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MAN ON PA: Attention students.
If Mr. Garamond's desk
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is returned within
20 minutes, no questions
will be asked.
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I got an A-plus.
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Cool. Do you think
I should do purple
streaks in my hair?
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No, no,
you don't understand.
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I got an A-plus
in economics.
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I was within reach
of a B-ish.
Purple and red?
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I didn't even know
you could get 105.
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I'm more than perfect.
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I don't really matter
right now, do I?
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Oh, Adam! Hey!
Hey. Hi.
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You're never
gonna believe it.
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Guess what.
I got an A-plus
on my econs mid-term.
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No way.
Yeah.
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I shot a moose
in the cafeteria.
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I'm such a genius.
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Oh, and my mentor
at the design studio
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wants me to help him out
on his anti-drug ad.
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Me! An actual layout.
How cool are we?
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I gotta run. I promised him
I'd work up a rough design
by 5:00.
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Okay.
Hey, Judith.
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Oh, am I here?
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Do you have any idea
how insanely adorable
you guys are?
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Mmm. It's noxious.
Sorry.
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(CHUCKLING)
Are you kidding?
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Maybe I can borrow him
sometime.
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You know, when
you're not using him.
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I'd leave a deposit.
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He doesn't even have
time for me anymore.
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We're like yuppies,
but without the money
or the kids
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or the hypocritical
drug position.
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I'm going to go hang out
by the boys' locker room
before gym.
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A-plus.
Way to go, Joan.
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Thanks. You didn't,
like, pull any strings
for me, did you?
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It was all you. Feels
good to do a good job,
doesn't it?
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Yeah. Economics
is so complicated,
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but I just...
I got it, you know?
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Adam Smith,
very cool dead guy.
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He says economies
function best when based
on self-interest.
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Kind of gives you
a moral head-butt, huh?
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It's easy to establish
economic principles
on paper.
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Are you saying
it was easy
to write this essay?
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"In an economy run
by self-interest,
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"the invisible hand of
social justice will feed
and clothe everyone."
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Look, she wrote "great"
with two exclamation points
and a happy face.
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What are you going to do
with all that knowledge?
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The trick is
putting it into action.
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It's economics.
What, do you want me to
start my own country?
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Start a little closer
to home.
Maybe make sure
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everyone gets a piece
of the pie!
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Way to make an A
a bummer. God!
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We set up the church
basement, so it looks
like a real store,
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all the donated clothes
hanging up,
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except, of course,
everything's free.
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Charity compromises
free market capitalism.
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Wealth of Nations,
chapters two through four.
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How come I'm sensing
this is gonna lead back
to your A?
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Plus.
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Well, if the free
market works,
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how come there are
still families living
on the street?
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And how come the Bakers
get to sue us?
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Maybe it's in
wealthy people's
best interest
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to clean out
their closets.
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Oh, my God, of course.
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That way they have to
buy more things and
contribute to the economy,
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and people
who don't have clothes
get a job,
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and then they can
afford to buy clothes
for themselves.
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Everybody gets
a piece of the pie.
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I'm in. I'll help
with the drive.
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Seriously?
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Yes. Mom, it would be
pretty silly of me
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to have all this knowledge
and not use it
for the benefit of society.
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What?
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Go on.
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(LILLY GRUNTING)
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Is that a sailor?
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Oh. Hot, huh?
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He, uh, waves
when I flex.
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Mom, if a nun
can get one...
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Ex-nun. Very ex.
Sort.
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Look, people have been
doing body art
for 4,000 years.
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It's very spiritual.
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Oh, like how
you're helping.
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Oh! A belly ring.
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Sort.
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So, uh,
what are you in for?
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She just wanted
to volunteer.
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(LAUGHING) This isn't
the community service part
of some sentence?
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I have skills
in economic theory.
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I just finished
Wealth of Nations.
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You know
Adam Smith, right?
The sixth Beatle?
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No. Eighteenth century
money stud.
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He, like, totally blew away
Benjamin Franklin
with this...
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Okay, okay. That reminds me
why I hated school.
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Mom, is this all
you've got?
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It's a small church.
We can only do so much.
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You know, expansion
increases returns.
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Why don't I open up
a branch at school?
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Do you think you'd
really have time
for that?
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Yeah, yeah,
I'm-- I'm thinking a bin
in the hallway,
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you know,
one in the cafeteria.
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Ooh, two by the gym.
The cheerleaders never
wear anything twice.
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I'm gonna go talk
to Chadwick.
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Sure.
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Has she ever been
drug tested?
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Beth. Hey.
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Kevin. Uh, Pete,
Kevin Girardi.
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We went to
high school together.
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He writes
for the Herald.
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My client was nowhere near
the scene of the crime.
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Knock off a bank?
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It's so embarrassing.
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Open container violation.
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I walked out of a party
with a beer.
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That's not
on the record, is it?
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I don't know.
It's a pretty
splashy headline.
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"College student
drinks beer."
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Yeah, it could be
my Pulitzer.
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(PAGER BEEPING)
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Uh, bail hearing.
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So, tonight. 9:00.
Yes.
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Be there or
I'll double my fees.
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(LAUGHS)
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He does stand-up
at the Laugh Riot.
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I told him
I'd check out his act.
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Remember the prom
when I made you
laugh so hard,
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Coke poured out of
your nose like you
were a soda fountain?
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(LAUGHING)
Yes. You ruined my dress.
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You said no one
ever made you laugh
like me.
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(SIGHS)
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I--I'm late for poli-sci,
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but it was good
to see you again.
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Say hi to your folks.
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KEVIN: Sure.
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Oh, and, uh, watch out
for the long arm
of the lawyer.
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See you later.
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Carlisle said
you wanted to see me.
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Yeah, come on in.
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Sorry I was late.
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I had
a personal thing.
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I should have run it
by you before...
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Relax, Will.
That's an order.
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I know all about
Kevin's lawsuit.
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Excuse me?
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It's my business to know
about my people,
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if it could affect
job performance.
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I, uh, had a meeting
with our attorney.
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Next time
I'll tell you first.
I'm sorry.
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Hey, that's not
what I meant. I...
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Look, if there's anything
I can do to help...
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I can handle it
by myself, thanks.
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Will, I went through
a nasty divorce.
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I know how important
it is to have support
at work.
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You still
wear your ring.
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Oh.
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(CHUCKLES)
To fend off the guys
at the supermarket.
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Have you ever been
in the frozen food
section at night?
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They should
serve martinis.
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Thanks
for your concern.
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No problem.
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You--You know, it's stupid.
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We--We could have sued
the kid who caused
the accident,
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protected ourselves
from all this.
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Self defense.
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My wife didn't want
to punish him,
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thought knowing
what he'd done to Kevin
was enough.
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Well, she sounds like
an amazing woman.
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She is.
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Maybe we could all
get together sometime.
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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Dude, it's like
a pet cemetery
in here.
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Lischak
gave me the key.
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Science Student of the Year
does have its privileges.
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This is so the beginning
of a Stephen King novel.
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(LAUGHS) Where were you
last night?
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I IMed you, like,
a thousand times.
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Oh, my mom
was in rare form.
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Doing her
Judy Garland act.
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Lots of singing,
lots of falling down,
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me putting her
in the shower.
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Where was your dad?
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He works late
so he doesn't have
to deal.
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It's their little
unspoken bargain.
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As long as
she's sober at temple,
runs her meetings,
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and has
everybody snowed...
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Don't look all simpy.
I'm used to it.
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Maybe you should
talk to somebody.
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Why? I'm almost
out of there.
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It's two more years.
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That's-- That's 15%
of your life so far.
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The test is on Thursday.
Let's cram.
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Dark matter, black holes.
Lay it on me.
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Their gravity
is so strong
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that they pull in
anything that gets
close to them...
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You know, you don't
have to be embarrassed
to talk to me about this.
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How's that for
gravitational pull?
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Can you believe
somebody actually
bought these pants,
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(LAUGHS)
like, on purpose?
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Soft,
the fair Judith.
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Halfway through
the fourth act,
and it's all for you.
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Come on. Look me
in the eye and tell me
you're not impressed.
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You have
really pretty eyes.
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Don't be sincere.
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In the words of
the immortal bard,
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(IMITATING ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER)
I'll be back.
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Wow.
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Persistent.
I'll give him that.
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Mmm-hmm.
Like a cold sore.
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This isn't bad
for day one, huh?
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Holy crap.
Look at this.
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Someone gave away
an Italian leather coat.
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Feel it.
Wow.
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Some homeless person's
gonna get this?
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Man, I know
a vintage store
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that would pay
major dinero for it.
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We sell the coat and
use the money to buy, like,
five more for the homeless.
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I'm so going to wind up
like a millionaire one day.
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(LAUGHING) Good plan.
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Ooh!
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♪ Sometimes the money
don't come on time
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♪ Sometimes the money
just don't come
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♪ Sometimes the money
don't come on time
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You know,
Rudi's touchy.
So let me do the talking.
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Where do you meet
these people?
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Community service.
Driving school.
Group.
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I lose track.
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Judith, dear.
How was
Camp Bad Girl?
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Crazy Camp, this time.
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This is Joan.
We brought treats.
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I trust
they're not hot.
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That was a fluke, man.
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These were her aunt's.
She died last week.
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I lost an uncle
last week.
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I'll take good care
of you, okay?
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Wow.
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Your aunt
had good taste.
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Silk lining.
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How's 30 bucks sound?
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Thirty bucks?
For my aunt's coat?
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I have to make
a living, too, dear.
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(GROANS)
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Hundred
for everything.
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She used to read to me
in this coat.
244
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,961
I won't take
less than 150.
245
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,897
♪ What about my silver?
246
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,150
♪ Guess I should have
something to show
247
00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:18,252
♪ For being
such a good consumer
248
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:22,140
Well, in honor of
your aunt's memory.
249
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,543
♪ So if you're like me
and it's been a struggle
250
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,546
♪ Your car's repo
and the last fee's double
251
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,549
♪ It might be the right time
for self-reflection ♪
252
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,424
♪ Armageddon surfer girl
rock on, rock on
253
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,126
This is so
out of the textbook.
254
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,462
We bought five coats
from the army-navy,
255
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,131
increasing the volume
of people
who got clothing.
256
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,734
And we wind up with
36 bucks left over.
257
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,235
I'm loving
the economy.
258
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,337
(EXCLAIMS)
259
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,571
I told you
not to move.
260
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,739
Oh, my gosh.
261
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,006
I mean, the money's
the incentive
262
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:57,942
that keeps us
going, right?
263
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,578
I mean, the people
who run big charities
get paid.
264
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,916
So how does it look?
265
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,350
So good.
266
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,787
(GASPS)
267
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,522
My mom
would kill me.
268
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,959
So? Who's helped
more homeless people,
you or her?
269
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:18,896
No way.
270
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,666
You deserve this.
271
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,885
♪ Armageddon surfer girl
rock all night
272
00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,655
I didn't realize
it was gonna
itch this much.
273
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:28,990
(EXCLAIMS)
274
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,725
Belly shirts.
275
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:31,926
Gotta show off
the pain.
276
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:33,894
Let me surprise you.
277
00:13:33,963 --> 00:13:35,830
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
278
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,932
Ooh.
279
00:13:40,469 --> 00:13:44,021
So you've really become
quite an entrepreneur, Joan.
280
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,624
Five coats for one.
281
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,359
That's four more
homeless people
that will be warm now.
282
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,794
Very impressive.
283
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,529
Yeah, what I did...
284
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,898
It makes me feel powerful.
285
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,066
Hmm.
286
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,718
Money can do that
to people.
287
00:13:57,787 --> 00:14:01,155
Oh! These are sweet.
288
00:14:01,224 --> 00:14:04,408
Don't put your fingers
on the lenses.
289
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:07,344
Ninety-five dollars?
Who has that kind of money
for sunglasses?
290
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,446
To some people,
that's not much at all.
291
00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:12,667
More.
292
00:14:12,735 --> 00:14:14,635
You want me
to do more, right?
293
00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:16,904
If there's no growth,
then the economy
goes into decline.
294
00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:18,272
Decline means
more cold people.
295
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,375
I'm so all over this.
296
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,960
Hey, what's your mark-up
on these puppies anyway?
