1 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:02,293 JIM: Um... Good morning, gang. 2 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:03,712 - Morning. - Good morning. 3 00:00:03,753 --> 00:00:07,215 That, um... the app that sends you Amish dudes 4 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,050 to do... make your furniture and stuff. 5 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,301 Yeah, they're good. 6 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,721 They're also non-Amish at all, it turns out. 7 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,222 Uh, they don't have the funny beards? 8 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,682 No. They don't have the funny beards. 9 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:18,184 Hey, Jim. Jim, this just came in. 10 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,978 It looks like shit's going down. 11 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:22,731 From BLM. 12 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,232 - Yep. - JIM: Expect... 13 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,192 [stutters] Burns are setting... - What? 14 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,319 Black Lives Matter are setting 40 to 50 fires... 15 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:30,864 - Lots of fires, yep. Mm-hmm. - JIM: ...in Reno? 16 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,365 Fuck. - TRAVIS: What do we do, Jim? 17 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:35,493 We... think! Shut up! We shut up and think! 18 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,661 [Trudy whimpers] 19 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,954 Shut up, shut up. 20 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,414 Hey, you guys are in trou-- You guys are in trouble. 21 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:40,915 You're in trouble with us. 22 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,584 - Fuck. - JIM: Well, battle stations... 23 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:43,918 First of all battle stations. 24 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,253 - Let's get out the riots. - That's shields. 25 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:46,713 Let's get out the riots. Let's go. 26 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:49,090 [screaming] 27 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,635 Go, go, go. 28 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:54,763 - Get go. - What? 29 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,765 - What the hell? - Thank God you're here. 30 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:57,891 [exhales] 31 00:00:57,932 --> 00:00:59,642 What's... What's the problem, guys? 32 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:01,186 It's just the Bureau of Land Management. 33 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,688 There's been a few controlled fires, it's all. 34 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,523 - Uh, BLM? - Yeah. 35 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,901 Bureau of Land Management. Is there trouble? 36 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:09,736 Nope. 37 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,529 - JIM: Good drill, guys. - Great drill. 38 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,531 We got to keep this clear by the way, guys. 39 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:14,824 - Yes, sir. - Yeah, of course, Greg. 40 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:17,243 You don't have to... Good. Hi. 41 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:21,206 [cheering] 42 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,090 - [Jim groans] - [crows shouting] 43 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:33,384 Oh, my God! 44 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,764 [screaming] 45 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,903 Show of hands. How many of you have... 46 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,239 There was a second part 47 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,406 to the sentence. - Oh. 48 00:01:55,448 --> 00:01:59,536 How many folks have... Tik Toks? 49 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:00,829 - [ laughter] - Tik, what? 50 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,163 Tik Tok accounts. 51 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,331 - Tik To-- - Oh, yeah. 52 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,582 Hey, Jim, just so you know, 53 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,167 they disappear right after they're done. 54 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,752 I've done so much fucked up... - JIM: You're thinking... 55 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,379 You're thinking of a different thing. 56 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,464 - No, no, no, they disappear. - JIM: Tik Toks don't disappear. 57 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:13,049 Don't tell me that. No, no, no, no, no. 58 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:16,094 [stutters] Jim, what we do on our private time 59 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,388 is what we do on our private time. 60 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:21,349 I'm like a thousand percent sure they disappear. 61 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,809 This... this all of this... 62 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,144 JONES: Don't regulate this, Jim. 63 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,395 ...belongs to the city. 64 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:28,857 I was doing a twerk shop to raise money... 65 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,609 for the children. 66 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,735 Is that wrong? 67 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:33,903 Well, the city's mad. 68 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,446 This is First Amendment stuff here. 69 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,408 What if I'm shooting something that's a non-profit? 70 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:39,534 Is your thang in it? 71 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,952 Is your thang in it? - Yeah. 72 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,704 Is your uniform in it? 73 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:43,580 Yeah. 74 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:44,956 You're not monetizing that? 75 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,916 It's for children for his not for profit. 76 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,752 So, yeah, his dick is in it, his uniform is in it. 77 00:02:49,794 --> 00:02:51,337 He's trying to save the children. 78 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:54,674 U, what does the city have to say about that and why? 79 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:58,178 Did you ever get to the policy on Tik Toks? 80 00:02:58,219 --> 00:03:00,930 Uh... I think it's anything goes. 81 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,891 Oh, no, I'm sorry. What it actually was... was, 82 00:03:02,932 --> 00:03:06,186 if you're, uh, monetizing it, the city gets a cut. 83 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,520 That's what it was. 84 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:15,653 The Sheriff's Department retirement plan is... 85 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,239 It's shit. They don't give you anything. 86 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:19,657 Junior's only retirement... 87 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,035 You know, that Junior's saving up, uh, Camel Cash. 88 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:24,621 Jones has like, uh... sells like latch Christmas wreaths 89 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:26,748 and latch hooks and things that say inspirational stuff. 