1 00:00:00,073 --> 00:00:03,076 I'm taking a trip down memory lane today. 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:07,539 Uh, my husband was executed 'cause he was a serial killer. 3 00:00:07,623 --> 00:00:10,186 And, um, so, a lot of the crime scenes 4 00:00:10,187 --> 00:00:11,669 haven't been looked at in a while 5 00:00:11,752 --> 00:00:13,295 and there's all kinds of DNA, 6 00:00:13,378 --> 00:00:15,589 and this was one of his. 7 00:00:15,673 --> 00:00:17,299 Makes me kind of emotional. 8 00:00:17,883 --> 00:00:21,261 So we're gonna see what kind of evidence we can find in here. 9 00:00:24,139 --> 00:00:25,808 Oh, yeah, this is spooky as shit. 10 00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:28,769 This definitely looks like a place that he would have come... 11 00:00:31,229 --> 00:00:33,315 and murdered the hell out of some people. 12 00:00:33,398 --> 00:00:35,359 The department gives me these kits. 13 00:00:35,442 --> 00:00:39,780 I'll be honest, I don't know what to do with any of this. 14 00:00:39,864 --> 00:00:41,699 These are just regular, old Q-tips, 15 00:00:41,782 --> 00:00:46,537 so I'm just get some of this and put it in an envelope. 16 00:00:47,078 --> 00:00:49,623 This will keep them busy for four or five days. 17 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:53,960 - This is a non-issue. - Sir... 18 00:00:54,044 --> 00:00:56,839 Oh, when you hear what I'm gonna say, you're gonna be like, 19 00:00:56,922 --> 00:00:58,549 "Oh, I apologize, Andrew." 20 00:00:58,632 --> 00:00:59,632 Just be quiet. 21 00:00:59,675 --> 00:01:02,636 You're buying a solo ticket to "stick time," OK? 22 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,681 Yeah, you're buying a group ticket to my fist. 23 00:01:05,764 --> 00:01:08,600 - Wait, what? Wait, what? - Wait, wait, wait. 24 00:01:08,684 --> 00:01:11,896 What that a mistake? Yes. But let me speak my story. 25 00:01:11,978 --> 00:01:12,979 Let me speak my story. 26 00:01:13,063 --> 00:01:15,733 - Andrew, let her speak her story. - Let her speak her story before... 27 00:01:15,734 --> 00:01:16,734 - Please. - Please. 28 00:01:16,735 --> 00:01:19,403 - Please speak your story, Angela. - Please, Andrew. 29 00:01:19,486 --> 00:01:20,947 - Angela. - Angela. 30 00:01:21,029 --> 00:01:23,950 - He was also masturbating. - Whoa. 31 00:01:24,032 --> 00:01:27,035 OK. OK. I'm not gonna fight that. 32 00:01:27,119 --> 00:01:30,957 Did I in fact pleasure myself at my seat? Yes. 33 00:01:31,039 --> 00:01:32,833 But that's not the issue. 34 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:35,127 That's not the issue. 35 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:36,253 We all bought tickets. 36 00:01:36,336 --> 00:01:39,047 And when you buy tickets, you buy a "what"? A home. 37 00:01:39,131 --> 00:01:40,173 This is my home. 38 00:01:40,257 --> 00:01:43,093 So I sit down, I go, "Lady and the Tramp?" Uh-uh! 39 00:01:43,469 --> 00:01:45,930 That's immediately I go to, I'm like, 40 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:47,640 "Now I gotta masturbate. Lady and the Tramp." 41 00:01:47,723 --> 00:01:50,643 - Wait, wait. Dogs eating spaghetti? - What? 42 00:01:50,726 --> 00:01:53,019 Oh! By a show of hands, who here has pleasured themselves 43 00:01:53,103 --> 00:01:54,104 to Lady and the Tramp? 44 00:01:54,187 --> 00:01:55,940 Liars. All liars. 45 00:01:56,022 --> 00:01:58,275 All they've been doing is throwing their people juice. 46 00:01:58,358 --> 00:02:01,027 - Andrew, OK. That's... - All over this petri dish. 47 00:02:01,111 --> 00:02:02,947 - We will deal with this. - Hey! Uh-uh! Now wait a minute. 48 00:02:03,029 --> 00:02:05,240 - No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. - Uh-uh, uh-uh! OK. 49 00:02:05,324 --> 00:02:07,409 - This is injustice. This is injustice. - We're taking it, we're taking it. 50 00:02:07,493 --> 00:02:08,702 - That's it. - Ooh, wait, 1917. 51 00:02:08,786 --> 00:02:09,787 - Come on. - 1917. 52 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:11,580 - OK. OK. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - Ooh. 53 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:16,376 Oh. 54 00:02:17,169 --> 00:02:18,587 Poor fucker. 55 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:20,714 She was short. He liked 'em short. 56 00:02:20,798 --> 00:02:25,719 I mean he liked me for, you know, sex and romance, 57 00:02:25,803 --> 00:02:27,847 but for murder he liked 'em short. 58 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:30,891 Ugh! There's a little blood on there. 