1 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:14,530 Crap. 2 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:17,618 Oopsie. 3 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:21,581 Oh, Charlie! 4 00:00:48,538 --> 00:00:51,290 Okay, I guess I'll give you a call. 5 00:00:58,343 --> 00:01:00,584 Alrighty, that'd be great. 6 00:01:07,144 --> 00:01:09,101 Sounds good. Looking forward to it. 7 00:01:09,313 --> 00:01:10,724 Bye-bye now. 8 00:01:14,695 --> 00:01:16,603 Swell. 9 00:01:17,489 --> 00:01:19,151 Hey, Alan. You know how to say: 10 00:01:19,366 --> 00:01:20,827 "Please go faster," in Polish? 11 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:27,867 - Funny language, isn't it? - Yeah, hilarious. 12 00:01:28,086 --> 00:01:31,042 The earthquake hit Sherman Oaks a lot harder than Malibu. 13 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:34,342 - What earthquake? - What earthquake? 14 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:37,091 About an hour ago. You didn't feel the house shaking? 15 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:45,686 Unbelievable. You actually thought that was you? 16 00:01:45,899 --> 00:01:48,855 No, I thought it was her, you know, because of me. 17 00:01:50,072 --> 00:01:52,776 The good news is, unless they report it on Polish TV... 18 00:01:52,990 --> 00:01:54,534 ...I still get the credit. 19 00:01:55,368 --> 00:01:57,575 I'm thrilled for you. Anyway, Judith called. 20 00:01:57,788 --> 00:02:00,245 A pipe broke, soaked her living room carpet... 21 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,287 ...and she's completely freaking out. 22 00:02:02,502 --> 00:02:05,789 Yeah, well, that's the difference between wife and ex-wife. 23 00:02:06,007 --> 00:02:09,174 With ex-wife, you don't even have to pretend to care. 24 00:02:10,179 --> 00:02:12,173 Well, I'm sorry. I can't be that callous. 25 00:02:12,391 --> 00:02:14,218 Have you even tried? 26 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:17,977 She's the mother of my son. I'm concerned about her welfare. 27 00:02:18,188 --> 00:02:20,348 I told her she could stay here until repairs. 28 00:02:20,565 --> 00:02:22,938 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. Back up. 29 00:02:23,152 --> 00:02:26,653 When you told her, did you have, like, a sarcastic chuckle in your voice? 30 00:02:26,824 --> 00:02:30,242 Like, you know, " Yeah, right, Judith, you can stay here." 31 00:02:30,746 --> 00:02:33,201 - It's just for a couple of days. - A couple of days? 32 00:02:33,415 --> 00:02:35,990 Jack The Ripper just killed a couple of prostitutes. 33 00:02:36,211 --> 00:02:37,539 It was still wrong. 34 00:02:37,755 --> 00:02:40,922 - Do you want me to put her in a hotel? - Yeah, put her in a hotel. 35 00:02:41,134 --> 00:02:44,919 Put her in a space capsule. Put her in a catapult and see how far she flies. 36 00:02:45,137 --> 00:02:46,764 Charlie, I can't do that to her. 37 00:02:46,974 --> 00:02:49,263 Again, have you even tried? 38 00:02:49,477 --> 00:02:53,143 - She's afraid of another quake. - Well, what about what I'm afraid of? 39 00:02:53,355 --> 00:02:56,476 - What are you afraid of? - Oh, let's see. Large birds. Small bugs. 40 00:02:56,695 --> 00:02:59,861 Unplanned pregnancies. And your ex-wife living in my house. 41 00:03:00,406 --> 00:03:03,243 Come on, Charlie. She's just a small, frightened woman. 42 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:06,371 There are no small, frightened women. That's a myth. 43 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:09,867 Perpetrated by the large, angry women who secretly run the world. 44 00:03:10,085 --> 00:03:13,502 I think it would be healthy for Jake to see his mother and father... 45 00:03:13,714 --> 00:03:15,293 ...living together as friends. 46 00:03:15,508 --> 00:03:16,967 Oh, Alan, grow up. 47 00:03:17,177 --> 00:03:20,381 As long as he's got pizza with cheese and TV with 150 channels... 48 00:03:20,556 --> 00:03:23,558 ...he doesn't give a rat's ass what you guys do. 49 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,892 Now that I think about it, neither do I. 50 00:03:28,399 --> 00:03:31,816 That had better be a big, pregnant bird covered with spiders. 