90 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:28,208 That's the only one that's successful. 91 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,293 - That one's doing well. - [laughter] 92 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,045 But Cindy had a great plan. 93 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:35,381 Yeah, we are going to enter a dance circuit. 94 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:40,178 Meet your new favorite ballroom... seniors. [chuckles] 95 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,680 I make us qualified for the senior division 96 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,806 which is great news. 97 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,516 As of now, how much do we have this... 98 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,394 Well, Cindy keeps the money, but how much did you make? 99 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,104 Sixteen dollar seventy-five cent. 100 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,981 And a bunch of food coupons. 101 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,317 But if someone... [clears throat] 102 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:58,071 ...starts hitting those steps, working on his full splits, 103 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,364 I think we got a chance. 104 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,157 I could... I could also probably concentrate better 105 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,743 if I wasn't just living in a constant threat of violence. 106 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,788 Breathe. Find your center, find your center. 107 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,665 - You're not focusing. - [mumbles] 108 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:11,251 - Hmm. Hmm. - [mumbles] 109 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,460 You're on your knees too early. 110 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,711 Yes, I'm on my knees too early. 111 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:14,963 You are... I'm a flamenco. 112 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,506 I know, I know. I know! I know! 113 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:19,008 Worshiping me. What happened to the worshiping part? 114 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,301 Intensity. 115 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,595 Sex appeal. 116 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:23,888 Why are you counting with your mouth? 117 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,349 They can see you when you do that. 118 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:27,809 See? You see what... - I really... 119 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,936 I really need to pee or have a water, please. 120 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,396 - Okay. - Dr. Coach, see? You see? 121 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:33,064 - Yes, no water. No water. - No water or pee 122 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,357 until you nail this. 123 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,484 Five, six, seven, eight. 124 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,735 Two, three... 125 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,279 I'm behind, I'm behind, I'm behind, I'm behind, 126 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,697 I'm behind, I'm behind. 127 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:42,615 I can't get on it, I can't get on it. 128 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,534 Are you two even in the same room? 129 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,036 Don't change a thing, Cindy. Make a K. 130 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,164 - This is what you do... - I'm making a K. 131 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:51,374 I'm down. - Down. 132 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,875 And it's just like, it's too hot. 133 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,961 That looks like you're waving a fart away. 134 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,296 JIM: Don't do that. 135 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,051 PERSON 1: You're gonna love these. 136 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,929 - Thank you so much. - Enjoy. Enjoy those. 137 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,098 Oh, Mr. Alex, you lend them poppy seeds. 138 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,267 You just jump in... - Always a hit. 139 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,727 I noticed they don't have brownies. 140 00:05:10,768 --> 00:05:12,270 If you're interested in brownie, we got brownies. 141 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,855 You know, an interesting thing about brownies 142 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,482 is a lot of that ends up being very processed, 143 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:17,525 uh, ingredients... 144 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:18,568 CHERISHA: These are homemade. 145 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:19,736 They're not actually. 146 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:21,237 I bought them at the gas station. 147 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,281 I'm not gonna say anything bad about your baking. 148 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,242 It's your cause that I take issue with. 149 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,410 What do you teach? 150 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,954 Uh, I teach Geography and self-esteem. 151 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:30,997 Boring. 152 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,498 You should teach how to be a nerd. 153 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,543 Mr. Alex is the most amazing teacher. 154 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,295 You'd be lucky to even talk to him. 155 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,922 Mr. Alex, I, uh... - That's slave talk. 156 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,090 PERSON 1: What? 157 00:05:41,132 --> 00:05:43,009 When you use someone's first name with Mr... 158 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,552 My last name is Alex. 159 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,803 JACK: Uh, shit. 160 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,431 See, sensitivity training is a fucking waste of time. 161 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,016 PERSON 2: Hey, fuck you, guys! 162 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,560 Fuck you, guys! - Yeah, fuck you, guys. 163 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,854 MAN: No, no. No, you guys. 164 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,439 That guy's my neighbor. 165 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:57,607 ALEX: Can I... Can I help you? 166 00:05:57,648 --> 00:05:58,858 I wanna... I wanna help you 167 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,611 because I got into teaching... to help. 168 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,488 I see you as students right now. I wanna help you. 169 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,573 I think part of the problem might be your advertising. 170 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,408 I don't wanna be a grammar republican, 171 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:11,037 but "it's time to support us cops" 172 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,330 next to... 173 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,166 I... I guess the clock that you draw as a dementia test? 174 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,543 Uh... 