1 00:00:12,587 --> 00:00:14,246 Jake, use your spoon. 2 00:00:14,464 --> 00:00:16,538 Can't. I'll die. 3 00:00:17,298 --> 00:00:19,918 If you don't turn off that music, you'll die anyway. 4 00:00:20,508 --> 00:00:22,464 Fine. 5 00:00:33,182 --> 00:00:35,008 That's better. 6 00:00:35,641 --> 00:00:38,132 He's still gonna be living here when he's, like, 30. 7 00:00:38,352 --> 00:00:41,186 My big fear is he'll still be in fifth grade. 8 00:00:41,395 --> 00:00:45,806 Hello, anybody home? Grandmommy's here. 9 00:00:49,524 --> 00:00:51,848 There's my grandson. 10 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:28,914 So, Mom, to what do we owe this unexpected... 11 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,418 - Pleasure? - No, that's not it. 12 00:01:32,673 --> 00:01:36,254 I was showing a house, and I thought I'd visit the people I love. 13 00:01:36,676 --> 00:01:38,086 And they weren't home? 14 00:01:49,391 --> 00:01:53,553 Goody. There's a Tudor on Stone Canyon that's going on the market soon. 15 00:01:53,769 --> 00:01:56,887 - How do you know? - Owner dropped dead of a heart attack. 16 00:01:57,062 --> 00:01:58,604 You know what they say, darling. 17 00:01:58,772 --> 00:02:01,558 Today's obituary is tomorrow's exclusive listing. 18 00:02:03,482 --> 00:02:06,685 Father of five in Westwood. I'm on fire. 19 00:02:07,401 --> 00:02:08,894 You will be soon. 20 00:02:11,237 --> 00:02:14,022 Mom, you're not setting a very good example here. 21 00:02:14,239 --> 00:02:15,946 Why? 22 00:02:16,114 --> 00:02:19,944 Jake, honey, your grandmommy performs a very important public service. 23 00:02:20,159 --> 00:02:22,731 When people die, their families are very, very sad... 24 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,400 ...and they have no idea what their homes are worth. 25 00:02:26,204 --> 00:02:27,532 And you tell them? 26 00:02:28,705 --> 00:02:30,531 Oh, you are so cute. 27 00:02:32,666 --> 00:02:35,619 And Grandmommy doesn't just prey on the dead, Jake. 28 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:39,491 She also profits from the pain of divorce and the humiliation of bankruptcy. 29 00:02:41,045 --> 00:02:45,172 Not to mention she's working on an alternative fuel made from puppies. 30 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:48,043 Oh, my God. Harry Gorsky died. 31 00:02:48,258 --> 00:02:50,048 Oh, no. Are you sure it's him? 32 00:02:50,259 --> 00:02:53,424 How many Harry Luther Gorskys are there in Los Angeles? 33 00:02:53,636 --> 00:02:56,505 - Well, there's one less now. - Who are you talking about? 34 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,258 He was Uncle Charlie's and my stepdad. 35 00:02:59,472 --> 00:03:02,223 - The first of three, and not my favorite. - I liked him. 36 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,302 Oh, please. You were 6. You still liked Mom. 37 00:03:07,602 --> 00:03:10,803 - Mom, are you okay? - No, I'm not okay. 38 00:03:10,979 --> 00:03:13,017 He was a good man... 39 00:03:13,189 --> 00:03:16,472 ...and part of my life, and now he's gone. 40 00:03:16,648 --> 00:03:18,687 I just pray he died peacefully... 41 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:22,066 ...and held on to that stately six-bedroom, four-bath Colonial... 42 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,311 ...in Hancock Park... 43 00:03:25,403 --> 00:03:29,233 ...with the bonus office/guest room over the garage. 44 00:03:36,701 --> 00:03:38,029 Let me get this straight. 45 00:03:38,202 --> 00:03:40,906 First there was your dad, then this guy Harry who died... 46 00:03:41,079 --> 00:03:43,236 ...then the fat guy with the carpet business. 47 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:46,704 No, no, no. The fat guy came after the twitchy gay guy from Texas... 48 00:03:46,874 --> 00:03:49,826 ...who gave us crew cuts and called us buckaroos. 49 00:03:50,042 --> 00:03:51,370 So out of the three... 50 00:03:51,544 --> 00:03:54,163 ...Harry was the best. - I liked the fat guy, remember? 51 00:03:54,336 --> 00:03:56,577 With the chubby daughter who was so grateful? 52 00:03:58,046 --> 00:04:01,545 All you had to do was knock on her door with some Turkish Taffy. 53 00:04:02,257 --> 00:04:05,340 Be that as it may, he was still a very good father to us. 54 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:07,211 Oh, please. He was a little tyrant. 55 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:09,211 "Sit up straight." "Do your homework." 56 00:04:09,387 --> 00:04:12,256 "Quit forging my signature on hotel bills." 57 00:04:12,846 --> 00:04:14,638 Okay, then. The funeral is tomorrow. 58 00:04:14,806 --> 00:04:18,139 I think it would be appropriate for us all to go and pay our respects. 59 00:04:18,350 --> 00:04:20,306 I don't know. Tomorrow's not good for me. 60 00:04:20,518 --> 00:04:23,932 Oh, Charlie. The man was your father. 61 00:04:24,145 --> 00:04:25,639 No, he was not. 62 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:27,851 Why do you care so much? You divorced him. 63 00:04:28,064 --> 00:04:31,478 Just because you divorce doesn't mean you no longer have feelings. 