1 00:00:03,294 --> 00:00:05,005 You know, I guess they rescued a bear, 2 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:07,465 and guess some Hells Angels up in Meth Country 3 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:08,717 had this poor little guy in here 4 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:10,176 and, uh, we're going to take him in. 5 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:13,221 He's going to be like the station mascot. 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,723 Teddy the crime bear. - Teddy! 7 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:16,808 Hey, how you doing, huh? Wait. Shh. Don't scare him. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,226 - [shushing] - [Frank shushing] 9 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,769 Don't scare it, don't scare it. 10 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:20,895 Hey. Hey. 11 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,313 We'll see if we can get him to come out here. 12 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,566 Hey. How you doing? - [laughs] 13 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:28,069 You want a granola bar? You want a granola bar? 14 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,904 You... Ow! [screaming] 15 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:32,490 Rizzo! Quick! Pepper spray, pepper spray! 16 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,159 Pepper spray! Pepper spray! - [screaming] 17 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,828 - [continues screaming] - [bear growling] 18 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,580 - Oh, shit. - Aah! 19 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:40,123 I missed it. Like, I-- 20 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,125 I told him not to do that shit. 21 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,212 [cheering] 22 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,971 - [Jim groans] - [crowd shouting] 23 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,266 Oh, my God! 24 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:02,645 [screaming] 25 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,825 - JIM: Good morning, gang. - Morning. 26 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,368 [radio chatter] 27 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,496 Either a banner-day or a dark day 28 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:20,955 here at the Reno Sheriff's Department, 29 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,708 we've, uh, finally gotten notification 30 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,293 from the brass on high 31 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:28,963 that, um... Trudy Wiegel, nincompoop, 32 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,799 functionally retarded adult woman 33 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,510 who's been with us for years, uh, 34 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,136 has been, I-I think... 35 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,597 I-I-I didn't see... Did you... Who saw the original fax? 36 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,307 No, we just know there's news coming... 37 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:40,975 - Oh, I thought it was official. - OFFICER: For the change-- 38 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,936 It's gotta be official. She gotta be fired. 39 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:46,064 Seems like... Seems like a sharp knife cuts clean. 40 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,859 Sayonara, Trudy. So we're just trying to make it nice. 41 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:51,027 JONES: Bon voyage. 42 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,570 - Yeah. Literally. - Let her go. 43 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:53,988 [mumbles] - TRAVIS: Yeah. 44 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,366 A good day for her is rolling on her mom's grave. 45 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:57,617 So we're trying to make it nice. 46 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,869 - Yeah. - JIM: Here she is. Here she is. 47 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,663 [clears throat] - [gasps] 48 00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:02,831 - Hey, hey. - Surprise. 49 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:04,165 - Surprise. - [cops cheering] 50 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,251 Oh, my God. 51 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,460 - Welcome aboard. - [laughs] 52 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,504 - Uh... - Guys... 53 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:10,797 [Clementine chuckling] 54 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,675 Oh, my God. I can't believe this is happening. 55 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:17,095 So they told you that I was made sergeant? 56 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,847 [radio chatter] 57 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:20,807 Yes. 58 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,476 And this is a surprise party for me. 59 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,353 - Hey. We got you hot dogs. - All your favorites. 60 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,604 We got you pez. 61 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,148 - TRUDY: Oh, my God! - We decorated like Christmas 62 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,899 'cause we know you like Christmas. 63 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:33,278 ♪ For She's a Jolly Good Fellow For She's a Jolly Good Fellow ♪ 64 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:36,239 ♪ For She's a Jolly Good Fellow ♪ 65 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,532 Oh! 66 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,868 - ♪ And so say all of us ♪ - ♪ And nobody can deny ♪ 67 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,369 - [cops cheering] - [indistinct chatter] 68 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,164 - Those are all for you, Trudy. - Chocolate pez. 69 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:45,623 Do you have a napkin I can... 70 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,459 - Oh! Ooo! Oh, oh! - CLEMENTINE: Aww! 71 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,378 - We've always admired you. - CLEMENTINE: That was pretty. 72 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,005 We knew this was coming. 73 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,214 - There you go. - Oh! 74 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,424 - There you go. - [chuckles] 75 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:55,842 We also want to present you with 76 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,219 all the money in the racist, um, commenter. 77 00:02:58,261 --> 00:02:59,971 Well, we want to give you back all that. 78 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,472 It was your money. - [laughter] 79 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,600 - Racist free fund. - You're glowin' today. 80 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:06,477 I've always... I've always been jealous of you, Wiegel. 