1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:02,667 (BELL RINGING) 2 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:08,240 HELEN: Remember your kinetic sculpture's due Friday. 3 00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:10,275 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 4 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:18,183 Hello. Oh, could you hold on a minute? 5 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:21,253 Mrs. G., I--I kinda need an extension. Just till Monday. 6 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:24,356 The--The--The past three nights I've been at work till after midnight, 7 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:25,991 and tonight I got... Adam. 8 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:29,628 If I do it for you, I have to do it for everyone. Sorry. 9 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,199 Sorry. Hello. 10 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,568 No. 11 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:42,607 Jeremy? Oh, my... 12 00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:45,877 How long has it been? 13 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:49,047 No, not that long. 14 00:00:49,115 --> 00:00:53,485 Oh. Didn't we just graduate from college a couple of years ago? 15 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:58,057 I did not. You dumped me. 16 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,459 (LAUGHS) 17 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:05,196 Well, hey. It's a little late for regrets, Jeremy. 18 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,232 JOAN: So, who else blew off trig? JUDITH: Me. 19 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:08,366 I did. Excuses? 20 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:09,534 Apathy. 21 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:12,137 Art project, internship, it made no sense. 22 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,271 You? 23 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:14,540 Behind The Music marathon. 24 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,842 Grand Funk Railroad. So tragic. 25 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,143 Their manager took all their money, 26 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,677 and now I've never heard of them. 27 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,412 Ah, you know, I just gotta drop some stuff in my locker, 28 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:23,248 and then we can start putting my sculpture together. 29 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:25,250 Oh! Wait, I can't. 30 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,352 I have my first appointment with the college counselor today. 31 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,888 He is so scary. He actually licks his lips 32 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,690 when he mentions Princeton. 33 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,760 Yeah, well, I'll be lucky if he mentions college. 34 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,463 Well, you said you'd help. 35 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,499 I mean, I'm already so far behind. 36 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,268 I know, I'm sorry. He's making me spend the afternoon 37 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,937 working on my essay about extracurricular activities, 38 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,372 which I don't have, 39 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,707 unless you count napping. 40 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,042 How about tomorrow? 41 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,244 No. I told you. Tomorrow's my internship. 42 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,949 Right, right. And Thursday I have to cram for history 43 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,850 and finish the trig that I blew off, 44 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,852 working at the bookstore. Friday! 45 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,521 No, it's too late. 46 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:03,955 I'm not doing anything. 47 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:05,724 I thought you had your French midterm. 48 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,860 We covered the pluperfect at my last school. 49 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,095 Pas de probleme. 50 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,498 This way at least you get half of Joanith. 51 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,466 You're totally saving my butt. 52 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,334 So let's get to work, slacker. 53 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:17,635 Bye. Bye. 54 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,805 Interested in a videography project? 55 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,708 It's a chance to document how you see the world. 56 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:27,179 Uh, fascinating, but no. 57 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,414 It may even fulfill some of that extracurricular stuff 58 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,282 you're lacking, Joan. 59 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:41,459 So, you work for public television now? 60 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:44,095 Mmm. I just volunteer. 61 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,531 Sometimes I work the phone banks. 62 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,768 How about it? 63 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,737 Look, you know everything. You know my schedule. 64 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:55,040 I'm a junior in high school. 65 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,941 I only have time to pee on the weekends. 66 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,276 It's a very stressful time. 67 00:02:58,345 --> 00:02:59,778 Sometimes, taking a step back, 68 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,381 seeing life through the lens lets you see things clearer. 69 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,850 Beats napping. 70 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:40,585 JOAN: And this is my mom. Mom, say hi. 71 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,088 I burnt my toast. 72 00:03:44,158 --> 00:03:45,990 Joan, will you please stop? 73 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,159 Mom, you look great today. 74 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,827 Are you wearing lipstick? 75 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,864 (SIGHING) 76 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:55,200 Don't you have to go to school? 77 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:56,935 You never wear lipstick. 78 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,803 LUKE: Do you have a job interview or something? 79 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,606 JOAN: Oh, wait, wait, wait. Say that again. Say that again. Take two. 80 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:02,974 Do you have a job interview or something? 81 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:05,710 For those of you in the audience 82 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,647 who are not watching in Odorama, 83 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,316 Mom is also wearing a very nice perfume today. 84 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:13,652 Now I know how Sean Penn feels. 85 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,624 Oh! Cut! 86 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,024 Please stop yelling "Cut." 87 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,494 Wardrobe! Dad, I can't shoot you in that sweater. 88 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,363 Everyone will actually think that's what you're like. 89 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:28,166 It's my lucky sweater. Kevin, we have a 7:30 tee time! 90 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,268 Today I'm gonna play like Tiger Woods. 91 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,736 When he played like Tiger Woods. 92 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,605 Oh, preppy retro. That's working. 93 00:04:34,674 --> 00:04:37,108 JOAN: This is my brother, Kevin Girardi. 94 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,409 Are we ready? 95 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,079 Look at him. He can't wait for me to kick his ass. 96 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:44,382 HELEN: Well, you--you do remember we have to go over the Bakers' statements today? 