'Cause, see, it only goes up to ten, right? 175 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,921 So, like, if you were having a stroke, that's how we'd know, 176 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:21,339 is you would try to draw a clock 177 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,507 and this is what it will look like. 178 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:23,758 TRUDY: Wow! 179 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,220 "To support us cops" actually isn't right either. 180 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,932 And if you don't mind, I kind of want to diagram the sentence... 181 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:34,769 You know what? You know... I need to see your permit. 182 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,897 - Permit? - Per... A what? 183 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,357 JAMES: Yeah. To sell in the park, you need a permit. 184 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,608 I'm going to need to see that. 185 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,901 We could probably overlook it 186 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,695 if you were to buy $75 worth of merch. 187 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,072 - Yep. - I could call the... 188 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,907 CHERISHA: And it goes on your record. 189 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,492 - TRUDY: Yeah. - Okay, yeah. No, we wanna... 190 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:51,536 We don't need any more brownies. We don't need... 191 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:52,703 We don't want brownies. 192 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,622 We've got lots of other stuff here. 193 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,710 PERSON 1: I mean, it would be getting a gun off the street. 194 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:01,712 Yeah, you know what? 'Cause... 195 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,965 We'll take the guns. 196 00:07:04,006 --> 00:07:05,049 We got this. 197 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,426 Actually if they take all this, 198 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:08,136 we don't have to carry this shit home. 199 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,388 You know what? I'd rather not re-catalog it, so, yeah, here. 200 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,598 These don't have gluten, right? 201 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,809 - Crispies, I don't think so. - It's rice. It's rice. 202 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,185 Thanks, guys. 203 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,478 Wait for me. 204 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,401 - How you doing, sweetie? - Good. 205 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,736 You... You're not allowed to fly these just anywhere. 206 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,448 I think you have to be an actual FAA pilot. 207 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,533 I need you to land it. 208 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,118 All right. 209 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,245 Put it down. That's right. 210 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,497 Put it down. Just put it down. 211 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,791 Whoa! Shit. 212 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,796 [girl laughs] 213 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:44,755 Shit. 214 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,548 Stop it. 215 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,049 Stop right now, please. 216 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:47,925 Stop it! 217 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,177 Shit. 218 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,139 GIRL: That's what you get. 219 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,606 - Cool stuff. - Can you see my back fat? 220 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,816 - DR: Do you wanna pick it up? - Should I make it higher 221 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,026 or is it better... 222 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,527 I want it to be evident, but not overly... 223 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:07,820 So you can tell I'm a senior still. 224 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:08,946 - Relatable. - You wanna know 225 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:09,989 he's a relatable senior. 226 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,908 Chicken coop, chicken coop. 227 00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:13,743 Five, six, seven, eight. 228 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:16,162 Get ready to explode. 229 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,705 Back to work. - I got hurt. I got hurt. 230 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:21,417 Leg cramp. No doctor for you until you nail it. 231 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:23,586 Forget... It's gone, it's gone. 232 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,254 - Are you proud of yourself? - No. 233 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,215 Proud of your performance today? 234 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,466 No, I was terrible. 235 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,092 So simple, put your feet down, be on fire. 236 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,219 That's all we ask. 237 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:32,720 - Cindy gets it. - Why am I not doing it? 238 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,139 So why am I not doing it if it's so simple apparently? 239 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,807 You feel like you deserve a drink of water? 240 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,684 - I don't. - For that performance? 241 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,145 - Dancers drink water. - Does... 242 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,314 Can I at least use the real bathroom though? 243 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,398 No. 244 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,775 You can use a real bathroom, 245 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:47,568 when you become a real dancer. - That's right. 246 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,736 That's what she says. 247 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,947 Jim is passionate. Jim is driven. 248 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,741 Jim brings energy. Jim brings face. 249 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,410 That is why we are kicking him out. 250 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:59,247 He's going on his own journey. - Mm-hmm. 251 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:02,208 And we are going directly... 252 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,627 to the Truckee Valley Senior Center. 253 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:05,711 Watch out. 254 00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,255 - Are you ready, Cindy? - Dr. and Cindy. 255 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,339 Okay. 256 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,299 One, two, three, and hit! 257 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,094 Apparently, I'm... I'm out of the dance squad. 258 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:16,222 Uh, they told me via text, but, um... 259 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,641 you know, bad news for my retirement plan. 260 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:22,520 But... I mean, I'm actually fine 'cause I'm... retirement... 