1 00:00:03,353 --> 00:00:05,520 I saw him again this morning. 2 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:07,672 God? 3 00:00:07,741 --> 00:00:10,642 He's gonna screw my life up all over again. 4 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,928 We've talked about this, Joan. 5 00:00:12,997 --> 00:00:15,697 These visions are hallucinatory projections. 6 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,332 No, he's real. 7 00:00:18,301 --> 00:00:19,718 He's back. 8 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:22,354 (PEOPLE TAUNTING JOAN) 9 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,093 (LAUGHING) 10 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:31,379 I've got a list of things I want you to do, Joan. 11 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,237 Hi, honey. How's God? 12 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:40,672 What are you talking about? 13 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:42,875 Dr. Dan called and told us everything. 14 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,778 What? He can't do that. 15 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,212 That was all confidential. 16 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:48,547 Maybe God told him to. 17 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:49,981 (BOTH LAUGHING) 18 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,584 Now, be nice, boys. Your sister's insane. 19 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,202 You can't tell anybody what Dr. Dan said. 20 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:56,121 You have to promise me you won't tell anybody. 21 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:58,289 GOTH GOD: Psst! Hey, Joan. Down here. 22 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,260 Are you ashamed of me, Joan? 23 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,165 (DISHES SHATTERING) 24 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,286 HELEN: Have a nice day, sweetheart. 25 00:01:11,355 --> 00:01:13,404 WILL: (DISTORTED) Bye. Bye-bye. 26 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:17,208 (DISTORTED CHATTER) 27 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,280 (SIGHING) Oh, Adam. 28 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:24,415 I just wanna be with you. 29 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:25,751 Me, too. 30 00:01:55,398 --> 00:01:56,798 (PANTING) 31 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,464 Hey! 32 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:14,366 You've been staring at it for an hour. 33 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:15,633 It was growing mold. 34 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,321 Bon appetit. 35 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:22,023 Can't you at least wait until the caffeine kicks in? 36 00:02:22,092 --> 00:02:24,860 Dr. Dan says it is important for me to let my feelings out. 37 00:02:24,928 --> 00:02:26,694 What happened to the cheery, optimistic Joan? 38 00:02:26,763 --> 00:02:28,496 I found no future in optimism. 39 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:29,897 Honey, when you're at work today, 40 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,299 will you pick up those books for me? 41 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:33,401 Oh, and one of those itty-bitty light things. 42 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:35,971 You kept me up all night. I'm sorry. 43 00:02:36,039 --> 00:02:39,057 I got so wrapped up in that Graham Greene novel. 44 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,859 (LUKE EXCLAIMS) Whoa! 45 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,194 Sorry, dude. I'm... Oh, sorry. Are you all right? 46 00:02:43,814 --> 00:02:45,063 Dude, 47 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:46,831 ABBA. 48 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,701 Luke, did you actually pay money for that? 49 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,954 For science. Research. 50 00:02:53,023 --> 00:02:55,590 You know, uh, about the optical recording process 51 00:02:55,659 --> 00:02:57,025 developed by the Phillips laboratories... 52 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,861 I'm bored now. WILL: I like ABBA. 53 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:04,549 Dancing Queen, that, uh, "doo, doo, doo" Fernando song... 54 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,484 Honey, you remember that concert? 55 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:08,620 You wore a white jacket with fringe. 56 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,772 Oh, too much information. 57 00:03:10,841 --> 00:03:14,842 So, Mom, more recommendations from the Surfing Nun Book Club? 58 00:03:14,911 --> 00:03:16,544 The first part of the catechism 59 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,696 is questioning man's relationship with God, 60 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,633 so she's giving me novels and essays that talk about it. 61 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,085 Mom, she is brainwashing you. 62 00:03:24,154 --> 00:03:27,739 Why would you trust some surfer who settles in Arcadia? 63 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:31,042 There's nothing devious about examining spiritual issues. 64 00:03:31,094 --> 00:03:33,428 Yeah, Einstein believed there had to be some intelligence 65 00:03:33,496 --> 00:03:35,430 behind the design of the universe. 66 00:03:35,498 --> 00:03:38,667 Well, Dr. Dan says relying on some outside force to tell you how to live 67 00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:41,069 is actually a way to avoid living. 68 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:44,105 I don't agree. And I don't think a doctor should tell you how to live. 69 00:03:44,174 --> 00:03:46,908 So you trust God? Because he really came through for Kevin. 70 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,243 Joan, that's enough. 71 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,128 I think it is pretty hard to believe in God 72 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:52,163 when we're getting sued because of my accident. 73 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,932 There is such a thing as free will. 74 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,634 Us being sued because of you is... 75 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,720 Well, it's not because of me. 76 00:03:58,789 --> 00:04:00,705 It's because of Andy and his greedy-ass family. 77 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,157 I know. That's what I'm saying. 78 00:04:02,225 --> 00:04:04,559 What, that God abandons you when you need him most? 79 00:04:04,627 --> 00:04:06,310 No! Then God thinks it's okay 80 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,046 that the drunk who took my legs 81 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,081 can take everything else from us, too? 82 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:13,584 Okay, okay, let's all take a breath. 83 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,303 I didn't mean to start a fight. 84 00:04:15,372 --> 00:04:18,123 I just wanted Joan to pick up some books for me. 85 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:19,874 Yeah, about God. 86 00:04:23,913 --> 00:04:26,548 I thought after spending summer at crazy camp, 87 00:04:26,617 --> 00:04:29,183 I would know how to deal. But my mom's become all religious. 88 00:04:29,253 --> 00:04:30,685 Dude, my father's a rabbi. 89 00:04:30,754 --> 00:04:32,320 Right. I just... 90 00:04:32,389 --> 00:04:34,889 I--I feel like things are more whacked than when I left. 91 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:37,158 You know, like Luke listening to an ABBA CD? 92 00:04:37,227 --> 00:04:38,426 ABBA? You're kidding. 93 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:39,661 I mean, I don't care. 94 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:42,497 How do you deal with your dad being all into God? 95 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:45,099 Sometimes I hide his yarmulke and watch him freak. 96 00:04:45,168 --> 00:04:46,668 Yeah, see, I just... 97 00:04:46,737 --> 00:04:48,536 See, I--I hear all this God talk, 98 00:04:48,605 --> 00:04:50,004 and it makes me feel all this pressure 99 00:04:50,073 --> 00:04:51,473 to be, like, this perfect person. 100 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,142 And Dr. Dan said that's what made me so dysfunctional. 101 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,828 I'm a kid. I should be able to be just a kid, you know. 102 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,681 ABBA and those little meatballs. 103 00:04:59,749 --> 00:05:01,849 No wonder Sweden's filled with drunks. 104 00:05:03,119 --> 00:05:05,119 Thanks for the support, Grace. 105 00:05:06,356 --> 00:05:07,889 (SIGHING) Oh, no. 106 00:05:09,426 --> 00:05:12,694 Nothing. See you in class. 107 00:05:18,001 --> 00:05:19,934 I told you I didn't wanna see you anymore. 108 00:05:20,003 --> 00:05:21,869 Thought that maybe you had changed your mind. 109 00:05:21,938 --> 00:05:24,372 It seemed like we really connected last time. No, we didn't. 110 00:05:24,441 --> 00:05:25,957 So, you didn't feel anything? 