97 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:48,953 Oh, damn it. Later! Kevin and I are playing golf. 98 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,490 I don't have to let the Bakers screw that up, too. 99 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,326 Okay. Ah, I'm sorry. 100 00:04:56,897 --> 00:05:00,766 Hey, you smell good. Got a date? 101 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:05,203 I am just competing with your true love. It takes effort. 102 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:11,009 Well, don't feel bad. After golf, you are a very close second. 103 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,913 Let's go, duffer. 104 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,080 (CLICKING TONGUE) 105 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,182 (CLICKING TONGUE) 106 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,488 I thought you didn't have any free time. 107 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,323 JOAN: I don't. But... 108 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:28,226 But I need the extracurricular stuff, and I don't have to make time for this 109 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,562 because it's supposed to be whatever happens, 110 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,831 you know, in the moment. 111 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:35,133 Oh. And you're stressed. 112 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:37,402 I'm seeing it. 113 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,137 You will, too, when you look at this. 114 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,239 I--I can't talk to you like this, okay? 115 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,608 Adam. Yes, you can. Just act natural. 116 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,545 That's an oxymoron. The minute you turn on a camera, 117 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,147 you're distorting reality. It's Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. 118 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:52,283 You sound like my brother. 119 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:56,621 Then I will shut up. And I will walk away. 120 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:57,822 I'll catch you later. Okay? 121 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,857 No, no, no, no, wait. Adam, come on. 122 00:05:59,926 --> 00:06:04,029 I was just trying to take a step backwards. You know? 123 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,832 To document us. Just forget the stress. 124 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,800 I'd love to. 125 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:12,236 Okay. All right. Okay. So, now just look into the lens, 126 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:15,206 and just talk about us. 127 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:17,742 You know? What we mean to each other. 128 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,411 Jane. Oh, come on! 129 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,712 It'll be like Real World: London. 130 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,347 Not Vegas. Vegas is so cheesy. 131 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,117 Jane, look, I'm really fried with all this work, okay? 132 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:28,453 Hey, Joanith. Say hi to your peeps. 133 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,520 What are you doing? 134 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,556 I'm videoing you videoing Adam. 135 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,225 It's a total post-modern Warhol thing. 136 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,759 God. 137 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,794 I gotta get to class. Okay? 138 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,699 Judith, what are you doing? 139 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,268 I'm doing my piece on Joanith. By shooting him, 140 00:06:43,337 --> 00:06:45,136 I'm focusing on you. 141 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,737 (CAMERA BEEPING OFF) 142 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,739 I was just getting him to open up to me. You scared him off! 143 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:52,043 Ladies. L-Ladies. Squabble not. 144 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,245 Why don't you just shoot some video of each other? 145 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:55,346 Freidman! 146 00:06:55,416 --> 00:06:56,414 (BOTH GROANING) 147 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,753 Ahh. Damn it! 148 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:02,988 MAN: Hey, Chris, you seen my ball? 149 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,856 Well. 150 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,425 You made a nice chip shot on that last hole. 151 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,127 Then I four-putted. 152 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:10,695 I'm usually a very good putter. 153 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,097 Even as a kid with miniature golf, 154 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:13,932 the windmill was never a problem. 155 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:17,201 Do you mind? I'd like to continue to humiliate you. 156 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,803 Take some focus off the fact 157 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,438 that I'm Velcroed to a golf cart. 158 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:23,341 Maybe you're just a little distracted today. 159 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,412 WILL: Nice, Kev! LUCY: Nice! 160 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,380 So, what is it really? Hmm? 161 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,616 Playing with the boss? 162 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,884 No. Just more lawsuit crap. 163 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,921 I hoped this would take my mind off things. 164 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,390 You know about the case? 165 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,992 I had to ask for some time off when we met with the attorney. 166 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,260 Lucy has been very supportive. 167 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:48,066 I know how hard this must be for the whole family. 168 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,568 I actually might need some more time. 169 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:53,872 They say Andy is too unstable to travel, 170 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:57,142 and we have to go to them for the depositions. 171 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:00,812 Hmm. Well, come on! 172 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:04,049 It's a squeeze play. The more you pay for incidentals, 173 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,551 the less money you have to fight the case. 174 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:10,488 You'd think the chair would be the only thing the jury needs to see. 175 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:12,022 I know you like your lawyer, 176 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:14,526 but you want payback, don't you? 177 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:16,161 You know Chuck Kroner? 178 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,396 I helped out covering a case of his. 179 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:20,699 Guy would sue his own mother. 180 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,367 Just use my name. 181 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:24,268 Can we just play some golf? 182 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,703 Absolutely. 183 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,641 I just think these bastards should pay. 184 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,610 Anybody who screws up a man's golf game... 185 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,013 That should be a capital offense. 186 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:48,726 Sorry. Sorry I'm late. I thought I had this thing. 187 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,295 That was convincing. 188 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,462 What? 189 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,898 The, uh, nervous stutter. 190 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,933 Closely related to lying. 191 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,936 Yeah, uh, ex-nun. 192 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,439 I spent years around guilty Catholics. 193 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,741 Oh. Well, you're wrong this time. 194 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:07,612 Yeah? 