1 00:00:02,553 --> 00:00:04,185 REPORTER 1: Were there any witnesses to the abduction? 2 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:05,721 WILL: The department will make an announcement later this afternoon. 3 00:00:05,789 --> 00:00:07,021 REPORTER 2: Do you have a description of the killer? 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,590 WILL: Not at this time. 5 00:00:08,659 --> 00:00:10,359 REPORTER 3: Mrs. Hoyt, can you tell us where your daughter 6 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:11,993 was last seen before she was abducted? 7 00:00:12,062 --> 00:00:14,529 She was walking home from Third Street Elementary, 8 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:17,599 just like she's done 100 times before. 9 00:00:17,668 --> 00:00:19,568 We only live a block away. 10 00:00:20,404 --> 00:00:21,570 (ALL TALKING) 11 00:00:21,639 --> 00:00:24,473 If there's anyone who can help find who did this, 12 00:00:24,541 --> 00:00:27,509 please, for my little girl... 13 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:30,245 Please, please... 14 00:00:30,314 --> 00:00:31,613 WILL: It's okay. Please. Please. 15 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,816 (REPORTERS CLAMORING) 16 00:00:37,854 --> 00:00:40,789 It's our anniversary. April second. One year. 17 00:00:42,993 --> 00:00:44,058 You're kidding. 18 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,695 No. We kissed on my porch. 19 00:00:46,764 --> 00:00:48,897 We kissed at the science fair before them. 20 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,131 Why did you retain that? 21 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,266 You know, it's not the same thing. 22 00:00:51,335 --> 00:00:52,734 We were all, "Should we or shouldn't we" 23 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:53,935 for the longest time, 24 00:00:54,004 --> 00:00:56,070 and then, that night on the porch, 25 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,206 we definitely took the plunge. 26 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,074 We should celebrate. Sure. 27 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,976 Stop talking like this in public. 28 00:01:02,045 --> 00:01:03,345 Are you saying that you don't remember 29 00:01:03,414 --> 00:01:04,680 when we first became official? 30 00:01:04,748 --> 00:01:06,548 Bye-bye. 31 00:01:06,617 --> 00:01:08,850 I can't believe you remember the day and everything. 32 00:01:08,919 --> 00:01:09,951 (GIGGLES) 33 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:11,787 My lips are an alarm clock. 34 00:01:11,855 --> 00:01:12,954 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 35 00:01:13,023 --> 00:01:13,988 (IMITATING BELL RINGING) One year. 36 00:01:14,057 --> 00:01:16,858 History. French Revolution. 37 00:01:16,927 --> 00:01:18,193 Au revoir, baby. 38 00:01:18,261 --> 00:01:20,529 Don't mark me, dude. 39 00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:22,397 Biology closet, 2:15. 40 00:01:24,201 --> 00:01:26,167 Come on, lover boy. We're late for Spanish. 41 00:01:26,236 --> 00:01:27,268 ADAM: Okay, okay. 42 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,038 Oh. 43 00:01:30,106 --> 00:01:31,406 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. 44 00:01:31,475 --> 00:01:32,874 I didn't... 45 00:01:32,943 --> 00:01:34,609 Oh, no, but you shouldn't be. 46 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,878 I startled you, so I'm the guilty party. 47 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:39,414 God feels guilt? 48 00:01:39,483 --> 00:01:41,817 Such an interesting question. 49 00:01:41,885 --> 00:01:43,552 Of all the life on Earth, 50 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,654 only humans experience guilt. 51 00:01:45,723 --> 00:01:47,422 Or innocence, for that matter. 52 00:01:47,491 --> 00:01:50,959 Dogs don't. Birds don't. Fish don't. 53 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:52,644 Okay, I got it. 54 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:55,813 You see, you're the only creatures with a conscience. 55 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:58,082 The only ones able to distinguish 56 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,518 between right and wrong. 57 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,320 Recognizing it is the real problem, though, isn't it? 58 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:06,425 Don't you love exploring such a complex issue? 59 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,659 You should join mock trial. 60 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,728 They love talking about these things, too. 61 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,330 Mock trial? 62 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:12,847 Oh, yes. The legal system affords you 63 00:02:12,916 --> 00:02:15,249 so many ways to look at guilt and innocence. 64 00:02:15,318 --> 00:02:16,484 You missed a few papers. 65 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,319 I don't want you to overlook anything. 66 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,789 How about one day I get to ask you to do something? 67 00:02:32,169 --> 00:02:33,168 Here you go. 68 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:34,669 Thank you. 69 00:02:37,441 --> 00:02:39,307 Ah, hey, look at this. 70 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:42,277 You actually showed. 71 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:44,613 I never thought I'd see you again. 72 00:02:44,681 --> 00:02:46,381 I just needed some time 73 00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:48,216 to think things over. 74 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,402 What can I get you? 75 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,669 Green tea, please. 76 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:54,439 So, um, God's looking good to you again? 77 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,041 It's not that. 78 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:57,776 I just have things to deal with at home. 79 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,110 You know that. 80 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,445 So you just needed some time away 81 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,681 from the ever-present one. 82 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,266 How'd that go? 83 00:03:04,335 --> 00:03:06,435 Is all the gloating really necessary? 84 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:09,071 No. Just one of the perks. 85 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:11,806 You know, teaching the Catechism can get a little dull. 86 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,424 So, did you bring your notebook? 87 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:14,492 Okay, then... 88 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:15,693 Thank you. 89 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,498 Now, where were we? 90 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:22,700 Um, confession. 91 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,069 Uh-huh. 92 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:26,171 The sacrament of reconciliation, 93 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,506 conversion, repentance. 94 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:31,676 Whoa, first day back and already I'm feeling like a bad person. 95 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,212 (CHUCKLES) It's not about feeling bad. 96 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,314 Confession is a sacrament that's used 97 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,283 to celebrate God's limitless capacity 98 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:39,785 to forgive. You know? 99 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,552 He knew we'd feel guilty all the time, 100 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,337 so he gave us a way to deal with it. 101 00:03:43,406 --> 00:03:44,438 Well, that's beautiful. 102 00:03:44,507 --> 00:03:47,809 And, um, in the spirit of confession, 103 00:03:47,878 --> 00:03:48,943 I should probably tell you that 104 00:03:49,012 --> 00:03:50,178 Kevin and I are dating. 105 00:03:50,246 --> 00:03:51,346 He's been too freaked out to tell you. 106 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,367 Oh? 107 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,937 Yeah. So, the key is 108 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,856 the sacraments are an outward sign 109 00:04:00,924 --> 00:04:03,091 of inner Grace. 110 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,309 Is this weird for you? 111 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,627 It's weird for you. 112 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:10,148 No. No, no... It's terrific. 113 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:11,650 Because he's so cute 114 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,151 and sensitive. 