1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,711 - JAMES: Hands in the air! - TRAVIS: Turn around. 2 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:04,212 - JAMES: Get down! - TRUDY: Hands up! Hands up! 3 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:05,505 Which one do you want me to do? 4 00:00:05,547 --> 00:00:06,965 Put your hands behind your back! 5 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,341 - TRAVIS: Turn around! - JAMES: Hands in the air! 6 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,509 Line of fire! 7 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,595 - [gunshots] - [cops screaming, groaning] 8 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,764 - [police siren wailing] - [cops groaning] 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:18,476 Uh, Jim! What does "line of fire" mean? 10 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:19,644 Aah! 11 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,772 - JIM: Is he okay? - I'm fine. 12 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,860 [cheering] 13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,618 - [Jim groans] - [crowd shouting] 14 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:38,329 Oh, my God! 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,293 [screaming] 16 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,632 [police siren wailing] 17 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,764 [radio chatter] 18 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,682 Guys, hello. 19 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:01,561 [chuckles] Good fortune. I got a grant from Reno 20 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:05,398 to do my one-man show for... for Juneteenth. 21 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,316 CHERISHA: Whoa! 22 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:08,777 - Yes! Yes! - No way! 23 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:10,612 See, it's a whole one-man show 24 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,030 about the, uh, African-American 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:16,076 ex-ex-experience in... in... in America, and, um... 26 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:17,494 CHERISHA: When's it gonna be? 27 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:20,205 [stutters] It-- Uh, Juneteenth. 28 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,540 - Wow! - When is Juneteenth? 29 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,167 Um... 30 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,711 It's on... on Juneteenth. 31 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,881 And, uh, you all are coming, I hope... I hope. 32 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,299 - CHERISHA: Sure. - JIM: Absolutely. 33 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,759 I remember, at the beginning of the year, 34 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,928 you came in and you were really mad. 35 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:36,971 And you're like, "You are not White allies. 36 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,932 In fact, you guys are enabling the racists." 37 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,475 And you said this over and over again. 38 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:42,060 He called us "dicks." And you called us "dicks." 39 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,603 Yes. You said it over and over again. 40 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,063 I think right now when you see us at your event 41 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,272 when it happens-- - Yeah. 42 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:47,732 - Talk about allies. - Yeah. 43 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,818 Like my Jewish neighbor would say 44 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,778 "Use it in good health." - JIM: Oof. 45 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:52,779 Ugh. 46 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,155 - That was not terrible. - Pretty good. 47 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,615 Yeah, okay. Good fortune to all. 48 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,158 - I know it's a... - COP: Good for you. 49 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,701 - I know it's a one-man show... - JIM: And hey-- 50 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:00,370 ...but if you got a part for a partner, 51 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:02,247 you got a little part in there-- - [stutters] I'll handle this. 52 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,290 You'd end up being a nasty oppressor, you don't want to-- 53 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,875 It's a great day for you, our brother. 54 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,752 I'm gonna have a Jones' Day. I'm... I'm gonna... 55 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,753 ALL: Yes! 56 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,963 - Jones' Day. - You deserve it. 57 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:10,922 Black power! 58 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,966 JIM: Any means necessary. 59 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,259 You can't do shows like that 60 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,927 without a couple of redneck racist guys. 61 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,846 - Uh, look at every, look at-- - Sam Rockwell parts. 62 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,055 Those Rockwells... 63 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,765 "You... You can't do that in my backyard"-- 64 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,142 JIM: Damn it, you killed that, man. 65 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,685 I was born to play that part. 66 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:26,104 Do you want to meet my guys who do right-wing, uh, casting 67 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,355 for, uh, stuff? 68 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,065 - Yeah, I'll meet those guys. - JIM: Yeah, yeah. 69 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,693 [sniffles] I'm s-- I haven't done the show 70 00:02:31,734 --> 00:02:34,279 but I'm so proud of myself. 71 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,699 [sniffles] I'm so proud of me... 72 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:43,788 [sniffles] ...and what I've gotta do. [sniffles] 73 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,876 JIM: Yeah, come on. I'm coming. I'm sorry. 74 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,210 Yes! 75 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,211 [rock music playing] 76 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,672 I'm sorry. Shit. 77 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:55,842 Got it. Shit, I'm sorry. Sorry. 78 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:57,343 Sorry. 