297
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,047
♪ Won't you rock with me
298
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:31,719
♪ Won't you rock
with me tonight ♪
299
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,855
(ALL LAUGHING)
300
00:14:33,923 --> 00:14:36,224
So I finally learn
after all these years
301
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,560
that a good lawyer
knows the law,
302
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,863
but a great lawyer
knows the judge.
303
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,032
How about
last night, huh?
304
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,734
It was so cold
last night,
305
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,569
I saw a lawyer
with his hands
in his own pockets.
306
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,172
Kevin? What
are you doing here?
307
00:14:52,242 --> 00:14:53,841
I was voted
class clown.
308
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:56,277
I gotta keep my chops up
for the reunion.
309
00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:57,544
(SIGHING)
310
00:14:57,613 --> 00:14:59,646
...Or
proven broke.
311
00:14:59,715 --> 00:15:00,882
This isn't funny.
312
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,116
The audience likes it.
313
00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:03,951
Thank you, guys.
You've been great.
314
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,921
I will be
sending you a bill.
315
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,757
Are you jealous
or something?
316
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,659
Because we haven't
gone out in,
like, two years.
317
00:15:12,729 --> 00:15:14,328
And you dumped me,
remember?
318
00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:15,662
I know.
319
00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,199
You wanna get
some coffee?
320
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:19,666
Or dinner?
321
00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:21,435
Or an apology?
322
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,004
Um, I'm kind of busy
at the moment.
323
00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:26,340
So this is a date.
324
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:28,776
So, did I totally
suck or what?
325
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,712
No, man.
You were hilarious.
326
00:15:31,781 --> 00:15:34,581
Thanks.
Kevin, right?
From, uh,
327
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,716
from the Herald.
328
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:37,618
Relax. I'm not
writing a review.
329
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,821
I'm just checking out
the competition.
330
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:41,956
You're a stand-up, too?
331
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,691
Well, I'm more of
a sit-down.
332
00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:46,794
Well, uh, we were
just gonna grab
something to eat.
333
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:47,962
Why don't you
join us?
334
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,230
We could compare
notes.
335
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,899
Uh, no thanks.
336
00:15:51,968 --> 00:15:53,400
Just have fun.
337
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:54,468
Okay.
338
00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:08,215
I felt like
seeing my wife.
339
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:10,918
That's not a crime.
I know these things.
340
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:13,254
Hmm. Last time
you brought me
lunch at work,
341
00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:15,522
I spent a month
packing dishes.
342
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:17,724
We're not moving,
I promise.
343
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,210
Then what?
344
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,579
You're going to be
working vice,
345
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,748
and you're afraid
you might meet someone?
346
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:29,537
I want us to counter-sue
the Bakers.
347
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:36,443
And you thought
an egg salad sandwich
would change my mind?
348
00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:38,278
Look, Helen,
349
00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:40,398
I know
you're a better person
than me.
350
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,166
And I know you have
all this faith
in the goodness of people,
351
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,635
but do you really think
the Bakers
352
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,104
are suddenly going
to realize how selfish
they are?
353
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,440
Or the judge is going to
see the light
and throw the case out...
354
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,542
Hey, don't patronize me,
355
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:55,179
and don't use my faith
to treat me
like an idiot.
356
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,882
You think
I don't know how greedy
these people are?
357
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,520
We're gonna have to
dig into the kids'
college money.
358
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,856
We may have to put
the house on the market.
359
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,798
I just hoped
we wouldn't have to
become like them.
360
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,878
Jane.
361
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,314
Hey! I called you
at your studio,
like, six times,
362
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,616
but the voice mail
kept picking up.
363
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,850
Oh, I called you back,
364
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,486
but your mom said
you were sorting donations.
365
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,588
Are we ever gonna get
to see each other?
366
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,757
Now works for me.
You wanna go roll
around in the clothes?
367
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:43,393
Oh, no.
Michael needs this layout,
like, an hour ago.
368
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,829
So I gotta go
to the computer lab
369
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,530
and use
the graphics program.
370
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,765
Will you keep me
company?
371
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,366
Sure. Oh!
372
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,268
Wait. I can't.
373
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,470
Chadwick wants
everything sorted
and out of here
374
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,222
or he's gonna call
the whole thing off.
375
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,207
All right. As soon as
I finish this project.
376
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,977
Okay.
And--And the clothing drive
won't last forever.
377
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,413
Call me tonight? Okay.
Okay.
378
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,117
How did he like
the belly ring?
379
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,753
Oh! I forgot
to show him.
380
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:10,888
He's actually
running off
381
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,522
to spend, like, forever
in the computer lab.
382
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,491
You two are gonna have
to make an appointment
to see each other.
383
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,927
That's what my parents do.
11:00 to 11:04.
384
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,029
Conversation and sex.
Ha!
385
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,931
What if Adam had
Freidman's laptop?
386
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,835
$425? Forget it.
387
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:28,472
I already found
a Bowie t-shirt
from his first tour in here.
388
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,374
You know what
Rudi would pay
for that?
389
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,343
And we have lots
of other bags.
390
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:33,710
All we have
to do is...
391
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,645
Uh, what is it?
Um...
392
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,348
Expand and conquer.
393
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,351
Of course.
Move beyond the school.
394
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,619
Put bins
in a few stores...
The bookstore.
395
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,755
Half the money
buys more clothes
for the homeless,
396
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,456
and then they get
the clothes
that we don't sell.
397
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:47,724
And we keep half
the profits.
398
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,994
For Adam's laptop.
Then he can work
wherever he wants.
399
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,595
Get some free time
with his honey.
400
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,030
Plus increase
his productivity
401
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,598
and make him even more
valuable to his boss.
402
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,350
Everybody wins.
403
00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:57,968
(GASPS) Hey.
404
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,154
Did you see those
Guess sunglasses
the other day?
405
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,465
No sucky-face yet,
bone rack.
406
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:13,200
We have a Physics midterm
in two days,
407
00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:17,037
and I know less
about Planck's constant
than that lobster...
408
00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:18,839
Or is that two frogs?
409
00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:21,142
That's not why
I'm here.
410
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:25,312
Alateen?
411
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:32,003
You blabbed about me
to a roomful of freaks?
412
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,339
I picked it up
at the public library,
and they're not freaks.
413
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,707
They're kids like us.
414
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,376
Dude,
have you been inhaling
the formaldehyde?
415
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,877
There's no way
I'm doing this.