115 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,753 I mean, he listens... 116 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:17,088 Okay. All right. Absolutely. 117 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:20,575 Let's just go back to confession. 118 00:04:20,644 --> 00:04:23,578 Well, I'm not gonna tell you any details, if that's what you mean. 119 00:04:23,647 --> 00:04:24,979 (CHUCKLES) 120 00:04:25,916 --> 00:04:28,383 Okay, um, confession. 121 00:04:32,456 --> 00:04:33,488 (CLEARS THROAT) 122 00:04:33,557 --> 00:04:35,590 Shut up. Why are you here? 123 00:04:35,659 --> 00:04:39,394 Well, because we are creatures with a conscience. 124 00:04:40,263 --> 00:04:41,663 But you... 125 00:04:41,732 --> 00:04:43,799 Victim of the ruling class. 126 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,801 Hear ye, hear ye. 127 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,002 Mock trial is now in session. 128 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,505 I'm Mr. Harbison, 129 00:04:50,574 --> 00:04:53,374 civics teacher and legal enthusiast. 130 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,394 He even has his own gavel. 131 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,912 This is gonna be ugly. 132 00:04:57,981 --> 00:05:00,097 If he pulls out one of those giant wigs, I'm out of here. 133 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,634 You're Polk. 134 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,470 Miss Hoder sent you because you're failing history. 135 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,805 Not failing. 136 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:08,607 Refusing to answer questions 137 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:10,375 about our so-called justice system, 138 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,978 which everyone knows is a corrupt capitalist farce. 139 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,596 Excellent. You'll be the defense attorney. 140 00:05:15,665 --> 00:05:18,199 What? N-no. I just want to do my time and leave. 141 00:05:18,268 --> 00:05:20,318 Not without a fair trial. 142 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,469 (CHUCKLES) 143 00:05:21,537 --> 00:05:22,904 Mock trial was created 144 00:05:22,973 --> 00:05:25,057 by the American Bar Association 145 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,992 in order to teach youngsters 146 00:05:27,061 --> 00:05:29,127 how the court system works. 147 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,296 A hypothetical case is assigned, 148 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,899 using the time-tested structure 149 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,967 of a well-known fairy tale. 150 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,687 In this case, Jack and the Beanstalk. 151 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,791 Wait. We're trying Jack, 152 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:44,542 from Jack and the Beanstalk? 153 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:47,012 For the murder of the giant. 154 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,164 I don't understand. I mean, Jack obviously did it. 155 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,665 Any five-year-old knows that. 156 00:05:50,734 --> 00:05:52,000 It was self-defense, dude. 157 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:53,635 The giant was trying to eat him. 158 00:05:53,703 --> 00:05:56,505 (SCOFFS) Jack broke in and stole stuff. 159 00:05:56,573 --> 00:06:00,308 That's breaking and entering and murder one. 160 00:06:00,377 --> 00:06:02,944 Am I hearing the sound of a prosecutor? 161 00:06:03,013 --> 00:06:05,613 Oh, no. I... 162 00:06:05,682 --> 00:06:06,715 Sorry. I can't help myself. 163 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,982 My dad's a cop. 164 00:06:08,051 --> 00:06:09,217 You'll need this, 165 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,535 A Basic Approach to Law. 166 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,870 Oh, you know, I really don't want to. 167 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,241 HARBISON: Welcome to mock trial, counselor. 168 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:17,776 (BANGS GAVEL) 169 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,544 Detective? 170 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,679 Detective Girardi? 171 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:22,781 WILL: Yeah. 172 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:26,451 Yeah. I recognize you from the TV. 173 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,320 I'm James Karon. 174 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,990 Yes. The front desk said you had some information 175 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,291 about the Hoyt girl? 176 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:39,898 I killed her. 177 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:43,984 It was me. 178 00:06:46,089 --> 00:06:47,722 I don't get it. I mean, 179 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,657 why would I kill a giant? 180 00:06:49,726 --> 00:06:52,026 He had food. You were oppressed, 181 00:06:52,095 --> 00:06:53,194 poor. 182 00:06:54,397 --> 00:06:56,497 She roped you in? 183 00:06:56,566 --> 00:06:57,965 You're gonna be Jack? 184 00:06:58,034 --> 00:06:59,133 I don't think I said yes. 185 00:06:59,202 --> 00:07:00,801 Oh, 186 00:07:00,870 --> 00:07:02,570 you are so guilty. 187 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:05,207 She says I'm not responsible for my actions. 188 00:07:05,275 --> 00:07:06,408 Right. Yeah. 189 00:07:06,476 --> 00:07:08,476 My client was a working man 190 00:07:08,545 --> 00:07:09,977 exploited by the interests of the wealthy, 191 00:07:10,046 --> 00:07:11,379 i.e. one Mr. Giant. 192 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:13,181 Huh. You're actually getting into this. 193 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:16,017 I'm gonna prove law doesn't apply to the common man, 194 00:07:16,086 --> 00:07:17,819 and Hoder is going to regret the day 195 00:07:17,887 --> 00:07:19,821 she sent me to mock trial. 196 00:07:19,889 --> 00:07:21,573 GRACE: See you in court, counselor. 197 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:24,225 Hey, look. 198 00:07:24,294 --> 00:07:25,860 JOAN: Bonnie's got a new boyfriend. 199 00:07:25,929 --> 00:07:28,346 Ew! How weird does he have to be? 200 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,150 Yeah. 201 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:34,619 So you're not gonna mind if I tear you apart on the stand, 202 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:35,920 are you, my little felon? 203 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,055 I'm a victim. 204 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,189 (CHUCKLES) 205 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,590 Oh, hey, I know another place we can go 206 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,726 for our anniversary. 207 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,061 The Unurban? 208 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,462 Remember that coffee shop that exhibited your stuff? 209 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,330 Oh, yeah. Sure. 210 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:47,732 Wherever you want. Okay. 211 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,035 Oh, man, uh... 212 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,570 I'm supposed to be at work at 4:00. 213 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,106 I hope Michael's paying you overtime. 214 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,407 You've been working like crazy. 215 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,277 I have to pay my defense attorney. 216 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,344 (CHUCKLES) 217 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,680 Call you later, okay? 218 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,782 You're going down, Jack. Going down. 219 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,071 (EXASPERATED SIGH) 220 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,642 JOAN: Come on! 221 00:08:15,679 --> 00:08:16,778 You better prepare. 222 00:08:16,846 --> 00:08:18,479 This trial could get personal, Joan. 223 00:08:19,616 --> 00:08:21,349 Reality check. 224 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,518 Shouldn't God be able to remember this is a fake trial 225 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:24,619 about a fairy tale? 226 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:29,658 Symbols and metaphors can stir up a lot of passion. 227 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:30,825 You know, wars have been waged 228 00:08:30,894 --> 00:08:32,276 over what a flag represents. 229 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,095 Is this about Grace? 