1 00:00:04,287 --> 00:00:05,687 (JOAN SIGHING) 2 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,355 "In light of the tragic death of Judith Montgomery, 3 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,557 "grief counseling will be offered to all students 4 00:00:09,626 --> 00:00:12,293 "by Stuart Dingle, MSW. 5 00:00:12,362 --> 00:00:14,162 "And don't forget Friday is Spirit Day. 6 00:00:14,231 --> 00:00:16,464 "Wear blue. Support the Eagles"? 7 00:00:16,533 --> 00:00:17,799 How lame is this? 8 00:00:17,868 --> 00:00:20,335 Yeah. Like eagles are ever blue. 9 00:00:20,403 --> 00:00:21,636 I mean, grief counseling? 10 00:00:21,705 --> 00:00:23,271 The school has to do it. 11 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:25,707 They're covering their asses in a litigious society. 12 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,776 Someone could freak out and sue the school. 13 00:00:27,845 --> 00:00:29,711 Oh, and Dingle's gonna calm them down? 14 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,147 That comb-over alone could trigger a mass suicide. 15 00:00:32,216 --> 00:00:34,116 Well, talking about it might help. 16 00:00:34,184 --> 00:00:36,084 Hey, I'm the brainchild of Dr. Dan, remember? 17 00:00:36,153 --> 00:00:38,887 Sitting in a room and crying with Dingle is not gonna help. 18 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:42,390 You show me someone with the answers and I'm there. But this... 19 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,127 So Saturday, uh... 20 00:00:45,195 --> 00:00:47,428 I have this thing on Saturday with, uh, food and crap, 21 00:00:47,497 --> 00:00:49,064 and you guys can come if you want to, 22 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,698 but you don't have to, I don't care. 23 00:00:50,768 --> 00:00:52,467 Could you be any less specific? 24 00:00:52,535 --> 00:00:54,569 It's my bat mitzvah, okay? 25 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,406 Do not start with me! 26 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,776 The Jews have been making kids do this for thousands of years. 27 00:01:00,844 --> 00:01:02,710 You got problems, ask Maimonides. 28 00:01:02,780 --> 00:01:04,679 And wipe that smirk off your face, Rove. 29 00:01:04,748 --> 00:01:06,714 You know, you've been puttin' it off for years. 30 00:01:06,784 --> 00:01:08,516 Are you really gonna go through with it this time? 31 00:01:08,585 --> 00:01:10,218 God! Do I look like I wanna discuss this? 32 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:11,552 ADAM: No. 33 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,990 I ripped off the baby pictures. 34 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:16,858 My parents are sadists. 35 00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:24,199 I think we should go, Jane. 36 00:01:24,268 --> 00:01:26,802 What, like we wouldn't go to Grace's bat mitzvah? 37 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:29,570 Well, no, to the grief counseling thing. 38 00:01:29,639 --> 00:01:32,707 I mean-- I mean, don't you think it would help talking about it? 39 00:01:32,776 --> 00:01:36,111 You know? I--I mean, I'm having trouble coming to sense with it. 40 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,479 Okay, look, I'm sorry that I jumped all over you. 41 00:01:38,548 --> 00:01:43,051 It was just... Talking about it over and over like this 42 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,503 just keeps it too fresh in my mind. 43 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:48,840 That's, um, kind of, why it's just gonna drive me crazy. 44 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,292 I can't. I'm sorry. 45 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,761 Sure. 46 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:54,930 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 47 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:58,967 Look, I... I have to go. 48 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:02,404 I can't be late for French. Gotta keep my D average. 49 00:02:02,472 --> 00:02:04,372 Hey, do you think your grades are tanking because... 50 00:02:04,441 --> 00:02:06,041 Please don't. Just don't. 51 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:14,983 Someone keeps ripping these down. 52 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,384 Oh, Snippy God. 53 00:02:16,453 --> 00:02:18,737 Well, I don't need to go whine. 54 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,071 Other people might. 55 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,740 (SIGHING) 56 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,775 Maybe you should have a question-and-answer session. 57 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,010 Ask the Almighty. I'd show up for that one. 58 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,780 You wanna know why she died, why it had to be Judith. 59 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,515 Uh, yeah. 60 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,383 You wanted me to live in the present, but you know what? 61 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:35,987 Here in the present, Judith's death is with me all the time. 62 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,590 I wish you could have seen the baby picture, Joan. 63 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,124 Adorable! 64 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:42,327 She had these little chubby cheeks. 65 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,861 Could we focus? 66 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,897 I'm always focused. 67 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:48,533 Grace seems a little scattered, though. 68 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:49,967 You should help her get through this. 69 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,403 It--It's a Jewish thing, okay? 70 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,672 I'm not really the point person for Jewish. 71 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,039 Help her, Joan. 72 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:58,393 Hey! What--What about Judith? 73 00:03:00,698 --> 00:03:01,964 (SIGHING) 74 00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:07,469 Hey, Grace, um... 75 00:03:07,537 --> 00:03:09,638 If you want any help with your mitzvah thing... 76 00:03:09,707 --> 00:03:11,607 (EXCLAIMS) No! Just stay out of my face. 77 00:03:11,675 --> 00:03:14,109 It's enough of a nightmare as it is. 78 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:22,250 We know you saw Judith get stabbed. 79 00:03:24,521 --> 00:03:26,754 We know you didn't do it, Ryan. 80 00:03:27,992 --> 00:03:31,159 All we want is a name 81 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,561 or a description. 82 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,063 I don't remember. 83 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,931 What do you mean, "I don't remember"? 84 00:03:37,001 --> 00:03:38,200 My client was traumatized. 85 00:03:38,268 --> 00:03:39,401 I was asking him. 86 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:40,835 And he answered. 87 00:03:40,904 --> 00:03:42,537 The guy who sold you the ecstasy... 88 00:03:42,606 --> 00:03:44,639 My client has never said he bought drugs. 89 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,341 Would you let me talk to him? 90 00:03:46,410 --> 00:03:48,643 I'm just setting the record straight here. 91 00:03:50,014 --> 00:03:51,779 She was your friend. 92 00:03:53,017 --> 00:03:56,651 You saw her get stabbed seven times. 93 00:03:57,854 --> 00:04:01,123 Don't you want the person who did that to pay? 94 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:03,525 I... I asked you the question. 95 00:04:03,593 --> 00:04:05,727 I don't remember what happened. 96 00:04:05,795 --> 00:04:08,096 Give me something, Ryan. 97 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:11,466 Hair color, eye color. She would have helped you. 98 00:04:11,535 --> 00:04:13,268 I think we're done. 99 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,081 WILL: Could I have a second, Counselor? 100 00:04:27,817 --> 00:04:29,684 Wait for me downstairs. 101 00:04:34,058 --> 00:04:36,791 You know what I'm up against here. I'm just asking. 102 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,726 I'm just protecting my client, Will. 103 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:40,295 If he incriminates himself... 104 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,764 You think this is all about busting that kid for a couple of hits of X? 105 00:04:42,832 --> 00:04:44,166 Come on, Catherine. You know me. 106 00:04:44,234 --> 00:04:46,168 I'm sorry, but the kid is scared 107 00:04:46,236 --> 00:04:47,469 and it's what his parents want. 108 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,371 And what about Judith's parents, 109 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,639 knowing that the guy who killed their daughter is still out there? 110 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,108 Will, I can't force my client to... 111 00:04:53,177 --> 00:04:54,976 Let's cut the lawyer-speak for a minute, okay? 112 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,578 You're a parent. You have a daughter... 113 00:04:56,646 --> 00:04:58,213 Don't go there. ...Judith's age. 114 00:04:58,282 --> 00:05:00,682 Same as my daughter. Now, if it were my kid or yours... 115 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:02,451 Find another angle, Will. 116 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,819 Your client just left her there. 117 00:05:05,655 --> 00:05:07,622 I hope you get this guy. 118 00:05:08,392 --> 00:05:09,791 I really do. 119 00:05:11,195 --> 00:05:12,194 (SIGHING) 120 00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:17,766 Grace! So, what can I do? 121 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:18,867 Hmm? 122 00:05:18,936 --> 00:05:20,134 For your bat mitzvah. 123 00:05:20,203 --> 00:05:22,971 Nothing. I--I just want it to come and go quickly 124 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,806 like Hoobastank. 125 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,474 Savor it, Marge. I tell you, when the hora starts, 126 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:29,077 you're up in that chair... Now, that's a rush. 127 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:30,144 But don't crowd surf. 128 00:05:30,213 --> 00:05:31,580 The elderly aren't prepared for it. 129 00:05:31,648 --> 00:05:33,414 Look, just come to my stupid party 130 00:05:33,483 --> 00:05:34,916 and laugh at the chocolate fountain, 131 00:05:34,985 --> 00:05:36,918 make fun of my relatives, 132 00:05:36,987 --> 00:05:39,621 and if you're good, maybe we can make out behind the DJ booth. 133 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:40,789 (EXCLAIMS) Sweet! 134 00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:42,423 BOTH: Shut up, Freidman. 135 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:44,626 Look, you know, I'm just sayin', if you need anything, just... 136 00:05:44,695 --> 00:05:47,528 No, I--I'm serious. Dude, please, just leave me alone 137 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,497 and no one gets hurt. 138 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,801 You wanted someone more emotionally complex. Enjoy. 139 00:05:54,738 --> 00:05:56,738 Well, what'd you get her? 140 00:05:58,075 --> 00:06:00,141 Well, she told me not to get her anything. 141 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:03,277 I thought... Well, I thought it was, like, a religious thing. 142 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:05,847 Rabbi Freidman will guide the goyim. 143 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:10,668 Hey. Hey. 144 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,370 They said you'd be here. 145 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,106 Another brush with the law, Miss Reinhart? 146 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:18,576 (SCOFFS) Kind of. I'm being deposed by Andy's attorney. 147 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,978 I have to talk about what happened the night of the accident. 148 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,313 Oh, man, I'm sorry. 149 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,249 No partygoer left behind, huh? Yeah. 150 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,217 What should I say? 151 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,386 Just tell them what happened. 152 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:29,754 But I remember... 153 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:32,657 That you saw how hammered he was 154 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,559 and that I let him drive anyway. 155 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:37,762 It's not that simple, Kevin. You know that. 156 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,681 If I make a mistake... 157 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:44,152 Things are hard enough for you. 158 00:06:44,221 --> 00:06:46,855 You don't have to lie for me, Beth. I'll be fine. 159 00:06:49,559 --> 00:06:50,826 (SIGHING) 160 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,348 Grace. I think it is so cool 161 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,350 that you are having this big party and everything. 162 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,718 Did you know once I had a moonbounce 163 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:01,553 when I was, like, three years old, 164 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:02,587 and this kid jumped, like, eight feet up in the air 165 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:03,655 and came down on my arm? 166 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,089 I was in a cast for a month. 167 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,958 You're babbling. I'm just excited about your mitzvah 168 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:09,294 because it's gonna be better than breaking your arm, 169 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,296 'cause I'm gonna help. HELEN: Grace, Grace. 170 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:13,297 I--I heard. Congratulations. 171 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,100 Or mazel tov. Did I say it right? 172 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,250 Like a native. 173 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:17,636 So if there's anything I can do... 174 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,370 There isn't! I'm helping. 175 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,140 Well, you might consider making nicer friends. 176 00:07:23,493 --> 00:07:25,460 What is with you people? 177 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,929 The Jews have survived 5,000 years of persecution, 178 00:07:27,997 --> 00:07:30,298 but we're finally gonna get finished off by the Girardis. 179 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,466 Is something wrong? 180 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,168 Yeah! You... 181 00:07:33,236 --> 00:07:35,470 You all wanna help. You think I can't get through this 182 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:38,773 because of the blatant materialism of post-industrial society, 183 00:07:38,841 --> 00:07:42,810 which has totally corrupted the bat mitzvah experience beyond redemption. 184 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,712 It seems like you might have a few issues... 185 00:07:44,781 --> 00:07:45,813 I'm cool! 186 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,648 Cool. Cool. 187 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:48,749 Do I need to say "cool" again, or are we finished? 188 00:07:48,818 --> 00:07:49,884 No, we're finished. Cool. 189 00:07:49,953 --> 00:07:52,053 So what are you wearing? 190 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:53,354 A dress. 191 00:07:55,258 --> 00:07:57,192 You're wearing a dress? 192 00:07:58,462 --> 00:08:00,328 Oh, nice smirk. Thanks for the help. 193 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,230 I wasn't smirking. 194 00:08:02,299 --> 00:08:03,664 (REPRESSING LAUGHTER) I was... 195 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,066 I had to sneeze. 196 00:08:07,537 --> 00:08:09,437 I'm thinking 10 shares of eBay. 197 00:08:09,506 --> 00:08:10,838 It's practical, yet romantic. 198 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,607 Are you insane? 199 00:08:12,675 --> 00:08:15,310 Why not? The Teitelbaums gave me 10 shares of Halliburton. 200 00:08:15,378 --> 00:08:17,378 Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. 201 00:08:17,447 --> 00:08:18,746 I'm not giving Grace stock. 202 00:08:18,815 --> 00:08:21,416 Ooh! You could give her a bran muffin. 203 00:08:22,685 --> 00:08:24,185 Why would I do that? 204 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,020 Oh, 'cause that's what you got me when we were going out, 205 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,389 except you were low on cash and I had to pay. 206 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:29,457 Lingerie. 207 00:08:29,525 --> 00:08:30,809 For a bat mitzvah? 208 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:33,110 Exactly. The lady is becoming a woman. 209 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,478 Am I not good? 210 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,898 The muffin was a little stale. I'm not bitter, though. 211 00:08:36,967 --> 00:08:38,699 Is a moped too expensive? 212 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:42,904 Dude, the Freidman knows what to choose for the chosen people! 213 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,273 "In ancient times, 214 00:08:45,342 --> 00:08:47,342 "some tribes marked the coming-of-age ceremony 215 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:50,711 "by having the celebrant kill, cook and eat a large animal." 216 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,515 I don't think there's gonna be any hunting at Grace's party. 217 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,517 No. She's having it catered. 218 00:08:55,585 --> 00:08:57,084 "Becoming a bat mitzvah 219 00:08:57,154 --> 00:08:59,287 "means that a young person has become part of the community 220 00:08:59,356 --> 00:09:01,922 "and shares moral responsibilities of an adult 221 00:09:01,991 --> 00:09:04,725 "and is now of age to study the Torah." 222 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,628 Wow. Grace is gonna have a lot of homework. 223 00:09:06,696 --> 00:09:09,130 No wonder she's flipping out. 224 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:10,965 "Studying the Torah is a gift, 225 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:14,502 "as it is said to contain all one needs to know of life." 226 00:09:14,571 --> 00:09:15,936 That'd make things easy. 227 00:09:16,005 --> 00:09:18,439 (SCOFFS) Yeah. Answers would be nice. 228 00:09:18,508 --> 00:09:19,707 Yeah. 229 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,681 Jane, 230 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,417 um, 231 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,621 before the summer, you know, uh, 232 00:09:35,892 --> 00:09:37,525 when you saw, 233 00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:41,128 y-you know, God... 234 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:43,264 (CLEARS THROAT) Adam... 235 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,233 I'm sorry. 236 00:09:45,302 --> 00:09:46,934 But if there's anything you ever heard 237 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,337 that could make things clearer, 238 00:09:49,406 --> 00:09:50,971 you know, about death... 239 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,841 (SCOFFS) It doesn't work that way. 240 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:54,993 I... 241 00:09:58,048 --> 00:09:59,814 It... I mean, it doesn't... 242 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:02,183 I don't... I... 243 00:10:05,455 --> 00:10:07,855 I don't have any answers, Adam. 244 00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:10,325 Look at me. Don't I look like the kind of person 245 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:11,993 who needs the answers just as much as you do? 246 00:10:12,062 --> 00:10:14,029 Yeah. Sorry. I just... 247 00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:18,733 Well, please. You promised me you wouldn't bring this up anymore. 248 00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:20,668 Besides, we shouldn't be talking about death. 249 00:10:20,737 --> 00:10:22,370 Grace is about to become a woman, 250 00:10:22,439 --> 00:10:24,672 and she's gonna have a lot of homework, 251 00:10:24,741 --> 00:10:26,941 and we just need to be happy for her. 252 00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:31,195 Sure. Sure. Okay. I didn't mean to... 253 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,364 You know. I'm sorry. I didn't... 254 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,766 Come here. 255 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,970 This is work-related, I trust. 256 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:42,157 Uh... Uh, yeah. She was just recommending a really good book. 257 00:10:44,194 --> 00:10:46,043 Grace! Shalom! 258 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:48,463 I've just been reading about bat mitzvahs! You must be so stoked! 259 00:10:48,532 --> 00:10:49,997 Yeah, I'm tingling. 260 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,199 Is anyone gonna buy anything? 261 00:10:52,269 --> 00:10:53,834 That was rhetorical, right? 262 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,404 Why can't you hang out in an arcade 263 00:10:56,472 --> 00:10:58,406 like normal delinquents? 264 00:10:58,474 --> 00:10:59,607 (CLEARING THROAT) 265 00:10:59,675 --> 00:11:02,043 So anyway, um, did you know 266 00:11:02,112 --> 00:11:06,647 that becoming a bat mitzvah is also referred to as being called to the Torah 267 00:11:06,716 --> 00:11:09,450 and that only recently women were introduced to the ceremony? 268 00:11:09,519 --> 00:11:11,018 Are you on a game show, Girardi? 269 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,221 Look, I don't know why I agreed 270 00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:15,190 to wear a lame-ass dress to this thing, but... 271 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,324 Dress? 272 00:11:16,393 --> 00:11:19,160 You did not say that, Rove! Okay. 273 00:11:19,229 --> 00:11:23,298 Anyway, the blade is about to fall. 274 00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:26,267 So you have to come with me to buy one. 275 00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:28,252 Tomorrow. After school. 276 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,221 You need help? 277 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,690 Hey, me in a dress? It takes a village. 278 00:11:33,643 --> 00:11:34,742 Okay. 279 00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:43,784 He sees his friend get stabbed to death, 280 00:11:43,853 --> 00:11:46,721 but he just can't step up and do the right thing. 281 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:50,057 We offered to cut him a deal, give him protection. 282 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:53,094 But his lawyer, a real low-life, buttons him up. 283 00:11:53,163 --> 00:11:55,663 Well, that's her job, I guess. 284 00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:58,166 Yeah, well, that's an excuse I just can't hear anymore. 285 00:11:58,235 --> 00:12:01,769 Killer's back on the street because his lawyer did her job. 286 00:12:01,838 --> 00:12:04,905 A drug dealer buys a new car because his lawyer's so good? 287 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:08,510 Could we, uh, maybe talk about anything else, politics, even? 288 00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:11,412 Fran calls me every day asking me if there's any new information. 289 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,681 I know it's out there, and I can't give her anything! 290 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,416 (SIGHING) 291 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,619 Lucy thinks maybe I'm getting too emotionally involved. 292 00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:19,887 Oh, well, if Lucy thinks so. 293 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,122 Helen. 294 00:12:23,627 --> 00:12:25,926 I'm sorry. That was out of line. 295 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,838 The whole concept of a dress is a sexist symbol 296 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:40,875 of thousands of years of reducing women to fetish objects. 297 00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:42,644 JOAN: This would look so hot on you! 298 00:12:42,712 --> 00:12:44,512 Have you been listening at all? Yeah, yeah. 299 00:12:44,581 --> 00:12:46,447 Angry, angry, angry, society, angry, angry, politics. 300 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,450 Here! Try this on. 301 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,987 Look, Grace, this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, you know, 302 00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:54,755 like a wedding. 303 00:12:54,824 --> 00:12:58,092 Except lots of people do that more than once, so it'll be even better. 304 00:12:58,161 --> 00:13:00,461 Guilt and pressure. That is the only reasons I'm here. 305 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,830 No, that is not true. 306 00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:05,733 Look, you've never been afraid to say no to anything before. 307 00:13:05,802 --> 00:13:08,469 You learned Hebrew, all the prayers. 308 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,638 This has to mean something to you. 309 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,707 Yeah, well, it gets kind of diluted 310 00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:15,543 when you have to spend three hours trying to convince the DJ 311 00:13:15,612 --> 00:13:18,479 not to blow off a confetti can when you walk into the party. 312 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,249 Look. Very Courtney Love, huh? 313 00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:24,385 What do you think? Post-makeover, pre-meltdown? 314 00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:25,753 (DOOR OPENING) Here. Try it on. 315 00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:27,688 SARAH: Gracie! 316 00:13:27,757 --> 00:13:29,390 Grace! Oh, my God. 317 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,547 You must be Joan. 318 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,549 I'm Sarah, Gracie's mom. 319 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,918 She hides me because I don't wear all black, I think. 320 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,720 I know I'm supposed to leave you alone, honey, 321 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,589 but you're not an adult until Saturday, 322 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,524 (GIGGLING) so I'm still allowed. 323 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,660 Take a breath, Mom. Are you... 324 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,027 I'm fine. 325 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,332 It's so nice to finally meet you. 326 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,668 And you, too. I was starting to think 327 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,269 maybe Grace didn't have a mother. 328 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,489 (LAUGHS) I keep telling Grace to bring her friends over. 329 00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:03,424 She finally let your brother through. 330 00:14:03,493 --> 00:14:05,093 (WHISPERING) He seems so nice, 331 00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:07,896 even though I've just seen him leaving. 332 00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,264 Those are beautiful! 333 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:10,765 Okay, Mom. 334 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,333 I'm done. Not another word. 335 00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:13,701 I'm gonna go try these on. 336 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,570 Here. Let's see how it looks 337 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,072 with this. 338 00:14:18,141 --> 00:14:19,807 What are you doing, Mom? Grandma gave you that. 339 00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:22,277 And now it's your turn to wear it. 340 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,497 Oh, that is so sweet! 341 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,048 I wanna be Jewish. 342 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,635 ♪ Hey, you 343 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,003 ♪ Once I got you figured out 344 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,505 ♪ You're always on the change 345 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,073 ♪ Got me so excited 346 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:40,995 ♪ Can't figure out why the world is upside down 347 00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:45,199 I don't mean to embarrass her. 348 00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:47,702 (LAUGHS) Oh! Hey, you're a mom, right? 349 00:14:47,771 --> 00:14:50,838 ♪ Can't figure out why the world is upside down ♪ 350 00:14:50,907 --> 00:14:53,107 FREIDMAN: Okay, this one's pretty nifty. 351 00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:55,943 It's got "Jerusalem" embroidered on it, matching kippah. 352 00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:57,111 Smokin' hot. 353 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,562 People really give these? 354 00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,764 I got five. 355 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,032 And you like them? 356 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,467 Like them? They're bar mitzvah presents. 357 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:07,304 Nobody likes them. They simply exist, like Stonehenge. 358 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,672 (SIGHING) 359 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:12,176 Consider the candlestick, a popular Shabbat favorite. 360 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,245 Shabbat? 361 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,480 Lighting of the candles, Friday night... 362 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,882 She doesn't do that. 363 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,235 Then she can use it to kill Colonel Mustard in the library. 364 00:15:21,304 --> 00:15:24,121 Dude, you are so over-thinking this. 365 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:28,059 I--I just... I can't give her some random thing, you know? 366 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,894 I should give her something that when she looks at it, 367 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,229 she thinks of me. 368 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,231 Even when she's 90. 369 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,866 There's always the giant sea turtle. 370 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,236 (WOMAN WHISTLING) 371 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,948 Huh. Can't the Almighty Creator take a break? 372 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,718 Come on. Who's gonna yell at you? 373 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,287 What could I say? Lots to do, lots to do. 374 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,055 Well, you don't have to worry about me. 375 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,041 'Cause I'm doing just great, aren't I? 376 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:02,309 I so helped Grace out with her dress. 377 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,995 She was gonna wear this seriously nasty green 378 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,531 that was totally wrong for her skin tone. 379 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,466 I am all over this bat mitzvah thing. 380 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,185 You know plutonium decomposes quicker than these? 381 00:16:11,254 --> 00:16:15,089 Sometimes I think all I do is ask humanity to clean up its room. 382 00:16:15,158 --> 00:16:16,590 Shouldn't God listen? 383 00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:19,060 I multi-task. If I didn't, well... 384 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,495 You wouldn't wanna know. 385 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,531 You know, I knew nothing about Judaism before. 386 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,100 I don't think I could ever learn Hebrew, 387 00:16:26,169 --> 00:16:28,185 especially not while I'm taking French. 388 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:31,055 Try being Hindu and learning Sanskrit. 389 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,858 (SIGHING) Why did you make so many religions, anyway? 390 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,394 I mean, wouldn't it be easier if everybody just had the same one? 391 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,763 Well, there's so many different people. 392 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,099 They all need a different way of relating to me. 393 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,934 And that's what religions are, 394 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,637 different ways to share the same truth. 395 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,107 And the truth is... 396 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,447 Come on, I helped Grace. Cut me some slack! 397 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,198 Just one answer! 398 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:05,005 BETH: Kev? 399 00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:09,326 Did you know that 90 percent of paintings hanging in building lobbies 400 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,211 are all painted by the same guy? 401 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,713 Really? 402 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,882 No. But wouldn't it be a great article if it were true? 403 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:15,983 (LAUGHS) 404 00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:18,018 What are you doing here? 405 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,522 I... 406 00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:22,990 I--I don't really know. 407 00:17:23,059 --> 00:17:24,158 Okay. 408 00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:26,227 I, uh... I just wanted to 409 00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:28,996 see if you were okay. 410 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,834 It-- It's just like all of a sudden 411 00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:36,337 we're back in it again. 412 00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:39,690 Andy and, uh, us and everything. 413 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,026 You know, I thought... 414 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,432 Uh, I just didn't want you to be alone with it. 415 00:17:48,117 --> 00:17:50,434 Thanks. 416 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,803 Do you wanna get a cup of coffee? 417 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,138 Sure. 418 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,739 Will you get me one, too? 419 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,608 This is so... 420 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:58,910 Come on! 421 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,050 (DOOR OPENS) JOAN: Hey. 422 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,451 Oh, hey. 423 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,057 Just met Grace's mom. 424 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,992 She's, like, the total anti-Grace. 425 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,860 She's all funny and outgoing. 426 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,329 Why didn't you tell me about her? 427 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,097 Well, I--I haven't seen her in years. 428 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,199 You know, Grace's house is kind of off-limits. 429 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,867 I'm surprised she let you meet her. 430 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,237 She didn't. She just showed up at the store 431 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,706 and then she, uh, took us out to this old-time bar downtown for Buffalo wings, 432 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,909 which were the best thing in the entire world. 433 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,211 Of course, Grace couldn't wait to get out of there. 434 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,282 Something about corporate agriculture and factory-raised chickens. 435 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,285 What are you working on? 436 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,457 JOAN: Judith. 437 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,960 It was the day she died. 438 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,166 You know, uh, we were having coffee. 439 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:01,722 She was telling me what kind of flowers to get you for our date. 440 00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:07,261 Getting a little obsessed, don't you think? 441 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:10,464 No. It makes me feel better. 442 00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:12,199 You should try it. 443 00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:15,035 I don't paint. 444 00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:16,837 Then write. 445 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:20,007 You know, just let your thoughts pour out and... 446 00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:25,746 Why would I wanna think about that day? 447 00:19:25,814 --> 00:19:28,282 It just helps to lay it out, you know, 448 00:19:28,351 --> 00:19:31,185 to look at it all, you know, try and make sense of it. 449 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:35,489 We can't. It doesn't make any sense. 450 00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:37,724 Not even God can make sense of this one. 451 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:38,992 Jane, if we could just... 452 00:19:39,061 --> 00:19:41,278 Don't, okay? I just meant that... 453 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,913 (SIGHING) 454 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:46,283 I just meant that this means we have to move on. 455 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,786 You know, that's why this bat mitzvah thing is so important. 456 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,055 We get to be happy. 457 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,457 Look, I have to go. 458 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,027 I have to talk to Grace about shoes. 459 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,828 She's all into wearing boots. 460 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,797 I'll see you later, okay? 461 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,900 (DOOR CLOSING) 462 00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,411 You can't give me anything? 463 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,514 I did everything you wanted. 464 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,417 Why won't you help me? 465 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,654 (KNOCK ON WINDOW) 466 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,831 Are you talking to yourself, Girardi? 467 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,967 They're not gonna have to lock you up again, are they? 468 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,570 Doors, Grace. Is that a corporate plot, too? 469 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,555 I brought back your shoes. 470 00:20:41,624 --> 00:20:42,956 They went so well with the dress. 471 00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:44,891 I mean, just because they don't have steel in the toe... 472 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,693 I don't need 'em. 473 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,929 And you don't have to help me with my hair, either. I'm calling it off. 474 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,432 What? Why? It's in two days. 475 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:54,502 Not anymore. See? You were right. I can say no. 476 00:21:10,086 --> 00:21:11,986 JOAN: Hey, Grace, it's me again. 477 00:21:12,054 --> 00:21:14,655 (CLEARING THROAT) Call me. I'm wearing out the redial. 478 00:21:15,891 --> 00:21:18,058 Bat mitzvah girl still missing? 479 00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:19,793 Yeah. I just don't get it. 480 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,261 No explanation. Nothing. 481 00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:24,932 You know, she's better off. Religion is the opiate of the people. 482 00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:26,867 Oh, you're a Communist now. Oh, no. 483 00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:30,270 No need to pay. What's mine is yours. Enjoy. 484 00:21:30,339 --> 00:21:32,773 Excuse me while I go dock your pay. 485 00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:40,948 Just finished Wuthering Heights, 486 00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:43,117 and I hear that Sense and Sensibility 487 00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:45,419 can be a real tearjerker, too. 488 00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:47,921 You got that one? 489 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:49,990 You wanna read Sense and Sensibility? 490 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:53,327 A tough exterior can hide a tender heart, Joan. 491 00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:57,197 Hey, Almighty One. 492 00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:59,767 I have been calling Grace nonstop. She won't talk to me. 493 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,302 Mmm. 494 00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:04,505 Must make it hard to figure out what the problem is, huh? 495 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,107 Yeah. You could help. 496 00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:08,442 Still after the answers? 497 00:22:08,511 --> 00:22:10,878 Uh, yeah. 498 00:22:10,946 --> 00:22:14,048 What really broke my heart in Wuthering Heights 499 00:22:14,117 --> 00:22:16,683 is that Catherine destroyed her love for Heathcliff 500 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,986 by hiding her feelings. 501 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,223 That killed me. 502 00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,825 And this pertains to Grace's bat mitzvah how? 503 00:22:24,894 --> 00:22:26,494 Ah! There it is. 504 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:28,662 Mmm. 505 00:22:29,499 --> 00:22:30,865 Pretty cover, huh? 506 00:22:33,402 --> 00:22:35,369 Don't give up on her, Joan. 507 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,905 (PHONE RINGING) 508 00:22:40,075 --> 00:22:41,325 Happy birthday. 509 00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,193 It's not my birthday. 510 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:46,013 Well, I got you a little somethin' anyway. 511 00:22:51,053 --> 00:22:52,652 I didn't do anything! 512 00:22:52,722 --> 00:22:55,155 Really? Because you look an awful lot like the guy 513 00:22:55,224 --> 00:22:57,925 who knocked over the convenience store on 23rd. 514 00:22:57,993 --> 00:23:00,877 Lucy, we're really walking on the edge here. 515 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,780 I mean, this looks nothing like him. 516 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:11,288 Don't you wanna catch the bad guy who killed the little girl? 517 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:14,057 Trust me. I've been down this road before. 518 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:15,459 Let's go, precious. 519 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,660 You know this is crap. 520 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,596 Maybe, but since it's the weekend, 521 00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,664 it might take a few days to sort out. 522 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:24,501 And meanwhile, you'll have a nice bed and three squares a day 523 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,754 and some charming roommates to pass the time with. 524 00:23:34,464 --> 00:23:35,929 (WOMAN CHATTERING ON RADIO) 525 00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:42,336 Joan! What a nice surprise! 526 00:23:42,405 --> 00:23:44,505 Hi. I-- I'm sorry to bother you. 527 00:23:44,574 --> 00:23:45,906 Um, I've just been calling Grace, 528 00:23:45,975 --> 00:23:47,708 and I can't seem to find her. 529 00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:50,111 Oh, she's with her father. She should be back soon. 530 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,980 Would you like a soda or somethin'? 531 00:23:53,048 --> 00:23:55,182 Uh, Ms. Polanski, are you okay? 532 00:23:55,251 --> 00:23:57,384 Oh! Maybe a little tired. 533 00:23:58,454 --> 00:24:00,154 Help yourself. 534 00:24:00,223 --> 00:24:02,089 Grace'll be back soon. 535 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,463 Grace is so lucky to have a friend like you. 536 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,149 Yeah, me, too. 537 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,720 She's always so embarrassed with me, 538 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:20,524 but I think we had a lovely time the other day, don't you? 539 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:21,958 Yeah, sure. 540 00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:24,861 Yeah. 541 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:28,882 Would you like a soda or something? 542 00:24:28,951 --> 00:24:30,717 No, thanks. 543 00:24:30,786 --> 00:24:33,420 I, um... I should probably go. 544 00:24:33,489 --> 00:24:36,323 Can you just tell her to call me? 545 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:38,908 Okay, dear. It was good to see you again. 546 00:24:40,178 --> 00:24:41,945 I'll see you later. 547 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:56,059 We could go Kama Sutra. You said you wanted personal. 548 00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:57,761 If that's not personal, I don't know what is. 549 00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,896 Freidman, this is a religious event! 550 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:02,198 It should have deeper meaning than... 551 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:05,302 Remarkably limber. 552 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:07,971 No. 553 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,801 An astronomy text? No, that's relationship suicide. 554 00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:24,204 I don't know. I mean, we met in science class. 555 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:26,406 My God, it's used! 556 00:25:26,475 --> 00:25:28,775 Grandparents wouldn't give that. 557 00:25:40,556 --> 00:25:42,589 "This is the very ecstasy of love..." 558 00:25:43,859 --> 00:25:46,259 Oh, this would have been perfect for Judith. 559 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,914 It's perfect. 560 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,499 I found it. 561 00:25:52,568 --> 00:25:54,401 There's no, no admonitions, Freidman. 562 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:56,002 I am committed. 563 00:25:57,573 --> 00:25:59,606 You know best, buddy. 564 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,332 JOAN: It was so weird. 565 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,635 The other day, her mom was, like, this regular, normal mom, 566 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:13,503 and then today, she was drunk. 567 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,305 I've never seen her mom when she's been drinking. 568 00:26:15,374 --> 00:26:17,240 Okay? I've only been to her place a couple times. 569 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,743 She was a totally different person. 570 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:22,046 So sad. 571 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:24,314 I mean, if this happens all the time, you should have told me. 572 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:26,283 Grace made me promise not to say anything. 573 00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:29,119 I'm her best friend. I should have known. 574 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,254 And I'm her boyfriend. 575 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:34,024 Look, I got her to go to Alateen so she could start dealing with it. 576 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,093 I mean, you just have to give her time. 577 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:39,229 Time? Luke, she already put off her bat mitzvah. 578 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,431 She's put it off before, probably for the same reason. 579 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,500 Luke, she has to do this! 580 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,806 Why the hell did you come to my house? 581 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:49,940 (STAMMERING) 582 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,275 Did you tell her, freak? No. 583 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,311 No! No, he didn't-- he didn't say anything. 584 00:26:54,379 --> 00:26:55,879 Grace, I just wanted to talk to you, 585 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,347 and you wouldn't call me back. 586 00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:00,350 And you couldn't take a hint? This is none of your business. 587 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,953 And it's none of yours anymore, either. We're done. 588 00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:04,221 Grace, I'm sorry. 589 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:05,989 I was concerned! 590 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,825 Just leave it alone! 591 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,095 Grace, you have to do this. 592 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,097 Why the hell do you care if I chant some stupid prayers? 593 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:14,297 Because you care. 594 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,766 (SCOFFS) This was just for my parents, 595 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,134 and you shouldn't have come over! 596 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:18,902 Wait, why are you running away? 597 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,670 You don't seem to mind getting in people's faces 598 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,740 except for when it matters! Oh, save it. 599 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,307 You hide Luke, 600 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:25,709 which, yeah, okay, I kind of understand, 601 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,344 but you hide your mom. 602 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,179 You hide all the important stuff, Grace. 603 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,014 Look, I'm not Jewish, but it seems to me 604 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:35,018 this whole bat mitzvah thing is about standing up and declaring yourself. 605 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,554 Getting in people's faces for real! 606 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,406 LUKE: Grace. 607 00:27:41,644 --> 00:27:43,743 I already got you a present. 608 00:27:46,181 --> 00:27:47,180 (JOAN SIGHING) 609 00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,226 GRACE: You better tell the truth or I'll cancel again. 610 00:27:59,294 --> 00:28:01,995 JOAN: I told you, I will. 611 00:28:02,063 --> 00:28:04,164 If I hear the word "adorable," I will go postal. 612 00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:06,834 Okay. Getting bored and crabby out here. 613 00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:11,705 ♪ Will you share your company? 614 00:28:11,774 --> 00:28:15,074 ♪ And would you share the history? ♪ 615 00:28:16,244 --> 00:28:17,277 Wow! 616 00:28:17,346 --> 00:28:19,112 Grace! Shut up, dude. 617 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:24,250 Oh, God, whoever invented pantyhose should be shot. 618 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,852 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 619 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,125 (EXCLAIMING) 620 00:28:32,194 --> 00:28:34,495 My little girl in high heels? 621 00:28:34,563 --> 00:28:36,997 Cry on the dress, Dad, and they become lethal weapons. 622 00:28:39,401 --> 00:28:40,801 Come here. 623 00:28:42,871 --> 00:28:46,173 Well, uh, your mother's gonna be ready in a minute. 624 00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:50,977 She's gonna be fine today, Grace, 625 00:28:51,046 --> 00:28:52,846 because she promised. 626 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:59,369 I'm really sorry about the other day. 627 00:28:59,421 --> 00:29:00,687 She had help, you know, but... 628 00:29:00,756 --> 00:29:03,156 Oh, no, you don't need to explain. 629 00:29:06,428 --> 00:29:09,763 I just wish that I had an answer 630 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:12,565 for why this has to be this way. I don't know. 631 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,924 You wanna go over your Torah portion again? 632 00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,676 It's under neural lockdown. 633 00:29:22,745 --> 00:29:24,327 (LAUGHING) 634 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:25,662 Let's boogie. 635 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:26,929 Okay. 636 00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:28,098 I'll be down in a minute. 637 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,265 Okay. 638 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,394 Do you want me to... Yeah. 639 00:29:40,462 --> 00:29:41,461 Okay. 640 00:29:47,669 --> 00:29:48,768 Okay. 641 00:29:57,746 --> 00:30:00,146 (ALL SINGING IN HEBREW) 642 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:19,099 (SPEAKING HEBREW) 643 00:30:19,168 --> 00:30:21,601 Today, Grace becomes a bat mitzvah. 644 00:30:23,204 --> 00:30:25,939 She enters a new chapter of her life 645 00:30:26,007 --> 00:30:28,442 where she will see the world not through my eyes 646 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,109 or her mother's, 647 00:30:31,012 --> 00:30:32,779 but through her own. 648 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,049 Who knew the lady was a lady? 649 00:30:36,117 --> 00:30:38,685 And this ceremony is about a celebration 650 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:41,087 of that new sight, 651 00:30:41,156 --> 00:30:44,691 the awareness of the complexity of life. 652 00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:48,679 Awareness that she now holds, 653 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,847 the moral responsibility 654 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,199 for her own decisions. 655 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:56,837 (RABBI SINGING PRAYER IN HEBREW) 656 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:09,566 Today we pass the Torah 657 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:12,769 from generation to generation, 658 00:31:12,838 --> 00:31:16,672 as it has been handed down for thousands of years. 659 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:25,615 This Torah is being entrusted to you, Grace, 660 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:27,984 with all it contains, 661 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,887 the tradition, the history, 662 00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:34,657 the beauty, the pain, 663 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,593 the struggle, and most of all, 664 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,815 the mystery. 665 00:31:50,859 --> 00:31:53,460 Check out the muscle definition in her calves. 666 00:31:53,529 --> 00:31:55,062 Don't you have any respect? 667 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,030 Respect? I'm in awe here. 668 00:31:57,099 --> 00:31:58,131 Shut it. 669 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,366 Today you are a woman, Grace. 670 00:32:08,944 --> 00:32:10,243 (SIGHING) 671 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,279 Take care of my little girl. 672 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:28,779 (GRACE SINGING PRAYER IN HEBREW) 673 00:32:43,778 --> 00:32:45,845 (ALL SINGING IN HEBREW) 674 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,676 I know we're all bonding here with the singing, 675 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,077 but seriously, that is a bad song. 676 00:33:01,130 --> 00:33:02,162 (ALL LAUGHING) 677 00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:04,097 Anyway, 678 00:33:04,166 --> 00:33:06,366 basically, me and my dad have been fighting about this day 679 00:33:06,435 --> 00:33:08,618 since I hit the double digits. 680 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:11,287 And, uh... I won't go into it. 681 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,390 It was a political thing, 682 00:33:15,144 --> 00:33:17,444 and a daughter-of-a-rabbi thing. 683 00:33:17,513 --> 00:33:19,513 But finally I gave in 684 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,832 and, uh, indulged them in one last empty ritual 685 00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:24,767 before I'm out of here. 686 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:29,505 But then, um, 687 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,409 not to get all gooey or anything like that, 688 00:33:37,132 --> 00:33:40,283 when you handed me the Torah and I read those words, 689 00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,586 it hit me that 690 00:33:43,788 --> 00:33:46,690 this is a genius way of attacking adulthood. 691 00:33:48,543 --> 00:33:51,178 I mean, this scroll... 692 00:33:51,246 --> 00:33:53,646 There are no easy answers in here. 693 00:33:54,716 --> 00:33:57,950 It's basically a book of questions, 694 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:00,503 something that makes us keep searching 695 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:03,089 for a way to make sense of this mess. 696 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,911 And just dealing with a lot of questions, that takes a lot of guts 697 00:34:07,979 --> 00:34:11,347 when there's no guarantee that there will be answers. 698 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,153 And, uh, I just hope I'm up for it. 699 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,405 So, 700 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:21,875 fire up that cheesy music, and let's eat. 701 00:34:22,744 --> 00:34:24,277 Dude, I warned you! 702 00:34:24,346 --> 00:34:26,346 (ALL SINGING HAVA NAGILA) 703 00:34:30,018 --> 00:34:31,651 (LAUGHING) 704 00:34:46,568 --> 00:34:48,101 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 705 00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:50,871 KEVIN: Come in. 706 00:34:50,939 --> 00:34:53,556 Hey. Your mom said that you wouldn't mind. 707 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:56,459 No, I--I was just, uh, finishing a story. 708 00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:03,733 You okay? 709 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:07,637 I just finished the deposition. 710 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:11,074 You wanna sit? 711 00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:13,844 They just kept trying to twist everything that I said, you know, 712 00:35:13,912 --> 00:35:16,246 make it seem like you didn't care what happened. 713 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:18,915 So I yelled at them. 714 00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,083 Cool. 715 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,819 I just kept thinking... 716 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:24,888 (SIGHING) 717 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:29,059 I just kept asking myself, you know, "What if... 718 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,328 "What if I didn't pick a fight with you that night?" 