261 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,649 retirement is almost... almost three years away from me. 262 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,192 Mandatory retirement. 263 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,613 Check, check, check. 264 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,115 That working over there Jones? - Yeah. 265 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,741 - All right. - You gonna do it? 266 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:37,743 - Yeah, you should... - Okay. 267 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:39,787 Hey, hey, Don. Come on in. 268 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,205 How are you? 269 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,082 I understand you boys lookin' for something? 270 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:46,002 [stutters] We're looking for... We're looking for organs. 271 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:49,338 - Oh, you looking for organs. - Bring in that body part. 272 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,008 All right. Now I can get you whatever you want. 273 00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,926 You want a kidney, I get you kidney. 274 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,721 You want a lung, I get you a lung. 275 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,055 You get me a lung. 276 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,224 You want a spleen, I get you a spleen. 277 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,643 But is that on a black market or what? 278 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,812 No, that's on eBay, motherfucker. 279 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,480 Of course it's on the black market. 280 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,566 - How much is it? - The fuck you talkin' about 281 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,984 is it on the black market? 282 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,111 No, that's an antsy motherfucking kidney. 283 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,030 What the fuck is he talking about? 284 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:17,199 He didn't mean that. How many of these kidneys have you sold? 285 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,577 I mean, how do I know? 286 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,996 That it work? - I'm sorry. This motherfuck-- 287 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,706 - You lookin' for references? - You know what? 288 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,125 No. No. Wait, I'm just saying how many? 289 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,128 I don't know. - You need to stop, okay? 290 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,379 S-T-O... 291 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,965 [stutters] Okay, I'm sorry. I thought I'd come... 292 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,216 You just relax. 293 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,593 I'm gonna go get you a goodie bag. 294 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,845 We're relaxed. You relax. 295 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,056 All right. All right. 296 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:41,557 [both scream] 297 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,767 My god. 298 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,894 - That's a human man. - That's a human man. 299 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,354 Well, what the hell? 300 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,147 How else do you think I'm gonna get organs, bitch? 301 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,149 It's fresh, you know. These are fresh organs. 302 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,026 Yeah, of course it's fresh. You're alive. 303 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,070 Wait, I thought this was gonna be just like a smorgasbord 304 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,738 where you're wrapped and labeled. 305 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,657 What do you think this is? Like a sushi restaurant 306 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:01,410 where I'm flying shit in from Japan and keeping it on ice. 307 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,204 I need money, you know. 308 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,747 It's a lot of money too, gentlemen. 309 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,415 - Wait, how much you makin'? - [mumbles] 310 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,209 Uh, hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars. 311 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,419 Hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars? 312 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,129 Hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars. 313 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,464 He get in a whole scoop. 314 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,675 I'll give you my kidney for $125,000. 315 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,635 That's way more money than I make a year. 316 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,844 Yeah, me too. 317 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:20,680 Listen, dude, I don't want this for you. 318 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,098 I got an alimony. 319 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,933 Well, I... I need the money more than you do. 320 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,309 For what? 321 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,311 [mumbles] You think a cop makes enough money 322 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,604 to pay for a TV... 323 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,315 No, this cop owes a lot in alimony. 324 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,110 - Shit. - Look what you did. 325 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,361 You make him leave. 326 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:38,072 Don lose all my money. You did it. 327 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,953 Snoop! 328 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,081 Snoop! 329 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:49,834 Drug sniffing dog got out last night. 330 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,252 Been looking all over for him. 331 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,797 There was a fish tribute band playing in the park, 332 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,716 and he was just going nuts. 333 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,259 Left the door open. 334 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,636 Snoop! 335 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,805 This will usually get him back. 336 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,808 If he gets a whiff of this, he just goes nuts. 337 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,101 Snoop! 338 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,480 Snoop dog. 339 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,280 Snoop! 340 00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:22,032 You know, they never ever should have legalized this shit. 341 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,245 Used to be such an easy bust. 342 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,538 Snoop! 343 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:32,293 Now that it's legal, it's like, it's all just regulation. 