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♪ Within my walls,
within my skin
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♪ Thinking of everything
that I've ever known
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♪ It's a new me,
it's a new beginning
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♪ It's a new world for me
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♪ Yeah
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♪ And it's clear skies ahead
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♪ And it's solid ground below
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♪ And I feel a storm's coming
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♪ I can feel it coming in
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♪ I can feel a storm's coming
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♪ Here I go on my own again ♪
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Jane.
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Look, it's you.
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And it's you.
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I've missed...
I made this.
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I did all the wiring.
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Okay. Wow, uh...
Yeah.
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Thanks.
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Why?
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Well, that's
what we did at camp.
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Crafts.
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It's very good
for crazy people.
You're not crazy.
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No, not anymore.
How was your summer?
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Uh,
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you know,
working full shifts
at the hotel.
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What do you want to know
about plaster, grout
or unclogging toilets?
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And don't get me started
on caulk, 'cause
that's my passion.
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(LAUGHING)
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I got your letters.
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Not enough.
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Yeah. I had to keep
a journal and talk
to my therapist every day.
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I got really sick
of myself.
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You know, I really
thought that it was
some kind of art camp.
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(CHUCKLES)
Gentle Acres? No.
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Definitely a crazy camp.
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My roommate, Darlene,
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she was a compulsive
hair-puller.
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Not a good look.
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But you had a disease.
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Which made me see things
that weren't there.
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Which caused me
to break from reality,
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and then I transferred
all of my anxiety
onto the hallucination
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and invested
my fractured perception
or something like that.
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But, anyway,
I'm-- I'm doing well now,
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which is more than
I can say for Darlene.
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She looks like Vin Diesel
with the pulling.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What are those?
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Some books I read
over the summer.
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You know, figuring out
how what happened to you
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could have
really happened.
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You know, seeing God...
Shh!
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Adam,
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nobody knows that part
except for you.
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Everybody still thinks
that I was just talking
to people, okay?
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So let's drop
the G word.
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It's documented.
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Look, visions,
voices, bilocation...
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Adam, Adam, Adam,
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seeing him/her/it
is a sure sign of crazy.
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It's like the uber-sign.
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Just because
your therapist said so?
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Dr. Dan never used
the word "crazy."
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He called it
impaired perception.
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Which you knew was nuts,
which is why
you didn't believe me.
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But I believe you now.
Well, I don't want you
to believe me now.
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Why?
Because I'm sane,
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and I made
all these lamps.
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But what if
it's possible?
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It's not.
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Look, Adam, you've got
to get on board with this
if we're gonna hang.
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You seem
so different.
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Yeah.
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'Cause I'm not crazy.
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Look, I have to go.
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Call me later.
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Jane, wait.
Watch it there, Jane.
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(JOAN OSBORNE
PLAYING ONE OF US)
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♪ What if God was one of us?
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♪ Just a slob like one of us
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♪ Just a stranger on the bus
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♪ Tryin' to make his way home?
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♪ Just tryin' to
make his way home
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♪ Just tryin' to
make his way home
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♪ Just tryin' to
make his way home ♪
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
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Oh, how could
I have overslept?
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Oh!
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Here. I made this
for you.
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Oh! Whoa!
I, uh, thought we were
done with the lamps.
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No, this is-- this is
my thing.
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Okay, but--but we have
a lot of lamps.
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Take the lamp, Dad,
unless you want her
to go nuts again.
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See, you can get
a lot of mileage out
of the crazy thing.
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I'd work it.
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Stop using that word.
Where's your mother?
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She left early.
And Luke?
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Him, too.
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They say where
they were going?
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Uh, Mom had an errand,
and Luke had a thing.
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They are
so obviously CIA.
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Hey, did you look
at that golf brochure?
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Yes.
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Apparently,
paralyzed people
can play golf.
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They can also surf,
ski and/or sail.
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We need a common activity.
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So why don't you
learn how to surf,
ski and/or sail?
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I'm old.
I'm crippled.
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I can't do anything
that's gonna make me
look even dorkier.
