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You screwed up!

2
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Here we go, here we go!

3
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Yeah! All right!

4
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Whoo!

5
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Got him.

6
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Target is in sight.

7
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Clock him close.

8
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<i>He's not going anywhere.</i>

9
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I'm hand-carrying this thing
right into the museum.

10
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Stan, you've got more cover on you
than the president.

11
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The diamond is safe.

12
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This is an armed caravan,
completely bulletproof, magnetic locks.

13
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- This transfer is under control.
- I'm hot.

14
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<i>FBI Travel Link climate control.</i>

15
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<i>I don't understand your command.</i>

16
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<i>I don't understand your command.</i>

17
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<i>I don't under... I don't... I don't...
I don't under... I don't understand...</i>

18
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It's too damn complicated.

19
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- That way.
- That's some bullshit!

20
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Are you kidding me, ref?
That's the Lakers' ball.

21
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My blind grandmother
coulda seen that!

22
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- Sit down, fat boy!
- That's the Lakers' ball!

23
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I'm callin' it!

24
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What are you doing?

25
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Green light go,
red light stop, buddy.

26
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No, no, no. No, sir.

27
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Thank you, thank you.
Okay, great.

28
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Nice job. Bye-bye.

29
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- Tip him. Get him outta here.
- Yeah, yeah.

30
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Jesus.

31
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No, come on, that's enough.

32
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Okay, thank you.

33
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Go take a bath.
There you go.

34
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Let's roll.

35
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That's what I'm talkin' about!
Every time!

36
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Charge? Charge!

37
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Ref, listen!
This is insane!

38
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It's a foul on him.

39
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Charge? I'll show you a charge!

40
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I'll show you a damn charge, man!

41
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That's the worst call I ever seen!

42
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What do you think this is, a rodeo?

43
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Then I'll be the clown!

44
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- Let me in the game!
- Sit down, please.

45
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Get out of my way!
Play some real ball!

46
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Unleash the Beast!

47
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Hey, put Malone in there!

48
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Put in the Mailman, damn it!

49
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Get Shaq in the game!

50
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You gotta win this game!
You gotta win this game!

51
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Don't take me,
I'm an American citizen!

52
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American citizen, damn it!

53
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You sons of bitches!

54
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I'm the clown!

55
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The Lakers need me!
I'm their clown!

56
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Shit! He's gone.

57
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We've lost him.

58
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What?

59
00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,899
<i>- Burdett is gone.
- Find him.</i>

60
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He's coming after it.

61
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We're fine.
Just relax.

62
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Don't tell me to relax.

63
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I've dealt with this guy before.

64
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See him yet?

65
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We're looking, we're looking.

66
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Safeties off until they relocate Burdett.

67
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<i>Oh. Kiss me</i>

68
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Stand down. We got him.

69
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He's still here.

70
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On the Jumbotron.

71
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He changed his seat.

72
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Get a direct visual.

73
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You got it.

74
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See, Stan, we got you here.

75
00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,762
No need to panic.

76
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Do you have a direct visual yet?

77
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<i>Negative. We're still looking.</i>

78
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We're clear?

79
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We're clear.

80
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Come on out.

81
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What?

82
00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,386
That thing is going by itself! Damn!

83
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Come on!

84
00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,202
Jesus!

85
00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,870
Transfer has been compromised.

86
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Ah!

87
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What's going on?!

88
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Hey!

89
00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:14,643
No!

90
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Aah! Aah!

91
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Thank the guys.

92
00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,078
Good luck.

93
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Your beard tickles.

94
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Did he tip you?

95
00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,891
- One lousy buck.
- Cheap bastard.

96
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I love it when you undress.

97
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Let's do this.

98
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Aah!

99
00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:17,915
<i>Rollercoaster of love</i>

100
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<i>Say what</i>

101
00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,083
<i>Rollercoaster</i>

102
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Turn that shit off!

103
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<i>Ooh. Ooh. Ooh</i>

104
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<i>Rollercoaster</i>

105
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<i>Rollercoaster</i>

106
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<i>Ooh. Ooh. Ooh</i>

107
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What about Mexico?

108
00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,018
Can't take the water.

109
00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,062
How about Paris?

110
00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,563
Can't take the French.

111
00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,691
Promise me paradise.

112
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Can we talk about this
after we gas Agent Lloyd?

113
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Aah!

114
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Sure.

115
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<i>...a roller coaster. Baby. Baby</i>

116
00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,451
<i>I wanna ride</i>

117
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<i>Your love is like a rollercoaster.
Baby. Baby</i>

118
00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,167
<i>I wanna ride</i>

119
00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,752
<i>Yeah!</i>

120
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,381
<i>Move over there
'cause I'm a double dipper</i>

121
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,299
<i>Upside down on the big dip dipper</i>

122
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:13,220
<i>1.2. 1.2.3 I've got a ticket.
Come ride with me</i>

123
00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,305
<i>Let me go down on the merry-go-round</i>

124
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,474
<i>All is fair on these fairgrounds</i>

125
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<i>Let's go slow. Let's go fast</i>

126
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<i>Rollercoaster of love.
Say what</i>

127
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,401
<i>Rollercoaster.
Oh. Yeah</i>

128
00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:30,988
A few... Aah!

129
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:32,948
M ax

130
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:36,493
<i>Rollercoaster
Can you get back on</i>

131
00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:39,121
Max Max

132
00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,332
Look at me.

133
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Look at me.

134
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Don't worry.

135
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Get the diamond.

136
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:56,972
Stan.

137
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,476
Are you all right?

138
00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:21,622
Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

139
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,498
Turn around and let me see you

140
00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:24,875
Turn around and let me see

141
00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:28,921
Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

142
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,464
Turn around and let me see you

143
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,049
Turn around and let me see

144
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,177
Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

145
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,555
I got a new dance,
hot like pepper

146
00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:42,226
From the old to the young,
gonna make your body rock

147
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,604
It's really easy, easy peasy

148
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:49,399
You can do it anywhere,
jump around like you don't care

149
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,568
Singin' turn around and let me see you

150
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,070
Turn around and let me see

151
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:57,241
Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

152
00:10:57,324 --> 00:11:00,160
Turn around and let me see you,
turn around and let me see

153
00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:03,872
Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

154
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,666
A young man broke his leg

155
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,459
Old granny broke her back

156
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:10,754
And Jimmy got a migraine
from a falling coconut

157
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:14,383
Dead uncle was confused,
he has a solution

158
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:17,803
A bottle of the apple wine
was his prescription

159
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:20,889
It cure the broke leg,
it cure the bad back

160
00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:25,143
It cure the migraine,
even cure the heart attack

161
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:28,522
The people started jumping
'cause they were feelin' fine

162
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:32,317
This city's greatest sin
was their own fine wine, tell me

163
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:34,027
Turn around and let me see you

164
00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,487
Turn around and let me see

165
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:39,575
Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

166
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,159
Turn around and let me see you...

167
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,703
I wrote my vows.

168
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,913
- What?
- I wrote my vows.

169
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,958
- You?
- Work in progress.

170
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,632
Max, this is Ron and, uh...

171
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:56,884
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Gail.

172
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,260
- Gail, yes.
- Great to run into you again.

173
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,095
- I met them at the tennis club.
- Oh.

174
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,555
What kind of business you in, Maxwell?

175
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,557
Pest control.

176
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,226
- This is Sheila and Ed.
- Hey!

177
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,644
- Hi.
- Hi.

178
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,062
They're from Orlando.

179
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,814
I met them parasailing.

180
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,442
So, uh, what kind
of business are you in, Max?

181
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,069
I have a bunch of sweatshops
in the Philippines.

182
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,404
- Oh.
- Oh.

183
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,948
You should see those kids
make those hats.

184
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,867
- Great, huh?
- Wow.

185
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,077
- Scootch in.
- Hi.

186
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,495
Max, this is Wendell and June.

187
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,206
We met snorkeling.

188
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,749
- Max, right?
- Yes.

189
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,167
Yeah, Wendell.

190
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,170
- Oh, I love lobster.
- Oh, yummy!

191
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,339
Wow, look at that!

192
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,801
Stocks may rise and fall,
economies may collapse,

193
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,471
but the American farmer's always
gonna need manure.

194
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:45,682
My family's been in manure
for three generations.

195
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,059
No shit.

196
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,811
Holy cow!

197
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,315
Sheila and I like to swoc.

198
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,025
Swoc?

199
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,653
We like to have sex
with other couples.

200
00:12:58,529 --> 00:12:59,613
Check.

201
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,908
Ooh, honey, look at that!

202
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,201
Something wrong?

203
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,788
Six months.
I can't take any more lobster.

204
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,998
There's only one thing
I enjoy eating more than lobster.

205
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:12,000
Huh, huh, huh?

206
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,795
Man, do I love lobster!

207
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,214
So, I'm setting up
for this 30-foot putt,

208
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,924
I got a chance for an eagle.

209
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,300
An eagle. Now, sweetie...

210
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,386
Steal her bracelet.

211
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,096
I saw you looking at it.

212
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,264
Steal it.

213
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:26,515
You know you want it.

214
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,393
We're retired, baby.
All I want is you.

215
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,813
Come on, let yourself go.
Have fun.

216
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,314
I bet you can't get it.

217
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,775
Of course I can, but I won't.

218
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:38,902
Bet you can't.

219
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:42,322
Max. Aren't you having a good time?

220
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,032
Please come again.

221
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:47,119
Maxwell, this one's on me.

222
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,413
Oh, thank you very much.

223
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,251
That's weird, I can't find my wallet.
Did I give you my wallet?

224
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,335
No, you didn't give me your wallet.

225
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,255
That's so weird! I could swear
I put it in my pocket before I came here.

226
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,632
It's okay, big fellow.
I got it.

227
00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,259
Oh, thanks, Maxwell.

228
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,760
That is so sweet.

229
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:06,430
Where the hell is my wallet?

230
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,061
Luc, what's in
the Caribbean Romance again?

231
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,605
Light rum, amaretto,

232
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,900
orange juice, pineapple juice,
and a splash of grenadine.

233
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,861
What about the Pink Paradise?

234
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:25,282
Coconut rum, amaretto, cranberry juice,
orange juice, and pineapple juice.

235
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,493
People actually drink this stuff?

236
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,538
They love it.
You know, it makes them feel exotic.

237
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,123
Give me a Jack on the rocks.

238
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,792
It doesn't have a fancy name,
but if it was good enough for Frank,

239
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,294
it's good enough for me.

240
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,795
Frank?

241
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,422
Who's Frank?

242
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,007
Sinatra.

243
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,967
Did Frank take an umbrella?

244
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,803
Not even when it was raining.

245
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,434
Hi, baby.

246
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:58,982
How was it?

247
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,026
Amazing! You'd love it!

248
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:04,238
The only sounds are your breath
and your heartbeat.

249
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:08,992
The reef is like a thousand jewels,
sparkling right in front of you.

250
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,203
You should really try it next time.

251
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,789
Mm-hmm. Well,
I like to breathe unassisted.

252
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,541
- Oh, really?
- Mmm.

253
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,502
I thought you liked it
when I give you mouth to mouth.

254
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,889
State your business.

255
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,767
You're gonna shoot
an FBI agent, Burdett?

256
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,894
All I see is an intruder...

257
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:02,397
...who just swallowed $80 worth
of my whiskey.

258
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,360
Put down the weapon.

259
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,903
Don't make me shoot you again.

260
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:09,655
Again?

261
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,573
Is that the way we're gonna play it?

262
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,413
What are you doing
in my house, Agent Lloyd?

263
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:21,375
Sitting, drinking, eating chocolate.

264
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,378
- You have a warrant?
- FBI doesn't have jurisdiction here.

