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Previously on:

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Billy called.

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Billy Stanhope?

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Yeah, he said he has
a business proposition for you.

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How 'bout that?

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Billy Stanhope...
(laughs)

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(screaming)

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(screams)

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What went down between you two?

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Well, we built Eddie's software
company in Bridget's garage

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and then sold it
for a couple billion dollars.

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That son of a bitch.

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He didn't want to sell.

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You really think we can finally
build the electric suitcase?

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Yes, we have the technology now.

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I-I just need you to help me
write the code.

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Hey, you know, while
we're on the subject...

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What? Peeing?
No, sex.

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There's something
you should know.

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It's about your ex-wife.

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What? Bridget?

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Yeah, I'm, uh...

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kind of sleeping with her.

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What?!
W-Wait, hey...

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Mom, this is Alan.

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Alan, this is
my mom, Jean.

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Hi. Nice to meet you.

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You know what?
Tell you what.

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I will call my mom
and try to set up a dinner.

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Evelyn says there's a place
right down the street

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where they have
music and dancing.

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Why don't you two
fuddy-duddies run along

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and let Jean and I
have some fun.

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You think we'll find some
cute fellas to dance with?

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Oh, Jean, Jean, Jean...

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we're not going to dance.

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I adore your mother.

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That's only because
you just met her.

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I don't know.

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I think I got
to know her pretty well.

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Good morning, darling.

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Hi, Peaches.

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* Men...

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Great. I'll pick you up
at the airport.

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I can't wait.

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I love you, too.

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Tell Zoey I said "hi."

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Oh, Alan says "hi."

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(quietly)
Yes, he's still here.

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Uh-huh. I know. You're right.

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She says "hi" back.

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Okay, I'll see
you tomorrow.

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Here you go.

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Oh, thank you.

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You got to be excited about
having your girlfriend back.

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What has it been, a month?
Three weeks.

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Still, that's like
a decade in penis years.

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Yeah.

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Tell you the truth, I'm actually
a little bit worried.

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About your relationship?

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Come on. Absence makes the heart
grow fonder.

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At least for guys like you.

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For guys like me,
absence is more often enforced

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by the state of California.

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Zoey doesn't know that I started
a new software company

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with my old partner.

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Yeah, with Billy, I know.
What's the big deal?

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Well, there's
a third partner...

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that Zoey's
not gonna like.

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Walden...

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you made me a partner?

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All I did was bring
you two guys together,

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The third partner is Bridget.

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Your ex-wife?

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Come on, I brought
you two guys together!

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But she helped me design
the original code

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for the software;
I had to bring her in.

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Oh, right, right.

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Well, I guess that would make
a very awkward conversation

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with Zoey.

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Yeah. I think I'm just gonna try

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to slip it in
without her noticing.

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Hmm. Story of my life.

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(sighs)

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Well, listen, just remember,

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that love will get you
through times of no money

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better than money will get you
through times of no love.

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That's good advice.

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Thank you.

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And, uh, just to be clear...

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uh, I have zero stake

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in this potential
billion-dollar business?

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Well, actually, I
was gonna give you

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a hundred shares
of founders' stock.

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Wow.

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If this thing works,
it could be worth millions.

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Thank you.

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My problem is I still
got to figure out

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how to explain this to Zoey.

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Dump the bitch. Don't let her
screw this up for us.

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Once again, thank you
for the advice.

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Well, if it makes you
feel any better,

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I've got my own little
relationship problem brewing.

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Yeah, that doesn't
make me feel better.

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My girlfriend's mom and my mom

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have become lovers.

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(laughs):
Okay, that does
make me feel better.

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* Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men *

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* Men, men, men, men,
manly men, men, men *
* Ooh

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* Men, men, men, men,
manly men *
* Ooh
* Ooh

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* Ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ohh, ooh-ooh... *

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* Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men *

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* Ooh
* Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men *

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* Ah.
* Men.
* Men.

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* Men...

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Can I ask you a question?
What?

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If we just had sex in England,

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would I be lying on
the other side of the bed?

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(laughs)

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Oh, God, I've missed you.

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I missed you, too.

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And you can call me Walden.

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(laughing)

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So, what have
you been up to?

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Actually, I've been,
like, very, very busy.

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With what?

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I started a new
software company

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with my old partner
Billy Stanhope.

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(gasps)
Walden!

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Yeah.
That's terrific!

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It's amazing and, and

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we built this
amazing product.

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It's called
the electric suitcase.

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I-It's gonna completely
revolutionize

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the global energy market.

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Whoa. Sounds big.

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No, it's bigger than big.
I mean, the three of us

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could end up splitting
billions of dollars.

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The three of you?

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What?

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You just said
the three of you.

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Y-Yes, there are
in fact three of us.

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Who's the third?

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Oh, not Alan.

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(laughs)
No, God, no.

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So, who is it?

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It's Bridget.

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Your ex-wife?

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There's nothing I could do.

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I mean, she helped write the
original code for the software

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so she still owns
a third of it.

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So you've gone into
business with a woman

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who drove her car
into your living room

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because you chose me
over her?

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Crazy world, huh?

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On the plus side...

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s-she's sleeping with
my ex-partner. So...

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Why is that a plus side?

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B-Because she's with him,

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so you don't have to worry
about me and... her.

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I wasn't worried
about you and her.
Good.

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Until just now.

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Why didn't you tell me
about this before we had sex?

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Do you want to have sex now?

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No!
That's why!

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I'm going home.

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Oh, come on, Zoey.

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Don't make a big deal
out of this.

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If I told you I was going into
business with my ex-husband

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would you consider it
a big deal?

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No, not at all.

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You're a liar.

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(groans)

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Life would be so much easier
if I dated dumb chicks.

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I heard that.

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It was a compliment.

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Here you go.

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Thank you. So..

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have you given any thought
as to what we're gonna do

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about our little...
mother situation?

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Golden Girls Gone Wild?

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Hey... what can we do?
They're grown woman.

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They've made
a lifestyle choice.

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I have no problem
with the lifestyle.

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I've tried the lifestyle.

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Really?! When?

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Who? College? Camp?

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Shut up, Alan.

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Sorry. Go ahead.

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How am I supposed to have
a relationship with you

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when your mother is clearly
taking sexual advantage of mine?

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H-Hang on a second.

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I don't think anyone is
taking advantage of anyone.

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You don't?

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A week ago my mother was living
in a retirement community

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playing golf
with her girlfriends

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and watching reruns
of Cagney & Lacey.

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Well, I don't know.

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Golf, Cagney & Lacey...

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Sounds like she was
already halfway there.

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Shut up, Alan.

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(both laughing)

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Oh, good, you're here.

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Mom!

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What have you done
to yourself?

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Evelyn took me shopping.

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Do you like my new look?

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Isn't she gorgeous?

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Yeah, I-I guess.

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We also got matching tattoos.

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Oh, Mom, no.

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See? It's
a little heart.

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Uh, with an
"E plus J" in it.

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I don't see one
on your ankle, Mom.

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It's not on my ankle.

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Oh, glory-oski.

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Mom, you've been gone all day.

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I thought you and I were gonna
spend some time together

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before you went back
to Sunset Village.

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I know.
I'm sorry, sweetheart.

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We've been so busy.

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But don't worry.

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You're gonna be seeing
a lot more of me

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after I move in with Evy.

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What?

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I've got this huge place.

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Why shouldn't she enjoy it?

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You're talking about
your huge house, right?

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We're just gonna pick up
some things here

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and then go close up
Jean's condo.

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And then we'll start
our new life,

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right, Peaches?
That's right, Pumpkin.

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Come on.

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This sort of makes you
brother and sister, doesn't it?

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Is it just me or is...
that idea kind of a turn-on?

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(laughs):
It's just me.

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* Men...

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WALDEN:
Oh, come on.
It's not that weird.

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You see your ex-husband
all the time.

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Yeah, because we have
a child together.

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Okay, well, Bridget and I
have a business together.

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It's basically the same thing.

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Have you been sniffing glue?

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No! They both require
nurturing and attention.

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The only difference is your
kid's gonna cost you a fortune

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and mine is gonna
make a fortune.

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Wow. Good-bye.

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Okay, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

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J-Just...

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do one thing for me.
What?

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Let's the three of us
have dinner together.

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You want me to have dinner
with you and your ex-wife?

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Yes.

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That way you can see that
everything is cool between us.

