1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:01,543 Remember us? 2 00:00:01,584 --> 00:00:04,546 The original Wu-Tang Clan. 3 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:05,964 Other than-- I mean the... 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,090 Yeah, we're the other guys. 5 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,675 - The other guys. - Rizzo. 6 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:10,552 Junior. 7 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:11,594 Jimmy. 8 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:12,929 We used to have a problem with 9 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,431 my bike getting, uh, stolen little bit. 10 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:15,306 Used to. 11 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,599 Check out the new theft deterrent. 12 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,184 TRAVIS: Bomb squad whipped it up. 13 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,894 Bomb squad whipped it up and they put in a couple... 14 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:21,146 It's not gonna kill you but... 15 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,480 It's gonna scare 'em real good. 16 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,606 It'll zap you. 17 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:24,858 TRAVIS: Yeah, it'll burn your fingers there. 18 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:25,984 JIM: Micrograms. 19 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,318 Now we wait. 20 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:30,280 Come and get it, assholes. 21 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,991 Just want to quit, get back and drinking. 22 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:33,950 Incoming. 23 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,535 - Anything? - Wait. 24 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:36,453 We going? 25 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:37,662 Oh, shit. - Oh, my God. 26 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,289 He's stealing it. [laughs] 27 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,248 This is so cool. 28 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,416 [Travis laughs] 29 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:42,917 FRANK: Will we be able to hear it 30 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,377 when it goes off? - JIM: Maybe. It already went. 31 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,670 We'll hear like a pop or something. 32 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:46,755 - It'll pop? - It's popped. 33 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:47,964 - Did it go? - It popped? 34 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,716 [explosion] 35 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:55,430 [police siren blaring in distance] 36 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,145 It blew him up. He's gone. 37 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,271 He's gone. 38 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,273 - [dramatic music playing] - [screaming] 39 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,442 [cheering] 40 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,201 - [groans] - [screaming] 41 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,496 Oh, my God! 42 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,875 [screaming] 43 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,220 JIM: Uh, good morning, gang. 44 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:36,387 - Mornin'. - CLEMENTINE: Morning. 45 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:37,263 Yo! 46 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,850 Uh, Donner Pass carwash is offering, um... 47 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,938 [mumbles] I thought it was 30% off for law enforcement, 48 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,314 but apparently it's three. Yeah. 49 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,858 Do you have to have a car to drive through it? 50 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,069 That's a great question, Trud. Um... 51 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:51,986 Is it? 52 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:53,238 Uh... Oh, sorry, Declan is right. 53 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,447 No, that's not a good question. 54 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,074 Uh, also, I'm gonna need somebody 55 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,242 to cover for me on Monday 56 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,368 and Tuesday and Wednesday. - Not it. 57 00:01:58,409 --> 00:01:59,285 - Not it. - Not it. 58 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:01,454 I'm just gonna be out for a little bit next week. 59 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,039 - CHERISHA: What are you doin'? - And part of this week. 60 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,332 Hmm? - CHERISHA: What are you doin'? 61 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,750 JIM: Uh, personal stuff. 62 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,335 Jim has cancer. 63 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:10,255 He's going to be out for three days with cancer? 64 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,298 - No. - Does Jim have a dance recital? 65 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,008 No, no, it's, um... No. I wish... I wish I did. 66 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:15,760 It's dumb. Ugh. - What is it? 67 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,304 Jim, don't get another dick piercing 'cause you were-- 68 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,348 That didn't go well last time. - The guy won't do it again. 69 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,767 No, the short thing is stupid. You know? Um... 70 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,645 Do you guys know how my wife, uh, Deb, mysteriously died? 71 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:26,521 My ex-wife Deb. 72 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,273 - Uh, huge investigation. - Oh, yeah. 73 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,066 - JIM: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So... - That's not mysterious. 74 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,777 Uh... They're... It's dumb. But they think that they... 75 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,155 that I should answer questions about it or something stupid. 76 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:38,700 Everything points to an accidental death of Deb. 77 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:40,326 I happened to be with her that night. 78 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:42,245 So there's like a lot of like, "Hey, make sure that you see--" 79 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:45,582 The stuff that I've read that got leaked to the press, 80 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:46,708 seems like there's 81 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:49,127 no fucking way it was an accident. 