'Cause, um, usually I find that 195 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,381 the initial stutter is a lead-up to the blurt-out. 196 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:14,151 You know, that thing that you think you can keep in, 197 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:17,088 but you feel like it's gonna blow if you don't let it out? 198 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,158 Obviously I'm wrong, so, uh, why don't we just discuss 199 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,428 your catechism and, uh, hope that that, uh, cute guy over there 200 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,530 thinks we're talkin' dirty. 201 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,068 (SIGHING) 202 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,507 It's nothing. It's... I just got this call from this guy 203 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,543 that I used to know in college. Jeremy. 204 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,945 He was... You know. 205 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,814 No. I don't. 206 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:46,317 Uh, by the way, nice blurt-out. Under 10 seconds. 207 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:51,656 (STAMMERING) Well, he was the first guy that I was serious about. 208 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,858 He's apparently this big artist now, 209 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,060 and he called me up, 210 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,596 and we were gonna go have coffee. 211 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,531 Are you gonna tell him? 212 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,967 Jeremy? Your husband. 213 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:06,771 Will Girardi. The father of your children, I assume. 214 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:11,108 It's just coffee, 215 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:15,913 and men get so irrationally jealous. 216 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:18,082 Sounds kinda rational to me. 217 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,986 It's been over 20 years. 218 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,488 I mean, for all I know, the guy is, uh, 219 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:26,423 fat or bald or gay... 220 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:29,160 Well, he is n-not gay, unless a lot has changed. 221 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,162 Wow. 222 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:35,433 That was six completely different excuses all in one breath. 223 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,737 Um, aren't we supposed to be studying Genesis? 224 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:39,871 Right. 225 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,505 (CLEARING THROAT) 226 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:46,077 So, uh, you wanna start with, uh, Eve and the snake? 227 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,347 LUKE: It has three gigabytes of memory, okay? 228 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,416 As opposed to 1.5 of the... 229 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,454 You've been avoiding me. 230 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,023 Not successfully, it seems. 231 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,824 You said you were gonna tell me how things were going. 232 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,292 Very well for my mother. 233 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,694 She made it through two bottles of wine at dinner. 234 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,330 You keeping your journal? 235 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,133 Yeah. But it's mostly free-form swearing. 236 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,500 Just not the journal type. 237 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,135 You gotta keep at it, Grace. 238 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,371 Remember the Seven C's for dealing with an alcoholic parent. 239 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,940 You can't control it. You can't cure it. You can't feel responsible. 240 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,609 That's not a "C." 241 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,544 The "C" is in the "can't." You know you want to change your life, 242 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,111 or else you wouldn't have gone to the Alateen meeting. 243 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,113 (GROANING) Don't pretend like you know me. You know? 244 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,015 Just because you did some good little deed 245 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:28,386 doesn't give you the right to get all up in my face. 246 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,726 Okay. I know how weird it is to be photographed, 247 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,127 so I thought I could make it a little easier, 248 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,831 if I just kinda, you know, told you what to do. 249 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,499 How is that a documentary? 250 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,034 I'm supposed to document how I see things. You're a part of that. 251 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,071 I want to show the world what kind of couple we are. 252 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,472 The world? 253 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,808 Okay. Public television. 254 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,277 I know people don't really watch it, 255 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,379 but if I do good at this, we could get free tote bags. 256 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,382 Look, now just walk towards me, and 257 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,251 talk about all the things that you like about us. 258 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,820 Jane, I... 259 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:05,422 All right, that's good, but with more feeling. 260 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,092 I can't do this. This is totally fake. 261 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,462 Okay, all right. I, uh, I--I get it. 262 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,798 Um, it's hard to be all poetic. 263 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,099 How about we try some action? 264 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,268 Here. I got it. Come here. 265 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:21,372 Okay. I want you to just come running into the room, 266 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:25,643 uh, talking about how much you miss me, and then we'll kiss. 267 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,546 Ready? 268 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:31,282 Okay. When I say go, you run in. 269 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,383 Go. 270 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,020 But I don't usually run to you. 271 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,356 Adam, come on, work with me here. Okay? 272 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,491 Look, just run in. You don't even have to say anything. 273 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,761 Come kiss the camera like you're gonna kiss me. Ready? 274 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,463 And, go. Come in. 275 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,770 Look, I--I--I don't want to be in the movie. Okay? 276 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,273 Can we just leave it at that, please? 277 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:58,309 Adam, how am I supposed to document the world if you're not in it? 278 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,678 Is this really how you see the world? 279 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,213 Like we're some fake couple? 280 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,982 It's just a video. No, it's not! 281 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,317 It's not. It's you trying to force us 282 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,620 to become something that we're not. 283 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,524 Hey, I wanted you to be real, but you didn't want to do that, either. 