265
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,088
I know, that's why I came down here.

266
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,589
Oh, I don't think it is.

267
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,884
<i>The Seven Seas Navigator
docking here for a solid week.</i>

268
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:33,887
They're having a nice promotion
for the maiden voyage,

269
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,682
calling it the Diamond Cruise.

270
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,768
A gem exhibit whose star attraction is

271
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,979
the third Napoleon Diamond.

272
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,439
Stop me when I get to the part
you don't know.

273
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,775
It's the only one you two haven't stolen.

274
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:47,901
Allegedly.

275
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:50,612
And it's gonna be right here
for a whole week... the last of the set...

276
00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:53,073
and I suspect you plan to purloin it.

277
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,199
Well, I don't.

278
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,118
So finish your drink and get out.

279
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,703
It's okay to be happy to see me.

280
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,914
Just because you're English doesn't
mean you need to hide your emotions.

281
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,000
I'm Irish.
We let people know how we feel.

282
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,459
Now fuck off.

283
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,090
And you can take any bugs you planted
along with you.

284
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:11,717
I'm retired.

285
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,887
A retired guy wouldn't have anything
to worry about from those.

286
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,430
- Mind if I borrow this?
- Take it.

287
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,098
You might learn something from it.

288
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,975
But return it for me.
It's overdue.

289
00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,768
Give my love to Lola, will you?

290
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,865
How was the tennis lesson?

291
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,826
Great. The teacher says I'm a natural.

292
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,704
He says I've got the best backside
he's ever seen.

293
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,830
<i>That's backhand.</i>

294
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,040
Don't go in there.

295
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,334
- Why?
- Let's talk.

296
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:50,005
Okay, you're making me nervous,
and I don't get nervous.

297
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,592
Agent Lloyd just left.

298
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,344
<i>What's he doing here?</i>

299
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,970
He came to show me this.

300
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,395
Damn it, Max.

301
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:06,980
Is this what we're here for?

302
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:09,608
No. It's not.

303
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,112
This is not retirement at all.

304
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,615
This is the next setup, isn't it?

305
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,660
<i>Babe, you chose
this island, remember?</i>

306
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,373
I hope you don't think
this is a gift from God.

307
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:28,085
'Cause this is God messing with us.

308
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,925
Oh, no. Max.

309
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,511
Did Stan do this?

310
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,346
Sort of.

311
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:43,016
I figured he'd bug the place,
so I started checking.

312
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,977
Did you find any?

313
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,312
Only what he wanted me to find.

314
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,023
There's another one here somewhere.

315
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,027
Now, don't worry.
I already checked.

316
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,279
There's nothing in there.

317
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,864
That's the problem.

318
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,574
There's nothing in here.

319
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,788
What is it?
What's wrong?

320
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,457
I hid the bullet in the camera.

321
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,209
What bullet?

322
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,461
The one he shot you with.

323
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,088
Oh, no.

324
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:17,676
I kept it to remind me
of how close I came to losing you.

325
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:20,262
Lola, you know that bullet
puts me on the scene.

326
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,098
I know, I know. I'm sorry.

327
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,142
I'll get it back.

328
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,410
Good morning, Mr. Lloyd.
Your suite is ready.

329
00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:45,787
- Suite?
- Suite, sir.

330
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,789
It's a larger room.

331
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:53,545
Atlantis reserves this bridge suite
for our more dignified guests.

332
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:59,927
Breakfast is on the house, these are
vouchers for free tennis lessons,

333
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:03,889
complimentary skin exfoliant,
seaweed body wrap and facial scrub,

334
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,600
located in the spa on the club level.

335
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,143
Also, please remember.

336
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:12,981
Shoes and shirt are required
in all public spaces at all times.

337
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:46,139
State your business.

338
00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:49,268
You can't bribe me
with a seaweed body wrap, Max.

339
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,978
This doesn't buy you one bit of space.

340
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:53,146
I'm gonna be on you wherever you go.

341
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:54,356
It's no bribe, Stanley.

342
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,859
I just want you to see
that if you lead the kind of life I do,

343
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,111
stealing is the last thing on your mind.

344
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,489
Mr. Lloyd.

345
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,158
Are you ready for your massage?

346
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,287
I'll do your back.

347
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,289
I'll do your front.

348
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,958
You son of a bitch.

349
00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,595
- Lola?
- Yeah.

350
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:29,141
- He hid it in a black jewelry box.
- Good job.

351
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,517
Thank you.

352
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,477
Talented masseuse.

353
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:34,479
You get rid of it this time.

354
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,023
I will.

355
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:38,859
Good evening.
May I take your order?

356
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,863
No, thank you.
I just lost my appetite.

357
00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,156
Just as well.

358
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:47,034
I don't take orders from criminals,
I arrest them.

359
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,702
Or fall asleep trying.

360
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:50,913
So you're admitting you were there.

361
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,957
No. I read about it in the papers,
just like everyone else.

362
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:56,043
You're famous.

363
00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:58,378
I'm a punch line.

364
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:03,133
But like my grandma used to say,
he who laughs last laughs loudest.

365
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,968
By the way,
return that movie, would you?

366
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:06,637
The store called.

367
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,430
I haven't finished it yet.

368
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:11,642
They catch the thief,
but it's not who you think it is.

369
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,685
I don't like those twist endings.

370
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,187
Well, we don't like you.

371
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,980
Aw.

372
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,065
Lola.

373
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,193
They're playing your song.

374
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:24,238
Why don't you take Stanley
for a dance?

375
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,906
He's feeling lonely.

376
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,659
And I am feeling charitable.

377
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,869
Let's go, Stan.

378
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,162
Really?

379
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,749
I'll try to have her back by dawn.

380
00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:51,557
Constable...

381
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:54,852
Can I help you?

382
00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:56,728
I wanna talk to Mooré.

383
00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:58,105
Get out of the way.

384
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:01,024
Monsieur Mooré is currently socializing.

385
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:04,027
Interrupting a man's leisure
is harassment.

386
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:06,488
That's not harassment.

387
00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,116
You feel that?

388
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:11,451
- Ooh.
- That's harassment.

389
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:15,664
And you tell your boss
this is just the beginning.

390
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:19,084
I have two hands,
and I can't be bought.

391
00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:20,127
Ooh.

392
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:26,842
Excuse me, constable.
May I have a word with you?

393
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:39,271
<i>Audrey. Where you get that sugar?</i>

394
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:41,481
Listen, Stan,
I know what you're doing.

395
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:45,611
But if you drag Max into your game,
he will not lose.

396
00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:47,696
Eventually, they all lose.

397
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,364
Not my Max.

398
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,867
Do yourself a favor...
leave us alone.

399
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:55,954
We're just a couple of retirees
trying to enjoy the island life.

400
00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:59,499
All the same, I'll stick around,
see what develops.

401
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,169
Excuse me.

402
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:03,921
In a second, honey.
You'll get your chance.

403
00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:06,798
Damn, I got the stink on me tonight.

404
00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,592
Step off the dance floor, sir.

405
00:25:09,384 --> 00:25:10,886
Hey!

406
00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:12,679
- Have fun, Stan.
- Hey. Lola!

407
00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:15,349
Police.
Raise your hands, sir.

408
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,144
I'm law.
Federal B.I.?

409
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:30,030
It is illegal on this island to carry
a concealed weapon without a permit.

410
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,698
I'm working a suspect.

411
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,496
Are you not supposed to inform
local authorities when you arrive,

412
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:40,040
Agent Stanley P. Lloyd?

413
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,546
- You know him?
- He's my suspect.

414
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:48,841
Well, we're still gonna have to
take this to the station and register it.

415
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:50,217
You're letting the criminal go.

416
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:51,468
This is crazy.

417
00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:53,095
You think this is crazy?

418
00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:55,973
<i>Your dancing, that was crazy.</i>

419
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,599
This way, Agent Lloyd.

420
00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,643
Welcome to paradise.

421
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:05,899
Okay.

422
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:08,902
- The watermarks and holograms match.
- Oh.

423
00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:11,071
But I still have to register the gun.

424
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:18,370
You have a nice smile.

425
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,289
I haven't smiled at you.

426
00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:21,999
You will.

427
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:26,962
That's just the way I feel about it,
and they have to deal with it.

428
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,046
Yes, sir.

429
00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:30,174
Ah, Sophie.

430
00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,092
I need to speak to you.

431
00:26:32,134 --> 00:26:34,761
I'm getting complaints
about you bothering Henri Mooré.

432
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:36,805
Just doing my job, Zacharias.

433
00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,932
The man is practically
the unofficial mayor of the island.

434
00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:40,642
In one year, he's made
everyone here like him,

435
00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:42,603
something you haven't been
able to do in a lifetime.

436
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,439
I guess we can't all be
the kiss-ass politician you are.

437
00:26:46,190 --> 00:26:49,109
I want you to stay behind tonight
so we can discuss your attitude.

438
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:50,819
You knew about my attitude
the day we got married

439
00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:52,404
and knew about it
the day we got divorced.

440
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:55,282
You're not gonna learn
any more about it tonight.

441
00:26:55,365 --> 00:26:59,286
Besides, I have plans
with Special Agent Lloyd of the FBI.

442
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,413
He's just arrived on the island.

443
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,290
Is that so?

444
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,167
Shall we?

445
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,919
We shall.

446
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,383
She's feisty.

447
00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:21,934
Mmm. Isn't it beautiful?

448
00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:24,520
Yeah.

449
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,440
Is it enough?

450
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:30,400
Of course it is.

451
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:46,667
Some people say the only way
to rid yourself of temptation

452
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,794
is to yield to it.

453
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,714
I don't know about that.

454
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,805
I say turn your back on temptation...

455
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:05,853
...or substitute something
more tempting.

456
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:22,452
See how easy that was?

457
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:34,089
What's the shortest amount of time
you've ever known a guy

458
00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:37,676
before you kissed him?

459
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,096
I see what you're thinking,
and you can forget it.

460
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:45,058
Guys come down to this island looking
for a slice of paradise with a local girl,

461
00:28:45,142 --> 00:28:47,477
and they will say anything to get it.

462
00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:51,190
I resent being lumped in with all guys,

463
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:54,484
though, admittedly,
I would say anything right now.

464
00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,862
How long have you been chasing Max?

465
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:02,826
Seven years... ever since the first
Napoleon Diamond went missing.

466
00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:05,954
I got to the scene,
took a few shots at the getaway car.

467
00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:10,709
Next day, bottle of champagne arrives
at FBI Headquarters for me,

468
00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:15,589
with a note says,
"Aim for the tires next time. "

469
00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:17,299
He was baiting you.

470
00:29:17,382 --> 00:29:20,302
- Hmm.
- Is there a money trail?

471
00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:23,388
Everything's plain...
taxes, bank accounts.

472
00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:26,683
He doesn't buy
expensive paintings, yachts, nothing.

473
00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:31,813
I think it's more about the challenge
and the alibi... that's his work of art.

474
00:29:31,897 --> 00:29:33,732
Sounds like you admire him.

475
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:38,278
Would I like to live one day
in his velvety slippers?

476
00:29:38,362 --> 00:29:39,780
Maybe

477
00:29:39,863 --> 00:29:41,740
But I don't admire him.

478
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,825
He's beat me too many times for that.

479
00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:46,078
Maybe you need the female touch.

480
00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,665
That's exactly what I need.

481
00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:53,252
Listen, I want a big arrest,
you need local help.

482
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,671
I'll extend the FBI courtesy on this one.

483
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:58,131
As long as I'm riding shotgun.

484
00:30:05,848 --> 00:30:07,057
What's going on?

485
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:09,226
I'm expanding the deck.

486
00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,936
You're trying to stay busy.