81 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,146 - Would you like to put... - Wow... 82 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,856 Would you like us to put some pez on your hot dogs for you? 83 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,357 - I sure would. - Sure, sure. Yeah. 84 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,775 - Hey, Wiegel-- - Then we'll go to the lido deck 85 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:13,985 for some shuffleboard. 86 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,195 - Yeah. - Oh, my. 87 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,655 This is the greatest day of my entire life. 88 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,657 And you know who our guest stars are today? 89 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:23,661 Adrienne Barbeau, Robert Stack, and the Village People. 90 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:27,457 - [laughs] - [cheers and applause] 91 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:28,625 I love you all. 92 00:03:28,666 --> 00:03:31,169 - And we love you. - And we love you, Trudy. 93 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,295 We love you. 94 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,588 CLEMENTINE: You're the prettiest. 95 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,506 - Take it. - We love you. 96 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:38,384 Oh, shit. She's stroking out. She's stroking out. 97 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:39,385 [flatlinging] 98 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:40,720 We're losing her! 99 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:41,888 Aaah! 100 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,431 Oh, no! Oh, no! 101 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,559 [Jones speaking in slow motion] - [Jim mumbling] 102 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:47,936 CHERISHA: Ugh. 103 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,105 Are we interrupting you? 104 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,774 - Mm? - JIM: Um... 105 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:55,318 Hrarr Manoogian is going to need to be transferred to... 106 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,653 - JAMES: Got it. - JIM: RCA. 107 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:57,737 You didn't hear what I said? 108 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:58,863 - TRUDY: Jim? - Yeah. 109 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:02,492 Did I miss, um, shuffleboard or... 110 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:03,952 No, I'm just saying words. 111 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,411 Words are just coming out of my mouth. 112 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,497 I'm awake in here and ready to work. 113 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:08,623 What happened? 114 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,333 - Shuffleboard? - Trudy, did you p... 115 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:12,252 Did you go make a pee? - A little bit. 116 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:15,380 When the diaper gets full, you got to change it. 117 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,589 [chuckles] 118 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,299 JIM: See, now you're choosing to pee with it... 119 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,260 That's... You're just... That's just letting loose. 120 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:27,934 - [siren beeping] - JIM: Wow. 121 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,394 Well, well, well, well, well, well, well. 122 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,187 TRAVIS: Whoa! Whoa-ho, whoa-ho. Whoa! 123 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,689 - No, sir! - Whoa. 124 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:33,815 - Nope. - No. 125 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,858 - How old are you, bro? - Eleven. 126 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,069 - You're 11 years old? - Yes, sir. 127 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,279 You see something wrong with this? 128 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,446 I do. I do. 129 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:41,823 I see something wrong with this, too. 130 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:43,116 Red flag. 131 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:44,701 First of all, thanks for being out. We do appreciate it. 132 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:46,035 Yeah, do you want some water 133 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,412 or anything? - Want water or anything? 134 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,788 We're not supposed to thank you, 135 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,123 but... but obviously, we thank you. 136 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,582 - Thank you. - Thank you. 137 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,209 And you know what I'd never, ever want to see again, 138 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,128 in this town or in this great state? 139 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:56,963 [Travis beeping] 140 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:57,964 What is that bullshit? 141 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,257 First of all you got to be... 142 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,883 - Twenty-one. - ...21 to smoke, 143 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,302 and second of all, you gotta-- you got one? 144 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,513 Once you become, you become a... - I don't. I don't. 145 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:06,764 JIM: I got you. 146 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,726 Once you get this monkey on your back, it does not, um... 147 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,102 Sweet gun, by the way. 148 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,770 It's ver-- It's a pretty nice-- That's a... That's a AK. 149 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,147 - Yeah, AK-47. - And then, um, 150 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:15,565 you wake up and you want a cigarette. 151 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,066 You go to sleep and you want a cigarette. 152 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,526 - You turn the gas up on it. - I gotta-- 153 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:21,654 You know that's a real grenade, right? 154 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,490 Fuck it! 155 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,616 Shit! 156 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,285 [explosion] 157 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,083 Car's okay. Phew. 158 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,878 - Thank you for your service. - Thank you for your service. 159 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:37,962 Yeah. 160 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,797 You're sure you don't want a water anything? 161 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,174 You all right? Okay. 162 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,092 Oh, there's a lighter in the car. 163 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,850 - What a red-letter day. - Whoo! 164 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,101 Yeah! 165 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,520 It's a brisk 109 degrees up here in the Truckee Pass, 166 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:56,898 and we are having our first annual... 