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¶ You thought you had
found a good girl ¶

2
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¶ One to love you
and give you the world ¶

3
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¶ Now you find
that you've been misused ¶

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¶ Talk to me.
l'll do what you choose ¶

5
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¶ l want you to ¶

6
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¶ Tell Mama ¶

7
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¶ All about it ¶

8
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¶ Tell Mama ¶

9
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¶ What you need ¶

10
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¶ Tell Mama ¶

11
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¶ What you want ¶

12
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¶ And l'll make everything
all right ¶

13
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¶ That girl you had
didn't have no sense ¶

14
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¶ She wasn't worth
all the time that you spent ¶

15
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¶ She had another man
throw you outdoors ¶

16
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¶ Now the same man
is wearing your clothes ¶

17
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¶ l want you
to tell Mama ¶

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¶ Tell Mama ¶

19
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¶ What you want ¶

20
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¶ And l'll make everything
all right... ¶

21
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Hi. it's Charlie.
Leave a message.

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Hi. Charlie. lt's Carol
from the LA Temp Agency.

23
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Listen. Dr. Batel's office needs you
for tomorrow. ls that okay?

24
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Let me know. Bye.

25
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Good morning. neighbor.

26
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Hey.
Help yourself.

27
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Oh. thanks.
l was out of everything.

28
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Aw. why do l even bother?

29
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You know. Remy. l gave you
that key for emergencies.

30
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Extreme emergencies.

31
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lt was.
l needed caffeine.

32
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l don't know.
This is good. l'd even wear it.

33
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Good. 'cause l've got to go.
l'm late for my first client.

34
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But you stay.
have breakfast. take a shower.

35
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Go through my drawers.

36
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¶ Tell Mama ¶

37
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¶ All about it ¶

38
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¶ Tell Mama ¶

39
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¶ What you want ¶

40
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¶ Tell Mama... ¶

41
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- Hey. Charlie.
- Morning.

42
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- Are the boys ready?
- Dragon! Zorro!

43
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Hey!
There are my boys.

44
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Come on. Yay.

45
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- See you later!
- Bye!

46
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- Be good. boys!
- Whoa! Slow down!

47
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¶ Tell Mama
all about it ¶

48
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¶ Tell Mama
what you need... ¶

49
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''Romance is in the air today.

50
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No one can resist
your obvious charms.''

51
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Well. Otis. your horoscope
seems accurate.

52
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Stop it.
Come on.

53
00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:03,417
Let's read mine.
Okay.

54
00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:07,001
''Do not leave your house today.''
Too late.

55
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''And stop looking so hard.
Love is right in front of you.''

56
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Hey.
What's wrong?

57
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l ordered a nonfat latte.
l can taste the fat.

58
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l would be happy
to change it for you. sir.

59
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Can't you even make a friggin' cup
of coffee? l can taste the fat.

60
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How hard it is to make
a friggin' cup of coffee?

61
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l can make another one
for you if you'd like. l'd be happy

62
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- to exchange it for you. sir.
- Hello? lt's okay.

63
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- You've done enough. thanks.
- l'm sorry.

64
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Karma.

65
00:04:04,126 --> 00:04:06,751
- Have a good one.
- Thanks. girl!

66
00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:10,084
- Oh. sorry.
- Oh. l'm sorry.

67
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Hi.

68
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Hi.

69
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l don't know how
to read tarot cards.

70
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- Why am l in the cards?
- Come on. just try.

71
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Okay. well. this crazy old lady
keeps coming up.

72
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The knight
in shining armor.

73
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- Mmm! That's mine.
- No no no. What?

74
00:04:34,751 --> 00:04:37,250
- l saw this guy twice today.
- That guy?

75
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Two times in one day.
That's got to be a sign. right?

76
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Mm. a sign.

77
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Yeah. okay. What did he say
when you talked to him?

78
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l didn't talk to him.

79
00:04:49,834 --> 00:04:52,083
Well. are you sure
he saw you?

80
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Yeah!
l mean. l think so.

81
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Okay. honey.
we're worried about you

82
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because you're turning
into a little bit of a freak.

83
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Yeah. we think
it's from not having sex.

84
00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,876
- Exactly.
- Look. just because...

85
00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:06,918
l haven't been in
a relationship in a while

86
00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,792
doesn't mean
l'm miserable.

87
00:05:08,834 --> 00:05:11,334
l just want a sweet guy.

88
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you know. a guy
who's strong but still...

89
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...opens a door
once in a while.

90
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and who notices
things and...

91
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you know. maybe
makes a difference.

92
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Maybe he completes you.

93
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Oh.

94
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You complete me.

95
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Oh. sorry.

96
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Dr. Batel's office.
Hi. Mrs. Reynolds.

97
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- Go to Grandma's. tell her
l'll be home late.

98
00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:46,043
- l still have stitches to do...
- Yeah. can you please hold?

99
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l'll see you
at home.

100
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You know what? You go ahead.
l can do that for you.

101
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- Oh thank you. Charlie. You're a doll.
- No problem.

102
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Hey. George.

103
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- How're you doing. Charlie?
- Good.

104
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- What do you got there?
- The doctor asked me

105
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to bring it from home.

106
00:06:02,043 --> 00:06:04,375
Whew! Okay!

107
00:06:04,417 --> 00:06:07,417
All right. The doctor
will be right with you.

108
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¶ l said ''Leap into
my arms. babe'' ¶

109
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- Thank you.
- ¶ Come on. dive into the stove... ¶

110
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We're here!

111
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Thank God
you guys are here.

112
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l am down two girls
tonight. Here.

113
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- Sorry. that's all l got left.
- Sweet.

114
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Wow. You know. l love that l am
now comfortable enough with my sexuality

115
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- to wear something like this. you know?
- Looks good on you.

116
00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,250
- Hey. what's up?
- Take off the apron now.

117
00:06:41,292 --> 00:06:43,042
- Sorry.
- Where do we start?

118
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Okay. uh. hand out
these shrimp balls.

119
00:06:46,168 --> 00:06:48,042
There has got to be
a better name for those.

120
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- l don't think it's that bad of a name.
- What's wrong with the name?

121
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¶ l said. l say.
sometimes we look back... ¶

122
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- Oh my God. that's him.
- Whoa! Who? Who?

123
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The guy l ran into.
He's here.

124
00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:01,292
- Where?
- What?

125
00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,375
That is three times in two days.
What are the chances of that?

126
00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:06,042
- Um. like. none.
- That's Dr. Fields.

127
00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:08,501
This is his party. He just moved
back from San Francisco.

128
00:07:08,542 --> 00:07:10,126
- Really?
- Yeah.

129
00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,959
Well. you're right.
He is hot.

130
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¶ Flirting
with disaster ¶

131
00:07:17,084 --> 00:07:21,292
¶ You're the one
l'm after ¶

132
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¶ l think l've found
my destiny ¶

133
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¶ l can fly ¶

134
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¶ On the wings
of my heart ¶

135
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¶ Deep inside ¶

136
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¶ l've been falling apart ¶

137
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¶ L-l-love ¶

138
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¶ There's a magic in you ¶

139
00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:44,083
¶ And l'll be ¶

140
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- ¶ Under your spell... ¶
- Here's the best part.

141
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The guy then goes
into cardiac arrest.

142
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Kevin performs CPR
on the guy.

143
00:07:51,501 --> 00:07:54,084
saves his life again.

144
00:07:54,126 --> 00:07:56,667
God.
Disgusting. isn't he?

145
00:07:57,751 --> 00:08:00,667
No. you are amazing.

146
00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:02,751
Yeah.

147
00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:08,250
Excuse me?

148
00:08:10,375 --> 00:08:12,334
W-wait wait wait.
What do we have there?

149
00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:14,751
Oh. um. balls.

150
00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:17,001
Uh. shrimp balls.

151
00:08:17,043 --> 00:08:19,125
Um. shrimp in...

152
00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:21,751
...balls.

153
00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,542
l'm sorry.

154
00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:26,709
but we're not really
into fish genitalia.

155
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Yeah. okay.

156
00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:32,126
Was she really listening
to our conversation?

157
00:08:32,168 --> 00:08:33,209
Excuse me.

158
00:08:36,126 --> 00:08:38,375
Wait a second.

159
00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:41,334
Um. so l know two things
about you-- you work in catering.

160
00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,334
and you have a lot of dogs.

161
00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:45,542
Oh. that-- no.

162
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,125
Uh. l'm a dog walker.

163
00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:50,167
l'm not some crazy dog-lady
with 1 2.000 dogs.

164
00:08:50,209 --> 00:08:53,001
- That's why.
- And l'm sorry about before.

165
00:08:53,043 --> 00:08:55,001
l didn't mean
to be eavesdropping.

166
00:08:55,043 --> 00:08:56,584
Well. you're right.
You shouldn't have.

167
00:08:56,626 --> 00:08:59,751
You should have stayed
and talked to me.

168
00:08:59,834 --> 00:09:02,167
Well. your girlfriend
seemed pretty offended.

169
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,751
Oh no. that's--
that's not my girlfriend.

170
00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:06,751
l-l don't have a--
l'm sing--

171
00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:08,959
l don't have
a girlfriend.

172
00:09:09,043 --> 00:09:10,959
What?

173
00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:12,959
Nothing.

174
00:09:13,043 --> 00:09:16,250
Nothing. Um. l'm Charlie.
Charlotte. but Charlie.

175
00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:18,584
Well. l'm-- l'm Kevin.

176
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:21,209
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. too.

177
00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:23,959
Uh-oh.

178
00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:27,918
What? What does
''uh-oh'' mean?

179
00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:30,042
lt looks like someone else
is mowing your lawn. Fiona.

180
00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,709
l'm gonna go
destroy these.

181
00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:41,626
Excuse me.
l'll see you guys.

182
00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:46,792
Oh. my shoes
are killing me

183
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:49,918
which means
they must look fabulous.

184
00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:52,626
Can l get you anything?

185
00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:55,501
One of him on a platter.

186
00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,292
Such a waste.

187
00:09:57,334 --> 00:09:59,250
What's a waste?

188
00:09:59,292 --> 00:10:02,043
Oh. you didn't know?

189
00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:05,084
Kevin's gay.

190
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,210
- What?
- Yeah.

191
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,001
That's Kit. the groom.

192
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,375
Or maybe he's the bride.
l can't remember

193
00:10:12,459 --> 00:10:15,209
which one's the top
and which one's the bottom.

194
00:10:15,292 --> 00:10:18,042
Yeah. they're getting married
next Christmas in Maui.

195
00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:23,210
l didn't get that vibe.

196
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,084
Trust me.

197
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,959
Thanks.

198
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:35,084
Look at
that dude's arms!

199
00:10:35,126 --> 00:10:37,751
l used to have
such good gaydar.

200
00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:04,125
Oh. you're home.
Thank God.

201
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:07,667
- l'm exhausted.
- What did you do today?

202
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,584
- Hi. it's Charlie. Leave a message.
- Went to the post office.

203
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,459
Uh. hi. Charlie.

204
00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,292
- This is Kevin Fields.
- That's him.

205
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:17,250
l don't know if you remember me
from the party the other night.

206
00:11:17,292 --> 00:11:21,126
but l was just calling.
uh. to see if. um.

207
00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:24,167
maybe... maybe you wanted
to walk my dog.

208
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,918
What? No!

209
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,667
Hang up the phone.

210
00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:30,709
No. actually. you can't.
because l don't have a dog.

211
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,626
So maybe you could
walk me.

212
00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:38,959
Hang it up.

213
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,959
All right. you know.
l'm-l'm gonna go now.

214
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:45,168
Call me at 555-0118
and ask for Dr. Fields.

215
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,210
Okay. thanks. Bye.

216
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,459
Oh man. that was--
that was horrible.

217
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,167
Yeah. l wouldn't hold your breath
for a callback on that.

218
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,834
Yeah. she'll call me back
if she wants to walk an idiot.

219
00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:56,501
Yeah. l'm not going
to disagree with you.

220
00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:05,084
So takeout
or raid your fridge?

221
00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:10,001
Here we go.

222
00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:13,083
Take it easy. Lilly.

223
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,918
Easy.

224
00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:23,876
Hi.

225
00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:27,125
You never called me back so l figured
l would bring the coffee to you.

226
00:12:27,209 --> 00:12:29,501
Thanks.

227
00:12:29,542 --> 00:12:33,000
Um. look. l think you're
a really nice guy and everything.

228
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,459
but l don't know why
you called me.

229
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,334
- Hmm?
- l'm a woman.

230
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:39,667
Yeah. l love that fact.

231
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:43,792
Have you ever been
with a woman?

232
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,209
Excuse me?

233
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,792
l mean. have you only
ever been with men?

234
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,292
Men?
What are you talking--

235
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,375
whoa whoa whoa.
Wait a minute. l'm not gay.

236
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:55,834
- You're not?
- No.

237
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,959
No. l like women.
Lots of-- no. not lots of women.

238
00:12:59,043 --> 00:13:00,542
but you know what l mean.

239
00:13:00,584 --> 00:13:02,542
Why did you think
l was gay?

240
00:13:03,751 --> 00:13:05,334
Awkward.

241
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,043
Okay. l got to go now.

242
00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:10,126
Wait wait.
Wait wait wait.

243
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,125
Okay. l'll prove to you
that l'm not gay.

244
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,042
Let me take you out on Friday night.
We'll watch the playoffs.

245
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,459
l'll order a pizza.
l'll completely ignore you.

246
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:21,042
Give me one good reason.

247
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,250
'Cause l'm different.

248
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:27,126
Really?

249
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,043
Okay. what color
are my eyes?

250
00:13:32,043 --> 00:13:34,375
Well. at first glance.
your eyes are brown.

251
00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:38,210
But when the light hits them
they change to amber.

252
00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:41,792
And if you look really closely around the
iris the color is pure honey.

253
00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:46,000
But when you look
into the sun

254
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,542
they almost look green.

255
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:50,584
That's my favorite.

256
00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:59,043
How did l do?

257
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:01,626
l would've settled
for brown.

258
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,250
- Okay!
- Peanut. let go!

259
00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:06,459
Off! Off!

260
00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:09,083
l'm sorry he bit you.

261
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,709
l mean. they all have their shots
so it should be fine.

262
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:14,417
Seriously. don't worry about it.
lt barely broke the skin.

263
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,542
- Outside.
- Did you just move in or something?

264
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:19,168
No. l've been here
a year and a half.

265
00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:20,834
Oh. nice place.

266
00:14:20,876 --> 00:14:24,125
l should have some hydrogen peroxide
around here somewhere.

267
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,959
What is all this stuff?

268
00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:28,126
Oh. l'm a yoga instructor.

269
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,292
- This?
- And a Little League coach.

270
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,168
And a dog walker
and a caterer.

271
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,210
l told you l'm a temp.

272
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,626
That is not true.
She is an incredibly talented artist.

273
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,126
- Remy! Remy!
- l mean. look at her sketchbook.

274
00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:40,667
- She hides it right under there.
- Remy!

275
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,876
What?

276
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:45,918
He's not...

277
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:54,918
- Are you all right?
- Yeah. Yeah. thank you.

278
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,000
Found it!

279
00:14:58,042 --> 00:14:59,417
So you're an artist. too?

280
00:14:59,459 --> 00:15:03,626
Uh. l like to dabble
in a lot of different things.

281
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,667
l mean. life's too short
to live the same day twice. right?

282
00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:08,751
Yeah. That's a good
philosophy to live by.

283
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:11,168
My dad always used
to say that. Come on.

284
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,792
- Used to?
- Oh. yeah.

285
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,209
- my parents died when l was little.
- Oh. l'm sorry.

286
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,751
That's okay.
lt was a really long time ago.

287
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,876
- You ready?
- Yeah-- l mean.

288
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:22,918
it's a little embarrassing.
l'm the doctor.

289
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:25,042
l'm the one who's supposed
to look at the-- ah! Ow!

290
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,334
- Oh my God. l'm sorry!
- l'm just kidding.

291
00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:29,043
l never get to do that.

292
00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:32,959
Okay. because the cut is.
like. three inches higher.

293
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:36,043
Sorry.

294
00:15:36,084 --> 00:15:38,417
- Do you need my phone?
- Oh. no thanks.

295
00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:41,834
lt's just my mom. And it's only
her second page of the day.

296
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:43,667
She's just getting started.

297
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,042
- Well. you're all set.
- Thank you.

298
00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:50,250
So. do you think. uh...

299
00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:53,709
we could do this again sometime.
maybe without the biting?

300
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,083
Yeah. that would be nice.

301
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,667
- Heard from Kevin yet?
- Not yet. l've paged him.

302
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,083
Would you page
him again?

303
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,168
- Good morning. Stan.
- Good morning.

304
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:09,084
- You're in a good mood.
- The last time the network executives

305
00:16:09,126 --> 00:16:11,626
came to my dressing room
l got my own show and a big fat raise.

306
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:15,292
- Yeah and l had to start kissing your--
- Viola Fields? Oh my God!

307
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,250
lt is such an honor
to meet you.

308
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:19,959
Oh thank you. darling.

309
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,210
Would you mind
just signing this autograph?

310
00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:25,000
For my grandmother.