487
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:14,189
Look, on this deck,
we are going to sit here

488
00:30:14,273 --> 00:30:17,276
and watch sunsets until we get old.

489
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,611
Can't wait.

490
00:30:19,695 --> 00:30:21,280
Where are you going?

491
00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:22,906
You said I need a hobby.

492
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,950
I guess I'll go find one.

493
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:26,076
Really?

494
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:28,287
I'll call you later.

495
00:30:58,734 --> 00:30:59,860
He's here.

496
00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,620
The centerpiece of our exhibit.

497
00:31:09,703 --> 00:31:13,123
Napoleon had three priceless diamonds
set into the hilt of his sword.

498
00:31:13,207 --> 00:31:16,335
After his defeat, they were pried out
and dispersed around the globe.

499
00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:20,339
This is one of the rare occasions the last
remaining diamond is on public display.

500
00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:23,008
And next, we have
some rare Egyptian gems.

501
00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:53,372
Cute little rock.

502
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,165
I'm just here to look.

503
00:31:55,249 --> 00:31:56,375
Just as well.

504
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:59,711
With six cameras...
four stationary, two revolving,

505
00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,547
a dozen I.R. Motion sensors...

506
00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:04,299
Sixteen.
You missed the ones at ankle level.

507
00:32:04,383 --> 00:32:06,844
Plus your standard
24-hour rotating guards.

508
00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:09,388
Unbreakable polycarbonate display,

509
00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:12,266
controlled by an uncopyable
magnetic key card.

510
00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:18,230
I just realized...
you could never get it anyway.

511
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:22,943
You're right.

512
00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:26,029
When you're right, you're right.

513
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,073
It's impossible.

514
00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:15,913
Give me a ride.

515
00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:17,122
I don't think so.

516
00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:19,416
Maybe you should think again.

517
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:49,112
May I present Monsieur Henri Mooré.

518
00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:51,156
Mr. Burdett.

519
00:33:51,740 --> 00:33:53,283
It is a pleasure to meet you, sir.

520
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,285
Oh, you're an American.

521
00:33:55,369 --> 00:33:57,913
Hmm. Henri Mooré?

522
00:33:57,996 --> 00:33:59,957
Ah. My name is Henry Moore.

523
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,501
I placed the thing on the "e".

524
00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:04,586
I felt it more appropriate
to my surroundings.

525
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,547
- Oh.
- Please.

526
00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:12,636
I imagine you're wondering
why you're here.

527
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,680
Well...

528
00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:17,140
Forgive Jean-Paul's tactics, Mr. Burdett,

529
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:21,687
but to put it bluntly, the impoverished
people of this island need your help.

530
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,813
Hmm.

531
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:26,316
Five years ago, I was
a successful businessman in Detroit.

532
00:34:26,358 --> 00:34:28,485
While vacationing on this island,

533
00:34:28,569 --> 00:34:30,696
I was sitting on the beach
drinking a...

534
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:32,656
Citron martini.

535
00:34:35,576 --> 00:34:37,536
I don't recall what I was drinking...
it's not important.

536
00:34:37,578 --> 00:34:39,371
But I experienced a revelation...

537
00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:43,584
that I had been brought to this island to
provide the commensurate social services

538
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:46,879
that were sadly lacking
for the poorer elements of society here.

539
00:34:46,962 --> 00:34:49,923
And you want me to buy a table
at your next fundraiser.

540
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:52,801
No, Mr. Burdett.

541
00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:54,720
But I am offering you the opportunity

542
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,681
to participate in the vital growth
of my infrastructure.

543
00:34:57,764 --> 00:34:59,099
Uh-huh. How's that?

544
00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:01,602
I want you to steal me that diamond.

545
00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:05,731
I'm not a criminal.

546
00:35:05,772 --> 00:35:08,066
Right. Neither am I.

547
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:09,693
Good.
Then we understand each other.

548
00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:11,195
- Yes.
- Yeah.

549
00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:13,405
Let me show you around, Mr. Burdett.

550
00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:19,494
Do you think it fair
that the indigenous of this island

551
00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:22,372
are not allowed to enter the casinos
unless they work there?

552
00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:26,251
Why is it that only the rich should enjoy

553
00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:30,547
pharmaceutically-assisted moments
of personal introspection?

554
00:35:30,589 --> 00:35:34,343
The safety and security found
in owning your own machine gun.

555
00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:36,678
The pleasures derived

556
00:35:36,762 --> 00:35:41,058
from financially-procured
female companionship.

557
00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:46,522
The underprivileged should not be
denied these essential diversions.

558
00:35:46,605 --> 00:35:48,899
I mean, look around you, Mr. Burdett.

559
00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:50,567
No one is turned away.

560
00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:54,112
All I do, I do for the people.

561
00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:55,781
And why do you need
the diamond for that?

562
00:35:56,490 --> 00:36:00,118
I have an urgent need to expand
my humanitarian program.

563
00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:03,455
A cash injection
in the tens of millions of dollars

564
00:36:03,497 --> 00:36:05,290
would relieve the entire Caribbean.

565
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:10,254
What I'm suggesting
is a partnership, Mr. Burdett.

566
00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:12,548
You are a stranger to this island.

567
00:36:12,631 --> 00:36:14,591
I can give you what you don't have...

568
00:36:14,633 --> 00:36:20,764
access to the marina, the crews,
rotation schedules, whatever you need.

569
00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:47,875
I couldn't sleep.
Didn't wanna wake you.

570
00:36:49,168 --> 00:36:51,670
I saw you on the ship yesterday.

571
00:36:54,006 --> 00:36:57,009
I had a feeling you might be there, too.

572
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:06,351
Don't you ever feel
we weren't quite finished?

573
00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:11,773
Look, Max, I miss it, too.

574
00:37:12,858 --> 00:37:14,776
We were great.

575
00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:18,197
And we went out
at the top of our game, undefeated.

576
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,574
The best time to quit.

577
00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:22,868
Maybe

578
00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,122
Max, I cased it.

579
00:37:27,206 --> 00:37:30,709
It's not a one man job, and there's
no way you're pulling me into it.

580
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:32,252
We're retired.

581
00:37:32,336 --> 00:37:35,506
Now the challenge is
to find joy in simple things.

582
00:37:35,589 --> 00:37:38,217
And I like that challenge.

583
00:38:06,912 --> 00:38:07,913
Yeah?

584
00:38:07,996 --> 00:38:09,039
I lied on the ship.

585
00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:10,582
<i>I could get it.</i>

586
00:38:10,624 --> 00:38:11,625
<i>Here's how.</i>

587
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:14,378
<i>I'd cut the camera feed
and go in from behind the exhibit.</i>

588
00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:17,422
It's blow able from the storage room,
and I'd do it after 10 P.M.

589
00:38:17,506 --> 00:38:19,174
Why?

590
00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:22,135
The retired arthritic cops
always get that shift.

591
00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:25,055
So that's how you do it.

592
00:38:25,097 --> 00:38:26,598
And now I've told you.

593
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,767
So now I can't.

594
00:38:40,696 --> 00:38:42,322
Oh, my God.

595
00:38:42,406 --> 00:38:44,533
- What are you doing?
- I'm cooking.

596
00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:46,702
- Since when?
- This morning.

597
00:38:46,785 --> 00:38:48,412
We are decent law-abiding people,

598
00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:51,456
and decent law-abiding people
cook omelets for breakfast.

599
00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:53,417
Oh.

600
00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:55,752
State your business.

601
00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,254
<i>You almost had me last night</i>

602
00:38:57,296 --> 00:39:00,674
<i>with that old David Copperfield
smoke and mirrors trick.</i>

603
00:39:00,757 --> 00:39:04,928
"Look at my assistant with the big tits
while I take the Rolex right off your wrist. "

604
00:39:05,012 --> 00:39:06,096
What do you want about her?

605
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:08,056
I wanna know
how you're really gonna do it,

606
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:11,143
and you're gonna tell me
while we're fishing.

607
00:39:11,226 --> 00:39:12,436
Fishing?

608
00:39:12,477 --> 00:39:13,812
I don't fish.

609
00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:15,814
I got a boat stacked with beer.

610
00:39:15,898 --> 00:39:16,899
Drink it yourself.

611
00:39:16,982 --> 00:39:18,901
<i>You might as well come.
You're paying for it.</i>

612
00:39:18,984 --> 00:39:20,819
<i>I charged it to my suite.</i>

613
00:39:20,903 --> 00:39:23,447
All the same, Stanley, I'll pass.

614
00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:24,573
There is an option.

615
00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:28,535
I get the local police to bring you down
to the station, we sweat you there.

616
00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:29,828
<i>And I do mean sweat.</i>

617
00:39:29,912 --> 00:39:33,290
<i>There's no air conditioning.
So dress light.</i>

618
00:39:33,332 --> 00:39:35,292
The eggs on this island taste funny.

619
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:37,878
They must have some weird chickens.

620
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:41,840
What'll it be, Max?

621
00:39:41,924 --> 00:39:42,966
I'll see you soon.

622
00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:55,896
Tell me this isn't better
than standing in some lineup.

623
00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:58,357
I've never been in a lineup.

624
00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:07,574
Ooh, that's a hell of a watch.

625
00:40:07,658 --> 00:40:08,909
What's that kind of thing run you?

626
00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:11,119
A couple of grand.

627
00:40:13,330 --> 00:40:16,458
Why don't you pick one up
on the Bureau's expense account?

628
00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:19,586
Oh, they keep me on a real tight leash.

629
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,338
I got you to thank for that.

630
00:40:21,421 --> 00:40:22,840
Ah.

631
00:40:24,132 --> 00:40:25,676
Whoo! It's cookin' out here.

632
00:40:28,637 --> 00:40:30,848
So if I didn't shoot you,
where'd you get the screen door?

633
00:40:33,308 --> 00:40:34,852
Knitting accident.

634
00:40:47,072 --> 00:40:49,032
Dab some of this on my back, will you?

635
00:40:49,533 --> 00:40:50,659
Are you serious?

636
00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:53,537
Yeah. I've got delicate skin.
I don't wanna burn.

637
00:40:59,877 --> 00:41:03,046
I bet you were the best kid in the
neighborhood at hide-and-seek, huh?

638
00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:04,381
So you joined the Bureau.

639
00:41:04,464 --> 00:41:06,842
Yeah, I found them all.

640
00:41:08,552 --> 00:41:10,262
No one ever found me.

641
00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:15,309
Once I found a good spot,
I'd stay there for days.

642
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:19,771
There you go.

643
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:22,399
Now, turn around.
I'll do you.

644
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:23,525
I'll handle it.

645
00:41:23,609 --> 00:41:25,444
No, come on.
You're gonna burn.

646
00:41:34,453 --> 00:41:35,621
Good.

647
00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:37,706
Okay.

648
00:41:37,789 --> 00:41:39,583
There. That's good.

649
00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:41,460
Wait. Don't you want me
to coat everything?

650
00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:42,961
That's good. My pole.

651
00:41:43,045 --> 00:41:44,838
No way, man!
I'm only doing your back!

652
00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:45,881
My pole!

653
00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:47,341
Hey, we got something.
Come on.

654
00:41:47,424 --> 00:41:48,467
Oh, oh, oh. Look at this!

655
00:41:48,550 --> 00:41:50,385
Oh. We got something here, Stanley.

656
00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:51,428
Ooh! Aah!

657
00:41:51,512 --> 00:41:53,555
Shit! Come on!

658
00:41:53,597 --> 00:41:55,224
Come on! Help me pull it up.

659
00:41:55,265 --> 00:41:57,267
Don't lose it, don't lose it!

660
00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:01,563
- It's a monster.
- We can do it!

661
00:42:01,605 --> 00:42:03,732
This is big.
Okay, come on, pull!