230 00:08:34,164 --> 00:08:35,163 Because she doesn't even believe 231 00:08:35,231 --> 00:08:37,748 in the legal system. 232 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:40,468 Oh. Am I supposed to let her win 233 00:08:40,536 --> 00:08:42,587 to show her how important this all is? 234 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,722 Would it be right to let a guilty person go free? 235 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,842 So I should wipe her out? 236 00:08:58,287 --> 00:08:59,587 ( POLICE RADIO CHATTERING) 237 00:08:59,656 --> 00:09:01,689 What was the murder weapon? 238 00:09:02,726 --> 00:09:03,958 A knife. 239 00:09:04,828 --> 00:09:06,093 I don't know how long it was. 240 00:09:06,162 --> 00:09:09,731 Eight inches, maybe. Stainless steel. 241 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,866 You could find it under the floorboards in my kitchen 242 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:14,569 with the shirt I was wearing. 243 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,971 How many times did you stab her? 244 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,039 Five, I think. 245 00:09:20,109 --> 00:09:23,678 And where on her body did you stab her? 246 00:09:23,747 --> 00:09:25,413 Look, do we have to talk about this? 247 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,783 Yes. Yes, we do. 248 00:09:31,021 --> 00:09:33,054 In the stomach and the chest. 249 00:09:33,122 --> 00:09:34,922 And once in the back. 250 00:09:35,726 --> 00:09:37,692 That was the first time. 251 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,829 I didn't want to touch her face. 252 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,765 She was so pretty. 253 00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:52,440 KARON: I saw that woman, 254 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:54,775 her mother, on TV. 255 00:09:56,479 --> 00:09:58,112 I saw what I did to her. 256 00:09:59,949 --> 00:10:02,016 The pain and suffering that I caused. 257 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,554 I just couldn't live with it anymore. 258 00:10:12,295 --> 00:10:15,296 Hmm. Did you know that if you admit you did something, 259 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,132 it's less of a crime than if you deny it? 260 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,533 I didn't know it was the last piece of cheese. Kill me. 261 00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:21,236 Interesting. A guilty conscience 262 00:10:21,304 --> 00:10:23,271 always rises to the surface. 263 00:10:23,339 --> 00:10:25,206 I was actually talking about mock trial. 264 00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:27,608 What is that? 265 00:10:27,677 --> 00:10:29,377 A Dagwood. A sandwich named for the husband 266 00:10:29,445 --> 00:10:30,945 of the long running comic strip Blondie. 267 00:10:31,014 --> 00:10:33,447 See, his constant hunger could only be satiated 268 00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:34,949 by making a foot-tall sandwich. 269 00:10:35,018 --> 00:10:36,151 Oh, Grace was right. 270 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,852 (CLEARS THROAT) 271 00:10:37,921 --> 00:10:39,670 Some things just should not be remembered. 272 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,073 Look, when you're done inhaling the entire deli section, 273 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,108 I'm gonna need your geek services 274 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,776 in compiling some data. 275 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,512 Sorry, Joan. I'm already serving 276 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,014 as legal advisor to the defense. 277 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,384 You're helping Grace? 278 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,753 What happened to blood is thicker than water? 279 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,389 Got trumped by make-out sessions in the biology closet. 280 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,725 Well, I guess that leaves you on the losing team. 281 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,127 (CLEARS THROAT) 282 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,747 Jack is totally guilty. 283 00:11:05,816 --> 00:11:08,516 The only question is, can I up the charges? 284 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,319 Murder in the commission of a felony carries LWOP, 285 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:14,055 life without parole. 286 00:11:14,123 --> 00:11:15,222 Don't you think it's weird that 287 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,357 you're prosecuting your boyfriend? 288 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,859 Can it, Sigmund. 289 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,427 No, really. This sounds like a classic case 290 00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:20,662 of playing out latent feelings 291 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,847 of resentment and aggression. 292 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,465 Things are fine. 293 00:11:24,534 --> 00:11:26,066 It's our anniversary. 294 00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:29,954 Yeah. But I know how weird it was when you two 295 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,489 went away for the night. 296 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,958 I don't think you should be the one hosting Loveline. 297 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,494 Your love life consists of making out next to jars 298 00:11:36,546 --> 00:11:38,445 of pickled frogs. 299 00:11:38,515 --> 00:11:39,514 Adam and I are fine. 300 00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:03,971 You don't have to go. 301 00:12:06,409 --> 00:12:09,143 My parents won't be home for a long time. 302 00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:18,218 I think it'd be nice sometime to talk. 303 00:12:21,925 --> 00:12:23,190 You know about Joan. 304 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,827 I didn't lie about anything. Okay? 305 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,100 Yeah, I know. 306 00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:35,703 It's cool. 307 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,884 ♪ Are you waiting alone ♪ 308 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,845 So, I tried to go to sleep, 309 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,114 but I just laid there thinking about the case. 310 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,183 How you just have to pay for what you did. 311 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:06,350 I mean, Mrs. Giant gave you food, 312 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,853 but you still went back and stole from her. 313 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:12,056 Jane, you and Grace have to get a grip, okay? 314 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,225 ADAM: It's not real. 315 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,360 Well, we'll be in court. 316 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,628 And then it will be personal. 317 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,730 Grace is going to see 318 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,297 that laws have a purpose. 319 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,766 Good luck. She's going at this 320 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,534 like she's bringing down Enron. 321 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,469 Oh, she's just justifying immoral behavior 322 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,071 because of a past injustice. 323 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,840 That's a society based on revenge. 324 00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,408 Like before the Magna Carta. 325 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,676 Actually, it's in this book, 326 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,145 which is pretty cool... 327 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,013 Hey, watch it, moron! 328 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,582 Are you okay? 329 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,435 Yeah, sure. I'm fine. 330 00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:50,511 (SIGHS) 331 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,146 Jane. An airbrush? 332 00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:54,448 Yeah. 333 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,350 Anniversary present. 334 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,555 I was going to give it to you on Friday night. 335 00:14:00,623 --> 00:14:03,074 I've been saving up for this for months. 336 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,560 Well, I didn't want to have to watch you 337 00:14:05,629 --> 00:14:07,811 drool in the art supply store anymore. 