59 00:02:34,394 --> 00:02:35,646 Could've been his. 60 00:02:38,524 --> 00:02:39,608 Hmm. 61 00:02:43,445 --> 00:02:45,155 What's going on, Trudy? 62 00:02:45,238 --> 00:02:46,949 - Oh, hey, Craig. - Hey. 63 00:02:49,284 --> 00:02:51,161 - Craig. - Yeah. 64 00:02:51,244 --> 00:02:52,287 What's going on? 65 00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:54,040 Are you really here? 66 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:58,210 Yeah, I guess. I mean I think I'm a ghost or whatever, but... 67 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:02,422 Oh! I was always hoping this might happen. 68 00:03:03,632 --> 00:03:05,968 I mean I've been good. 69 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,636 You've been good? Everything's nice? 70 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,263 No, I've missed you since you've been dead. 71 00:03:10,347 --> 00:03:14,018 I have not had any... 72 00:03:15,101 --> 00:03:20,148 boyfriends or any dating since you were executed. 73 00:03:20,232 --> 00:03:23,903 Uh... Let me tell you, I've had lots of offers. 74 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:27,740 Oh, good. 'Cause I've been dating a bunch of people. 75 00:03:28,448 --> 00:03:31,117 - I didn't know that was a thing. - Oh? 76 00:03:31,201 --> 00:03:33,119 Yeah, I'm in hell. I don't know if you know this. 77 00:03:33,704 --> 00:03:35,998 - I figured. - It's kind of a party. 78 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:37,791 - Oh. - Pretty awesome. 79 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:41,628 You know, you can see gals on the side, you know. 80 00:03:41,712 --> 00:03:45,966 It's a whole mess of people. It's not just girls. 81 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:51,847 I mean it's kind of an orgy, Caligula type of situation. 82 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:54,266 I mean the Devil's involved. 83 00:03:54,349 --> 00:03:56,977 He's actually pretty funny if you get to know him. 84 00:03:57,061 --> 00:03:58,896 He's got a good sense of humor. 85 00:03:58,979 --> 00:04:02,148 Just does, like to make people, you know, laugh and stuff. 86 00:04:02,232 --> 00:04:04,110 Oh, I wish I could come visit. 87 00:04:04,192 --> 00:04:06,779 You can. You just have to do some terrible things. 88 00:04:10,574 --> 00:04:12,158 - Hey, honey. - Hey. 89 00:04:12,242 --> 00:04:14,536 - What are you doin' home so early? - I forgot my... 90 00:04:14,995 --> 00:04:17,081 what do you call the thing? How you doin'? 91 00:04:17,205 --> 00:04:19,207 _ 92 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:20,500 Hey, Mama. 93 00:04:20,801 --> 00:04:25,000 _ 94 00:04:25,001 --> 00:04:27,320 _ 95 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:30,385 You look nice today. You look very nice today. 96 00:04:31,929 --> 00:04:34,300 _ 97 00:04:34,301 --> 00:04:37,017 Mom, these boobs brought you to America, OK? 98 00:04:37,101 --> 00:04:39,227 - What you got there? - Er... 99 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:41,021 - You wore my vest? - Yeah. 100 00:04:41,354 --> 00:04:43,107 _ 101 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,526 - Step out. Step out. All right. - Yeah. Yeah. 102 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:48,154 _ 103 00:04:48,236 --> 00:04:49,488 OK? I'm putting on clothes. 104 00:04:49,613 --> 00:04:52,033 Oh, look, look. Let me go to the office. 105 00:04:52,034 --> 00:04:53,951 I'll go and work a regular job. 106 00:04:54,118 --> 00:04:55,494 _ 107 00:04:55,577 --> 00:04:57,997 - You forgot this, too. Yeah. - Thank you. Yeah. 108 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,081 - Don't kill yourself out there. - Well, thanks. 109 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,833 - Don't let them kill you. - Don't throw it. Don't throw the taser. 110 00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:01,959 _ 111 00:05:02,042 --> 00:05:03,794 Oh, shit! No, don't throw it. Don't throw it. 112 00:05:03,877 --> 00:05:06,964 - Don't throw it. - Don't throw it. Don't throw it. 113 00:05:07,506 --> 00:05:09,758 - Thank you. - _ 114 00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:10,839 _ 115 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:13,428 - Don't speak Korean. - She says she loves you. 116 00:05:14,054 --> 00:05:18,142 That bad... This body brought you to America. 117 00:05:18,224 --> 00:05:22,688 You know, in 32 years, I'm gonna own this whole place. 