311
00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:28,751
l'd love to.

312
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,792
You know what else
l'd love?

313
00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:33,459
l'd love you to get me a latte.
Do you mind?

314
00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:35,792
- Okay.
- Thanks. hon.

315
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:38,168
Hi. guys.
How are you?

316
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,417
That woman is a legend.

317
00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:46,001
Shouldn't you be
getting the latte?

318
00:16:46,084 --> 00:16:48,417
l just can't believe
they picked me to replace her.

319
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:56,042
Oh. shit!

320
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,125
l-l've been replaced?

321
00:16:58,209 --> 00:17:00,876
l'm so sorry. Viola.

322
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:03,459
Psst!
l'm fine.

323
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:06,626
l mean. you've had
an amazing career. Viola.

324
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:12,792
lt's just that we're trying to appeal
to a younger demographic.

325
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,626
l'm fine.

326
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,876
l'm fine.

327
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,084
God damn!
Get my manager on the phone!

328
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:23,210
And then l'm gonna call
the head of the--

329
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,000
Uh. we're on in two minutes.

330
00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:27,667
- Okay.
- Will you get her to come?

331
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:30,792
- Please!
- Okay. she'll be ready.

332
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,083
l'm ready.

333
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,334
¶ ...love got jeans
and a tee ¶

334
00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:39,417
¶ Am l kinky or sweet? ¶

335
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:42,876
- ¶ Take a look inside my makeup bag ¶
- ¶ Ooh ¶

336
00:17:42,918 --> 00:17:45,000
¶ lf you wanna love me ¶

337
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:47,000
¶ How good or bad
l can be... ¶

338
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:49,375
- Are you okay?
- l'm great.

339
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,459
Hey. l've had
a great run.

340
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:54,375
l've done exclusives
with Kissinger. the Dalai Lama.

341
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,043
Muhammad Ali...

342
00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:58,126
four sitting presidents--

343
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,918
three of them hit on me.

344
00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,876
Five Emmys!

345
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,542
Now l'm being replaced
by a young thing

346
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,250
whose grandmother
loves me.

347
00:18:07,292 --> 00:18:09,250
You know what
l'm gonna do?

348
00:18:09,292 --> 00:18:11,210
l'm gonna finish out
my contract

349
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,210
and l'm gonna leave this show
with my dignity intact.

350
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,084
Okay. coming back
from commercial.

351
00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:17,459
Three. cue announcer.

352
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:19,834
Today on ''Public lntimacy.''

353
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:22,626
pop singing sensation
Tanya Murphy.

354
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,876
And now we're live
with Viola Fields.

355
00:18:25,959 --> 00:18:29,250
Four. three. two...

356
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:32,167
Well. that was
very nice.

357
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:35,501
My goodness. you have a big voice
for such a tiny girl.

358
00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,083
You're gonna miss
Viola Fields.

359
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,834
Have you always
been a singer?

360
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,876
Ever since l was
a child.

361
00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:42,834
l would sing
in school plays. choirs.

362
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:46,167
- How old are you?
- l'll be 17 next month.

363
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,876
W-what do you do for fun?

364
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:54,334
l love watching
really old movies.

365
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,043
- They're my favorite.
- Really? Really. which ones?

366
00:18:57,084 --> 00:19:00,043
Well. ''Grease''
and ''Grease ll.''

367
00:19:00,084 --> 00:19:02,751
Um. ''Benji.''
l love ''Benji.''

368
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:05,876
''Free Willy.'' um...

369
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:07,501
''Legally Blonde.''

370
00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:10,168
''The Little Mermaid.''

371
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,876
- Oh.
- Yeah-- oh. l know.

372
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,209
You ever read
a newspaper?

373
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,959
Newspaper?

374
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:23,375
Viola. the girl
has stars on her nipples.

375
00:19:23,459 --> 00:19:26,125
l don't have
much time for that.

376
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:30,709
So basically. you have absolutely
no idea what's going on in the world?

377
00:19:30,751 --> 00:19:32,834
- Oh. l--
- And yet. you've sold

378
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:36,459
over five million albums-- CDs.
to millions of kids

379
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,918
- who listen to your insipid lyrics.
- What is she doing?

380
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:42,459
''You want to know me.
look in my makeup bag.''

381
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:46,083
You're influencing
an entire generation of kids

382
00:19:46,167 --> 00:19:48,125
who won't know how
to think straight.

383
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,125
or vote for a president.

384
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:53,210
or remember the significance
of Roe versus Wade.

385
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,751
Oh! l don't support
boxing as a sport.

386
00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,542
l think
it's too violent.

387
00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:01,459
Y'all better get that
little girl out of there.

388
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:07,501
- Holy crap!
- Get us off the air!

389
00:20:07,584 --> 00:20:10,751
- Quick!
- Go to commercial! Go to commercial!

390
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,792
Crazy bitch!
Get off me!

391
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,126
- Cut! Cut! Put in the Bow Flex tape!
- Get her off!

392
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:16,667
Juice Man. something!

393
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,042
Oh. l don't support
boxing as a sport.

394
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:24,626
l think
it's too violent.

395
00:20:30,209 --> 00:20:32,000
Oh.

396
00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:36,292
l wanted you to take one last look
at the old Viola.

397
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:39,501
Oh. thank God
l've changed.

398
00:20:39,584 --> 00:20:41,375
Yes.

399
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,250
Well. just remember

400
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:46,084
the breakdown was
only a few months ago

401
00:20:46,126 --> 00:20:48,876
so take it nice
and slow out there.

402
00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,709
No stress.

403
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,792
Absolutely.

404
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,626
ln fact. l'm going
to take a vacation.

405
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:58,042
l've been promising my son
we'd go to Africa

406
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,126
since he was a little boy.

407
00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:02,375
And l finally have
the time.

408
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:04,210
That's wonderful.

409
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,043
Not to worry.

410
00:21:06,084 --> 00:21:07,959
l'm in complete control.

411
00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:12,292
Ruby! Ruby.
my dear old friend.

412
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,584
Oh. l'm so happy
to see you.

413
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:17,834
Well. good.
they still have you medicated.

414
00:21:17,918 --> 00:21:20,042
Ruby. l figured it out.

415
00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,834
- Life. l mean.
- Oh. this ought to be good.

416
00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:26,834
lt's not about how many celebrities
l interview or what my ratings are.

417
00:21:26,876 --> 00:21:30,792
- lt's about relationships and family.
- Oh!

418
00:21:30,876 --> 00:21:32,042
Me and my son.

419
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,375
Oh. l just spoke to Kevin.

420
00:21:34,417 --> 00:21:38,001
- Did you get the tickets?
- Sure did. Right here.

421
00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:40,125
He's going
to be so surprised.

422
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,751
Yeah. the three of you
should have a good time.

423
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:45,709
- Three?
- Yeah. uh. you. Kevin

424
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:49,083
- and his new girlfriend.
- New girlfriend?

425
00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:51,667
That's a lovely surprise.

426
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,125
ls it?

427
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:56,209
Well. l mean.
it can't be too serious.

428
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,209
l've only been away
a few months.

429
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,876
Well. that's
the end of it.

430
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,126
Where do you want me
to put this?

431
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:19,168
Oh. under the bed.

432
00:22:19,210 --> 00:22:22,210
Uh. you sure you don't want me
to put it by the door so you can

433
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:25,250
make a quick escape to the apartment you
still have for some reason?

434
00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:27,751
Now come on. You agreed to me
subletting my apartment.

435
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:30,834
l would have agreed to anything
to get you to move in here.

436
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:34,334
Oh. these are great.
Are they new?

437
00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:36,210
Oh. no!
You can't look at those!

438
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,042
- 'Cause they're not finished yet.
- Oh. sorry.

439
00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:40,126
- Okay? Please?
- Okay.

440
00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:41,834
Here. l'll put them back.

441
00:22:41,876 --> 00:22:45,000
l forgot to tell you. we're having lunch
with my mom tomorrow.

442
00:22:45,042 --> 00:22:47,584
Oh!

443
00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:49,959
lt'll be fine.
l promise.

444
00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:56,876
You want
to take a shower?

445
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,083
Hmm.

446
00:23:00,334 --> 00:23:03,001
Yeah! Okay!

447
00:23:03,084 --> 00:23:05,626
¶ lt's just a ride.
it's just a ride ¶

448
00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:07,751
¶ No need to run.
no need to hide ¶

449
00:23:07,834 --> 00:23:10,792
¶ lt'll take you
round and round. ¶

450
00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:12,626
All right. so tell me
about your dad.

451
00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:14,459
Well. he died
when l was two.

452
00:23:14,501 --> 00:23:16,250
But that was just
her first husband.

453
00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:18,751
At the time she was
a freelance journalist

454
00:23:18,792 --> 00:23:22,210
and then she married this guy
who was a network exec

455
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,210
and got her her first
on-air break.

456
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,042
but divorced him
for Alec Wrigley.

457
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:28,126
Wait. the actor?
l thought he was--

458
00:23:28,210 --> 00:23:30,168
Oh. he was.
lt lasted about two years

459
00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:33,417
till she threw him out for sleeping
with her second husband.

460
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:35,417
Wait. how many times
has she been married?

461
00:23:35,459 --> 00:23:37,000
- Well. four.
- Wow.

462
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,834
But. you know. her career
was always the main thing.

463
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:43,126
She just lived for it.
Well. her career and me. of course.

464
00:23:43,168 --> 00:23:45,250
And. basically.
now l'm all she's got.

465
00:23:50,126 --> 00:23:52,084
Here we are.

466
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:54,542
Oh. no.

467
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:04,210
Oh. playing dress-up.
are we?

468
00:24:07,751 --> 00:24:12,084
- Shut up. ls that the Dalai Lama?
- Yeah.

469
00:24:12,168 --> 00:24:14,626
- Oh my God. That can't be real.
- lt is.

470
00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:19,042
Did you know
all these people?

471
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,042
- Some of them.
- Kevin!

472
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:24,042
- Look at you. all handsome.
- Ruby!

473
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,000
Good to see you.

474
00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:27,959
Yeah. you too.

475
00:24:28,001 --> 00:24:29,459
Now. forget about
my mother.

476
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:32,709
This is the woman you need
to get through. Charlie. this is Ruby.

477
00:24:32,792 --> 00:24:35,876
- Well. it's a pleasure to meet you.
- Oh. the pleasure's mine.

478
00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:39,584
Uh. excuse us.
l've got to talk to him about a rash.

479
00:24:42,709 --> 00:24:46,709
You're bringing a girl home
to meet your mother now?

480
00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:48,459
Yeah. Ruby. l am.

481
00:24:48,542 --> 00:24:51,001
The women is fresh off
the funny farm.

482
00:24:51,043 --> 00:24:54,334
l mean. why don't you
come back. let's say... next spring?

483
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,375
Oh. the trees
will be blooming.

484
00:24:56,459 --> 00:24:59,000
- lt'll be so beautiful. She'll love it.
- How is she?

485
00:24:59,042 --> 00:25:01,918
She's good.
The first thing she did

486
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,334
when she got home was make me
lock up all the booze.

487
00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:06,375
lt's Oprah!

488
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:08,918
Oprah!

489
00:25:08,959 --> 00:25:10,542
Yeah. Oprah.

490
00:25:10,626 --> 00:25:13,667
There's one in there
with the cast from ''Good Times'' too.

491
00:25:13,834 --> 00:25:16,209
So how big is this place?

492
00:25:16,292 --> 00:25:18,876
About four acres.
There's a tennis court.

493
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,918
two swimming pools.
indoor and outdoor-- it's kind of crazy.

494
00:25:22,001 --> 00:25:24,417
What?
No helicopter pad?

495
00:25:24,501 --> 00:25:25,959
Oh. no.
There's one out back.

496
00:25:26,001 --> 00:25:27,501
l'm kidding.

497
00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:29,168
Kevin!

498
00:25:29,210 --> 00:25:32,084
Oh. l've missed you
so much!

499
00:25:32,126 --> 00:25:34,043
l promise l'll never
leave you again.

500
00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:37,834
Oh my God. Mom.
Look at you. You look fantastic.

501
00:25:37,876 --> 00:25:41,584
- lt's just something l threw together.
- Come here.

502
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,083
- What?
- l want to introduce you to someone.

503
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,168
- Charlie. Mom.
- Kevin.

504
00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:48,792
Charlie. this is Mom.

505
00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:50,375
Mom. Charlie.

506
00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:52,584
Oh. hi.

507
00:25:54,126 --> 00:25:57,043
Oh. l'd love to just be able
to think of it and make it.

508
00:25:57,084 --> 00:25:59,375
l must have spent
the last 30 years

509
00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:01,209
looking for the perfect
little black--

510
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:03,209
- Cocktail dress.
- ...cocktail dress. Yes.

511
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:05,084
l know.

512
00:26:05,126 --> 00:26:08,125
Well. it doesn't matter. You could
wear anything with your figure.

513
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,584
- l mean. you look amazing.
- Oh. honey. thanks.

514
00:26:10,626 --> 00:26:14,209
Listen. when you're my age.
if ain't broke. you fix it before it is.

515
00:26:33,043 --> 00:26:35,167
Why the question mark?

516
00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,001
Oh. 'cause
l just don't know.

517
00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:40,501
l love your jewelry.

518
00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:42,501
- Oh. yes. Yes. thank you.
- l love that.

519
00:26:42,542 --> 00:26:45,042
- l like it-- the earth tones.
- lt's fantastic.

520
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:47,334
- Where did you get this from?
- My first husband.

521
00:26:47,417 --> 00:26:50,042
That's Kevin's father. He gave it to me
when we were in Peru.

522
00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:52,083
- lt's very earthy.
- lt's like the dress.

523
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:53,584
very earthy.

524
00:27:00,459 --> 00:27:03,626
l just think it's wonderful
that you've tried so many temp jobs.

525
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,667
Think of all
the experiences you have.

526
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:10,083
You've been
so quiet. Kevin.

527
00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:13,167
Oh. well. it's kind of hard to get
a word in edgewise with you two.

528
00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:16,043
Oh. is he great.
or what?

529
00:27:16,084 --> 00:27:18,043
l tell you too.
that's a little scary.

530
00:27:18,084 --> 00:27:20,210
Enjoy it while you can.

531
00:27:20,042 --> 00:27:21,834
Here you go.
some more coffee.

532
00:27:21,918 --> 00:27:24,417
Actually. l was a little nervous
about the two of you meeting.

533
00:27:24,501 --> 00:27:26,084
- Really?
- Why?

534
00:27:26,126 --> 00:27:27,876
Well. 'cause it's
important to me.

535
00:27:27,918 --> 00:27:30,292
Mom. you're the most
amazing woman l've ever known.

536
00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:34,334
And. Charlie.
l've never met anyone like you.

537
00:27:34,417 --> 00:27:36,792
You're real.
you're honest.

538
00:27:36,834 --> 00:27:39,334
And although we've only
known each other a few months.

539
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,751
l-l feel like
l've known you forever.

540
00:27:43,167 --> 00:27:45,792
l guess what l'm
trying to say here...

541
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:51,667
is what are you doing
for the rest of your life?

542
00:27:51,709 --> 00:27:53,959
What?

543
00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:02,125
Oh my God!

544
00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:04,751
Charlie. will you
marry me?

545
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:09,459
lt's...
it's too sudden.

546
00:28:09,542 --> 00:28:11,001
- She's in shock.
- No!

547
00:28:11,043 --> 00:28:13,459
- l mean. l am. but...
- Yes!

548
00:28:15,459 --> 00:28:16,959
Seriously?

549
00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:18,918
Seriously.

550
00:28:18,959 --> 00:28:20,667
No no. Say ''no.''

551
00:28:20,709 --> 00:28:23,126
Yes. Yes!

552
00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:25,292
Yeah!

553
00:28:25,334 --> 00:28:27,043
Oh. gee-- oh!

554
00:28:32,584 --> 00:28:34,792
Oh. l'm so happy for you.

555
00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:37,792
- Congratulations!
- Oh my God. l can't believe this.

556
00:28:37,876 --> 00:28:39,209
l am so happy for you.

557
00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:42,000
Congratulations!
l'm so pleased

558
00:28:42,042 --> 00:28:45,292
that you're going to be
my daughter-in-law.

559
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,918
Oh. congratulations.

560
00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:51,334
- l can't believe this.
- l'm so happy for you.

561
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,834
- Thank you!
- You're going to need a moment alone.

562
00:28:54,876 --> 00:28:57,125
- Excuse me. l'll be right back.
- Okay.

563
00:28:57,167 --> 00:28:58,542
Oh!

564
00:28:58,584 --> 00:28:59,667
Shit!

565
00:29:05,542 --> 00:29:07,542
Medicine.

566
00:29:07,626 --> 00:29:09,584
Let's see.

567
00:29:09,626 --> 00:29:11,167
No.

568
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,417
What's-- ah!

569
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:15,042
14% alcohol!

570
00:29:20,751 --> 00:29:23,792
- You are so crazy! Oh my God!
- l almost forgot.

571
00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:27,167
l've been carrying this around for two
weeks waiting for the perfect moment.

572
00:29:27,209 --> 00:29:29,209
l can't believe this
turned out to be it.

573
00:29:33,168 --> 00:29:35,126
- Kevin.
- Try it on.

574
00:29:41,209 --> 00:29:43,167
lt is the perfect moment.

575
00:29:45,959 --> 00:29:48,375
Maybe you should go
check on your mom.

576
00:29:48,459 --> 00:29:51,375
Oh. she's fine. She's probably
calling all of our relatives.

577
00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:54,334
Oh. Holy Spirit...

578
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,751
surround me with light.

579
00:29:58,043 --> 00:30:01,126
Please rid me
of my negative karma

580
00:30:01,168 --> 00:30:03,001
and my wickedness.

581
00:30:03,043 --> 00:30:06,000
Please help me be
a better person.

582
00:30:07,876 --> 00:30:12,083
l could just kill
that dog-walking slut!

583
00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:17,792
Of course.

584
00:30:17,834 --> 00:30:20,918
She's pregnant.

585
00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:26,083
So. goodness.
That was a lot to take in at teatime.

586
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,834
- Oh. you're telling me.
- l had no idea

587
00:30:28,876 --> 00:30:30,751
that you guys
were so serious.

588
00:30:30,792 --> 00:30:32,834
Kevin. you never
mentioned anything.

589
00:30:32,876 --> 00:30:35,250
- Mom.
- Here's what l want to say.

590
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,334
lt's wonderful
being in love.

591
00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:42,126
But l don't think marriage is
the best solution to a thing like this.

592
00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:47,125
Well. you know nowadays
a girl has so many alternatives

593
00:30:47,209 --> 00:30:49,709
to getting married--
there's adoption. abortion.

594
00:30:49,751 --> 00:30:52,126
- lesbianism-- Hmm?
- Whoa. Mom!

595
00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:55,210
- What are you talking about?
- Well. l mean. it's so sudden

596
00:30:55,042 --> 00:30:57,334
l have to assume
there's a pressing reason.

597
00:30:57,375 --> 00:30:59,417
Oh oh. no.

598
00:30:59,501 --> 00:31:01,126
Charlie's not pregnant.

599
00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:05,959
Call me old-fashioned.

600
00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:08,292
marriage is a sacred union

601
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:11,918
that should only be entered into
with the utmost care.

602
00:31:11,959 --> 00:31:13,959
Weren't you married
four times?

603
00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:17,250
Yes. dear.

604
00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:21,126
Which would make me an expert.
don't you think?

605
00:31:21,168 --> 00:31:23,168
Excuse me.

606
00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:27,792
lt's the hospital.
l'll be right back.

607
00:31:27,876 --> 00:31:29,542
Okay.

608
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,584
You want me to go
with you?

609
00:31:31,626 --> 00:31:33,584
No. stay right there.

610
00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:48,417
You know. this is as sudden
for me as it is for you.

611
00:31:48,501 --> 00:31:50,459
lt's too sudden. right?

612
00:31:50,501 --> 00:31:52,250
You think?

613
00:31:52,292 --> 00:31:53,876
Yeah.

614
00:31:53,918 --> 00:31:55,417
Really?

615
00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:04,792
l mean. what's the rush?
lt's not like the old days

616
00:32:04,876 --> 00:32:06,751
where you had to get married
and have kids.

617
00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:09,001
and have it all figured out
by the time you were 21.

618
00:32:09,043 --> 00:32:11,084
- Exactly.
- We have options now.

619
00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:13,000
And l've always liked
having my options. you know?

620
00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:14,501
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

621
00:32:14,542 --> 00:32:18,001
This is so... big.

622
00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:23,250
What am l--
what am l doing?

623
00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:29,126
l love Kevin.

624
00:32:31,043 --> 00:32:33,292
l want to spend the rest
of my life with him.

625
00:32:33,334 --> 00:32:36,125
Oh my God!
l'm getting married!

626
00:32:39,876 --> 00:32:41,918
Ruby!

627
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:44,792
Ruby. l need a bottle of champagne.
We're going to celebrate.

628
00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:47,375
May l have the key
to the liquor cabinet please?

629
00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:48,751
What key?

630
00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:52,334
The key. Ruby.

631
00:32:52,417 --> 00:32:55,043
Key?
There's no key.

632
00:32:55,126 --> 00:32:58,084
Ruby. give me the key.

633
00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:00,334
You want to take this
outside?

634
00:33:01,876 --> 00:33:05,126
Bring me the key.

635
00:33:11,126 --> 00:33:12,834
And fix your hair.

636
00:33:12,876 --> 00:33:14,792
You look like
a damned cockatoo.

637
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:21,959
She is such
a fabulous assistant.

638
00:33:28,792 --> 00:33:31,042
Hey. do you think
your mother liked me?

639
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:33,375
Of course. Why?

640
00:33:33,417 --> 00:33:36,918
l don't know. because she called me
a pregnant lesbian?

641
00:33:39,126 --> 00:33:41,001
l'm sure she meant that
as a compliment.

642
00:33:41,043 --> 00:33:43,334
Trust me.
She loved you.

643
00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:46,001
Oh. they're gone?

644
00:33:46,084 --> 00:33:48,667
l'll just put this baby
back to bed. okay?

645
00:33:48,709 --> 00:33:52,417
My son
the brilliant surgeon

646
00:33:52,459 --> 00:33:57,083
is gonna marry a temp.

647
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:09,083
Gonna need something
stronger than this.

648
00:34:09,167 --> 00:34:11,626
Where's that martini?

649
00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:14,334
Hooch will not solve
your problems.

650
00:34:14,334 --> 00:34:17,626
She's going to destroy him.

651
00:34:17,709 --> 00:34:19,709
lt is so clear.

652
00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:22,292
She's got no money.
no career goals.

653
00:34:22,334 --> 00:34:25,209
She was just waiting
for a rich innocent

654
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,001
to step right
in her path.

655
00:34:27,043 --> 00:34:29,334
Oh. Kevin's
smarter than that.

656
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:31,292
Come on.
you raised him well.

657
00:34:31,334 --> 00:34:33,126
He's a good boy.

658
00:34:33,210 --> 00:34:35,042
But he's a man.
That's the problem.

659
00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:38,167
The only time they think straight
is when they have an erection.

660
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:41,417
and it's usually pointed
right at the trampiest woman.

661
00:34:41,459 --> 00:34:44,834
You talking about
her or you?

662
00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:48,043
Look. there's nothing
you can do.

663
00:34:48,126 --> 00:34:49,375
Just let it go.

664
00:34:49,459 --> 00:34:52,043
You know what you need?
A project.

665
00:34:52,084 --> 00:34:53,584
Or another husband.

666
00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:56,084
You know. why don't you
marry another gay guy?

667
00:34:56,126 --> 00:34:57,667
That was fun.

668
00:34:57,709 --> 00:34:59,792
You know. you're right.

669
00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,626
l do need a project.

670
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:04,375
And l have
the perfect one.

671
00:35:04,417 --> 00:35:06,584
l am going
to save my son.

672
00:35:06,667 --> 00:35:08,792
Here.

673
00:35:08,876 --> 00:35:11,084
- What?
- You go use those old contacts of yours

674
00:35:11,168 --> 00:35:13,918
to get all the information you can
about that little pimp.

675
00:35:13,959 --> 00:35:16,292
And exactly what do you
expect to find?

676
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,584
Everybody's got
a past. honey.

677
00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,792
Find something.

678
00:35:21,876 --> 00:35:24,210
And l'm going to open up
the Montecito house

679
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,876
and get a party planner.

680
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:28,918
l'm going to give them
an engagement party.

681
00:35:28,959 --> 00:35:31,042
And then what?
Lock her in the basement?

682
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:33,375
When he sees how out of place
she is in his world.

683
00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:35,918
it's gonna be over.

684
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:38,501
This will end badly.

685
00:35:38,584 --> 00:35:40,375
Get me another one
of those.

686
00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:43,375
¶ Ooh-ohh ¶

687
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125
¶ l just want to
get down with you ¶

688
00:35:46,167 --> 00:35:47,959
¶ Eh! ¶

689
00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:50,959
¶ l just want
to get close to you ¶

690
00:35:51,043 --> 00:35:53,168
¶ Ooh-ohh ¶

691
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,126
¶ l just need to go
farther... ¶

692
00:35:55,168 --> 00:35:58,042
ls it me. or is each house
you take me to bigger than the last?

693
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,126
But l thought your mom
said this was a barbecue.

694
00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:11,417
Oh my God. lt looks like she's invited
everyone l've ever known.

695
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:15,876
And they're all
in black tie.

696
00:36:15,959 --> 00:36:17,918
Oh. there's my mom.
Mom!

697
00:36:17,959 --> 00:36:21,125
Darlings!
How was the trip?

698
00:36:21,209 --> 00:36:23,375
- Welcome.
- l'm sorry.

699
00:36:23,417 --> 00:36:25,667
- l didn't know this was a formal party.
- Well. that's because

700
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,959
l have something for you.
l bought you a new dress.

701
00:36:28,043 --> 00:36:29,834
Oh. see?
There's a dress upstairs.

702
00:36:29,876 --> 00:36:32,210
- Thank you.
- Besides. you look great in anything.

703
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,168
Exactly. You always look
so clean and shiny.

704
00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:38,751
Oh. Kevin. your tuxedo
is upstairs in your room.

705
00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:41,292
But first l want you to meet
some friends. Come.

706
00:36:41,334 --> 00:36:43,125
- Prince Amir.
- Can l change first?

707
00:36:46,501 --> 00:36:49,000
- This is Sarah. Kevin.
- You know Kevin.

708
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,834
And this is Charlie.
She's a temp.

709
00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:56,792
Charlie. this is the man that introduced the
euro to the global market.

710
00:36:56,834 --> 00:36:58,542
- Mr. Prime Minister.
- Viola.

711
00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:01,167
Oh. Marie. You know my son.
but this is Charlie.

712
00:37:01,209 --> 00:37:04,125
- Very good to meet you.
- So nice to meet you.

713
00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:06,501
- She's a temp.
- Yeah.

714
00:37:06,542 --> 00:37:09,210
l worked in a bank once.

715
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,250
Oh. look! There's
the Poet Laureate and--

716
00:37:11,292 --> 00:37:14,792
oh. Charlie. first l want you to meet
the Secretary of Commerce.

717
00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:16,417
Viola. please let me
change first.

718
00:37:16,459 --> 00:37:18,626
l don't want to meet her
in my flip-flops.

719
00:37:18,709 --> 00:37:22,210
Of course. of course. Ruby. would
you show Charlie to the guest room?

720
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,459
- Come on. Charlie.
- Thank you. Thank you.

721
00:37:31,042 --> 00:37:33,000
Wow!

722
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,918
Oh my--

723
00:37:35,001 --> 00:37:37,126
it's vintage.

724
00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,709
Oh. Fiona.

725
00:37:40,751 --> 00:37:43,792
- You look stunning.
- Thank you. So do you.

726
00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:45,876
My goodness.

727
00:37:45,918 --> 00:37:48,210
Kevin just went up
to his old room.

728
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,792
- Why don't you go say hello to him?
- l'd love to.

729
00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:52,709
Good girl.

730
00:38:06,209 --> 00:38:09,292
Fiona. what are you doing here?
l'm dressing.

731
00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:12,001
Why don't you let me give you
a hand with that?

732
00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:14,417
Give it up. Fiona.

733
00:38:15,834 --> 00:38:20,043
You know. you and l had
a very strong bond once.

734
00:38:20,084 --> 00:38:23,209
No. you and l had
very strong drinks once.

735
00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:24,959
That's not true.

736
00:38:25,001 --> 00:38:28,168
Kiss me. l'll remind you
how good it was.

737
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,459
What are you doing?

738
00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:31,209
l'm engaged.
l'm happy.

739
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:33,626
lt's gonna fit!

740
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,459
Why did she get me
such a small dress?

741
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:40,043
l have two asses.

742
00:38:43,501 --> 00:38:46,083
lt'll fit.
There we go.

743
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:47,918
Okay.

744
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:50,334
Okay! Okay!

745
00:38:53,959 --> 00:38:56,250
What is it about her
that's so special?

746
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:59,292
l don't know but l plan on spending
the rest of my life finding out.

747
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,167
Kevin!

748
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:08,626
God! Men in love
are really hot.

749
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:11,167
Fiona!

750
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,209
Oops! Um...

751
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:16,959
l was just giving Kevin
a congratulatory kiss.

752
00:39:17,043 --> 00:39:19,667
Don't. uh. worry.

753
00:39:19,709 --> 00:39:22,000
Why would l worry?
He's gay. right?

754
00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:28,542
Charlie!

755
00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:38,210
Charlie. that was not
what it looked like.

756
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,834
l'm going home.

757
00:39:39,876 --> 00:39:42,918
l've destroyed
priceless couture.

758
00:39:42,959 --> 00:39:47,959
l embarrassed myself
in front of 70% of the world's royalty.

759
00:39:48,043 --> 00:39:50,001
Oh! l forgot. yeah!

760
00:39:50,043 --> 00:39:54,042
l just caught you making out
with your ex-girlfriend.

761
00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,042
Charlie. let me explain.

762
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,417
Ugh!
lt doesn't matter.

763
00:40:01,210 --> 00:40:03,250
l can't do this.

764
00:40:06,834 --> 00:40:09,334
l don't belong here.
Kevin.

765
00:40:11,084 --> 00:40:13,751
And if l don't belong here
then maybe we don't--

766
00:40:13,792 --> 00:40:15,334
Hey hey hey.
Listen to me.

767
00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:17,375
lt's you and me now.

768
00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:20,375
This isn't my world anymore.

769
00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:22,417
You're my world.

770
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:31,334
Okay?

771
00:40:31,375 --> 00:40:34,084
Now let's get the hell out of here.
l'm taking you home.

772
00:40:34,126 --> 00:40:36,125
Okay.

773
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,667
Um...

774
00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:41,626
Let me try and get out
of this dress and then...

775
00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:43,876
Okay. see you
downstairs.

776
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:07,209
¶ There's a million miles
to go ¶

777
00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:12,459
¶ Till our happiness lives ¶

778
00:41:12,501 --> 00:41:17,959
¶ There's a million miles
to go ¶

779
00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:22,417
¶ Till our happiness lives. ¶

780
00:41:23,626 --> 00:41:25,167
Do you like it?

781
00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,084
Yeah. it's great.

782
00:41:27,168 --> 00:41:29,292
l'm so glad you
finally decided to do it.

783
00:41:29,334 --> 00:41:33,667
l don't know. l just woke up today
and it just felt like home.

784
00:41:33,709 --> 00:41:36,168
l'm gonna do
all three walls.

785
00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:38,834
You know. l think it's time
to take a break.

786
00:41:38,876 --> 00:41:40,083
Oh. wait!

787
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:42,501
- Wait a minute.
- Whoo whoo whoo!

788
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,209
l can't let it dry
too much.

789
00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:47,168
Oh God!

790
00:41:48,584 --> 00:41:51,542
Are we getting out of bed
today. ''Camille''?

791
00:41:51,584 --> 00:41:53,959
What for?

792
00:41:54,001 --> 00:41:56,125
l could die
and nobody would care.

793
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:57,834
l would.

794
00:41:57,876 --> 00:42:00,417
You promised me
a face-lift.

795
00:42:00,459 --> 00:42:04,043
Sit down. Ruby.
Sit with me. hold my hand.

796
00:42:05,959 --> 00:42:09,042
Have you got anything
on the girl yet?

797
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:11,042
Nothing. Nada.

798
00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:13,000
No criminal record.
No debt.

799
00:42:13,042 --> 00:42:16,459
Good grades. Went to design school.
And then a string of odd jobs.

800
00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:19,125
lsn't that exactly what
somebody with a past does?

801
00:42:19,209 --> 00:42:21,751
What about drugs?
What about promiscuity?

802
00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:23,751
She's had fewer lovers
in her entire life

803
00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:26,292
than you did
at closing day of Woodstock.

804
00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:29,292
Well. find something.

805
00:42:29,334 --> 00:42:33,168
Well. l guess if l had
a hair sample maybe l could take it

806
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,167
- to my little crime lab and--
- Perfect.

807
00:42:36,209 --> 00:42:38,083
l'll get to work on it.

808
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:40,959
Listen to me.
There is nothing.

809
00:42:41,001 --> 00:42:44,126
Has it ever occurred to you
that maybe she's a good girl?

810
00:42:44,168 --> 00:42:46,168
Oh. don't joke.

811
00:42:47,459 --> 00:42:51,043
l would like to speak to that woman
who got back from the loony bin.

812
00:42:51,084 --> 00:42:52,792
ls she around?

813
00:42:52,834 --> 00:42:55,542
Because you are taking me
for a spin in the crazy mobile.

814
00:42:57,918 --> 00:42:59,417
Ruby. Ruby.

815
00:42:59,501 --> 00:43:02,126
Everybody knows that when
a woman marries a man

816
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,210
she marries his mother
too. right?

817
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,126
What if l drive her crazy?

818
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:09,501
Okay. now you're
foaming at the mouth.

819
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,792
Oh!

820
00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:18,667
Charlie and Kevin's house.

821
00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:21,417
Oh. l forgot you live there.