82 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,378 - JIM: Well... - Wait. 83 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:51,671 JIM: And no matter what you've read 84 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:55,383 or seen on the stupid Internet... 85 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,260 We also handled the evidence. 86 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,636 I had nothing to do-- 87 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,930 Also the stupid New York Times which they called, like, 88 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,433 the record of whatever. - JIM: Stupid New York Times. 89 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,185 Those fucking dickweeds. 90 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,436 I don't know how they got 91 00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:08,104 some of that stuff, but it's definitely-- 92 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,814 They tell you. They said they got it from the police. 93 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,858 - JIM: I had-- - They got voicemail messages 94 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,151 from my phone. 95 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,569 I can tell you right now. I never killed my wife. 96 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,570 - Mm. - JIM: Nothing. 97 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:16,905 [radio chatter] 98 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,114 I got a great lawyer. 99 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,074 I feel great. I have nothing to hide. 100 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,367 - You and Deb... - JIM: Clem. 101 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,494 ...had an incredible relationship. 102 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:24,996 That's true. She was my best friend. 103 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,372 CLEMENTINE: You... She was your best friend. 104 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,707 I remember. - Yep. Mm-hmm. 105 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,167 You were talking to Deb on the phone. 106 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,668 You said, "Deb, if I were there right now, 107 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,462 I'd kick your fat ass down the stairs." 108 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:33,796 - Mm-hmm. - CLEMENTINE: I want that. 109 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,840 When you can joke around with your spouse. 110 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,425 JACK: I remember one time, 111 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,093 we were in the locker room. 112 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,386 You stayed naked way too long, 113 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:41,763 like you always do. - TRAVIS: Yeah. 114 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,097 We were having one of those things 115 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:44,557 where who hasn't, blah, blah, blah... 116 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,726 - Yep. Mm-hmm. - JACK: And then you said, 117 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,686 "Who hasn't kicked the wife down the stairs?" 118 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,772 And that wrecked the conversation. 119 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:53,524 Everybody stopped and it was awkward and weird. 120 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,692 JIM: Mm-hmm. 121 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,319 JAMES: I remember when we were drunk, 122 00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,281 and you told us this happened previous to your ex-wife. 123 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,825 - My very early wife, Lauren? - JAMES: Yeah. 124 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,160 - The blender one. - JAMES: Yeah. 125 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,495 The one that fell in a blender. 126 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,788 - Mm. - Right. 127 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,458 I don't see how that relates to this in any way. 128 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:14,420 Jim, do you even realize how many people die around you? 129 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,547 The short version's I'm going to be out 130 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,799 for a couple of days or weeks 131 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,676 or if things don't go well... 132 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:20,885 For the rest of your life 133 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,345 in jail. - COP: Yes. 134 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,056 [dramatic music playing] 135 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:33,106 - [knock on door] - LORRAINE: Come on in. 136 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:34,524 Hello! 137 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,025 - Hi there. - Hi. 138 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,402 Oh, my goodness. 139 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,696 Mrs. Mertz. The... Yes. - Lorraine Mertz. 140 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:40,947 Ms. Mertz - Miss! 141 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,782 You must be James Dangle. 142 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:43,950 [chuckles] That's me. 143 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,660 - Have a seat. - Oh, I was gonna say... 144 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,620 [laughs] I was gonna say "Guilty as charged," 145 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:48,955 but obviously not. 146 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,832 I... I just want-- First thing I want to say to you is-- 147 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:52,250 Mr. Dangle, please don't put your hand 148 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,835 on my knee. - Sure, I won't do that. 149 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:56,129 - Mr. Dangle? - [sniffles] 150 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:57,046 Oh, hey. 151 00:04:57,088 --> 00:05:00,091 I'm your defense attorney. Okay? 152 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,426 My job... - Great. 153 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,136 - ...is to get you acquitted... - That's good. Yes. 154 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:05,221 - ...of all charges. - Whoo. 155 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,139 All charges. 156 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,308 Well. So my first question 157 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:09,600 to you is... - Right. 