64 00:04:31,691 --> 00:04:33,848 That's true. Judith still has feelings for me. 65 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:37,026 Pity is not really a feeling, Alan. 66 00:04:39,695 --> 00:04:44,936 Regardless of our feelings, we'll still go and say our final goodbyes to Harry. 67 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,315 - I'm not going. - Me neither. 68 00:04:47,491 --> 00:04:51,072 - Fine, you stay here with Uncle Charlie. - Cool. 69 00:04:51,868 --> 00:04:54,868 Yeah, cool. Why do you wanna go? 70 00:04:55,246 --> 00:04:57,782 I think it's the right thing to do, and I liked Harry. 71 00:04:57,997 --> 00:04:59,905 - And he liked you. - I know. 72 00:05:00,081 --> 00:05:01,955 We've stayed in touch over the years. 73 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:03,825 What? 74 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:08,960 You betrayed me by communicating with that son of a bitch after I divorced him? 75 00:05:09,879 --> 00:05:11,538 Well, wait a minute. You said that... 76 00:05:11,755 --> 00:05:13,165 I know what I said. 77 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:18,330 I was just being polite because the guy's worm chow. 78 00:05:18,842 --> 00:05:21,795 All I did was send him Christmas cards and a picture of Jake. 79 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:25,545 - You never send me a picture of Jake. - He's right here. 80 00:05:25,763 --> 00:05:27,968 When was the last time I got a Christmas card? 81 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:31,383 Wait, I'm on your side. Charlie's the one who doesn't wanna go. 82 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:35,049 I don't even know if I want you to come now. You've ruined it. 83 00:05:35,894 --> 00:05:39,142 - How can you ruin a funeral? - I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 84 00:05:39,353 --> 00:05:41,808 - Where are you going? - I need something black. 85 00:05:42,022 --> 00:05:44,014 Doesn't your soul qualify? 86 00:05:46,274 --> 00:05:51,184 Laugh now, but when I die, I will be coming back to haunt you. 87 00:05:52,903 --> 00:05:55,986 How will that be any different than this? 88 00:06:01,116 --> 00:06:03,902 Okay, Jake. I'm going to pick up your grandmother. 89 00:06:04,117 --> 00:06:05,741 Okay. 90 00:06:06,619 --> 00:06:08,776 You think maybe you've played that enough? 91 00:06:08,996 --> 00:06:10,193 Okay. 92 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,581 I might as well just buy him a crack pipe. 93 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,829 Hey! 94 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,244 - Let's get this over with. - You're coming to the funeral? 95 00:06:19,418 --> 00:06:22,619 I thought about it and realized, even if I didn't like the guy... 96 00:06:22,794 --> 00:06:25,367 ...that shouldn't stop me from going to his funeral... 97 00:06:25,546 --> 00:06:27,621 ...and, you know, taking a victory lap. 98 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:29,914 Charlie, you're not gonna wanna hear this... 99 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,964 ...but you sound a lot like Mom. 100 00:06:32,842 --> 00:06:35,462 Tread lightly. 101 00:06:35,969 --> 00:06:38,423 - Jake, you're coming with us. - I don't wanna. 102 00:06:38,637 --> 00:06:40,214 You get to see a real dead guy. 103 00:06:40,429 --> 00:06:43,512 There's gonna be a dead guy? Where? 104 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:48,053 - At the funeral. - Oh, cool. Can I come? 105 00:06:49,184 --> 00:06:51,307 Did I say he was gonna live here until 30? 106 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:52,805 I meant forever. 107 00:06:53,853 --> 00:06:55,513 What are you talking about? 108 00:06:58,607 --> 00:07:01,606 - Go put on your nice clothes. - Okay. 109 00:07:03,693 --> 00:07:06,692 He doesn't know what nice clothes are. 110 00:07:13,823 --> 00:07:16,859 - Jake? - Oh, right. 111 00:07:20,368 --> 00:07:22,360 Isn't it a little early to start drinking? 112 00:07:22,578 --> 00:07:25,531 - Would you like a snort? - That's what I meant. 113 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,956 Thanks. 114 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:32,660 You okay, Mom? 115 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:35,121 I just can't believe he's gone. 116 00:07:35,336 --> 00:07:38,868 Isn't that why we're going to the funeral? To make sure? 117 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:44,171 I'm confused. If you cared for Harry so much, how come you left him? 118 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:47,418 Yes, well, about that. 119 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:53,461 I may have glossed over the details with you boys just a skosh. 120 00:07:53,679 --> 00:07:59,016 I didn't actually leave Harry so much as he left me. 121 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,047 - You're kidding. - He met a younger woman... 122 00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:05,178 ...and just traded me in. 123 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,593 You still loved him, didn't you? 124 00:08:09,313 --> 00:08:11,767 I loved him very much. 125 00:08:13,982 --> 00:08:19,057 Oh, Harry. My sweet, dear Harry. 126 00:08:19,235 --> 00:08:21,689 All right. Level eight. 127 00:08:30,408 --> 00:08:32,400 So where's the dead guy? 128 00:08:33,952 --> 00:08:35,908 Jake, show a little respect. 