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Oh, Tiger Woods,
he's dorky.
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Yeah.
Yeah!
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Well, think about it.
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I have to run.
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You know, golf is good
for crazy people, too.
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Nice.
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♪ I wanna love you
like I know
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♪ But I can't let
the feeling go
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♪ I need to change,
to come around
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♪ Plant a seed
Watch it grow ♪
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You're into overtime.
Five more minutes.
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You've used up
all your minutes.
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What am I,
a cell phone?
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No. But you are
a service provider.
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(HORN HONKING)
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Okay, that is
definitely it.
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Do I really only get
five minutes a day?
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Minimum.
Did you even read it?
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You know, actually,
I was so thrown
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by having to sign
a confidentiality contract,
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I may have skimmed.
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That's your mistake.
You signed.
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But, look,
if you're my girlfriend...
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(STUTTERING)
Don't start using
the G word,
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or the B word,
or any gender-related
coupling word.
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That was Article 4
under Public and Private
Verbalization.
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What is this about?
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(STAMMERING)
You're ashamed of me?
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Yeah. Take it
or leave it.
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Dude, is that
your mother?
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(SCOFFS)
Yeah.
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Great diversionary tactic.
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Oh, God,
that is my mother.
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What is she
doing here?
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Who cares?
Let's jet.
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There's no chance
that you're Lilly Watters,
is there?
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Every chance.
You Helen?
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I know. It's killin' me.
The body's a temple. I know.
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It's my sin.
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One of 'em, anyway.
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Are you okay?
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Uh, Sister Lilly Watters?
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Nice to meet you.
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Father Ken says
you're cool.
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I--I didn't know that
they let nuns do, uh, do that.
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(LAUGHS)
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Former nun. I left.
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I was not kicked out.
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I left.
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Look, you remember
The Sound of Music?
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That's the kind
of nun I was.
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Only it was surfing
instead of spinning
on a hillside.
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Uh, so, you wanna be
confirmed in the Church.
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I'm-- I'm thinking about it.
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All right,
well, come on.
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I'm jonesing for
a double espresso.
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Come on!
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Physics,
my little anthropic
coincidences,
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is everything.
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Particles,
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matter,
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antimatter,
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energy, fission,
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fusion, neurons,
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bosons, quarks,
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neutrinos, anti-neutrinos,
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dimensions, determinism,
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strong force, weak force,
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relativity, velocity,
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chaos, order,
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air, fire, water,
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love, sex, death,
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time, space and God!
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Will the final
be comprehensive?
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Oh, this class is going to
wow your boxers off,
Mr. Friedman,
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so don't you worry
about the final.
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Tell your brother
to stop looking at me.
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Grace, we're not
doing this again
this year, okay?
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You tell him.
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Is it necessary
for your soul mate
to assault me?
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She's not my soul mate.
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We don't even talk.
We hate each other, in fact.
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I see the way
you look at her.
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You're all about her.
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I am not about her.
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This is like arguing about
Superman's pee or something.
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She likes the other
equipment, dude.
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Hey, can you
meet me on the roof
after school?
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No can do.
I have work.
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I thought you quit
the bookstore.
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Well, Dr. Dan said
it would be good
for me to stay,
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you know,
keep--keep busy.
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You know, Dr. Dan
might not always be
the final authority.
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Shh! Lischak
is glaring.
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Listen, I made you
a list.
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Okay?
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Adelaide Roncalli,
an Italian woman.
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She began having
visions of the holy family
at age seven.
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Okay? John Leary,
he's a grandfather
in Rochester, New York.
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Daily messages
from God.
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You know?
(WHISPERING)
What do you want from me?
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I'm just saying
you're not the only one.
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Adam, six weeks of crafts
and writing down my dreams
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and crying in front
of strangers
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and being grilled
by someone named Dr. Dan.
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You're asking me
to undo that? I...
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I can't go back there.
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I just wanna be
a normal couple
again, you know?
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You remember normal?
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(SIGHING)
Not really.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
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So you wanna talk
about God.