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Come on, Zoey.
This is really important to me.

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(sighs)

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God, I'm gonna regret this.

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One dinner.

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Thank you.

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I will see you tomorrow.

261
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,485
Good-bye.

262
00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,387
(groans):
Well done, old boy.

263
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:50,223
You dodged the crazy
girlfriend bullet.

264
00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,727
ZOEY:
Walden, I'm still
outside the door.

265
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,264
You didn't let me finish.

266
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,732
All right, finish.

267
00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,935
I love you so much.

268
00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,274
* Men...

269
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,677
Here you go.

270
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,179
Thank you.

271
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,248
So did you tell Zoey
about working with Bridget?

272
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,850
Uh, yeah.

273
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,251
How'd it go?

274
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,552
Not good.

275
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,354
But she did agree
to have dinner with us.

276
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,690
W-Wait, you're having dinner

277
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,424
with your girlfriend
and your ex-wife?

278
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,993
Bad idea?

279
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,861
Well, not as bad as me trying
to turn my girlfriend on

280
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,197
with a little incest fantasy,
but it's right up there.

281
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,736
What else was
I gonna do?
Well, I...

282
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,839
I'm not gonna
dump the bitch.
Okay.

283
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,074
Fine, fine. We'll just keep
our eyes on the prize here.

284
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,576
What, your hundred shares
in the company?

285
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,445
I was more thinking
about your happiness,

286
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,114
but sure, there's that.

287
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,617
Hey, uh, this might
make you feel better.

288
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,585
Uh, I'm having my own
bad idea dinner.

289
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,187
What's that?

290
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,891
Lyndsey, her son, my son,
and the two gay grandmas.

291
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:01,128
Once again,
that does make me feel better.

292
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,462
(laughs)

293
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,663
Hey, how about this?

294
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,098
Why don't we meet back here

295
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,834
after our respective dinners
and compare notes?

296
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,269
Sort of like a recap at the end
of a reality show.

297
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,272
Yeah. Yeah, we could, uh,
you know, have a little contest.

298
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,673
See whose dinner was worse.

299
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,209
Shame we can't let
America vote on it.

300
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,577
(laughs)

301
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,379
Yeah.

302
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,381
Or can we?

303
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,251
* Men.

304
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,221
* Men.

305
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,065
Hey, this is really nice, huh?

306
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,935
Zoey, uh...

307
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,271
(clears throat)
Bridget and I

308
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,174
were talking about your...

309
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,878
...your concerns, and

310
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:54,815
Bridget was very eager
to assuage them.

311
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,516
Right, Bridge?

312
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,286
Absolutely.

313
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,425
Okay.

314
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,529
Let the assuaging begin.

315
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,068
Anybody?

316
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,537
I'll take a
crack at it.

317
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,408
No, thank you, Berta.

318
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:26,246
All right, obviously,
this is an awkward situation.

319
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,447
Walden and I were

320
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,949
together for many, many years,

321
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,718
and you and he have been dating
for a few months now,

322
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,822
so clearly, you're insecure
about us working together.

323
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:35,823
I am not insecure.

324
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,024
Right, and there's no reason

325
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,625
you should be. Yes,

326
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,760
I've known this guy
since high school,

327
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,162
and yes, we fell in love,

328
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,597
and yes, we spent
many happy years together,

329
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:48,969
but the reality now is,
we're simply business partners.

330
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,337
Right.

331
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,705
And not all those years
were happy.

332
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,078
Oh, sure, there were
some great times.

333
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,013
Also, I want to build...

334
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,850
But there were also
some bad times.

335
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,385
Also some bad times.

336
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,520
I mean, the point is,

337
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,057
is that our relationship now
is just strictly business.

338
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,059
Oh, speaking of which, we need
to upgrade the ventilation

339
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,226
for the server farm.

340
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,427
Oh, that's a good idea.

341
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,163
Oh, also, I want to build
triple redundancy.

342
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,365
Of course, but we shouldn't be
talking shop

343
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,101
and leaving poor Zoey
out of the conversation.

344
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,670
No, that's all right. I love
to hear about Walden's work.

345
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,839
Oh, that's so sweet.

346
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,076
I'm so glad
he found someone like you.

347
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,244
Oh. Thank you.