338 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,650 What's wrong? You look like you're gonna hurl. 339 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,670 I thought we said we weren't getting each other big presents. 340 00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:17,171 I know, but you've been working so hard, 341 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,622 and I wanted you to have it. 342 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:21,709 Don't I get a hug? 343 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,461 Yeah. 344 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,143 Thanks for coming in, Mrs. Hoyt. 345 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,211 Have you caught him? 346 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,919 A man came in yesterday and confessed. 347 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,889 His story matches the details of the crime. 348 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:56,494 The lab ran tests on his shirt and the murder weapon. 349 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,196 They found blood and hair that matches Melissa's. 350 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,668 Have you, uh, ever seen him before? 351 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,341 Mmm-mmm. 352 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,013 So just like that, it's over. 353 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,967 He's gonna be arraigned tomorrow. 354 00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:21,853 So Melissa will get justice. 355 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,254 I guess that's all I can hope for. 356 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,425 Knowing that he's been caught, 357 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,727 I, uh... 358 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:36,250 I haven't been able to let my little boy go to school. 359 00:15:36,319 --> 00:15:38,486 You know, I mean I just kept thinking 360 00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:39,587 he was... 361 00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:42,590 (SOBS) 362 00:15:44,894 --> 00:15:46,126 Yeah. Maybe now. 363 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:51,832 Maybe now. 364 00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:54,869 Thank you. 365 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,223 (SOBBING) 366 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,697 Preparing the case, Joan? 367 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,734 Yes. Does God want to sit second chair? 368 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,137 This one you're gonna have to figure out for yourself. 369 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,189 Oh, well, there's a first. 370 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,007 I can't believe they're going for self-defense. 371 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,675 He so killed that guy. 372 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,212 Everyone has their own rationale for why things happen. 373 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,548 Yeah, and sometimes things are either wrong or right. 374 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,983 You said so yourself. 375 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:29,620 Yes, but figuring it out can be a real trial. 376 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,991 Cute. (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 377 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,293 You see, a trial is just an outward representation 378 00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,996 of what goes on inside people all the time. 379 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,731 The moral debate. Am I good or bad? 380 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,768 How do I behave in this or that situation? 381 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,302 It's a state of examination 382 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,138 where, hopefully, you find the truth. 383 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,310 Have I done something that I don't know about? 384 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,812 I shouldn't bother you anymore. 385 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,080 You have a lot to do. 386 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,282 No. See, if you answer the question, 387 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,917 then you're not bothering me. 388 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,552 Knock 'em dead, Matlock. 389 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,473 Matlock? What are you, like a million? 390 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,542 Oh, that's right. You are. 391 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,679 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. 392 00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:15,049 (LAUGHS) That sounds so old school. 393 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,051 MALLORY: How long has it been since your last confession? 394 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,370 Father Ken, is that you? 395 00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:21,572 Helen? 396 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,840 Oh, what a surprise. 397 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:24,041 Is everything okay? 398 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:27,578 Oh, yeah. I'm back in catechism class, 399 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,614 and, uh, we're covering confession, 400 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,265 so I though I'd do a field trip. 401 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,867 Wonderful. 402 00:17:32,936 --> 00:17:35,786 So, uh, how long has it been? 403 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:39,273 Um, I'm not sure the exact date, 404 00:17:39,342 --> 00:17:41,609 but Ford had just pardoned Nixon, 405 00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:43,510 so I felt inspired. 406 00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:45,596 I see. Well, welcome back. 407 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,198 Um, why don't we skip the Reagan and the Clinton years, 408 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,384 and we'll start with something more recent. 409 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,352 (SIGHS) 410 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,223 Sometimes I nap 411 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,442 through planning period at school. 412 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,594 A few times. 413 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,447 I'm sure God understands. 414 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,983 What else? 415 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,038 And 416 00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:14,891 sometimes I give students As 417 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,078 when they only deserve Bs. 418 00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:20,481 That's about it. Thanks. 419 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,600 Helen. 420 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,403 Okay, but, um, can we do this somewhere else? 421 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,221 I feel like I'm in The Exorcist. 422 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,941 Please state your name for the record. 423 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,843 Jack. 424 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,179 My last name isn't Beanstalk, is it? 425 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,513 No. 426 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:38,082 Profession? 427 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,350 Farmer. 428 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,921 Why did your mother ask you to sell your cow? 429 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,140 I can't do it, Grace. 430 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,908 I can't do this right now. 431 00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:49,377 Are you gonna bail on me? 432 00:18:51,014 --> 00:18:52,213 Hey. 433 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:53,414 Did your girlfriend get to you? 434 00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:55,082 No. It's just... 435 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:57,418 What? 436 00:18:59,122 --> 00:19:00,388 I cheated on Joan. 437 00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:16,520 Say something. 438 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,022 What? What do you want from me? 439 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,161 It was just sex, a couple of times. 440 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,863 It didn't mean anything. 441 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,066 And you had to tell me this why? 442 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,001 I don't know. 443 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,738 I had to tell someone. 444 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,974 I figured you'd understand. 445 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,509 You're the one with the view on relationships 446 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,977 not being possessive and everything. 447 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,129 So I'm supposed to tell you it's okay? 448 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,431 Well, yeah. 449 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:46,100 Yeah... No... 450 00:19:46,169 --> 00:19:47,685 I don't know... Look, dude, 451 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,537 don't drag me into this. 452 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,705 So you think people are supposed to own each other? 453 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,840 It doesn't matter what I think. 454 00:19:53,909 --> 00:19:56,243 It matters what you think and what Girardi thinks, 455 00:19:56,312 --> 00:19:58,246 and I think you know what that's gonna be. 456 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,436 I'm sorry, okay, but it's over. 457 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,489 It was Bonnie, and... 458 00:20:08,558 --> 00:20:10,874 No, no, no. I don't want details. 459 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,860 You're not going to say anything, are you? 460 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,930 No. 461 00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:17,765 But thanks for putting me in the middle of this. 462 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,199 I've missed this in my life. 463 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,732 So I've been overtaken by these angry, negative feelings 464 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:39,136 about a certain ex-nun. 465 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,906 Anger can be very destructive. 466 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,176 (SIGHS) What am I supposed to feel? 467 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,079 She's dating my son. 468 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:52,450 And it's weird, and it feels wrong and awful, 469 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:55,702 and I hate it, and I want them to stop. 470 00:20:55,772 --> 00:20:59,123 So you want to put your happiness before theirs? 471 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,726 I want them both to be happy. 472 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,811 I do. Just not with each other. 473 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,463 Because your son could get hurt. 474 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,031 No, because... 475 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:10,734 (SIGHS) 476 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,420 I could lose Lilly, 477 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,022 and she's... 478 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,475 She's more than a teacher, 479 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:19,560 she's a friend. 480 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,880 A nasty, abrasive, 481 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,848 honest friend, 482 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,384 and I need that. 483 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,937 (SIGHS) And when their relationship ends, and it will... 484 00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:33,189 (SIGHS) 485 00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,959 I have to take Kevin's side. 486 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:39,095 So what's that gonna do to our friendship? 487 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:42,633 Oh, God, I'm such a horrible person. I feel... 488 00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:46,053 So guilty. 489 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:51,758 Guilt is the spiritual equivalent of physical pain, 490 00:21:51,827 --> 00:21:54,862 and like pain, things go horribly wrong when we ignore it. 491 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:57,597 I'm not ignoring it. I confessed. 492 00:21:57,666 --> 00:21:59,199 So why don't I feel better? 493 00:21:59,268 --> 00:22:02,203 It's not enough to just say it, Helen. 494 00:22:02,271 --> 00:22:05,556 Confession only works if it's accompanied by change. 495 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,040 How about a few Hail Marys? 496 00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:08,108 Sorry. 497 00:22:08,177 --> 00:22:10,077 I'll do a lot of them. A hundred. 498 00:22:25,828 --> 00:22:26,827 (BELL RINGS) 499 00:22:29,198 --> 00:22:30,230 Hi. 500 00:22:30,299 --> 00:22:31,464 Hey. 501 00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,466 I thought you were special projecting. 502 00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:35,602 No, no. I'm not doing that anymore. 503 00:22:35,671 --> 00:22:37,270 Anything happen with Michael? 504 00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:39,372 No. No, it's just finished. 505 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,909 Oh, well, that's great, right? 506 00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:43,527 Yeah. 507 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:46,363 Means now we can spend more time with each other. 508 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:47,531 Oh. 509 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,602 Mmm. Wow. 510 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,737 You should finish special projects more often. 511 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,131 WILL: Pop tarts? 512 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,432 Not exactly brain food. 513 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,634 Let me make you some eggs. 514 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:24,869 Oh, uh, no time. 515 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,804 I have to be in court this afternoon. 516 00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,806 That sounds so cool, doesn't it? 517 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,774 As long as it's not Juvie. 518 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:34,645 No. Mock trial. Jack is going down. 519 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:38,098 Tough going up against the self-defense claim. 520 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,367 The giant was chasing Jack, right? 521 00:23:40,435 --> 00:23:42,202 That's Jack's story. 522 00:23:42,271 --> 00:23:43,570 Everyone takes his word for it 523 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:46,907 because the giant is this total mean, scary ogre, 524 00:23:46,976 --> 00:23:49,176 but Jack stole his golden goose. 525 00:23:49,245 --> 00:23:50,778 Well, the family was hungry. 526 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,097 There are mitigating circumstances. 527 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,664 Jack's family is starving, 528 00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,734 so he trades their only cow in for five crummy beans? 529 00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:58,785 Give me a break. 530 00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:01,321 Stupidity is not a crime. 531 00:24:01,390 --> 00:24:02,556 Maybe he's not stupid. 532 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:03,757 Maybe he knows those beans 533 00:24:03,826 --> 00:24:05,492 will take him to the giant's castle. 534 00:24:05,561 --> 00:24:07,544 You're arguing it was premeditated. 535 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,498 If he was starving, why didn't he harvest the beans? 536 00:24:10,566 --> 00:24:14,001 I mean, why did he have to climb that stalk instead? 537 00:24:14,069 --> 00:24:15,736 Textbook breaking and entering. 538 00:24:15,805 --> 00:24:17,070 Exactly. 539 00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:19,907 He takes what he wants, kills the giant, 540 00:24:19,976 --> 00:24:22,075 pleads self-defense. 541 00:24:22,144 --> 00:24:24,761 Sweet, young Jack is a stone-cold killer. 542 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:25,896 Nice job, counselor. 543 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,431 Thank you. 544 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,332 You know, you can't take anything at face value. 