118 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:28,652 - I got a couple of questions for you. - You do. 119 00:05:28,736 --> 00:05:30,612 - Yeah. - Anything. 120 00:05:30,696 --> 00:05:33,574 - I just wanna know what's going on... - OK. 121 00:05:33,657 --> 00:05:36,702 ... on Earth and stuff. What's an iPhone? 122 00:05:36,785 --> 00:05:38,495 People come down and talk about their iPhone. 123 00:05:38,579 --> 00:05:40,706 It's like I go, "Oh, yeah, that's awesome." 124 00:05:40,789 --> 00:05:42,791 And then I go back, I'm like, "What's this iPhone?" 125 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,835 Well, it's just a phone, like a cell phone, 126 00:05:44,919 --> 00:05:46,045 so you can talk to people. 127 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:49,631 It's sort of like, remember back when you were a kid 128 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:51,383 and you'd do, like, the tin can 129 00:05:51,466 --> 00:05:52,551 - with a string. - Yep. 130 00:05:52,634 --> 00:05:56,513 It's like that, but you can take pictures of your privates on it. 131 00:05:57,056 --> 00:06:00,059 - Same difference. Yeah. - Oh, all right. OK. That makes sense. 132 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,061 You can also buy shoes on it. 133 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:05,106 So, I don't wanna complicate things for you. 134 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:12,821 ♪ And I'm dancing ♪ ♪ In the corner of the room ♪ 135 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:17,201 ♪ And you're dead and I'm alive ♪ ♪ And it's OK ♪ 136 00:06:17,284 --> 00:06:21,288 If I was in hell, would you pick me to have an orgy with you? 137 00:06:21,371 --> 00:06:23,832 There's kind of a clique of cool kids. 138 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,167 And if I'm near the cool kids, 139 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,795 I might give you a little bit of the shoulder 140 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:30,839 like, "Hey, whatever, Trudy, or something." 141 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:33,175 That's OK. I mean I just was your wife 142 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,761 and I covered up a whole bunch of murders for you for a long time. 143 00:06:35,844 --> 00:06:38,388 - But I understand. - Yeah, it's just, like, 144 00:06:38,472 --> 00:06:41,267 - you know, schoolyard politics stuff. - Totally. 145 00:06:41,349 --> 00:06:44,311 - I came to warn you about something. - What is it? 146 00:06:44,394 --> 00:06:46,147 It's about your future. 147 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:47,982 You'll make a horrible mistake. 148 00:06:48,065 --> 00:06:50,985 Oh, my God! I'm so glad you came. What is it? 149 00:06:51,068 --> 00:06:55,114 You cut your bangs yourself. That's a disaster. 150 00:06:55,197 --> 00:07:00,327 Disaster. Disaster. Disaster. 151 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:02,997 Trudy? Trudy? 152 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:06,167 Oh. A lot of animal poop. 153 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:10,296 Trudy? Trudy? Holy crap! 154 00:07:10,378 --> 00:07:12,131 Trudy? Trudy? 155 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:14,633 - What? - Thank God you're not dead. 156 00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:18,804 Whoa! Whoa! 157 00:07:18,887 --> 00:07:20,889 Oh, there's a lot of gas fumes in here, Trudy. 158 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:22,516 I don't think we should be in here. 159 00:07:22,599 --> 00:07:25,352 - He had... He had some teeth in a jar. - We gotta get out of here. 160 00:07:25,435 --> 00:07:27,188 But he told me I could sell them on the Internet 161 00:07:27,190 --> 00:07:28,230 - to make some money. - You know what? 162 00:07:28,231 --> 00:07:29,648 - I'm just gonna lay down for a second. - Yeah. No. 163 00:07:29,731 --> 00:07:31,692 - I'm just gonna lay down for a second. - It's so fumy. 164 00:07:31,775 --> 00:07:33,568 - Oh, my God. - It's fumy, right? 165 00:07:33,652 --> 00:07:35,863 - But doesn't it feel good to just... - It does feel just... 166 00:07:35,946 --> 00:07:36,947 - Oh, feels good. - It feels... 167 00:07:37,031 --> 00:07:39,992 'Cause I'm just tired. I just wanna take another nap. 168 00:07:40,534 --> 00:07:41,785 Sometimes, 169 00:07:42,703 --> 00:07:47,499 I used to find bones... under the sink. 170 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,678 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -