1 00:00:00,157 --> 00:00:02,367 630 to 90, 10-4. 2 00:00:18,049 --> 00:00:21,011 ... 56 at this time... 3 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:26,183 Dangle, James Ron? 4 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:28,226 - Yes, sir! Sir, yes, sir! - Yeah! 5 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:31,438 My privilege to tell you you've made it to the finals in the trials 6 00:00:31,522 --> 00:00:33,357 - of the US Space Force? - Sir, yes, sir! 7 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:37,235 Cadet, you are gonna be tip of the spear 8 00:00:37,319 --> 00:00:40,906 on the sixth branch of the US military. 9 00:00:40,989 --> 00:00:44,242 - What is that branch? - US Space Force, sir! 10 00:00:44,326 --> 00:00:45,952 It's time to prove it with some sweat! 11 00:00:46,036 --> 00:00:47,078 - Sweat's out! - Sweat! 12 00:00:47,162 --> 00:00:48,550 There's actually a tremendous amount of sweat 13 00:00:48,551 --> 00:00:49,620 inside this diaper right now, sir. 14 00:00:49,707 --> 00:00:50,957 - Good to hear. Good to hear. - Thank you, sir. 15 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:55,546 Sir, I wish I had not had that burrito, sir. 16 00:00:55,629 --> 00:00:57,172 - Meteor shower! - No! 17 00:00:58,006 --> 00:01:00,050 - Yeah, watch out! Coming in! - Ow! Ow! 18 00:01:12,813 --> 00:01:14,189 - Thank you, sir. - Ha-ha! 19 00:01:14,648 --> 00:01:17,693 - Ow! Ooh, it's so cold! It's so cold! - It's a comet! 20 00:01:18,569 --> 00:01:19,904 Are you out? 21 00:01:23,031 --> 00:01:25,659 I've no idea why we're doing this. 22 00:01:25,743 --> 00:01:28,829 - I mean, this could happen? - In space, a lot. 23 00:01:31,081 --> 00:01:34,084 We need to serve a warrant. Someone skipped bail. 24 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:35,711 We know he owns this locker. 25 00:01:36,295 --> 00:01:38,505 So we're here looking for clues. 26 00:01:39,715 --> 00:01:42,175 - Let's go. - Do it! 27 00:01:42,259 --> 00:01:43,636 Sheriff's Department! 28 00:01:48,223 --> 00:01:50,267 You know, I have thought about doing this myself 29 00:01:50,350 --> 00:01:53,186 because my association fees have gotten insane. 30 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:55,063 Ooh, hello! 31 00:01:56,315 --> 00:01:58,150 Holy shit! 32 00:02:01,403 --> 00:02:05,240 - Oh, my God! All right. - Sometimes this happens and... 33 00:02:06,158 --> 00:02:09,369 - Found property. - Yeah. We don't have to talk about that? 34 00:02:09,453 --> 00:02:12,414 Look at this. Look at that. 35 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,667 - You know what? I... - It's a beautiful wreath. 36 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:18,420 It's not as pretty as the one you made me. 37 00:02:19,045 --> 00:02:20,213 I love making... 38 00:02:20,297 --> 00:02:22,883 - I love making wreaths during Christmas. - Yeah. 39 00:02:25,344 --> 00:02:29,431 Oh, my God! 40 00:02:31,475 --> 00:02:34,478 Oh, my God! Yes, let it rain on you. 41 00:02:34,561 --> 00:02:36,605 Let it rain all over... 42 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:39,065 - All right, we're on camera. - Okay. Okay, good. 43 00:02:39,149 --> 00:02:40,651 - We're cool, right? - Hold on. 44 00:02:40,734 --> 00:02:42,820 Everybody be cool. okay? 45 00:02:43,529 --> 00:02:45,071 Do you want a little? Just... 46 00:02:45,155 --> 00:02:47,407 There's more where that came from if you shut the hell up! 47 00:02:47,491 --> 00:02:48,742 Let's just be cool, everyone. 48 00:02:48,826 --> 00:02:50,410 I can start my business. 49 00:02:50,494 --> 00:02:51,829 - My berry business. - Hold on. 50 00:02:51,912 --> 00:02:53,246 You know the business I've told you about 51 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:54,748 where I like to make berries for hats? 52 00:02:54,832 --> 00:02:56,709 - Yes. - For women? 53 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,836 I can start that now. 54 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,047 - Jonesy? - Oh, my God! 55 00:03:01,129 --> 00:03:02,506 I want this for you. 56 00:03:03,215 --> 00:03:05,258 - I want this for you. - I want this for me, too. 57 00:03:05,342 --> 00:03:09,179 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah! 58 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:12,307 Yes! Yes! 59 00:03:12,391 --> 00:03:16,311 Sleep in the rain, baby. Sleep in the rain! 60 00:03:16,395 --> 00:03:19,940 Oh, my God! 61 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:22,943 Party favors! 62 00:03:23,027 --> 00:03:25,071 Yeah, take it. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. 63 00:03:25,153 --> 00:03:26,446 - We're not gonna... - Just be cool. Just be cool. 64 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:29,950 Do you know how fucking hot you are rich? 65 00:03:33,787 --> 00:03:34,872 Do you? 66 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:37,416 Do you? 67 00:03:40,377 --> 00:03:42,629 I'm becoming the woman I was always meant to be. 68 00:03:49,261 --> 00:03:51,722 When he announced Space Force, 69 00:03:51,805 --> 00:03:55,601 Dangle wrote, like, 17 letters to Mike Pence. 70 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:00,230 And we set this up for him. He thinks he's at a tryout. 71 00:04:00,313 --> 00:04:02,942 We ended up finding this guy 72 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:06,361 who by trade, he's a ventriloquist over at Circus Circus, 73 00:04:06,445 --> 00:04:11,575 to play the "Commander" of Space Force. 74 00:04:11,658 --> 00:04:13,119 So this is our date night? 75 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:15,955 - This is work. This is work stuff. - This... 76 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,832 Come on. He's a sad old man. Come on! 77 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:21,085 Soldier, you're going good. One more hour. 78 00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:22,377 This stuff's perfect for the Rings of Saturn. 79 00:04:22,461 --> 00:04:24,296 - Sir, yes, sir! - Rings of Saturn! 80 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:26,423 I don't think we've ever seen him this happy. 81 00:04:26,506 --> 00:04:29,301 - Thank you so much, man. - It's my pleasure, man. 82 00:04:29,384 --> 00:04:31,511 This is why I'm in show business. 83 00:04:31,595 --> 00:04:34,014 Make people happy. This is all good for me. It's good. 84 00:04:34,098 --> 00:04:35,474 I juggle. 85 00:04:35,557 --> 00:04:37,601 I actually have a whole act. I can juggle. 86 00:04:37,684 --> 00:04:39,937 If there's any reason you guys need a juggler... 87 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,688 And I can swallow fire. 88 00:04:44,232 --> 00:04:48,988 So again, we have six bags full of cash. 89 00:04:49,488 --> 00:04:52,866 Two for each of us, if you shut up. 90 00:04:53,575 --> 00:04:56,286 - Don't fucking blow this for us, OK? - Don't blow this. 91 00:04:56,369 --> 00:04:58,831 We all fake our deaths, and we all meet each other in Seattle. 92 00:04:58,914 --> 00:05:03,002 Or we don't know each other forever. That's fine too. 93 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,420 More money, more money, more money... 94 00:05:05,504 --> 00:05:07,173 Holy fuck! 95 00:05:07,255 --> 00:05:11,551 - Oh! Oh! - No! No! No! No! No! 96 00:05:12,803 --> 00:05:16,473 - What the... Stay! Stay! Stay! - Hey! Stay! Stay! 97 00:05:16,556 --> 00:05:19,476 - How did I get in this bag, man? - Um... 98 00:05:19,559 --> 00:05:20,853 - That's... - I don't know. 99 00:05:20,936 --> 00:05:23,147 Oh, my God, you guys found my counterfeit money. 100 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:25,482 - Uh-huh. - Oh. 101 00:05:29,528 --> 00:05:31,906 - Good morning. - Good morning. 102 00:05:32,656 --> 00:05:35,117 Guess who' s going back again 103 00:05:36,493 --> 00:05:39,163 for Space Force Double Finals? 104 00:05:39,914 --> 00:05:43,584 Next week, I am to report to the Truckee Water Park. 105 00:05:44,292 --> 00:05:49,006 I bring $300 cash, and a fresh diaper. 106 00:05:50,257 --> 00:05:52,218 - All right, Jim. - All right. 107 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,594 - Yeah! - Going places. 108 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,805 - Good for you. - Everybody said I couldn't do it! 109 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,984 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -