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Jane.
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Hey. Hi.
Hi.
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I've been calling you
all the way down the hall.
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Oh. Well,
I'm temporarily deaf.
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My mom burnt a hole
in my ear
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lecturing me
about college.
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Ah. Yeah, well,
what time
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should I pick you up
tomorrow?
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For what?
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The field trip
to Dawson State.
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Oh, yeah.
What are we
doing that for?
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Well, state schools
offer more aid,
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and you know,
Tuchman told me
to use it
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for leverage
for the Ivys.
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Yeah, but why
am I going?
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Because we're
on the same college
track, remember?
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Adam, face it.
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My grades are in the swamp
this semester,
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and the work just
keeps getting harder,
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and this looks
kind of cool.
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Mr. Tuchman's seminar,
and he said I'm perfect
for it.
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No. This is
the slacker symposium.
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No! Don't say that.
It could be interesting.
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Look,
we'll still
be together.
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You know, I'll figure out
a way to be wherever you are,
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just not in college.
It's not for me.
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Why can't people
accept that?
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I accept it.
I--I just think you're
selling yourself short.
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You know,
you're an artist.
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You of all people
should understand
that there are other ways
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of being happy
and whole and creative
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outside of conventional
education, right?
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I guess.
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You know, actually,
I'm really excited.
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I just feel all these exciting
new horizons unfolding.
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BOY: Who's that?
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Adam: Good luck, Jane.
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Hi, Joan.
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Have a seat.
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I always knew God
was an underachiever.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Good morning,
dregs of society.
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I will be your guide
through the narrow alleyways
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of alternative achievement.
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If anyone understands
what that means,
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it's an
Ivy League-educated man
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who works
for the public school system.
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Which brings us
to lesson number one.
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Don't be bitter.
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So you're gonna tell me
why you're here?
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It's a guidance session.
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I'm all about guidance.
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Well, maybe if you were
a little more specific.
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Yeah, but you didn't like it
when I told you what to do.
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I like it less
when you don't.
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Sorry. Can I get in
on this?
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Uh, s-sorry. We...
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We're just being
rude. Continue.
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Thanks. Thank you.
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The point is
each of you
is unique
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and has hidden talents,
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some of them more hidden
than others.
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Sometimes, one might say,
they're invisible.
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But up till now,
you've been pumped
full of dreams,
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most of which
that aren't even your own.
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How about
a few less dreams
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and a few more goals?
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Because goals are attainable,
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and dreams are what happen
when you eat cheese
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before you go to bed.
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Nothing. All right.
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Let's talk
about a few people
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who did not get
four years of college.
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Anyone?
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No? Shakespeare.
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Charlie Chaplin.
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Rosa Parks.
Anyone? Rosa Parks? No?
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Abraham Lincoln.
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Nothing.
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People who changed
the history of the world
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because of their unique
and singular vision
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and their belief
in that vision.
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and not because
of a diploma.
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Hey, that is kind
of true, isn't it?
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I mean, guidance counselors
can't lie, right?
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Guidance comes
in many forms, Joan.
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It can point you in a lot
of different directions.
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You have to develop
a little bit of discernment.
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Okay, now you're just
starting to piss me off.
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TEACHER: But seriously,
yes, I'm sure you've
all seen the commercials
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for Devry and I.T.T. Tech.
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Those success stories
aren't made up,
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and they're not the only
alternative, either.
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You can always
join the military.
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Joan. Hey.
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I was surprised
to see you with
that guy this morning.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Did you and Adam
break up?
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No. That guy was,
uh, somebody else.
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How did you know
about me and Adam?
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Guidance department
knows everything.
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The better to guide you,
my dear.
Hmm.
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I'm psyched
you gravitated
toward design.
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Yeah. I like it.
I like interior design,
and furniture,
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and, you know, drapes.
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Joan.
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You can't think of this
as a failure.
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You have to think of it
as pragmatism.
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Hit me on my cell phone
if you just want to talk.
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Okay.
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Design.
I like it.
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That's why I put it
everywhere.
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Aren't you perfect?
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I have a specific
assignment for you,
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(CHUCKLING)
since you
miss them so much.
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Okay.
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Go with Adam tomorrow.
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Take a look at college.
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Wait. Now you want me
to go to college?
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Informed choices.
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They're better
than the other kind.
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Besides, you already
told him you'd go
and I like follow-through.
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Well, I like privacy.
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Now that we're
listing what we like,
privacy and autonomy!
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I just used "autonomy"
In a sentence.
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Huh.
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Hey. Whoa.
Lucy kept you late.
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She didn't keep me.
She's my boss.
I had work.
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Okay.
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A possible breakthrough
on Judith's case.
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We brought in
her killer's
drug supplier.
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Lucy's agreed
to sweat him
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until he turns
the guy over.
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She's really something.
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You know, if you're
gonna hate my boss
for a hobby,
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this is gonna be
a long year.
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I don't hate her, Will.
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So what's the, uh,
Almighty up to?
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Passing out boils
and leprosy?
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Hey, um,
Adam's taking Joan
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to Dawson State
tomorrow.
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When do you
take your vows?
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Isn't that getting close?
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I'm not becoming
a nun, Will.
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I'm getting
confirmed,
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and we haven't
picked a date yet.
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But you're on board
with everything.
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God created us,
God can destroy us,
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nobody asked to be here,
nobody gets to know why.
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Okay, so I'm not having
this discussion with you.
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What kind of faith crumbles
under a few questions?
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These aren't
real questions, Will.
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It's a hostile attack.
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I'll strike a deal
with you.
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You don't pry into
my higher power,
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and I won't
pry into yours.
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JOAN: Then what happens?
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They give you
a lie detector test?
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Look inside your soul?
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(SCOFFS) No.
They basically
just interview me
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and look
at my portfolio,
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fall in love with me
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and offer me
thousands of dollars
to come here.
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Then I take that interest
to Stanford
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and get them
to match the price.
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That's awesome.
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Yeah.
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You know, you should try
to set up an interview
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while you're here.
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No, no. I'm committed
to interior design.
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I checked with Tuchman.
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There are millions of schools
in California,
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what with earthquakes,
things fall down,
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you have to
redecorate them.
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Yeah, yeah,
but you know,
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I just kind of like
the idea of us
at college together.
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You know,
and Tuchman's
such a wart.
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You know?
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No, I mean, he's old
and has an earring.