822
00:43:23,043 --> 00:43:26,292
l didn't realize that you
had already moved in.

823
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:30,250
Kevin. stop it. l'm on the phone
with your mother! l'm sorry. Viola.

824
00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:32,751
The slut's practically
fornicating with him!

825
00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:34,125
- Stop it!
- l don't blame her.

826
00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:35,876
That boy's a fine piece of ass.

827
00:43:35,959 --> 00:43:39,417
Hold on. Viola.
He's-- stop it! Right here.

828
00:43:39,459 --> 00:43:41,459
Actually. Charlie.
the reason l'm calling

829
00:43:41,542 --> 00:43:44,209
is l wondered if you'd
like to have lunch next week.

830
00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:48,043
- Really?
- How would Tuesday work for you?

831
00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:50,667
Yeah.
Tuesday's perfect!

832
00:43:50,709 --> 00:43:53,667
Listen. Viola. l'm kind of in the middle
of something right now.

833
00:43:53,709 --> 00:43:55,792
um. but Tuesday's fine.

834
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,626
Yeah. me too.

835
00:43:57,667 --> 00:44:00,584
- Lots to do!
- Okay. bye!

836
00:44:01,709 --> 00:44:03,667
Oh.

837
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:08,751
l'll go get the vodka.

838
00:44:21,083 --> 00:44:23,292
lt's good to see you.

839
00:44:23,334 --> 00:44:25,334
There she is.

840
00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:32,125
Charlotte.

841
00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:35,584
Hi. l'm going to have
the garden salad

842
00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:39,626
and the low-cal Chinese dressing
and a decaf iced tea.

843
00:44:39,709 --> 00:44:42,375
- And you. miss?
- Oh. um. l'll just have a...

844
00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:45,918
cheeseburger
with fries and a soda.

845
00:44:46,001 --> 00:44:47,501
- All right.
- Okay.

846
00:44:47,542 --> 00:44:50,375
You continue
to surprise me.

847
00:44:50,417 --> 00:44:53,501
Aren't you worried about fitting
in your wedding dress?

848
00:44:53,584 --> 00:44:56,542
Well. l mean. l'm making the dress
to fit my body.

849
00:44:56,584 --> 00:44:58,125
not the other way
around.

850
00:44:58,167 --> 00:45:01,000
Whoa. l wish l had been
that confident when l got married.

851
00:45:01,042 --> 00:45:03,959
l'll tell you one thing
you're gonna have that l never did.

852
00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:06,084
a stupendous wedding.

853
00:45:06,126 --> 00:45:09,959
And it's important that we
book the church right away.

854
00:45:10,001 --> 00:45:13,126
l always thought
that Kevin looked like Jesus

855
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:15,792
in the cathedral down
on Second Street. Mmm.

856
00:45:17,792 --> 00:45:20,209
Actually. we were thinking
of having...

857
00:45:20,292 --> 00:45:22,584
a non-denominational
service.

858
00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:25,292
being that l'm more spiritual
than religious.

859
00:45:25,334 --> 00:45:26,751
Oh.

860
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:30,542
What about my place then?

861
00:45:30,584 --> 00:45:33,126
That way we don't even
need to book a location.

862
00:45:33,168 --> 00:45:35,292
And Kevin was born there
and grew up there.

863
00:45:35,334 --> 00:45:38,042
Oh. it would mean
so much to him. l'll plan it all.

864
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:41,876
We'll have that marvelous band
that the Swansons' had at their wedding.

865
00:45:41,959 --> 00:45:43,959
And a divine cake.
Oh. honey!

866
00:45:44,043 --> 00:45:46,168
No no no!
Tsk tsk tsk!

867
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,210
Chewing.
it's a disgusting habit.

868
00:45:49,292 --> 00:45:51,167
Oh. hold still.
l've gotta-- gotta--

869
00:45:51,209 --> 00:45:53,001
- There! Got it!
- Ow!

870
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:56,209
Thanks. um...

871
00:45:56,250 --> 00:45:58,375
What do you think
about peach?

872
00:46:00,250 --> 00:46:02,584
- Oh. um. excuse me.
- Yes?

873
00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:04,667
Can l get another salad
without the nuts?

874
00:46:04,709 --> 00:46:06,792
- l have allergies.
- Okay.

875
00:46:06,834 --> 00:46:09,667
l'm allergic to nuts.
and eggs. and shellfish.

876
00:46:09,709 --> 00:46:12,167
and blueberries.
Oh-- and soy.

877
00:46:12,209 --> 00:46:15,459
lt's amazing you've been able
to nourish yourself all these years.

878
00:46:16,876 --> 00:46:18,834
Oh. yeah!
The cake!

879
00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:22,959
l'm thinking traditional vanilla
with strawberry drizzle.

880
00:46:23,001 --> 00:46:27,250
Look. Viola. l really do
have all of this under control.

881
00:46:27,292 --> 00:46:29,043
l made this for you.

882
00:46:29,126 --> 00:46:31,876
lt's your wedding planner book.
Peach.

883
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:35,959
Oh.

884
00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,959
ls that a picture
of me and Kevin?

885
00:46:38,001 --> 00:46:41,626
Oh. and-- present time
from your new mama!

886
00:46:41,667 --> 00:46:43,459
Thanks.

887
00:46:49,584 --> 00:46:52,876
Wow!

888
00:46:52,918 --> 00:46:55,876
lt's big! You can see
the thorns on the roses.

889
00:46:55,918 --> 00:46:58,459
You'll wear it on your wedding day.
just like l did.

890
00:46:58,501 --> 00:47:01,000
Of course l was
a virgin when l wed.

891
00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:04,084
But we'll just pretend
with you.

892
00:47:04,126 --> 00:47:06,084
Now. about the wedding--

893
00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:08,751
the two of you are going to arrive
in a horse and carriage.

894
00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:12,000
And the driver's top-hat
will match the horse's saddles.

895
00:47:12,042 --> 00:47:13,918
and the ribbons
on the doves

896
00:47:13,959 --> 00:47:17,043
that will be released
at the exact moment

897
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:20,001
of ''l do.'' hmm?

898
00:47:21,334 --> 00:47:24,001
And l've been in touch
with your bridesmaids.

899
00:47:24,084 --> 00:47:25,667
How do you know
their names?

900
00:47:25,751 --> 00:47:28,542
Well. Kevin told me.
And l think for the honeymoon

901
00:47:28,584 --> 00:47:31,334
St. Bart's is the absolute
best place for you to go

902
00:47:31,375 --> 00:47:33,667
- 'cause Kevin adores it.
- Hey. just hold on!

903
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,334
Just wait
a minute. okay?

904
00:47:37,792 --> 00:47:39,709
No.

905
00:47:39,751 --> 00:47:42,043
Thank you. but no.

906
00:47:42,084 --> 00:47:44,918
Thank you.
but no to everything.

907
00:47:44,959 --> 00:47:48,000
No to the horse
and buggy.

908
00:47:48,042 --> 00:47:51,210
No to the top-hats.
and to the doves and geese

909
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,126
and any other farm animals
you're thinking of using that day.

910
00:47:54,210 --> 00:47:56,626
And definitely no to you
planning our honeymoon.

911
00:47:56,709 --> 00:47:58,168
- What?
- Oh no.

912
00:47:58,210 --> 00:47:59,417
l can-- oh!

913
00:47:59,459 --> 00:48:02,167
- Oh oh!
- What's wrong?

914
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,209
- ''Oh no'' what?
- My pills. my pills!

915
00:48:04,292 --> 00:48:05,626
Okay.
Well. let me help you.

916
00:48:05,667 --> 00:48:08,167
- Oh!
- Viola!

917
00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:10,209
- Oh. no!
- Wait. Viola!

918
00:48:10,292 --> 00:48:12,168
Viola!

919
00:48:12,210 --> 00:48:14,168
Viola!

920
00:48:14,210 --> 00:48:16,959
Oh my God. Viola.
Oh my God!

921
00:48:17,001 --> 00:48:18,959
- Give her some room.
- Help!

922
00:48:19,001 --> 00:48:21,667
- Give her some air.
- My God. is she dead?

923
00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:23,792
- No!
- Get her some help.

924
00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:25,834
lt couldn't be
that easy.

925
00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:32,626
She's had
an anxiety attack.

926
00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:34,918
which can feel like
a heart attack.

927
00:48:34,959 --> 00:48:36,501
She's gonna be okay.

928
00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:40,167
But she definitely needs
to take it easy. No stress.

929
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:43,334
She said that you were
yelling at her.

930
00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:47,042
that you refused her gift
and said she couldn't plan our wedding.

931
00:48:47,083 --> 00:48:49,959
Tell me that's
not true.

932
00:48:50,001 --> 00:48:52,918
Well. technically...

933
00:48:52,959 --> 00:48:54,042
yes.

934
00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:57,043
But. hold on.
l didn't yell at her.

935
00:48:57,084 --> 00:48:59,292
And she just kept pushing
and pushing and pushing.

936
00:48:59,334 --> 00:49:02,083
And. okay. l admit it.
l snapped a little bit. But--

937
00:49:02,167 --> 00:49:05,042
What was l supposed to do?
She wouldn't take no for an answer.

938
00:49:05,083 --> 00:49:08,001
Come on. look. you know
what a hard time she's been having.

939
00:49:08,043 --> 00:49:10,126
- So she's a little difficult.
- Difficult?

940
00:49:10,210 --> 00:49:11,459
A two-year-old
is difficult.

941
00:49:11,501 --> 00:49:13,792
- She's like-- ah!
- Come on. she's all alone.

942
00:49:13,876 --> 00:49:15,834
l'm all she's got--
we're all she's got.

943
00:49:15,876 --> 00:49:18,000
Come on.

944
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,626
Excuse me.

945
00:49:19,667 --> 00:49:22,125
l'm Dr. Chamberlain.
the psychiatrist in residence.

946
00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:23,834
- Are you Mrs. Fields's son?
- Yes.

947
00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:26,459
- May we speak in private?
- Actually. this is my fiancée.

948
00:49:26,501 --> 00:49:28,250
We can talk.
Um. is she okay?

949
00:49:28,292 --> 00:49:31,501
Well. l just completed your mother's
interview and l'm concerned.

950
00:49:31,542 --> 00:49:35,375
lt's possible that she's on the verge
of a psychotic break.

951
00:49:35,459 --> 00:49:39,375
l should probably see her
at least twice a week. minimum.

952
00:49:39,417 --> 00:49:42,167
Also. l prescribed her
some anti-anxiety medication.

953
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:45,043
lf she starts to feel
overwhelmed. they'll relax her.

954
00:49:45,126 --> 00:49:46,584
Does she live alone?

955
00:49:46,626 --> 00:49:48,126
Uh. yeah.

956
00:49:48,168 --> 00:49:50,083
Well. l feel
it would be best

957
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,000
if she were cared for
by relatives--

958
00:49:52,042 --> 00:49:54,542
people that are closest
to her during this time.

959
00:49:54,584 --> 00:49:57,210
Just until we're confident
that she's out of danger.

960
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,542
All right.
Well. thank you. Doctor.

961
00:50:01,001 --> 00:50:03,042
Oh. God.

962
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,210
l've got that
medical conference.

963
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,584
What am l gonna do?

964
00:50:06,667 --> 00:50:09,751
You know what?
Don't-- don't worry about it.

965
00:50:09,834 --> 00:50:12,375
Um. l'll take care of her.

966
00:50:15,168 --> 00:50:16,876
Thank you.

967
00:50:16,918 --> 00:50:18,709
- Come on.
- What?

968
00:50:18,751 --> 00:50:21,084
- No. come with me.
- No no. the doctor said no stress.

969
00:50:21,168 --> 00:50:24,209
- Charlie. come on. Enough already.
- l'll stay here. Kevin!

970
00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:28,709
Come on.

971
00:50:32,751 --> 00:50:35,084
l am so sorry.

972
00:50:35,126 --> 00:50:37,375
No. Mom. don't be.
lt's okay. really.

973
00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:38,417
Charlie?

974
00:50:40,626 --> 00:50:43,210
l'm sorry too. Viola.

975
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,334
No. l was too pushy.

976
00:50:46,751 --> 00:50:48,292
No.

977
00:50:48,375 --> 00:50:51,043
You weren't.
Look. Viola...

978
00:50:51,126 --> 00:50:55,043
l would love it if you would
help me with the wedding.

979
00:50:55,084 --> 00:50:57,876
lt's all right.
sweetheart. l--

980
00:50:57,918 --> 00:51:00,210
l don't really think
l'm up to it.

981
00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:02,001
My nerves are shot.

982
00:51:05,083 --> 00:51:06,918
Mom--

983
00:51:08,709 --> 00:51:11,751
Mom. Charlie and l think
you should live with us for a while.

984
00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:13,709
until you feel better.

985
00:51:13,792 --> 00:51:15,542
Are you sure?

986
00:51:17,459 --> 00:51:18,876
Oh!

987
00:51:20,042 --> 00:51:22,501
Oh. l can't possibly.

988
00:51:22,542 --> 00:51:24,292
- l couldn't.
- Mom. it's okay. Relax.

989
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,292
l couldn't possibly.

990
00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:32,542
Not unless l know
Charlotte's forgiven me.

991
00:51:34,168 --> 00:51:35,918
Will you?

992
00:51:37,042 --> 00:51:38,459
Me?

993
00:51:38,501 --> 00:51:40,501
Yeah. l forgive you.

994
00:51:46,001 --> 00:51:48,834
You just put those
anywhere.

995
00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:54,000
- Hi!
- Hi.

996
00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:56,667
- Are you feeling better?
- l'm much better. thank you.

997
00:51:56,709 --> 00:51:58,918
- Great.
- Sweetheart. l'm kind of thirsty.

998
00:51:59,001 --> 00:52:01,042
- Would you-- is the kitchen over there?
- Yeah. sure.

999
00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:03,459
- Great. Goodbye.
- Okay.

1000
00:52:04,918 --> 00:52:07,417
- Hey. Charlie.
- Are you moving in. too?

1001
00:52:07,501 --> 00:52:09,459
No. l don't like
the neighborhood.

1002
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,043
Look. do you have any
firearms in the house?

1003
00:52:12,084 --> 00:52:15,000
- No.
- You might want to get one.

1004
00:52:21,126 --> 00:52:23,626
When will you be back?

1005
00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:27,001
Soon as l can. honey.
l promise.

1006
00:52:27,043 --> 00:52:29,083
Are you sure
you're gonna be okay?

1007
00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:32,334
Yeah. l mean. hey.
it's only at night. right?

1008
00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:35,001
And. l mean. she's gonna
sleep most of the time

1009
00:52:35,043 --> 00:52:37,959
with those pills
the doctor gave her. Right?

1010
00:52:38,001 --> 00:52:40,667
Look. l know my mom can be
a little challenging.

1011
00:52:40,709 --> 00:52:43,126
So if you have any
problems just call me.

1012
00:52:43,168 --> 00:52:45,000
l'm on the first flight back.
l promise.

1013
00:52:45,042 --> 00:52:47,417
Okay.
Well. hurry home.

1014
00:52:47,459 --> 00:52:49,417
And who knows?
By the time l get back.

1015
00:52:49,459 --> 00:52:52,126
maybe you two
will be best friends.

1016
00:52:52,168 --> 00:52:54,168
Oh. am l interrupting
something?

1017
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,125
- Uh. no. Mom. come in.
- The caterer called.

1018
00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:58,167
He still thinks
l'm doing the wedding.

1019
00:52:58,209 --> 00:53:01,209
He sent over a sample plate
'cause l gave him the colors you wanted.

1020
00:53:01,334 --> 00:53:03,501
l said absolutely no peach.

1021
00:53:03,542 --> 00:53:08,000
And from now on. everything
goes through my new daughter.

1022
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:10,168
- Thank you.
- Yeah?

1023
00:53:10,210 --> 00:53:11,667
Okay. l'll be
right down. thanks.

1024
00:53:11,751 --> 00:53:15,667
- Oh. here. Look.
- Oh. it's beautiful. Viola.

1025
00:53:15,751 --> 00:53:18,000
- Thank you.
- Oh. l'm glad you like it.

1026
00:53:18,042 --> 00:53:20,042
- Thanks.
- My car's here. Gotta go.

1027
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:21,667
- Bye. Mom. Bye. Mom.
- Okay.

1028
00:53:21,709 --> 00:53:24,459
Oh. bye. sweetie.
Oh. it's gonna be fun.

1029
00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:26,792
- We're gonna have such a good time.
- l love you.

1030
00:53:26,834 --> 00:53:28,876
- l'll be a good roommate. l promise.
- Okay.

1031
00:53:28,959 --> 00:53:31,292
Ohh!

1032
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:34,751
lt's so nice
to have a girlfriend.

1033
00:53:34,792 --> 00:53:36,375
Yeah. huh?

1034
00:54:03,084 --> 00:54:04,709
Viola?

1035
00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:08,083
- Are you all right?
- l can't sleep.

1036
00:54:11,043 --> 00:54:13,210
l feel so alone.

1037
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,000
l do.

1038
00:54:15,042 --> 00:54:17,000
You're not alone.
l'm here.

1039
00:54:18,751 --> 00:54:21,709
Did you take
your pills?