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What? No.
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No, I just wanna
talk about, you know,
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being Catholic.
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00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:37,068
So you wanna
talk about being Catholic
without talking about God.
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I mean, I'm...
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I'm not a fanatic
or anything.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Are you at all familiar
with the Catholic doctrine?
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Give me a break.
I was raised
in the Church.
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Catholic school.
Eight years of plaid.
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I just wasn't confirmed
in the Church.
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But I'm very familiar
with the whole thing,
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so we could probably just,
um, do the fast version,
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if you have one of those.
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And get right to what?
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00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,309
Fund-raising?
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00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:04,178
You don't have
to be sarcastic.
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00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,814
Look, I just need to know
why you want to do this.
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It's part of the process.
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00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,769
What, you're
screening people now?
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00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,636
What about the rest
of your family?
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00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,389
What about them?
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How do they feel
about you going back
to the Church?
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00:11:19,629 --> 00:11:21,729
Mmm. You haven't
told them.
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They'll be fine with it.
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S-So how often
do you surf?
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I--I've heard it's actually
a very spiritual experience.
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You know, the first step
of confirmation is not lying
to your family.
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It's pretty much
not even a step.
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So why don't you, um,
flip through this book,
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decide if it's really
what you wanna do,
253
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,572
tell your family,
then we'll talk.
254
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,777
(SPEAKING LOUDLY)
Okay, well, it's amazing
255
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,980
that you didn't
fit in at the convent!
256
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,621
Thomas Wolfe.
257
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,856
(CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO)
258
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,958
Tom Wolfe.
259
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,461
Not the same guy.
Both very long-winded,
though.
260
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,063
Are you talking
to yourself?
261
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,866
Yes. But not in a way
that's crazy.
262
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,535
You got here
on time,
263
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,138
you did the inventory,
boxed up the remainders,
264
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,274
and now you're
unloading stock.
265
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,143
What did they do to you
at that camp?
266
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:29,080
Oh, not much. Just drugs,
shock treatment.
267
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,935
I'm kidding.
268
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:39,907
Uh, so what did this,
um, breakdown look like?
269
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:42,010
Uh, it wasn't really
a--a breakdown.
270
00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:45,312
I was just imagining things
because of the--the disease
that I had, so...
271
00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:46,848
But not anymore.
No.
272
00:12:46,916 --> 00:12:48,649
Not anymore.
273
00:12:48,718 --> 00:12:50,018
Did you ever think
animals were reading
your mind?
274
00:12:51,454 --> 00:12:53,354
Not animals.
275
00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:55,023
Just this one rabbit?
276
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,795
My wife spends
a lot of time at home.
277
00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:04,382
She's an artist.
278
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,934
She needs a hobby
or a job.
279
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,770
I'm sure
it's just temporary,
the rabbit thing...
280
00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:11,206
Yeah, um...
281
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,175
Ooh.
282
00:13:14,244 --> 00:13:16,578
Uh, I'm not really
the go-to girl
for crazy behavior.
283
00:13:17,581 --> 00:13:19,447
I had a one-time thing.
284
00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:23,117
I guess it's
a broad spectrum.
285
00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:25,953
Continuum, really.
286
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,122
What's normal?
What isn't?
287
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,392
Without deviation
from the norm,
288
00:13:31,461 --> 00:13:33,261
(DOOR OPENING)
progress is not possible.
289
00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:35,463
That's Sartre.
290
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,398
Or Zappa.
291
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,700
(BELL DINGING)
WOMAN: Excuse me.
292
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:40,918
Am I invisible?
293
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,756
Can anyone see me
standing here?
294
00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:50,811
We have a customer.
295
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,632
I--I can't.
Um, I'm busy.
296
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,587
Can you? You're so much
better with people.
297
00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:04,292
The filings.
298
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,127
On the east Nyland
chop shop.
299
00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:07,361
Oh, great.
300
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,762
Thanks.
301
00:14:09,632 --> 00:14:11,432
Anything else?