79 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,637 Okay. Shit. 80 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,473 And-- Shit. I'm sor-- Fuck! 81 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,685 That's right. 82 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,396 Meet the Reno Sheriff's Department's 83 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:12,817 elite Bicycle Riot Response Division. 84 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,153 Ever heard of the Blue Angels? 85 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:16,988 Well, meet... 86 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:19,574 the Beige Angels. 87 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:20,950 - [dramatic music playing] - [bicycle bell rings] 88 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:21,993 Beige Angels! 89 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,494 ALL: Beige Angels! 90 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,663 JIM: ♪ Hey, Antifa, you afraid? ♪ 91 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,707 ALL: ♪ Hey, Antifa, you afraid? ♪ 92 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,959 JIM: ♪ Here come Angels And they're beige ♪ 93 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,878 ALL: ♪ Here come Angels And they're beige ♪ 94 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,922 JIM: ♪ Hey, you Proud Boys Get a shave ♪ 95 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:37,342 ...the stairs. Fuck it! Fuck it! Ow! Fuck! 96 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,801 Aah! Fuck! Fuck it! 97 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,678 Can we-- Hey, guys-- Hey, Beige Angels? 98 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:41,679 [bicycle bell rings] 99 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,181 We gotta put some tape here. 100 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,807 How about everybody just-- Exactly. 101 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,809 - Stand like you're Proud Boys. - Yes. 102 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,811 JIM: Like, we're proud of each other, not-- 103 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,563 NORA: I'm a girl. Do I-- 104 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,732 Nora, shut the fuck up. 105 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:53,775 [bleep] 106 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:55,610 The Beige Angels! 107 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:57,946 Through a reappropriation of some funding 108 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:00,406 that used to go to schools but doesn't anymore, 109 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:03,159 and some guys who are in work release from prison, 110 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:06,412 and some dudes who got busted for minor drug offenses, 111 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:10,166 we now have, second to Miami, 112 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:15,838 the most elite bicycle riot response ream in the world. 113 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,591 Beige Angels, assemble! 114 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:20,802 That's when we do the thing, we do the circle. 115 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,388 Remember? Circle of Death. This is the Circle of Death. 116 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,639 Circle of Death. That's when we-- 117 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,516 But somebody goes alternate. Shit. 118 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,725 I go alternate, you go in. 119 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,687 Shit. Fuck me. I'm sorry. No, stop. 120 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:31,980 Remember, some of us are going out, 121 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,315 and then some of us are going in, 122 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,109 and we're chanting... 123 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,986 Circle of Death! Circle of Death! 124 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:39,237 Okay, hang on. - PERSON: Circle of Death! 125 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,782 [police siren wailing] 126 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:48,830 So, we've been trying to make a little extra money these days. 127 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:53,251 And, uh, we came up with the-- A brilliant idea 128 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:58,298 of making a calendar about the Bible... 129 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,216 - [radio chatter] - [meows] 130 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:01,759 ...with cats. 131 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,138 People who love cats and Bibles, 132 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,681 buy a lot of calendars, 133 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,016 we found out. - Mm-hmm. 134 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:12,145 They also love candles and plastic containers. 135 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,814 But we haven't figured out a way to get it all in, 136 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,150 so, right now it's just cats, calendars, 137 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,735 and everybody loves Jesus. 138 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,486 Well, not everybody, but... - [cat meows] 139 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,322 - Get off on it. - Oh, yeah, that's good. 140 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,073 Uh-huh. - [cat meows] 141 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,366 All right. 142 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,868 Whoo! 143 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,786 I don't know if you have read the Book of Revelation, 144 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,247 but there is the koalas of the apocalypse. 145 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:34,292 I think this is one of Raineesha's thongs. 146 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,918 Isn't this? For when she does her-- 147 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,380 - No! - [groans in disgust] 148 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,299 Yeah. We're gonna put this here. 149 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,717 Let's do the part... - CHERISHA: Jesus! 150 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,386 ...at the end, when he gets murdered. 151 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,387 Yes. 152 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,264 So, for some reason, he had a hat on. 153 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,517 That doesn't track for me, but-- - It was a torture crown. 154 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,770 I'm trying to put him on... - CHERISHA: Okay. 155 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:55,897 Our... Our cross is not to scale. 156 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,648 Hold on, I'm gonna get the Last Supper. 