416
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,247
Go to one meeting.
417
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,548
I've been through it all,
Girardi.
418
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,083
There is nothing new
they can tell me.
419
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,852
You've been through it
by yourself.
420
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:51,088
It doesn't have to be
that way anymore.
421
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,035
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
422
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,671
We're thinking
of counter-suing
Andy's family.
423
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,839
Good.
424
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,041
Does the color make me
look like a corpse?
425
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,844
Maybe this isn't
the best place
to talk.
426
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,480
Retail therapy, Helen.
Don't underestimate it.
427
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,818
So you don't think
counter-suing seems
sort of...
428
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,036
Human?
429
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,572
I'm just so angry
all the time,
430
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,942
every second,
every minute.
431
00:20:28,011 --> 00:20:29,911
I don't want to be
this person.
432
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:33,414
Aren't we supposed
to try to be as good
as we possibly can?
433
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,449
Oh, you wanna be
a saint.
434
00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,186
You are so hard
to talk to.
435
00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:40,621
Hey!
436
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:42,523
Don't take your anger
out on me
437
00:20:42,592 --> 00:20:44,391
just 'cause I have
a delightful personality.
438
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,293
Well, I don't want
to be a saint.
439
00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:48,262
But you're thinking about
letting these people
440
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:50,598
take your house
and toss your family
into the street
441
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,533
so that God can pat you
on the head
442
00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:54,468
and tell you
how selfless you are.
443
00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:58,940
Look, I know
that God says that the poor
will always be among us,
444
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,308
but I don't think
he would want us
445
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,676
to get poor
by being stupid.
446
00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:07,148
You know, I was gonna try
and get you to stop smoking,
but now I don't really care.
447
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,350
Well, too bad
you're not human
448
00:21:09,419 --> 00:21:11,919
'cause you would
look great in this.
449
00:21:13,957 --> 00:21:15,990
Oh, that is beautiful.
450
00:21:16,059 --> 00:21:17,425
(CHUCKLING)
451
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,493
A steal at 150,
dear.
452
00:21:19,562 --> 00:21:21,528
A hundred and fifty?
What are you smoking?
453
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:23,397
It's Italian leather.
454
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,968
Its okay, Lilly.
I didn't really need it.
455
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:30,438
No. If there's
anyone who needs fine,
Italian craftsmanship,
456
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:31,872
it's you.
457
00:21:31,941 --> 00:21:34,575
If you, uh, let me
borrow it sometime.
458
00:21:36,679 --> 00:21:39,413
I'll give you $90 for it.
Take it or leave it.
459
00:21:39,482 --> 00:21:40,648
$120.
460
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,149
You know, I'm already
being ripped off
461
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:43,800
by somebody
who paralyzed my son,
462
00:21:43,853 --> 00:21:46,336
so I don't need anybody else
trying to make a buck off me
463
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,205
because he thinks
I might be vulnerable.
464
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,741
Fine, fine. Ninety.
465
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,647
Saint Helen,
the bitchy.
466
00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,416
Hmm.
467
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,327
Sometimes,
when nobody's looking,
468
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,031
I use
the non-handicapped toilet,
469
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,100
but then I feel guilty.
470
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,071
It's really not so bad
being in my position.
471
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:24,075
Nobody every yells,
"Down in front!"
472
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:28,612
And, uh, I don't want you
to think that my equipment
is all broken down there.
473
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,681
The chair reclines...
474
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,017
(JOAN GIGGLING)
475
00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:34,685
What are you doing?
476
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:38,388
What? Nothing.
Why are you here?
477
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,091
I have to ask you
a question.
478
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,425
You were laughing.
479
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,861
Yeah. That's because
you're sick.
480
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,429
Do you think
it would be nuts of me
481
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,732
to try open mike night
at the Laugh Riot?
482
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,666
I had a question,
remember?
483
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,952
Then we'll get
to Schecky Girardi.
484
00:22:52,021 --> 00:22:53,187
Fine.
485
00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:55,055
So, um...
486
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,525
If a girl did something
really crazy cool for you,
487
00:22:58,593 --> 00:23:01,261
you know, like bought you
something totally expensive,
488
00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:03,664
something that
you really needed,
489
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,566
would you freak?
490
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,734
Is that
what I think it is?
491
00:23:09,905 --> 00:23:11,272
(GROANS)
492
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:12,640
No.
493
00:23:13,376 --> 00:23:14,642
Yes. It...
494
00:23:15,744 --> 00:23:17,244
If you promise
not to tell.
495
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,629
You did that for Adam?
496
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:19,830
No!
497
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,132
(LAUGHS)
498
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:22,983
Well, maybe.
499
00:23:23,052 --> 00:23:23,950
Is that
what he, uh, needed?
500
00:23:24,019 --> 00:23:25,486
Could we please
just focus?
501
00:23:25,555 --> 00:23:26,953
Sure.
502
00:23:27,022 --> 00:23:28,255
What happens
if I pull on it?
503
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,723
Oh, Kevin,
forget it!
504
00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:33,660
No! Okay!
I would say no gift.
505
00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:35,229
If he really needs it,
506
00:23:35,297 --> 00:23:37,797
it'd take away
his manhood,
507
00:23:37,866 --> 00:23:39,099
and it'll shrivel up.
508
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,334
What will?
509
00:23:41,537 --> 00:23:42,636
Oh, God.
510
00:23:42,705 --> 00:23:43,970
Not his fault.
511
00:23:44,039 --> 00:23:45,706
It's what happens when
girls do stuff for us
512
00:23:45,774 --> 00:23:47,907
we're supposed
to be able to do
for ourselves.
513
00:23:47,976 --> 00:23:49,676
That's too pathetic
to be true.
514
00:23:49,745 --> 00:23:53,580
Family vacations,
how many times
did Mom drive?
515
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,582
But this is gonna
change Adam's life.
516
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:56,916
And mine.
517
00:23:58,086 --> 00:23:59,919
All right,
then do it.
518
00:23:59,988 --> 00:24:03,290
But make him feel
like you didn't
really do anything.
519
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,958
So, lie?
520
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:06,760
It's that or, uh...
521
00:24:09,765 --> 00:24:10,930
(SIGHING)
522
00:24:10,999 --> 00:24:12,532
Okay, I got it!