167 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:57,899 [cop humming] 168 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,233 If there's one thing we hate, 169 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,152 it's motherfucking lupus. - Yup. 170 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,528 - Yeah. - Fuck you, lupus. 171 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,197 We've invited a... a bunch of the other, uh, 172 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,866 law enforcement agencies in the region. Uh, I think... 173 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,869 - Sparks is running late. Yeah. - Sparks is running late. 174 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,412 Truckee's, uh... Truckee's en route. 175 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,665 I've been sending a-aggressive letters to all of them, 176 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,834 so be ready... - Oh, holy shit. 177 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:17,752 [explosion] 178 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:19,128 Oh! Fuck. Hatzolah. Hatzolah. 179 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,964 Oh, it's the Jewish police. Oh... Oh, shit. 180 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,300 Hey, we are Hatzolah. 181 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,386 - OFFICERS: Hey. - TRUDY: Hey, guys. 182 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,179 - Ah, yes. I'm very good. - How you doing? 183 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,431 Hey, great to see you. - It's good to see you, too. 184 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,599 Hi, how are you? Yeah. 185 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,935 Jim, we are the Jewish Super Police. 186 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:36,354 Yes, yes. You're gonna do the fun fair with us. 187 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,855 Yes. We're going to win these games. 188 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,524 [laughs] 189 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,609 That was fighting words, Hatzolah. 190 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,111 [laughter] 191 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,529 The only bad guy here, I think, 192 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,697 if we all remember right is, uh... 193 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,117 No, just give it. It's... It's safer. It's safer. 194 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:52,954 The only bad guy here is... - You guys. 195 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,330 - JONES: No. Lupus. - TRAVIS: Lupus. 196 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:55,832 - CHERISHA: Lupus. - JONES: Lupus. 197 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:58,918 Do you guys hate lupus as much as you hate Jesus? 198 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,587 Okay, so we're going to do this or what? Good. 199 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,172 We're gonna have a great one. Oh, hey. We're gonna do it. 200 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,799 - Good. - And may the best... 201 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,717 I was gonna say religion. That was super weird. 202 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,219 - Super weird. - May the best... 203 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,389 No. May the only loser [chuckles] by lunchtime be... 204 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,599 - OFFICERS: Lupus. - You guys. 205 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,226 - Let's do it, guys. - Come on, guys. 206 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,477 JIM: Let's do it. Let's do it. 207 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,187 CHERISHA: You're gonna have to wander... 208 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:20,189 You may not be in a legal parking spot... 209 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,149 RSD, RSD. 210 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,650 We got one shot at this. 211 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,485 I vote we wow 'em with the dance. 212 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:26,487 - No. Please. Please, no. - Come on, man. 213 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,239 Five, six, seven, eight. 214 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,324 ♪ Yes, we do, yes, we care ♪ 215 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:32,452 ♪ Reno Law Enforcement Fun Fair ♪ 216 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:34,370 ♪ Yes, we do, yes, we care ♪ 217 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,581 ♪ Reno Law Enforcement Fun Fair ♪ 218 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:39,876 [cheering] 219 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,129 [mumbling] 220 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,798 - Back the fuck up, because... - Back it up, guys. Back it up. 221 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,341 We're going to have a lot of fun. 222 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,051 Okay, ready for potato sack? - JONES: Yeah, yeah. 223 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:51,846 - Ready for potato sack race? - JIM: Potato sack. Yay! 224 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,056 - Okay. - TRAVIS: Can we, can we get up? 225 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,142 Yeah, get up. Let's have some fun. 226 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:08,446 Hello, it's your friends at the Reno Sheriff's Department. 227 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,740 You've probably heard on social media 228 00:08:10,781 --> 00:08:11,991 that we recently found 229 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,660 a necklace made from humongous horse penises. 230 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,788 In reality, we didn't find this bizarre piece 231 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,707 of nightmarish jewelry, no. 232 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,417 Someone mailed it to us. 233 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,252 And to be completely transparent, 234 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,587 as is our new policy, 235 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:27,965 someone actually mailed us two of these necklaces 236 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,594 made from dried up... humongous horse penises. 237 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:35,556 At first [chuckles] we thought it was some kind of knackwurst, 238 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,350 or Oktoberfest sausages, 239 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:40,770 dried and fashioned with some turquoise detailing, 240 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,647 but on closer inspection... 241 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:44,982 nope. 242 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,734 Why were the names of so many of our deputies, 243 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:47,860 my own included, 244 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,947 engraved onto these dried horse penises? 