157 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:58,816 Okay. 158 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:01,527 O Lord and Savior, Who got furballs, hairballs-- 159 00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:02,904 It's weird when you act it out. 160 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,322 Should we put his little paws out, 161 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,573 like he's on the cross? 162 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,200 - I'm doing what I can. - [Trudy gasps] 163 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:08,409 CLEMENTINE: What? 164 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,745 - This is really sad, you guys. - What? 165 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,915 You know how hard it is for us to get this little guy 166 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:15,166 with this little cross, 167 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,543 imagine what a hard time those poor people had 168 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:21,297 lifting up an actual man and putting him on that cross. 169 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,924 Hardly seems worth it. 170 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:24,425 Hold on, hold on. 171 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,593 [cat whines] 172 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,261 - [camera shutter clicking] - [radio chatter] 173 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:31,599 Got it. Okay, now we only have 11 more months to do. 174 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:39,232 [applause] 175 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:41,943 Whoo! 176 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:47,532 Good evening. Welcome to Juneteenth. 177 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:52,745 I... am Frederick Douglass. 178 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,998 If one has not been... 179 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,459 to the South... 180 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,587 one can go... 181 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,132 if they want. 182 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,719 [applause] 183 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,471 Let's do this. 184 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,473 [music playing] 185 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,226 ♪ Freak me, baby ♪ 186 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:21,858 ♪ Let me lick you up and down Till you say stop ♪ 187 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:28,448 ♪ Let me play with your body Baby, make you feel hot ♪ 188 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:33,828 ♪ If you like ice cream ♪ 189 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:37,081 ♪ Can't forget the ice cream ♪ 190 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:40,626 ♪ Let's go down to the store ♪ 191 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,337 ♪ And then bring the ice cream ♪ 192 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:47,717 ♪ Everyone, say we gonna Have a good time ♪ 193 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:52,221 ♪ Right now, right now Everybody say ♪ 194 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,394 I'll be back. 195 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:01,856 ♪ Who's the young little brother You came to see? ♪ 196 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:05,318 ♪ Eazy-E! Everyone, say it ♪ 197 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:06,819 ALL: Eazy-E. 198 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,239 ♪ I don't cooperate ♪ 199 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,200 ♪ Whoo ♪ 200 00:08:12,241 --> 00:08:14,368 ♪ It's easy for me To know who you wanna see ♪ 201 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,288 ♪ It's a little young brother By the name of Eazy-E ♪ 202 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,373 ♪ And all I gotta do Is not even plea ♪ 203 00:08:19,415 --> 00:08:24,462 ♪ But the sad thing about me Is I never learned to read ♪ 204 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:29,842 Now's the time for the question and answer part of the show. 205 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:33,137 My man, Declan. - How much longer? 206 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,597 Go ahead, Trudy. 207 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:38,351 I was also wondering, how much longer? 208 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:43,231 [giggles] I'm illit-- I'm illiterate. [giggles] 209 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:46,234 When Jones did the whole thing about Eazy-E 210 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,152 not being able to read, 211 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,695 I thought that was pretty racist. 212 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:52,114 I mean, if I did a show about that, 213 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:56,452 and I looked like Eazy-E and... and acted like I couldn't read, 214 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,288 I feel like I'd get Me Too'd. 215 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,840 I used to think that Juneteenth 216 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,677 was like a day, you know. And now I know-- 217 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,720 I... I thought it was-- I... I was totally misinformed, 218 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:17,431 with my White privilege and all my baggage, I thought it was-- 219 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,016 It had something to do with the end of the Civil War. 220 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:21,686 And it turns out, uh, a-apparently, no. 221 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,020 Juneteenth is just-- 222 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,648 It's not even a day, it's just something... 223 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,276 Uh, I mean, it's... it's very upbeat. 224 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,236 [dance music playing] 225 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,448 [applause] 226 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:38,911 [applause] 227 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,164 CHERISHA: Whoo! 228 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,167 [laughing awkwardly] 229 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,545 Enjoying the show so far, motherfuckers? 230 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,590 Have you ever had pussy and ice cream 231 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,092 at the same damn time? 232 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:55,344 [laughing awkwardly] 233 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:56,387 [coughs] 234 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,222 White people, huh? 235 00:09:58,806 --> 00:10:00,516 Y'all can't dance. 