111 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,425 Look, it's over, okay? 112 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,094 You're just gonna have to adjust to that. 113 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,162 Call up a friend and bitch about me on the phone if you need to, 114 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,864 but you have to find someone else. I just want... 115 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,249 No! I don't wanna hear it. 116 00:05:35,318 --> 00:05:36,885 Just keep your eyes open, Joan. 117 00:05:36,953 --> 00:05:39,253 What does that even mean? "Keep your eyes open"? 118 00:05:39,322 --> 00:05:41,122 They're already open, see? 119 00:05:41,191 --> 00:05:43,858 I know how hard it is being back, reconnecting. 120 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,359 You have choices to make. 121 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,261 Well, I have free will, right? Of course. 122 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:50,031 And I'm using it right now. I choose a life without you. 123 00:05:52,468 --> 00:05:54,736 (POLICE SIRENS BLARING) 124 00:05:54,805 --> 00:05:56,505 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 125 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:00,542 "Emotional damage." What is that? 126 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:03,077 It's what happens when you live with my ex-wife. 127 00:06:03,146 --> 00:06:05,747 And my lawyer says they have a case. 128 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:08,182 My kid has wheels for legs and I'm on the defensive. 129 00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:11,185 Just once, I'd like someone to do the right thing. Once. 130 00:06:11,254 --> 00:06:13,688 You're still a dreamer. It's cute. 131 00:06:13,757 --> 00:06:16,074 Drive-by. Victim's a African-American male, 132 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:19,177 about eight years old, caught in the crossfire. 133 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,112 OFFICER: We called his mother. She's on her way. 134 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,580 Shooters are probably gonna sue 135 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,549 because the kid stole their bullets. 136 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,584 Any witnesses? No one's talking. 137 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,423 (PANTING) 138 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:32,657 Hey. 139 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:37,996 You're gonna be okay, son. We're all here to help you. 140 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,533 Now, did you see who did this to you? 141 00:06:46,289 --> 00:06:47,689 No one saw a thing here? 142 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:51,359 Not the shooters? 143 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,277 A car? 144 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:58,567 You think this is not gonna happen again? 145 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,503 You think your kid won't be next? 146 00:07:02,573 --> 00:07:03,872 Don't look at me. 147 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:13,148 He was selling wrapping paper for his school. 148 00:07:14,384 --> 00:07:16,451 I bought some. 149 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,853 "Thank you, ma'am," he said. 150 00:07:21,324 --> 00:07:22,924 Did you see who it was? 151 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,496 (SCOFFS) 152 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,693 Dude, ABBA? 153 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,079 I thought you might like them because everyone hates them. 154 00:07:45,148 --> 00:07:48,416 Well, you thought wrong. Tell me you don't have any Bee Gees in there. 155 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,453 Dude? 156 00:07:52,522 --> 00:07:55,523 It's just music. Just music? 157 00:07:55,592 --> 00:07:57,425 Meet me tomorrow night with mixed CDs. 158 00:07:57,494 --> 00:07:59,727 If we find no common ground, we're toast. 159 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:05,533 Dude, I just dropped my pencil 160 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:07,868 to look up Charlene Lister's skirt, 161 00:08:07,937 --> 00:08:10,171 but it was one of those culotte things. 162 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,041 Hi. Hi. 163 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,714 Did I miss something? Me. 164 00:08:21,518 --> 00:08:22,917 Oh. Okay, yeah. 165 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:24,719 Let's take off. What? 166 00:08:24,788 --> 00:08:26,887 Come on, let's skip school. Let's go up to Mercer Creek. 167 00:08:26,956 --> 00:08:28,889 We'll have a picnic. We'll walk through the woods. 168 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:31,258 Oh, you know, I have a history quiz 169 00:08:31,328 --> 00:08:33,160 and an art project. 170 00:08:33,229 --> 00:08:35,129 Who cares? 171 00:08:35,198 --> 00:08:37,765 Weren't you the one all into school? 172 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:40,835 That was yesterday. I'm just sick of being the goody-shoes girl. 173 00:08:40,903 --> 00:08:42,537 Are you okay? 174 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,071 No. I'm crazy, remember? 175 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:46,140 No, that's not what I meant. 176 00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:48,142 Just forget it. 177 00:08:48,211 --> 00:08:49,711 I'm sorry. 178 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,512 No, no, it's just, I come back 179 00:08:51,581 --> 00:08:54,782 and I'm supposed to pick my life up exactly the way it was before. 180 00:08:54,851 --> 00:08:57,685 (SIGHING) You know, but what if I don't want my life to be the same? 181 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,854 What if I... What if I want it to be different? 182 00:09:01,391 --> 00:09:02,957 Are you talking about us? 183 00:09:03,025 --> 00:09:06,327 'Cause a--a minute ago you seemed pretty happy to see me. 184 00:09:06,396 --> 00:09:07,928 I was. I mean, I... 185 00:09:07,997 --> 00:09:09,597 I am. I just... 186 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:11,566 Forget it. 187 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,134 Okay, look, look. I promise that I will do something 188 00:09:14,203 --> 00:09:17,071 incredibly irresponsible with you this weekend, all right? 189 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,374 Maybe we'll even wind up on Cops. 190 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,476 Joan? 191 00:09:22,044 --> 00:09:23,544 Oh, my God. 192 00:09:23,613 --> 00:09:25,079 (BOTH GIGGLING) 193 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:27,281 Oh, my God. Look at you! 194 00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:29,384 I--I got booted out of Clayton Country Day. 195 00:09:29,452 --> 00:09:31,118 (LAUGHS) After 10 days? 196 00:09:31,187 --> 00:09:32,754 Well, I was already on probation. 197 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,522 And apparently they have this rule 198 00:09:34,591 --> 00:09:36,891 about not filling the evil math teacher's car 199 00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:38,359 with packing peanuts. 200 00:09:38,428 --> 00:09:39,927 Look at you. 201 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,130 Oh, my God. 202 00:09:43,199 --> 00:09:44,899 Adam, right? Adam. 203 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:47,635 He's just like you said. I'm Judith Montgomery. 204 00:09:47,704 --> 00:09:50,571 Oh, from camp. Yeah, Jane told me all about you. 205 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,839 Jane? 206 00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:52,940 I love it. 207 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,575 People called us Joanith. 208 00:09:54,644 --> 00:09:56,411 We had this instant mind meld thing. 209 00:09:56,479 --> 00:09:58,212 I can't believe you go to my school now. 210 00:09:58,281 --> 00:10:00,347 Yeah. I have to find AP Physics. 211 00:10:00,417 --> 00:10:01,783 That's where we're going. Yeah. 212 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:02,917 Same classes? Yeah. 213 00:10:02,985 --> 00:10:04,151 This is outrageous. 214 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,820 This is cool. 215 00:10:05,889 --> 00:10:08,623 But soft, a new arrival in our happy realm. 216 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,257 May I be thy guide, fair maiden? 217 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:12,510 GRACE: I didn't know we had to do the questions in the back of the chapter. 218 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,412 Ms. Lischak wrote the assignment on the board. 219 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,080 Thanks, Dad. 220 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,148 Grace, right? 221 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:18,782 Do we know her? 222 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,585 This is Judith. From camp. 223 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,687 She goes here now. 224 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,990 So now I have to get to know another person now. 225 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,260 (CLEARS THROAT) 226 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:32,497 Dig. It was subtle, but she vibed me, right? 