1040
00:54:21,751 --> 00:54:25,209
My pills?
Oh no. l forgot.

1041
00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:27,834
Could you get them
for me. sweetie?

1042
00:54:27,876 --> 00:54:29,918
They're on the sink.

1043
00:54:29,959 --> 00:54:31,959
Sure.

1044
00:54:39,417 --> 00:54:41,043
Here they are.

1045
00:54:42,417 --> 00:54:45,001
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1046
00:54:45,084 --> 00:54:48,001
Oh. l don't have any water.
Could you get me some water please?

1047
00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:50,375
Okay.

1048
00:54:50,459 --> 00:54:53,043
Oh. l can't drink out
of the tap.

1049
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,125
Would you get me some Evian...
with ice?

1050
00:54:58,292 --> 00:54:59,792
Yeah.

1051
00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:09,417
Here you go.

1052
00:55:09,501 --> 00:55:11,042
Oh. thank you.

1053
00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:15,501
You have a good night.
okay?

1054
00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:18,834
Charlotte?

1055
00:55:18,918 --> 00:55:20,751
l hate to ask you this.

1056
00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:23,042
but it's my
first night here.

1057
00:55:23,083 --> 00:55:25,792
Could you stay with me?

1058
00:55:25,876 --> 00:55:27,751
Please?

1059
00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,083
Sleep with me.
Be a good girl.

1060
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:35,042
Huh? No no no!

1061
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:37,792
No no. don't!

1062
00:55:39,501 --> 00:55:41,626
God! Viola!

1063
00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:43,834
- Are you okay?
- No. let go of me. you!

1064
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:49,459
No.

1065
00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:04,083
Huh? Oh!

1066
00:56:04,125 --> 00:56:06,042
Okay. Okay.

1067
00:56:28,209 --> 00:56:31,125
Hi. how was your day?

1068
00:56:31,167 --> 00:56:33,084
lt was... okay.

1069
00:56:33,126 --> 00:56:34,876
Wonderful!

1070
00:56:34,918 --> 00:56:36,250
You're cooking.

1071
00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:39,334
l wanted to make you
dinner all by myself.

1072
00:56:39,417 --> 00:56:41,000
- Sit.
- Okay.

1073
00:56:44,584 --> 00:56:46,542
lt's steak
and kidney pie.

1074
00:56:46,584 --> 00:56:49,918
Actually. the steak didn't defrost
in time so it's mostly kidney.

1075
00:56:50,001 --> 00:56:52,001
Mmm!

1076
00:56:52,084 --> 00:56:54,043
- Do you like it?
- Mm-hm!

1077
00:56:56,209 --> 00:56:58,292
l made a decision today.

1078
00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:01,209
l called my lawyer
and l asked him to redo my will.

1079
00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:04,083
l want to include
my new daughter.

1080
00:57:07,959 --> 00:57:10,084
Really. Viola.
that's not necessary.

1081
00:57:10,126 --> 00:57:11,959
Oh. don't be silly.
l want to.

1082
00:57:12,001 --> 00:57:15,083
Of course they have all these
stupid questions that they want to ask.

1083
00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:18,210
You know. like. ''Are you
currently an illegal alien?''

1084
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,918
Oh. uh. no.

1085
00:57:22,168 --> 00:57:24,167
Oh. that's interesting.
Okay.

1086
00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:27,501
Um. are there any hereditary illnesses
in your family?

1087
00:57:27,542 --> 00:57:30,501
You know. the kind that could be
passed on to grandchildren?

1088
00:57:30,542 --> 00:57:32,375
- Uh. no.
- No.

1089
00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:35,417
How many men have you been
sexually active with?

1090
00:57:35,501 --> 00:57:37,709
What? Why would they
want to know that?

1091
00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:40,542
That many. huh?

1092
00:57:40,584 --> 00:57:43,209
Would you be willing to sign
a prenuptial agreement?

1093
00:57:45,792 --> 00:57:47,792
- Excuse me?
- l know.

1094
00:57:47,834 --> 00:57:50,709
They're such nosy bastards.
lt's none of their business.

1095
00:57:50,751 --> 00:57:52,167
Let's just deal
with this later.

1096
00:57:52,209 --> 00:57:54,751
No. why don't we deal
with it right now?

1097
00:57:57,792 --> 00:58:00,001
l'll tell you what.
l'll clean up the kitchen

1098
00:58:00,084 --> 00:58:01,167
and you continue
enjoying your dinner.

1099
00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:04,001
No no no.

1100
00:58:04,084 --> 00:58:06,375
You did all the cooking.
l'll clean up.

1101
00:58:06,417 --> 00:58:08,250
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1102
00:58:08,292 --> 00:58:10,792
l am kind of tired.
Thanks.

1103
00:58:10,834 --> 00:58:12,709
Well. l'll just
go up to bed then.

1104
00:58:12,751 --> 00:58:15,209
l had kind of a difficult
night last night.

1105
00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:17,250
You had a difficult night?

1106
00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:23,375
He's skidding
out of control.

1107
00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,626
This bus is out of control.

1108
00:58:31,209 --> 00:58:33,167
ls somebody there?

1109
00:58:33,209 --> 00:58:35,542
Tina.

1110
00:58:37,334 --> 00:58:39,292
Tina.

1111
00:58:39,334 --> 00:58:41,126
Who the hell is that?

1112
00:59:00,210 --> 00:59:01,959
Oh.

1113
00:59:02,043 --> 00:59:04,001
What?
Oh my God.

1114
00:59:04,043 --> 00:59:07,001
- l thought you were sleeping.
- Well. l couldn't sleep.

1115
00:59:07,043 --> 00:59:09,001
Hmm? What do you think
of my outfit?

1116
00:59:09,043 --> 00:59:11,918
This is a ceremonial robe
given to me by Chairman Mao.

1117
00:59:12,001 --> 00:59:13,501
These go with the robe.

1118
00:59:13,542 --> 00:59:16,542
This was a birthday gift
from the Dalai Lama.

1119
00:59:16,584 --> 00:59:18,792
He never forgot
my birthday.

1120
00:59:18,876 --> 00:59:21,167
Of course now
he doesn't care anymore.

1121
00:59:21,209 --> 00:59:23,167
- Do you mind if l sit with you?
- No.

1122
00:59:23,209 --> 00:59:25,167
- Just for a little while.
- Okay.

1123
00:59:25,209 --> 00:59:29,667
Why is she running?

1124
00:59:29,709 --> 00:59:32,250
Well. someone's
chasing her.

1125
00:59:32,292 --> 00:59:34,667
Why is he chasing her?

1126
00:59:34,751 --> 00:59:36,918
l'm not sure.

1127
00:59:37,001 --> 00:59:38,501
Well. who is he?

1128
00:59:38,584 --> 00:59:40,751
l don't know.
We have to watch.

1129
00:59:40,834 --> 00:59:43,210
- You have to stop talking.
- Mm.

1130
00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:45,000
Don't you hate
what she's wearing?

1131
00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:48,001
Running out there
with bare feet and. what is that.

1132
00:59:48,084 --> 00:59:50,209
a pajama top?
lt's so unrealistic.

1133
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:53,167
l once did a whole segment
on nighttime television.

1134
00:59:53,209 --> 00:59:55,792
You would not believe

1135
00:59:55,876 --> 00:59:58,125
how much the demographics
influence the networks.

1136
00:59:58,167 --> 01:00:01,417
l mean it's just ridiculous.
All they care about is the bottom line.

1137
01:00:01,459 --> 01:00:03,584
Oh. it's so nice just to sit
with family and do nothing. huh?

1138
01:00:03,626 --> 01:00:06,417
Don't even need to talk.
lt's wonderful.

1139
01:00:06,459 --> 01:00:08,709
l miss so much
being a working mom.

1140
01:00:08,792 --> 01:00:10,667
l used to bring Kevin.
though. to the set.

1141
01:00:10,709 --> 01:00:12,626
That's where he met
Gore Vidal and Jackie Chan.

1142
01:00:12,667 --> 01:00:14,125
ls there anybody famous
in this movie?

1143
01:00:14,209 --> 01:00:15,834
Because l don't know
any of them.

1144
01:00:15,918 --> 01:00:17,542
And they all look
the same-- all the girls

1145
01:00:17,584 --> 01:00:20,043
have the same body.
all the boys have the same hair.

1146
01:00:20,126 --> 01:00:22,626
...so many beautiful people
who live in Los Angeles?

1147
01:00:22,709 --> 01:00:25,584
l think all the beautiful genes
ended up in California.

1148
01:00:25,626 --> 01:00:28,918
Why is he kissing her?
lt's beyond me.

1149
01:00:46,292 --> 01:00:50,417
l'm sorry. l thought
it was air freshener.

1150
01:01:00,001 --> 01:01:02,459
- Charlie?
- Dr. Batel's office.

1151
01:01:03,501 --> 01:01:05,709
Miss Reynolds?

1152
01:01:05,751 --> 01:01:07,709
Hi.

1153
01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:09,501
Yeah.

1154
01:01:09,542 --> 01:01:11,959
Nope. Okay.

1155
01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:14,000
Bye.

1156
01:01:16,209 --> 01:01:19,959
Oh God. l-l'm sorry.

1157
01:01:20,043 --> 01:01:22,209
You know what?
That's probably my fault.

1158
01:01:22,292 --> 01:01:25,126
l mean.
l never thought she'd--

1159
01:01:25,210 --> 01:01:27,210
l mean. she's a little
eccentric. you know?

1160
01:01:27,042 --> 01:01:29,876
- l'm sorry.
- Well. lt doesn't matter.

1161
01:01:29,959 --> 01:01:33,167
l don't want to talk about your mom
tonight. l want to talk about us.

1162
01:01:33,209 --> 01:01:36,584
- l miss you.
- l miss you too.

1163
01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:40,334
Especially now
when l'm in the tub...

1164
01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:43,542
naked and wet...

1165
01:01:43,584 --> 01:01:45,542
and naked.

1166
01:01:45,584 --> 01:01:48,334
Really?

1167
01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:50,542
Well. do you know what l would do
to you if l was there?

1168
01:01:50,626 --> 01:01:52,167
- What?
- Well. for starters--

1169
01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:54,210
Charlie!

1170
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,168
- l'm not looking. l'm not looking.
- Hello?

1171
01:01:56,210 --> 01:01:58,167
- l just wanted to return your shampoo.
- Your mom just walked in.

1172
01:01:58,250 --> 01:02:01,126
You really should use a shampoo
that doesn't dry your hair so much.

1173
01:02:01,210 --> 01:02:03,542
We don't want a bride
with straw under her veil.

1174
01:02:03,626 --> 01:02:05,584
- Oh. is that Kevin?
- Yeah. it is.

1175
01:02:05,626 --> 01:02:08,210
- Honey. your mom wants to talk to you.
- Sweetie. hi.

1176
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,542
- Hi. Mom.
- Honey. l can't thank you both enough.

1177
01:02:11,626 --> 01:02:15,542
- Of course.
- l'm having the most wonderful time.

1178
01:02:15,584 --> 01:02:18,126
- How's Charlie?
- Oh. she's been a doll.

1179
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:20,125
We've been girlfriends
all week.

1180
01:02:20,209 --> 01:02:23,125
- Great.
- l'm gonna be sad to go home.

1181
01:02:23,167 --> 01:02:27,083
You do? Well. you never know
what the future's gonna bring right?

1182
01:02:27,167 --> 01:02:29,083
l mean. l do love
this neighborhood.

1183
01:02:29,167 --> 01:02:30,792
ln fact. you know.
two doors down.

1184
01:02:30,876 --> 01:02:32,918
there's this house
for sale.

1185
01:02:33,001 --> 01:02:34,959
lt's got two
big bay windows

1186
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,709
and a great rose garden.

1187
01:02:36,792 --> 01:02:38,751
You know how
l love rose gardens.

1188
01:02:38,792 --> 01:02:41,167
And basically.
it's got my name all over it.

1189
01:02:41,209 --> 01:02:43,167
l'm having my--
my-- um...

1190
01:02:43,209 --> 01:02:45,167
real estate guy
look into it.

1191
01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:47,084
She's buying a house here?

1192
01:02:47,126 --> 01:02:48,918
Two doors away.

1193
01:02:48,959 --> 01:02:52,001
''Lovely property.
Beautiful bay windows.''

1194
01:02:52,043 --> 01:02:54,001
lt's bullshit!

1195
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:56,042
She doesn't even like
this neighborhood.

1196
01:02:56,125 --> 01:02:58,459
Oh God. l'm so exhausted.

1197
01:02:58,501 --> 01:03:00,417
She's driving me insane!

1198
01:03:00,459 --> 01:03:03,792
- l can't do this.
- Yes. you can!

1199
01:03:03,834 --> 01:03:06,709
Stop being
such a big baby.

1200
01:03:06,751 --> 01:03:09,042
Kevin is the best thing
that ever happened to you.

1201
01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:12,375
Charlie. do not
give up on this one.

1202
01:03:12,459 --> 01:03:14,417
lt seems Mommy Dearest
has been keeping

1203
01:03:14,459 --> 01:03:17,250
a very close eye on you.
sweetie.

1204
01:03:17,292 --> 01:03:20,125
What are you talking about?
What are you doing in her clothes?

1205
01:03:20,167 --> 01:03:23,751
l was just upstairs in her room
minding my own business.

1206
01:03:23,792 --> 01:03:26,417
And l found all of this
in her closet.

1207
01:03:26,459 --> 01:03:29,126
She's been
investigating you.

1208
01:03:29,210 --> 01:03:30,751
Whoa.

1209
01:03:30,834 --> 01:03:33,168
Why does she have
your high school transcripts?

1210
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,542
l know.

1211
01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:38,792
There's a picture of me
at the beach?!

1212
01:03:38,834 --> 01:03:40,375
- Yes. it is.
- l can't believe that.

1213
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:42,584
There's another picture
of you in here.

1214
01:03:42,667 --> 01:03:44,043
And it's-- look.

1215
01:03:44,084 --> 01:03:45,501
Look at that.
lt's like a closeup.

1216
01:03:45,584 --> 01:03:48,000
But you have to be close
to take that. right?

1217
01:03:48,042 --> 01:03:50,168
Look at all this Gucci!

1218
01:03:50,210 --> 01:03:53,126
lt's just
Gucci Gucci Gucci!

1219
01:03:53,168 --> 01:03:56,042
She has skin caviar.
This stuff sells for $400 a jar.

1220
01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,042
- l've heard of that. l want a try.
- Here.

1221
01:03:58,083 --> 01:04:00,083
- Mm.
- Doesn't that smell good?

1222
01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:02,210
Ooh. hello.

1223
01:04:02,042 --> 01:04:04,042
What are these?

1224
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,584
Those are
just her anti-anxiety pills.

1225
01:04:06,626 --> 01:04:09,084
- Ooh. these are good.
- Really?

1226
01:04:09,126 --> 01:04:11,375
They'd knock out a horse.
l have these at home.

1227
01:04:11,417 --> 01:04:13,542
- You do?
- Wait

1228
01:04:13,584 --> 01:04:17,126
l don't know what these are.
But they're definitely not what l take.

1229
01:04:17,168 --> 01:04:18,918
They smell like
oranges or something.

1230
01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:20,125
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1231
01:04:20,167 --> 01:04:22,501
Let me see.

1232
01:04:25,459 --> 01:04:28,167
Hi. Andy.
lt's Charlie.

1233
01:04:28,209 --> 01:04:31,167
Now. l'm not working
for Dr. Batel's office this week.

1234
01:04:31,209 --> 01:04:34,459
But l had a question.
Yeah. about some pills.

1235
01:04:34,542 --> 01:04:36,042
Can l stop by?

1236
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:38,709
Charlie. l'm having
a bit of a bad day.

1237
01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,292
so Ruby's gonna take me
to see Dr. Chamberlain.

1238
01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:44,083
Okay!
You take care!

1239
01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:53,125
Let's see
what you're up to.

1240
01:04:55,751 --> 01:04:57,834
- There you go.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.

1241
01:04:57,876 --> 01:05:00,209
- And thank you.
- Wear that. sister.

1242
01:05:00,250 --> 01:05:03,125
Okay. now Cartier
is one right down.

1243
01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:04,542
- Where's Niketown?
- What?

1244
01:05:04,584 --> 01:05:06,542
- Niketown.
- Niketown?

1245
01:05:06,584 --> 01:05:08,584
Bad day. my ass.

1246
01:05:20,209 --> 01:05:22,459
Wait a minute.

1247
01:05:22,542 --> 01:05:25,292
Dr. Chamberlain?

1248
01:05:25,334 --> 01:05:28,126
All right.

1249
01:05:30,876 --> 01:05:32,417
Hello?

1250
01:05:32,459 --> 01:05:34,417
Hey. Andy.

1251
01:05:34,459 --> 01:05:38,001
What are they?

1252
01:05:38,043 --> 01:05:40,918
Chewable vitamin Cs. huh?

1253
01:05:40,959 --> 01:05:43,083
Okay. thanks.

1254
01:05:51,584 --> 01:05:54,000
l know. l can't believe
the wedding's only a week away.

1255
01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:58,043
No. we do the final
walk-through on Monday.