236 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,895 [laughing awkwardly] 237 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:09,400 Y'all motherfuckers got little dicks, right, Garcia? 238 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,861 [laughing awkwardly] 239 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,446 [exclaims] 240 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,072 Zoops! 241 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,283 Children... 242 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,578 we need to get rid of 'em... 243 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,497 Right? They're terrible. 244 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,916 We can all escape war together, 245 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,502 and we're going down the hill. 246 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,672 And I'm like... [mumbles] 247 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,799 No, you see... 248 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:39,764 My-My wife, when we got married, I made a deal with her. 249 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:43,225 "Don't do it." And she did. 250 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:46,395 - [applause] - [feedback] 251 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:47,355 Wow. 252 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,607 You know, you gotta separate the A's from the B's. 253 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,984 R. Kelly flying around telling - the R. - Kelly side of the story. 254 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,319 - A. - A. 255 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,779 Madea stuff. 256 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,863 - A. - A. 257 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,740 The Bill Cosby stuff. A. 258 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,783 Plus... A-plus. 259 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,369 You can never have enough Cosby. 260 00:11:07,249 --> 00:11:08,292 Oh, hey. 261 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,586 It's the Reno Sheriff's Department Beise Angel... 262 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,171 Banje Angels. 263 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,966 - We don't do drugs. - Well, let's get-- No, let's-- 264 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,218 We don't do drugs. 265 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,220 Okay... Fuck. Okay, everybody, get in the cool... 266 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,763 We look like a bunch of fucking idiots. 267 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,473 We need to... Know what you look like? 268 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,101 A bunch of fucking weird drug people 269 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,852 that I got at the bike park. 270 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:29,188 Do a fucking formation. Here we go. Okay. 271 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,065 Beige Angels, assemble. 272 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,108 [dramatic music playing] 273 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,484 Beige Angels. 274 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,778 Beige Angels ramping it up today. 275 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,905 [dramatic music playing] 276 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,491 Fuck... Fuck it. Ow! Fuck. 277 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,576 Fuck. Fuck it. 278 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,121 [bleep] 279 00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:49,458 This is the problem. The problem with the Beige Angels... 280 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,128 [sighs] These guys are great, you know. 281 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:55,589 Um... Lots of 'em are on work release. 282 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,008 [sighs] 283 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,136 Now they're fucking organized. 284 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:04,390 A lot of the Beige Angels are men of... proud men of color. 285 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,767 Robert is one of them. 286 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,562 And so are-- Shit, I thought we had... 287 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,355 You're the only... You're the only... 288 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,940 Yeah, I think we forgot to bring... 289 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,483 Where's-- Dwayne came without that other guy? 290 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,693 [bleep] 291 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,070 Well, a lot of the Beige Angels who aren't pictured 292 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,907 are also brave men and women of color. 293 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,911 And that's just one of the many great things 294 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,372 I love about being a Beige Angel... 295 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,790 the brotherhood. 296 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,007 Reno Sheriff's Department would like to welcome you 297 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:41,218 to the "Biggest Little City in the World." 298 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,470 Whether you've come here 299 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,054 to visit the Bowling Hall of Fame... 300 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,556 ...a taxidermy museum... 301 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,350 ...or to try your hand at our gas station slot machines... 302 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,936 ...we want you to stay safe while doing it. 303 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,855 Here are just a few tips. 304 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,524 On arriving at the airport, do not speak 305 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:59,153 or make eye contact with anyone you don't already know. 306 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,030 And go directly to your hotel. 