129 00:08:36,411 --> 00:08:38,533 Where's the dead guy, sir? 130 00:08:39,371 --> 00:08:41,742 In the chapel. Now keep it down. 131 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:44,446 I think I can smell him. 132 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,913 Oh, Lord. There she is. 133 00:08:49,085 --> 00:08:52,251 - Who? - The tramp who stole my husband. 134 00:08:54,338 --> 00:08:56,211 Not bad. 135 00:08:56,964 --> 00:08:59,087 Not good. 136 00:09:00,008 --> 00:09:01,834 I'm gonna go mourn. 137 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,629 - Yeah, me too. - Stay put. Mommy needs you. 138 00:09:05,844 --> 00:09:08,513 - Hello, Evelyn. - Hello, Christine. 139 00:09:08,846 --> 00:09:12,296 - This is my son, Alan. - Hello. 140 00:09:12,515 --> 00:09:15,219 And who's this little guy? Your grandson? 141 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,923 I'm just here to see the dead guy. 142 00:09:18,769 --> 00:09:22,551 Yes, I've been blessed with both children and grandchildren. 143 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,100 How about you? Oh, wait, I remember. 144 00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:27,762 You were slightly less fertile than a sand trap. 145 00:09:29,607 --> 00:09:31,683 We're very sorry for your loss. 146 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:35,897 It's not my loss. He left me for that tramp over there. 147 00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:40,152 She doesn't look very unhappy, does she? 148 00:09:40,364 --> 00:09:43,482 She just met him. Wait a week. 149 00:09:47,910 --> 00:09:52,285 I think it's the responsibility of we, the living, to carry on... 150 00:09:52,454 --> 00:09:55,158 ...to live life to the fullest. Embrace it. 151 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:57,785 Kiss it on the mouth, if you will. 152 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,953 Excuse me, Charlie, can I talk to you for a minute? 153 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,532 Sure. Heather, this is my brother, Alan. 154 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:06,959 He lives with me at my beach house in Malibu. 155 00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:09,502 - Hi. - I'm sorry for your loss. 156 00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:11,705 - Thank you. - Alan came to live with me... 157 00:10:11,882 --> 00:10:16,707 ...at my Malibu beach house when he lost his wife. 158 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,378 It's a healing house. 159 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:22,632 My wife isn't really dead. 160 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,342 Because you healed. 161 00:10:27,015 --> 00:10:29,968 At my Malibu beach house. 162 00:10:31,851 --> 00:10:34,804 And when you think about it, Harry isn't really dead either. 163 00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:39,010 He lives right here... 164 00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:40,516 ...in all of us. 165 00:10:41,189 --> 00:10:45,897 - Thank you. - Good. Let go. 166 00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:48,225 It's good to let go. 167 00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:50,192 Charlie. 168 00:10:51,154 --> 00:10:53,395 Excuse me a moment. 169 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:56,317 What, what, what, what, what? 170 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,238 What do you mean, "What, what, what"? 171 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,775 - You're hitting on the widow. - No, I'm consoling the widow. 172 00:11:01,951 --> 00:11:04,239 I won't hit on her until they close the lid. 173 00:11:04,994 --> 00:11:07,069 Unbelievable. How do you sleep at night? 174 00:11:07,288 --> 00:11:10,121 Usually drunk and on top of somebody. 175 00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:13,165 But that takes work, Alan. Doesn't just happen by itself. 176 00:11:13,832 --> 00:11:16,619 Here's an idea. Why don't you run to the embalming room... 177 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:19,745 ...and see if you can score a couple fresh ones off the truck? 178 00:11:19,962 --> 00:11:22,167 Excuse me, but considering your ex-wife... 179 00:11:22,338 --> 00:11:26,500 ...I'd say you're the expert on having sex with cold women who don't move. 180 00:11:27,715 --> 00:11:31,546 Nevertheless, you can hit on women anywhere. 181 00:11:31,718 --> 00:11:33,591 Why did you bother to come? 182 00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:35,838 I don't know. I just did. 183 00:11:36,054 --> 00:11:38,887 - That's it? No reason? - Do you have a reason for everything? 184 00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:41,343 - Yes. - So how's that working out for you? 185 00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:44,430 I know how difficult it must be... 186 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:49,224 ...rambling around all by yourself in that big, drafty, six-bedroom Colonial... 187 00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:52,140 ...with the guest room/office over the garage. 