51 00:03:37,243 --> 00:03:39,948 - I don't know how to thank you. - I'm glad you're okay. 52 00:03:40,162 --> 00:03:43,996 Charlie, I know this is a big imposition. I really appreciate you inviting me. 53 00:03:47,839 --> 00:03:49,997 I thought she should know this was your idea. 54 00:03:50,217 --> 00:03:52,791 Actually, I had several other ideas. Wanna hear them? 55 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:55,882 Tell Jake you're here. I'll take your bags. 56 00:03:56,099 --> 00:03:57,641 Thank you, Alan. Thank you both. 57 00:03:57,810 --> 00:04:00,182 I promise I'll be out of here in a couple of days. 58 00:04:07,571 --> 00:04:11,108 - Judith, sit down. I've got it covered. - No. I can pitch in. 59 00:04:11,326 --> 00:04:14,328 Where do you keep the salad tongs? Wait, I got them. 60 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,327 - Better use the wooden ones. - What's wrong with these? 61 00:04:17,499 --> 00:04:20,915 I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet. 62 00:04:21,088 --> 00:04:22,548 This is a regular occurrence? 63 00:04:23,006 --> 00:04:26,958 - You'd think I'd learn. - And you keep them in the kitchen? 64 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:31,130 I used to hang them in the bathroom, but it freaked some chicks out. 65 00:04:31,975 --> 00:04:36,106 He's just kidding with you. Use the wooden ones. 66 00:04:36,774 --> 00:04:38,149 I don't want any salad. 67 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:41,565 - Well, you have to have some. - Dad doesn't make me have salad. 68 00:04:41,779 --> 00:04:43,155 Alan? 69 00:04:43,365 --> 00:04:46,070 He's exaggerating. We have salad all the time. 70 00:04:46,493 --> 00:04:48,903 I just don't eat it. 71 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,741 It's kind of our compromise. 72 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:53,200 Okay. Fine. Your house, your rules. 73 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,875 Technically, it's my house, his rules. 74 00:04:56,089 --> 00:04:58,545 Of course. Just have a little salad. 75 00:05:00,345 --> 00:05:02,337 So I spoke with the plumbing company... 76 00:05:02,554 --> 00:05:04,465 ...and they'll be there in the morning. 77 00:05:04,682 --> 00:05:07,221 So I'll drop off Jake and meet them on my way to work. 78 00:05:07,435 --> 00:05:09,264 - Thank you, Alan. - You're welcome. 79 00:05:11,274 --> 00:05:12,852 This is really weird. 80 00:05:13,651 --> 00:05:17,485 Why? Your mom and I may not be living together anymore, but we're still friends. 81 00:05:17,698 --> 00:05:20,866 I don't flip off my friends when I talk to them on the phone. 82 00:05:23,372 --> 00:05:25,281 Nice shooting. 83 00:05:25,501 --> 00:05:27,124 Two with one bullet. 84 00:05:28,003 --> 00:05:31,038 Well, if either of us did, in fact, do that, it was wrong. 85 00:05:31,256 --> 00:05:34,840 The important thing is we're making an effort to be nicer to each other. 86 00:05:35,052 --> 00:05:38,304 That's right. And your mom staying here is a good example of that. 87 00:05:38,514 --> 00:05:39,891 Very nicely put, Alan. 88 00:05:40,101 --> 00:05:43,138 If we leave now, we can be in Mexico in two hours. 89 00:05:48,111 --> 00:05:49,653 Hey. 90 00:05:50,029 --> 00:05:51,440 Hey. 91 00:05:51,656 --> 00:05:53,650 - Where's Alan? - Don't know. 92 00:05:55,453 --> 00:05:57,492 Mind if I join you? 93 00:05:58,873 --> 00:06:00,417 Sure. 94 00:06:10,555 --> 00:06:12,298 Thanks again for your hospitality. 95 00:06:12,891 --> 00:06:14,433 Don't mention it. 96 00:06:15,185 --> 00:06:18,021 You know, the TV in your room works. 97 00:06:19,108 --> 00:06:21,348 Oh, okay. Good to know. 98 00:06:25,239 --> 00:06:28,442 I just tucked Jake in. He loves you very much. 99 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:30,902 Yeah. I love him too. 100 00:06:31,914 --> 00:06:35,080 You got cable, satellite, DVD. The whole shebang. 101 00:06:35,293 --> 00:06:37,285 Great. 102 00:06:40,256 --> 00:06:42,415 I'm surprised you're home on a Saturday night. 103 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,877 What, with your fun bachelor lifestyle. 104 00:06:45,096 --> 00:06:47,765 Well, I got laid this morning. 105 00:06:48,224 --> 00:06:50,895 So I thought I'd kick back tonight. 106 00:06:51,229 --> 00:06:54,349 Oh, my. Well, isn't that something. 