302
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,034
How's your kid?
303
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,102
The one that,
you know, lost it.
304
00:14:16,205 --> 00:14:18,439
She didn't lose it.
She's fine.
305
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:20,942
Anything else?
306
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,343
You gonna finish that?
307
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,378
(SIGHS)
308
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:28,116
Mr. Will Girardi?
309
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,984
Detective Girardi.
Who are you?
310
00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:31,218
Process server.
311
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,054
Oh, oh!
What's this?
312
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,521
It's self-explanatory.
313
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,075
You're being sued.
314
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:43,047
Who the hell's
Andrew Baker?
A disgruntled perp?
315
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,549
Department'll
handle it.
316
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,118
He's the kid who drove
my son home from a party.
317
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,788
Drunk.
318
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,792
You know the rest.
319
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,664
That's screwed up.
320
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:13,911
Adaptive golf.
They Velcro you
to a golf cart.
321
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,649
If I do this,
I will seal my doom.
322
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,918
I will donate
my genitalia to science,
323
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,987
and as much as I like Dad,
this is just a no.
324
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,288
LUKE:
I have to take off.
325
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:25,556
Already?
326
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,892
Uh, you know,
I have a physics thing.
327
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,194
Hey, I'm in that class.
I don't have a thing.
328
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,697
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON T.V.)
329
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,632
I have to leave early, too.
I have this thing.
330
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,934
What is your thing?
331
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,235
What's yours?
332
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,870
I need a thing.
333
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,305
You can have mine
after adaptive golf.
334
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:42,824
Dad, Kevin's making
penis jokes,
335
00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:44,425
and he doesn't want
to play golf with you.
336
00:15:44,494 --> 00:15:45,760
What?
337
00:15:45,829 --> 00:15:48,830
Can't we look into
white water
river rafting?
338
00:15:48,898 --> 00:15:51,232
Something wherein
we could actually
be killed?
339
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,767
That works better
for me.
340
00:15:52,836 --> 00:15:55,369
I vote no
on the getting-killed
sport. Bye.
341
00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:58,272
Don't worry
about the golf thing.
342
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,509
Yesterday you were
all over it.
343
00:16:01,577 --> 00:16:03,477
It's fine.
I have to go.
344
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,481
(SIGHS) I'm starting
to miss crazy camp.
345
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:11,485
♪ I wanna be the one
you call your love
346
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:16,457
♪ I do, my love
347
00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:19,577
♪ But there are moments
when I don't know how ♪
348
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,211
We have to pick
another place.
349
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,997
There's a security guard
that drives around.
350
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,017
He's gonna tell
the kids at school.
351
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,503
He could know
people there.
352
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,871
You are so
hyper-vigilant.
353
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:33,574
Oh, don't use
big words.
354
00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,909
You know,
maybe we should just call
this whole thing off.
355
00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:38,529
Friedman is so
obviously aware.
Have you said anything?
356
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,032
I don't say anything
to anyone.
357
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,968
But, you know,
the--the sexual tension,
358
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,403
people are gonna start
to pick up on it.
359
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,373
Did you just use
"sex" in a sentence?
360
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,208
Did I? I'm sorry.
361
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,026
My mistake.
362
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,862
Dude, there's
your mother again.
363
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,749
Is she, like,
a drug dealer?
364
00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:01,435
I have no idea.
365
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,558
Sister Lilly was
rude to me.
366
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,860
Former Sister Lilly.
She was rude?
367
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,262
Yes. And she was
off-putting.
368
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,514
She was
off-putting.
369
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:16,316
Why are you repeating
everything I say?
370
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:18,452
Reruns of West Wing.
371
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:19,620
(SIGHS)
372
00:17:19,689 --> 00:17:21,589
Plus, she was smoking.
373
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:24,391
Yes, smoking.
Which does not seem
very nun-like.
374
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,993
Former nun. And let me
get this straight.
375
00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:28,229
Are you tattling
on the former nun?
376
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,997
I don't like her.
377
00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:31,999
Am I going to hell?