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He called me
"rocker" once.
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Well, he went to Brown.
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So? All that means
is he's smart enough
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to put a spell
on you.
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Oh, Adam,
I'm not under a spell.
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Look, don't worry
about me, okay?
I know what I'm doing.
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Just go get
your scholarship.
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♪ You stood in the crowd
Said you were fine, just fine
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♪ You've been
thousands of miles away
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♪ And still you
nodded and smiled
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♪ So sit a while with me
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♪ Look into my eyes
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♪ Can't we be honest
about the inside? ♪
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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MAN: Midterm fire sale.
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Sweet deals
on the Mongol invasion,
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Byzantine Empire,
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and brain theory.
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Selling tests?
Kind of gross.
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I could be some kind of narc.
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Not tests,
just virtuosity.
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I'm a tutor.
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You good with
all your classes?
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Oh.
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I don't go here.
I'm still a junior
in high school.
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You applying?
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Uh, no. Actually,
I'm gonna go to
interior design school.
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Grades suck?
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Shouldn't you be
moving along,
Ernest?
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Roger, actually.
This jacket's just
a fashion statement.
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And you are?
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Joan.
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Well, Joan, if it's
just grades, I can help.
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Getting into college
is a process.
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All a big game.
You just have
to be coached.
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It's just not my game,
that's all.
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Look, I've been there.
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If you change your mind,
call me.
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You'd be a nice
addition to the campus.
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This is
a brilliant idea.
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Much better than, say,
the warmth and coziness
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of a coffee house,
or your dorm room.
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People are
supposed to get
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at least 20 minutes
of sunlight a day.
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It helps
convert vitamins
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and increases
dopamine
in the brain.
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Yeah, but you know
what else helps?
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Making out to
Al Green records. So...
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I've just been
studying all day,
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and I needed some air.
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No, no, it's good.
I mean, I'm only freezing
from the waist up, so...
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So, uh...
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What does it
feel like?
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I mean, do you
get used to it?
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(CHUCKLING)
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Uh...
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It feels like
you're carrying
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your drunk,
passed-out
friend around.
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You keep thinking
he's gonna wake up,
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and, uh, yeah,
you get used to it.
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(CHUCKLING)
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So,
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what's the rest
of it like?
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I mean, assuming
that you have, since.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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Yeah, I have since.
Uh...
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It's fine.
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It's not that much
more awkward
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than normal sex.
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My legs don't move.
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But pretty much
everything else does.
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Interior design has
so much school stuff in it.
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There's math.
You have to measure.
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And geometry,
shapes, angles,
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uh, fabrics, colors.
255
00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:55,462
You even have to know
what taupe is.
256
00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:58,166
Joan, if you want
to go to design school
after college,
257
00:11:58,234 --> 00:12:00,234
I'm completely in favor.
258
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,536
We won't pay,
but I'm in favor.
259
00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:04,789
(SIGHS) Why is this
such a big deal?
260
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,457
It just is.
261
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,159
What if I told you
God said it was okay?
262
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,096
Leave my religion
out of this.
263
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,065
Starving.
Wasting away.
264
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,333
HELEN: 10 minutes.
You'll live.
265
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,203
Hey, one of you
take out the trash,
please.
266
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,372
(SNIFFS)
267
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,407
Two out of three.
268
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,613
Four out of seven.
No way, dude.
I won.
269
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,898
It's algebra, Joan.
You can't beat me...
270
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,250
Algebra?
It's a game.
271
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,601
What do you
think math is?
272
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,935
Come on,
just four out of seven.
Okay.
273
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,370
Trash, please.
274
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,689
Oh.
In a minute, Mom.
275
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,090
Luke, now.
276
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,594
You're out of there.
277
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:44,812
Uncanny.
278
00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:46,414
You defy logic.
279
00:12:52,955 --> 00:12:54,205
(BEEPING)
280
00:12:58,795 --> 00:12:59,927
Your future plans?
281
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,028
(GROANS)
282
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:03,097
Great. Spammage.
283
00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:06,151
Nice to see you embracing
technology, Joan.
284
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,969
Great.
God is a pop-up ad.
285
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,321
That's perfect.
286
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,306
Appears out of
nowhere, impossible
to get rid of.
287
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,709
So, you visited
that college with Adam.
288
00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:15,910
What did you find there?
289
00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:17,662
People
playing Frisbee,
290
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,079
which I could do.
291
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,297
But I also
saw huge books,
292
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,749
tons of homework,
and term papers.
293
00:13:21,817 --> 00:13:24,001
So if you could
please just move
out of the way...
294
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,671
(CHUCKLING SARCASTICALLY)
there's somebody promising
me huge money
295
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,055
in interior decorating.
296
00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:31,609
You found more than
Frisbees and homework.
297
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,679
What, Tutor Man?
You want me
to call Tutor Man?
298
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,218
(SIGHS)
299
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,060
Hey. Thanks for coming
all the way up here
to meet me.
300
00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:07,729
Oh, anything to encourage
higher learning
301
00:14:07,797 --> 00:14:09,096
in someone
who has great potential
302
00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:10,932
and incredible eyes.
303
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,301
(LAUGHS)
304
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,436
Well,
what makes you think
305
00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,105
I have
great potential?
306
00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:20,741
I was a goof-off
in high school, too.
307
00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:22,376
Until junior year,
when I realized
308
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,044
I was headed straight
for aluminum-siding school.
309
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,831
Huh. Well, interior
decorating for me.
310
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,134
Suggested by your
oh-so-encouraging,
mildly condescending,
311
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,070
"I'm your buddy"
guidance counselor?
312
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,421
Tuchman?
How do you know him?
313
00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:34,922
Every school
has a Tuchman.
314
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:35,923
Oh.
315
00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:37,624
Look, the point is
316
00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:40,160
everybody's ready
to write you off
every minute,
317
00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:41,996
especially
if your skills are
not on the surface.
318
00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:43,431
Like, I discovered
last night
319
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,799
that I have
some idiot savant thing
320
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:45,966
with rock-paper-scissors.
321
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,402
Like, I never lose.
322
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,103
(BOTH LAUGHING)
323
00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:50,971
That sounded dumb.
324
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,075
No. Uh, you could
have an instinctual feel
325
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,893
for algebraic theory.
326
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,095
Yeah?
327
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,430
See, I figured it out.
328
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,482
There's always a way
to work the system.
329
00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:02,950
College is
no different.
330
00:15:03,018 --> 00:15:05,587
Just figure out
the formula.
331
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,706
And you--you think
you can teach me
how to do that?
332
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,092
You're a quick study.
I can tell.
333
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,914
Your syllabus,
reading list,
334
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:20,685
and my hourly rates
and cancellation policy.
335
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,371
Oh. Uh...
336
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,440
Hourly rates, right.
337
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,142
That's a lot of money.
338
00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:31,328
So I think maybe
the dream dies here.
339
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,665
Tell you what,
340
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,933
I'll cut half
off my rate,
341
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,919
you treat me
to a hamburger
342
00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:39,586
once a week
343
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:42,990
and you mention me
in your memoirs
when you're famous.
344
00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:47,261
Okay, that sounds
like a good deal.
345
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,082
The dream
is back alive.
346
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:03,027
So it comes up
in conversation
347
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,462
that I've never
seen an X-rated film,
348
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,498
and he's all,
"How is that possible?"
349
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,000
And I'm like, "Hello?
350
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,535
"What part of 'nun'
don't you understand?"
351
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,905
They weren't screening
them at the convent.
352
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,306
(CHUCKLES)
So he says,
353
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,541
"We'll have to
rent something."
354
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,495
And I'm all,
"Where's a time portal
when you need one?"
355
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,079
Can we get
to the beatitudes?
356
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,998
'Cause I think
I finally memorized them.
357
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:27,585
Hey! Usually,
hearing about
my pathetic love life
358
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,719
is your favorite part.
359
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,137
Yeah, I know,
360
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:33,190
but I'm getting
into fights with
my husband and...
361
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:36,844
I'm not sure I believe
any of this anymore.
362
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,814
Wow. Well, that will, uh,
certainly interfere
363
00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:42,033
with your confirmation.
364
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,634
You and Will are fighting
about religion.
365
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,369
Yes. Constantly.
366
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,255
And not about that babe
who's his boss.
367
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:51,509
Are you suggesting
that my husband
is cheating on me?
368
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,560
Because that's
ridiculous
369
00:16:53,629 --> 00:16:54,895
and offensive.
370
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:56,597
Why would you
even say that?
371
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,949
I didn't. You did.
372
00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:05,056
So you're abandoning this
to keep the peace?
373
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,975
I mean, you were
drawn to it
for a reason,
374
00:17:08,044 --> 00:17:10,310
and now you're just
gonna shut it down?
375
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:12,547
All your questions
and curiosity
376
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,264
about the point
of existence?
377
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,966
Hey, plenty of people
get through their lives
378
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,269
without needing to know
what it's all about.
379
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,137
"Get through."
380
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,924
I'm sorry.
I--I don't...
381
00:17:23,993 --> 00:17:26,360
I don't think we're
gonna get much work
done today.
382
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:29,931
Well, I--I think we got
a lot of work done.
383
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:34,635
You might assume she wins
because of random strategy.
384
00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:36,603
You know,
not knowing the math,
she can't apply it.
385
00:17:36,672 --> 00:17:38,372
Chaos theory.
Middle school stuff.
386
00:17:38,441 --> 00:17:40,107
However,
with that approach,
387
00:17:40,176 --> 00:17:42,476
one can only expect
50 to 60% accuracy.
388
00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:43,911
Watch this.
389
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,385
She never misses.
Never.
390
00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:52,586
(GIGGLES)
391
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,289
I'm totally freaking
the geeks out with this.
392
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:56,958
ADAM: Jane.
393
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,577
I waited an hour
at the bus stop,
394
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,212
and then I missed
the last one,
395
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,896
so I had
to hitch a ride
396
00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:04,365
on the back
of Freidman's
motorized Razor.
397
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:06,700
Oh, that sounds like fun.
Kind of like performance art.
398
00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:07,935
Where were you, Jane?
399
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:09,203
I had an early meeting.
400
00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:10,538
I tried to call you,
but you didn't pick up.
401
00:18:10,606 --> 00:18:12,739
Only because I was
on the back of
Freidman's Razor.
402
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:14,942
That is not
shouting material, dude.
403
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,877
What--What kind
of meeting?
404
00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:18,879
This guy is gonna tutor me
so I can go to college
405
00:18:18,948 --> 00:18:20,147
with the rest
of you gearheads.
406
00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:22,450
Perhaps it's
the psychology
she's using,
407
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,650
not algebra.
408
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:25,953
You know,
rock is id,
paper, ego,
409
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,221
scissors, superego.
410
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,589
You people
are seriously warped.
411
00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:29,990
It's a game.
It's about luck.
412
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:32,093
No, Grace. Games
are never about luck.
413
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:33,294
Everything
is a strategy,
414
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,695
from government
to romance,
415
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:36,497
such as the time
when I gave you a gift,
416
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:39,166
a calculated gambit
designed to throw you
into a state of imbalance.
417
00:18:39,235 --> 00:18:40,734
You worked me?
418
00:18:41,304 --> 00:18:43,370
No. No.
419
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,339
You used a gambit
on me?
420
00:18:45,408 --> 00:18:46,807
No, Grace.
I'm making an analogy.
421
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,009
That was
some bad math, dude.
422
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:53,581
Yeah, but where'd
you find this guy?
423
00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,316
I thought you wanted me
to go to college.
424
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,383
I do. I...
425
00:18:56,452 --> 00:18:58,252
Okay, so then be happy.
426
00:18:58,988 --> 00:19:00,254
I am.
427
00:19:06,829 --> 00:19:09,263
WILL: Vladamir Karpovic,
428
00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:12,299
a.k.a. Vlad the Inhaler.
429
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,202
I see the cocaine business
has a sense of humor.
430
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:17,838
And your accommodations,
I trust, suit you?
431
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,473
Your wooden plank
is comfy?
432
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,842
I did not
kill that girl.
433
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,977
You have no business
keeping me.
434
00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:27,548
We have a video of you
running a pharmacy
out of your place.
435
00:19:27,617 --> 00:19:30,184
The Feds are just begging
for a shot at you.
436
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,019
We're holding off
because we know
437
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,753
you're a man
of conscience,
438
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:37,124
pushing drugs
to schoolchildren
notwithstanding.
439
00:19:37,193 --> 00:19:38,925
Joey Edwards,
440
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:40,560
Judith Montgomery's killer.
441
00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:43,847
I believe you've been
doing business with him
for some years.
442
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,550
You hide a killer,
you're an accessory.
443
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,872
My first choice
is to cooperate,
444
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,207
but I need
compelling reason.
445
00:19:55,745 --> 00:19:57,478
Reason enough?
446
00:19:57,546 --> 00:19:59,680
She was
my daughter's friend.
447
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,949
It's personal.
448
00:20:03,152 --> 00:20:06,120
I think it's
a good time to
bring in attorneys.
449
00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:08,322
I don't want
to make a deal
with this guy.
450
00:20:08,391 --> 00:20:09,957
Look, once
he's lawyered up,
451
00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:12,059
we are not
in the driver's seat
anymore.
452
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,262
I think we need to focus
on what we want
out of this situation.
453
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,830
What I want is Joey Edwards'
eight pieces in the river.
454
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,599
Will, we will get him.
455
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:19,800
Then no deals yet.
456
00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:22,036
We let him sweat it out
for a few more days.
457
00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:27,457
I guess I could
lose his paperwork.
458
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,860
I told you before
not to do that.
459
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,347
Sorry.
460
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,816
I thought
it was harmless.
461
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:38,135
It's not. You know it.
462
00:20:54,536 --> 00:20:55,970
Working here
is awesome.
463
00:20:56,038 --> 00:20:57,938
It's like
a salad bar
for the mind.
464
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,507
I guess I should
put a sneeze guard up
over the books.
465
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:02,309
You want to get
into a good college,
466
00:21:02,377 --> 00:21:05,212
take advantage
of what you have
right in front of you.
467
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,781
(GROANS) I'm already
buried in homework.
468
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,718
Yeah. Pre-packaged factoids
crammed down your throat
469
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:12,252
so you'll be just
like every other kid
470
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:13,921
in the assembly line
to college.
471
00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:16,123
(LAUGHING)
You would like
my friend Grace.
472
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,324
(CHUCKLES)
473
00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:20,193
"I want
to set before my
fellow human beings
474
00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:23,514
"a man in every way
true to nature,
475
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,066
"and that man
will be myself."
476
00:21:26,135 --> 00:21:28,736
That's Rousseau.
477
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:30,471
He knew how
to get into college.
478
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:34,024
So I'm supposed
to fulfill my true nature.
479
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,126
Yep. Heard that one before.
480
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,994
Good. 'Cause that's
what colleges want.
481
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,296
The real Joan.
482
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,031
What if I'm still trying
to find out who that is?
483
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,733
Start by finding out
what turns you on.
484
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,805
Well,
485
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:53,494
kicking geek rump
at rock-paper-scissors
was pretty sweet.
486
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,762
Winning definitely
turns me on.
487
00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:58,215
A little militant,
but...
488
00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,316
Ah.
489
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:04,788
Game Theory?
Art of War.
490
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,057
Sun Tzu.
491
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,108
Kicking rump for more
than 2,000 years.
492
00:22:08,177 --> 00:22:11,311
If you like that,
you might like
493
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,013
Vonnegut.
494
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,850
George Eliot,
actually a chick.
495
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,485
Um...
496
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:18,752
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
497
00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:21,689
Tolstoy,
Langston Hughes,
498
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,975
Plato, Hobbes...
499
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,376
(CHUCKLING)
500
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:28,178
Uh...
501
00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:32,616
Nietzsche.
Does this look
like a library?
502
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,518
They will come
out of your pay.
503
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,903
Chill, dude.
She's just sampling.
504
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,090
You schmutz it,
you buy it.
505
00:22:42,411 --> 00:22:43,810
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
506
00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:46,280
He's not really
into the whole, uh,
salad bar thing.
507
00:22:46,348 --> 00:22:47,548
Hmm.
508
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,083
This is a lot of books.
I can't...
Yes, you can.
509
00:22:50,152 --> 00:22:52,752
Read one page of each.
If you hate it,
put it back.
510
00:22:52,821 --> 00:22:55,455
If you connect,
you'll find the time.
511
00:22:55,524 --> 00:22:56,840
(SIGHS)
512
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,308
You really think I can?
513
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,561
I see something
in your eyes.
514
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,298
An intelligence.
515
00:23:04,367 --> 00:23:06,166
(DOOR OPENS)
516
00:23:06,235 --> 00:23:07,618
You do?
517
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:08,852
Hey.
518
00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:13,657
Hey. Adam.
519
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:16,360
Hey, this is Adam,
my boyfriend,
520
00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:17,694
who I told you about,
the artist.
521
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,329
Oh, yeah. Cool.
522
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,647
ADAM: Hi,
523
00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:23,066
uh, Fred?
524
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:25,369
Oh. It's Roger.
525
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,070
I'm Joan's tutor.
526
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,556
Uh, I have
to get to class.
527
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,791
I--I'll call you
about our next session.
528
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:33,193
Yeah.
Yeah.
529
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,276
We have to find a way
to take psychology
out of the game.
530
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,878
Following
a predetermined
gambit,
531
00:23:50,946 --> 00:23:52,379
like the avalanche,
rock-rock-rock,
532
00:23:52,447 --> 00:23:54,447
or the scissor sandwich,
paper-scissors-paper.
533
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:55,949
Right, which takes
the decision-making
away from the player,
534
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,885
giving us the advantage
in a zero-sum situation.
535
00:23:57,953 --> 00:24:00,254
Mathematical purity,
statistical certainty.
536
00:24:00,322 --> 00:24:02,156
I have chills.
537
00:24:02,224 --> 00:24:03,290
What am I
supposed to do?
538
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,159
Only get tutored
by an old smelly guy?
539
00:24:05,227 --> 00:24:07,527
No. I'm just saying
it's obvious
what the guy wanted.
540
00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:09,963
I mean,
you--you telling me
you can't see that?
541
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,799
Adam...
No, you know what?
It's-- It's fine, Jane.
542
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,000
Just do
what you gotta do.
543
00:24:13,068 --> 00:24:14,501
All guys
are psycho.
544
00:24:14,569 --> 00:24:15,969
There has
to be another way
to procreate.
545
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:17,805
I can't believe this.
546
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:20,774
Well, are you sure
there's nothing
going on?
547
00:24:20,843 --> 00:24:22,075
I mean,
it wouldn't
be a first.
548
00:24:22,144 --> 00:24:24,812
College boy dazzles
impressionable
high-school girl
549
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,381
so he can...
Do I have to go on?
550
00:24:28,450 --> 00:24:29,683
The word "pants"
Is involved.
551
00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:30,851
Is that what
you think of me?
552
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,485
I'm blaming
the dude, dude.
553
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,922
He said he saw
intelligence in my eyes.
554
00:24:34,990 --> 00:24:36,640
(LAUGHS)
He gave me
those cool books.
555
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:38,809
Okay, Girardi,
two out of three.
Let's go.
556
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:40,944
Not now, toe jam.
557
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,980
Ooh, scared.
558
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:46,650
I guess she realizes
that the analytical mind
559
00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,886
does, in fact,
trump dumb luck.
560
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,387
Are you calling me dumb?
561
00:24:50,456 --> 00:24:52,222
Oh, excusez-moi.
562
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,274
Intellectually
challenged.
563
00:24:57,979 --> 00:24:59,913
Shall we dance?
564
00:24:59,981 --> 00:25:01,247
Bring it.
565
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:05,736
BOTH: Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot.
566
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:07,621
Come on, Freidman.
Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot.
567
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:10,190
Nice, Girardi.
Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot.
568
00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,525
(SIGHS)
Yes!
569
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:15,228
Balance
has been restored
to the universe.
570
00:25:16,398 --> 00:25:17,997
He's right.
I am dumb.
571
00:25:18,066 --> 00:25:20,334
Oh, easy, Girardi.
It's a stupid kid's game.
572
00:25:20,402 --> 00:25:23,203
Not to them.
To them it's some
bizarro math problem
573
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:25,739
I'll probably
never understand.
574
00:25:25,808 --> 00:25:27,507
Roger is
such a poser.
575
00:25:27,576 --> 00:25:28,975
I can't believe what
an idiot I've been.
576
00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:31,578
Hey, pull up.
The plane is spiraling
out of control.
577
00:25:31,647 --> 00:25:32,912
You know,
I really wanted
578
00:25:32,981 --> 00:25:34,147
to be as smart
as everyone else,
but I'm not.
579
00:25:34,216 --> 00:25:35,582
You were right,
Adam was right.
580
00:25:35,651 --> 00:25:37,484
I totally got
scammed by Roger.
581
00:25:37,553 --> 00:25:38,785
Girardi!
582
00:25:40,823 --> 00:25:42,189
What the hell happened?
583
00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:43,791
Calm down, Will.
584
00:25:43,859 --> 00:25:45,959
I heard Karpovic just
got traded to the Feds
without talking.
585
00:25:46,028 --> 00:25:49,163
I understand you're upset.
If you need
to break something,
586
00:25:49,231 --> 00:25:52,099
my ex gave me
this clock. Here.
587
00:25:52,168 --> 00:25:53,633
(CLOCK BELLS DINGING)
This isn't funny to me.
588
00:25:53,703 --> 00:25:55,269
We agreed to let him
sweat it out!
589
00:25:55,337 --> 00:25:57,454
He was willing to give up
his European connection.
590
00:25:57,523 --> 00:25:58,572
And what about Judith?
591
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,758
Does that kid's death
mean nothing?
592
00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:04,478
I made the deal
on this one, Will,
because you couldn't.
593
00:26:04,547 --> 00:26:06,613
What deal?
What kind of deal
couldn't I handle?
594
00:26:06,682 --> 00:26:08,182
Trust me, Will.
595
00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:10,250
Judith's case
is not over.
596
00:26:11,954 --> 00:26:13,987
I haven't let you
down yet, have I?
597
00:26:27,135 --> 00:26:28,268
Do you mind
scooting in?
598
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:29,770
This is
the waiters' station.
599
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,722
Where do you
expect him to go?
600
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,091
Sorry.
I'll be back
with your food.
601
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,181
It's okay.
I mean, is he blind?
602
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:44,384
You seem a little
tightly wound today, huh?
603
00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:46,420
I just...
I have a paper
and stuff.
604
00:26:48,624 --> 00:26:50,056
Well, you know
what they say.
605
00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:52,626
All work and no play
makes Beth a cranky lady.
606
00:26:56,899 --> 00:26:58,314
What's this?
607
00:27:01,486 --> 00:27:02,853
"Pine Lake cabins."
608
00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,656
I was thinking
maybe Friday after work
609
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:06,990
I could pick you up.
610
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:08,691
We could get away
from your roommate
611
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,360
for a couple nights.
612
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:13,430
This weekend?
I can't this weekend.
613
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:15,432
I just told you
that I have a paper.
614
00:27:15,484 --> 00:27:17,083
Whatever.
Maybe next month.
615
00:27:17,152 --> 00:27:19,820
Well, then I'll
have finals, and...
616
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,755
I mean,
I have to get
a summer job.
617
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,975
I'm just saying
I don't think that
I can, you know,
618
00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,561
make any plans.
619
00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:32,515
Oh. Sure.
Uh, forget it.
620
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:40,290
Um...
621
00:27:42,527 --> 00:27:43,861
I'm sorry.
622
00:27:46,548 --> 00:27:48,882
I wanted it all
to be the same.
623
00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:52,569
Just like you did.
624
00:27:55,157 --> 00:27:56,523
I know.
625
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,942
I didn't lie to you.
626
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,377
I mean, I...
627
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:03,781
(SIGHS) I thought
I could handle it.
628
00:28:05,501 --> 00:28:08,218
When we kissed,
I'd close my eyes
629
00:28:09,538 --> 00:28:11,271
and it was like
it used to be.
630
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:13,841
But then you had
to open them again.
631
00:28:15,344 --> 00:28:18,395
I want to be
the type of person
that can do this.
632
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:20,564
I mean...
633
00:28:23,819 --> 00:28:25,184
I love you.
634
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:32,292
But I'm-- I'm 21.
635
00:28:34,864 --> 00:28:37,531
Don't. Don't. I, um...
636
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,768
It's not your fault.
I, uh...
637
00:28:42,671 --> 00:28:44,437
I get it.
638
00:28:44,506 --> 00:28:46,773
Just... We're friends.
639
00:28:47,676 --> 00:28:49,009
It's cool.
640
00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,702
Sorry it took so long.
641
00:29:17,573 --> 00:29:18,771
(SIGHS)
642
00:29:29,318 --> 00:29:31,051
MAN: Want to play, Joan?