107 00:06:55,692 --> 00:06:58,147 - Nice girl? - I guess. 108 00:06:58,361 --> 00:06:59,905 She doesn't speak English. 109 00:07:01,783 --> 00:07:03,610 Well, hey. What are you guys doing? 110 00:07:03,827 --> 00:07:05,322 Just watching a little TV. 111 00:07:05,537 --> 00:07:08,575 - What's on? - I don't know. I just sat down. 112 00:07:13,088 --> 00:07:15,081 Oh, we've seen this movie before. 113 00:07:15,299 --> 00:07:16,758 - No, we didn't. - Sure we have. 114 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:19,460 That guy's girlfriend turns out to be the murderer. 115 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,682 Really? I did not know that. 116 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:25,098 Oh, right. And she's not really a girl. 117 00:07:25,728 --> 00:07:28,184 I did not know that either. 118 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,735 - When did we see this? - The first movie after Jake was born. 119 00:07:32,946 --> 00:07:34,773 Oh, right. 120 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:37,149 It was so hard to leave him with the sitter. 121 00:07:37,368 --> 00:07:39,824 As soon as we got to the door, the sobbing started. 122 00:07:40,037 --> 00:07:42,161 Yeah, well, it was hard for me. 123 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:44,615 You were such a softy. 124 00:07:44,834 --> 00:07:46,496 Alcohol. 125 00:07:47,171 --> 00:07:49,046 While you're up, you wanna make popcorn? 126 00:07:49,426 --> 00:07:50,883 - Sure. - No butter for me. 127 00:07:51,093 --> 00:07:52,718 Got it. 128 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,842 - Hey, Charlie. - Hey, Rose. 129 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,910 Anybody here? 130 00:08:21,590 --> 00:08:23,000 Good. 131 00:08:30,766 --> 00:08:32,345 Jeez. 132 00:08:33,061 --> 00:08:36,762 - I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep. - That's all right. Relax. 133 00:08:37,566 --> 00:08:39,475 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. 134 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,652 - Where's Alan? - He took Jake to school... 135 00:08:41,864 --> 00:08:45,908 ...then went to meet with the plumber. - Right, right. Okay, I'll leave you to it. 136 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,120 Charlie, wait. 137 00:08:48,329 --> 00:08:50,951 This is your home. Sit down. Drink your coffee. 138 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:53,704 Okay. 139 00:09:22,455 --> 00:09:25,158 Oh, and I'm white trash. 140 00:09:45,649 --> 00:09:47,441 What are you, a farm animal? 141 00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:50,566 - What? - That's your brother's ex-wife out there. 142 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:52,608 I know who she is. 143 00:09:52,824 --> 00:09:56,276 Oh, no, no. She's just staying here because of the earthquake. 144 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:59,831 I'm not. I would never. I couldn't. 145 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:02,700 Okay, I could. But I'm not. 146 00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:07,462 Yeah. That's what I used to stay about my stepbrother, Cousin Dewey. 147 00:10:15,561 --> 00:10:17,933 How's it going? Used to having your mom here? 148 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,022 Nope. You? 149 00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:23,141 I'm still thinking Mexico. 150 00:10:23,737 --> 00:10:25,861 I liked it better when they weren't talking. 151 00:10:26,072 --> 00:10:28,529 Can't get away with much when they compare notes. 152 00:10:29,035 --> 00:10:30,993 It's hell. 153 00:10:31,371 --> 00:10:33,280 Jake, your mom wants to say goodbye. 154 00:10:33,832 --> 00:10:36,834 - She's leaving? - Just for a little while. 155 00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:42,840 - Where's she going? - Just out to dinner. 156 00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:46,173 You know, with a friend. I guess it's a date of some sort. 157 00:10:47,224 --> 00:10:48,848 She's going on a date? 158 00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:51,346 Of some sort. 159 00:10:51,812 --> 00:10:53,853 - And you're okay with this? - Oh, yeah. 160 00:10:54,065 --> 00:10:57,767 We talked about it. I think it's a sign of maturity that our relationship... 