284 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,725 You want real? I hate this! 285 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,295 I hate it! Okay? I hate trying to pretend 286 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,097 that we're some happy couple 287 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,532 when--when--when we're so stressed out that we're miserable 288 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,601 even when we're together! 289 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,208 Wow. I should've kept the cameras rolling for that, huh? 290 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:34,846 Look, Jane, I can't... This is making me crazy. I can't do this. 291 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,148 I gotta go to the design studio. 292 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:44,288 ♪ Gonna let it shine 293 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,158 ♪ It's gonna shine ♪ 294 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,099 He freaked. I mean, what's that all about? 295 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,101 Relationships don't work. 296 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,903 There's always someone who wants something 297 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,637 that the other person can't deliver. 298 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,007 Yeah, well, I'm just making a stupid video. 299 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,110 Well, maybe he wants one minute where he's not being spied on. 300 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,212 I mean, we're being watched all the time, Girardi. 301 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,214 1984 ring a bell? 302 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,216 Okay, I wasn't even born yet. 303 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,852 The book. "Big Brother is watching." It's happened. 304 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:18,422 I mean, at ATMs, out on the street, in stores. 305 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,491 And don't even get me started on Carnivore, 306 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,793 a big government computer the size of a football field 307 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,962 that sifts through all of your phone conversations, 308 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,430 all of your e-mails. 309 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,466 And you wonder why some people want to be left alone? 310 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,903 Okay. You seem a little militant even for a militant. 311 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:34,138 Are you okay? More questions! 312 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,607 See what I mean? End of the world! 313 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,177 Huh. 314 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,313 Speaking of Big Brother. 315 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,484 This was definitely one of your worst ideas. 316 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,486 You didn't like what you saw. 317 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,787 No! 318 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,555 And it created even more stress. 319 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,292 Look, just take the camera back. Okay? 320 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,127 And let them run a documentary where the lions eat the antelopes, 321 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,463 because that would be the same as watching my life. 322 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,099 You've gotta look below the surface. 323 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:06,103 Sometimes what you see is just a mask for something much deeper. 324 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,539 I mean, the Italian neo-realist filmmakers found truth by... 325 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,207 Shh! Save it, Ebert. 326 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,644 Just keep at it. 327 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,180 They want to use this for their fundraiser drive. 328 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:21,519 Lost in thought, 329 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,788 Joan ponders her next move. 330 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,327 Ah. To shoot Judith 331 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,862 as she records a life of chaos and confusion. 332 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,264 Where Joanith reigns supreme. 333 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,368 Hey, Judith, I got the mirrors. You ready? Oh. Yeah. 334 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,303 Oh, hey, maybe I--I could help. 335 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,006 I thought you had to see the college counselor again. 336 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,774 Well, can't you wait? 337 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,043 I'm behind. 338 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,411 Chill. I'll take care of him. 339 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,280 JUDITH: Hey! Wait up! Adam. 340 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,287 (BEEPING) 341 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,856 LUKE: Okay, so the object moves because of the kinetic energy 342 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,759 transferred to it by the potential energy created... 343 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,128 Are you listening? No. 344 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:07,231 Dude. Extra credit. Focus. 345 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,799 I've spent the past three weeks 346 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,734 memorizing Hamlet for Judith. 347 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,037 I have half an act left, and she still thinks I'm a joke. 348 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,206 Freidman. 349 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,509 Friend to friend. 350 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,279 It is an exceptionally absurd way to pursue a woman. 351 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,015 Poetry? Since when? 352 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:30,387 Well, then I guess it's the incongruous coupling of poetry and you. 353 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,426 Sure. I know what I look like. 354 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:37,928 But, "Love looks not with the eyes, 355 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,530 "but with the mind, and therefore 356 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,799 "is winged Cupid painted blind." 357 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,105 I really like her, dude. Someday you'll know what I mean. 358 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,142 It's not about the dream of getting naked with her. 359 00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,043 Not exclusively. 360 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,612 I just can't forget that kiss, you know? 361 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,049 And every now and then I get this look from her 362 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,717 that's potential. 363 00:17:00,786 --> 00:17:02,753 (BEEPING) 364 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,156 Couldn't stop now if I wanted to. 365 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,363 Like this, okay? 366 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,435 So just break up the rest of the mirrors, 367 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:22,573 and--and don't make the pieces too small. 368 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:25,810 Uh, uh, wait. Wait. There's an extra pair of safety glasses over there. 369 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,444 Come on. Where's the fun 370 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,414 if I can't get glass shards in my eye and sue the school? 371 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,685 Okay. Actually helping now. 372 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:53,204 Wait, wait. Don't cut too deep. Okay? It just breaks apart. 373 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,540 Just so you know I'm the worst at art. 374 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,310 Joan was the one who was always making stuff at Crazy Camp. 375 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,247 Yeah, well, she's off on her video project, isn't she? 376 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:06,217 I'm sensing you're not a big videography fan. 377 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,385 It's not just that. 378 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,188 Our lives have changed so much, you know. 379 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,726 We--We don't connect, you know? 380 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,462 And I just feel so guilty or 381 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,233 pissed off or a million other things. 382 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,369 So, every time you feel like you're losing her, 383 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,638 you push her away even harder. 384 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,542 I love her. You know? 385 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,612 I mean, you know, that--that's the last thing I want. 386 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,849 JUDITH: The thing about Joan is 387 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,285 no matter how many idiot projects she does, 388 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,954 or how much she drives you crazy, 389 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:46,590 she actually sticks around. 390 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,092 Even when you try to push her away. 391 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,130 Yeah. 392 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,469 Most people don't do that. 393 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,810 Most people just take off, drive away. 394 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,513 Leave you standing there with no money, no way to get home. 395 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,087 Hang on to her, Adam. 396 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,989 She saved my life this summer. 397 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,827 She already saved mine. 398 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,465 I know. 399 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,735 Then why can't I just see that? 400 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,240 I mean, that's all that matters. 401 00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:49,920 (CAMERA BEEPING OFF) 402 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,431 (KNOCKING) 403 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,900 Hey. Thanks again for yesterday. 404 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,403 My kid had a great time humiliating his old man. 405 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:09,640 (LAUGHING) And we got to play hooky. 406 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,276 I told 'em I was at the doctor's. 407 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,812 Meeting an Assistant D.A. We're bad. 408 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,381 And I was thinking how good we were. 409 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,617 They, uh, finally gonna make you wear that? 410 00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,385 They wanted me in the whole get-up, 411 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,355 the holster, the badge, the decoder ring. 412 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,924 But all contracts are negotiable. 413 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:30,695 And I didn't want to let my job get in the way of my vanity. 414 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,797 Could I see? 415 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,740 Good call, boss. 416 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,578 Look, I, uh... 417 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,413 I was just wondering. 418 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,516 That attorney you mentioned? 419 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,418 Chuck Kroner? 420 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,186 I don't want to get in the middle of your business. 421 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,554 If you like your attorney, 422 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,490 you should stay... No. I appreciate it. 423 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,858 You said I could use your name? 424 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,294 Absolutely. 425 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,469 Tell him I said hi. 426 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:14,538 I'm so sorry you have to go through all this crap. You don't deserve it. 427 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,474 Yeah, well, I just wish in the middle of all this mess 428 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,309 something felt right. 429 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,711 It's war. 430 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,615 And that should never feel right. 431 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,619 Thanks. 432 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:44,901 (FAINT VOICES) 433 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,640 (STATIC CRACKLING) 434 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:31,648 ♪ I'm kneeling on the floor 435 00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,885 ♪ There has to be a force 436 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:37,588 ♪ Who do I phone 437 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:42,292 ♪ The stars are out and shining 438 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,595 ♪ But all I really want to know 439 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:49,233 ♪ Oh, won't you 440 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:52,069 ♪ Show me the way, every day ♪ 441 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,871 I gotta clean out this cupboard. 442 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,107 Yeah. Your junk. 443 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,875 Not helping. 444 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,776 I thought you'd be out with Adam and Judith. 445 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:02,445 Can't I spend a little bit of quality time by myself? 446 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:05,282 Do I have to be around a million people all the time? 447 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,383 No. 448 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,086 Are you okay? 449 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,621 Are you? 450 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:12,122 Listening to Peter Frampton? 451 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,058 That's kinda pathetic. 452 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:17,661 According to Behind The Music his career took a nosedive in 1978. 453 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,130 I was just cleaning out some junk. 454 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:25,069 You must've been so young then. 455 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,806 Bet you couldn't wait to grow up, huh? 456 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:31,775 Yeah. 457 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,445 (WILL AND KEVIN LAUGHING) 458 00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:38,649 You were picking up your head. That's why you topped the ball. 459 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,285 I crushed my drive on 16. 460 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,887 Yeah, too bad the fairway wasn't a little wider. 461 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,790 Hey, next Sunday, you and me. 462 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,458 Yeah, you're on. 463 00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:51,094 Look, I, uh... 464 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,598 I got Kroner's number from Lucy. 465 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,500 Oh. 466 00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:59,770 You know, uh, Mom will never agree to it. 467 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,472 HELEN: Agree to what? 468 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,442 A new lawyer. 469 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:10,246 We have a lawyer. And Tom's a friend. 470 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:11,882 Yeah. Well, we, uh, 471 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,650 were talking about the case today with Lucy, and... 472 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:16,019 Why do you discuss our business with her? 473 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,887 Hey, Helen, I work with her. 474 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,158 Things come up. You haven't mentioned it to your nun? 475 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,527 Well, 476 00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:26,296 I can trust her. And Lucy's gonna blab it around the station? 