545 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,735 There's always something else going on. 546 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:34,905 That's mock trial handout 3-F. Bye, Dad. 547 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:45,132 ADAM: So I called Spumoni, 548 00:24:45,201 --> 00:24:46,866 and they don't take reservations, 549 00:24:46,935 --> 00:24:49,536 but, I, uh, told the guy in the back 550 00:24:49,605 --> 00:24:52,639 I'd pay him 10 bucks if he didn't bus the corner table for us. 551 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:54,774 That'll cost more than the whole dinner. 552 00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:57,944 Well, I wanted to remember it exactly how it was. 553 00:24:59,047 --> 00:25:01,047 Like we were. 554 00:25:01,116 --> 00:25:03,917 Stop fraternizing with the enemy, Rove. 555 00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:05,485 I hope you're ready, 556 00:25:05,554 --> 00:25:07,854 because the prosecution is locked and loaded. 557 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:08,988 You don't know the real Jack. 558 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,391 Save it for the trial. 559 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,093 Okay, I found another legal precedent for your defense, 560 00:25:13,161 --> 00:25:14,761 if other fairy tales are admissible. 561 00:25:15,964 --> 00:25:17,063 Good luck, dead man. 562 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,136 Your ID Badge. 563 00:25:23,206 --> 00:25:24,705 I don't even get a name? 564 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,340 You know who you are. 565 00:25:26,409 --> 00:25:28,676 Please hang on to that. 566 00:25:28,744 --> 00:25:30,477 Hmm. Bailiff God. 567 00:25:30,546 --> 00:25:33,314 I figured that you would be the judge or something. 568 00:25:33,382 --> 00:25:35,282 Actually, I'd prefer to stick to the sidelines, 569 00:25:35,351 --> 00:25:37,117 maintain a sense of order. 570 00:25:37,186 --> 00:25:39,553 You know, if I'm supposed to, um, 571 00:25:39,622 --> 00:25:41,088 hold back for Grace's sake, 572 00:25:41,156 --> 00:25:42,789 you should probably tell me now. 573 00:25:42,858 --> 00:25:45,542 Otherwise, she's going down. 574 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:48,945 I would never ask you to compromise what you believe to be right. 575 00:25:49,014 --> 00:25:50,513 Sounds like there's a "but" in there. 576 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:52,248 These proceedings are about justice. 577 00:25:52,317 --> 00:25:54,018 You know, it's a powerful force. 578 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:57,021 It has the power to reveal the true nature of things, 579 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,622 as well as the value of innocence. 580 00:25:58,691 --> 00:25:59,690 But he's guilty, right? 581 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,194 Hear ye, hear ye. 582 00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:07,064 Mock trial is now in session. 583 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:10,701 We are happy to welcome a real superior court judge, 584 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,602 the Honorable Patricia Claymore, 585 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,521 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 586 00:26:14,590 --> 00:26:15,822 who will be presiding. 587 00:26:17,926 --> 00:26:18,925 BOY: That's awesome. 588 00:26:24,182 --> 00:26:26,249 Someone rob the good humor man? 589 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,118 Got it from my nephew's birthday. 590 00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,586 Forgot he's lactose intolerant. 591 00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:30,754 Want a piece? 592 00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:32,789 Can't celebrate just yet. 593 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:35,125 I've been going over all the evidence in the Hoyt case. 594 00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:37,093 Problem? No. 595 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:38,361 Blood splatters on the shirt, 596 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,796 fibers, murder weapon. 597 00:26:39,865 --> 00:26:40,898 It all adds up. 598 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,132 I though that's what we were going for, 599 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,634 being cops and all. 600 00:26:43,702 --> 00:26:46,136 Yeah. Except the guy. 601 00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:48,405 It was too easy, him walking in like that. 602 00:26:48,473 --> 00:26:50,541 First timer, suffers remorse, 603 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,842 turns himself in. 604 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:52,943 It happens. 605 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,111 He did everything but type up the report. 606 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,648 Can you stop eating for a minute? 607 00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:59,416 Sorry. Was I eating? 608 00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:00,984 Yeah. 609 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,820 I wanna send the knife back to the lab. 610 00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:04,387 Will, the blood's a match. 611 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,356 I--I--I know. 612 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:08,192 I want them to look at it again, 613 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,793 as if it's all we've got. 614 00:27:09,862 --> 00:27:10,961 Sure. 615 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:17,400 Mrs. Giant, I know this must be a very difficult time for you right now, 616 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:23,073 but can you please tell us what happened when Jack came to your house? 617 00:27:24,527 --> 00:27:25,959 I let him in. 618 00:27:26,028 --> 00:27:27,928 He said he was hungry, so I gave him breakfast. 619 00:27:27,997 --> 00:27:30,230 Eggs, bacon, toast, some juice. 620 00:27:31,099 --> 00:27:32,265 Big meal. 621 00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:33,417 Then what happened? 622 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,219 GLYNIS: After my husband came home 623 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:36,520 and went to take his nap, 624 00:27:36,589 --> 00:27:37,921 Jack grabbed our golden goose 625 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,389 and ran out of the house. 626 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,907 My husband chased after him. 627 00:27:40,976 --> 00:27:42,725 He loved that goose. 628 00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,294 He just wanted it back. 629 00:27:44,362 --> 00:27:47,330 This is about more than a pet goose. 630 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,465 This is about oppression. 631 00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:52,535 History has shown that the rapacious ruling class 632 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,137 will always exploit the poor 633 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:55,806 unless someone rises up. 634 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:59,143 Objection. She's making a speech, right? 635 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,977 JUDGE: Sustained. 636 00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:03,780 Get off the soap box and ask a question, counselor. 637 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,951 When Mr. Giant came home, 638 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,453 what did you ask Jack to do? 639 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,054 I... 640 00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:13,089 I told him to hide in the cupboard. 641 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:14,390 Hmm. Why? 642 00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:16,376 My husband was a jealous man. 643 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,328 He had a temper! 644 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:21,264 So you were afraid that he would kill Jack if he saw him. 645 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:25,101 Rebuttal, Ms. Girardi. 646 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:27,487 JOAN: Yes, I just have one thing. Uh, 647 00:28:27,556 --> 00:28:29,656 Mrs. Giant, 648 00:28:29,725 --> 00:28:32,425 you said your husband was napping 649 00:28:32,494 --> 00:28:34,327 when Jack snuck out of the cupboard. 650 00:28:34,396 --> 00:28:39,499 Um, so when did Mr. Giant wake up? 651 00:28:39,568 --> 00:28:42,519 When Jack was running out with our golden goose. 652 00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:43,704 It squawked. 