245 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:52,365 It seems kind of like voodoo, 246 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:55,326 or maybe a threat, or possibly both. [chuckles] 247 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,786 It's, uh... It's distressing. 248 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:59,705 So, if you or anyone you know or anyone you've seen 249 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,166 or even a mysterious drifter or someone down the block 250 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,794 that you suspect might have done something like this, 251 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:08,297 why not take a couple seconds and drop an email 252 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,633 to humongoushorsepenisinfo 253 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,594 @renosheriffsdepartment.org? 254 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,138 We would love... [chuckles] 255 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,807 ...to hear from you. 256 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,183 For reals. 257 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:27,858 TRAVIS: Cindy. 258 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,235 - Hey, boo. - Nice. Thank you. 259 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,361 Can I ask you something? 260 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:33,614 Did you change the password to get into the computer? 261 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,576 - Of course I did. - And what did you change it to? 262 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:37,785 Okay, come on. Sit down. 263 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,412 Log into your account. - Okay. 264 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,163 First letter is "V." 265 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:45,084 - "B" as in boy? - "V" as in Victor. 266 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:46,586 Okay. - "V" as in Victor. 267 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,795 The number "2" and "3." 268 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:50,047 - "2" and "3." - And then "B." 269 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:53,134 - "D" as in... - "B" as in boy. 270 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,677 - "B" as in boy. - Okay. 271 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,345 And then, ready? This is the easy part. Are you ready? 272 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,222 [speaking Chinese] 273 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:01,267 - "W"... - In Chinese, honey. 274 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,894 You need to use... change it to international keyboard. 275 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:07,815 - Ctrl, alt, del, num lock. - Cont... Ctrl... 276 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:08,816 Okay. 277 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,818 So I just won't use the computers. 278 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,361 You have to learn. Everyone here 279 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,779 knows how to speak Chinese already. 280 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,156 Nobody here knows how to speak Chinese. 281 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,991 Garcia don't even speak Spanish. 282 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,951 Cindy... [speaking Chinese] 283 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,787 Oh, Jonesy... [speaking Chinese] 284 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:22,955 [Jones laughs] 285 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,582 [Cindy and Jim speaking Chinese] 286 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,250 - [speaking Chinese] - [laughs] Uh-how! 287 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,669 Okay, so who... what was it? "Wo-ha-nee?" 288 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:29,920 Yeah. You got. 289 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,551 - JIM: Prrrrrr... - OFFICERS: ♪ We got spirit ♪ 290 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,719 ♪ Yes, we do ♪ 291 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,554 ♪ We got spirit How about you? ♪ 292 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:41,015 ♪ We got spirit, yes, we do ♪ 293 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,308 ♪ We got... ♪ 294 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:46,312 Okay, on the count of shalosh. 295 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:51,025 Echad. Shtayim. Shalosh. 296 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,485 [groaning in pain] 297 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:56,155 Oh, man down. Man down, Man down. 298 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,239 Are you okay? 299 00:10:57,281 --> 00:10:59,408 [music playing] 300 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,374 [thud] 301 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,125 Hey, guys, party foul. 302 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,210 - [thud] - Aah! 303 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:12,171 Fuck! Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, God! 304 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,799 - [grunting] - PERSON: Winner! 305 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,885 [speaking Hebrew] 306 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,553 It's not a great day, 307 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,389 but here's where we turn that around. 308 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,182 - Boom! - Jim, why are you so... 309 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,851 I... Because my back hurts. I think my wrist is broken. 310 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:26,769 All right! 311 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,523 This one is called the egg relay. 312 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:31,774 [Jones laughs] 313 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,943 You're gonna do 'em chicken style, chicken style. 314 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,444 Chicken style, chicken style. 315 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,154 Don't drop your egg, get to the end. 316 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,615 Flap like a hen, get your egg back. 317 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,991 Should I call it on shalosh? 318 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,451 No, no, no, no. You know what? We'll do it. 319 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,661 We'll... We'll... That's okay. - Okay. 320 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,247 And three, two, one. 321 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:47,540 Aah! Aah! 322 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:48,916 - Hey! Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa! 323 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,334 - Good shooting, shalosh . - Aah... 324 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,752 OFFICER: Dude, you brought a sniper? 325 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,087 How are you going to win egg race 326 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,256 if you don't bring sniper? [laughs] 327 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,222 If you're like us, 328 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,683 sometimes you're stuck on the job for hours on end 329 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,017 and every once in a while, 330 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,645 you just need a little pick-me-up, like... 331 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,147 BOTH: COP tarts. 