158 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,186 ...did you kill your ex-wife Deb? 159 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:14,564 Uh... 160 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,066 That's... [laughs] 161 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,735 That's the million dollar question. Yeah. 162 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:21,321 Mr. Dangle, I think what you wanted to say to the end... 163 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,906 to that question is, "No, I did not." 164 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,160 No, I did not. 165 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,828 That's what, that-- I don't want to put words in your mouth 166 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,621 because that's not what we do. - Pfft. 167 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,041 Okay, so, events of the evening. 168 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,500 Mm-hmm. 169 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,544 - The truth. - Okay. 170 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,129 Deb, my ex. 171 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,464 We're still very close. - Mm-hmm. 172 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,799 We got a bunch of friends over. 173 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,134 Some mushrooms. 174 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,510 Coq au vin. We're play-- 175 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,512 We're definitely play... goofing by the pool. 176 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,514 Have you had a coq au vin? - Terrific. 177 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,808 We make the coq au vin. I do my famous bit. 178 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,352 The famous bit is, I've got an apron, 179 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:55,605 I lift it up, I've got a vin on my cock. 180 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:56,731 "Coq au vin time!" 181 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,815 Everybody laughs. 182 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,609 - Okay, Mr. Dangle. - Yeah. [sneezes] 183 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,611 Can you tell me where you were 184 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,280 when you, when you discovered... - Yes. 185 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,324 ...your ex-wife dead? 186 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,700 Right above her? 187 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,828 How am I covered in her blood 188 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,705 at the scene 189 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,540 found above her, 190 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,917 but didn't do it? 191 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:17,835 Right? - I think that is the question 192 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,420 that everybody wants to understood-- 193 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:20,838 everybody wants to understand. 194 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,507 - Been wondering am I crazy. - How did you not do it? 195 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,926 Did you have any motivation to kill your ex-wife? 196 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,719 No. That's the crazy side. 197 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,097 I mean, per... financial or personal? 198 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,264 Let's start with personal? 199 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,475 - Uh, um... No! - Financial? 200 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,601 - Yes. - Okay. 201 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,852 She's the reason 202 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,979 most of my fucking ridesharing ratings are bad. 203 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,356 When you get in with Deb and Deb's like, 204 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,857 "Get off your fucking phone, driver. 205 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,484 Turn the air up, driver. Do this." 206 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,277 She just-- No, when it comes back, 207 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,654 that's James Ron Dangles. 208 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:46,030 That's my star rating. 209 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,698 Again, this is fuckin' camaraderie. 210 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:51,577 I don't know how we fucking lived in... in a fucking... 211 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:52,787 I blame... 212 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,290 - Obama. - I do. I do. 213 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,542 My theory... 214 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:59,293 of how my beloved 215 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:02,046 best friend, gal pal, 216 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,132 Deb... 217 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,341 Deb... 218 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,635 Ended up deceased... 219 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,347 ...was, was silent... 220 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,307 killer of the skies... 221 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:14,892 Let's-- I think we should write that down. Let's use that. 222 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,645 Okay. Silent killer of the skies. 223 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,897 Owls. An owl. 224 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,816 - Owls. - Owls. 225 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,609 Mexican owl... Those... 226 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,069 Mexican owl. - Mexican owls I think 227 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,238 would be very effective. - Yeah. I like that. 228 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,455 [police siren blaring] 229 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,376 If you've been taking edibles, 230 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,588 and planning on driving in the city of Reno, 231 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:45,882 please download and use 232 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,676 our new EQ app. 233 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,220 The Edible Questions App 234 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:54,515 that helps you decide if you're too high 235 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,267 to get behind the wheel. 236 00:07:56,559 --> 00:08:00,438 The EQ app generates a few random questions 237 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,565 when it senses you're in a car 238 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:05,568 and might be too high to drive. 239 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,738 Who was the Walrus? 