643
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:38,725
What, now God wants
to beat me, too?
644
00:29:38,794 --> 00:29:40,560
You have to stay
in the game.
645
00:29:40,629 --> 00:29:43,129
I am,
as a decorator.
646
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,265
There's nothing
wrong with that.
647
00:29:45,334 --> 00:29:48,134
No, if that's
what you really want.
648
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,504
You know I have
a very good color sense?
649
00:29:50,572 --> 00:29:54,073
Even Adam thinks so,
and he's an artist.
650
00:29:54,142 --> 00:29:55,942
Even though
he hates me
right now.
651
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,312
I know you've had
a difficult time lately,
652
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:02,215
losing Judith,
questioning me.
653
00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:04,150
But you've
learned so much.
654
00:30:04,787 --> 00:30:06,420
Use it.
How?
655
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,873
Every time I think
I've learned something,
656
00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,574
something else
gets thrown at me,
you know?
657
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,877
Adam, or Roger, or...
658
00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,145
(SIGHS)
659
00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:17,214
Feeling like a loser.
660
00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:20,717
Just makes me
feel clueless again.
661
00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:24,320
That's because
you see each event
as an end in itself.
662
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:27,841
But they're all
just small parts
of something much greater,
663
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,676
something that never ends.
664
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,778
You're very
Matrix-y today.
665
00:30:33,115 --> 00:30:35,115
You do everything
that I ask
666
00:30:35,184 --> 00:30:36,616
without knowing
where it'll lead
667
00:30:36,685 --> 00:30:39,052
because you have faith.
668
00:30:39,121 --> 00:30:40,586
Have some in yourself.
669
00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:42,906
Other people do.
670
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,442
I do.
671
00:30:50,132 --> 00:30:52,065
You're being
really nice to me.
672
00:30:52,134 --> 00:30:53,800
That's weird.
673
00:30:53,868 --> 00:30:56,836
Because I want you to see
how much stronger you are
than you think.
674
00:30:56,905 --> 00:30:59,022
Failure
and disappointment,
675
00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:00,824
you've been
through it before.
676
00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:01,958
It's all part
of the game.
677
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,127
But this isn't a game.
This is my life.
678
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:06,930
Every act you undertake,
679
00:31:06,999 --> 00:31:09,849
working at the bookstore,
helping someone,
680
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:12,201
even playing
rock-paper-scissors,
681
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:14,688
each of those choices
is a move,
682
00:31:14,756 --> 00:31:17,123
and every move
informs the next
683
00:31:17,192 --> 00:31:19,643
and changes you
and everyone else
684
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:21,695
like moves
on a chess board.
685
00:31:21,764 --> 00:31:23,814
So there has to be
a way to win.
686
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:27,017
Sure. By playing.
687
00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,449
Yes? Can I
help you, dear?
688
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,355
Uh, I'm Joan Girardi.
689
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,823
Does Mr. Tuchman
live here?
690
00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:09,092
Oh, yes.
Come in. Come in.
691
00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:11,561
Dana?
692
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:14,865
Dana!
Honey, there's somebody
here to see you!
693
00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:16,600
Um...
694
00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:19,219
(CHUCKLES)
695
00:32:19,287 --> 00:32:20,420
(CLEARS THROAT)
696
00:32:20,489 --> 00:32:22,489
So he still
lives at home?
697
00:32:23,058 --> 00:32:24,308
How
698
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:25,375
nice.
699
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,493
Yes.
700
00:32:26,562 --> 00:32:28,762
They grow up
so fast.
701
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,164
Joan.
702
00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:33,283
Did you put your bowl
in the sink, honey?
703
00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:35,285
Yes.
Because if the oatmeal
dries on it...
704
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:37,987
I know. I'm with
a student, mother.
705
00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:39,456
Okay. Okay, okay!
706
00:32:39,524 --> 00:32:41,959
But if you don't hurry,
you're gonna be late
for school.
707
00:32:42,027 --> 00:32:43,843
Mothers, huh?
708
00:32:43,912 --> 00:32:45,278
Yeah.
709
00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:48,965
Coming over
this early,
710
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:51,384
this must be
really important.
711
00:32:51,453 --> 00:32:54,154
Look, Mr. Tuchman,
you've been trying
to tell me
712
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,505
what I should expect
in my life,
713
00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:57,874
and, well, yes,
I've made a few mistakes,
714
00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:58,975
blown a few tests,
715
00:32:59,044 --> 00:33:00,143
but this is still
my life.
716
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,311
Of course.
717
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,063
I want to go
to a four-year college.
718
00:33:03,132 --> 00:33:05,148
Oh. Joan.
719
00:33:06,535 --> 00:33:08,635
Look, I'm trying
to help you
720
00:33:08,704 --> 00:33:10,987
avoid pitfalls
and disappointments
that could...
721
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:14,724
What? Make me wind up
living at home until I'm...
722
00:33:14,777 --> 00:33:16,142
What are you, like 40?
723
00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:17,977
29. 29, and I'm saving
for a place of my own.
724
00:33:18,046 --> 00:33:21,214
Look, when you get out
into the real world,
725
00:33:21,283 --> 00:33:23,149
you'll realize...
726
00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:26,319
Look, believe whatever
you want about yourself,
me, or anything, okay?
727
00:33:26,388 --> 00:33:28,020
I am back in the game,
Mr. Tuchman,
728
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:30,373
and I will be making
my own moves.
729
00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:33,693
MOTHER: (SCOLDING)
You have to run water
into the bowl, Dana!
730
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,403
I put water in the bowl!
731
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,173
She manipulates you,
732
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,175
reels you in,
and then pulls rank.
733
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:50,276
Sounds like my ex.
734
00:33:50,345 --> 00:33:51,745
Karpovic could
have handed us Edwards.
735
00:33:51,813 --> 00:33:52,846
She gave him away.
736
00:33:52,914 --> 00:33:54,213
You had her job, Will.
737
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,281
The Feds start
putting on the pressure,
738
00:33:55,350 --> 00:33:56,750
there's only so much
you can do.
739
00:33:56,818 --> 00:33:58,317
If it had been
for a friend,
if it had been for you,
740
00:33:58,386 --> 00:34:00,086
I'd have found a way
to make things right.
741
00:34:00,155 --> 00:34:01,821
Male, 24,
single shot
to the head.