332 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,358 Each one of these babies has enough protein sugar, 333 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,486 caffeine and testosterone for a 48 hour shift. 334 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,446 BOTH: Mm. 335 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,281 Plus every box of COP tarts 336 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,116 comes with two packs of smokes, 337 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,784 a stick of gum, breath mints, 338 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,786 beef jerky, two Xanax, a rubber, 339 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,246 and a crossword puzzle. 340 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,958 Best thing about COP tarts, there's a surprise in every box. 341 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,168 Hey! 342 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,211 I got to Tequila Sunrise. 343 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,463 And oooh, 344 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,507 I got a confiscated Schedule 2 controlled substance. 345 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,134 [sniffing] 346 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:41,635 FRANK: COP tarts. 347 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,430 Order yours with the next order 348 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,640 of law and order. 349 00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,236 [dance music playing] 350 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,159 - Are they looking at us? - I don't think so. 351 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,077 No. Just wave and act like we're fine. 352 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,245 Okay. 353 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,206 Hey. - Hey. 354 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,290 Unh. 355 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,875 I don't want to get hurt anymore at all. 356 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,627 Me neither, Jim. I don't either. 357 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,086 I just want to go home. 358 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,963 This is gonna sound stupid, but we just pick up the table 359 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:19,715 and start quietly walking away. [speaks indistinctly] 360 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,550 Like when you steal a painting in a museum like... 361 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,760 Hundred percent exactly right. 362 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,178 This is a terrible halftime speech. 363 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,638 Damn it. This is... The halftime speech 364 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,389 was "let's shit the bed and run." 365 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,557 Wait. We shit the bed, 366 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:29,975 we're running because we shit the bed. 367 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,435 I thought that was the expression. 368 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,853 - What are we doing? - I just want to go. 369 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,188 I don't want to shit on anything. 370 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,856 JIM: Don't worry. We'll just go. 371 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,525 PERSON: Shalom, babies. Everybody having a good time? 372 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,651 Yeah. 373 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,236 - Great time. - We bring you a little drink. 374 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:41,570 - JIM: Oh! - TRUDY: Oh! 375 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,572 This is what we drink. We like it very much. 376 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:47,618 This is a mineral water, fruits, vegetables, 377 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,203 and, uh, many, many chemicals. 378 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,664 - Oh, thank you so much. - JAMES: It's hissing. 379 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:53,374 It's okay. No polonium. 380 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,333 No what? 381 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,001 No polonium, don't worry. 382 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,169 Why would you bring that up? 383 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,462 Because people worry 384 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,005 when Russian drinks are involved, polonium. 385 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,258 No Russian polonium. - Never heard of that. 386 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,926 - Mm-hmm. - JIM: Is it making a sound? 387 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,095 - It hisses just a little bit. - Okay. Yeah. 388 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,639 - That is the sound of health. - Do you hear that? 389 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,100 Hey, uh, on the DJing front... 390 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:12,726 - Oh, yeah. - Amazing. 391 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,395 - That is good. - Amazing. 392 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,604 [applause] 393 00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:19,692 In Israel, I am known as DJ Sandra Bullock Fan. 394 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,652 It's weird. It sounds like Sandra Bullock. 395 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,779 Yes, DJ Sandra Bullock Fan. 396 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,073 - Does it get louder? - It's... It's gotten louder 397 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,658 since the time we started our conversation. 398 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,201 Will con... Will continue to increase in volume. 399 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,120 - Oh, neat. - Come on, Dangle! 400 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,830 You got it! - [Jim whooping] 401 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,998 Get it, Dangle, get it! 402 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,791 Wanna hear that pinata pop, buddy. 403 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,293 You got it! 404 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,169 [officers screaming] 405 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,713 JIM: Shit! Shit! 406 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:44,049 [continue screaming] 407 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,389 Shit! 408 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,308 We're alive. We're alive. 409 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,101 [Jones whimpering] 410 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,352 We're alive. 411 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,856 [Jones continues whimpering] 412 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,065 I don't like this. 413 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,567 Where did the candy go? 414 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,824 I'm Mayor Dwayne Hernandez. 