523
00:24:12,601 --> 00:24:13,800
I don't need the visual.
524
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,402
Hey, what about
the Laugh Riot?
525
00:24:15,471 --> 00:24:17,371
I will be there.
526
00:24:17,439 --> 00:24:20,157
Just don't shrivel up
if you don't get
all your laughs.
527
00:24:21,944 --> 00:24:23,443
(DOOR CLOSES)
528
00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:29,649
Freidman,
I have $250 cash!
529
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,385
The software alone
is worth that.
530
00:24:31,453 --> 00:24:33,853
Strain not
thy lithesome frame,
fair Ophelia.
531
00:24:33,923 --> 00:24:36,189
Hey! Stay, Droopio.
532
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:38,625
Find any more treasure?
533
00:24:38,693 --> 00:24:40,894
Just ratty sweaters
and some tighty-whities.
534
00:24:40,963 --> 00:24:42,362
Who donates
old underpants?
535
00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:44,298
Look, I don't have
enough cash.
536
00:24:44,366 --> 00:24:46,033
He's gonna put
that thing on eBay
in like an hour.
537
00:24:46,101 --> 00:24:47,801
Chill. He'll cough it up
for me.
538
00:24:47,869 --> 00:24:49,436
Judith,
it's Freidman.
539
00:24:49,504 --> 00:24:51,104
He's the Ebola virus
in tube socks.
540
00:24:51,173 --> 00:24:53,006
JUDITH: So? You get to spend
more time with Adam,
541
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,609
I get to knock the rust
off my flirtation skills.
542
00:24:59,282 --> 00:25:00,847
(CLICKING TONGUE)
543
00:25:05,053 --> 00:25:06,720
Listen, Shakespeare,
544
00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:09,390
you want to make
Judith happy, don't you?
545
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:13,527
Couldn't you cut Jo-Jo here
a break on that computer
of yours?
546
00:25:16,999 --> 00:25:20,033
But sh-sh-she doesn't...
547
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,302
Uh, she doesn't...
548
00:25:21,370 --> 00:25:22,936
My, you're...
549
00:25:23,005 --> 00:25:26,573
You have such
a big laptop.
550
00:25:28,143 --> 00:25:29,943
Oh, I...
551
00:25:30,879 --> 00:25:33,180
Oh, I--I--I...
552
00:25:33,248 --> 00:25:36,183
If you deny Jo-Jo,
you deny me.
553
00:25:36,585 --> 00:25:37,884
No.
554
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,386
I... No.
555
00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:41,455
I...
556
00:25:47,029 --> 00:25:48,995
Girl's still got it.
557
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,801
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
558
00:25:55,871 --> 00:25:58,305
Well, somebody's
in a good mood.
559
00:25:58,374 --> 00:26:00,340
Setting a bad example?
Sorry.
560
00:26:00,409 --> 00:26:02,609
No, no, no.
Hey, I was just
starting to think
561
00:26:02,678 --> 00:26:04,344
that you didn't even
know how to smile.
562
00:26:04,413 --> 00:26:05,679
I, uh...
563
00:26:06,748 --> 00:26:09,783
I convinced Helen
we have to counter-sue.
564
00:26:09,851 --> 00:26:12,219
I probably
shouldn't celebrate,
565
00:26:12,288 --> 00:26:14,054
but after rolling over
for so long...
566
00:26:14,122 --> 00:26:16,856
No explanation
necessary.
567
00:26:16,925 --> 00:26:19,326
Listen, if you need
any help, I...
568
00:26:19,395 --> 00:26:21,728
Thanks.
I think we're in
good shape now.
569
00:26:21,796 --> 00:26:23,530
All right.
570
00:26:23,598 --> 00:26:25,399
Well, I'm just putting
it out there because
571
00:26:25,467 --> 00:26:28,001
I have a friend in Chicago
who found out some things.
572
00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:29,420
Things?
573
00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,588
Andy's father, Tim Baker,
owned a small company.
574
00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:33,857
Baker and Burke.
They make
shipping containers.
575
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,443
Yeah. Well,
it's just Burke now.
576
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:39,712
I talked to somebody
at the Illinois State
Securities Department.
577
00:26:39,781 --> 00:26:41,348
About this?
578
00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:42,849
Well, he's an old friend.
We were just catching up,
you know,
579
00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:44,051
and I mentioned
Baker's name.
580
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,119
I really don't even
remember how it came up.
581
00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,022
Anyway, it seems
that there were
some tax questions
582
00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:51,024
surrounding this company
when it went public,
583
00:26:51,093 --> 00:26:55,929
and you can see that
back here on these sheets
that I got from the SEC.
584
00:26:55,997 --> 00:26:58,831
You have
a lot of friends.
585
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,800
They suspect that
Baker cooked the books
586
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,602
trying to avoid taxes,
587
00:27:02,671 --> 00:27:04,971
and his partner
threatened
to report him.
588
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,309
Why else would a man
walk away from a business
after 20 years?
589
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:14,681
And I'll bet
he might walk again
if you knew you had this.
590
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:18,885
So, all of this just
came up in a conversation
with old buddies.
591
00:27:18,954 --> 00:27:20,687
Hey, I'm a cop.
592
00:27:20,756 --> 00:27:22,623
How many times
do you get the chance
593
00:27:22,691 --> 00:27:26,159
to squash the bad guy
before he hurts
some good people?
594
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:29,263
Next time, you should
talk to me first.
595
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,465
Yeah.
596
00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:33,833
But you would have
just said no.
597
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,936
Surprise!
598
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,671
Jane.
599
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:56,340
Well, what is this?
600
00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:58,075
It's a reward.
601
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:03,147
For being
the best boyfriend
on the planet.
602
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,434
It's a loan!
It's not a gift.
603
00:28:07,503 --> 00:28:10,087
I talked my parents
into getting it for me.
604
00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:12,522
I--I thought
you hated computers.
605
00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:14,758
Well, um,
I finally decided
606
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,659
to join
the rest of the world.
607
00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:18,095
And you can
borrow it,
608
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:20,563
which means you can work
wherever you want,
609
00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:22,832
like in places
where I am.
610
00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:25,602
Well, are you sure
you're not gonna
need it?
611
00:28:25,671 --> 00:28:27,404
Not as much as you.
