
- Five, six, seven, eight!
Step, touch, step, touch, step, touch!
Get ready to pivot, and pivot!
Step, pivot, step.
Step, touch, step, snort the coke.
And snort it, snort it, snort it, down. And back up, back up.
- [girl sighs] - [claps]
- I love-- You love me. - [cheering]
- Oh, my God. - CLEMENTINE: You know what?
If you have room for me, like, can we go to Tahoe or something?
- GIRL: Yes. - CLEMENTINE: OK. All right, all right.
- GIRL: Three-way kiss.
[girls whooshing]
- Well, I just moved and all this paperwork is drowning me!
I've gotta change my address with the post office, do my bills,
and re-register as a sex offender.
Who's got time for all of this?
- Sounds to me like you need a little bit of magic.
Remember when you used to have to go downtown,
get in a huge line
with all of Reno's tens of thousands of sex offenders...
and wait, and wait?
Well, now it's all right here in the Reno Sheriff's Department App
available for your smartphone or tablet.
Just click the icon that says "Get me registered",
and that'll take you to the scroll wheel where you can choose your classifications.
Violent sex offender.
Non-violent sex offender.
Peeping Tom. Flasher. Pedophile.
Agalmatophiliac. Katoptronophiliac.
Person who puts their penis in mailboxes.
Roof pooper. Peek-a-dude.
Click as many as apply.
And pick a fun avatar.
That will show up on the app as we and any other citizen
track your every movement.
- It was so easy!
It's all in the palm of my hand.
[both laughing]