742
00:34:01,890 --> 00:34:02,956
No witnesses.
743
00:34:03,025 --> 00:34:04,724
Sanitation
found him on
the morning rounds.
744
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:07,027
Sounds like
a professional hit.
745
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:11,798
It's Judith's killer.
That's Edwards.
746
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,399
Yeah.
747
00:34:15,537 --> 00:34:17,904
Seems like deals
were made.
748
00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:20,807
GRACE: Slow down.
I'm losing weight.
749
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:21,874
I'm making a move.
750
00:34:21,943 --> 00:34:23,176
Yeah, a fast one.
751
00:34:23,244 --> 00:34:25,211
What happened? I thought
you crashed and burned.
752
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,713
Because
I wasn't playing.
753
00:34:26,782 --> 00:34:28,281
Other people were
making moves for me.
754
00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:30,317
I stayed up all night
reading those books
755
00:34:30,385 --> 00:34:32,552
that Roger gave me
on psychology,
game theory.
756
00:34:32,621 --> 00:34:34,387
Do you realize
that a player
757
00:34:34,456 --> 00:34:36,523
gives off
a hint of aggression
when he throws rock,
758
00:34:36,591 --> 00:34:38,124
that there are strategies
in The Art of War...
759
00:34:38,193 --> 00:34:39,292
Nodding off.
760
00:34:39,361 --> 00:34:41,461
Bottom line,
I am not giving up.
761
00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:43,830
Luke, Freidman,
the whole mess of them,
are going down.
762
00:34:43,898 --> 00:34:45,632
If you want
to stand by your man
763
00:34:45,701 --> 00:34:47,701
while I hand him
his ass, I understand.
764
00:34:47,769 --> 00:34:50,002
No way. Asserting
female superiority?
765
00:34:50,071 --> 00:34:51,003
I'm there, dude.
766
00:34:51,072 --> 00:34:52,305
Coming through!
767
00:34:52,374 --> 00:34:53,707
You should wear
more leather.
768
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:16,112
You're home early.
769
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,901
Found Judith's killer.
770
00:35:23,471 --> 00:35:25,588
Well, that's good,
isn't it?
771
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:28,959
He's dead.
772
00:35:31,596 --> 00:35:33,930
Looks like
a professional hit.
773
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,452
The guy was
a drug dealer.
774
00:35:39,521 --> 00:35:41,805
Occupational hazard,
I guess.
775
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,514
Are you okay?
776
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,484
Work.
777
00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:03,292
I don't know what's
right or wrong anymore.
778
00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:14,003
I thought you'd be
at confirmation class.
779
00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,756
I got halfway there
and I turned around.
780
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,278
I think I'm gonna
put it off for a while.
781
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:23,813
Because of me?
782
00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:27,366
I've been having
some doubts.
783
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:31,204
And things are...
784
00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:37,793
There's just been
785
00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:42,298
such a distance
between us.
786
00:36:48,089 --> 00:36:49,606
God will wait.
787
00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:58,497
I miss you so much.
788
00:37:12,113 --> 00:37:13,946
BOYS:
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
789
00:37:14,015 --> 00:37:15,614
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
790
00:37:15,684 --> 00:37:17,216
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
791
00:37:17,285 --> 00:37:18,617
This is so intense.
Me next.
792
00:37:18,687 --> 00:37:20,486
It's payback time.
793
00:37:20,555 --> 00:37:22,955
Joan, I'm sorry.
We don't handicap
players here.
794
00:37:23,024 --> 00:37:24,356
Button it, 'fro-man.
Let's play.
795
00:37:24,425 --> 00:37:25,591
Flatten him,
Girardi.
796
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,626
There's no reason
for hostility here.
It's just...
797
00:37:27,696 --> 00:37:29,095
You're next,
squid boy.
798
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:30,629
You and your friends
think I'm some kind
of bonehead?
799
00:37:30,699 --> 00:37:33,132
Think again.
Let's play. Ready?
800
00:37:33,201 --> 00:37:34,133
Yeah.
801
00:37:34,202 --> 00:37:35,201
(BAND PRACTICING
IN CLASSROOM)
802
00:37:35,269 --> 00:37:36,435
Music's a little
distracting.
803
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,137
Well, not for me.
Two out of three.
804
00:37:38,206 --> 00:37:39,405
Don't throw
scissors.
805
00:37:39,473 --> 00:37:40,573
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
806
00:37:40,641 --> 00:37:41,874
Told you.
807
00:37:41,943 --> 00:37:43,576
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
808
00:37:43,644 --> 00:37:45,078
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
809
00:37:45,146 --> 00:37:46,079
Yes!
810
00:37:46,147 --> 00:37:47,146
God!
811
00:37:47,215 --> 00:37:48,815
Hey! Who's the
bonehead now? Next!
812
00:37:48,883 --> 00:37:51,483
Joan...
What, you think I'm
some kind of idiot? Huh?
813
00:37:51,552 --> 00:37:53,019
Think it would just be
easy to take me out?
814
00:37:53,088 --> 00:37:54,020
I never said
you were an idiot.
815
00:37:54,089 --> 00:37:55,287
Yeah, but you
let them say it.
816
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,389
Just do it, man.
Redemption.
817
00:37:57,458 --> 00:37:59,092
I'll cut you
some slack. Hmm?
818
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,094
We'll play sets.
Two out of three.
Why are you doing this?
819
00:38:01,162 --> 00:38:02,729
'Cause I wanna win.
Just like you.
820
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,068
(ALL POSTURING)
821
00:38:10,304 --> 00:38:11,938
FREIDMAN:
Loosen it up.
Let's go.
822
00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:16,675
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
823
00:38:16,745 --> 00:38:17,744
FREIDMAN:
Scissors beats paper.
824
00:38:17,812 --> 00:38:18,778
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
825
00:38:18,847 --> 00:38:19,846
FREIDMAN: Tie.
826
00:38:19,914 --> 00:38:21,413
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
827
00:38:21,482 --> 00:38:22,481
FREIDMAN: Tie again.
828
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:23,682
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
829
00:38:23,752 --> 00:38:25,118
Joan: Ah!
Yes!
830
00:38:25,186 --> 00:38:27,586
FREIDMAN:
And Luke takes it!
831
00:38:27,655 --> 00:38:29,321
FREIDMAN:
All right, Luke.