612
00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:28,805
It'll help you be
more productive,
613
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,474
which means
the ad campaign
will be better,
614
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,242
which means
more kids will stay
away from drugs,
615
00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:33,577
which means they'll
be better citizens
616
00:28:33,646 --> 00:28:35,912
and contribute more
to society.
617
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:38,448
Yeah, I just wanted
to not get fired.
618
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:40,550
And you won't
get fired.
619
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:42,486
Jane,
this is amazing.
620
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:44,721
Thank you.
621
00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:55,565
Hey, I have to bring
some clothes
over to St. Agnes.
622
00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:57,400
You want a ride?
623
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:03,539
Your coat, where'd--
where'd you get it?
624
00:29:03,608 --> 00:29:05,742
Vintage store
with Lilly.
625
00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:07,910
Hey, I haven't
had a new coat
for three years,
626
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,446
and it's second-hand.
627
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,598
You have to
return it.
628
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,800
It's way too
Freaky Friday.
629
00:29:13,869 --> 00:29:15,852
I think it rocks,
Mrs. G.
630
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,888
Not helping.
631
00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,289
Thank you, Adam.
632
00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:22,458
Sure.
And the computer
is way cool, too.
633
00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:23,694
The computer?
634
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,011
Uh, just keep
the stupid coat.
635
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,346
Let's go.
636
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,241
Hey, Lilly.
637
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:39,576
Hey.
638
00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:41,311
Wow.
639
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,712
You're amazing, kid.
640
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,748
How are you
at changing water
into wine?
641
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:47,250
Somebody get pierced?
642
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,385
Shh!
643
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:51,521
How did you know?
644
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:52,956
I can't get through
a metal detector
645
00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,458
without the SWAT team
surrounding me.
646
00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:55,592
You been
using alcohol?
647
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:58,195
Yes, but it won't heal.
It's oozing and gooey.
648
00:29:58,263 --> 00:30:01,564
Yeah, been there.
It's the price
of freakdom.
649
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,367
I love your coat.
650
00:30:03,435 --> 00:30:04,934
Thank you.
651
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,871
It's, uh,
very unusual.
652
00:30:07,939 --> 00:30:09,639
I bought one
just like that
653
00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:12,876
for my wife
on a trip to Milan.
654
00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:14,544
She passed away
last month.
655
00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,346
Oh, I'm sorry.
656
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,650
Our daughter donated it
at school.
657
00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:22,452
It's for the homeless.
658
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,821
You can't
cherry pick donations.
659
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:29,392
Are you accusing me
of stealing?
660
00:30:30,612 --> 00:30:32,712
Uh, Mom, we--
we should probably go.
661
00:30:32,781 --> 00:30:34,647
I--I have to study,
so...
662
00:30:34,716 --> 00:30:36,850
Her name's
Ellen Sanders.
663
00:30:36,919 --> 00:30:38,751
Her initials are written
on the label.
664
00:30:38,821 --> 00:30:41,121
She bought it
at a vintage store.
665
00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:42,222
Its okay, Lilly,
666
00:30:42,291 --> 00:30:45,225
I didn't take
your coat.
667
00:30:57,005 --> 00:30:58,638
I am so sorry.
668
00:30:58,707 --> 00:31:01,708
I don't know
how this happened.
669
00:31:02,878 --> 00:31:04,377
(SCOFFING)
670
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:05,645
Yeah.
671
00:31:16,825 --> 00:31:18,191
(SIGHING)
672
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:32,355
We need
my aunt's clothes back!
It's an emergency.
673
00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:33,924
I thought she died.
674
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,693
Well, yeah,
but her uncle
is really mad.
675
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:38,528
Okay.
676
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,997
Just give me 500.
677
00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,467
But you only gave us,
like, 400.
678
00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:45,902
It's called
capitalism, dears.
679
00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,370
I'm entitled to something
for my trouble.
680
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,939
We were helping
the homeless.
681
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:51,074
Fool me once,
shame on you.
682
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,910
Fool me twice...
Oh, no, not her.
683
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,613
Where did you
get this?
684
00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,783
Why did I take
my eye mask off today?
685
00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:01,617
Where did you get
this coat?
686
00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:04,521
It belonged
to her late aunt.
687
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,157
Oh, God.
688
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:10,427
Mom, it's not
how it looks, okay?
689
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,362
Yes, we sold the stuff.
690
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,598
But we sunk all the money
back into buying clothes
for the homeless.
691
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:17,534
Yeah, we bought like
five times as much clothes
as we ever could've gotten.
692
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,169
And you didn't keep
anything for yourselves?
693
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:23,940
Well, not much,
anyway.
694
00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:25,408
What did you take?
695
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:26,710
Nothing!
696
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,380
Almost nothing.
697
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,781
I mean, we were supposed
to take something
698
00:32:31,850 --> 00:32:33,783
for incentive, you know,
like Adam Smith said.
699
00:32:33,852 --> 00:32:36,353
Oh, shut the hell up
about Adam Smith!
700
00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,622
I really wouldn't
cross her.
701
00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:42,292
Where's the money?
702
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:46,062
Well, it's--
it's sort of gone.
703
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,530
Sort of?
704
00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,166
We got belly rings.
705
00:32:50,235 --> 00:32:51,401
What?
706
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,271
And we got a laptop
for Adam. Rove.
707
00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:56,139
We got a really
good deal on it.
708
00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,608
Mom, I swear,
we--we didn't hurt anybody.
709
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:01,878
People have stopped
donating clothes.
710
00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,446
They trusted us!
711
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:06,416
That man gave us
his dead wife's coat
712
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,352
for the homeless,
not for you!
713
00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,457
And not for belly rings!
714
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:15,892
(SIGHING)
715
00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,238
It's always worst
when his VA check comes.
716
00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:33,576
He drinks the whole thing
first day.
717
00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:37,113
And calls me from lock-up.
718
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:43,119
But I wouldn't go
get him last time.
719
00:33:45,624 --> 00:33:47,156
I wouldn't do it.
720
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,592
(WHISPERING) This is
just too weird, Girardi.
721
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,062
MAN: Anybody else?
722
00:34:07,763 --> 00:34:09,529
Hi, my name
is Grace.
723
00:34:09,598 --> 00:34:11,131
ALL: Hi, Grace.