161 00:10:57,986 --> 00:11:01,356 ...has evolved enough that we can be honest that we see other people. 162 00:11:01,657 --> 00:11:04,910 Yeah, except the people you're seeing are in magazines and videos. 163 00:11:06,081 --> 00:11:08,369 Hey, I told you to stay out of my room. 164 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,409 And that's not the point. If I were dating... 165 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,416 ...she'd be just as supportive of me as I am of her. 166 00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:19,881 We're no longer ex-husband and ex-wife. We are friends getting on with our lives. 167 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,889 She's happy and I'm happy. 168 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,805 - Okay. I'm leaving. - Oh, have fun. 169 00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:28,724 Wow, I'm impressed. 170 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:32,855 What happened to my jealous, tightly-wrapped, neurotic brother? 171 00:11:34,615 --> 00:11:36,904 Oh, there he is. 172 00:11:54,139 --> 00:11:56,428 Well, well, well. 173 00:11:57,309 --> 00:12:01,687 - Alan? - Oh, you remember me? 174 00:12:01,899 --> 00:12:03,392 What are you doing up so late? 175 00:12:03,775 --> 00:12:06,348 That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing. 176 00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:08,527 Don't tell me you were waiting up for me? 177 00:12:08,738 --> 00:12:10,897 This isn't about what I was doing, Judith. 178 00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:12,493 No, no. 179 00:12:12,703 --> 00:12:15,574 This is about what you were doing until... 180 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:18,867 ...now. 181 00:12:19,044 --> 00:12:21,999 I told you I had a date. You said you were fine with it. 182 00:12:22,716 --> 00:12:28,221 In theory, I was. In practice, I think we can both see I'm not. 183 00:12:29,056 --> 00:12:31,630 What did you want me to do, sit here and do nothing? 184 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,639 Why not? It was good enough for me. 185 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,228 You know what, you haven't changed at all. 186 00:12:37,442 --> 00:12:41,226 You're still the same neurotic, overbearing, control freak I threw out. 187 00:12:41,445 --> 00:12:45,396 Neurotic? Maybe. Overbearing? Perhaps. But you know what? 188 00:12:45,617 --> 00:12:48,191 You're not gonna throw me out, because I have changed. 189 00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:51,698 Tonight, I'm leaving you. 190 00:13:00,135 --> 00:13:04,762 As it turns out, a distinction without a difference. 191 00:13:08,062 --> 00:13:10,815 Fine, Alan. Suit yourself. 192 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:12,898 Where's Dad? 193 00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:16,818 - He's at our house. - How come? 194 00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:19,319 Well, we decided we needed a little time apart. 195 00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:22,068 Isn't that why you got a divorce? 196 00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:23,950 It's hard to explain, Jake. 197 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:28,921 - Do I get any presents this time? - No. 198 00:13:29,545 --> 00:13:31,455 What happens now? You gonna live here? 199 00:13:31,799 --> 00:13:34,125 - No. - Are you gonna buy a new house? 200 00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:35,968 No. 201 00:13:36,179 --> 00:13:39,097 Wanna go to Mexico with me and Uncle Charlie? 202 00:13:40,225 --> 00:13:42,302 - Good morning. - Good morning. 203 00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:43,895 Where's Alan? 204 00:13:44,106 --> 00:13:46,893 - Well, it's a long story. - You're not gonna believe it. 205 00:13:57,581 --> 00:14:00,748 Hi. I just stopped by to say I told you so. 206 00:14:12,056 --> 00:14:14,629 I told you so. 207 00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:19,356 Oh, come on, Alan. If you can't laugh at yourself, at least let me do it. 208 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,442 What do you want, Charlie? 