378
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:34,936
Confirmation is
a long process
379
00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:36,804
of learning
exactly what it means
380
00:17:36,873 --> 00:17:38,606
to choose
the Catholic faith.
381
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:42,543
Maybe you're not
entirely ready.
382
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:46,947
I had these dreams,
383
00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:50,184
and I was suddenly
aware that God is real,
384
00:17:50,253 --> 00:17:52,119
and I have been
ignoring him,
385
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:56,424
and I really don't think
he's gonna be
too happy with you
386
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,292
if you try to stand
in the way of that.
387
00:17:58,361 --> 00:18:00,361
So now you're
threatening a priest.
388
00:18:01,698 --> 00:18:03,831
Look, when I was
in the Church before,
389
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:05,499
everything was very clear.
390
00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:08,269
Be good. God likes it.
Be bad. God doesn't.
391
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,971
So you believe
that Kevin's condition
392
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,341
and Joan's illness,
for example,
393
00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:16,577
are judgments brought on
by your bad behavior?
394
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,931
That's quite vain.
395
00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:24,217
You are not being
very nice.
396
00:18:24,286 --> 00:18:26,954
Helen, God simply
doesn't work that way.
397
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,522
How do you know?
398
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:30,491
Because if he did,
I'd be working
for some big cosmic jerk,
399
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,343
and I'd have to find
another job.
400
00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:36,230
You must think
he's kind of a jerk, too.
401
00:18:36,299 --> 00:18:38,299
Which is why
you can't bring him home.
402
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,388
JOAN: You know,
physics is kind of cool.
403
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,623
I think I'm gonna
like it a lot better
than chemistry.
404
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,227
Particles. Wow.
It's fission and fusion,
405
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,928
especially now
that I understand light.
406
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,096
Well, lamps.
407
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,464
You are officially
babbling.
408
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,100
A pastime of the
mentally impaired.
409
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,969
Guys, hands off
Friedman!
410
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,436
This year, okay? Please.
411
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,638
I am so psyched
about quantum
chromodynamics!
412
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,507
I know. It is
kind of hot.
413
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,877
Jane, you can't
get all happy
about science.
414
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,912
It's totally gonna
mess up our dynamic.
415
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,748
I'm just trying to take
a new approach to school,
you know? Optimism.
416
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,383
Well, keep it
to yourself.
417
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,951
I might have to
drop the class.
What?
418
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,920
I don't have that
much time to study
with the job.
419
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,554
Adam, you can't
drop physics.
420
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,056
Well, I'm only taking it
because of you,
421
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,524
and if you're gonna
be all weird about it...
422
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,226
I'm not being weird.
I'm optimistic.
423
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,995
You guys are doing
the pukey couple thing.
424
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,197
The love of science is
a bonding experience,
425
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,266
like the Curies,
or Voltaire
and his mistress.
426
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,633
Nobody's talking
about bonding.
427
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,502
Hey, listen, guys,
428
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,704
all I know is that physics
gets Lischak even hotter
than chemistry ever could,
429
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:34,972
and that totally
works for me.
430
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,241
Hey, Grace? I'm bettin'
it works for you, too.
431
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,043
Spend your summer
at the trough,
did you, Friedman?
432
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,912
At least the Friedman
knows which flavor
he likes.
433
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,380
Okay, back off, dude.
434
00:20:02,084 --> 00:20:03,250
Hey, you okay?
435
00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:05,719
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm-- I'm great. I...
436
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,172
I'm optimistic.
I'm gonna... I'll meet you
at the park later.
437
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,144
♪ Cuckoo
Cuckoo ♪
438
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,817
Andy Baker was drunk.
439
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,486
Veered into
oncoming traffic,
440
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,355
flipped the car,
441
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,423
walked away
without a scratch.
442
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,094
After Kevin's diagnosis,
lawyers approached.
443
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,396
Helen said no.
444
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,566
"We're not gonna punish
a kid for being stupid."
445
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,270
Hell, we could have
used the money.
446
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,205
All the medical bills.