662
00:42:03,774 --> 00:42:05,275
<i>- Are you pulling?
- I'm pulling, man.</i>

663
00:42:05,317 --> 00:42:06,360
Jesus Christ!

664
00:42:06,443 --> 00:42:09,238
Stanley!
One, two, three!

665
00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:11,198
Oh! Aah!

666
00:42:12,032 --> 00:42:13,075
Jesus Christ!

667
00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:14,743
It's a shark, it's a shark.

668
00:42:14,826 --> 00:42:15,869
Yeah.

669
00:42:17,829 --> 00:42:19,414
Why is it not moving?

670
00:42:19,498 --> 00:42:21,583
- Maybe it's in shock.
- What do you wanna do?

671
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:24,378
Maybe it's dead.
I mean, it looks dead.

672
00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:27,297
Go over and shake it.

673
00:42:27,339 --> 00:42:29,591
- Why me?
- Well, you're FBI.

674
00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:31,134
What's that have to do with anything?

675
00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:34,012
If it bites your arm off,
you get disability for the rest of your life.

676
00:42:34,096 --> 00:42:35,389
<i>- Go!
- You hooked it.</i>

677
00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:36,557
<i>You go see if it's alive.</i>

678
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,267
<i>Yeah, I hooked it,
so you go see if it's alive.</i>

679
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:39,643
- Go!
- Hey, hey!

680
00:42:39,685 --> 00:42:42,604
Oh, okay.
Here I go.

681
00:42:43,814 --> 00:42:45,649
I'm just gonna sneak up on it.

682
00:42:46,358 --> 00:42:47,401
Why are you whispering?

683
00:42:47,484 --> 00:42:49,319
So it won't know the plan.

684
00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:51,697
Hey.

685
00:42:58,161 --> 00:42:59,496
- Aah!
- Aah! Shit!

686
00:42:59,538 --> 00:43:01,081
Watch out, watch out, watch out!

687
00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:08,672
You have the right to remain silent!

688
00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:11,049
Yeah, it's dead.

689
00:43:14,011 --> 00:43:15,721
Yeah.

690
00:43:39,661 --> 00:43:40,662
Look at them.

691
00:43:40,746 --> 00:43:44,041
If you didn't know any better,
you'd think they were friends.

692
00:43:44,124 --> 00:43:46,043
You must be Lola.

693
00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:47,794
Sophie?

694
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:49,838
Nice gun.

695
00:43:49,922 --> 00:43:51,298
Sig Sauer P228.

696
00:43:51,381 --> 00:43:53,217
Custom trigger action.

697
00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,426
Oh.

698
00:43:54,510 --> 00:43:56,136
- Nice shoes.
- Thank you.

699
00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:58,347
- Chanel?
- Cruz collection.

700
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:01,850
How bad was it?

701
00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:04,394
Oh, not too bad.

702
00:44:06,063 --> 00:44:07,481
Sophie seems nice.

703
00:44:08,148 --> 00:44:09,525
Yeah, for a cop.

704
00:44:10,651 --> 00:44:12,444
Lola seems cool.

705
00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:13,654
For a thief.

706
00:44:28,919 --> 00:44:30,337
Yes!

707
00:44:35,509 --> 00:44:37,010
I resign. You win.

708
00:44:37,094 --> 00:44:38,470
Make a wish.

709
00:44:38,554 --> 00:44:40,430
Okay.

710
00:44:40,514 --> 00:44:43,809
I wish you'd write your vows.

711
00:44:57,114 --> 00:44:58,448
<i>I'm so tense.</i>

712
00:44:58,490 --> 00:45:00,659
<i>Come here.
Let me relax you.</i>

713
00:45:00,742 --> 00:45:03,537
What are you doing?
Why are you taking off your clothes?

714
00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:04,663
Now we're talkin'.

715
00:45:04,746 --> 00:45:06,290
<i>Are you being naughty?</i>

716
00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:07,958
<i>Naughty enough to spank.</i>

717
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:10,460
Oh, yeah!

718
00:45:10,502 --> 00:45:13,547
<i>I'll bite you.
Can I bite you?</i>

719
00:45:13,630 --> 00:45:16,133
<i>The door.
Are we expecting anyone?</i>

720
00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:18,302
<i>Yeah. A friend.</i>

721
00:45:18,385 --> 00:45:20,095
<i>- A friend?
- A friend?</i>

722
00:45:20,137 --> 00:45:21,430
<i>A girlfriend.</i>

723
00:45:21,471 --> 00:45:22,556
<i>You didn't.</i>

724
00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:24,099
<i>I love you. Baby.</i>

725
00:45:24,141 --> 00:45:26,768
<i>You know I'll do anything for you.</i>

726
00:45:29,146 --> 00:45:30,272
Wait here.

727
00:45:30,314 --> 00:45:31,857
What's she gonna do?

728
00:45:33,317 --> 00:45:35,360
Tell him.
Tell him.

729
00:45:35,444 --> 00:45:37,571
<i>She's gonna help me relax you.</i>

730
00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:39,156
<i>You're kidding.</i>

731
00:45:39,948 --> 00:45:40,991
Nice.

732
00:45:41,074 --> 00:45:42,659
<i>You're gonna like this.</i>

733
00:45:42,743 --> 00:45:44,077
Lucky bastard.

734
00:45:44,161 --> 00:45:46,205
<i>- Who is she?
- You'll see.</i>

735
00:45:46,830 --> 00:45:50,959
<i>Max. I'd like you to meet Stan's mom.</i>

736
00:45:58,675 --> 00:45:59,801
<i>Night. Stan.</i>

737
00:46:03,805 --> 00:46:05,015
Son of a...

738
00:47:01,905 --> 00:47:03,699
You're only in port 48 more hours.

739
00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:05,450
Stay on high alert.

740
00:47:05,576 --> 00:47:08,495
Agent Lloyd, we have the most sophisticated
security system

741
00:47:08,579 --> 00:47:11,039
ever installed on a seagoing vessel.

742
00:47:11,123 --> 00:47:12,541
And you'll need it.

743
00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:14,459
Excuse me, sir.

744
00:47:15,419 --> 00:47:17,379
There's been a security breach.

745
00:47:41,820 --> 00:47:42,905
Don't move!

746
00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:46,366
Turn around.

747
00:47:48,702 --> 00:47:49,828
Turn around!

748
00:47:52,623 --> 00:47:53,790
- No!
- Stan!

749
00:48:27,366 --> 00:48:28,700
Damn it.

750
00:48:37,209 --> 00:48:39,127
The other side!

751
00:48:54,685 --> 00:48:55,811
Just stop him!

752
00:48:55,894 --> 00:48:57,312
Let's do it, come on!

753
00:49:20,169 --> 00:49:23,213
<i>Although the famed
Napoleon Diamond was undisturbed.</i>

754
00:49:23,297 --> 00:49:25,048
<i>The unknown intruder knocked out</i>

755
00:49:25,132 --> 00:49:27,759
<i>a Seven Seas Navigator
maintenance worker.</i>

756
00:49:27,843 --> 00:49:31,180
<i>Stole his uniform.
And slipped onto the ship.</i>

757
00:49:39,188 --> 00:49:41,023
You're cheating on me, aren't you?

758
00:49:42,441 --> 00:49:44,234
What are you talking about?

759
00:49:44,318 --> 00:49:47,196
Maybe not with a woman,
but with a diamond.

760
00:49:47,946 --> 00:49:48,947
You want her.

761
00:49:49,031 --> 00:49:50,991
And I'm jealous.

762
00:49:51,074 --> 00:49:53,118
You've got nothing to worry about.

763
00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:55,037
Where were you tonight, Max?

764
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,041
I've been home, writing my vows.

765
00:49:59,082 --> 00:50:00,083
Oh! Let me see.

766
00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:03,212
Sorry.
You have to wait.

767
00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:06,340
Well, I'm not gonna let
that little bitch take my man.

768
00:50:06,381 --> 00:50:08,050
I'm gonna fight for what's mine.

769
00:50:08,133 --> 00:50:09,218
Really?

770
00:50:09,301 --> 00:50:11,720
And how exactly are you gonna do that?

771
00:50:11,803 --> 00:50:13,347
I'm a thief.

772
00:50:14,306 --> 00:50:16,725
I know a thing or two about distraction.

773
00:50:22,231 --> 00:50:24,858
It's a beautiful jewel, Max.

774
00:50:25,859 --> 00:50:30,030
But I guarantee you,
it's no fun in the tub.

775
00:50:32,741 --> 00:50:34,326
Mmm.

776
00:50:35,077 --> 00:50:37,788
I had him.
You shoulda stayed out of my way.

777
00:50:37,871 --> 00:50:40,249
I didn't want you to get hurt.
I'm sorry.

778
00:50:40,332 --> 00:50:43,126
You're the one who's hurt.
You should ice that.

779
00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,546
Why are men always trying
to protect women?

780
00:50:46,171 --> 00:50:47,506
'Cause you smell good.

781
00:50:47,589 --> 00:50:49,216
It's all about sex, isn't it?

782
00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:51,927
Why can't we just be
two cops working a case?

783
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,720
Hey, I happen to agree with you.

784
00:50:53,762 --> 00:50:55,848
From now on,
we're just partners on this.

785
00:50:55,931 --> 00:50:57,057
Fine.

786
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:59,434
- So, let's have dinner and discuss it.
- No, thanks.

787
00:50:59,518 --> 00:51:00,936
How about a steam?

788
00:51:00,978 --> 00:51:04,439
What... I... no, I always steam
with my partners.

789
00:51:05,148 --> 00:51:07,651
Okay, you wanna go
for a Jacuzzi, partner?

790
00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:10,279
I have a big tub in my room.

791
00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:24,960
We have to talk.

792
00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:27,754
Max. Great timing.
Ride with us.

793
00:51:27,838 --> 00:51:29,506
Can we just do this one on one?

794
00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:31,008
Oh, of course.

795
00:51:32,718 --> 00:51:35,804
<i>California dreaming...</i>

796
00:51:35,888 --> 00:51:39,474
Are you familiar with the pleasures
of anonymous love, Max?

797
00:51:40,934 --> 00:51:41,977
No.

798
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:46,773
Recently I found myself experimenting
with alternative lifestyle parameters

799
00:51:46,815 --> 00:51:49,026
based largely
on the free love philosophy

800
00:51:49,109 --> 00:51:52,196
as found in the collected works
of The Mamas and The Papas.

801
00:51:53,363 --> 00:51:54,990
I never made that connection.

802
00:51:55,073 --> 00:51:56,200
Oh, it's there.

803
00:51:56,283 --> 00:51:59,036
That Michelle Phillips,
she could walk it like she talked it.

804
00:51:59,119 --> 00:52:01,496
Earl, burn one of my CDs for Max.

805
00:52:01,538 --> 00:52:03,081
Yes, sir.

806
00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:16,720
This is it, Max.

807
00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:18,138
My vision.

808
00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:21,600
My infrastructure growing
before our eyes.

809
00:52:22,434 --> 00:52:23,602
It used to be a children's hospital,

810
00:52:23,685 --> 00:52:27,523
but I'm revitalizing it
into a paramilitary training facility.

811
00:52:27,606 --> 00:52:31,318
More importantly,
that ship is leaving in two days.

812
00:52:34,988 --> 00:52:35,989
What's this?

813
00:52:36,031 --> 00:52:37,407
Everything you need.

814
00:52:37,991 --> 00:52:40,160
Schematics, detailed plan.

815
00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,287
You can do it yourself.

816
00:52:43,956 --> 00:52:45,999
Go in through the air conditioning vents.

817
00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:48,961
The exhibit is accessible
from the storage facility behind it.