1256
01:05:58,126 --> 01:06:00,459
Oh! Wait a minute.
l think l hear her car.

1257
01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:05,792
Drop my stuff
at my house. okay?

1258
01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:08,001
All right.
Look crazy.

1259
01:06:23,168 --> 01:06:24,876
Charlie!

1260
01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:30,043
Ch-ch-ch...

1261
01:06:30,084 --> 01:06:32,084
Ch-ch-ahh--
Charlie!

1262
01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:34,043
Oh. l had to bring him
home with me today.

1263
01:06:34,084 --> 01:06:36,167
He's harmless.

1264
01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:38,250
Sit. No!

1265
01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:40,084
No. No.

1266
01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:42,167
No. Zorro! Sit!

1267
01:06:48,209 --> 01:06:50,000
ls that expensive?

1268
01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:54,292
lt was.

1269
01:06:58,250 --> 01:06:59,792
Sorry!

1270
01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:12,667
Oh!

1271
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,042
Charlie!

1272
01:07:19,209 --> 01:07:21,210
Bonus.

1273
01:07:22,459 --> 01:07:25,001
Good boy.
Come on.

1274
01:07:25,043 --> 01:07:26,626
Come on.

1275
01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:33,043
Mmm.

1276
01:07:33,126 --> 01:07:35,375
Hello. old friend.

1277
01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,876
Viola!

1278
01:07:37,918 --> 01:07:39,959
You can't mix alcohol
with your pills!

1279
01:07:41,501 --> 01:07:43,709
l'm a little upset

1280
01:07:43,751 --> 01:07:45,709
as you can imagine.

1281
01:07:45,751 --> 01:07:47,126
Well. l know that

1282
01:07:47,168 --> 01:07:49,292
and l'm sorry.
but your doctor said

1283
01:07:49,334 --> 01:07:51,250
if you're feeling upset

1284
01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:53,709
that you should take
your pills. not alcohol.

1285
01:07:53,751 --> 01:07:56,959
So you relax.
l'll get them.

1286
01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:02,083
Shit.

1287
01:08:18,792 --> 01:08:20,542
Here we go.

1288
01:08:20,584 --> 01:08:22,542
This will make
you feel better.

1289
01:08:22,584 --> 01:08:24,375
Drink up.

1290
01:08:28,126 --> 01:08:30,084
Now l hope you like
what l made.

1291
01:08:30,168 --> 01:08:32,375
lt's one of my mother's
specialties.

1292
01:08:36,792 --> 01:08:39,667
- What's that?
- Tripe.

1293
01:08:39,709 --> 01:08:42,000
lt's a delicacy.

1294
01:08:42,042 --> 01:08:43,626
Try it.

1295
01:08:48,084 --> 01:08:51,459
lt's like nothing
you've ever tasted.

1296
01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:53,083
Trust me.

1297
01:08:58,626 --> 01:09:00,250
So Kevin called.

1298
01:09:00,292 --> 01:09:02,167
He's coming home tomorrow.
l can't wait.

1299
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,001
l'm so excited.
l miss him so much.

1300
01:09:04,084 --> 01:09:06,626
l was thinking maybe the three of us
could go to lunch tomorrow.

1301
01:09:06,709 --> 01:09:08,667
What do you think?

1302
01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:10,292
Yeah. l think it's
a great idea too.

1303
01:09:10,334 --> 01:09:12,501
l'll make reservations.

1304
01:09:12,542 --> 01:09:14,792
lt'll be so much fun.

1305
01:09:15,834 --> 01:09:17,709
Don't you just love
being girlfriends?

1306
01:09:26,125 --> 01:09:28,292
Night-night.
sleep tight.

1307
01:09:40,334 --> 01:09:43,001
And good morning
to you too.

1308
01:09:46,168 --> 01:09:48,334
- Ruby. is that you?
- ln here!

1309
01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:53,709
Oh my God.
ls she all right?

1310
01:09:53,751 --> 01:09:55,709
l thought she went
to bed.

1311
01:09:55,751 --> 01:09:57,876
l don't know.
l haven't seen her like this

1312
01:09:57,918 --> 01:09:59,876
since ''The View''
won an Emmy.

1313
01:09:59,918 --> 01:10:02,126
l wish l could stay
and help

1314
01:10:02,168 --> 01:10:04,375
but l've got to go
pick up Kevin at the airport.

1315
01:10:08,501 --> 01:10:10,459
What?

1316
01:10:10,501 --> 01:10:12,709
l underestimated you.

1317
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,876
You don't need a gun.

1318
01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:20,125
l don't know
what you're talking about.

1319
01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:21,626
Mm-hm.

1320
01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:27,084
Last call!

1321
01:10:31,084 --> 01:10:32,918
We'll see you
tomorrow night.

1322
01:10:32,959 --> 01:10:36,000
Uh. there's a reservation
under Fields. Kevin.

1323
01:10:36,042 --> 01:10:37,792
Yes. right this way.

1324
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:40,792
l'm so glad my mom and you
had a great week.

1325
01:10:40,834 --> 01:10:43,168
We did. l learned
a lot about her.

1326
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,876
So who's
the mystery guest?

1327
01:10:46,459 --> 01:10:48,834
Oh. surprise!

1328
01:10:48,876 --> 01:10:51,918
l thought your office
said we were having lunch alone.

1329
01:10:51,959 --> 01:10:54,459
Well. l hope you guys
forgive me. l just--

1330
01:10:54,501 --> 01:10:56,667
l wanted to talk
to you and Kevin together.

1331
01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:01,375
So how are you. Mom?

1332
01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:03,417
Fine.

1333
01:11:03,459 --> 01:11:07,292
Though l did have
a rather difficult night.

1334
01:11:07,334 --> 01:11:10,417
Ooh. it was probably
that martini you had.

1335
01:11:10,459 --> 01:11:12,667
Mom. you're not supposed
to be drink alcohol

1336
01:11:12,709 --> 01:11:15,250
with those pills
you're taking.

1337
01:11:15,334 --> 01:11:17,168
You know. the truth is

1338
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,083
l owe you an apology.

1339
01:11:19,167 --> 01:11:22,417
You know. l was so insensitive
to your feelings

1340
01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:24,125
about wanting to help
with the wedding.

1341
01:11:24,209 --> 01:11:26,501
Oh. it's ancient history.

1342
01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:29,250
A young bride doesn't want to hear
the opinions of an old widow.

1343
01:11:29,292 --> 01:11:31,000
No no.
that is not true.

1344
01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:33,375
l mean. you're going
to be my mom soon.

1345
01:11:35,626 --> 01:11:38,209
And a grandma shortly
after. hopefully.

1346
01:11:41,168 --> 01:11:44,459
And l want you to know
that l will do anything it takes

1347
01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:47,125
to make this
relationship work.

1348
01:11:48,667 --> 01:11:50,792
That said...

1349
01:11:50,876 --> 01:11:52,876
will you be my maid--

1350
01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,000
l mean. my matron
of honor?

1351
01:11:55,042 --> 01:11:58,083
Charlie. that's--
that's amazing.

1352
01:11:58,167 --> 01:12:00,209
- Mom. what do you say?
- But. uh...

1353
01:12:00,292 --> 01:12:02,501
Morgan is gonna be
your maid of honor.

1354
01:12:02,584 --> 01:12:06,084
Oh no. she has graciously
relinquished her title to you.

1355
01:12:06,126 --> 01:12:09,126
And l had this
specially made up.

1356
01:12:09,168 --> 01:12:12,043
A dress in your
favorite color-- peach.

1357
01:12:13,125 --> 01:12:15,501
- Come on. open it.
- Well. that's--

1358
01:12:15,542 --> 01:12:17,542
Char-- ah.

1359
01:12:22,126 --> 01:12:24,250
l-l don't think l can.

1360
01:12:24,334 --> 01:12:26,334
Mom. l think
it's a great idea.

1361
01:12:26,417 --> 01:12:28,168
l just don't think
l'm up to it.

1362
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,167
l really don't. l've got
to talk to my doctor.

1363
01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:31,959
Oh. l called him.
Yeah!

1364
01:12:32,001 --> 01:12:33,876
And he said he thought
it was a great idea.

1365
01:12:36,043 --> 01:12:38,043
- You called my psychiatrist?
- Mm-hmm.

1366
01:12:38,126 --> 01:12:41,126
ln fact. we had lunch
at The lvy.

1367
01:12:41,210 --> 01:12:43,210
Well. anyway--

1368
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,459
he said. considering
this turning point in your life.

1369
01:12:46,501 --> 01:12:48,209
you know. losing
so much so suddenly.

1370
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,959
that being involved
in the future

1371
01:12:50,001 --> 01:12:52,542
would be the best therapy
in the world for you right now.

1372
01:12:52,584 --> 01:12:55,667
Careful. You know
those are strong.

1373
01:12:55,751 --> 01:12:59,918
You know. we...
are your future.

1374
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,292
and we want you
to be part of it.

1375
01:13:04,043 --> 01:13:06,792
l can have a list of duties
for you tomorrow.

1376
01:13:06,876 --> 01:13:08,918
No.

1377
01:13:09,001 --> 01:13:11,626
M-mom-- no. Mom.

1378
01:13:11,709 --> 01:13:13,876
Mom. don't cry.

1379
01:13:13,959 --> 01:13:16,209
Here.

1380
01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,959
Charlie.

1381
01:13:22,542 --> 01:13:24,501
l didn't think
l would be this emotional.

1382
01:13:24,542 --> 01:13:26,083
Mom. here.
Can l?

1383
01:13:26,125 --> 01:13:28,292
Oh. oh!

1384
01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:30,918
Oh. thank you. baby.
l love you.

1385
01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:33,084
- l love you too.
- l love you too!

1386
01:13:33,168 --> 01:13:35,542
l love you too. Mom.

1387
01:13:35,626 --> 01:13:38,918
Kevin. you know what? Why don't you
give your mom and l a moment alone?

1388
01:13:38,959 --> 01:13:40,501
Yes. of course.

1389
01:13:46,126 --> 01:13:48,584
Just so you know.
the crying bits are getting old.

1390
01:13:48,667 --> 01:13:51,459
Just so you know.
Kevin likes his girls thin.

1391
01:13:51,501 --> 01:13:53,792
Oh! Well.
l can always get liposuction.

1392
01:13:53,834 --> 01:13:55,792
l've been meaning to ask.
ls it painful?

1393
01:13:55,834 --> 01:13:58,083
That maid of honor bit.

1394
01:13:58,125 --> 01:14:00,126
Priceless!

1395
01:14:00,168 --> 01:14:03,501
You know what they say? Keep your
friends close. keep your enemies closer.

1396
01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:06,167
- Oh!
- Now you listen to me.

1397
01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:08,209
This is my game now.

1398
01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:11,417
You are going to tell Kevin that you
are not moving into our neighborhood.

1399
01:14:11,459 --> 01:14:14,000
and that you've decided
that you're feeling like it's time

1400
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:16,125
that you go on
with your own life!

1401
01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:18,834
You're moving out
of our house immediately.

1402
01:14:18,918 --> 01:14:21,209
This is over!

1403
01:14:22,876 --> 01:14:24,250
Oh!

1404
01:14:24,292 --> 01:14:28,626
This isn't over.
not even close. girlie!

1405
01:14:28,667 --> 01:14:30,000
Well. bring it on.
Grandma.

1406
01:14:32,584 --> 01:14:34,459
That little bitch!

1407
01:14:34,501 --> 01:14:36,959
Let's go someplace near
the ocean and drink lunch.

1408
01:14:38,834 --> 01:14:40,167
What?

1409
01:14:40,250 --> 01:14:41,876
You know exactly what.

1410
01:14:42,918 --> 01:14:44,459
Move!

1411
01:14:44,501 --> 01:14:46,167
Move! Move!

1412
01:14:47,209 --> 01:14:49,042
What's wrong with you?

1413
01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:53,751
l am sick.
l am sick sick sick of your shit.

1414
01:14:53,834 --> 01:14:56,125
And l when l'm not sick.
l'm tired.

1415
01:14:56,167 --> 01:14:58,501
l am sick and tired.

1416
01:14:58,542 --> 01:15:00,626
What are you saying?

1417
01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:03,000
Damn you
and your luggage!

1418
01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,584
Ruby. you're not going
to leave me too. are you?

1419
01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,334
No. l'm not leaving you!

1420
01:15:08,417 --> 01:15:10,001
You old slut!

1421
01:15:11,667 --> 01:15:13,209
Ruby!

1422
01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:19,042
- Ruby. please--
- Hey. you almost forgot your dress!

1423
01:15:19,083 --> 01:15:21,375
You'll have nothing
to wear to the wedding.

1424
01:15:21,417 --> 01:15:23,375
See you. Ruby!

1425
01:15:23,417 --> 01:15:25,876
Maybe we can get you
a matching bonnet.

1426
01:15:25,918 --> 01:15:28,334
See you
at the rehearsal dinner!

1427
01:15:34,792 --> 01:15:36,292
Motherf--!

1428
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,000
So. how's the bride-to-be
holding up?

1429
01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:50,542
Ooh. under the circumstances
l'd say mediocre. But she's tough.

1430
01:15:50,584 --> 01:15:52,792
Not as tough
as the old bird.

1431
01:15:52,834 --> 01:15:55,375
- What does that mean?
- For your own safety.

1432
01:15:55,417 --> 01:15:59,918
make sure you know where
the emergency exits are at all times.

1433
01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,334
Hey. are you
and my mom okay?

1434
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:07,501
Great. Yeah. l just have a little
of the pre-wedding nerves.

1435
01:16:07,542 --> 01:16:09,083
but everything's
under control.

1436
01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:11,125
Of course.

1437
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:16,125
Hello. everyone!

1438
01:16:16,167 --> 01:16:18,626
Welcome
to the rehearsal dinner.

1439
01:16:22,126 --> 01:16:24,167
- My God. she looks amazing.
- l know.

1440
01:16:24,250 --> 01:16:25,459
Oh!

1441
01:16:25,501 --> 01:16:27,667
Father Tyson.

1442
01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:30,083
Hello. Blaire.

1443
01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:32,334
Kit. how are you?

1444
01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:33,667
Hello. hello.

1445
01:16:33,751 --> 01:16:36,501
- Oh. you are Morgan.
- Yes.

1446
01:16:36,542 --> 01:16:39,375
l have heard so much about your delicious
catering service.

1447
01:16:39,417 --> 01:16:41,167
Oh! Oh. wow!

1448
01:16:41,209 --> 01:16:44,709
l have a lot of friends.
You're going to be a busy girl.

1449
01:16:44,751 --> 01:16:47,834
- And you're Remy.
- Yeah.

1450
01:16:47,876 --> 01:16:51,210
l recognize you from all the wonderful
things Charlie's told me about you.

1451
01:16:51,042 --> 01:16:53,584
Wow. Well. Ms. Fields.
l have to say--

1452
01:16:53,626 --> 01:16:57,417
- Oh. call me Viola. Please. l insist.
- Viola.

1453
01:16:57,459 --> 01:17:00,542
- All right. l'm gonna go get a drink.
- Okay.

1454
01:17:00,584 --> 01:17:03,584
l'm such a huge fan.

1455
01:17:03,626 --> 01:17:06,667
- Oh. you--
- Oh. l--

1456
01:17:06,751 --> 01:17:09,626
Well. mi casa. su casa.
Make yourself at home.

1457
01:17:09,667 --> 01:17:13,000
- Thank you. Bye. Viola.
- Cheers.

1458
01:17:13,042 --> 01:17:15,083
- Goodbye.
- l like her a lot. Hi.

1459
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:17,083
- Hey!
- Hi!

1460
01:17:17,125 --> 01:17:19,834
- You guys have a nice little chit-chat? - Oh
my God. She came over

1461
01:17:19,876 --> 01:17:22,084
and started talking to us.
What did you want us to do?

1462
01:17:22,168 --> 01:17:23,667
- lgnore her?
- Yes!

1463
01:17:23,751 --> 01:17:26,459
So then getting her autograph
would be completely out of the question?

1464
01:17:31,167 --> 01:17:34,083
- Was that yes? 'Cause-- okay.
- No.

1465
01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:37,043
So there l was sitting next
to the Sultan of Brunei

1466
01:17:37,126 --> 01:17:40,042
with Maureen Dowd.
Carrie Fisher and Snoop Dogg.

1467
01:17:40,083 --> 01:17:42,042
You know the story. Kevin.

1468
01:17:42,083 --> 01:17:44,125
l said to Snoop. ''Snoop.
l think your lyrics

1469
01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:47,083
are sometimes a little
sexist and unfair to women.''

1470
01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:50,375
And the Sultan of Brunei said.
''Really? l have 114 wives

1471
01:17:50,417 --> 01:17:52,542
and they're all
huge fans of the Dogg!''

1472
01:18:00,126 --> 01:18:01,834
Honey. would you see
who's at the door?

1473
01:18:01,876 --> 01:18:02,834
Sure.

1474
01:18:05,168 --> 01:18:06,626
These are delicious. Viola.

1475
01:18:06,667 --> 01:18:08,626
Oh. Kit.
l'm glad you like it.