240 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:09,906 Easy. 241 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,115 Paw. 242 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,159 To calculate your highness level, 243 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:16,204 subtract the hour since you dropped 244 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,955 and then add a point 245 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,374 for every EQ you get right. 246 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:21,584 Easy stuff like... 247 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:24,337 If Mork is aging backwards, is there a point 248 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,340 when Mindy is going to have to breastfeed him? 249 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,675 Yes. And yes, she is. 250 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,802 If the universe is expanding, 251 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:35,640 isn't that creating a vacuum somewhere else? 252 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:38,935 And doesn't nature abhor a vacuum 253 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:40,728 so that we're in fact 254 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:45,858 riding on a giant worm of space and time 255 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,527 that's devouring itself 256 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:51,072 as Saturn devoured its own children? 257 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,241 Yes. Yes, we are. 258 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:56,577 If Charles Manson really had been in the Monkees, 259 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,246 would Sharon Tate be alive 260 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,541 and would Peter Tork have been murdered? 261 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,543 The answer is both. 262 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,629 So when it comes to driving on edibles, 263 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,172 take out the guesswork 264 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,342 and leave it to a quick EQ test. 265 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,635 You will thank yourself 266 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,637 and the ants will thank you 267 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,807 for respecting their infrastructure. 268 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,644 [dramatic music playing] 269 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,274 This is-- So this-- Trudy is going to be Deb. 270 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:27,900 Can I-- Trudy, I don't want to note you 271 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,068 to death. - Yeah. 272 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,611 Deb usually has a look on her face like, 273 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,406 she's just, like, so judgmental. 274 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,532 - Okay. - Can you hear me? 275 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,866 Even when she was dead? 276 00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,118 - Even dead. - Okay. 277 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:39,453 Deb's here talking shit. Classic Deb. 278 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,038 "Why didn't you ever make that documentary 279 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,623 you were going to make?" That's something she might say. 280 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,125 Hey, Jim. Why didn't you ever-- 281 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:45,501 Come on, let's hang out right here on this fine-- 282 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,711 "Because it's fucking hard 283 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,212 to make a documentary, Deb." - Mm-hmm. 284 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,298 - So, was she-- - "It takes a long time, Deb." 285 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,716 And I might say something like that. 286 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,384 If you're raising your voice, again, 287 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,845 doesn't that negate the owl thing? 288 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,096 'Cause noise scares owl. 289 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,222 That's exactly right. 290 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,599 - Okay. - "Deb, give me the money 291 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,058 for the documentary." - Okay. Okay. 292 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,352 - "You're my best friend." - No. I got it. 293 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,645 - Smash! - Aah. [mumbles] 294 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,606 Uh, wait, wait... Smash a place that doesn't show 295 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:07,982 because I had nothing on my face. 296 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,483 No physical evidence. - Okay. 297 00:10:09,525 --> 00:10:10,610 "Deb, stop choking me. 298 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:13,070 No." - And blood splatter pattern. 299 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,405 - Anything? - Not really. 300 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,532 - No. - So if the owl's coming in... 301 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,867 PERSON: ...then why does she-- 302 00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:19,493 ...you're trying to save her from the owl... 303 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,662 Back hand. Look, back hand. 304 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,788 Back hand. - Ow. 305 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,624 - Here's the owl. - Okay. Okay. 306 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:25,875 Oh, I'm flying over-- 307 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,501 - Okay, I think we get the idea. - Back hand. 308 00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,086 - I think we get the idea. - I'm going to get this owl. 309 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,546 I'm going to get it. Come on, owl. 310 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,131 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. - Back hand. 311 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,634 This explains... no owl marks. 312 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:35,926 - JIM: Does it? - Makes you a hero. 313 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,261 - Yes. - Makes you a hero, 314 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,640 doesn't explain that you are unconscious. 315 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,808 [dramatic music playing] 316 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:55,029 Okay, Mr. Dangle. I'm going to show you the deposition 317 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,698 of Leslie Frost. All right? - Yeah. 318 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,116 Can you please put out the joint? 319 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:02,078 Yeah, absolutely. I can put out the joint. 