348
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,114
After I threw him out,
I wondered how he'd survive.

349
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,315
He's so needy.

350
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,716
I'm not needy.

351
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,052
Yeah, you are.
BOTH:
Yes, you are.

352
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,721
So what's the deal?

353
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,290
Are you guys in it
for the long haul,

354
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,358
or are you just gonna date
and see what happens?

355
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,628
Well, we're just finding
our way for the moment.

356
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,263
(clears throat)
Oh, good.

357
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,731
Mm.
Good.

358
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,266
Keep it casual.

359
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,468
That way no one can accuse you
of going after his money.

360
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,439
Excuse me?

361
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,541
I'm not after his money.

362
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,543
Oh, no, you misunderstand.

363
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,446
I... I'm sure you're not,
but unfortunately,

364
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,148
there's no way to prove it.

365
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:11,284
Luckily, I met him
when he had nothing,

366
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,687
so there's no question
about my intentions.

367
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,689
Are you questioning
my intentions?

368
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:17,824
No, she's not. She's not.

369
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,292
No, you're not.
You're not, are you?

370
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,428
Of course not.

371
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,330
Are you questioning
my intentions?

372
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,999
Me? No!

373
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,471
Berta, how is
the pot roast coming?

374
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,373
Got another 30 minutes.

375
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,142
You guys keep chatting.

376
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,080
* Men.

377
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,581
I don't understand.

378
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,284
Why is my grandmother
living with his grandmother?

379
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,319
Yeah, I was kind of
wondering that myself,

380
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,388
but I didn't want
to look stupid.

381
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,157
Too late, dude.

382
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,824
You want to handle this, Alan?

383
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,792
Not really.

384
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,594
I wasn't asking.

385
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,596
All right. Um...

386
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,798
Well, fellas, um,

387
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:03,870
your two grandmas are,
uh... are both very lonely,

388
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:07,807
and so, they've, uh, decided
to become...

389
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,509
uh, roommates, uh,

390
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,112
and keep each other company.

391
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,246
Oh, that makes sense.
Mm.

392
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,714
Plus, if one of them
falls down,

393
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,216
the other can call
the ambulance.

394
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,851
What if they both fall down
at the same time?

395
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,354
Um, I guess they starve
to death and die.

396
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,091
Unless they go cannibal
and try to eat each other.

397
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,292
If that happens,
I'm betting

398
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,527
on my grandma
eating your grandma.

399
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,396
Dude, there's no way
in the world

400
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,398
that your grandma
eats my grandma.

401
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,800
My grandma totally
eats your grandma.

402
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:37,237
Nuh-uh. If any grandma's doing
any eating, it's my grandma.

403
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,771
ELDRIDGE: No way.
JAKE: Come on.

404
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,707
My grandma has
real teeth.
You happy?

405
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,042
ELDRIDGE:
How do you know?

406
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,843
JAKE:
She bit me once.

407
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,713
Well, that was great.

408
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,849
I'm really glad we got
to spend some time together.

409
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,451
Yeah, it was lovely.

410
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,952
Yeah. Oh, don't forget

411
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,322
we have that meeting
with the venture fund tomorrow.

412
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,689
Oh, yeah, right.

413
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,525
Bye.
Oh, bye.

414
00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,427
Oh, do me a favor, Zoey.

415
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,729
Don't let him wear sandals
to the meeting.

416
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,597
I really don't tell him
what to wear.

417
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,866
That's okay. You'll learn.

418
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,203
Don't wear sandals
to the meeting.

419
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,638
Good night.
Good night.

420
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,073
Night-night.
Bye. Drive safe.

421
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,508
Mm.

422
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,244
(sighs)
I think that went great.

423
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,745
Do you?

424
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,113
You don't?

425
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,314
I don't.

426
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,650
I don't, either.

427
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,520
Did... Um, did I miss something?

428
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,789
Obviously,
you missed everything.

429
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,458
That horrible woman
won't be happy

430
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,160
till she's destroyed
our relationship,

431
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,427
and she has you back.

432
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,862
What? No!

433
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,630
She has a boyfriend.
She's happy.

434
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,467
Oh, how can you be so smart
about some things

435
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,735
and so stupid about others?

436
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,837
Okay, wait, just to be clear,

437
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,108
what am I smart about
and what am I stupid about?!