818
00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:52,256
There's cameras there, so you're
gonna have to cut the central feed.

819
00:52:52,339 --> 00:52:54,049
Red wires in the control panel here.

820
00:52:54,132 --> 00:52:57,386
If you don't cut the red wire,
they'll see everything.

821
00:52:57,469 --> 00:53:00,097
- What next?
- Blow the wall.

822
00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:01,557
- C-4?
- Uh-uh.

823
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,393
I'd use a shape charge
with a detonation cord.

824
00:53:04,476 --> 00:53:06,895
Smaller but more effective.

825
00:53:06,979 --> 00:53:11,191
And... you'd wanna blow it
after 10 P.M.

826
00:53:11,233 --> 00:53:14,361
- Why is that?
- Graveyard shift.

827
00:53:14,403 --> 00:53:17,155
Always the retired cops
with arthritis.

828
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,907
That's how I'd do it.

829
00:53:20,242 --> 00:53:21,702
Then that's how I'll do it.

830
00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:27,291
You know, we're not partners anymore, Max.

831
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,586
In fact, you see me,
cross the street.

832
00:53:54,776 --> 00:53:55,736
<i>You gotta go</i>

833
00:53:55,819 --> 00:53:57,654
<i>Go where you wanna go</i>

834
00:53:57,738 --> 00:53:59,656
<i>Do what you wanna do</i>

835
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:03,911
<i>With whoever
you wanna do it with</i>

836
00:54:03,952 --> 00:54:06,747
<i>You gotta go
where you wanna go</i>

837
00:54:06,830 --> 00:54:09,082
<i>Do what you wanna do</i>

838
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:13,378
<i>With whoever
you wanna do it with</i>

839
00:54:13,462 --> 00:54:19,009
<i>You don't understand
that a girl like...</i>

840
00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:21,970
Good afternoon. Atlantis.
How may I help?

841
00:54:22,054 --> 00:54:24,431
Mr. Lloyd,
the Bridge Suite, please.

842
00:54:25,974 --> 00:54:26,934
<i>Hello.</i>

843
00:54:27,017 --> 00:54:28,435
<i>- Stanley.
- Yeah.</i>

844
00:54:28,477 --> 00:54:31,188
<i>- It's Max, just checking in.
- Cut the crap. Max.</i>

845
00:54:31,271 --> 00:54:33,649
<i>You're making sure I'm in my room
and not following you.</i>

846
00:54:33,732 --> 00:54:36,610
How could you be following me
if you're in your room?

847
00:54:36,652 --> 00:54:39,154
<i>- See you soon, Stanley.
- Okay.</i>

848
00:56:19,588 --> 00:56:20,756
Hello!

849
00:56:21,882 --> 00:56:22,925
What?

850
00:56:24,343 --> 00:56:25,344
What?

851
00:56:25,427 --> 00:56:28,597
If you're gonna forward your calls,
don't tail me so close.

852
00:56:34,102 --> 00:56:35,437
Aah!

853
00:57:47,926 --> 00:57:49,595
Hey.

854
00:57:49,636 --> 00:57:51,471
I heard the call
over the radio.

855
00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:54,808
Every year there's one white boy
that goes down at Junkanoo.

856
00:57:55,517 --> 00:57:57,978
Here's what I found out.
Max closed escrow,

857
00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:00,689
and then a month later
the cruise booked the diamond.

858
00:58:00,772 --> 00:58:03,150
<i>- Maybe he is retired.
- I doubt it.</i>

859
00:58:03,192 --> 00:58:04,985
He met with Henri Mooré today,

860
00:58:05,027 --> 00:58:07,112
the biggest gangster on the island.

861
00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:09,907
Thanks for coming.

862
00:58:09,990 --> 00:58:12,910
You know, this one
you really do have to ice.

863
00:58:12,993 --> 00:58:15,370
- Ah!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

864
00:58:18,999 --> 00:58:20,209
Better?

865
00:58:21,001 --> 00:58:22,628
There's another one here.

866
00:58:25,214 --> 00:58:26,215
Now?

867
00:58:26,298 --> 00:58:28,717
This one's particularly painful.

868
00:58:32,346 --> 00:58:36,934
There's some referred pain.
It's somewhere around... here.

869
00:58:41,021 --> 00:58:43,273
I'll have to get hurt more often.

870
00:58:43,357 --> 00:58:45,817
And in more interesting places.

871
00:59:06,255 --> 00:59:08,715
- Oh, God, I'm vibrating!
- So am I.

872
00:59:08,799 --> 00:59:11,468
No. No, no.

873
00:59:11,552 --> 00:59:13,679
- I'm getting a call.
- What?

874
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,848
Is nothing sacred?

875
00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:17,099
Shit, I have to go.

876
00:59:17,182 --> 00:59:20,102
Go? No, you can't go.
I just unwrapped my head.

877
00:59:20,185 --> 00:59:21,854
Sorry, I need a rain check.

878
00:59:21,895 --> 00:59:24,314
What, are you crazy?
It never rains here.

879
00:59:24,398 --> 00:59:25,524
Just give me five minutes, all right?

880
00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:28,151
Five minutes?
You should be embarrassed.

881
00:59:28,235 --> 00:59:29,528
Okay, three.

882
00:59:29,570 --> 00:59:31,697
Oh, Stan, come on.

883
00:59:31,738 --> 00:59:34,324
Okay, two!
Please don't make me beg. Please.

884
00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:35,701
A quick two?

885
00:59:35,742 --> 00:59:38,412
Oh, don't worry, I'm quick.

886
01:00:05,272 --> 01:00:06,231
Hello.

887
01:00:06,315 --> 01:00:08,150
Mr. Burdett, it's Luc from the bar.

888
01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:11,403
There's a guest down here
that's bombed that's shouting your name.

889
01:00:11,445 --> 01:00:14,364
Welcome to paradise, Frank!

890
01:00:16,241 --> 01:00:22,039
Well, it's only paradise
for criminals, like Max Burdett.

891
01:00:22,122 --> 01:00:25,959
Yeah. I hear him.
I'll be right there.

892
01:00:29,546 --> 01:00:31,006
- Where'd he go?
- Over there.

893
01:00:31,089 --> 01:00:32,466
Oh, thanks, Luc.

894
01:00:35,427 --> 01:00:37,095
What are you doing to yourself?
What's wrong?

895
01:00:37,179 --> 01:00:38,263
- Nothing.
- Nothing's wrong?

896
01:00:40,224 --> 01:00:42,476
Me and Sophie hooked up.

897
01:00:42,559 --> 01:00:44,436
And it was beautiful.

898
01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:47,272
But it's only gonna
last for one more day.

899
01:00:47,356 --> 01:00:48,690
Why is that?

900
01:00:48,774 --> 01:00:51,401
Because the ship's only gonna
be here 24 more hours,

901
01:00:51,485 --> 01:00:53,195
and you're gonna clip Napoleon III

902
01:00:53,278 --> 01:00:55,197
and make me look
like a jerk again.

903
01:00:58,992 --> 01:01:00,911
- I'll have another one!
- You've had enough.

904
01:01:00,994 --> 01:01:02,829
You are not my daddy.

905
01:01:02,913 --> 01:01:06,333
I didn't take you as an umbrella
kind of guy, Stan.

906
01:01:06,375 --> 01:01:08,418
These remoras really have
a kick to 'em.

907
01:01:08,502 --> 01:01:10,587
Hey, Stan, buck up.
You're a good agent.

908
01:01:10,671 --> 01:01:12,589
No, I'm not.

909
01:01:12,673 --> 01:01:15,634
You know, I used to blame you,
but now I see it clearly.

910
01:01:15,676 --> 01:01:18,136
It's not you, it's me.

911
01:01:18,178 --> 01:01:20,097
You've got genius, man.

912
01:01:20,180 --> 01:01:24,601
If I had an ounce
of what you have, I'd never stop.

913
01:01:24,685 --> 01:01:28,438
You've got a gift, man.
It's inspiring.

914
01:01:30,274 --> 01:01:32,442
I love these remoras!

915
01:01:32,526 --> 01:01:35,487
Bartender! Give me another one!

916
01:01:42,953 --> 01:01:44,830
It's okay, Stan.
It's okay.

917
01:01:44,872 --> 01:01:48,458
Luc, you're not working tonight, right?
Give us a hand here.

918
01:01:48,542 --> 01:01:50,294
Come on, Stan,
here you go. Come on.

919
01:01:50,377 --> 01:01:52,462
Here you go, buddy.
Yeah.

920
01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,340
Come on, come on.

921
01:01:56,091 --> 01:01:58,093
What about me?!

922
01:01:59,386 --> 01:02:01,305
That's it, Stanley.

923
01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:03,015
Here you go.

924
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,391
That's it.

925
01:02:06,351 --> 01:02:08,020
That's it. Here we go.

926
01:02:21,491 --> 01:02:23,994
You tell anyone I tucked him in,
I'll kill you.

927
01:02:24,661 --> 01:02:27,539
- Sure thing, Mr. Burdett.
- Call me Max.

928
01:02:27,581 --> 01:02:29,374
- Max.
- Okay.

929
01:02:57,069 --> 01:02:58,278
Lola!

930
01:02:58,362 --> 01:03:00,989
It's locked.
And don't try to break in.

931
01:03:01,073 --> 01:03:02,241
You're not welcome.

932
01:03:04,535 --> 01:03:06,161
I finished the deck.

933
01:03:06,245 --> 01:03:09,623
You promised to spend
the first sunset on it together.

934
01:03:09,706 --> 01:03:12,000
- Lola.
- That's not all.

935
01:03:12,835 --> 01:03:14,378
I found your notebook.

936
01:03:15,295 --> 01:03:17,381
Lola.

937
01:03:17,464 --> 01:03:20,050
I'll sit down right now
and write my vows, okay?

938
01:03:24,763 --> 01:03:27,808
The vows are not for me,
they're for you.

939
01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:31,061
You have to figure out if what
we have means anything to you.

940
01:03:34,231 --> 01:03:35,440
Come on, Max.

941
01:03:36,108 --> 01:03:38,235
Do you really think the third one's
gonna make you whole?

942
01:03:41,572 --> 01:03:44,783
- I don't know.
- Well, don't come back until you do.

943
01:03:46,577 --> 01:03:48,579
Where am I supposed to go?

944
01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:54,376
She threw me out.

945
01:03:55,794 --> 01:03:57,629
Why is it my problem?

946
01:03:57,713 --> 01:04:00,174
'Cause every hotel
on the island is booked.

947
01:04:05,554 --> 01:04:07,973
Can I move
this surveillance stuff?

948
01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:11,268
Don't mess with it!
It's very expensive.

949
01:04:11,977 --> 01:04:15,814
Listen, I'm not gonna
sleep on the floor.

950
01:04:15,856 --> 01:04:18,692
Well, I guess you're
out of luck.

951
01:04:18,775 --> 01:04:20,152
We both are.

952
01:04:21,153 --> 01:04:22,487
M ove ove

953
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:29,161
Shit.

954
01:04:39,796 --> 01:04:41,215
So what'd you do?

955
01:04:42,466 --> 01:04:45,969
I missed our first sunset
on her new deck.

956
01:04:47,221 --> 01:04:48,305
That's it?

957
01:04:56,355 --> 01:04:58,398
I'm no good at sunsets.

958
01:05:00,484 --> 01:05:02,110
Of course you're not.

959
01:05:02,861 --> 01:05:06,490
The world is divided up between people
who like to watch the sunset

960
01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:07,950
and those who don't.

961
01:05:08,534 --> 01:05:09,993
Yeah.

962
01:05:10,035 --> 01:05:12,871
People like you
are never happy.