320 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,959 - Mr. Dangle, put out the joint. - [mumbles] 321 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,170 - Mr. Dangle. - Go ahead. I'm doing. 322 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:16,884 Jim mentioned killing his ex-wife Deb... 323 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,929 every time we spoke. 324 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,138 Bullshit. 325 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,515 You didn't... Have you ever known that Dangle 326 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,849 was previously married? 327 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:25,685 Oh, yeah. He's been married numerous times. 328 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,729 I think there were a couple before 329 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,524 or during the time that he was in the Coast Guard. 330 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:35,069 Well, one of them fell into an industrial blender. 331 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,530 He wrote about it. He made a play. 332 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:38,906 It's called Mistrial. 333 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,324 It was a one act. 334 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,951 It was okay. It was limp. 335 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,160 [scoffs] 336 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,787 A thing that he brought up all the time. 337 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,247 The first time we met... 338 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,208 Uh, several times throughout our relationship. 339 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,961 And then also in a text message earlier that day. 340 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:55,381 He said, "I am going to kill Deb with a blow poke 341 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,049 and blame it on owls." 342 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,969 And then an emoji of the guy laugh crying. 343 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:03,681 And then a short video of Armie Hammer doing sit-ups. 344 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,269 The night of the dinner party was, uh... 345 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,730 quite a night. I'll never forget it. 346 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:14,900 Deb was throwing one of her Thursday night soirées 347 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,235 and a bunch of person come over. 348 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,738 We'd all microdosed mushrooms and... 349 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:21,657 we were sitting around waiting for the coke to arrive. 350 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:25,244 Jim was yammering on about his documentary project 351 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,871 that he was trying to get off the ground. 352 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,998 And there was a knock at the door. 353 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,499 And when I opened the door, 354 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:35,129 standing there was an alien disguised as an owl. 355 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,505 Everybody else saw an owl, 356 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,591 but I knew what that alien was up to. 357 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:42,428 I screamed "Alien, alien. Illegal alien. 358 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,138 Very illegal alien." 359 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,348 And when I finally opened my eyes, 360 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,809 I see Jim standing there 361 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,812 over Deb's bloody corpse. 362 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,732 Screaming "I got it. 363 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,526 I got it good this time." 364 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:03,657 And I go... [imitating owl] 365 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,951 He didn't think that was funny. 366 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,703 [dramatic music playing] 367 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:15,795 Antonio smelled like hot sex that summer. 368 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:17,922 I'll never forget 369 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,884 the taste of liquor on his dick. 370 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,219 [chuckles softly] 371 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,470 May I ask you something? 372 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,972 - Yeah. - What are you talking about? 373 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,975 Um, I've never done one of these before. 374 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,185 I just seen them in movies. 375 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,229 So I thought this is how it kind of went. 376 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,898 Look. I'm going to be honest with you. 377 00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:41,320 Jim did text me to ask if I knew 378 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,448 where he could buy an owl. 379 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,956 [police siren blaring] 380 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,708 Good morning, Reno. 381 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:57,711 This is Trudy Wiegel from the Reno Sheriff's Department. 382 00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,047 And I'm... got... 383 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,257 What am I supposed to say? 384 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:04,218 - PERSON: Action! - Hi, good mor-- 385 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,136 How's it start with? 386 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,472 Good morning, Reno. I'm Rudy... 387 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,473 Uhm... 388 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,684 It's just going to take me a few times. 389 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,102 Good-- God. 390 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,729 I can do it. Can you just fix it after? 391 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,439 - PERSON: No... - I have to say it, right? 392 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,607 - PERSON: Yeah. - Okay. 393 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,733 Good morning, Rudy. 394 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,360 Good morning, Rudy. Trudy. 