227 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,010 Oh! Oh, hey. 228 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,180 Alice in Quantumland is not in Children's. 229 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:54,419 Even simplistic writings on quantum theory would be found in Science, 230 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,087 which should be obvious, unless, of course, 231 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,688 you don't even have a game show's knowledge 232 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,123 of basic scientific terminology. 233 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,691 Hey, I take AP Physics. 234 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,227 Oh, which explains the outsourcing of jobs to India. 235 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:05,963 When is Sammy coming back? 236 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,216 I am Sammy. 237 00:11:08,284 --> 00:11:10,284 Which is weird, isn't it? 238 00:11:10,353 --> 00:11:13,237 Best friends, both Sammy, both like... You know how you are. 239 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,840 It's like there should be some mother ship someplace. 240 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,675 Mmm-hmm. 241 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,445 The prior Sammy will return when his wife regains her sanity. 242 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,646 So I'd get used to me if I were you. 243 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,649 JUDITH: Psst! Psst, psst! 244 00:11:29,138 --> 00:11:30,938 What are you doing here? 245 00:11:31,007 --> 00:11:32,807 This Saturday night, the 'rents are going out of town 246 00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:34,442 for the weekend for some conference, 247 00:11:34,511 --> 00:11:36,494 so it's party time. 248 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,630 They're really leaving you alone for the whole weekend? 249 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,332 Hey, they're shrinks, remember? They're all about giving me space 250 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,834 and letting me learn from my mistakes. 251 00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,685 Okay. But you just got expelled. 252 00:11:44,754 --> 00:11:47,137 I mean, you really wanna risk getting in more trouble? 253 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:50,374 Look, at camp they told us we're supposed to find creative ways 254 00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:53,361 to integrate ourselves into our social environment, right? 255 00:11:53,429 --> 00:11:55,179 Yeah. So we're 16. 256 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,315 Isn't this what we're supposed to do? 257 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,083 Hold that thought for one second. 258 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,688 I told you I am done with you. 259 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,157 Oh, here's one of the books your mother wanted. Thoreau? 260 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,210 Now, he believed that, with a keen awareness of the natural world, 261 00:12:09,279 --> 00:12:10,812 one could find truth. 262 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:12,864 You just can't stop, can you? Get out. Out! 263 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,949 SAMMY 2: Whoa, whoa! What are you doing? Ms. Girardi! 264 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,302 She was stealing. 265 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,039 Next time, I'll call the cops! 266 00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:24,425 Good work. 267 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,084 Let's party. 268 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,385 (SQUEALS) Bye. 269 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,524 (SIGHS) 270 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,939 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 271 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,042 Hmm. You're like a human dolly. 272 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,244 Yeah, I have many new uses now. 273 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,547 (CLEARING THROAT) 274 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,817 Hey, you know, I didn't mean to rag on you this morning. 275 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,685 I was going for Mom, 276 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,954 and you just sort of got caught in the crossfire. 277 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,056 That's cool. 278 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,492 I think we're all pretty tightly wound. 279 00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,895 So, um, what are you looking for? 280 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,064 This. 281 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,187 Cutting out pictures of Andy? 282 00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:28,656 I just need to see him. 283 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,191 I need to see who the hell my best friend was. 284 00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:35,579 JOAN: Mmm, he was a dork. 285 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,948 He used to pick me up and spin me around over his head. 286 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,550 I should have ralphed on him. 287 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,885 KEVIN: No, you loved him. We all did. 288 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,392 He's a bastard now. 289 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,362 Sure seems that way. 290 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,831 I'm gonna go see him. 291 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,866 What? 292 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,518 I need to find out why he's doing this. 293 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,937 Kevin, he's suing us. You can't go see him. 294 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,255 Who says? 295 00:14:01,324 --> 00:14:04,325 Like, every law show on TV. 296 00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:07,995 You won't tell Mom and Dad, will you? 297 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,731 Oh, yeah, I'm dying to get in the middle of this one. 298 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,294 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 299 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,531 No, no, no. 300 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:30,701 Hip-hop is supposed to be about defiance and social justice. 301 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,671 This mainstream trash has totally sold out to the corporate rats. 302 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,940 Yeah, but the chorus has this addictive bass that's like... 303 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,408 Next. 304 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,043 You're very intolerant. 305 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,395 High musical standards does not make me intolerant, dude. 306 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:45,083 Okay, um, let's delve into some classical selections. 307 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,667 What are you trying to do, kill me? 308 00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:48,302 Why don't we just start speaking in Latin? 309 00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:51,239 Okay, that's it. I'm gonna listen to some of yours. 310 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,609 Okay, okay, chill with the caveman act. 311 00:15:01,584 --> 00:15:03,751 33 West. 312 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,820 Indie group, totally downloadable. 313 00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,221 The people's music. 314 00:15:07,289 --> 00:15:08,856 (PRICE YOU PAY BY 33 WEST PLAYING) 315 00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:11,526 ♪ She caught me off guard on a New Year's Eve 316 00:15:11,594 --> 00:15:14,762 Sophomoric lyrics, stultifying melody. 317 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,281 They--They sound like they recorded it over a telephone. 318 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,465 They deserve their obscurity. 319 00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:19,901 ♪ She wrote her number up and down 320 00:15:19,969 --> 00:15:21,435 ♪ Real big on my... ♪ 321 00:15:22,906 --> 00:15:25,172 Olatunji, African drums. 322 00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:27,174 (TRADITIONAL AFRICAN MUSIC PLAYING) 323 00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:33,714 Pretentious attempt to co-opt another culture 324 00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:36,150 in order to hide your middle-class roots. 