415 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:09,950 That's right! 416 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,410 You just have to refer me as the mayor 417 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,870 even though I haven't been mayor in years. 418 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,872 That's a title you can't take away from me 419 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,790 like you've taken everything else. 420 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,418 - [pop] - I'm running for re-election. 421 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,378 And you may ask yourself, "Why now?" 422 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,588 Because you need me. 423 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,089 The city needs me. I don't need you guys. 424 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:26,050 I don't need you assholes, you need me 425 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,177 because your city's falling apart. 426 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,303 [pop] 427 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,680 This guy I'm running against, Danny Cooper, 428 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,557 he's a pussy. 429 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,184 [pop] 430 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,144 He blew us all in college. He didn't tell you that, huh? 431 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,730 You need a mayor that has balls, 432 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,690 that gives a shit! 433 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,568 And I'll tell you this, huh, 434 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,528 my dick is bigger than his. 435 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,950 I won't abandon you, Reno. 436 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:52,618 [pop] 437 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:53,661 Shit. 438 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,664 I'm not even allowed to leave the house. 439 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:59,917 So vote for me, Mayor Dwayne Hernandez, 440 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,252 or I'll find out where you live. 441 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,172 I'll find out where your kids go to school. 442 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:09,218 I'll find out where your fucking dogs get groomed. 443 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,054 Huh... 444 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,431 Mm. 445 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,308 Let's go get some blow... [coughs] 446 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,019 ANNOUNCER: Vote to re-elect Dwayne Hernandez, Mayor. 447 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,400 Do you see it? 448 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,777 - Right here? - Right here, do you see it? 449 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,363 - There's nothing right here. - You can't see it, right? 450 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,281 - No. - [chuckles] 451 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,825 This is our new tank. 452 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:35,953 - No. - Yeah. 453 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,496 This is invisible tank. You cannot see it. 454 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,124 It's stealth technology but enhanced. 455 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,417 But there's nothing there. 456 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,751 There's nothing there, so cross the street. 457 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,128 But there's nothing there. 458 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,130 That's right. So cross the street, tough guy. 459 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:49,967 See? 460 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,677 You were right. I was wrong. I was kidding. 461 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:52,845 [clang] 462 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,638 I told you, it's tank. 463 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,890 [dance music playing] 464 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,314 Good game. Good game. 465 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,567 Good game. Good game. 466 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,610 You can't. I know, I know, I know. 467 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,948 I guess this is yours, huh? 468 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,283 Oh, thank you very much. 469 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,744 Uh, this is, uh, well earned for our team. 470 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,037 Yes, this is for you. 471 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,413 These are your weapons. - Thank you very much. 472 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,789 Uh, thank you guys so much. 473 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,249 - Thank you very much. - It was a great day. 474 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,709 - JAMES: Congratulations. - Thank you. 475 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,127 Can someone... I can't hold it. I'm sorry. 476 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,295 Maybe we do it again next year. 477 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,546 In the meantime, practice. 478 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,089 - Yeah, practice. - Uh, get sniper, okay? 479 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,841 We'll... We'll practice and get sniper. 480 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,217 Do you want to see... 481 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,887 I'm going to be DJing on the Playa next weekend. 482 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,264 There is going to be MP3s for sale. 483 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,516 So everybody bring your shekels, okay? 484 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,185 - [both chuckle] - Jack: I'll... I'll be there. 485 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,270 Okay. Shalom, baby. - CHERISHA: Shalom. 486 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,981 We are Hatzolah. Hey! 487 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,107 Bye. 488 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,236 [marching music playing] 489 00:17:58,869 --> 00:17:59,953 [sniffs] 490 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:01,955 Um... 491 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,332 Seriously... 492 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,085 Do people want to carpool to see him DJ at the Playa, 493 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,628 or what do you... or what do you want to do? 494 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,630 - Yeah, I'm... I'm up for that. - JIM: Yeah? 495 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,641 Somebody called and it's probably a fucking goof, 496 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,435 but, uh, they've reported a... 497 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,355 creepy clown in the woods. 