653 00:28:43,772 --> 00:28:44,921 (SQUAWKS) 654 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:46,239 (ALL LAUGH) 655 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,392 So, if Jack hadn't stolen the goose, 656 00:28:48,444 --> 00:28:50,827 he would've escaped without ever waking up Mr. Giant, 657 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,264 and none of us would be here today, isn't that correct? 658 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,399 Objection. Leading the witness. 659 00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,185 Overruled. 660 00:28:58,254 --> 00:28:59,836 Answer the question, ma'am. 661 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:02,005 Absolutely. Yes. 662 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,782 JOAN: Nice job, counselor, 663 00:29:12,851 --> 00:29:14,885 but wait until my cross-examination. 664 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,386 You're toast, bean boy. 665 00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:18,321 I don't know. Grace was on fire. 666 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:21,892 Law is such a joke. You can manipulate it however you want. 667 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,261 Well, I can. 668 00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:26,930 Well, there are still absolutes. 669 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,899 Or such a thing as innocence and guilt. 670 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:30,200 Says who? 671 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,302 Says very important people. 672 00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:34,253 Can we talk? 673 00:29:34,823 --> 00:29:36,456 I'm kind of busy. 674 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:38,575 Hey, Bonnie. 675 00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:42,078 Are you okay? 676 00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:44,781 You can give me two minutes. I think I deserve that. 677 00:29:49,404 --> 00:29:50,486 What's going on? 678 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:01,131 What was that all about? 679 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,699 Nothing. 680 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:06,069 Um, I, well, I lost some of her art supplies. 681 00:30:08,356 --> 00:30:09,605 She's a freak. 682 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:13,109 Adam... 683 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:15,344 SKINNY KID GOD: Please return to the courtroom! 684 00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:16,412 Court is back in session. 685 00:30:32,314 --> 00:30:33,780 Your witness, Ms. Girardi. 686 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:42,856 Um... 687 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,594 Jack, I understand you sold your cow. 688 00:30:47,662 --> 00:30:48,661 Why? 689 00:30:49,865 --> 00:30:51,565 It wasn't making milk anymore. 690 00:30:53,501 --> 00:30:55,501 And what did you get for it? 691 00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:57,203 Some magic beans. 692 00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,139 I was hungry. 693 00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:01,941 Is that why you 694 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,778 (SIGHS) 695 00:31:04,846 --> 00:31:06,713 climbed up to the Giant's house? 696 00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,398 Yeah, I was hungry. 697 00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:10,233 Hungry? 698 00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:13,186 Yeah, hungry. 699 00:31:14,172 --> 00:31:15,739 I already said that. 700 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:18,308 So maybe it was your hunger 701 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,944 that diminished your mental capacity. 702 00:31:21,012 --> 00:31:22,612 You weren't thinking clearly. 703 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:24,881 Yeah, that's right. 704 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:26,482 That would explain why you 705 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:30,070 stole the goose from the Giant, 706 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,838 because if you were thinking clearly, 707 00:31:31,907 --> 00:31:34,841 you would have realized 708 00:31:34,910 --> 00:31:37,277 how much you were risking by going over there. 709 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,064 Right? 710 00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:44,534 I guess. 711 00:31:44,587 --> 00:31:46,469 But you needed to satisfy your hunger. 712 00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:50,857 It's all you were thinking about, right? 713 00:31:55,397 --> 00:31:56,513 Yeah. 714 00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,231 But, um... 715 00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,099 Isn't she leading the witness? 716 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:02,035 Shouldn't you object or something? 717 00:32:02,104 --> 00:32:03,720 You're lying. 718 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,388 (WHISPERING) It's not like that. 719 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:08,925 Mrs. Giant had just given you a huge breakfast, 720 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:10,060 isn't that right? 721 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,145 Yeah. 722 00:32:12,214 --> 00:32:13,546 JOAN: So you weren't really hungry 723 00:32:13,615 --> 00:32:15,165 when you stole the Giant's goose, were you? 724 00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:18,301 You just took it because you wanted it. 725 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,971 That's the only reason, isn't it? 726 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,071 (CLEARS THROAT) 727 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,691 I'll rephrase the question. 728 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,360 Do you believe that just because you want something, 729 00:32:27,429 --> 00:32:29,229 that that means it is okay for you to take it 730 00:32:29,297 --> 00:32:31,197 no matter what the consequences are? 731 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,684 Answer the question! 732 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:37,987 I didn't think that far ahead. 733 00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:40,741 Did you need to steal the goose to survive, 734 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,976 or did you just want it? 735 00:32:43,979 --> 00:32:45,828 I felt like I needed it. 736 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,547 You stole the goose, and you didn't care 737 00:32:47,616 --> 00:32:49,666 who you hurt in the process, did you? 738 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:50,917 Jane. 739 00:32:52,687 --> 00:32:54,687 It wasn't like that. 740 00:32:54,756 --> 00:32:57,140 Then what was it like? 741 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,061 What? 742 00:33:02,197 --> 00:33:03,997 Objection. Badgering the witness. 743 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,787 I'm done. The prosecution rests. 744 00:33:10,855 --> 00:33:12,655 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 745 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:17,026 So, we ran a few tests on your knife. 746 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:19,896 The murder weapon? 747 00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:24,968 Funny thing is, Mr. Karon, 748 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:27,370 the edge is clean. 749 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:31,107 If that knife would have done what you say, 750 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,642 it would've hit bone. 751 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:35,344 The edge would've shown damage, even slight. 752 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,783 The knife you gave us 753 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,252 was the same as the murder weapon, 754 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:45,021 but it wasn't the murder weapon. 755 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:50,726 You work for a temp agency as a janitor. 756 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:53,096 We checked with them this morning. 757 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:55,031 March 29th, you were assigned 758 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:56,482 to the Coroner's office. 759 00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:57,550 Isn't that correct? 760 00:33:59,354 --> 00:34:01,154 Yeah. 761 00:34:01,223 --> 00:34:04,858 The night Melissa Hoyt's body was brought there. 762 00:34:04,927 --> 00:34:06,559 You knew where all the wounds were, 763 00:34:07,730 --> 00:34:09,963 how the body was found. 764 00:34:10,032 --> 00:34:12,199 You had access to the hair and the blood samples. 765 00:34:16,205 --> 00:34:17,403 (SIGHS) 766 00:34:21,944 --> 00:34:25,011 She looked so little, lying there on that table. 