447
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,575
Almost three years later,
448
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,411
they're claiming
emotional damages?
449
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,546
I know
they can't win,
450
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:49,780
but it's just
the idea of it.
451
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,185
Will, um,
452
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,852
Kevin called you,
uh, on the phone
453
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,254
before he left
the party that night?
454
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,456
Yeah. He always
checked in.
455
00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,592
And he told you
that his friend Andy
was drunk.
456
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,893
Drinking.
457
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,462
Kevin was not drunk,
but he let Andy drive anyway?
458
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,533
Well, he tried to take
Andy's keys away.
459
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,268
Hey!
460
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,037
Hey.
461
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,840
My son was paralyzed.
462
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,310
They're gonna talk to me
about emotional damages?
463
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,778
They really wanna
take me on about that?
464
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,748
Their son walked away
without a scratch.
465
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,817
What kind of people
act like this?
466
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,023
Money's a powerful force.
467
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,275
Well, there's no way
that they can win.
468
00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:38,963
We'll give it
everything we got, okay?
469
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,882
Meanwhile, I want you
and Helen to write down
everything you can remember
470
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:43,417
about the history
of their friendship,
471
00:21:43,486 --> 00:21:45,753
and that night
in particular.
472
00:21:45,821 --> 00:21:49,523
Tom, I--I cannot
take this to my wife.
473
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:07,758
Oh, good.
You're just in time
for unified field theory.
474
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,760
I'm having a little
trouble with it,
475
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,229
but it is awesome.
476
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,097
All magnetic fields
are the same.
477
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,022
All carbon atoms
are the same,
478
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,741
as are all electrons,
protons and neutrons.
479
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,776
It didn't have
to be that way,
480
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,096
but it makes
the universe beautiful.
481
00:22:29,165 --> 00:22:31,598
Who would care about
the universe being beautiful
482
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,834
except for a divine,
benevolent entity
483
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,537
such as myself?
484
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:38,305
You
485
00:22:38,374 --> 00:22:39,406
(CHUCKLES)
486
00:22:39,475 --> 00:22:41,775
are not here.
487
00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:44,178
Okay. Then you're
talking to yourself.
488
00:22:44,247 --> 00:22:45,779
I'm waiting for Adam.
489
00:22:45,848 --> 00:22:47,882
Adam got paged
to work at the hotel.
490
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:51,785
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
491
00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:53,820
That's him calling
to tell you.
492
00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:55,956
(CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
493
00:22:56,025 --> 00:22:57,641
Aren't you going
to answer it?
494
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,109
This is not happening.
495
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,244
(HANGS UP CELL PHONE)
496
00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,330
Mystery is just part
of the deal, Joan.
497
00:23:03,399 --> 00:23:05,799
I'm gonna close my eyes
and I'm gonna count to 10.
498
00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:06,967
Good luck with that.
499
00:23:07,035 --> 00:23:08,101
One,
500
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,370
two,
501
00:23:10,439 --> 00:23:11,705
three...
502
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:15,759
(SIGHS)
503
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:17,895
You are not real!
504
00:23:17,947 --> 00:23:19,613
So people keep telling me.
505
00:23:19,681 --> 00:23:20,747
(SIGHS)
506
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,050
♪ Whatever finds its way
507
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:28,289
♪ And it's clear skies ahead
508
00:23:28,357 --> 00:23:30,324
♪ I can feel a storm's coming
509
00:23:30,393 --> 00:23:34,395
♪ Here I go on my own again ♪
510
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,771
Okay.
511
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,073
I can't keep this
to myself any longer.
512
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,244
There are gonna be
speed bumps installed
on Peach Street.
513
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,513
Two, possibly three.
514
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:13,250
A lot more than my job
is at jeopardy
if this gets leaked.
515
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:14,985
That's my day.
Who's next?
516
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:19,790
Oh, just, you know,
the usual.
517
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,525
Serving, protecting.
518
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,544
Honey?
519
00:24:23,613 --> 00:24:24,911
HELEN: What?