832
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:32,191
No, no, no.
Focus. Come on.
Don't lose it, Girardi.
833
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,392
Look, I got it.
834
00:38:33,461 --> 00:38:34,861
I thought you'd
root for me, Grace.
835
00:38:34,929 --> 00:38:36,462
Make out with you,
root for her.
836
00:38:36,530 --> 00:38:38,898
(CHUCKLES)
837
00:38:38,967 --> 00:38:40,900
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
838
00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:43,236
FREIDMAN: All right, Luke.
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
839
00:38:43,304 --> 00:38:45,238
GRACE: Female, Girardi.
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
840
00:38:45,306 --> 00:38:47,506
Yes!
841
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:49,542
FREIDMAN:
Last set. Last set.
842
00:38:49,611 --> 00:38:51,344
Up a notch.
843
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:53,246
(CLEARING THROAT)
844
00:38:53,314 --> 00:38:55,448
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
845
00:38:55,516 --> 00:38:58,151
FREIDMAN: Tied.
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
846
00:38:58,220 --> 00:38:59,786
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
847
00:38:59,855 --> 00:39:01,721
Tie.
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
848
00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:03,757
Tie.
GIRL: Come on, Joan!
849
00:39:03,825 --> 00:39:06,659
Let's go. Let's go.
We got her. We got her.
850
00:39:06,728 --> 00:39:08,294
Come on.
He's sweating
like a pig.
851
00:39:08,363 --> 00:39:09,562
As the probability
of duplicating a tie
852
00:39:09,631 --> 00:39:11,164
decreases
with each tie thrown,
853
00:39:11,233 --> 00:39:13,800
human behavior becomes
the deciding factor.
854
00:39:13,869 --> 00:39:16,035
This is the domain
of the philosophers
and the poets
855
00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,805
and not
the mathematicians.
856
00:39:18,874 --> 00:39:20,306
That was so hot.
857
00:39:23,378 --> 00:39:25,812
BOTH: Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
858
00:39:26,882 --> 00:39:29,849
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
859
00:39:29,918 --> 00:39:31,918
Rock. Paper.
Scissors. Shoot.
860
00:39:31,987 --> 00:39:33,369
FREIDMAN: Tie.
861
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,029
(CROWD GASPING)
862
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:06,269
Yes!
863
00:40:06,338 --> 00:40:08,671
(CHEERING)
864
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,318
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
865
00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:29,625
I thought I had...
I thought I had him.
866
00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:32,728
You did. You did.
You see how much
you made him sweat?
867
00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:35,130
I can't even
get him to do that
when we're alone.
868
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:38,901
Good try, Joan.
869
00:40:46,494 --> 00:40:48,594
That was awesome, Jane.
870
00:40:49,263 --> 00:40:50,596
I lost.
871
00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:53,365
No. I don't really
think so.
872
00:40:53,434 --> 00:40:55,634
I mean, that look
in your eye, you know...
873
00:40:57,305 --> 00:40:59,205
Eye of the tiger.
874
00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:04,994
You know,
875
00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:08,431
if this guy Roger
can help you like this,
876
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,799
you know, help you
get what you want,
877
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:14,637
I'm sorry
if I made that harder.
878
00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:17,373
I just wanted us
to be together at
college, you know?
879
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:20,176
I didn't think that
was gonna be possible.
880
00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:25,131
I'm not gonna think
like that anymore.
881
00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,461
I'll get him
next time.
882
00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:47,237
(DOOR CLOSES)
883
00:41:48,373 --> 00:41:50,340
JOAN: Hey.
Hey.
884
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:52,742
Caramel corn?
885
00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,543
It'll get stuck
in your teeth
for a year.
886
00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:57,646
Sure. What's
the occasion?
887
00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:59,515
I'm going
for college.
888
00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:03,186
Yep. People are going
to have to pick
their own colors.
889
00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,154
All right.
890
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:08,307
Oh, this looks good.
891
00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:11,310
And it will sail someday.
892
00:42:11,379 --> 00:42:12,728
Wow.
893
00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:14,530
You used to sail
with Beth, right?
894
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:16,749
Yeah.
895
00:42:16,818 --> 00:42:20,269
Mmm.
So that's why you're
working on it again.
896
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,039
Beth dumped me.
897
00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:25,107
What? Why?
898
00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:28,694
Envy.
899
00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:31,230
She couldn't handle dating
someone hotter than she was.
900
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:35,018
Uh, you know,
all the stares, paparazzi.
901
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:37,620
Kevin.
902
00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:39,121
Hey, you know,
I had to face it
sooner or later.
903
00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:40,440
I mean...
904
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,160
I actually thought
that being like this
905
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,346
wouldn't make
any difference.
906
00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,166
You know, that
907
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:53,586
(VOICE TREMBLING)
what we felt for each other
was all that really mattered.
908
00:42:57,325 --> 00:43:00,026
(SNIFFLES)
Yeah. Relationships
are that easy.
909
00:43:02,030 --> 00:43:04,963
Kevin, even if
you had 12 legs,
910
00:43:05,033 --> 00:43:07,082
it wouldn't
work like that.
911
00:43:09,270 --> 00:43:11,153
I just shouldn't have
912
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,673
tried, you know?
Not with her.
913
00:43:14,742 --> 00:43:16,075
(SNIFFLES)
914
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:22,531
No. You should have
because it was her.
915
00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:30,072
(SOBS) I just can't
go through this again.
916
00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:34,243
Kevin, sure you can.
917
00:43:35,496 --> 00:43:37,847
Sure you can.
918
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:40,266
You got to stay
in the game.
919
00:43:40,335 --> 00:43:42,001
I guess. I mean...
920
00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:47,222
If you can
go to college...
921
00:43:48,542 --> 00:43:51,927
♪ Every time I look around
922
00:43:51,996 --> 00:43:55,881
♪ Taken in for love
Pushin' into ground
923
00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:58,817
♪ Here's a rose
from the man who wants to play
924
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:02,221
♪ Are there any rules?
What am I meant to say?
925
00:44:02,290 --> 00:44:06,992
♪ Gravity pulls us in closer
926
00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:13,933
♪ Heading to the places
I've already seen
927
00:44:14,001 --> 00:44:16,069
♪ If gravity cared
928
00:44:16,137 --> 00:44:18,837
♪ Oh, this soul
929
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:21,958
♪ Is everlasting ♪