963
01:05:12,955 --> 01:05:17,876
You're anxious, type-A, egocentric
perfectionists who can't sit still

964
01:05:17,918 --> 01:05:21,880
and die alone with a million bucks
and a thousand regrets.

965
01:05:22,798 --> 01:05:25,509
The people who can relax,
enjoy the sunset,

966
01:05:25,551 --> 01:05:29,888
hold hands at the end of the day...
they're the happy ones.

967
01:05:33,684 --> 01:05:35,561
So why can't you do that?

968
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:42,814
Don't hog the blanket.

969
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,863
- Good night, Max.
- Good night.

970
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:38,161
You know, the Bureau's got
a "don't ask, don't tell" policy,

971
01:06:38,245 --> 01:06:40,163
but this is pushing it, Stan.

972
01:06:40,247 --> 01:06:42,708
Kowalski, Stafford.

973
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:43,792
Sophie?

974
01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:46,461
The L.A. Office got a call
from Inspector Bethel here.

975
01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:49,840
He wanted to know the scope
of the FBI's operation on the island.

976
01:06:49,923 --> 01:06:52,050
Since we don't have
an operation on the island,

977
01:06:52,134 --> 01:06:53,927
we felt we'd
come here and check it out.

978
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:55,470
What's he talking about, Stan?

979
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:56,763
Let me explain.

980
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,307
He's on suspension.
He has been for three months.

981
01:06:59,391 --> 01:07:00,517
Suspension?

982
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,186
He was deemed unstable
after he lost Napoleon II.

983
01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:04,771
You told me
you were here on the case.

984
01:07:04,855 --> 01:07:06,314
I am here on the case,

985
01:07:06,398 --> 01:07:10,068
and once I bust this guy,
get reinstated, upped,

986
01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:11,611
these slobs will be saluting me.

987
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,029
Are you guys dating?

988
01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:14,990
He's nothing but a suspect to me.

989
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,659
- Oh, really?
- That's not what these show.

990
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:19,995
Your suspect's paying
for this suite.

991
01:07:20,037 --> 01:07:21,621
And the seaweed body wraps.

992
01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:23,457
You two look pretty chummy.

993
01:07:26,043 --> 01:07:28,420
So you lied to me, Stan.

994
01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:31,339
And you got your
slice of paradise, hmm?

995
01:07:31,882 --> 01:07:34,009
I hope it was everything
you thought it would be.

996
01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:35,343
Sophie...

997
01:07:35,427 --> 01:07:38,680
You might want to do more
of a background check next time

998
01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:40,348
before you partner up.

999
01:07:45,353 --> 01:07:48,231
She didn't have to be
so hard on you, you know?

1000
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,900
Storming out like that.

1001
01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:51,860
She's got grounds.

1002
01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:55,030
The thing you gotta understand
about us law enforcement types

1003
01:07:55,113 --> 01:07:57,365
is we don't much
appreciate lying.

1004
01:07:57,407 --> 01:08:00,410
Come on, Stan, you fibbed,
maybe withheld a little.

1005
01:08:00,494 --> 01:08:01,995
But lie? Nah.

1006
01:08:03,372 --> 01:08:07,250
You are an FBI agent
working a case.

1007
01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:10,379
You know, when you put it like that,
it doesn't sound so bad.

1008
01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:12,381
I could explain it to her.

1009
01:08:13,507 --> 01:08:14,925
What about you?

1010
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:17,427
You are a hell of a catch.

1011
01:08:17,469 --> 01:08:19,930
I've seen the way
you are with Lola.

1012
01:08:19,971 --> 01:08:21,223
You love that girl.

1013
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:23,892
So you're working out
some personal issues.

1014
01:08:23,975 --> 01:08:25,936
All you need is a little support.

1015
01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:27,187
Exactly.

1016
01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:29,606
Hell, I could
make her understand.

1017
01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:39,574
Max can't eat, can't sleep.

1018
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,576
He's like an injured bird.

1019
01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:43,912
Stan's hurt.
He's in pain.

1020
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,747
He's like a wounded dog.

1021
01:08:45,831 --> 01:08:48,583
He needs you, Lola.
You're his better half.

1022
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:49,918
Just give him one more chance.

1023
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:51,962
He's a good guy, Sophie.

1024
01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:55,424
I'm sure he's a liar,
but that comes with the job.

1025
01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:59,219
I don't know.
This is all a bit strange.

1026
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,012
What do you think, Lola?

1027
01:09:01,096 --> 01:09:03,557
- I don't buy a word of it.
- I'm with you.

1028
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,975
- No, no, no.
- Hey, hey, hey.

1029
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,393
- Listen, hear us out.
- Come on, one second.

1030
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:07,436
Look...

1031
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,149
Tonight the lies stop.

1032
01:09:12,232 --> 01:09:13,734
He's serious. It's over.

1033
01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,486
He's not chasin' it,
and I'm not chasin' him.

1034
01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:20,115
I'm sorry, but I won't believe you
until that ship is gone.

1035
01:09:20,157 --> 01:09:22,242
And we still got a few hours
before she sails.

1036
01:09:22,325 --> 01:09:24,494
Look, I can't make
that ship disappear tonight,

1037
01:09:24,578 --> 01:09:25,912
but I can make us disappear.

1038
01:09:25,996 --> 01:09:29,374
- What are you talking about?
- I found a hobby.

1039
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:33,086
Wait a minute.
You didn't tell me about this.

1040
01:09:33,170 --> 01:09:35,005
When we come up for air,

1041
01:09:35,088 --> 01:09:38,967
that ship will be headed to Paris
and the diamond will be gone forever.

1042
01:10:01,448 --> 01:10:03,325
So, where you taking us?

1043
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,619
We're headed to a hidden reef
where there's rumored to be

1044
01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,163
100 million in gold
somewhere among the wreckage.

1045
01:10:09,039 --> 01:10:10,332
You're kidding.

1046
01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:14,628
Wow!

1047
01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:16,505
Look at this.

1048
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:19,633
Yeah, these ships have
been down here since the '40s,

1049
01:10:19,716 --> 01:10:22,052
but nobody's ever
found any gold.

1050
01:10:22,135 --> 01:10:25,055
Well, maybe with the help
of the FBI we'll get lucky.

1051
01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:27,974
My money's on Max.

1052
01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:32,104
100 million four ways...
that's 25 million apiece if we split it.

1053
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,735
Have any idea where to start?

1054
01:10:38,819 --> 01:10:42,531
It could be anywhere down here.
Let's split up, look around.

1055
01:10:44,241 --> 01:10:48,578
You guys sure this is safe?
I'm allergic to shellfish.

1056
01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:52,374
You've got nothing to worry about.
I've seen how you handle sharks.

1057
01:11:20,652 --> 01:11:24,239
When we get back,
I'm buying everyone umbrella drinks.

1058
01:11:31,121 --> 01:11:35,000
Hey, little guy,
have you seen any gold down here?

1059
01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:46,386
Hey, Max, I'm counting on you
to make me a rich man.

1060
01:12:27,719 --> 01:12:30,430
Lola, hypothetically speaking,

1061
01:12:30,472 --> 01:12:33,350
what's it like to hold
25 million in your hands?

1062
01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:36,603
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

1063
01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:38,397
Right.

1064
01:12:53,161 --> 01:12:56,039
- Good night, old-timer.
- Eat shit.

1065
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,205
What the hell is that?

1066
01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,919
There is an intruder
in Storage Facility B.

1067
01:13:43,003 --> 01:13:45,130
<i>- Attempted break-in in progress.
- Son of a bitch!</i>

1068
01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:47,674
<i>All security
to Storage Facility B.</i>

1069
01:15:11,258 --> 01:15:12,300
<i>Hey. Max.</i>

1070
01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:16,179
What's up?

1071
01:15:16,263 --> 01:15:18,181
Where are you?

1072
01:15:18,265 --> 01:15:20,767
Oh, I'm somewhere inside the ship.

1073
01:15:20,809 --> 01:15:24,104
Oh, yeah, me too.
Thanks, that helps a lot.

1074
01:15:24,187 --> 01:15:27,566
<i>Max, did you say
you were inside the ship?</i>

1075
01:15:28,275 --> 01:15:30,777
Yeah, it's amazing.

1076
01:15:30,819 --> 01:15:34,030
Hmm. Really?
What do you see?

1077
01:15:34,114 --> 01:15:37,993
<i>It's pretty dark.
I think I'm in the captain's quarters.</i>

1078
01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:39,703
That's interesting.

1079
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:49,379
Max, suddenly I don't feel like
having an umbrella drink.

1080
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,227
I'm beginning to think we're gonna
go home empty-handed.

1081
01:16:04,311 --> 01:16:06,813
Where are you, Max?
I'm gonna come hunt with you a while.

1082
01:16:06,897 --> 01:16:09,149
I'm coming to you.

1083
01:16:09,858 --> 01:16:12,819
How you see me?
I cut the red wire.

1084
01:16:12,861 --> 01:16:17,032
Ah, nice work, genius.
You cut the heating to the Jacuzzi.

1085
01:16:19,368 --> 01:16:21,912
<i>Max. You at the stern?</i>

1086
01:16:24,122 --> 01:16:25,415
<i>Max?</i>

1087
01:16:28,794 --> 01:16:31,463
<i>Stan Lloyd to Max Burdett.
Come in.</i>

1088
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:37,886
Who'd he think he was,
the Invisible Man?

1089
01:16:40,889 --> 01:16:42,182
Dear God.

1090
01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:44,393
Shit.

1091
01:16:44,476 --> 01:16:46,603
It was a diversion.
Get back to the diamond!

1092
01:16:48,563 --> 01:16:50,565
<i>Max. Where are you?</i>

1093
01:16:57,739 --> 01:16:59,241
Will you answer me?

1094
01:16:59,324 --> 01:17:00,617
<i>Hello!</i>

1095
01:17:00,701 --> 01:17:01,993
There!

1096
01:17:09,543 --> 01:17:12,045
He's in the vents!
He got the diamond!

1097
01:17:12,129 --> 01:17:13,797
Max, what was that?

1098
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,549
<i>Max!</i>

1099
01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:17,467
I think he left his radio.

1100
01:17:17,551 --> 01:17:19,928
I thought I heard
something else.

1101
01:17:20,554 --> 01:17:22,931
<i>Where'd you go?
Is something wrong?</i>

1102
01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:41,158
Nice costume.

1103
01:17:42,451 --> 01:17:44,036
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

1104
01:17:45,662 --> 01:17:48,206
<i>Party all the time.
Party all the time</i>

1105
01:17:48,290 --> 01:17:50,751
<i>Party all the time</i>

1106
01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:53,920
<i>My girl wants
to party all the time...</i>

1107
01:17:53,962 --> 01:17:56,506
Go back to your cabin, please.

1108
01:17:57,799 --> 01:17:59,885
Aha, there you are!

1109
01:17:59,968 --> 01:18:01,261
Hey, Max, come on.

1110
01:18:01,303 --> 01:18:03,513
Last night we were spooning.
Now you're running away?

1111
01:18:04,806 --> 01:18:06,308
<i>Come on!</i>

1112
01:18:06,892 --> 01:18:09,186
Yoo-hoo, Max.

1113
01:18:25,952 --> 01:18:28,955
Oh, I get it.
A little hide-and-seek.

1114
01:18:38,215 --> 01:18:41,301
Like I told you on the boat,
I caught 'em all.

1115
01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:51,478
You're good,
but you're not that good.

1116
01:18:57,025 --> 01:19:01,029
You know what they say...
the FBI always gets their man.

1117
01:19:04,449 --> 01:19:05,951
M ax

1118
01:19:06,034 --> 01:19:07,786
I'm having an air problem!