767 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:29,015 And that room was so cold. 768 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,455 And I kept thinking to myself, "This is somebody's baby." 769 00:34:38,927 --> 00:34:40,227 And those people... 770 00:34:44,566 --> 00:34:46,133 They just lost their child, 771 00:34:46,201 --> 00:34:47,734 and all they wanted was an answer. 772 00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:51,571 And I wanted to help them. 773 00:34:57,079 --> 00:34:58,544 I lost my little girl. 774 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:02,582 One day, she just died. 775 00:35:03,786 --> 00:35:04,918 Her heart stopped. 776 00:35:06,588 --> 00:35:07,954 She was three years old. 777 00:35:10,008 --> 00:35:11,408 No one could tell me why. 778 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,615 And I couldn't live with that. 779 00:35:21,186 --> 00:35:23,520 I couldn't live with the fact that I had no answer. 780 00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:27,990 I left my house one day, 781 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:31,127 and I just, I just... 782 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,369 I never really did anything with my life. 783 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,439 You know, I just... 784 00:35:44,826 --> 00:35:46,492 I just wanted to help these people. 785 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:52,581 I just wanted to give them an answer, that's all. 786 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:57,820 I'm sorry. 787 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:11,868 See? The law is precise, Grace. 788 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,370 It has a mathematical construct 789 00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:15,438 into which the moral variables must be placed. 790 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,207 I mean, your idealism has no part in it. 791 00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:18,408 Zip it, dude. 792 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:21,311 Congratulations, Ms. Girardi. 793 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,914 Quite an achievement for a novice. 794 00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,715 Thanks, feels good. 795 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,125 Well, 796 00:36:36,962 --> 00:36:39,262 seems like everybody knows something but me. 797 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,180 I'm definitely out of the loop here. 798 00:36:41,249 --> 00:36:43,249 I think we should leave you two alone. 799 00:36:43,317 --> 00:36:44,334 JOAN: Yeah, I think so, too. 800 00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:03,353 I always trusted you. 801 00:37:20,922 --> 00:37:23,306 (WHIMPERING) I am so sorry. 802 00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,359 It didn't mean anything. 803 00:37:27,428 --> 00:37:28,777 It was just a hook-up, 804 00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:30,730 and I thought that's the way it would be. 805 00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:32,598 And... 806 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,918 I just kept thinking that it could stay like that. 807 00:37:35,971 --> 00:37:38,221 That it could just be about sex. 808 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:39,873 Sex? 809 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,195 You had sex with Bonnie? 810 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:54,537 Because I wouldn't? 811 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:56,406 No. I don't know. 812 00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:57,523 I... 813 00:38:00,395 --> 00:38:02,946 It kind of just happened, I mean... 814 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:09,218 I love you, Jane. I love you so much. 815 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,270 Nobody will ever be what you are to me, 816 00:38:11,339 --> 00:38:13,790 and if I could take it back, then... 817 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:20,162 I understand why you don't wanna have sex, okay? 818 00:38:20,232 --> 00:38:22,632 But I just thought that with Bonnie... 819 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,401 Shut up. I don't wanna hear it. 820 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,438 I don't wanna hear you try to convince yourself that what you did was okay. 821 00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:34,994 How long have you been lying to me? 822 00:38:36,497 --> 00:38:38,364 I wanted to tell you. 823 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:45,788 And I just wanna get over this. 824 00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:47,907 You don't understand. 825 00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:50,776 We're not gonna get over this. 826 00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:55,314 You gave her a... 827 00:38:58,486 --> 00:39:00,303 A part of yourself 828 00:39:02,657 --> 00:39:04,257 because I wouldn't sleep with you? 829 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:09,695 But you had my heart, Adam. 830 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,399 And that's what you took with you 831 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:16,001 when you went to hook up with her. 832 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:18,955 Jane. 833 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,692 No, we're done. 834 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:28,430 It's over. 835 00:39:34,889 --> 00:39:37,823 ♪ I'm through with 836 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:42,428 ♪ Promises in the air 837 00:39:46,033 --> 00:39:48,668 ♪ I can't swear and curse 838 00:39:48,736 --> 00:39:52,938 ♪ And nobody's there 839 00:39:55,543 --> 00:40:00,145 ♪ You said you'd find me 840 00:40:00,215 --> 00:40:05,017 ♪ No matter how I got lost 841 00:40:08,055 --> 00:40:10,889 ♪ Where were you 842 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:15,261 ♪ When I needed you most 843 00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:17,062 You knew and you didn't tell me. 844 00:40:17,131 --> 00:40:19,298 That's your idea of justice? 845 00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:21,734 I don't interfere. You know that. 846 00:40:23,404 --> 00:40:26,405 Yeah, well, maybe free will wasn't such a great idea. 847 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:31,945 I believed in him. 848 00:40:33,081 --> 00:40:34,447 I know. 849 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:36,149 That's what makes it hurt so much. 850 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,508 What did I do to deserve this? 851 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:46,592 Nothing. 852 00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:48,093 This isn't punishment, Joan. 853 00:40:48,162 --> 00:40:50,897 It's simply part of being alive, 854 00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:53,866 of being involved, of loving. 855 00:40:53,935 --> 00:40:56,936 Yeah. I'm not doing that anymore. 856 00:40:57,004 --> 00:40:59,038 I'm never doing that again. 857 00:41:01,609 --> 00:41:03,643 I know how painful this is. 858 00:41:05,012 --> 00:41:07,980 But what you and Adam had was beautiful, too. 859 00:41:08,049 --> 00:41:10,182 And that was every bit as real 860 00:41:10,251 --> 00:41:13,018 as the pain that you're feeling now. 861 00:41:13,087 --> 00:41:17,140 You experienced how deeply two people can be connected. 862 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:22,445 So what do I learn when someone I trust 863 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:25,181 destroys all of that, huh? 864 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:26,598 Maybe it was never real. 865 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,701 Maybe you're not even real, you know? 866 00:41:28,769 --> 00:41:32,138 This whole morality thing, 867 00:41:32,207 --> 00:41:34,907 right and wrong, it's all just junk. 868 00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:37,944 We're all just animals, taking what we want. 869 00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:40,713 Do you know what innocence is, Joan? 870 00:41:40,782 --> 00:41:43,983 You know, I don't want mock trial right now. 871 00:41:44,052 --> 00:41:46,352 Well, it's more than an absence of guilt. 872 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:47,987 It's having faith that there's goodness 873 00:41:48,056 --> 00:41:51,457 in the face of cruelty and pain. 874 00:41:54,062 --> 00:41:57,697 Someplace, you still feel that way. 875 00:42:01,035 --> 00:42:02,535 And that's me. 876 00:42:03,371 --> 00:42:04,870 And I'll always be there. 877 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,740 ♪ When I need you most 878 00:42:07,809 --> 00:42:09,141 Oh, honey. 879 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:15,848 ♪ Where were you 880 00:42:15,917 --> 00:42:19,852 ♪ When I needed you most ♪