520
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,980
Oh, um...
521
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:30,350
Nothing.
Just back-to-school
organizational stuff.
522
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,838
How was your thing?
523
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:34,989
Fine.
524
00:24:36,658 --> 00:24:38,492
Joan?
I don't have a thing.
525
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:39,894
Luke is the one
with a thing.
526
00:24:39,962 --> 00:24:41,362
I don't have
a thing.
527
00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:43,730
(SCOFFS)
528
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,403
Is this about me
being crazy?
529
00:24:51,107 --> 00:24:54,608
Because I'm not crazy,
and if everybody still
feels like I am crazy,
530
00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:56,777
then maybe you should
just send me back
to Gentle Acres
531
00:24:56,845 --> 00:24:58,279
instead of
tiptoeing around
532
00:24:58,347 --> 00:25:00,580
like I'm having visions
from God or something
533
00:25:00,649 --> 00:25:01,949
because I'm not.
534
00:25:02,018 --> 00:25:03,750
Nobody's saying
that, honey.
535
00:25:03,819 --> 00:25:06,519
HELEN:
You were never crazy.
536
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:09,773
Gentle Acres was a part
of your physical therapy,
537
00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:12,226
a chance to rest
and recover.
538
00:25:12,294 --> 00:25:13,593
(SOBBING)
May I be excused?
539
00:25:13,662 --> 00:25:16,363
I need to go
to my normal room
and do normal homework.
540
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:37,568
You want me
to do that?
541
00:25:37,637 --> 00:25:39,469
No. It's relaxing.
542
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,205
You okay?
543
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:49,413
Look, I'll just--
I'll just say it.
Are you an alcoholic?
544
00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:50,981
What?
545
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,017
At first I thought
it was drugs, that you
were buying them,
546
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,385
because, you--you know,
that's what people do outside
of coffee shops.
547
00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:57,688
But then I thought,
"No. Get a grip.
548
00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,590
"Who else meets
in coffee shops?"
549
00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,959
Twelve-steppers.
550
00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:03,561
So, Mom, I just
want you to know,
551
00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:05,462
if that's what
you're doing,
552
00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:07,848
I'm completely
supportive.
553
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:09,683
Luke, one breakdown a year
is all we can handle.
554
00:26:09,752 --> 00:26:10,783
You'll have to wait.
555
00:26:10,852 --> 00:26:12,152
Mom, I saw you.
556
00:26:14,023 --> 00:26:15,822
You were following me?
557
00:26:15,891 --> 00:26:17,524
No. On the way
to school.
558
00:26:17,592 --> 00:26:20,027
Mocha Mike's is not
on the way to school.
559
00:26:21,030 --> 00:26:22,429
I went for a doughnut.
560
00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:26,099
Okay, here's the deal.
561
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:29,669
You do not get to worry
about my personal life,
562
00:26:29,738 --> 00:26:33,007
and I get to grill
the hell out of you
about yours.
563
00:26:34,576 --> 00:26:36,076
Let's forget
this happened.
564
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,347
What was that?
565
00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:43,050
All of our children
are insane.
566
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:44,451
Okay!
567
00:26:45,321 --> 00:26:47,254
I'm going back
to the station.
568
00:26:47,323 --> 00:26:48,489
Why?
569
00:26:48,557 --> 00:26:49,623
Paperwork.
570
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:50,891
Are you okay?
571
00:26:50,959 --> 00:26:52,158
Yeah. I'm fine.
572
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,787
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
573
00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:07,190
(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
574
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:19,603
(JOAN SIGHING
IN EXASPERATION)
575
00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:21,137
What are you doing?
576
00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:22,673
I'm clinging
to a pipe.
577
00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:25,609
Grace...
578
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:28,712
Seriously. Phone?
Internet? Doorbell?
579
00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:30,314
I do things my way.
580
00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,521
What's happening here?
581
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,756
I'm working
on my lamps.
582
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,425
I liked you better before.
583
00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:43,794
Join the club.
584
00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:46,262
So, quick question.