1119
01:19:08,829 --> 01:19:10,664
Stan, are you okay?

1120
01:19:10,706 --> 01:19:13,583
I can't breathe! Help!

1121
01:19:15,585 --> 01:19:17,003
Where are you, Stan?

1122
01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:21,550
I'm coming, Stan.

1123
01:19:21,633 --> 01:19:24,428
It's okay, Stan.
I'm right here.

1124
01:19:24,511 --> 01:19:25,762
Take off your mask.

1125
01:19:26,638 --> 01:19:27,764
I got him, honey.

1126
01:19:27,848 --> 01:19:29,474
I'm right here.

1127
01:19:30,475 --> 01:19:32,352
You're okay, Stan.

1128
01:19:34,646 --> 01:19:36,690
Nothing to worry about, partner.

1129
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:45,157
I saw my life flash
before my eyes.

1130
01:19:45,198 --> 01:19:47,576
Leave it to me to get
the faulty regulator.

1131
01:19:47,659 --> 01:19:50,120
You know,
I never dove before.

1132
01:19:50,704 --> 01:19:53,832
- I would like to propose a toast.
- What are we celebrating?

1133
01:19:54,708 --> 01:19:55,709
Retirement.

1134
01:19:57,294 --> 01:19:59,004
- I'll drink to that.
- Good.

1135
01:20:03,133 --> 01:20:04,176
Hello.

1136
01:20:05,886 --> 01:20:07,220
What?

1137
01:20:07,262 --> 01:20:08,597
How?

1138
01:20:09,431 --> 01:20:11,558
- What's wrong?
- The diamond's been stolen.

1139
01:20:11,641 --> 01:20:14,561
- What?
- Half an hour ago.

1140
01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:18,940
You set us up.

1141
01:20:19,024 --> 01:20:20,192
Come on.

1142
01:20:20,275 --> 01:20:21,735
This whole thing.

1143
01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:25,739
You got your perfect alibi... me.

1144
01:20:25,781 --> 01:20:27,574
Hey.

1145
01:20:27,616 --> 01:20:29,409
Get your hands up.

1146
01:20:29,451 --> 01:20:31,328
Are you serious?

1147
01:20:31,411 --> 01:20:33,038
No wonder you just retired.

1148
01:20:33,121 --> 01:20:36,333
You don't have
anything left to steal.

1149
01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,085
I've got to get to the ship.

1150
01:20:38,919 --> 01:20:40,170
You couldn't resist, could you?

1151
01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:42,297
You had to screw me
one last time.

1152
01:20:42,381 --> 01:20:45,008
You had to make an ass
out of me!

1153
01:20:52,516 --> 01:20:55,268
Hey, Lola.
Lola, wait.

1154
01:21:04,444 --> 01:21:05,487
Hey.

1155
01:21:09,991 --> 01:21:12,077
You really did save me down there.

1156
01:21:19,668 --> 01:21:23,296
I'm sorry I kept you in the dark.
I was only trying to protect you.

1157
01:21:23,380 --> 01:21:24,548
How generous of you.

1158
01:21:24,631 --> 01:21:27,092
You were right, you know.
I couldn't do it without you.

1159
01:21:27,175 --> 01:21:30,762
You gotta admit, though,
the look on Stan's face was sheer poetry.

1160
01:21:30,846 --> 01:21:32,556
Shut up, Max.

1161
01:21:32,639 --> 01:21:33,682
Hey.

1162
01:21:35,892 --> 01:21:37,269
Lola, please.

1163
01:21:38,228 --> 01:21:41,106
Max, I helped you
because I love you.

1164
01:21:41,148 --> 01:21:42,899
But now I'm leaving you.

1165
01:21:49,823 --> 01:21:52,826
Lola, I thought you'd
appreciate how I did it,

1166
01:21:52,868 --> 01:21:55,954
you of all people.
Hey, hey.

1167
01:21:58,248 --> 01:22:01,376
I do.
It was a smart plan, Max.

1168
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:03,712
You're a great thief.

1169
01:22:04,546 --> 01:22:05,964
But I want a great man.

1170
01:22:12,846 --> 01:22:14,431
Lola.

1171
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:18,477
Move inside.

1172
01:22:21,021 --> 01:22:23,648
What, you thought this was over?
Turn around!

1173
01:22:26,485 --> 01:22:28,862
I tried to deal with you
from an elevated place, man,

1174
01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:31,406
appeal to your intellect,
spit poetry and shit at you.

1175
01:22:31,490 --> 01:22:34,034
But no, man, you had to bring me
down to the gutter.

1176
01:22:34,117 --> 01:22:35,285
Where is the diamond?

1177
01:22:35,369 --> 01:22:37,996
- She's got nothing to do with this.
- Oh, she does now.

1178
01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,332
You kill my dog,
I'm gonna slay your cat.

1179
01:22:40,415 --> 01:22:41,875
Don't get...

1180
01:22:49,716 --> 01:22:50,926
Aah!

1181
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:54,221
Nice throw, bitch!

1182
01:22:54,304 --> 01:22:55,931
No!

1183
01:23:01,728 --> 01:23:03,271
Where'd you come from?

1184
01:23:42,686 --> 01:23:45,564
He asked me to help him steal it
a week ago. I turned him down.

1185
01:23:45,605 --> 01:23:47,107
He must have stolen it himself,

1186
01:23:47,190 --> 01:23:50,110
then he came back here
to make sure there were no loose ends.

1187
01:23:50,193 --> 01:23:52,696
So why didn't you come to me,
tell me what they were planning?

1188
01:23:52,779 --> 01:23:54,322
He said he'd kill us.

1189
01:23:54,406 --> 01:23:56,074
You wouldn't have believed him anyway.

1190
01:23:56,158 --> 01:23:58,243
You thought Mooré was
the Second Coming for this island.

1191
01:23:58,326 --> 01:24:00,328
Don't tell me
what I think, woman.

1192
01:24:01,413 --> 01:24:03,749
- Where's the diamond?
- I have no idea.

1193
01:24:03,832 --> 01:24:07,002
- They were trying to frame us.
- Are we finished here?

1194
01:24:10,922 --> 01:24:13,592
You know, I don't believe a word
of what you're saying.

1195
01:24:14,217 --> 01:24:15,427
I know.

1196
01:24:33,612 --> 01:24:35,030
Don't leave.

1197
01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:39,826
Good luck, Max.

1198
01:26:04,286 --> 01:26:05,537
Lola, wait.

1199
01:26:05,996 --> 01:26:07,664
Hear me out.

1200
01:26:07,706 --> 01:26:10,751
It's not gonna work, Max.
Not this time.

1201
01:26:10,834 --> 01:26:14,337
I know it's too late,
but I finally wrote them. See?

1202
01:26:15,005 --> 01:26:16,214
Lots of words.

1203
01:26:16,298 --> 01:26:18,925
But I don't need to read them
because I know it by heart.

1204
01:26:19,801 --> 01:26:23,680
I've spent my whole life chasing things
which I thought were valuable,

1205
01:26:23,722 --> 01:26:27,142
when the only thing I really cared for
was right in front of me all along.

1206
01:26:29,478 --> 01:26:31,354
You are my heart, Lola.

1207
01:26:32,397 --> 01:26:35,150
From this moment on,
you are my only jewel.

1208
01:26:35,942 --> 01:26:38,820
I want a life
filled with sunsets.

1209
01:26:38,904 --> 01:26:42,532
And I never wanna watch
one of them without you, not ever.

1210
01:26:49,081 --> 01:26:51,333
The first diamond I've ever bought.

1211
01:26:54,628 --> 01:26:57,923
I love you, Lola Cirillo.

1212
01:26:59,716 --> 01:27:01,134
Marry me.

1213
01:27:11,645 --> 01:27:14,106
- On one condition.
- Anything.

1214
01:27:14,648 --> 01:27:16,191
I want the receipt.

1215
01:27:26,451 --> 01:27:27,452
Here you go, Luc.

1216
01:27:27,536 --> 01:27:29,079
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1217
01:27:29,162 --> 01:27:32,582
Jack on the rocks, with an umbrella.
What the hell, I'm celebrating.

1218
01:27:33,083 --> 01:27:35,961
Forget the Jack on the rocks,
let's have remoras all around.

1219
01:27:36,002 --> 01:27:37,504
Remoras all around.

1220
01:27:37,587 --> 01:27:39,965
Stanley, what the hell
are you doing here?

1221
01:27:40,048 --> 01:27:42,634
Well, I thought I'd stick around.

1222
01:27:44,302 --> 01:27:46,471
Oh, yeah, look familiar?

1223
01:27:46,555 --> 01:27:48,890
Treated myself,
maxed out the credit card.

1224
01:27:48,974 --> 01:27:50,517
But it suits me,
don't you think?

1225
01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:53,437
Well, it must take a bite
out of a government salary.

1226
01:27:53,478 --> 01:27:55,522
Ah, I can afford it all right.

1227
01:27:56,481 --> 01:27:59,443
Come on, let's sip
our remoras and talk, shall we?

1228
01:28:17,544 --> 01:28:19,546
I thought you said
these things have a kick.

1229
01:28:22,632 --> 01:28:24,301
Luc, what's in this?

1230
01:28:24,342 --> 01:28:27,679
Orange juice, mango juice,
grenadine, and coconut milk.

1231
01:28:29,347 --> 01:28:30,307
No liquor?

1232
01:28:34,019 --> 01:28:35,145
<i>Nada.</i>

1233
01:28:37,856 --> 01:28:40,192
I love these remoras!

1234
01:28:40,275 --> 01:28:42,319
Bartender, give me another!

1235
01:28:48,450 --> 01:28:50,869
You tell anyone I tucked him in,
I'll kill you.

1236
01:28:51,995 --> 01:28:54,790
- Sure thing, Mr. Burdett.
- Call me Max.

1237
01:28:54,873 --> 01:28:56,333
- Max.
- Okay.

1238
01:29:04,341 --> 01:29:07,719
You know,
I really like that cove.

1239
01:29:15,685 --> 01:29:18,563
Are you okay?
'Cause you don't look too good.

1240
01:29:22,734 --> 01:29:27,197
As an underwater enthusiast, you should
know what a remora really is, Max.

1241
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:30,325
A remora is
kind of a stowaway,

1242
01:29:30,409 --> 01:29:34,913
a suckerfish that sticks
to the shark's body and feeds off it.

1243
01:29:34,996 --> 01:29:36,707
The shark does all the work,

1244
01:29:36,748 --> 01:29:39,960
but the remora gets the spoils.

1245
01:29:52,305 --> 01:29:53,640
You did it, Stan.

1246
01:29:56,435 --> 01:29:57,936
Right from the start.

1247
01:29:58,937 --> 01:30:01,314
It's the only one
you two haven't stolen.

1248
01:30:02,441 --> 01:30:03,817
You set me up.

1249
01:30:03,900 --> 01:30:06,737
I revel in it.
I revel in it!

1250
01:30:11,825 --> 01:30:15,746
Could it be that the great
Max Burdett has finally lost?

1251
01:30:19,875 --> 01:30:21,168
No, I didn't.

1252
01:30:23,128 --> 01:30:24,504
I got Lola.

1253
01:30:26,715 --> 01:30:28,383
Congratulations, Stan.

1254
01:30:36,850 --> 01:30:38,935
I'm looking at it right now.

1255
01:30:38,977 --> 01:30:41,605
My plane takes off
in ten minutes.

1256
01:30:41,688 --> 01:30:45,567
Tomorrow morning the bidding
will start at $30 million,

1257
01:30:45,650 --> 01:30:48,361
and if I were you,
I'd bring cash.

1258
01:30:57,371 --> 01:30:59,331
You win some,
you lose some.