1476
01:18:08,709 --> 01:18:10,542
Mm. yeah.

1477
01:18:10,626 --> 01:18:12,083
Look who's here.
lt's Dr. Chamberlain.

1478
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:15,584
Oh my God!
lt's Dr. Chamberlain.

1479
01:18:15,626 --> 01:18:19,000
- Hi! Everybody. it's Dr. Chamberlain!
- Hi. Good evening.

1480
01:18:19,042 --> 01:18:21,792
- Thanks so much for inviting me.
- Oh. shit!

1481
01:18:21,834 --> 01:18:24,542
That's Dr. Chamberlain.
He's Viola's doctor.

1482
01:18:24,584 --> 01:18:26,417
Oh. we're going to need
another place setting.

1483
01:18:26,459 --> 01:18:28,083
Oh. please.
let me get that.

1484
01:18:28,167 --> 01:18:30,501
- There's a chair in the living room.
- Sure.

1485
01:18:30,584 --> 01:18:33,334
Scootch down. you guys.
Come on. make room.

1486
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:35,209
You guys move down.

1487
01:18:35,292 --> 01:18:37,250
Cheers. Thank you.

1488
01:18:37,292 --> 01:18:38,459
Who's he?

1489
01:18:38,501 --> 01:18:41,751
lt's Viola's therapist.
Move down. you guys!

1490
01:18:41,834 --> 01:18:44,792
- Excuse me.
- No problem.

1491
01:18:44,834 --> 01:18:48,210
- Here's you chair. Doctor.
- Here. Have mine. too.

1492
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,043
Hello.

1493
01:18:50,084 --> 01:18:51,000
Hi.

1494
01:18:51,042 --> 01:18:53,042
- Hi.
- Hi.

1495
01:18:55,542 --> 01:18:57,168
l'll get it.

1496
01:18:57,210 --> 01:18:59,375
So you just got here?

1497
01:18:59,417 --> 01:19:00,918
- Are you expecting anyone else?
- Huh-uh.

1498
01:19:00,959 --> 01:19:03,417
- Hello. everybody!
- Fiona!

1499
01:19:03,501 --> 01:19:05,542
l'm so glad to see you.

1500
01:19:05,626 --> 01:19:08,292
l just couldn't resist
bringing the happy couple

1501
01:19:08,334 --> 01:19:10,292
a little gift.

1502
01:19:10,334 --> 01:19:13,626
That's great. l will
get you a place setting.

1503
01:19:13,667 --> 01:19:16,210
She's bringing a gift?
l think she is the gift.

1504
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:18,000
What the hell
is she doing here?

1505
01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:21,334
- How about some more wine. everyone?
- Yeah!

1506
01:19:21,417 --> 01:19:24,125
How much longer do we have to stay?
l have midterms tomorrow.

1507
01:19:24,167 --> 01:19:25,834
Shh.

1508
01:19:25,876 --> 01:19:28,584
- Oh. l get it.
- No. baby. not now. okay?

1509
01:19:28,626 --> 01:19:30,667
lt's not the time.

1510
01:19:30,709 --> 01:19:33,001
So. Dr. Chamberlain.

1511
01:19:33,043 --> 01:19:35,709
tell us about med school.
Where did you do your residency?

1512
01:19:35,792 --> 01:19:38,210
Uh. now that's--
that's a long story.

1513
01:19:38,042 --> 01:19:39,709
l don't think your guests
want to hear that.

1514
01:19:39,792 --> 01:19:41,043
No. we really
want to know.

1515
01:19:41,126 --> 01:19:43,001
l think we need
some more gravy.

1516
01:19:48,083 --> 01:19:50,042
What is going on?

1517
01:19:50,083 --> 01:19:52,000
What are you doing?

1518
01:19:52,042 --> 01:19:54,125
l'm behaving.

1519
01:19:54,167 --> 01:19:55,542
Viola. no!

1520
01:19:55,584 --> 01:19:58,210
You can't!
Charlie's allergic to nuts!

1521
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,834
Give it to me!

1522
01:20:06,209 --> 01:20:08,375
Viola. you're crazy.

1523
01:20:13,334 --> 01:20:14,584
Oh. get up.

1524
01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:16,959
Put the gravy down
or l'm telling Kevin.

1525
01:20:18,043 --> 01:20:19,459
Yeah!

1526
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,542
What's the big deal?
So her face swells up--

1527
01:20:23,626 --> 01:20:25,459
swells up a little.
So what?

1528
01:20:25,542 --> 01:20:28,626
Swells up a little? Her face'll
blow up like a Macy's Day balloon.

1529
01:20:28,709 --> 01:20:31,084
Well. good. lt'll match
the other body parts!

1530
01:20:31,126 --> 01:20:34,334
Viola. think about
what you're doing.

1531
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:36,709
Come on. the girl's
getting married tomorrow!

1532
01:20:36,751 --> 01:20:38,334
Ruby. when did you
lose your edge?

1533
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,168
Right after
you lost your mind.

1534
01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:42,250
Come on.

1535
01:20:42,334 --> 01:20:44,043
All right. Okay.
No nuts.

1536
01:20:44,126 --> 01:20:45,459
Come on.

1537
01:20:45,542 --> 01:20:48,001
Viola. l think you
dislocated my vagina.

1538
01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:50,001
- Where's the--
- Where's the what?

1539
01:20:50,043 --> 01:20:51,167
Gravy? More gravy?

1540
01:20:51,250 --> 01:20:53,209
Anyone for more gravy?

1541
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:56,250
Oh. l am not
doing time for you!

1542
01:20:56,334 --> 01:20:58,417
- Where's the back door?
- Stay cool. Ruby!

1543
01:20:58,501 --> 01:21:00,126
Stay cool! This is no time
to lose your nerve.

1544
01:21:00,210 --> 01:21:02,084
lf l get arrested
l'm gonna sing like a canary.

1545
01:21:02,168 --> 01:21:04,000
Maybe she won't
take any gravy.

1546
01:21:04,042 --> 01:21:06,292
- That's a lot of gravy.
- Mmm!

1547
01:21:06,334 --> 01:21:08,584
This gravy's delicious!

1548
01:21:09,751 --> 01:21:11,751
You-- you gotta go
stop her!

1549
01:21:11,792 --> 01:21:14,876
- Go on. stop her. Go stop her.
- You go. you go. you go.

1550
01:21:14,959 --> 01:21:16,667
Why me?
You're the culprit? You go!

1551
01:21:16,751 --> 01:21:19,250
- You're my assistant.
- What am l supposed to do?

1552
01:21:19,334 --> 01:21:21,210
Go out there and stick my finger
down her throat?

1553
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:22,751
Yeah.

1554
01:21:24,210 --> 01:21:25,375
Baby. are you okay?

1555
01:21:25,417 --> 01:21:27,876
Kevin. my tongue
feels weird.

1556
01:21:27,959 --> 01:21:29,417
l think
something's wrong!

1557
01:21:29,459 --> 01:21:31,167
Charlie. are you okay?

1558
01:21:31,209 --> 01:21:34,083
- What are we gonna do now?
- Hide the damn nuts!

1559
01:21:36,751 --> 01:21:38,918
- Are you all right?
- Get her some water.

1560
01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:46,001
Flat or sparkling?

1561
01:21:46,043 --> 01:21:48,584
The caterer says he doesn't know how
this could have happened.

1562
01:21:48,667 --> 01:21:51,751
Well. l feel like l ate
a loaf of nuts.

1563
01:21:51,834 --> 01:21:54,250
l mean. even my tongue
is swollen.

1564
01:21:56,168 --> 01:21:57,459
You're marrying
a big. fat. puffy tomato mouth.

1565
01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:04,918
lt's not that bad. really. Besides.
the swelling's already going down.

1566
01:22:04,959 --> 01:22:07,210
- Yeah?
- Hey. Kev.

1567
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,709
- Yeah.
- Just coming to check up

1568
01:22:08,792 --> 01:22:10,751
on the bride-to-be.
For the love of God--

1569
01:22:10,792 --> 01:22:13,084
- Out!
- You see?

1570
01:22:13,126 --> 01:22:15,125
l told you it looks terrible.

1571
01:22:15,167 --> 01:22:17,000
- l told you.
- Baby. l promise you.

1572
01:22:17,042 --> 01:22:19,667
ln 24 hours the swelling
will be completely gone.

1573
01:22:19,709 --> 01:22:21,459
Give me that!

1574
01:22:46,417 --> 01:22:48,210
Door was open.

1575
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:51,042
Oh thank God.

1576
01:22:51,083 --> 01:22:54,084
- The Bride of Frankenstein is gone.
- l know.

1577
01:22:54,126 --> 01:22:56,042
l was up half
the night worrying.

1578
01:22:56,125 --> 01:22:58,417
- You look great.
- l just don't know

1579
01:22:58,501 --> 01:23:00,459
- how those nuts got in there.
- Yeah.

1580
01:23:00,542 --> 01:23:03,083
Hmm.
Wait.

1581
01:23:03,167 --> 01:23:04,792
Hey. do you think
she would--

1582
01:23:07,626 --> 01:23:09,292
No!

1583
01:23:09,334 --> 01:23:10,918
Come on.

1584
01:23:11,001 --> 01:23:12,834
l mean. she's crazy.

1585
01:23:12,876 --> 01:23:15,000
but she's not like.
psycho-killer crazy.

1586
01:23:15,042 --> 01:23:16,042
Hmm.

1587
01:23:18,001 --> 01:23:20,043
No!

1588
01:23:21,334 --> 01:23:24,876
Oh. hey. l was wondering.
Could l bring a date

1589
01:23:24,918 --> 01:23:26,876
to your wedding?

1590
01:23:26,918 --> 01:23:29,292
Of course. My God.
How exciting.

1591
01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,876
Great. Thanks.
So then. l'll see you later.

1592
01:23:31,918 --> 01:23:33,375
But-- w-wait!

1593
01:23:33,459 --> 01:23:35,584
- Who is he? Tell me!
- Oh. it's--

1594
01:23:35,667 --> 01:23:38,918
okay. don't be mad.
lt's Dr. Chamberlain.

1595
01:23:38,959 --> 01:23:40,918
Actually ''Paul.''

1596
01:23:41,001 --> 01:23:43,751
- ls that his real name?
- That's very funny.

1597
01:23:43,834 --> 01:23:45,792
l gotta go get a mani. pedi
and my eyebrows waxed.

1598
01:23:45,834 --> 01:23:48,459
But l'll see you in
a couple hours. okay?

1599
01:23:48,542 --> 01:23:50,001
- Oh. let me go down with you.
- Okay.

1600
01:23:50,043 --> 01:23:51,417
Oh God.

1601
01:23:57,125 --> 01:23:58,792
She added
even more ruffles!

1602
01:23:58,834 --> 01:24:01,084
Where's your prom date.
señorita?

1603
01:24:03,126 --> 01:24:06,042
Oh. wait a minute. This is too
damn good. Where's my camera?

1604
01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:07,709
This is just too good.

1605
01:24:07,792 --> 01:24:10,667
Will you just get me
out of this right now?

1606
01:24:10,709 --> 01:24:12,501
Come here.

1607
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,001
- Cheers.
- Hey.

1608
01:24:33,834 --> 01:24:35,210
Thanks for coming.

1609
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,584
Okay. guys. let's go see
how Charlie's doing.

1610
01:24:37,626 --> 01:24:39,709
Ah. yes. please.

1611
01:24:39,792 --> 01:24:41,250
Uh-huh.

1612
01:24:41,334 --> 01:24:44,167
Oh my God. Those are
so much better than mine.

1613
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:53,375
Don't... touch me!

1614
01:24:53,417 --> 01:24:56,042
l got out of that car
the same way l got in it--

1615
01:24:56,083 --> 01:24:59,918
without you.
Now where is she?

1616
01:25:06,459 --> 01:25:08,417
You here with the bride
or the groom?

1617
01:25:08,459 --> 01:25:10,459
l'm here with my mother.

1618
01:25:10,501 --> 01:25:12,125
Oh.

1619
01:25:16,626 --> 01:25:18,210
She looked a lot older. l--

1620
01:25:21,667 --> 01:25:23,792
Well. look
what we have here.

1621
01:25:23,876 --> 01:25:25,834
Oh my God.

1622
01:25:27,126 --> 01:25:29,000
You look beautiful.
Oh my God.

1623
01:25:29,042 --> 01:25:31,083
- Oh my God.
- This is it!

1624
01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:33,000
Yeah!

1625
01:25:33,042 --> 01:25:35,542
- Oh God. did you talk to the priest?
- l talked to him.

1626
01:25:35,584 --> 01:25:37,751
He's just going
to skip right over that whole

1627
01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:39,918
- ''if anyone should object'' part.
- Okay.

1628
01:25:39,959 --> 01:25:43,375
You're a vision in white.
sweetie. really.

1629
01:25:43,459 --> 01:25:47,168
Knock knock.
Look at you!

1630
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,959
And so is your
mother-in-law.

1631
01:25:51,001 --> 01:25:53,126
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.

1632
01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:56,167
All right.
Everybody out.

1633
01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:58,417
Out.
Give the bride a moment.

1634
01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:04,125
- No way.
- What?

1635
01:26:09,876 --> 01:26:11,584
What is that?

1636
01:26:11,626 --> 01:26:14,250
- What?
- Where's your bridesmaid's dress?

1637
01:26:14,292 --> 01:26:16,792
Oh. l gave it
to Ruby's daughter.

1638
01:26:16,876 --> 01:26:18,792
She works at Hooters.
She was thrilled.

1639
01:26:18,834 --> 01:26:20,876
l don't have a daughter?

1640
01:26:20,959 --> 01:26:22,459
Oh.

1641
01:26:22,542 --> 01:26:23,959
Rude.

1642
01:26:25,876 --> 01:26:27,959
Take off that
white dress right now

1643
01:26:28,043 --> 01:26:31,250
or l'll take it off
for you.

1644
01:26:31,292 --> 01:26:33,709
Don't you tell me
what to do!

1645
01:26:33,751 --> 01:26:36,626
You did not
just poke me!

1646
01:26:36,667 --> 01:26:39,083
Don't you touch me.
you two-bit tramp!

1647
01:26:41,334 --> 01:26:43,334
Oh my God!
Viola. l'm so sorry.

1648
01:26:43,375 --> 01:26:46,168
l didn't mean to--

1649
01:26:46,210 --> 01:26:48,250
You don't go and slap somebody
then apologize.

1650
01:26:48,334 --> 01:26:50,001
Get some backbone!

1651
01:26:56,250 --> 01:26:58,459
God! This is crazy!

1652
01:26:58,501 --> 01:27:00,125
Why don't you just
face it?

1653
01:27:00,209 --> 01:27:02,626
l'm marrying Kevin today and there's
nothing you can do about it.

1654
01:27:02,709 --> 01:27:05,709
You face it! You'll never be
good enough for him!

1655
01:27:05,876 --> 01:27:08,375
Didn't stop you
from marrying my son.

1656
01:27:08,459 --> 01:27:12,168
- Oh God. no.
- Well. look at you.

1657
01:27:12,210 --> 01:27:14,168
All in white.

1658
01:27:14,210 --> 01:27:16,667
You are so predictable.

1659
01:27:16,709 --> 01:27:19,459
Oh. Gertrude.
l didn't know you were coming.

1660
01:27:19,501 --> 01:27:20,792
You didn't?

1661
01:27:20,834 --> 01:27:23,834
Wonder why.
Oh. l know.

1662
01:27:23,918 --> 01:27:26,709
You didn't send me
an invitation!

1663
01:27:26,751 --> 01:27:28,042
l thought you
were dead.

1664
01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:30,042
But evil doesn't die
so easily.

1665
01:27:30,167 --> 01:27:33,083
l heard you got sacked
and thrown into a loony bin.

1666
01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:35,459
- Oh! Oh!
- My congratulations.

1667
01:27:35,501 --> 01:27:37,334
Oh my God.

1668
01:27:37,334 --> 01:27:39,334
Oh my God!

1669
01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:41,292
These hors d'oeuvres
taste like old socks.

1670
01:27:43,667 --> 01:27:45,584
Now. l want to get

1671
01:27:45,626 --> 01:27:47,792
an up-close look
at the bride.

1672
01:27:47,834 --> 01:27:49,375
Holy Toledo!

1673
01:27:49,417 --> 01:27:52,542
You are a stunner!

1674
01:27:52,584 --> 01:27:54,792
My grandson
is a lucky fellah.

1675
01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:56,210
Look. what he did.

1676
01:27:56,042 --> 01:28:00,667
He went out and found
himself an exotic Latina!

1677
01:28:02,084 --> 01:28:04,210
Would that my son
had been that lucky.

1678
01:28:04,083 --> 01:28:05,918
Here we go again.

1679
01:28:05,959 --> 01:28:09,043
What? You were
a television weatherwoman

1680
01:28:09,126 --> 01:28:10,250
in Dubuque. Montana.

1681
01:28:10,292 --> 01:28:12,792
You drove around
in a broken-down minivan

1682
01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:16,210
and you drank red wine
from a box!

1683
01:28:18,918 --> 01:28:20,167
Classy.

1684
01:28:20,209 --> 01:28:22,167
You killed him.
you know?