719 00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:34,731 You know, maybe you wouldn't have gotten in the car. 720 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,167 It wasn't your fault. 721 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,902 If I could just 722 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,571 take back that night. 723 00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:46,042 I don't understand why all this is happening. 724 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:48,011 Are we just supposed to 725 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,747 forget about all this? 726 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,649 Go back to our lives? 727 00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:58,588 I don't know. 728 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,565 (BETH SIGHS DEEPLY) 729 00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,372 You're late. 730 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,739 I was celebrating. 731 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:19,142 Ryan finally cracked. 732 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:20,343 It's just a description, 733 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:23,213 but at least it gives us someplace to start. 734 00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,081 Thank God. 735 00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,483 Why didn't you call me? 736 00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,619 Ah, it was a long day. 737 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:31,788 But I've got to hand it to Lucy. 738 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,456 She's really something. 739 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:34,858 Really? 740 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,927 Ryan was doing his usual whine and sulk, 741 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:39,712 and she comes in and apologizes 742 00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:42,749 for bringing him in on the convenience store bust. 743 00:36:42,817 --> 00:36:46,719 She says, um, she understands how he feels. 744 00:36:47,488 --> 00:36:49,321 She had me fooled. 745 00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:51,891 What convenience store bust? 746 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,226 Oh, she said he matched some guy's description 747 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,629 who knocked over a place on 23rd. 748 00:36:58,199 --> 00:36:59,532 False charges? 749 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,050 Aren't... 750 00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,820 Aren't you worried his testimony won't hold up? 751 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,389 Look, I'm trying to find the guy who killed Judith. 752 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,674 This is how business gets done. 753 00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:11,911 Wow. 754 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:14,947 You never used to talk like this before. 755 00:37:15,016 --> 00:37:17,083 Excuse me? 756 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,485 Well, making false arrests, 757 00:37:19,554 --> 00:37:21,820 strong-arming some scared kid 758 00:37:21,889 --> 00:37:25,358 and telling me that's how business is done? 759 00:37:25,427 --> 00:37:27,894 What are you, Dirty Harry? 760 00:37:27,962 --> 00:37:29,863 You don't understand, Helen. 761 00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:31,130 Do you? 762 00:37:36,104 --> 00:37:39,005 Did you even question what you were doing? 763 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:51,150 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 764 00:37:54,055 --> 00:37:56,222 Those pictures are gonna surface one day. 765 00:37:56,290 --> 00:37:59,492 Bat Mitzvah Vets for Truth are gonna ruin my life. 766 00:37:59,561 --> 00:38:00,960 I'll get some juice. 767 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:06,099 You were so wonderful, Gracie. 768 00:38:06,801 --> 00:38:08,435 So beautiful. 769 00:38:10,472 --> 00:38:12,272 It's just ginger ale. 770 00:38:14,442 --> 00:38:16,242 This is your night. 771 00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:21,046 I am not going there this time, Mom. 772 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,785 Don't you think I can change? 773 00:38:33,295 --> 00:38:36,028 I love you. Thank you for today. 774 00:38:51,346 --> 00:38:53,313 Lovely affair. 775 00:38:53,381 --> 00:38:55,114 You did a nice job, Joanie. 776 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,884 God shouldn't pinch cheeks. 777 00:38:58,953 --> 00:39:01,053 It never makes the world better. 778 00:39:01,122 --> 00:39:02,722 Rugelach? 779 00:39:02,791 --> 00:39:05,391 No, thank you. I only eat what I can spell. 780 00:39:10,465 --> 00:39:13,232 So, questions? That's... That's it? 781 00:39:13,301 --> 00:39:14,467 It's about questions? 782 00:39:14,536 --> 00:39:15,901 That's it. 783 00:39:16,705 --> 00:39:18,571 Okay. Then I have one. 784 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,239 Judith. 785 00:39:22,009 --> 00:39:24,176 Why did she have to die? 786 00:39:24,245 --> 00:39:25,911 What if she never lived at all? 787 00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:28,514 What if I had done things differently? 788 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,383 What if I could have saved her? 789 00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:32,585 What if knowing you gave her days she thought she'd never have? 790 00:39:32,654 --> 00:39:35,688 No! No, I want answers. People need answers. 791 00:39:37,826 --> 00:39:40,460 Don't you see how much I miss her? 792 00:39:42,731 --> 00:39:44,697 Can't you still feel her? 793 00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:48,133 See, it's not about answers. 794 00:39:48,202 --> 00:39:51,203 It's about asking the right questions, Joanie. 795 00:40:02,384 --> 00:40:04,183 I told you not to get me anything. 796 00:40:04,252 --> 00:40:05,885 Just come on. 797 00:40:05,953 --> 00:40:08,521 Alone in the dark? This better not be something Freidman suggested. 798 00:40:08,590 --> 00:40:09,856 Okay, look up. 799 00:40:09,924 --> 00:40:11,791 No, no, no. Right--Right over there, 800 00:40:11,860 --> 00:40:13,626 by the constellation Leo. 801 00:40:13,695 --> 00:40:15,478 My neck is cramping. 802 00:40:17,865 --> 00:40:19,432 There! Did you see that? 803 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,650 (EXCLAIMS) How did you get them to do that? 804 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,553 It's the Leonid meteor shower. 805 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:26,722 It happens every year or so, 806 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:30,226 so you'll never forget tonight. 807 00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:35,999 I mean, it was either this or Shabbat candlesticks. 808 00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,833 Oh! There's another one! Look! There's one. 809 00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:39,685 Yeah. 810 00:40:39,754 --> 00:40:42,255 You know, there's a theory that... 811 00:40:42,323 --> 00:40:45,190 That all organic matter on earth, life, 812 00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,227 may have come from those. 813 00:40:50,064 --> 00:40:52,064 Wonder if we'll ever know. 814 00:40:52,967 --> 00:40:54,066 Look. 815 00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:05,944 ♪ Don't tell me things that I don't need to know 816 00:41:06,013 --> 00:41:10,149 ♪ 'Cause I only wanted you for me 817 00:41:13,588 --> 00:41:20,426 ♪ Like the rain falling through the Kansas sky 818 00:41:20,495 --> 00:41:22,561 ♪ Darling, that's the way it will always be 819 00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:25,765 Can't believe Grace actually went through with it. 820 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,166 (CHUCKLES) 821 00:41:28,770 --> 00:41:31,470 I was so scared to ask. 822 00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:33,806 I mean, what if Judith died because we went on that date, 823 00:41:33,874 --> 00:41:37,075 and what if that means we're not supposed to be together anymore? 824 00:41:37,978 --> 00:41:39,011 I don't... 825 00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:40,813 I know, I know, I know. 826 00:41:40,881 --> 00:41:42,147 I just... 827 00:41:44,485 --> 00:41:46,619 I was just so scared to... 828 00:41:48,356 --> 00:41:50,556 To lose two people that I loved. 829 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,991 ♪ If we ever get that far 830 00:41:54,862 --> 00:42:00,265 ♪ And now I'm glad they lived to see 831 00:42:00,335 --> 00:42:07,340 ♪ The world will always be reaching for the stars 832 00:42:07,408 --> 00:42:10,876 ♪ Yeah, reaching for the stars 833 00:42:14,649 --> 00:42:18,934 ♪ Reaching for the stars ♪