209 00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:24,194 Well... 210 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:31,360 ...first of all, I'd like to know exactly how you managed... 211 00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:34,072 ...to let your ex-wife throw you out of my house. 212 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,833 Because that's the first thing people are gonna ask when I tell this story. 213 00:14:40,049 --> 00:14:42,622 She didn't throw me out, I left. 214 00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:48,088 Oh, good, there's a twist. You see, that's what makes a good story. 215 00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:50,550 - Leave me alone, Charlie. - Oh, lighten up. 216 00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:54,353 You tried to be friends with the woman who wrecked your life and failed. 217 00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:57,271 No damage done. Just a little personal humiliation... 218 00:14:57,485 --> 00:15:01,483 ...and at this point in your life, how would you even notice that? 219 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,653 - Are you finished? - Did I mention I told you so? 220 00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,955 - Twice. - Counting this one? 221 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:11,788 - Okay, I'm finished. - Thank you. 222 00:15:12,004 --> 00:15:14,542 Now, on to new business. 223 00:15:14,757 --> 00:15:19,550 Currently, you and I are sitting in a house that belongs to neither one of us. 224 00:15:19,764 --> 00:15:23,678 While your ex-wife is sitting in the house that belongs to me. 225 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:27,636 - You see the paradox? - I can't go back there, Charlie. 226 00:15:27,855 --> 00:15:31,226 She's running around, having a great time, and I've got nothing. 227 00:15:31,444 --> 00:15:34,731 - You've got me. - Drop dead. 228 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,903 Okay, now you got nothing. 229 00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:40,990 It would be different if Judith and I were both dating. 230 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,162 True, but moot. 231 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,587 - Unless... - What unless? 232 00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:49,169 - It's stupid. - Stupider than this? 233 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,125 Come on. What do you got? 234 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:55,388 Well, what if you were dating? 235 00:15:55,599 --> 00:15:58,635 - But I'm not. - But if you looked like you were? 236 00:15:59,769 --> 00:16:02,392 Oh, you mean? No, no way. 237 00:16:02,606 --> 00:16:05,857 I'm not gonna let you fix me up with one of your bimbo girlfriends. 238 00:16:06,069 --> 00:16:07,896 Okay, forget it. 239 00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:11,398 She'd have to be really pretty. 240 00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:15,747 Like a 10. And young. Like a 20. 241 00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:18,830 - Anything else? - And smart. 242 00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:22,709 And a sense of humor is important. Well-read, good with kids... 243 00:16:22,924 --> 00:16:26,507 ...non-smoking, of course. Oh, and easy on the piercings. 244 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,926 Nothing south of the equator. 245 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:34,137 You're mighty picky for a guy with an adult newsstand in his sock drawer. 246 00:16:43,154 --> 00:16:46,740 Okay. Homework is taken care of. He's taking a shower. 247 00:16:46,951 --> 00:16:50,203 You may wanna check in on him, make sure he's not goofing around. 248 00:16:50,414 --> 00:16:52,872 - Where are you going? - Oh, I have dinner plans. 249 00:16:53,418 --> 00:16:56,171 - Really? - Yeah. Hard to believe, huh? 250 00:16:56,380 --> 00:17:00,129 - I didn't say that, I'm happy for you. - Well, thank you. 251 00:17:00,342 --> 00:17:02,669 Again, I'm sorry I overreacted the other night. 