325 00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:38,553 You are going to be bleeding soon. 326 00:15:38,621 --> 00:15:42,206 Feel the power of Metallica, Master of Puppets. 327 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,908 The anthem of thrash metal. 328 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,226 Metallica? That sounds like a band with no hands. 329 00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:47,928 Okay, you know what? 330 00:15:47,997 --> 00:15:50,965 I have a deep psychic connection with Metallica, so tread lightly. 331 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,100 Look, dude, we tried, 332 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,652 but music is vibrations, 333 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:58,656 and--and my music is a representation of my inner vibrations. 334 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,392 And if--if we don't share a common rate of vibration, 335 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,594 what do we have? 336 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,612 (CANDLES ARE LIT BY JEFF LINGLE PLAYING) 337 00:16:05,681 --> 00:16:08,015 BOTH: At least you didn't bring that. 338 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:12,770 ♪ I'm gonna make all your dreams come true 339 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,625 A shared experience of dissonance creates its own harmony. 340 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,926 What? 341 00:16:18,994 --> 00:16:20,378 Harmonic resonance. 342 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,613 It's one of the basic laws of physics. 343 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:26,150 Our mutual hatred has formed a harmonic union between us. 344 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,370 I think I feel it. 345 00:16:29,438 --> 00:16:30,838 (BOTH LAUGHING) 346 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,975 Grace, 347 00:16:36,111 --> 00:16:37,411 this is our song. 348 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,865 ♪ You feel right here in my arms 349 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,500 ♪ In my arms 350 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:48,489 ♪ I'll never, ever let you go ♪ 351 00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:50,508 This little kid, eight years old, 352 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,860 caught a bullet meant for some gangbanger. 353 00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,263 Someone had to see. 354 00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:57,632 They're probably terrified. 355 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,234 So, they'll just let it happen again? 356 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,538 You really think it's that simple? 357 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,339 Making the right moral choice 358 00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:08,075 in a world filled with violence and intimidation? 359 00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,095 Is that from one of your books? 360 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,530 Yeah. Sorry. 361 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,800 It's Graham Greene again. 362 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:19,570 He writes about God in a world of moral relativism. 363 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:23,407 "Interesting," he said begrudgingly. 364 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,726 Lot of books. Lot of questions. 365 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,896 Hey, you got the itty-bitty light. 366 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,149 Because I'm a wonderful woman, 367 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,351 even though I believe in God. 368 00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:40,324 What? 369 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,026 I got the itty-bitty light. 370 00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:48,549 We thought we were on top of things, 371 00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:51,152 but look at us. 372 00:17:51,221 --> 00:17:54,438 Kevin's lawsuit, Joan's a new person every day. 373 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,490 I feel like the people on that block. 374 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:57,925 I can see everything happening, 375 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,128 but I can't seem to do anything about it. 376 00:18:00,196 --> 00:18:03,564 Joan's a teenager. We're supposed to be powerless. 377 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,666 There should be answers in here. 378 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:10,738 Hey, there's dirty stuff in here. 379 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,290 Moral issues. 380 00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:16,543 This is bait. 381 00:18:16,612 --> 00:18:18,112 I hope so. 382 00:18:22,551 --> 00:18:25,853 Will grapples with his moral quandary. 383 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,056 What to do next? 384 00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:31,659 Oh, what to do? 385 00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:33,360 (LAUGHING) 386 00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:35,329 JUDITH: I have everything we need at the house already. 387 00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:38,098 I have chips, soda, beer, wine, some billion-proof tequila. 388 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,500 Bail money? Hmm? 389 00:18:39,569 --> 00:18:40,768 Ah, don't worry. I do this a lot. Hi. 390 00:18:40,837 --> 00:18:42,169 Hey. So I take it you heard about the party? 391 00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:43,537 What time are you picking me up? 392 00:18:43,606 --> 00:18:46,239 Oh, uh, I'm not sure I'm gonna make it. 393 00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,708 What? 394 00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:49,844 Adam, do you have to work or something? 395 00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:51,645 No. Well, what? 396 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,180 Anhedonia. 397 00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,281 What? 398 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,950 It's a psychological condition. 399 00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:57,451 The inability to gain pleasure 400 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,453 from normally pleasurable experiences. 401 00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:01,121 No. No, no, no. 402 00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:02,690 It's just... If--If the party gets busted 403 00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,492 and my father finds out and... 404 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,226 I don't know. He's been through a lot lately. 405 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:09,029 Adam, when was the last time we actually, like, hung out and had fun? 406 00:19:09,098 --> 00:19:11,198 You've been gone all summer. 407 00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:12,967 Look, can we just not talk about this here? 408 00:19:13,035 --> 00:19:15,235 I'm just saying, you know? It's always something. 409 00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:18,205 Hey, maybe your relationship is based in crisis. 410 00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:20,908 You know, like, if you don't have a problem to deal with, 411 00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:22,643 you have no real connection. 412 00:19:23,846 --> 00:19:26,113 I really feel weird talking about this 413 00:19:26,181 --> 00:19:28,415 with someone I've only known for a day, okay? 414 00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:30,317 I'm sorry. My parents are shrinks. 415 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,019 You know what? Maybe she's right. 416 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,889 Fine. All right. I'll talk to you about it later, okay? 417 00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:37,825 You okay? 418 00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:43,096 Yeah. It's his problem, right? 419 00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:44,364 WILL: What do we know? 420 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,100 Still nothing. No one's talking. 421 00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:50,170 Funny how so many people can go blind at the same time. 422 00:19:50,239 --> 00:19:52,907 Yeah. Peanut cluster? It's a real rush. 423 00:19:52,975 --> 00:19:54,842 You ever consider actual food? 424 00:19:54,911 --> 00:19:57,244 Will? Woman to see you. 425 00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:01,448 Nice to see you again. 426 00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:02,984 This is who you want. 427 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,354 These are kids. 428 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,356 It's the only picture I had, when they were 10. 429 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,841 They still look the same. 430 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,592 The bigger one's Ruben Holloway. 