1685
01:28:22,209 --> 01:28:24,167
- What?!
- You killed him.

1686
01:28:24,209 --> 01:28:26,167
All the doctors agreed.

1687
01:28:26,209 --> 01:28:29,876
my son died
of terminal disappointment!

1688
01:28:29,959 --> 01:28:32,084
lf anybody killed him.
you did.

1689
01:28:32,168 --> 01:28:33,834
You smothered him
to death!

1690
01:28:33,918 --> 01:28:35,626
Nobody was ever
good enough for him!

1691
01:28:37,709 --> 01:28:39,709
My God. you look old!

1692
01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:43,210
Fine.

1693
01:28:43,042 --> 01:28:46,168
This woman is going
to drive me insane.

1694
01:28:46,210 --> 01:28:49,459
Now. l'd rather not
take all the credit.

1695
01:28:53,250 --> 01:28:54,876
You'll get over it.

1696
01:28:57,459 --> 01:28:59,876
- Okay. l love you.
- You're kidding.

1697
01:29:13,292 --> 01:29:16,001
This is never gonna end. is it?

1698
01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:19,292
l mean. that's going
to be me and you in 30 years.

1699
01:29:19,334 --> 01:29:22,501
We'll be doing
the exact same thing.

1700
01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:27,417
You know what?

1701
01:29:29,209 --> 01:29:32,751
l wanted to marry Kevin
because we make each other happy.

1702
01:29:32,792 --> 01:29:35,792
But you're never gonna
let that happen.

1703
01:29:35,876 --> 01:29:37,834
Are you?

1704
01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:43,210
Oh my God.
l can't believe l'm saying this.

1705
01:29:48,126 --> 01:29:50,083
You win. Viola.

1706
01:29:51,626 --> 01:29:53,584
What do you mean?

1707
01:29:53,626 --> 01:29:55,000
The wedding's off.

1708
01:29:56,834 --> 01:29:58,792
Bye. Ruby.

1709
01:30:01,918 --> 01:30:04,751
l-l cannot believe
she compared me to Gertrude.

1710
01:30:04,792 --> 01:30:07,751
l know.
Now that's just wrong.

1711
01:30:07,792 --> 01:30:10,334
- Thank you.
- You are far worse.

1712
01:30:10,417 --> 01:30:13,792
l don't recall Gertrude
ever trying to poison you.

1713
01:30:13,834 --> 01:30:16,167
And l'm pretty sure
she wore black to your wedding.

1714
01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:18,584
Black. Yeah. she said
she was in mourning.

1715
01:30:18,626 --> 01:30:20,459
Mm-hmm.

1716
01:30:20,501 --> 01:30:23,042
l just want my son
to be happy.

1717
01:30:23,125 --> 01:30:26,125
Whatever made you
think he wasn't?

1718
01:30:35,168 --> 01:30:37,168
Hey. what are you
doing here?

1719
01:30:37,210 --> 01:30:39,876
Don't you know it's
bad luck to see the--

1720
01:30:39,918 --> 01:30:41,918
Charlie. what's wrong?

1721
01:30:44,375 --> 01:30:46,083
What is it?

1722
01:30:46,167 --> 01:30:47,876
Are you nervous?

1723
01:30:47,959 --> 01:30:49,709
Hey.

1724
01:30:52,126 --> 01:30:54,083
- Kevin. l need--
- Charlie.

1725
01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:56,167
l need to talk to you.

1726
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:59,209
- Viola. stop it!
- lt's the flower girls.

1727
01:30:59,292 --> 01:31:02,250
- They're drunk again.
- What?

1728
01:31:02,292 --> 01:31:04,126
Yeah. in the toilet.

1729
01:31:04,168 --> 01:31:05,751
Not now. Viola. okay?

1730
01:31:05,792 --> 01:31:07,417
lt's really important.

1731
01:31:07,459 --> 01:31:09,667
Just give us a minute.
She'll be right there.

1732
01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:13,626
Please?

1733
01:31:13,667 --> 01:31:15,667
Charlie. what is it?

1734
01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:22,210
l'll be right back.

1735
01:31:27,375 --> 01:31:29,375
What do you want. Viola?

1736
01:31:31,167 --> 01:31:33,792
l don't want you
to walk out on this wedding.

1737
01:31:33,876 --> 01:31:35,334
You don't?

1738
01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:37,751
No. l don't.

1739
01:31:37,792 --> 01:31:40,334
What. am l supposed to believe
that you've had some epiphany?

1740
01:31:40,375 --> 01:31:43,084
That all of the sudden.
everything is going to be different?

1741
01:31:43,126 --> 01:31:45,126
lt's never been
about you. Charlie.

1742
01:31:45,168 --> 01:31:47,043
lt's me.

1743
01:31:47,084 --> 01:31:49,001
l've been so afraid
of losing him.

1744
01:31:49,084 --> 01:31:51,209
He's the only family
l've got.

1745
01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:55,834
This is my chance
for a family. too.

1746
01:31:55,918 --> 01:31:57,876
- And l'm scared.
- Oh!

1747
01:31:57,959 --> 01:32:00,167
Don't blow your chance
for happiness.

1748
01:32:00,250 --> 01:32:02,042
You've never needed
my approval.

1749
01:32:02,083 --> 01:32:04,375
He's loved you
from the very beginning.

1750
01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:08,751
And l promise l will
get out of the way

1751
01:32:08,792 --> 01:32:10,125
and let the two of you
be happy.

1752
01:32:10,167 --> 01:32:12,334
That's not what l want.

1753
01:32:12,417 --> 01:32:16,001
l mean. there just has
to be some boundaries. Viola.

1754
01:32:16,043 --> 01:32:17,209
l can do boundaries!

1755
01:32:19,001 --> 01:32:22,125
l don't love boundaries
but l can do them.

1756
01:32:22,209 --> 01:32:25,667
How about the number of times
you call Kevin a day?

1757
01:32:25,709 --> 01:32:27,834
Can we limit that
to. like. one?

1758
01:32:27,918 --> 01:32:31,001
Oh. l need at least
four minimum.

1759
01:32:31,084 --> 01:32:33,167
- He's 35 years old.
- Three?

1760
01:32:33,250 --> 01:32:35,250
- Two.
- Deal.

1761
01:32:35,334 --> 01:32:38,334
Two long-ass calls!

1762
01:32:38,375 --> 01:32:40,501
When Kevin and l
have kids.

1763
01:32:40,584 --> 01:32:42,876
he and l will decide
how they're raised.

1764
01:32:42,918 --> 01:32:46,084
All right. But you know l have
raised one wonderful boy.

1765
01:32:46,126 --> 01:32:48,751
- And my advice could be very--
- Will be solicited when needed.

1766
01:32:48,792 --> 01:32:51,709
All right. as long as one kid
is named after me.

1767
01:32:51,751 --> 01:32:54,626
- Middle name.
- Deal.

1768
01:32:54,667 --> 01:32:56,210
What else?

1769
01:32:56,042 --> 01:32:58,626
Holidays
and special occasions.

1770
01:32:58,709 --> 01:33:01,084
Are you gonna keep
me away?

1771
01:33:01,126 --> 01:33:05,209
You must be present
for every Christmas.

1772
01:33:05,292 --> 01:33:08,792
Thanksgiving.
birthday.

1773
01:33:08,876 --> 01:33:11,918
school play.
clarinet recital

1774
01:33:12,001 --> 01:33:15,209
and soccer game
in our kids' lives.

1775
01:33:16,501 --> 01:33:19,168
l want you to love them
and spoil them

1776
01:33:19,210 --> 01:33:21,375
and teach them things
that Kevin and l can't.

1777
01:33:22,667 --> 01:33:24,584
Like how to throw
a right hook for example.

1778
01:33:28,083 --> 01:33:30,083
l want you there. Viola.

1779
01:33:30,125 --> 01:33:33,167
l do. up front and center.

1780
01:33:35,042 --> 01:33:38,000
From this point
l will not negotiate.

1781
01:33:38,125 --> 01:33:41,834
Damn. That girl can give
a nice little speech.

1782
01:33:43,501 --> 01:33:45,168
Deal?

1783
01:33:46,751 --> 01:33:48,250
Oh--

1784
01:33:48,292 --> 01:33:51,043
can they call me ''Aunt Viola''
instead of ''Grandma''?

1785
01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:53,667
Fine.

1786
01:34:03,459 --> 01:34:05,959
Come on. unzip me.

1787
01:34:06,001 --> 01:34:08,542
Viola. you don't
have to wear that dress. really.

1788
01:34:09,584 --> 01:34:11,709
Yes. l do. Really.

1789
01:34:16,292 --> 01:34:18,792
Go. Kevin and Charlie!

1790
01:34:25,001 --> 01:34:26,001
Yeah!

1791
01:34:41,834 --> 01:34:45,000
Mom!

1792
01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:47,126
Do you really think l would leave without
saying goodbye?

1793
01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:51,584
l love you. Mom.

1794
01:34:51,667 --> 01:34:54,168
- Thanks for everything.
- Go.

1795
01:34:55,209 --> 01:34:56,876
Bye. you guys!

1796
01:34:59,001 --> 01:35:01,584
Okay. everybody gather around
the back of the car!

1797
01:35:02,584 --> 01:35:04,626
Charlie!

1798
01:35:04,667 --> 01:35:07,043
Charlie. right here!
Right here. Charlie!

1799
01:35:26,126 --> 01:35:28,001
Sheesh.

1800
01:35:28,043 --> 01:35:31,209
- Oh. Hawaii! l cannot wait!
- l know. l can't either.

1801
01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:34,834
Have a great
time in Hawaii!

1802
01:35:34,876 --> 01:35:37,001
- Good luck!
- Have fun in Hawaii!

1803
01:35:41,167 --> 01:35:43,375
Just you and me
now. Ruby!

1804
01:35:43,459 --> 01:35:47,626
Jesus. Who did l kill
in a past life?

1805
01:35:47,709 --> 01:35:50,084
And take off
that damn dress.

1806
01:35:50,126 --> 01:35:51,542
You look like
a giant peach cobbler.

1807
01:35:51,626 --> 01:35:53,542
You're making me hungry.

1808
01:35:53,584 --> 01:35:56,751
Come on. weathergirl.
l'll buy you a box of wine.

1809
01:36:01,501 --> 01:36:03,876
¶ For once in my life ¶

1810
01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:07,250
¶ l have someone
who needs me ¶

1811
01:36:07,292 --> 01:36:11,083
¶ Someone l needed
so long ¶

1812
01:36:11,125 --> 01:36:13,167
¶ For once. unafraid ¶

1813
01:36:13,209 --> 01:36:16,250
¶ l can go
where life leads me ¶

1814
01:36:16,334 --> 01:36:20,210
¶ Somehow l know
l'll be strong ¶

1815
01:36:20,042 --> 01:36:21,876
¶ For once. l can touch ¶

1816
01:36:21,959 --> 01:36:25,126
¶ What my heart
used to dream of ¶

1817
01:36:25,168 --> 01:36:28,834
¶ Long before l knew ¶

1818
01:36:28,918 --> 01:36:33,209
¶ Oh. someone warm
like you ¶

1819
01:36:33,292 --> 01:36:36,168
¶ Would make my dream
come true ¶

1820
01:36:36,210 --> 01:36:38,042
- ¶ Yeah yeah yeah ¶
- ¶ For once in our lives ¶

1821
01:36:38,083 --> 01:36:40,126
¶ For once in my life ¶

1822
01:36:40,168 --> 01:36:42,375
¶ l won't let sorrow
hurt me ¶

1823
01:36:42,417 --> 01:36:44,918
¶ Not like it's hurt me
before ¶

1824
01:36:44,959 --> 01:36:46,918
¶ Not like
it's hurt before ¶

1825
01:36:46,959 --> 01:36:48,918
¶ For once.
l have something ¶

1826
01:36:48,959 --> 01:36:51,417
¶ l know won't
desert me ¶

1827
01:36:51,501 --> 01:36:55,667
- ¶ l'm not alone anymore ¶
- ¶ l'm not alone ¶

1828
01:36:55,751 --> 01:36:57,709
¶ For once. l can say ¶

1829
01:36:57,751 --> 01:37:00,210
¶ ''This is mine.
you can't take it'' ¶

1830
01:37:00,083 --> 01:37:04,168
¶ As long as l know
l have love l can make it ¶

1831
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:06,209
¶ For once in my life ¶

1832
01:37:06,250 --> 01:37:09,125
¶ l have someone
who needs me ¶

1833
01:37:09,167 --> 01:37:11,667
¶ Someone who needs me ¶

1834
01:37:11,709 --> 01:37:13,584
¶ Ah-hah-hah.
hey yeah! ¶

1835
01:37:13,626 --> 01:37:16,167
¶ Someone who needs me ¶

1836
01:37:16,209 --> 01:37:18,042
¶ All l need
is love. baby ¶

1837
01:37:25,542 --> 01:37:27,501
¶ For once in my life ¶

1838
01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:53,210
¶ Make our dreams
come true ¶

1839
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:55,250
- ¶ For once in my life ¶
- ¶ For once in my life ¶

1840
01:37:55,292 --> 01:37:58,043
¶ l won't let
sorrow hurt me ¶

1841
01:37:58,126 --> 01:38:01,292
- ¶ Not like it's hurt me before ¶
- ¶ Not like it hurt before ¶

1842
01:38:01,334 --> 01:38:03,417
¶ For once. l have something ¶

1843
01:38:03,501 --> 01:38:06,459
¶ l know won't desert me ¶

1844
01:38:06,501 --> 01:38:10,209
- ¶ l'm not alone anymore ¶
- ¶ l'm not alone anymore ¶

1845
01:38:10,250 --> 01:38:12,209
¶ For once l can say ¶

1846
01:38:12,250 --> 01:38:14,834
¶ ''This is mine.
you can't take it'' ¶

1847
01:38:14,918 --> 01:38:18,792
¶ Long as l know
l have love l can make it ¶

1848
01:38:18,834 --> 01:38:20,918
¶ For once in my life ¶

1849
01:38:20,959 --> 01:38:24,083
¶ l have someone
who needs me ¶

1850
01:38:24,125 --> 01:38:26,417
- ¶ Someone who needs me ¶
- ¶ Oh ¶

1851
01:38:26,459 --> 01:38:28,250
¶ For once in my life ¶

1852
01:38:28,292 --> 01:38:30,792
- ¶ Someone who needs me ¶
- ¶ Yeah ¶

1853
01:38:30,876 --> 01:38:32,709
¶ Somebody that needs me ¶

1854
01:38:32,751 --> 01:38:35,709
- ¶ Someone who needs me ¶
- ¶ For once in my life. ¶

1855
01:38:44,834 --> 01:38:49,000
¶ You can cry
a million tears ¶

1856
01:38:49,042 --> 01:38:53,918
¶ You can wait
a million years ¶

1857
01:38:53,959 --> 01:38:59,042
¶ lf you think that time
will change your ways ¶

1858
01:38:59,083 --> 01:39:03,042
¶ Don't wait too long ¶

1859
01:39:03,125 --> 01:39:07,459
¶ When your morning
turns to night ¶

1860
01:39:07,501 --> 01:39:11,417
¶ Who'll be loving you
by candlelight? ¶

1861
01:39:11,501 --> 01:39:17,167
¶ lf you think that time
will change your ways ¶

1862
01:39:17,209 --> 01:39:21,125
¶ Don't wait too long ¶

1863
01:39:21,209 --> 01:39:26,042
¶ Maybe l've got a lot
to learn ¶

1864
01:39:26,083 --> 01:39:28,667
¶ Time can slip away ¶

1865
01:39:30,667 --> 01:39:34,626
¶ Sometimes you've got
to lose it all ¶

1866
01:39:34,667 --> 01:39:37,751
¶ Before you find
your way ¶

1867
01:39:40,042 --> 01:39:43,834
¶ Take a chance
and play your part ¶

1868
01:39:43,876 --> 01:39:48,417
¶ Make romance.
it might break your heart ¶

1869
01:39:48,459 --> 01:39:54,083
¶ But if you think time
will change your ways ¶

1870
01:39:54,125 --> 01:39:57,083
¶ Don't wait too long ¶

1871
01:40:16,709 --> 01:40:20,000
¶ Baby. you and l've got
a lot to learn ¶

1872
01:40:20,125 --> 01:40:23,959
¶ Don't want to waste
another day ¶

1873
01:40:25,751 --> 01:40:29,501
¶ Maybe you got
to lose it all ¶

1874
01:40:29,542 --> 01:40:34,083
¶ Before you find
your way ¶

1875
01:40:34,125 --> 01:40:38,501
¶ Take a chance.
play your part ¶

1876
01:40:38,542 --> 01:40:43,083
¶ Make romance.
it might break your heart ¶

1877
01:40:43,167 --> 01:40:48,042
¶ But if you think time
will change your ways ¶

1878
01:40:48,083 --> 01:40:51,918
¶ Don't wait too long ¶

1879
01:40:54,210 --> 01:40:56,292
¶ Don't wait ¶

1880
01:41:02,001 --> 01:41:03,959
¶ Yeah. ¶

1881
01:41:04,001 --> 01:41:07,001
Gettin' old.