344 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,463 You gotta... measure how much they got. 345 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,507 If they got more than an ounce, you got to fine them. 346 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:42,386 Now it's like regulating, uh, fishing permits. 347 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,638 Now it's like measuring bass. 348 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,061 You should be, like, chasin' bootleggers. 349 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,688 It's fun. 350 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,316 Like Dukes of Hazzard. 351 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,609 The thing about Dukes of Hazzard 352 00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:00,905 is everybody criticizes Rosco's driving, 353 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:05,785 but that... the poor police work involved wasn't just driving. 354 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,412 Everybody knew where the Duke boys live. 355 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,915 Why didn't you just go to the house, 356 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,249 and serve a warrant? 357 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,501 Poor police work. 358 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,795 If there's anything that you take away today, Frank, 359 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,380 is that Dukes of Hazzard was fucked up. 360 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,673 It didn't make any sense. 361 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,383 You would cut Boss Hogg in 362 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:25,137 and he would be part of the bootleg operation... 363 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,306 and save on gas. 364 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:31,185 Maybe they did cut Boss Hogg in, I don't really remember. 365 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,895 Aah! 366 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,730 Oh, it's a beautiful day. 367 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,631 You're not allowed to take, uh, your bike in the elevator, 368 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,882 it turns out. 369 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,259 Aah! 370 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,677 That guy was not very nice. 371 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:06,303 Didn't know. Didn't know you can't take a bike 372 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,014 in an elevator, and I wasn't trying to be a dick. 373 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:12,852 Now I've got to do this. [panting] 374 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,694 [whirring] 375 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,869 His name is Jim. 376 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,704 They call him Jim. 377 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,103 JIM: Sheriff's Department. 378 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,396 Thank God. Thank God you're here. Thank God. 379 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,564 [people clamoring] 380 00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,940 I was supposed to close two hours ago. 381 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,400 This bachelorette party. They won't leave! 382 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,819 Look at this. They racked up $3,500 bill. 383 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,779 - No. - Yes, yes. 384 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,325 Hey, ladies! 385 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,493 Ladies in the house. 386 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:12,786 Yeah, you havin' fun? 387 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:16,206 Oh, my God. So you guys are here to serve us. 388 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,416 - Ladies. - Ladies. 389 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,208 What? 390 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,712 You got $3,500 tab. 391 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,088 So I suggest... - Don't you dare. 392 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,298 Don't you dare. Don't you dare. 393 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,466 Hello, ladies. 394 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,384 There he is. Take it off. 395 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:31,347 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Ladies. Ladies. Ladies. 396 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,848 That's not what's gonna happen. 397 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,225 He's not taking anything off. - Let me get a good look at it. 398 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,603 [exclaims] 399 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:38,938 That's my boyfriend. 400 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,564 You're past your time and you're going right now! 401 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,067 Stop that. Stop fighting. 402 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,110 Get 'em, ladies. 403 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,571 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 404 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,322 Hey! 405 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,699 [crowd screaming] 406 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,327 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 407 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,954 Come with me. Fan out. 408 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,747 [ stuttering] Oh, God. 409 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,002 Was that in the car? 410 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,295 Yeah, front seat. 411 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,421 Was the car locked? 412 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,382 - No. - Shit, that's on me. 413 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,259 That's no way to act. 414 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,719 Your dad, he's... 415 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,432 They cut the fuse. 416 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,059 Why is it dark? 417 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,477 TRAVIS: Did they get the fire alarm? 418 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,145 - They must have. - Shit. 419 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:21,313 Shit. 420 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,815 What's that? 421 00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,900 - Shitty music. - Shania Twain. 422 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,406 Fuck. 423 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,825 What is that? 424 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,119 Southern Comfort. 425 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,787 TRAVIS: Shit. 426 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,040 Keep it together. - Keep it together. 427 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,291 Keep it together. 428 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,711 - Shit. - What was that? 429 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,920 JONES: Stop it. Stop it. 430 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,672 Now we're freaking ourselves out. 431 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,715 CLEMENTINE: Dangle. 432 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,133 - Shit. - One o'clock. 433 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,764 JONES: Jim, they're probably getting stronger. 