252 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:07,052 I want us to have the kind of friendship that can be mutually supportive. 253 00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:09,143 - Me too. - You'll go out, I'll go out. 254 00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:12,689 Right. So is this someone you've been seeing for a while? 255 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:21,692 Yeah, a while. But, you know, not exclusive. 256 00:17:21,911 --> 00:17:23,371 I don't wanna get tied down. 257 00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:25,999 Oh, that must be Camille. 258 00:17:30,756 --> 00:17:33,544 - She picks you up? - Well, what can I say? 259 00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:35,882 It's a new world, Judith. 260 00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:44,771 Hey, wow. 261 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,984 You are so good for my ego. 262 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,941 - Hi, Charlie. - Hi, Camille. 263 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,776 - Hello, I'm Judith. - You're Alan's ex? 264 00:17:56,996 --> 00:18:01,494 Wow, I didn't expect you to be so young looking. 265 00:18:05,004 --> 00:18:08,376 - Thank you. - I mean, you have such beautiful skin... 266 00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:11,263 ...for the mother of an 11 -year-old. 267 00:18:13,558 --> 00:18:15,217 Oh, thank you. 268 00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:17,143 Okay. Well, we should get going. 269 00:18:17,353 --> 00:18:19,560 It was nice meeting you. 270 00:18:20,356 --> 00:18:23,691 I just hope I look half as good as her when I'm that old. 271 00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,073 I'm betting you will. 272 00:18:30,495 --> 00:18:32,120 Man, I don't know how he does it. 273 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,490 I made a big play for her, nothing. 274 00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:38,374 - She's so young. - Yeah, some guys like that. 275 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,132 I gotta hand it to you, Judith. 276 00:18:42,341 --> 00:18:43,838 You were very mature. 277 00:18:44,012 --> 00:18:47,261 I guess that's because you're a very mature woman. 278 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,890 Yeah, thanks. Jake, say goodbye to Mommy! 279 00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:53,346 She's going home! 280 00:19:03,535 --> 00:19:06,073 - Good morning, everybody. - Good morning. 281 00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:09,954 Sounds like somebody cracked open the sock drawer last night. 282 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:15,626 I'm going to ignore that because I am in such a good mood. Charlie, thank you. 283 00:19:15,841 --> 00:19:20,470 Your ex-wife breaking the sound barrier on her way out was thanks enough. 284 00:19:20,929 --> 00:19:24,515 I don't even care about that anymore. That was the best date of my life. 285 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:28,096 I mean, Camille is smart and funny. And, oh, boy, talk about pretty. 286 00:19:28,315 --> 00:19:31,434 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet she rocked your world in the sack, huh? 287 00:19:31,651 --> 00:19:35,817 What? No, no. Get your mind out of the gutter. We just talked all night... 288 00:19:36,031 --> 00:19:39,615 ...and then there was a little kissing. Maybe on our next date, who knows? 289 00:19:39,829 --> 00:19:41,988 But for now, I'm just gonna play it slow. 290 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:45,244 - You're playing it slow? - Yeah. 291 00:19:45,461 --> 00:19:48,712 I don't know where you found Camille, but she's a bit old-fashioned. 292 00:19:49,091 --> 00:19:51,499 She's not like the ones you usually go out with. 293 00:19:51,718 --> 00:19:53,545 No, I guess not. 294 00:19:56,431 --> 00:20:00,099 A thousand dollars a night and he's playing it slow. 295 00:20:01,395 --> 00:20:04,233 You're a good brother, Charlie. 296 00:20:05,777 --> 00:20:08,067 He's playing it slow. 297 00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:12,900 She demanded cash. 298 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,906 He's playing it slow.