188 00:11:52,355 --> 00:11:54,643 Harry gave me a potbellied pig. 189 00:11:54,856 --> 00:11:56,433 So you'd remember him, sure. 190 00:11:56,607 --> 00:11:59,275 But I know Harry would want you to move on... 191 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,848 ...and this is the perfect time to move on... 192 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,605 ...because this is a seller's market. - Excuse me. 193 00:12:04,778 --> 00:12:06,236 Can we talk to you a minute? 194 00:12:06,821 --> 00:12:08,694 Pardon me, dear. 195 00:12:09,364 --> 00:12:11,486 What? I'm working here. 196 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,609 That woman just lost her husband. 197 00:12:13,825 --> 00:12:17,239 Alan, the man was 50 years old when she was born. 198 00:12:17,411 --> 00:12:20,908 - So? - So she had to see it coming. 199 00:12:22,371 --> 00:12:24,198 Even for you, that is really cold. 200 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:26,986 Oh, Mr. Graveside Nookie weighs in. 201 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:30,533 You were trying to give the widow a sympathetic crotch to cry on. 202 00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:33,543 Hey, watch your mouth. This is a solemn event. 203 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,211 Yeah, show a little class. 204 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,871 Me? I'm the only one here behaving appropriately. 205 00:12:39,048 --> 00:12:40,376 Hey, where's Jake? 206 00:12:57,808 --> 00:13:01,389 - Jake. - How do you know my name? 207 00:13:03,061 --> 00:13:04,887 - It's okay. - Okay? 208 00:13:05,062 --> 00:13:07,931 I almost pooped my pants. 209 00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:10,897 What are you doing? 210 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,433 I just wanted to see. 211 00:13:15,902 --> 00:13:17,893 Okay, well, let's... Let's take a look. 212 00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:21,858 - Really? - Yeah. Come on. 213 00:13:29,451 --> 00:13:32,367 - What do you think? - I don't know. 214 00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:35,820 - How did he die? - He just got old. 215 00:13:35,996 --> 00:13:37,953 His heart stopped. 216 00:13:39,331 --> 00:13:41,703 His watch is still going. 217 00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:46,659 - Yep. - Why would he need a watch, anyway? 218 00:13:46,836 --> 00:13:49,669 It's not like he's gonna be late for anything. 219 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:53,415 Okay, there are other people waiting to pay their respects. 220 00:13:53,589 --> 00:13:55,747 Why don't we go find Grandma? 221 00:14:00,844 --> 00:14:03,415 I don't care what anybody says. 222 00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,719 I always thought you were a good guy. 223 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:08,556 Thanks, Alan. 224 00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:14,719 Want to know what time it is? 225 00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:19,259 Let's go. 226 00:14:22,605 --> 00:14:23,933 - How's he look? - Dead. 227 00:14:24,106 --> 00:14:25,980 Cool. 228 00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:38,903 Surprise. 229 00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:45,695 Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I've been thinking about it... 230 00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:49,533 ...and maybe some of the stuff between us may have been my fault. 231 00:14:49,704 --> 00:14:52,075 I was angry about losing my dad, and I guess... 232 00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:54,618 ...you were the guy I took it out on. 233 00:14:54,832 --> 00:14:57,785 Anyway, not that it makes a lot of difference at this point... 234 00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:03,034 ...but I just wanted you to know that I'm sorry. 235 00:15:07,922 --> 00:15:10,708 By the way, I'm gonna take a shot at your wife. 236 00:15:17,678 --> 00:15:19,669 But that's just a guy thing. 237 00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:22,631 Nothing personal, okay? 238 00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:25,505 I'll take that as a yes. 239 00:15:27,683 --> 00:15:31,929 And so with every door that God closes, he opens a window. 240 00:15:32,936 --> 00:15:35,806 Did he say "window" or "widow"? 241 00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:40,770 Even as we say goodbye to our beloved friend... 242 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,600 ...Harry Luther Gorsky... 243 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,609 ...we know that he lives on in all of us. 244 00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:48,527 - How are you holding up? - Okay. 245 00:15:48,696 --> 00:15:54,316 - lf you need anything, I'm right here. - Thank you. That's very comforting. 246 00:15:58,701 --> 00:16:00,408 For everything, there is a season. 247 00:16:00,619 --> 00:16:03,191 A time to be born, a time to die. 248 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:06,536 A time to reap, a time to sow. 249 00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:08,448 So... 250 00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,329 ...I would like to invite anyone... 