477 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:29,366 I don't know. Last week she suggested blackmail. 478 00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:30,601 She's trying to help! 479 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,603 This guy Kroner is a great litigator, Mom. 480 00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,605 I checked him out at the paper. 481 00:24:34,673 --> 00:24:38,108 And why wouldn't we go into this as strong as possible? 482 00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:45,883 So you two started all this without talking to me first? 483 00:24:45,951 --> 00:24:47,985 Look, it isn't easy for any of us. 484 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,487 Well, apparently, going behind my back is! 485 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:52,656 And it's so easy for you to be forthcoming? 486 00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,424 How long did it take for you to accept the fact 487 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,927 that we even needed a lawyer? Stop! Stop! 488 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,930 We were wrong. Okay? 489 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,900 We were, Dad, but I--I want to meet this guy, and I'd like it 490 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:05,736 if we were all there. 491 00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:13,043 (CLATTERING) 492 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,477 I think it's really admirable that you want to talk, Grace. 493 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,847 Who said anything about talkin'? 494 00:25:57,523 --> 00:25:59,823 You'd rather talk than make out? 495 00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:03,494 I think you're the one that needs the help, Girardi. 496 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,096 No! I'm not gonna let you use our make-out time 497 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,898 as a cudgel to avoid this issue. 498 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,366 See, this is why I don't talk to anyone. 499 00:26:10,435 --> 00:26:12,302 'Cause now we're all about her. 500 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:15,171 That stupid fifth "C" Is how the alcoholic is controlling my life. 501 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,641 Well, I'm not gonna let her. Okay? But she already is. 502 00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:20,044 Look at us! Only 'cause you can't get off it! 503 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,646 Okay. 504 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:25,115 So, let me come over to your house, and we'll hang out. 505 00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:26,916 This conversation is over. 506 00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:28,552 Can't you see what you're letting her do to you? 507 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:31,588 It's my space. I made the choice. Me. 508 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:36,226 I think you really believe that you're strong, 509 00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:39,930 but you're more terrified than anyone I know. 510 00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:58,449 Yes. 511 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:04,621 Oh, yes. Oh, you are a freakin' genius. 512 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:06,890 Man, it's like there's a million of us in there. 513 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,191 It's so cool. 514 00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:11,895 You really think it's good? 515 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,531 Shut up. You know it's great. 516 00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:20,203 Jane! Hey, come here. Take a look. 517 00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:23,640 I'm late. 518 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,075 I--I can't. 519 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,577 I'm late. 520 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,779 Jane? 521 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,155 Where's the camera? 522 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:41,257 I can't... I can't look at them anymore. 523 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,693 There's always something more to see, Joan. 524 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,467 Well, first thing we gotta do is work on the story. 525 00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:52,836 The story? It's all in the statement. 526 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:54,638 Forget the statement. It's too soft. 527 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,307 Who did precisely what, when, to who. 528 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:59,009 It's all a big "Who cares?" 529 00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:00,878 We need to paint a picture. 530 00:28:00,946 --> 00:28:04,314 Hmm? The accident was horrible. 531 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,483 Awful. 532 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:10,153 Some drunken bastard turned you into a cripple. 533 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:11,989 We prefer the term "disabled." 534 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:13,723 Absolutely. Me, too. My point being, 535 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:18,328 we have to show how this guy ruined your life. 536 00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:21,097 Kevin's made a good life for himself. 537 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:24,534 Really? Is this what you expected? Be honest. 538 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:29,907 Is this the life you'd hoped to live? 539 00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:33,243 You wanna win this case? We have to show them the pain, 540 00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:34,678 show the tears. 541 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:37,681 Your mother having to wash you. 542 00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:39,850 The family destroyed. And in the court, 543 00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:41,718 you will sit at the end of the table 544 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,519 where every minute, the jury can look over 545 00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:47,758 and they can see how that drunken bastard 546 00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:49,926 turned you into a cripple. 547 00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:51,961 Okay. I've heard enough. 548 00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:53,563 How dare you talk to us like this. 549 00:28:53,631 --> 00:28:54,965 You're angry! This is good! 550 00:28:55,033 --> 00:28:57,634 I am gonna make the jury hate that kid 551 00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:59,002 as much as you hate me right now. 552 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,471 Okay, this is over. Mom, it's spin. 553 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,139 It's a way for us to win. 554 00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:06,342 This isn't a game where somebody wins. 555 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,846 Nobody's gonna win. Ever. 556 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,282 Now, maybe that's the way it's supposed to be, 557 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,151 because if this is somebody's fault, 558 00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:17,521 then that means the accident could've been prevented. 559 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,623 We could've done something. 560 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,259 And then 561 00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:25,461 it wasn't just an act of God. 562 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,265 And it was. 563 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:33,437 It was an act of God. 564 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:48,084 JUDITH: That's our school eagle. 565 00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:49,586 At night, it comes alive, 566 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,421 and devours the D students! 567 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:52,555 (MOCK LAUGHTER) 568 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,059 No offense, Freidman, 569 00:29:56,128 --> 00:30:00,030 but the flowers make you look a little like 570 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:02,099 a guy who carries flowers. 571 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,735 They're for you. 572 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:11,841 What Ophelia carried. 573 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:14,878 Daisies are for faithfulness, 574 00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:18,281 fennel, flattery, and rosemary for remembrance. 575 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:26,423 Hamlet only appeared to be mad, you know? 576 00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:43,573 I'm sorry that I keep canceling. 577 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,743 Well, you're very sweet, 578 00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:49,746 but I know how busy you are, too. 579 00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:53,817 Yeah, it was simpler and freer. 580 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:56,586 Now there's just not a minute, is there? 581 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:03,626 Yeah. Just one day, no responsibility, 582 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,362 no disappointment. 583 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:09,933 Sure. Tomorrow. 584 00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,170 Bye. 585 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:52,342 JOAN: That's good. Angry Grace. Something I recognize. How about a rant? 586 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,812 Identity chips that were secretly implanted at birth. 587 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:57,281 That's true. 588 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,282 Okay. Okay. How about, um, 589 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:01,385 b-barcodes. Why don't you give me a little bit of that magic? 590 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,820 Come on! Dude! 591 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:07,858 Could you not? What's the biggie? 592 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,426 How about you leave a little bit of my life for me, okay? 593 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,329 Whoa! Somebody went off her meds. 594 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:14,164 Want to tell the world why you're so pissed off? 595 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,098 Just back the hell off! 596 00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:18,334 What is your problem? 597 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:20,737 You and Adam! That's my problem! 598 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:23,573 What are you talking about? I was taking care of him. 599 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,208 More like jumped all over him. 600 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,843 I can't believe I ever thought you were a friend. 601 00:32:26,912 --> 00:32:28,778 You are a cold, selfish... Hey, lay off her, Jane. 602 00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:31,147 Oh, I'm sorry! You don't want her feelings getting hurt? 603 00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:32,582 How touching! You think I'd ever 604 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:34,117 make a move on your boyfriend? 605 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,653 Did I miss something? I saw you! 606 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:38,421 I have it on video! 607 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,789 You are such a psychopath! 608 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:41,157 Cut it out, Joan, stop. 609 00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:43,025 You're my best friend! 610 00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:46,229 You just used me to steal a life because you don't have one! 611 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:48,865 I really thought you were different! 612 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:50,100 (STUDENTS JEERING) 613 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,868 You think I'm just some selfish bitch? 614 00:32:52,938 --> 00:32:54,404 Fine! 615 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,773 Why disappoint you? 616 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:57,840 (CROWD EXCLAIMING) 617 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,645 (CROWD CLAMORING) 618 00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:16,659 ADAM: Stop it! 619 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:19,629 What is going on? Girls! 620 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:22,899 Enough. Stop it. 621 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,400 Joan, stop! 622 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,002 I will not tolerate fighting in my school. You stop... 623 00:33:26,071 --> 00:33:27,403 (BOTH YELLING) 624 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,672 Stop it! 625 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:35,912 I'm not taking the heat for this one. 626 00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:38,047 Yeah, she's a real angel 627 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,317 of darkness. 628 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,652 Quiet. 629 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:45,822 Mr. Freidman has kindly supplied us with video evidence 630 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:47,890 of the altercation. All for your protection. 631 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:50,693 Is this gonna happen during our lifetime? 632 00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:54,664 JUDITH: Hey, Joanith, say hi to your peeps. 633 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:55,899 Sorry. 634 00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:02,539 So, every time you feel like you're losing her, 635 00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:04,907 you push her away even harder. 636 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,075 I love her. 637 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:08,644 We're not here to watch a soap opera. 638 00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:12,081 Hang on to her, Adam. 639 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:16,252 She saved my life this summer. 640 00:34:16,321 --> 00:34:17,888 ADAM: She already saved mine. 641 00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,522 JUDITH: I know. 642 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,357 Then why can't I just see that? Uh, Ms. Girardi. 643 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,758 Wait. Stop. 644 00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:24,728 That's all that matters. 645 00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:48,351 Any last requests, Ms. Girardi? 646 00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:54,724 ♪ Well, you walked into the room 647 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:57,927 ♪ I could see you really knew how to dance 648 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,364 ♪ The way you looked ♪ 649 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:05,501 Speak, creep. 650 00:35:05,570 --> 00:35:08,671 LUKE: I like it. It's, uh... 651 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:12,108 It's a little tidier than I thought it'd be. 652 00:35:12,177 --> 00:35:13,977 I'm not tidy. I just 653 00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:17,713 thought you should be able to walk in here, that's all. 654 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:20,283 That's nice. Thanks. 655 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,985 "Nice." "Tidy." Do you have a death wish? 656 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:25,555 Oh, dude! 657 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:30,927 Splash. The original Beanie Baby. 658 00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:34,731 That's the first inflationary bubble of our lifetime. 659 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,434 My mom stood in line at 5:00 in the morning to get the second run. 660 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:41,805 It opened my eyes to the dangers of capitalism. 661 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:43,706 I have Pinchers. The lobster? 662 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:45,574 Originally released under the name Punchers. 663 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:50,513 Retired in 1987, which briefly inflated the price to over $5,000. 664 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,482 A classic lesson that any economic system 665 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,450 is subject to the whims of human emotion. 666 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,986 And easily exploited by the rapacious elite. 667 00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:58,488 The cool calculation of science 668 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:01,624 meets the heated imprecision of economic theory. 669 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:04,594 (DOOR OPENING) 670 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,763 (DOOR CLOSING) 671 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:09,598 WOMAN: Grace, I'm home! I'll sneak out the window. 