438
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,245
Oh, what?
Now you can't hear me!

439
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,314
* Men.

440
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,749
Anybody want more
mashed potatoes?

441
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,585
Oh, gosh, I'm
full, Jean,

442
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,120
but everything's
so delicious.

443
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,688
Thank you.

444
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,457
And how lucky were you to
grow up with Mom's home cooking?

445
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,859
Excuse me. You grew up
with home cooking, too.

446
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,629
Yes, but the maid
did the cooking.

447
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,964
It was still at home.

448
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,968
Make sure
you leave room for dessert.

449
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,270
I made pie.

450
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,871
Oh, I love Grandma's pie.

451
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,609
Yeah, yeah, I heard it, too.

452
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,377
(clinking spoon on glass)

453
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,046
There's something
I'd like to say.

454
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,949
Oh, dear God, here it comes.

455
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:34,621
It gives me such pleasure
to welcome Jean into my home

456
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:38,458
and to share our new friendship
with our two families.

457
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,827
Hear, hear.
Hear, hear.

458
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,994
Hear, hear.

459
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:45,064
And I'd just like to thank Evy
for showing me

460
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:48,835
that it's never too late to
teach an old dog new tricks.

461
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,406
Certainly didn't teach
her to fetch a bone.

462
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,841
Shh.

463
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,010
I have a question.

464
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,812
Oh, God, here it comes.

465
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,782
If you and her
were cannibals,

466
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,685
which do you think
would eat the other?

467
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,459
There you have it:
the upside of stupid.

468
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,098
ZOEY:
I'm sorry, Walden,
but Bridget's right.

469
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,401
You have history with her;
you have none with me.

470
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,370
You can't even be sure
I love you for yourself

471
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,437
and not your money.

472
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,738
What are you saying?

473
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,507
I'm saying,
I think it might be better

474
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,742
for both of us
if we went our separate ways.

475
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,044
Okay, that's one approach...

476
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,481
which stinks.

477
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,850
So, let me make
a counterproposal.

478
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,320
Why don't you move in with me?

479
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,789
What?

480
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,691
Yeah, you and Ava
move in with me.

481
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,993
I love you,
and I want you in my life,

482
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,462
I want... I want
to have a future with you.

483
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,898
Really?

484
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,099
Really.

485
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,602
AVA:
Mummy, Mummy,
please say yes!

486
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,705
What are you doing
out of bed?!

487
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:01,674
I love you, Walden!

488
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,743
I love you, Ava.

489
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,446
Get back into bed!

490
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,780
Hmm. Let's see.

491
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:11,218
So, that's one vote for yes,
and I vote yes,

492
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,853
so, the motion is passed.

493
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,290
There is one
tiny little problem.

494
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,291
What's that?

495
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,627
If Ava and I move in,

496
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:24,597
isn't somebody going
to have to move out?

497
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,067
Hmm.

498
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:30,837
(groans)

499
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,939
What's the matter?
I don't know.

500
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,243
Just felt a little shiver
go down my spine.

501
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,511
(groans)

502
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,252
* Men.

503
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,320
Here you go.

504
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,188
I got to ask.

505
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,923
What's with the tea?

506
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,892
You make it for me.
You make it for Lyndsey.

507
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,328
Well, I've got
a little philosophy.

508
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,629
When someone's nice enough

509
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,565
to let me into their home
or their pants,

510
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,899
I like to show my appreciation.

511
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,601
Without spending
any money.

512
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,237
You know me so well.

513
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,738
So, recap.

514
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,106
How'd your dinner go?

515
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,341
Oh, pretty well, actually.

516
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,009
The grandmas were
on their best behavior,

517
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,078
and the two boys--
well, let's just say,

518
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,815
they're gonna be living with us
for a long, long time. And you?

519
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,884
Oh, good, good.
It went really good.

520
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,253
So, everything's okay with Zoey?
Yeah, it's fantastic.

521
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,122
Sounds like everything's great
with you and Lyndsey, huh?

522
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,591
Oh, yeah, more than good.

523
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,859
Oh, forgot the honey.

524
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,930
She owns her own home, right?

525
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,164
Yeah.

526
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,933
(groans)

527
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,236
Hmm. Think I may be coming down
with something.

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