434 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,725 CLEMENTINE: Do you want me to taste it to make sure? 435 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:58,976 Yeah, yeah. 436 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,354 Mm. It's exactly what it looks like. 437 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,522 Shit. 438 00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,609 - Fire! - [screaming] 439 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,028 Oh, shit, shit, shit. 440 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,571 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 441 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,739 My bad. My bad. 442 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,198 I'm sorry. - How dare you have the right? 443 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,783 - TRAVIS: Okay, I'm sorry. - Hey, guys. 444 00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,043 This is Deputy Raineesha Williams 445 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,003 from the Reno Sheriff's Department, 446 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:29,840 here to talk to you about distracted driving. 447 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,133 You're behind the wheel, 448 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,386 but you want to send your friend a quick text to say 449 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,805 her butt look cute in her Insta post. 450 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,892 Well, what you should never do... 451 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,268 Shit. Hold on. 452 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,895 No way... 453 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,938 I am not going over there. 454 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:49,735 Keisha's boyfriend Darrell 455 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,446 is always with her. 456 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,739 Sorry about that. 457 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:57,242 If you absolutely have to text while you're driving, 458 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,411 then send an emoji. 459 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,455 I mean, they're quick and... 460 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,082 Shit. One-- 461 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:07,503 Didn't you date him in high school? 462 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,046 No. 463 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:09,880 Hell no. 464 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,716 You thinking of Leah. [chuckles] 465 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,468 Uh... 466 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,346 So sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Where was I? 467 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,181 Uh... 468 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,017 Uh... Right. Um... 469 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:28,273 Do not under any circumstances leave... 470 00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,401 your unwanted pets at the... 471 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:36,406 [stammers] at the Sheriff Station 'cause... trust me... 472 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,243 we don't want them any more than you do. 473 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,290 Hey, do you have Leon's number? 474 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:50,754 He's been looking good on Instagram. 475 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,047 [chuckles] 476 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,640 [music playing] 477 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,438 [cheering, laughing] 478 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,773 [mumbles] 479 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,276 No, no. Nothing. Never mind. 480 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,362 [gasping, screaming] 481 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,572 Who's that? 482 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:18,824 They're all around us, man. 483 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,201 - I'm not gonna die here. - They're all around us, man. 484 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,119 [shushing] 485 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,163 - Let's... - [shishing] 486 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,792 It's a blender. 487 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,003 That is... ten meters. 488 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,006 Five meters. 489 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,090 [cheering] 490 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,300 - Three meters. - Are we following it 491 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,467 or is it following us? 492 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,677 Get behind me. 493 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,138 Sheriff's Department. 494 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,515 [cheering] 495 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,850 Dildos, dildos, dildos! 496 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,144 [cheering] 497 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,399 We got... We got one! We got one! 498 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:53,650 Hey, buddy. 499 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,029 Let's get the fuck out of here. 500 00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,238 TRAVIS: Where's Dangle? 501 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,532 Where's Dangle? Jim. Where's Dangle? 502 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,117 Dang-- Dangle? 503 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,327 [cops gasp] 504 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,330 They got me with a whole heart of margarita. 505 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,290 Jesus Christ. 506 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,334 Ans the... And then the double... 507 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,045 - Double dildo. - They got me with the double... 508 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,255 - What are we gonna do, man? - JIM: Travis. 509 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,424 Take... Take it. 510 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,842 Just take it. Take it. 511 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,719 - Pay with the credit card? - [mumbles] 512 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,803 You heard him. Let's go. 513 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,513 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 514 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,641 PARTYGOER: I got one. I got one. 515 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,935 [screaming] 516 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:33,106 [gasping, screaming] 517 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,442 Oh! Ooh. 518 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,110 I'm in love with you. 519 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,737 Oh, my God. The barf breath. 520 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,322 Uh, the Reno Sheriff's Department 521 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,075 would like to take care of their tab, please. 522 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,117 Sure. 523 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,536 Uh, normally we do ask for a gratuity... 524 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,915 You know what? Thanks. - Just give it. 525 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,794 Actually I'll take a Mai Tai, I guess. 526 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:55,170 The bar's closed.