672 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,334 No. Stay. 673 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:29,819 (GRUNTS) 674 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,727 They never think 675 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:40,263 somebody else is gonna have to clean it up. 676 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:42,365 Yeah, well, I'm that somebody else for a week. 677 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:43,967 Uh, price is tough, 678 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:46,969 but you did go a little over the line, Joan. 679 00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:51,641 You said to look below the surface. 680 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,744 I tried. But I was wrong about everything. 681 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,246 Well, perception depends on how you see, 682 00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,081 not just what you see. 683 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:02,018 You know, white light contains all the colors of the rainbow, 684 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:06,056 but you'd never know it unless you change the way you look at it. 685 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:09,325 They were hugging. 686 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,294 Okay? That's all I saw. 687 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:14,664 Just... 688 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,667 It hurt so much. 689 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:20,637 And it stopped you from seein' all the colors. 690 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,571 So there was no light. 691 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,410 There was just 692 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:31,114 so much coming at me, you know? 693 00:37:31,183 --> 00:37:33,183 I know. 694 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,885 Just make sure you take it all in. 695 00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:38,154 Let yourself be dazzled, Joan. 696 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,281 Gimme a rag. 697 00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:17,727 ♪ When are you going to be free 698 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,103 ♪ When are you going to fly 699 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,404 I'm off. 700 00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:34,009 As long as you're goin' out, I thought I'd get rid of some of these bills. 701 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:35,712 I can do them later. 702 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:39,382 After today, you don't need to be any more depressed. 703 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,685 I shouldn't be late. 704 00:38:44,389 --> 00:38:47,390 Oh, it's supposed to rain. You should take an umbrella. 705 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,491 Okay. 706 00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:51,727 ♪ Baby, don't cry 707 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,131 ♪ Don't cry 708 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,834 ♪ You still got time 709 00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:00,303 (THUNDER CRASHING) 710 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:06,108 ♪ You're waiting for beautiful 711 00:39:07,612 --> 00:39:11,280 ♪ You're waiting for bliss 712 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,850 ♪ Oh, baby 713 00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:17,954 ♪ You're waiting for wonderful 714 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:22,992 ♪ Yeah, you know, all the time you're missing 715 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:27,930 Hi. 716 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,067 Oh, no. 717 00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:33,603 I can't make it. 718 00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:37,373 Yeah. I--I know. 719 00:39:38,276 --> 00:39:40,243 It would be nice, 720 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:43,145 but the thing is I can't. 721 00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:46,783 I don't want to. 722 00:39:49,754 --> 00:39:53,556 You don't have to understand. 723 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,091 Bye, Jeremy. 724 00:40:00,264 --> 00:40:03,700 Somethin' wrong? No. I just... 725 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:08,104 I... 726 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:13,610 ♪ Baby, you'll fly 727 00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:16,312 I would just rather be home. 728 00:40:16,381 --> 00:40:20,416 ♪ Still got time, baby 729 00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:26,789 ♪ You're waiting for beautiful 730 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:31,694 ♪ You're waiting for bliss 731 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,931 ♪ Baby 732 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:38,435 ♪ You're waiting for wonderful ♪ 733 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,269 Hey. 734 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:41,971 Hey. 735 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:53,850 You can, uh, throw me out if you want. I'll understand. 736 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:56,686 I just 737 00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:59,855 don't know how you could've thought what you did. 738 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:07,463 Well, it just seemed like 739 00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:10,032 you were saying we were such a drag. 740 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:16,138 Things are changing so fast. 741 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:21,143 I didn't know who we were, and--and--and having a video of that. 742 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,348 I don't know. I couldn't handle it. 743 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:32,455 Are these all of you? 744 00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:35,324 My mom and I used to take 'em all the time. 745 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,666 I haven't looked at 'em since she died. 746 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,838 I'll watch 'em with you. 747 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:13,262 YOUNG ADAM: Mommy, say hi to the camera. 748 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:15,198 Hi, honey. 749 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:16,599 Look what Mommy's doin'. 750 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:18,601 I'm watering the strawberries, 751 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,670 and our beautiful flowers. 752 00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:22,071 Here, give that to me. 753 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:24,907 I want to get a shot of my little artist. 754 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:26,976 There he is. 755 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,946 Why don't you show me your pictures? 756 00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:32,047 Which one's... YOUNG ADAM: For you. It's Mr. Lemonhead. 757 00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:35,184 I see. He is so beautiful. 758 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,920 I love you so much, baby. I love you, too. 759 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,428 (ADAM'S MOTHER LAUGHING) 760 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,998 Can I get a picture of Adam and Mommy? 761 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:51,901 What do you say? Say hi. 762 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,940 What are you gonna show me now? 763 00:42:58,008 --> 00:42:59,842 What's that? Oh, that's the dinosaur. 764 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,910 And what's the dinosaur do? 765 00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:04,913 YOUNG ADAM: He bites you. 766 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:08,817 Here, put him down. Put him down on the ground. 767 00:43:08,886 --> 00:43:10,319 (ADAM'S MOTHER GROWLING) 768 00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:12,355 Dinosaur walk. 769 00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:18,126 ♪ So near 770 00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:23,166 ♪ And so apart 771 00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,671 ♪ So near 772 00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:33,809 ♪ And so apart 773 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:39,882 ♪ So near 774 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:44,820 ♪ And so apart ♪