395 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,695 Good morning, Reno. 396 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,072 This is Trudy Wiegel from the Reno... 397 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,282 From the Reno. From the... 398 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,284 From the Reno. From the Reno. Mm. 399 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,577 From the... From the... 400 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,245 You know when you say something so many times 401 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,789 and then it sounds like, like, it's not really a word, 402 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,624 like, say "yogurt" a lot. 403 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,126 Yogurt, yogur-- Ru-- 404 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,169 Good morning, yogurt. 405 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,131 Ugh! Are you waving at me, sir? 406 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,925 - PERSON: Uh-huh. - Maybe if I pop up. 407 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:49,096 Good morning, Reno. [laughing] 408 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,472 Good morning, Reno. 409 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,849 I'm Trudy Rudy. 410 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,184 Mm. This was so close. 411 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,603 PERSON: And action. 412 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:58,689 This is Trudy Wiegel from the Reno Sheriff's Department. 413 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,859 And I... I would like to remind you 414 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:06,906 to renew your fishing license before 415 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,699 the first of the year. 416 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,284 PERSON: There it is. 417 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,285 Got it. 418 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,203 - That's it? - PERSON: That's it. 419 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,705 Well, that's fucked up. 420 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,873 I could have done that. 421 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,334 [dramatic music playing] 422 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,591 This-- They're gonna-- 423 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,176 They're gonna fucking get me with this one. 424 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,260 This is stupid. 425 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,430 I bought a couple of piñatas of Deb. 426 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:32,890 We used to-- Boys will be boys. 427 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,391 We used to goof around and let off steam 428 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,478 and I had a couple dozen piñatas of Deb and I... 429 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,981 [laughs, mumbles, sighs] 430 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:42,858 [blows raspberry] 431 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,193 Sorry, I was just taking a squirt. 432 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,487 - Yep. Oh... - I overheard you talking 433 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,656 about... - Yeah. [laughs] 434 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,449 Yeah. 435 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,700 Has this been here the whole time 436 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,160 and I just didn't even see it? 437 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,203 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,871 [sneezes] She's always there. 439 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,957 No matter-- No-- Close your eyes. 440 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,249 [smacks lips, sniffs] 441 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,334 She's still there. 442 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,543 You win. 443 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,879 Where-- Where are we pickin' up? 444 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,255 Some new information 445 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,632 has come to light... - Whoo. 446 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,842 ...and I'm just gonna play this for you. 447 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,135 Mm-hmm. 448 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,054 Debbie! 449 00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,514 Oh, that's them. 450 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,100 And I am very worried for my life 451 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,477 because Jim is addicted 452 00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:20,437 to diet pills. - JIM: Hey, Deb. 453 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,147 Have you seen where I put the blow poke? 454 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,359 They were banned in the 1970s for inducing psychosis. 455 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,696 A lot like tab which I missed tab and I'm-- 456 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,364 Makes-- I'm getting off track. 457 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,367 JIM: Deb, let me pitch you the documentary again. 458 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,202 DEBBIE: Gary warned me. 459 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,955 Gary Werner is my husband's name. 460 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,373 But Gary warned me 461 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,792 is what I'm trying to say that he's after me for money 462 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,044 for a documentary that he's making 463 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,587 about documentaries. 464 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,965 Gary says not to give him money but I love him. 465 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,258 I've always loved him 466 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,592 and I want to help him but I can't. 467 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,635 Right now I've got to be strong. 468 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,886 I'm worried because 469 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,388 the last thing he texted me was... 470 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:55,723 JIM: Deb, there's an owl out here 471 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:56,765 and it doesn't seem friendly. 472 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,933 The owls. 473 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,184 JIM: Oh, no, he is. Never mind. 474 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,436 I'm going to give you 475 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,812 what you deserve. - [Jim mumbles, screams] 476 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,564 What does that even mean? 477 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,149 JIM: Oh, hi. 478 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,859 You don't have to hide, Deb. 479 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,444 Deb, don't you hide. 480 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,320 Don't you hide from me! 481 00:17:10,654 --> 00:17:12,990 [dramatic music playing] 482 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:23,208 Is this about the, uh, botched murder investigation? 