431 00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:14,612 The other's DeShawn Wallace. 432 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:15,979 My nephew. 433 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,181 Your nephew? 434 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,417 Yeah. I'm Mary Wallace. 435 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,605 He was a sweet boy until his mama died. 436 00:20:24,674 --> 00:20:26,907 He went into foster care. 437 00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,443 I would've taken him in, 438 00:20:29,512 --> 00:20:31,212 but I had my own problems. 439 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,214 Third Street All-Stars. They run corners on the East Side. 440 00:20:33,282 --> 00:20:36,851 Heroin, crack, crystal. Whatever you want, whenever you want it. 441 00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:38,652 Did you see them shoot the boy? 442 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,005 Right in front of my house. 443 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,607 You did the right thing, Ms. Wallace. 444 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,042 If I had done the right thing, 445 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,577 I'd have taken that boy in years ago 446 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,647 and none of us would be here right now. 447 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,487 Dr. Dan, I mean, I was supposed to come home 448 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,056 feeling like I was enough, remember? 449 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,357 DR. DAN: (ON PHONE) Joan, you are enough. 450 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,826 But you shouldn't expect immediate results. 451 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,328 (SIGHING) Well, you said I didn't need to see 452 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,796 (WHISPERING) you-know-who. 453 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,631 Wait a second. Does that mean you're saying you have seen... 454 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,666 No. I'm not-- I'm not saying that I have. 455 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:12,136 What about your journal? 456 00:21:12,205 --> 00:21:14,604 Yeah, well, keeping a journal isn't helping. 457 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,907 Maybe you haven't given it enough time. 458 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,692 Stay focused and keep writing. 459 00:21:18,761 --> 00:21:20,160 What? 460 00:21:20,229 --> 00:21:21,695 I know. 461 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,497 I'll keep writing. 462 00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:24,698 Now, remember... 463 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:27,534 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know. I--I'm good enough. 464 00:21:27,603 --> 00:21:29,102 I gotta go. 465 00:21:39,148 --> 00:21:41,348 Why can't you understand that you are screwing up my life? 466 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,234 I just wanna be like everyone else. 467 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,952 Do I really have to give you the snowflake speech? 468 00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:48,805 I just wanna go to Judith's party. 469 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,274 So go. 470 00:21:50,326 --> 00:21:51,408 Go? 471 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:52,843 Sure. 472 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,177 What... 473 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,747 "Go." 474 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,049 "Go," he says. 475 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,453 Hey, who were you talking to? 476 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,055 (CLEARING THROAT) God. 477 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,923 He's big into Marilyn Manson. 478 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,726 It's a joke. 479 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:10,026 (LAUGHS) 480 00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,128 Oh. 481 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,697 Uh... 482 00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,799 I--I didn't-- I didn't come to argue. 483 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:17,717 I--I just... 484 00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:22,640 I love you, Jane. 485 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,576 Let's go-- Let's go have some fun. Okay? 486 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,712 Okay. 487 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,781 RUBEN: Why do you dudes always hassle the small businessman? 488 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,316 That's why I vote Republican. 489 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,017 Dick Cheney, he knows what time it is. 490 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,720 I thought convicted felons didn't get to vote. 491 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,022 We got you as an accessory to murder, DeShawn, 492 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,190 unless maybe you didn't know 493 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,525 what old Ruben here had planned. 494 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:42,926 Maybe he surprised you. 495 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,428 Hey, look, ain't nobody singin'. 496 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,062 Not D., not me. 497 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:48,165 You sure? 'Cause we got an eyewitness 498 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,834 that puts you both at the scene of the shooting 499 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,771 in a shiny red 1964 Impala convertible, 500 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,406 shooting a Glock 9. 501 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,073 CARLISLE: Which we recovered two blocks from the scene. 502 00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:58,642 Think it's over 'cause you grabbed us? 503 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,778 Have you sniffed around here, seen what your people doing? 504 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,879 Shut your ass, D. 505 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,348 What does that mean, D.? 506 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,249 You got something to say, say it. 507 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:08,452 Look, the only thing we got to say is "lawyer." 508 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,554 Lawyer, lawyer, lawyer, lawyer. 509 00:23:25,855 --> 00:23:27,288 I hope you fell. 510 00:23:27,356 --> 00:23:28,405 I'm on a break. 511 00:23:28,474 --> 00:23:30,508 Mmm, in the Self Help section. 512 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,977 You are the poster child for the intellectual decline of America. 513 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,514 Codependent No More. It's very good. 514 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,832 In order to find yourself, you have to sever connection 515 00:23:38,901 --> 00:23:40,768 with the people you allow to control you. 516 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,770 Mmm. 517 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,388 You see, all I heard was, um, "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." 518 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,690 Hi. 519 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,642 Did you fall, honey? 520 00:23:48,711 --> 00:23:51,645 No, I'm-- I'm fine. But, Mom, what are you-- what are you doing here? 521 00:23:51,714 --> 00:23:53,914 I need a book. This is a bookstore. 522 00:23:53,983 --> 00:23:57,317 Oh, well, I assume you're looking for something in this section? 523 00:23:57,386 --> 00:24:01,955 Oh, no. Um, I'd like Immanuel Kant's The Metaphysics of Ethics. 524 00:24:03,425 --> 00:24:06,126 Yes. Immanuel Kant. 525 00:24:06,795 --> 00:24:08,611 Uh, right away. 526 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,350 Wow. 527 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,068 (LAUGHING) 528 00:24:15,137 --> 00:24:16,303 Hey. 529 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:18,455 Oh, it's... 530 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:21,759 You--You don't have to do it alone. If you need to talk... 531 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,127 Mom, I'm fine, really. 532 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,363 I have to go to work. 533 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:29,466 So, why don't we all go to Maria's for dinner? 534 00:24:29,535 --> 00:24:31,268 Chicken parmesan. It'll be fun. 535 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:34,655 Me and some friends are going to Judith's. 536 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:38,258 Well, maybe we'll go to, um, Maria's next week. 537 00:24:38,327 --> 00:24:40,327 Yeah, maybe--maybe next week. 538 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:45,916 (SIGHING) 539 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,337 What? 540 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:54,357 Nothing. I was just remembering pushing you on a swing. 