498 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,525 What the fuck is that? 499 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:30,943 - JACK: That's a creepy clown. - Hey! Hey! 500 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,069 JACK: Come on out, buddy. 501 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,862 - Hey. Hey. - Hey! Hey. 502 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,781 I hate to be that guy, 503 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,617 but we got a call... [sighs] 504 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,286 Fuck it. We got a call about a creepy clown in the woods. 505 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,162 In these woods? 506 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,581 - Very specifically, yes. - I'll keep an eye out. 507 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,960 - Uh, no, sir. Sir. [whistles] - Hey. Hey, hey, hey! 508 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,128 Sir? 509 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,546 Dang it to heck. 510 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,633 If you don't match the description... 511 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,801 Tread lightly. 512 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,511 If you're gonna say all clowns look alike. 513 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,304 [stutters] That's not as very remotely what I said. 514 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,056 - And I look creepy? - That... No one said that. 515 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,307 Not the look! 516 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,226 It's the fact that you don't have context of a party. 517 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,229 I'm hitchhiking, and I'm not hitchhiking to hitchhike. 518 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,398 I'm hitchhiking because I'm going to a... 519 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,691 I'm going to a kid's party. 520 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,776 I just feel... I don't feel safe right now. 521 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,444 - You don't feel safe? - Oh, my gosh. 522 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,698 If I had a nickel... What's your name, sir? 523 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,283 Come on, man. 524 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,409 Bingo. 525 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,035 - Bingo's a clown name? - No. 526 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,746 Come On Man is my name. You got it right. 527 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,665 And I said bingo 'cause you nailed it. 528 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:27,833 - I understand. - All right. 529 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,084 You're an employed clown, 530 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,587 you're not just lurking in the woods? 531 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,630 Those are your words, not mine. 532 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,342 Do you have some documentation that would show us 533 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,844 you are a professional clown, 534 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,095 you're a union, uh... 535 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,680 What do you want me to do? You want me... 536 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,890 You want me to tell you some jokes? 537 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,057 Yes. Ver... Yes. 538 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,475 I get paid money to tell jokes, man. 539 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,852 I'm not gonna just tell... 540 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,562 JIM: You... But you don't have any identification? 541 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,397 Do I just come to your house and I'm like, "Hey, uh, 542 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,649 hey, plant some evidence." - Okay, don't do it. Don't do-- 543 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,401 "Hey, shoot a Black guy." 544 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,736 - Hey. - Hey. 545 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,363 Whoa! Whoa! - I see what you're doing there. 546 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,406 My car broke down. 547 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,616 Where's the car that broke down? 548 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,992 Because we can call that in. 549 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,077 I would say about three and a half miles that way. 550 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,412 How big's your car? 551 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:06,955 You know, it's like the size... 552 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,374 It can fit, like, maybe 40-50 clowns. 553 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,542 Okay, that checks out. 554 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,127 JAMES: Just prove you're a clown. 555 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,296 I'm not gonna... Why don't you prove you're a cop? 556 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,757 All right, okay. - Never do that. 557 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:18,175 Give me, like, something to juggle. 558 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,843 - What do I got? I got this. - Don't. Why-- 559 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,762 - Okay, that... that'll work. - Yeah? Will that work? 560 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,513 Here, get ready. - Usually I like everybody to go 561 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,974 "Come On Man. Come On Man." 562 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,185 - Is this what the kids do? - That's my name. 563 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,772 - Come On Man. Come On Man. - [laughs] 564 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,190 Come On Man. 565 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,983 Come On Man. - You want me to juggle? 566 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,151 Come On... 567 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,111 Good enough for me. - All right? 568 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,821 - Thank you very much. - So, I mean, this is like... 569 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,698 This is-- - So sorry. Have a great night. 570 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,200 You don't have to. It's okay. 571 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,994 Okay, guys, why don't you go drive through a protest? 572 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,120 Oh, come on, man. 573 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,580 - Bingo. - Fuck. 574 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,332 Fucking fell for it, man. 575 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,416 I will say... 576 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,502 hardly anybody can juggle these days 577 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:55,254 and that was pretty solid. 578 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,797 I mean, people used to be able to juggle, 579 00:20:56,838 --> 00:21:00,175 they can also do great mouth noises.