307 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,366 Pack a sack lunch, so you don't need to stop 308 00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:05,659 along the way. 309 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,704 Staying inside the hotel room with the deadbolt locked 310 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,831 won't guarantee your safety. [chuckles] 311 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,875 But it certainly increases your odds. 312 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,962 And rather than placing your valuables in the hotel safe, 313 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,298 why not just leave them at home? 314 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,800 It'll save space in your luggage, 315 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:25,304 for all the money you "might," I have to say, win. 316 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,555 You'll probably win. 317 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:29,141 If you decide to leave the safety of your room 318 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,102 and explore our great city, 319 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,979 do not leave your car. 320 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,690 And finally, don't forget to write your name, sex, 321 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,902 and an emergency contact number in indelible marker 322 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,362 somewhere on your body, 323 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,864 ideally on an arm and a leg 324 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,826 in case of a possible, but unlikely... 325 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,035 dismemberment. 326 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,538 On behalf of the Reno Sheriff's Department, 327 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,290 we'd like to thank you for visiting Reno, 328 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,917 and will do everything we can 329 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,962 to help ensure your safety while you're here. 330 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,338 And we hope that you'll see 331 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:03,300 that we're trying to turn our F grade for crime 332 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,760 into an E... 333 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,137 for effort. 334 00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,941 [Jones whistling] 335 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,987 [continues whistling] 336 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,461 JONES: I wanna read you something. 337 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,005 [inhales] 338 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,090 JONES: Why don't you listen? 339 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,425 [sighs] 340 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,218 It's from my... 341 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,012 JIM: Ohh... 342 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,722 - You guys okay? - JAMES: Yeah. 343 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,265 - JIM: Yeah. - TRUDY: Mm-hmm. 344 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,474 [cop clears throat] 345 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,728 It's from my show called Fences. 346 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,688 "Cause I know... 347 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:03,485 what happens to the raisins when they get left out. 348 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,404 I know--" 349 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:09,116 Hey! Hey, I'm over here. 350 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,660 Thanks, pal. 351 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,831 Hi, guys, it's me. Raisin. 352 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,291 Did you know that 353 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,502 African Americans made the first peanut. 354 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,004 It's true. 355 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,881 You... You can't invent a plant. 356 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,259 I don't think you can invent a peanut. 357 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,137 No. I think the dude made things with peanuts, 358 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,555 and he got confused. - Yeah. 359 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,474 And that just shows a lack of research. 360 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,936 I think somebody invented cauliflower, 361 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,187 but that's white. 362 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,064 I once was a grape. 363 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,817 And now, I'm a raisin. 364 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,945 Get how that... 365 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,365 is kind of like how Black people feel? 366 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,283 [mellow piano music playing] 367 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,830 It is like how Black people feel. 368 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,417 JIM: Did we learn anything at Jonesteenth? 369 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,253 Oh! Abso-- Uh-huh! 370 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,798 Uh... Like, um... 371 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,468 [smacks tongue] Uh... 372 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,179 I never knew all the words to "Freak You" by Silk. 373 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,264 And I'm... And I bet I know them now. 374 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,143 ♪ Sometimes When you're outside ♪ 375 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,479 ♪ With the White experience ♪ 376 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,232 ♪ I want you to come inside ♪ 377 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,609 ♪ To the Black man's house ♪ 378 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,654 ♪ Where you're gonna Get freaked! ♪ 379 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,824 ♪ Let me freak you ♪ 380 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,162 ♪ Let me freak you ♪ 381 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,250 ♪ When I say "F" You say "F" ♪ 382 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,543 ♪ F ♪ 383 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,169 ♪ F ♪ - ♪ F ♪ 384 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:47,881 ♪ When I say "R" You say "R" ♪ 385 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,758 ♪ R ♪ - ♪ R ♪ 386 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,969 - ♪ R ♪ - ♪ R ♪ 387 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,262 ♪ F-R-eak ♪ 388 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:58,100 I never knew that the California raisin was... 389 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,103 capable of being that sexual. 390 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,313 It's a... It was a very sexy raisin vibe. 391 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,857 - I mean, you'd think... - Yeah. 392 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:07,443 ...it's not possible to be turned on by the raisin. 393 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,236 It works, it worked. 394 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,241 Hey, how're you doin' today? 