541 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:58,696 Silly, isn't it? 542 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:29,276 You're not supposed to be here, man. 543 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,779 I called you. 544 00:25:32,848 --> 00:25:35,149 Why wouldn't you talk to me? 545 00:25:35,217 --> 00:25:36,950 They said I wasn't allowed. 546 00:25:37,019 --> 00:25:38,252 Me, too. 547 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,614 So why'd you drive four hours to see me? 548 00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:52,282 I read the suit. 549 00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:54,984 Said you were in bad shape. 550 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,853 I wanted to see if there was anything I could do. 551 00:26:00,009 --> 00:26:01,441 I have nightmares. 552 00:26:02,444 --> 00:26:04,761 I--I'm a damn window washer. 553 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,480 You wanna trade places? 554 00:26:07,182 --> 00:26:08,748 I gotta work. 555 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,572 Aren't you gonna ask how I'm doing? 556 00:26:15,641 --> 00:26:17,657 Why the hell are you doing this to me, man? 557 00:26:17,726 --> 00:26:20,594 Because you were my best friend, 558 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,946 and now you wanna ruin my family? 559 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:25,182 My parents said it was just insurance. That's all. 560 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,534 You're blaming your parents? You're 20, dude! 561 00:26:27,603 --> 00:26:29,252 Dude, I'm messed up, Kev! 562 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:31,071 Okay? 563 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,806 You don't think there's a day that goes by 564 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:35,726 that I don't see you lying in blood, all broken? 565 00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:38,194 And a-- And a big screen and a trip to the Bahamas 566 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:39,979 is gonna make that all go away? 567 00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,599 I gotta try that. 568 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,936 I was wasted off my ass, dude! You weren't! 569 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:49,906 You should've taken the keys, Kev! You could have! 570 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:52,576 I mean, why do I have to live with all the guilt, huh? 571 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,745 You should've taken those keys, Kev! 572 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,724 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 573 00:27:07,777 --> 00:27:09,509 (JOAN AND JUDITH WHOOPING) 574 00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:11,578 (GIGGLING) (SLURRING) Joanith in the hizzouse! 575 00:27:11,646 --> 00:27:13,947 Comin' through! Joanith comin' through! 576 00:27:14,015 --> 00:27:15,449 (WHOOPING) 577 00:27:15,517 --> 00:27:16,916 Wow. 578 00:27:16,985 --> 00:27:19,386 Come on, Adam, shake that booty. Mmm. 579 00:27:19,455 --> 00:27:21,521 I'm so happy we're all together. 580 00:27:21,590 --> 00:27:23,656 I mean, we've got this connection. 581 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:26,159 Don't you feel it? Like we've known each other forever. 582 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,294 Yeah. 583 00:27:27,362 --> 00:27:28,795 God, my old friends, 584 00:27:28,863 --> 00:27:31,565 the creeps at my old school, were such posers. 585 00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:33,166 Why are you crashin' my party? 586 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,601 He's just using me! 587 00:27:34,669 --> 00:27:36,369 GIRLS: Posers! 588 00:27:36,438 --> 00:27:37,737 (LAUGHING) Posers! 589 00:27:37,806 --> 00:27:39,806 ADAM: Joan, Joan, Joan... Pizza! 590 00:27:39,874 --> 00:27:42,675 You guys... I love you guys! 591 00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:45,445 Does that include me, my sweet? 592 00:27:45,514 --> 00:27:48,915 Jon Cryer! Pretty in Pink! 593 00:27:48,984 --> 00:27:50,817 I've always loved you, Duckie. 594 00:27:51,453 --> 00:27:53,420 (LAUGHING) 595 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,990 Pace yourself just a little bit. 596 00:27:57,058 --> 00:27:59,859 You're tryin' to kill my buzz, dude. It's only 8:00! 597 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:03,163 All right. Party on. Joan? 598 00:28:03,232 --> 00:28:06,199 You have got to tell me everything about you and Jo-Jo. 599 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:09,269 Uh... The Freidman? 600 00:28:11,906 --> 00:28:14,641 High school house party, 601 00:28:14,709 --> 00:28:18,311 a primordial soup of hormonally charged organisms 602 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:20,046 just longing for a lightning bolt 603 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,549 and a little innocent mitosis. 604 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:25,952 Dude, Article 3, Paragraph 2, 605 00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:29,422 parties, no contact, no communication. 606 00:28:34,196 --> 00:28:35,895 Here I go. 607 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:37,364 (BOTH GIGGLING) 608 00:28:37,432 --> 00:28:38,665 (JUDITH WHOOPING) 609 00:28:38,733 --> 00:28:40,167 (ALL CHATTERING) 610 00:28:42,771 --> 00:28:43,903 JOAN: Higher! 611 00:28:52,714 --> 00:28:54,681 If she had an off switch, I'd use it. 612 00:28:56,718 --> 00:28:57,717 (BOTH LAUGHING) 613 00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:16,669 (CANDLES ARE LIT BY JEFF LINGLE PLAYING) 614 00:29:16,738 --> 00:29:18,054 (PEOPLE WHOOPING) 615 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:22,258 ♪ Light the candles We're gonna have a party 616 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:26,196 ♪ Light the candles We're gonna celebrate 617 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:30,166 ♪ Light the candles We're just getting started 618 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:34,587 ♪ Light the candles You know that I can't wait 619 00:29:34,656 --> 00:29:39,759 ♪ You know I've been waiting for all my life 620 00:29:42,231 --> 00:29:47,601 ♪ To have you right here with me 621 00:29:47,669 --> 00:29:49,035 ♪ Me 622 00:29:49,104 --> 00:29:50,237 Hey! Hey. 623 00:29:50,305 --> 00:29:51,471 ♪ Light the candles 624 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,572 What? 625 00:29:52,641 --> 00:29:53,707 ♪ We're gonna have a party 626 00:29:53,775 --> 00:29:55,442 Nothing. It's just... 627 00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:57,877 You know, it's not private. 628 00:29:57,946 --> 00:29:59,379 (GIGGLING) Come on. 629 00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:01,715 Please stop. Please. 630 00:30:02,183 --> 00:30:03,216 Whoa. 631 00:30:03,285 --> 00:30:05,518 You're makin' me jealous. 632 00:30:05,587 --> 00:30:07,136 (LAUGHING) 633 00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:10,841 ♪ I'm gonna make all your dreams come true 634 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:12,242 (RETCHING) 635 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:13,543 ♪ Dreams come true 636 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:16,480 Please. Would you get off of me, please? 637 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:18,014 What is your problem, Adam? 638 00:30:18,083 --> 00:30:20,183 Why can't you just loosen up for once? 639 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:22,051 Is this what you want, 640 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,021 or--or is this just the official Joanith party line? 641 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,289 Right? 642 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,291 I knew you didn't like her. 643 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,793 That's not true. I--I... 644 00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:31,261 You don't know what she means to me. 645 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:34,114 This summer, I didn't know if I was insane or what. 646 00:30:34,183 --> 00:30:36,733 I would just lie there on my stupid, saggy bed and cry, 647 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:38,702 and she was the only one who cared. 