1259
01:31:00,165 --> 01:31:02,292
We still have the sunsets.

1260
01:31:04,461 --> 01:31:05,629
Yeah.

1261
01:31:05,670 --> 01:31:08,965
Don't worry,
one day you'll find a hobby.

1262
01:31:11,510 --> 01:31:14,846
You know,
I think I already have.

1263
01:31:20,352 --> 01:31:22,145
Bye-bye, paradise.

1264
01:31:28,193 --> 01:31:29,194
No.

1265
01:31:31,446 --> 01:31:32,989
No!

1266
01:31:40,539 --> 01:31:42,666
Max!

1267
01:31:42,708 --> 01:31:45,252
No, you bastard!

1268
01:31:50,799 --> 01:31:52,718
Last time, right, Max?

1269
01:31:52,801 --> 01:31:54,511
Last time.

1270
01:31:55,387 --> 01:31:57,431
You son of a bitch!

1271
01:31:58,181 --> 01:31:59,725
Max!

1272
01:31:59,808 --> 01:32:01,727
If you want it,
come and get it

1273
01:32:01,810 --> 01:32:02,811
I've got it

1274
01:32:02,894 --> 01:32:04,104
Oh, whoa

1275
01:32:04,187 --> 01:32:06,148
If you need it,
come and get it

1276
01:32:06,231 --> 01:32:07,232
I've got it

1277
01:32:07,315 --> 01:32:08,316
Oh, whoa

1278
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:10,652
If you want it,
come and get it

1279
01:32:10,736 --> 01:32:11,820
I've got it

1280
01:32:11,903 --> 01:32:12,863
Oh, whoa

1281
01:32:12,946 --> 01:32:14,990
If you need it,
come and get it

1282
01:32:15,073 --> 01:32:16,032
I've got it

1283
01:32:16,116 --> 01:32:17,159
Ahh

1284
01:32:17,242 --> 01:32:19,661
I'm a pro
when it comes to the getaway

1285
01:32:19,745 --> 01:32:21,705
So don't even
try to follow me

1286
01:32:21,747 --> 01:32:23,665
Bonnie and Clyde,
me and my lady

1287
01:32:23,749 --> 01:32:26,126
Right on down
to the end of the story

1288
01:32:26,209 --> 01:32:28,336
I'm wanted in so many countries

1289
01:32:28,420 --> 01:32:30,630
Not even the feds can catch me

1290
01:32:30,714 --> 01:32:31,923
'Cause I am made to run

1291
01:32:32,007 --> 01:32:34,676
In this profession
there is no other like me

1292
01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:36,887
If you want it,
come and get it

1293
01:32:36,970 --> 01:32:38,013
I've got it

1294
01:32:38,096 --> 01:32:39,056
Oh, whoa

1295
01:32:39,139 --> 01:32:41,266
If you need it,
come and get it

1296
01:32:41,349 --> 01:32:42,392
I've got it

1297
01:32:42,476 --> 01:32:43,518
Oh, whoa

1298
01:32:43,602 --> 01:32:45,729
If you want it,
come and get it

1299
01:32:45,771 --> 01:32:46,855
I've got it

1300
01:32:46,938 --> 01:32:47,939
Oh, whoa

1301
01:32:48,023 --> 01:32:49,941
If you need it,
come and get it

1302
01:32:50,025 --> 01:32:51,109
I've got it

1303
01:32:51,193 --> 01:32:52,235
Oh, yeah

1304
01:32:52,319 --> 01:32:54,571
What you think you saw,
you did not see

1305
01:32:54,654 --> 01:32:56,740
'Cause it's so easy for me

1306
01:32:56,823 --> 01:32:59,076
To get away
from sharks and security

1307
01:32:59,159 --> 01:33:01,203
I love to challenge my ability

1308
01:33:01,286 --> 01:33:03,538
So never underestimate me

1309
01:33:03,580 --> 01:33:05,707
I'm versatile with agility

1310
01:33:05,791 --> 01:33:08,043
Don't you be surprised
if you lose the prize

1311
01:33:08,126 --> 01:33:09,836
'Cause I've done this before

1312
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:11,880
If you want it,
come and get it

1313
01:33:11,963 --> 01:33:13,048
I've got it

1314
01:33:13,131 --> 01:33:14,174
Oh, whoa

1315
01:33:14,257 --> 01:33:16,301
If you need it,
come and get it

1316
01:33:16,385 --> 01:33:17,386
I've got it

1317
01:33:17,427 --> 01:33:18,428
Oh, yeah

1318
01:33:19,679 --> 01:33:20,889
Yo

1319
01:33:20,931 --> 01:33:23,141
To all the ladies in the dance

1320
01:33:23,225 --> 01:33:24,351
To each and every princess

1321
01:33:24,434 --> 01:33:26,478
Hey, ah, ha, ah

1322
01:33:26,561 --> 01:33:27,562
Yo, confess

1323
01:33:27,604 --> 01:33:32,025
I lose all control when I see you
standing there in front of me

1324
01:33:32,109 --> 01:33:33,777
Your style, your clothes, your hair

1325
01:33:33,860 --> 01:33:36,530
Hey, woman, you look so sexy

1326
01:33:36,613 --> 01:33:38,448
The way you wind
and the way you dance

1327
01:33:38,532 --> 01:33:40,992
And the way that you
twist and turn your waist

1328
01:33:41,076 --> 01:33:43,286
Leaves me wanting,
leaves me yearning

1329
01:33:43,328 --> 01:33:45,455
Leaves me feeling for a taste

1330
01:33:45,539 --> 01:33:49,960
Before the end of the night

1331
01:33:50,043 --> 01:33:53,547
I wanna hold you so tight

1332
01:33:53,630 --> 01:33:54,589
So tight

1333
01:33:54,673 --> 01:33:58,135
You know I want you so much

1334
01:33:58,218 --> 01:33:59,219
So much

1335
01:33:59,302 --> 01:34:02,180
And I'm so tempted to touch

1336
01:34:02,264 --> 01:34:03,515
Yo, uh, uh

1337
01:34:03,598 --> 01:34:05,934
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1338
01:34:05,976 --> 01:34:08,019
My little woman,
man, I need you so much

1339
01:34:08,103 --> 01:34:10,439
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1340
01:34:10,480 --> 01:34:12,566
My little woman,
man, I'm inside your clutch

1341
01:34:12,649 --> 01:34:15,026
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1342
01:34:15,110 --> 01:34:17,237
My little woman,
man, I need you so much

1343
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:19,531
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1344
01:34:19,614 --> 01:34:21,908
My little woman,
man, I'm inside your clutch

1345
01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:24,286
Yo

1346
01:34:24,327 --> 01:34:26,455
To all the ladies in the dance

1347
01:34:26,496 --> 01:34:27,748
I'm lookin' at these ladies

1348
01:34:27,831 --> 01:34:30,876
Thinkin' about one of them
havin' my babies, huh

1349
01:34:30,959 --> 01:34:32,544
I don't even know your name

1350
01:34:32,627 --> 01:34:35,589
Little woman,
I don't even know your age

1351
01:34:35,672 --> 01:34:37,215
But there's somethin' about you, girl

1352
01:34:37,299 --> 01:34:39,301
When I see you winding
in front the stage

1353
01:34:39,384 --> 01:34:40,385
I'm talkin' about you

1354
01:34:40,469 --> 01:34:41,970
Please forgive me,
please excuse me

1355
01:34:42,012 --> 01:34:43,513
But there is nothing else
that a man can do

1356
01:34:43,555 --> 01:34:44,598
Excuse me

1357
01:34:44,681 --> 01:34:46,516
I can't help myself, little woman

1358
01:34:46,558 --> 01:34:48,852
I just need to be next to you

1359
01:34:48,894 --> 01:34:51,938
Before the end of the night

1360
01:34:52,022 --> 01:34:53,398
Before the end of the night, huh

1361
01:34:53,482 --> 01:34:56,985
I wanna hold you so tight

1362
01:34:57,069 --> 01:34:58,070
Wanna hold you

1363
01:34:58,153 --> 01:35:01,073
You know I want you so much

1364
01:35:01,156 --> 01:35:02,407
Want you so much, huh

1365
01:35:02,491 --> 01:35:05,994
And I'm so tempted to touch

1366
01:35:06,078 --> 01:35:07,079
Come on, huh

1367
01:35:07,162 --> 01:35:09,289
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1368
01:35:09,373 --> 01:35:11,500
My little woman,
man, I need you so much

1369
01:35:11,583 --> 01:35:13,877
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1370
01:35:13,960 --> 01:35:16,004
My little woman,
man, I'm inside your clutch

1371
01:35:16,088 --> 01:35:18,382
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1372
01:35:18,465 --> 01:35:20,550
My little woman,
man, I need you so much

1373
01:35:20,634 --> 01:35:23,929
Na na na-na-na-na na-na

1374
01:35:24,721 --> 01:35:28,683
Na na na-na-na-na na-na

1375
01:35:28,725 --> 01:35:30,519
Yeah

1376
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:33,647
She's got the touch
I love so much

1377
01:35:33,730 --> 01:35:36,358
That's all I ever wanted

1378
01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:39,319
I'm surely God-blessed

1379
01:35:39,403 --> 01:35:43,365
Uh, under her spell
she had me crushed

1380
01:35:43,448 --> 01:35:45,951
I sworn I was anointed

1381
01:35:46,034 --> 01:35:49,371
Got caught by her magic

1382
01:35:49,413 --> 01:35:53,208
Ah, she had me
drooling for a while

1383
01:35:53,250 --> 01:35:55,168
With her sexual motion

1384
01:35:55,252 --> 01:35:58,004
Like taking candy from a child

1385
01:35:58,088 --> 01:36:00,048
Suck on her love potion

1386
01:36:00,132 --> 01:36:03,385
I can't believe
the changes I've made

1387
01:36:03,427 --> 01:36:06,555
Since I met my baby

1388
01:36:07,264 --> 01:36:10,892
You know,
she drive me crazy

1389
01:36:10,934 --> 01:36:12,477
On and on

1390
01:36:12,561 --> 01:36:15,647
What a beautiful lady

1391
01:36:15,731 --> 01:36:17,482
On and on

1392
01:36:17,566 --> 01:36:20,569
She drives me crazy

1393
01:36:20,610 --> 01:36:22,154
On an on

1394
01:36:22,237 --> 01:36:25,407
And there's no ifs nor maybes,
she goes

1395
01:36:25,490 --> 01:36:27,409
On and on

1396
01:36:27,451 --> 01:36:29,369
Yeah-eah

1397
01:36:29,453 --> 01:36:32,748
Like a volcano she erupt

1398
01:36:32,789 --> 01:36:34,708
Blowing up my pager

1399
01:36:34,791 --> 01:36:37,919
Every minute, every hour

1400
01:36:37,961 --> 01:36:39,129
Whoo-whoo, yeah

1401
01:36:39,212 --> 01:36:42,257
I realize she likes my stuff

1402
01:36:42,340 --> 01:36:44,801
I chose the right flavor

1403
01:36:44,843 --> 01:36:47,929
This moment I will savor

1404
01:36:48,013 --> 01:36:49,014
Lord

1405
01:36:49,097 --> 01:36:52,184
I've never trusted pretty smiles

1406
01:36:52,267 --> 01:36:54,102
'Cause looks are deceivin'

1407
01:36:54,144 --> 01:36:56,772
Sexy want my love profound

1408
01:36:56,813 --> 01:36:59,149
Some pretty girls are misleading

1409
01:36:59,232 --> 01:37:01,651
Lesson learned,
don't judge a book

1410
01:37:01,693 --> 01:37:05,030
By looking at the cover

1411
01:37:05,739 --> 01:37:09,659
You know, she drive me crazy