395 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,743 - PERSON: Officer. - Hey, you wouldn't know 396 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,661 anything about a shitty brown van 397 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,914 that was just a getaway vehicle in a liquor store robbery? 398 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,249 PERSON: No, sir. 399 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,626 So I would not find three men and a woman inside? 400 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,961 PERSON: No. 401 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,463 All right, you don't mind if I take a gander, do you? 402 00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:28,964 - PERSON: No. - All right. 403 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,758 [robbers whispering] 404 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,641 [robbers whispering] 405 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,150 [Latino song playing] 406 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,954 Shit. 407 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,958 I do apologize. You have a nice day, all right? 408 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,966 JONES: A Bird on the Wing by Maya Angelou. 409 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,009 JIM: Ugh. 410 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,719 I know... 411 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,889 why the caged bird sings, 412 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:20,933 do you? 413 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,560 Bet you don't. 414 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,105 And I'm not telling. 415 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,815 [Travis snoring] 416 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,400 I know why-- Jim? Jim? 417 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,236 - I'll just have a pee. - Uh-uh. 418 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,153 I'm good. 419 00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:34,530 - Stop. - JIM: Yep. 420 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,281 - Put your hand down, dude. - That was my privilege, 421 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,534 trying to go pee, and I apologize. 422 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:42,496 When he did the whole thing about the movie White Girls... 423 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,789 pshew! 424 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,291 He called that a Reader's Digest version 425 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,293 of White Girls. 426 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,296 He cut, like, one scene. I've seen the movie. 427 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,006 That was the movie. 428 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,101 ♪ Hey, Antifa, you afraid? ♪ 429 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,855 ♪ Here come Angels Also beige ♪ 430 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:14,653 - ♪ Beige Angels ♪ - ♪ Beige Angels ♪ 431 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,029 Sound off! 432 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,656 Sound off. 433 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,283 We're gonna... We'll set this to N-U maybe, it'll be good. 434 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,659 It'll be good. I got it. I got it. 435 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,827 Beige Angels! 436 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,163 ALL: Beige Angels! 437 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,836 JONES: ♪ I have a buddy ♪ 438 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,256 ♪ That I unfold ♪ 439 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:38,051 ♪ I have my new buddy ♪ 440 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:41,597 ♪ Out of Botany Bay ♪ 441 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,223 Let's do this. 442 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,641 [funky music playing] 443 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:50,689 ♪ Let me lick you up and down Till you say stop ♪ 444 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:57,237 ♪ Let me play with your body Baby, make you feel hot ♪ 445 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:04,703 ♪ 'Cause tonight, baby I wanna get freaky with you ♪ 446 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,829 ♪ Wo-oh ♪ 447 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,497 TRAVIS: How many Black people are there? 448 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,374 More than there ever used to be, for sure. 449 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,584 - Is he gonna be... - Wow. 450 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,461 ...all the Black people? 451 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,421 ♪ Oooooooo ♪ 452 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,174 ♪ Oooo-oo-oo-oo ♪ 453 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,885 - [cheers and applause] - JIM: Wow. 454 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,179 Wow. - TRUDY: Oh, the ending. 455 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,597 The big ending! 456 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,391 More to come, guys. More to come! 457 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,060 "More to come?" 458 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,686 The next time he does his show, or right now? 459 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,396 Right now. There's more to come right now. 460 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,357 Guys, look, I just wanted to hear what you had to say. 461 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,733 - CHERISHA: Amazing! - PERSON: Oh, wow. 462 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,276 TRAVIS: Oh, wow, oh, yeah. 463 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,070 - Are you signing stuff now? - Uh, not yet. 464 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,780 - Okay. - You'll sign it at the end. 465 00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,198 I'll sign at the end. 466 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,783 I believe he said, "Hang"-- "I'm gonna hang out after, 467 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,409 and you can say hi." He did not. 468 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:45,702 - He had left the stage. - Yup. 469 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,247 Smoke machine going. We waited for... 470 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,790 - Quite a while. Yeah. - ...fifteen? 471 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,042 I wanna say 20 minutes, for the smoke to clear. 472 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,669 I mean, you can check out, see all the stuff, pretty neat. 473 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:54,962 He's gotten a little bit Hollywood. 474 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:56,171 Yeah.