648 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,219 And I'm glad she was there for you, 649 00:30:40,288 --> 00:30:43,273 but why does that mean you have to turn into someone else? 650 00:30:43,325 --> 00:30:44,724 I mean, what happened to Jane? 651 00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:47,761 I'm not Jane, okay? The name is Joan! 652 00:30:47,829 --> 00:30:49,213 I just wanna be who I am, 653 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,248 and not who everyone else wants me to be! 654 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:52,982 ♪ Light the candles We're gonna have a party 655 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,150 Fine. 656 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,318 ♪ Light the candles 657 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:58,221 Fine, then don't let me get in the way, okay? 658 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:02,159 ♪ Light the candles We're just getting started 659 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:06,829 ♪ Light the candles You know that I can't wait 660 00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:12,001 ♪ I've been waiting for all my life 661 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:13,570 ♪ All my life 662 00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:15,505 JUDITH: Hey. 663 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,574 Where'd beautiful boy go? 664 00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:19,142 Who cares? 665 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,478 Oh! Did you really drink that whole bottle? 666 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:22,745 Last shot, all Jo-Jo's. 667 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,047 No. No, I'm... 668 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:27,117 ♪ Light the candles We're gonna celebrate 669 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:30,420 ♪ Light the candles We're just getting started 670 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:33,990 Do you really think you should be drinking this much? Um... 671 00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:36,759 (LAUGHING) Buzz kill. 672 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,329 Go. Jo-Jo find boy-boy. 673 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,331 One of us should get some lovin'. 674 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:44,067 Go. 675 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:48,238 ♪ Light the candles We're just getting started 676 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:52,509 ♪ Light the candles You know that I can't wait ♪ 677 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,079 (CANDLES ARE LIT REPEATING) 678 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,831 You put it on repeat 679 00:31:58,901 --> 00:32:03,086 in an attempt to circumvent our five-minute make-out rule. 680 00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:05,005 Free will between the amorous parties 681 00:32:05,073 --> 00:32:06,739 supersedes contractual duty, 682 00:32:06,808 --> 00:32:09,660 rendering our agreement void ab initio. 683 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:12,963 You're impaired, dude. 684 00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:14,130 Caveat emptor. 685 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,365 ♪ Light the candles 686 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,233 I have grounds to renegotiate. 687 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:18,868 ♪ We're gonna celebrate 688 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,705 ♪ Light the candles We're just getting started 689 00:32:21,774 --> 00:32:23,873 Adam, I'm sorry! 690 00:32:24,976 --> 00:32:26,176 Adam? 691 00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:34,751 Glynis! Have you-- Have you seen Adam? 692 00:32:34,803 --> 00:32:38,504 Just Sean. We spent the summer doing cellular research at Stanford. 693 00:32:38,573 --> 00:32:40,106 (GIGGLING) 694 00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:41,607 ♪ Me 695 00:32:41,676 --> 00:32:42,809 ♪ Oh 696 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:46,579 ♪ Light the candles We're gonna have a party 697 00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:47,747 ♪ Light the candles 698 00:32:47,816 --> 00:32:49,048 Judith? 699 00:32:49,117 --> 00:32:51,168 ♪ We're gonna celebrate Light the candles 700 00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:52,536 Judith? 701 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,771 ♪ We're just getting started 702 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,239 ♪ Light the candles ♪ 703 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,908 Judith. 704 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,543 Hey, Judith! 705 00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:03,013 Hey, Judith! Judith! 706 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:05,048 Back off, Marge. She's mine. 707 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:07,216 Did she finish this whole bottle in an hour? 708 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:09,886 Is that even possible? Yeah, if you wanna die. 709 00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:11,555 Judith! Judith! 710 00:33:12,257 --> 00:33:13,790 Call 911. 711 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,426 Do it, freak! 712 00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:18,895 Judith! Judith! 713 00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:23,299 (SIREN WAILING) 714 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:33,109 Adam? 715 00:33:35,313 --> 00:33:36,880 Adam? 716 00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,648 She's in here! What? Who? 717 00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,684 What's going on? What's happening? PARAMEDIC 1: Take us to her. 718 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:41,918 Judith. 719 00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:43,053 Oh, my God! 720 00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:44,220 PARAMEDIC 1: Excuse me, please. 721 00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:45,388 PARAMEDIC 2: Excuse me. 722 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:46,572 PARAMEDIC 1: Get her vitals. 723 00:33:46,641 --> 00:33:48,541 PARAMEDIC 2: BP 90 over 70. 724 00:33:51,346 --> 00:33:53,480 PARAMEDIC 2: It's dropping. 725 00:33:53,548 --> 00:33:55,715 Why are you letting this happen? Do something! 726 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,250 Keep your eyes open. 727 00:33:57,952 --> 00:33:59,619 That's all I asked. 728 00:33:59,687 --> 00:34:01,754 You're blaming me for this? 729 00:34:01,823 --> 00:34:03,823 No way are you blaming me! 730 00:34:07,095 --> 00:34:08,895 (PARAMEDICS CHATTERING) 731 00:34:24,379 --> 00:34:25,678 Hey. 732 00:34:25,747 --> 00:34:26,880 Hey. 733 00:34:27,783 --> 00:34:30,000 Ew, that's gross. 734 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,068 It is. Can I have some? 735 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,670 Sure. 736 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:40,243 I hear you and Luke are grounded. 737 00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,377 Yep. 738 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:47,117 Dad seemed almost relieved that Luke did something 739 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,019 so normal-bad-kid-like. 740 00:34:50,472 --> 00:34:51,871 What did he say about me? 741 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,806 Oh, they just think you're nuts. 742 00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:55,342 (LAUGHING) 743 00:34:57,879 --> 00:34:59,112 So, uh, 744 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,714 that girl's gonna be okay. 745 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,701 Yep. She almost died, though. 746 00:35:07,122 --> 00:35:08,538 (SIGHS) 747 00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:10,139 Did you talk to Andy? 748 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,825 Oh, yeah. 749 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:15,996 We had a lovely chat. 750 00:35:16,064 --> 00:35:17,880 That Mom and Dad will never hear about. 751 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,849 I know. I know. 752 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:25,254 Remember how I thought it was crazy for him to sue us? 753 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:28,591 Yeah. 754 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,160 Now I don't know. 755 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,948 Hilarious, huh? 756 00:35:35,017 --> 00:35:39,135 I mean, I always thought Andy was the moron for driving that night. 757 00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:41,688 He was. You don't drive drunk. 758 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:43,739 Sure. 759 00:35:47,112 --> 00:35:48,511 But I could've stopped him. 760 00:35:51,966 --> 00:35:54,167 Would've been easy. Kevin, it's not your fault, okay? 761 00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:57,069 Andy has to take responsibility for what he did. 762 00:35:57,138 --> 00:35:58,705 You shouldn't have gone to see him. 763 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,568 (DOORBELL RINGS) 764 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:15,871 Carlisle, come in. 765 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:18,174 They said not to bother you on your day off, 766 00:36:18,243 --> 00:36:19,742 but I thought you'd... 767 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:20,910 What? 768 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,012 What is it? 769 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,680 There's been some trouble, Will. 770 00:36:24,749 --> 00:36:27,384 REPORTER: Neighbors say Mrs. Wallace had lived in the neighborhood 771 00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:29,519 for 30 years. 