251 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,871 ...who wishes to say a few words about Harry... 252 00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:15,620 ...to come up and share with us. 253 00:16:18,296 --> 00:16:21,414 As always, I'll do him first. 254 00:16:21,923 --> 00:16:24,673 - Mom, bad idea. - Hey... 255 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:29,507 ...if I didn't give in to bad ideas, you wouldn't be here. Hold this. 256 00:16:31,678 --> 00:16:33,883 Dad. I can't find my Gameboy. 257 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:36,218 Not now, Jake. 258 00:16:38,557 --> 00:16:42,683 Hello. Welcome to Harry's funeral. 259 00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:47,387 I haven't seen him so drained of bodily fluids since our honeymoon. 260 00:16:49,729 --> 00:16:52,563 What? I thought I'd open with a joke. 261 00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:58,306 My name is Evelyn Harper... 262 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:04,153 ...or, as dear Harry used to call me, his sweet little sugar tushy. 263 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,148 When I first met Harry... 264 00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:13,402 ...I was just a hot young widow with bills to pay... 265 00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:16,149 ...who could lick the chrome off a trailer hitch. 266 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,282 I also had two small boys... 267 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:24,908 ...one of whom Harry cared for very deeply. 268 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,370 The other one was Charlie. 269 00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:31,875 It wasn't easy being a substitute father... 270 00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:35,626 ...but Harry gave it his all. 271 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,998 Unfortunately, it wasn't enough... 272 00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:40,878 ...which is probably why he looked for solace... 273 00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:42,876 ...in the arms of a cheap slut. 274 00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:48,051 Stand up, Christine. Let everybody have a look at you. 275 00:17:56,517 --> 00:17:59,387 Take a good look, Heather. That's gonna be you someday. 276 00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:06,145 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being disrespectful to the grieving widow. 277 00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:09,647 But, listen, you wanna talk grieving? I'm grieving. 278 00:18:09,817 --> 00:18:14,393 I loved this man with all my heart, and you left me, you lousy bastard. 279 00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:17,563 Well, take a good look. I've still got a great ass... 280 00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:20,310 ...and yours is decomposing as we speak. 281 00:18:22,823 --> 00:18:24,483 Thank you. 282 00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:28,909 - Okay. That was beautiful. - Time to go. 283 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,407 I'll call you. 284 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:35,782 - Dad, what about my Gameboy? - Forget it. Just keep walking. 285 00:18:36,831 --> 00:18:43,163 And so let's take a moment of silent prayer for our friend, Harry. 286 00:18:57,176 --> 00:19:00,046 I am really, really sorry. 287 00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:19,228 Got it. 288 00:19:21,189 --> 00:19:25,565 It's my kid's. I don't know, maybe I spoil him. 289 00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:29,809 Okay, bye. 290 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,067 Boys, when I die... 291 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,909 ...I want a simple funeral. No tears. 292 00:19:41,075 --> 00:19:42,949 - Done. - You got it. 293 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,448 And I wanna be buried next to your father. 294 00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:47,282 Dad was cremated, Mom. 295 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,197 Oh, yes, right. 296 00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:52,744 I was thinking of someone else. 297 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,911 So I take it you'd rather be buried than cremated? 298 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,581 Oh, can't we do both? 299 00:20:00,962 --> 00:20:04,376 I want to be buried on the side of a hill... 300 00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:08,122 ...nestled amongst the willows, overlooking the ocean. 301 00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:10,630 Do we get to pick the ocean? 302 00:20:11,635 --> 00:20:15,927 And I want an unadorned headstone, which reads simply: 303 00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:20,513 "Evelyn Harper. Loving wife, devoted mother." 304 00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:23,557 That's good. Open with a joke.