483 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,127 I've already given several depositions 484 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,670 about the botched murder investigation. 485 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,674 I understand. This is about the accidental death 486 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,384 of Debbie Dangle. 487 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,969 Oh! Yeah, same thing. 488 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,930 Are you familiar with this dramatic work? 489 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:37,848 Yes. 490 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,641 Uh, Invitation to a Nerder. 491 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,143 I've had to read this many times 492 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,728 and give my thoughts many times. - Mm. 493 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,147 Uh, this is, uh-- Uh, Lieutenant Dangle wrote this. 494 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:49,234 - Hmm. Uh, wife. - It was a handsome cowboy type 495 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:52,071 whose wife was killed by owls 496 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,156 and then the handsome cowboy type 497 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,951 wrote a play about it and became rich and famous. 498 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:58,994 Mm-hmm. 499 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,746 It... It does not-- It does not work. 500 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,999 Would it be conceivable 501 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,834 that his best friend 502 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,754 looking to get into his good graces 503 00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:10,047 would... 504 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:15,219 kill his ex-wife? 505 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,970 Well, theoretically, yeah. 506 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,263 - So, yes. - But Jim's asked me 507 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,640 to kill people all the time. 508 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,101 Wouldn't it be easier for... for everybody... 509 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,062 Mr. Junior, if you just told the truth, 510 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,690 and confessed that you killed Debbie Dangle, 511 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,317 get you out of here 512 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,569 and then we could put this whole thing behind us? 513 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:36,115 I'm high as a kite, thank you. I can't do anymore. 514 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,908 - A little? - I'll do it one more. 515 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,993 Hey, if I say something can it stay in this room? 516 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,954 - Of course? - I think he did it. 517 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,414 [dramatic music playing] 518 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,589 Mr. Dangle, and I'm going to touch your hand now. 519 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,259 In my professional legal opinion, 520 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,219 you're fucked. - [clears throat] 521 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,097 You're going to go away for a very, very long time. 522 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,306 [exclaims] 523 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,016 And we're going to do everything in our power 524 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,726 - to make sure that you have... - [phone vibrating] 525 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:08,397 ...the best circumstances in your prison cell 526 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,774 that are... possible. 527 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:11,984 Hey, good news. 528 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:14,403 One of the jurors just fell into a blender. 529 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,445 There's been a mistrial. 530 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,738 You're free. - Oh, my God. 531 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:19,658 - Yeah, you're free. - Oh, God. Ha! 532 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,245 Fucking, that dumb redheaded one is not a surprise. So dumb. 533 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,788 Well, it doesn't say which one. 534 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,623 I don't... We'll never know which one but so dumb. 535 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,083 Oh, my God. Come here. 536 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,299 [police siren blaring] 537 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,050 Here's the thing that no one... 538 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,468 that no one will talk about in all this. 539 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,470 So she was my best friend. 540 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,936 I love Deb in ways that a lot of people 541 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:51,315 I don't think will ever even really understand. 542 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:55,736 And what do-- What happens when you just keep kicking at me, 543 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,905 you keep kicking a guy? 544 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,032 [sighs] 545 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,034 She was my best friend. 546 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,704 I love her so much. 547 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,500 You guys-- I think you guys have all you need, right? 548 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,669 Did you get me out looking sad 549 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,880 and saying Deb was my best friend and, yeah? 550 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,424 And how this is owl country, yeah? 551 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,469 Cool. Are we good then... We're good then probably? 552 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,678 Thank you. 553 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,555 Thanks, Deb. 554 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,898 Bluebeard. 555 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,069 You killed them all when they opened the door. 556 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,113 What was behind the door? [chuckles] 557 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:44,493 All of Bluebeard's brides. 558 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,289 Oooh. [laughs] 559 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,166 [somber music playing]