772 00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:31,454 The cause of the fire is suspicious, and sources told reporters 773 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,557 that Mrs. Wallace had agreed to testify in a drive-by shooting. 774 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:36,993 No! Damn it, no! 775 00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:38,895 What happened? 776 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:40,530 A woman your father was working with, 777 00:36:40,598 --> 00:36:42,682 a witness to a murder, was killed. 778 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:44,734 WILL: And I pushed her to get involved. 779 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:46,302 It was the right thing to do. 780 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,171 She's dead, Helen. 781 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,939 ...too late to save Mrs. Wallace. 782 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:52,108 However, they were able to contain the fire, 783 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:54,728 which easily could have spread to nearby homes. 784 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:56,162 (DOOR OPENING) 785 00:36:56,231 --> 00:36:57,731 (ECG BEEPING) 786 00:37:09,945 --> 00:37:11,077 Hey. 787 00:37:13,147 --> 00:37:16,866 (SPEAKING WEAKLY) Joanith in the hizzouse. 788 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:19,418 (CHUCKLES FAINTLY) 789 00:37:20,856 --> 00:37:22,288 Where are your parents? 790 00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:24,557 Um... 791 00:37:26,561 --> 00:37:27,660 Uh... 792 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:31,998 My father's giving a speech tonight 793 00:37:32,066 --> 00:37:34,400 at Shrinkapalooza. 794 00:37:37,072 --> 00:37:38,121 Oh. 795 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,357 What? 796 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,428 You look worse than me. 797 00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:50,000 I should have taken that bottle away from you. 798 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:54,070 This is my thing. 799 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,472 Not yours. 800 00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:59,108 No, it doesn't work like that. 801 00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:01,294 It doesn't work if everyone is alone, you know? 802 00:38:01,379 --> 00:38:03,296 I was supposed to keep my eyes open. 803 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,798 And I didn't know what that meant, 804 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,432 even though everything was right there in front of me, 805 00:38:06,501 --> 00:38:09,919 and Kevin and Andy, and you and the party, and... 806 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,988 I almost let you die anyway. 807 00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:15,158 And Adam dumped me, and then Dad and the lady 808 00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:17,676 who did what she was supposed to do got killed. 809 00:38:17,745 --> 00:38:20,980 And even though I see now, 810 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,316 I probably sent the cosmos spinning off course, 811 00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:27,086 and we're all gonna end up sucked into a black hole, 812 00:38:27,155 --> 00:38:28,337 and there'll be no more world. 813 00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:30,222 And I'm just really, really... 814 00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:34,494 I'm really sorry, Judith. 815 00:38:42,137 --> 00:38:43,136 (SIGHS) 816 00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:08,828 (SIGHING) 817 00:39:11,032 --> 00:39:12,665 Hey. What are you doing here? 818 00:39:12,734 --> 00:39:13,933 Hey. 819 00:39:15,136 --> 00:39:18,171 I was just on my way to work. 820 00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,807 I figured you'd be here, checking in on her. 821 00:39:21,743 --> 00:39:23,710 Yeah, she's sleeping. 822 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,412 The doctor said she'd be out in a couple of days, so... 823 00:39:29,550 --> 00:39:31,417 I'm just glad you didn't like the taste. 824 00:39:31,485 --> 00:39:33,853 (LAUGHING) Yeah. Me, too. 825 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,281 You know, I thought when you left 826 00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,639 that you had left me. 827 00:39:54,843 --> 00:39:57,376 (LAUGHS) 828 00:39:57,445 --> 00:39:59,879 Nothing's ever been that easy with us, Joan. 829 00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,114 Jane. 830 00:40:02,183 --> 00:40:03,583 (LAUREN HART PLAYING I MIGHT BE) 831 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,668 ♪ There's a wall that lies between us 832 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,870 Look, 833 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:11,073 I didn't really want you to--to shake your booty. 834 00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:13,492 (LAUGHS) 835 00:40:13,561 --> 00:40:16,345 Well, that would have been ugly. 836 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,431 ♪ In my heart there is no reason 837 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,100 I was just trying to figure out 838 00:40:21,970 --> 00:40:24,571 who I wanted to be. 839 00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:27,273 You know, like, what kind of person. 840 00:40:29,911 --> 00:40:32,579 ♪ I might be 841 00:40:32,647 --> 00:40:35,348 I didn't want anyone else to tell me. 842 00:40:35,417 --> 00:40:36,782 ♪ Wonderful and sometimes broken 843 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,485 ♪ I might be 844 00:40:38,553 --> 00:40:39,752 I know. 845 00:40:39,821 --> 00:40:42,888 ♪ Coming in just when you're going 846 00:40:42,957 --> 00:40:44,073 ♪ I might be 847 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,575 Do you know who you are? 848 00:40:47,829 --> 00:40:50,629 You know, I--I don't try to figure it out, really. 849 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:54,333 ♪ You might love me anyway 850 00:40:57,872 --> 00:41:00,006 Maybe it's not important, you know? 851 00:41:02,577 --> 00:41:04,810 It's about what we do for each other, isn't it? 852 00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:14,503 Jane... 853 00:41:17,258 --> 00:41:20,543 ♪ I might be 854 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:24,047 ♪ Wonderful and sometimes broken 855 00:41:24,115 --> 00:41:26,982 ♪ I might be 856 00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:29,085 ♪ Coming in just when you're going 857 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,753 Maybe, I can, uh... 858 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,788 ♪ I might be 859 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,606 Maybe I--I can call in sick. 860 00:41:34,675 --> 00:41:37,360 We could take off to Mercer Creek. 861 00:41:37,429 --> 00:41:40,530 ♪ You might love me ♪ 862 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,732 No, I, um... She's alone. 863 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,768 I should... I should just stay here until she wakes up. 864 00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:50,906 But we'll have plenty of time to spend together, right? 865 00:41:51,993 --> 00:41:54,226 Yeah. Lots. 866 00:41:55,329 --> 00:41:56,529 Okay. 867 00:42:07,675 --> 00:42:09,892 You should-- You should go. I don't want you to be late. 868 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:11,060 Okay. 869 00:42:33,235 --> 00:42:35,251 You should have been more specific. 870 00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,472 You could have made me. 871 00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:43,042 I can only point things out, 872 00:42:43,111 --> 00:42:44,744 give you choices. 873 00:42:44,829 --> 00:42:46,662 But what if I mess up again? 874 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,599 (SOBBING) 875 00:42:50,668 --> 00:42:52,868 I don't wanna mess up again. 876 00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:59,208 ♪ Well, I think I'll go 877 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,309 I know. 878 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:03,746 ♪ Down to the river 879 00:43:04,849 --> 00:43:06,549 ♪ And let that water 880 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:07,816 I know. 881 00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:09,818 (SHUSHING) 882 00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:11,387 ♪ Wash over me 883 00:43:11,455 --> 00:43:12,454 I know. 884 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:17,226 ♪ Yes, I think I'll go 885 00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:22,932 ♪ Down to the river 886 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:27,637 ♪ And let that water 887 00:43:27,705 --> 00:43:32,241 ♪ Wash over me 888 00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:36,879 ♪ 'Cause it can't be long 889 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:40,750 ♪ You know it can't be long 890 00:43:41,686 --> 00:43:46,088 ♪ Until my lord 891 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:50,460 ♪ Remembers me ♪