724
00:34:13,401 --> 00:34:14,500
Uh...
725
00:34:15,871 --> 00:34:18,087
Nothing leaves
this room, right?
726
00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:20,089
Because I will hunt
you people down.
727
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:31,468
Uh...
728
00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:41,344
My mother is an alcoholic.
729
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,356
And this is
730
00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:58,361
my boyfriend.
731
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,596
Luke.
732
00:35:00,665 --> 00:35:02,165
ALL: Hi, Luke.
733
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:18,682
Hey.
734
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,883
Hey.
735
00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:21,818
I, uh, just started
on my layout.
736
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:24,470
You should check out
this funky font.
It's called Buddha Bold.
737
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,423
I have to take
the computer back.
738
00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:32,295
Sure. I'll just--
I'll just work
on my stuff later.
739
00:35:32,363 --> 00:35:36,098
Actually, there's
not really gonna
be any later.
740
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,954
Jane, what's going on?
741
00:35:41,022 --> 00:35:42,789
I am so sorry, Adam.
742
00:35:44,292 --> 00:35:46,926
Your stomach,
it's leaking.
743
00:35:48,463 --> 00:35:49,896
Oh, yeah.
744
00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:51,764
I got my belly pierced,
only it's infected,
745
00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:53,199
and if I take
the bandage off,
746
00:35:53,267 --> 00:35:55,234
then my belly button
will come out with it.
747
00:35:57,689 --> 00:35:59,055
Are you okay?
748
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,358
No.
749
00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:04,527
No. I hate,
hate economics.
750
00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,195
I...
751
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:09,332
My parents didn't buy
the computer, I did,
752
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,868
with stuff I took
from the clothing drive.
753
00:36:11,936 --> 00:36:13,069
Okay, well, stole.
754
00:36:13,138 --> 00:36:15,672
I thought I was doing good,
but I got all caught up.
755
00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:19,992
And then it was
like this interstate
crime spree except...
756
00:36:20,061 --> 00:36:21,194
Well, I stayed here.
757
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:24,264
You stole
from the homeless?
758
00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:26,666
Yes. I am a horrible
human being.
759
00:36:28,537 --> 00:36:29,869
Yeah.
760
00:36:31,573 --> 00:36:33,172
Well, you weren't
supposed to say that.
761
00:36:33,242 --> 00:36:36,175
Jane, you--you stole
from the homeless.
762
00:36:36,245 --> 00:36:39,646
Okay! I think
we've established that.
763
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:41,814
(SIGHS)
764
00:36:41,883 --> 00:36:43,883
I don't know how
things got so nuts.
765
00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,585
You know, I was...
766
00:36:46,654 --> 00:36:48,555
I wanted
to help you.
767
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,523
You have school
and you go to work
768
00:36:50,592 --> 00:36:52,158
and you have to take
care of your dad
769
00:36:52,227 --> 00:36:54,294
and we miss each other.
770
00:36:56,598 --> 00:36:58,331
Jane...
771
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,799
Jane, look.
772
00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:01,568
Just don't say
anything perfect, okay?
773
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,369
I can't take it
right now.
774
00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:06,406
We already
have so much.
775
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:09,142
I mean, sometimes
more than we need.
776
00:37:09,211 --> 00:37:10,210
(SIGHING)
777
00:37:10,278 --> 00:37:11,511
Just don't.
778
00:37:13,715 --> 00:37:14,880
Don't.
779
00:37:27,129 --> 00:37:28,495
(SIGHING)
780
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,132
How did we go
from counter-suit
to blackmail?
781
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,766
It's not blackmail.
782
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:36,503
You said that
we could get represented
on a contingency basis,
783
00:37:36,571 --> 00:37:38,171
not have to lay out
any money.
784
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,240
Sure, but if
the jury decides
against us,
785
00:37:40,308 --> 00:37:41,574
we'd have to pay
their legal fees, too.
786
00:37:41,643 --> 00:37:42,908
This is
our safest option.
787
00:37:42,977 --> 00:37:44,710
Since when is going nuclear
safe?
788
00:37:44,779 --> 00:37:46,846
They'd do it to us.
789
00:37:46,914 --> 00:37:48,914
Oh, so you want us
to go from being them
790
00:37:48,983 --> 00:37:51,384
to making them
look virtuous?
791
00:37:51,453 --> 00:37:53,019
This isn't like you, Will.
792
00:37:53,087 --> 00:37:55,188
How did you even get
this information?
793
00:37:55,257 --> 00:37:57,290
Now it's wrong
to try and protect
my family?
794
00:37:57,359 --> 00:37:59,159
Dad, Mom's right.
795
00:37:59,227 --> 00:38:02,895
If the Bakers
are our moral compass,
we're pretty lost.
796
00:38:02,964 --> 00:38:05,064
Counter-suing,
that's enough.
797
00:38:16,344 --> 00:38:18,511
I gave the computer
to the church
798
00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:20,613
along with
all the money I had,
799
00:38:20,682 --> 00:38:24,284
but I still feel
like the bottom
of a bird cage.
800
00:38:24,352 --> 00:38:26,553
Your mom
freaks me out.
801
00:38:26,621 --> 00:38:29,155
She didn't call
my parents.
802
00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:30,723
That's because
she knows guilt
803
00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:34,060
is a much more
effective weapon.
804
00:38:34,128 --> 00:38:36,362
Man, if my parents
found out,
805
00:38:37,465 --> 00:38:39,699
they'd make it
all about them,
806
00:38:39,767 --> 00:38:42,101
drag us back
into family therapy.
807
00:38:44,038 --> 00:38:46,639
A cigar is never
a cigar in my family.
808
00:38:48,343 --> 00:38:50,376
Sorry.
This was all my fault.
809
00:38:50,445 --> 00:38:53,062
Yeah,
like I go out of my way
to avoid trouble.
810
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,869
What were we thinking?
811
00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,508
That looks nasty.
812
00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:07,160
It's gonna scar.
813
00:39:08,363 --> 00:39:09,963
Tell me about it.
814
00:39:11,499 --> 00:39:15,969
♪ There was nothing
I could do ♪
815
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:21,707
I, uh... I almost had
a psychic girlfriend once,
816
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:24,277
but she left me
before we met.
817
00:39:26,681 --> 00:39:27,981
Um...
818
00:39:28,049 --> 00:39:29,849
(LUKE LAUGHING)
819
00:39:29,918 --> 00:39:32,285
All of those who believe
in psychokinesis,
820
00:39:32,354 --> 00:39:33,686
raise my hand.
821
00:39:34,522 --> 00:39:36,589
MAN 1: Pretty lame, pal.
822
00:39:36,657 --> 00:39:38,224
MAN 2: Get off the stage!
823
00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:39,325
MAN 3: You're gonna have to
run back to comedy school!
824
00:39:39,394 --> 00:39:40,927
COMIC:
Uh, well, I, uh,
825
00:39:40,996 --> 00:39:43,363
I see a shotgun
pointed at me,
826
00:39:43,431 --> 00:39:45,965
must mean
it's my time to go.
827
00:39:46,034 --> 00:39:51,170
Thank...
Well, just you, actually.
828
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:55,641
ANNOUNCER: All right then.
We'll be right back
with Kevin Girardi.
829
00:39:56,677 --> 00:39:58,244
I don't know, Kev.
830
00:39:58,312 --> 00:39:59,912
I don't want people
laughing at you.
831
00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,281
Well, that's kind of
the whole point, Dad.
832
00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:03,649
You've always thought
that he was funny.
833
00:40:03,718 --> 00:40:05,118
Yeah, but this
is different.
834
00:40:05,186 --> 00:40:07,253
I don't know why
he has to do it here.
835
00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:14,177
Oh, pretty clear now,
isn't it, Dad?
836
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,546
HELEN: Beth.
So, big night, huh?
837
00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:18,981
Hey.
Yeah, can't wait.
838
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,584
Joan, why don't you go
get us some refills?
839
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:24,019
Because I screw up,
now I have to be
your slave?
840
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:26,389
Yeah, it's one of
the joys of motherhood.
841
00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:32,127
BARMAN: Here you go.
Tough crowd, huh?
842
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:35,331
Hi, uh, three Cokes,
a Diet Coke,
and a Sprite, please.
843
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,499
Sure.
844
00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:39,101
It's a comedy club.
845
00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:41,970
Shouldn't you
be smiling, Joan?
846
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:44,540
Yeah, my life
is a Will Ferrell movie.
847
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,942
Well, it's always
darkest before the dawn.
848
00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:49,212
And if you're planning
to steal your neighbor's
newspaper,
849
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,514
that's the time
to do it.
850
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:52,881
(SIGHING)
851
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,150
Finally. Something
you're not good at.
852
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,852
Hey, your brother
liked me.
853
00:40:56,921 --> 00:40:58,521
I was using
what I learned.
854
00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,489
Isn't that what
you wanted me to do?
855
00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:02,658
Here.
856
00:41:02,727 --> 00:41:04,460
What does this say?
857
00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,497
In you we trust.
858
00:41:08,566 --> 00:41:10,566
You stopped trusting.
859
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:13,336
You wanted more
and more...
860
00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:15,137
So money is the root
of all evil.
861
00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:17,840
Actually,
the real quote is,
862
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:20,276
"Love of money
is the root of all evil."
863
00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:22,978
Why don't you just make
everybody rich?
864
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,549
How you see the world,
865
00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:28,517
how you deal with it,
866
00:41:28,586 --> 00:41:30,286
that determines
your real wealth.
867
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:34,490
(SIGHING)
868
00:41:34,559 --> 00:41:37,159
ANNOUNCER: He calls himself
"The Last Comic Sitting."
869
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:40,329
Let's give a big
Laugh Riot welcome
to Kevin Girardi.
870
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:42,965
Enjoy.
871
00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:51,006
KEVIN: Thank you.
872
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:55,944
Um, a lot of new comics
worry that their routine
is gonna be a car wreck,
873
00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,914
but, uh, I already got
that out of the way,
874
00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:00,416
so you can all relax.
875
00:42:00,485 --> 00:42:04,953
See, um, my best friend
drove me into a tree,
876
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:07,990
and now he's suing me
for a million dollars
877
00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:11,294
because...he's depressed.
878
00:42:14,082 --> 00:42:18,418
I do really feel bad
for him, but it also
is kind of like
879
00:42:18,486 --> 00:42:22,922
the United States
suing Hiroshima.
880
00:42:22,990 --> 00:42:25,391
Like, "Hey.
881
00:42:26,394 --> 00:42:28,294
"You ruined our bomb!
882
00:42:29,431 --> 00:42:32,865
"That was
our favorite bomb!"
883
00:42:32,934 --> 00:42:35,000
But, um, even if
he does win,
884
00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:36,869
I got the last laugh.
885
00:42:38,072 --> 00:42:40,206
I still have
six of his CDs
886
00:42:40,275 --> 00:42:42,074
and I am not
giving them back.
887
00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,710
All right!
888
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,211
I don't understand that,
though.
889
00:42:45,279 --> 00:42:47,880
What about money
makes people so crazy?
890
00:42:47,949 --> 00:42:49,882
I mean, how much
do we really need?
891
00:42:49,951 --> 00:42:54,120
I make plenty
because I rent out
my handicapped plates.
892
00:42:54,188 --> 00:42:57,890
One guy was such a moron,
893
00:42:57,959 --> 00:43:00,259
he, uh, he got
out of the car
894
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,428
with a white cane.
895
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:04,864
I also make a lot of money
outside the Starbucks.
896
00:43:04,933 --> 00:43:06,966
I'll just be
sitting outside.
897
00:43:07,035 --> 00:43:10,703
You will be surprised
how many people throw
their change into my latte.
898
00:43:10,772 --> 00:43:11,971
It's awesome.
899
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,873
And I save
a bundle on shoes.
900
00:43:13,942 --> 00:43:16,542
I mean, one pair is gonna
last me the rest of my life.
901
00:43:16,611 --> 00:43:19,245
See, there are
a lot of benefits
902
00:43:19,313 --> 00:43:21,480
to having no feeling
below the waist.
903
00:43:21,549 --> 00:43:23,616
The party games for one.
904
00:43:23,685 --> 00:43:27,920
There's
"Let's freeze Kevin's legs."
905
00:43:27,989 --> 00:43:31,874
Then there's, uh, let's see,
"Pin the tail on my ass."