585
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,464
Are you in love
with Rove?
586
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,801
Well, yeah, I guess.
587
00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,338
Well, how do you know
for sure, though?
588
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,005
I just said
"I guess."
589
00:27:56,074 --> 00:27:57,708
Well, how do you know
it's not just part
of the whole
590
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,476
psychic flameout?
591
00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,645
Because it feels
kind of like a breakdown.
592
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,148
Wait.
593
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,184
Are you in love?
594
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,821
No! We're talking
about you.
595
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:14,624
No, no. No, it really
feels like we're talking
about you right now.
596
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,092
(SCOFFS)
597
00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:17,994
We're not.
598
00:28:18,063 --> 00:28:20,063
Grace, if there's a guy...
599
00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,836
Or not a guy.
600
00:28:25,904 --> 00:28:27,804
You know, anybody, uh,
601
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:30,390
I think I should know.
602
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,993
I asked a simple
question. Forget it.
603
00:28:33,061 --> 00:28:34,361
What...
604
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,666
I was never here.
605
00:28:44,707 --> 00:28:46,006
Good night!
606
00:28:53,081 --> 00:28:58,385
♪ I'm gonna break these chains
that hold me
607
00:29:00,789 --> 00:29:05,091
♪ I'm gonna take
this heavy load off my back
608
00:29:08,196 --> 00:29:12,165
♪ I've been diggin'
this hole so long
609
00:29:12,234 --> 00:29:17,070
♪ Been runnin'
in the cold and dark
610
00:29:17,139 --> 00:29:20,674
♪ I can't remember
my way back home
611
00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:28,749
♪ Home, home, home
612
00:29:32,621 --> 00:29:36,423
♪ I can't remember
my way back home
613
00:29:38,961 --> 00:29:44,097
♪ Home, home, home
614
00:29:47,970 --> 00:29:52,155
♪ I said I finally found
my way back home
615
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:59,763
♪ Home, home, home
616
00:30:03,669 --> 00:30:07,304
♪ You know, I finally
found my way back home ♪
617
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:09,572
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
618
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:15,012
(BALL BOUNCING)
619
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,851
(KEVIN LAUGHING)
620
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,519
KEVIN: Hey, Dad, jump in.
I'll take you and Andy on.
621
00:30:23,588 --> 00:30:24,738
What are you doing?
622
00:30:24,806 --> 00:30:26,506
I'm humiliating him,
Mr. G.
623
00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:28,508
I told you
to clean out
the garage.
624
00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,043
Look at it.
You haven't started.
625
00:30:30,112 --> 00:30:31,177
Yeah, we did
a little.
626
00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:32,512
You're supposed
to finish.
627
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,282
That's conditional to you
going to the game tonight.
628
00:30:35,351 --> 00:30:36,483
Dad, it's homecoming.
629
00:30:36,552 --> 00:30:38,084
You're really gonna
stop me from going?
630
00:30:38,153 --> 00:30:40,354
You bet your ass.
You think you get
a free ride around here?
631
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,955
Stop with the cop voice.
632
00:30:43,024 --> 00:30:45,375
Look, you're not
the celebrity jock
in this house.
633
00:30:45,443 --> 00:30:47,060
In this house
you pull your weight.
634
00:30:47,128 --> 00:30:50,363
Now, get on that garage
before I really get mad.
635
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,231
Come on, dude.
I'll-- I'll help you.
636
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:53,633
We'll get it done.
637
00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:07,714
KEVIN: Dad?
638
00:31:13,055 --> 00:31:15,021
You gonna bring that in?
639
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:17,257
'Cause my speed-bump
expose is in there.
640
00:31:40,682 --> 00:31:41,748
Joan.
641
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:43,282
What is this?
642
00:31:43,952 --> 00:31:45,251
Oh, that's a book.
643
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,853
What is it doing
in the science fiction
section?
644
00:31:46,922 --> 00:31:48,855
Well, I put it there.
645
00:31:48,924 --> 00:31:51,090
Invisible Man,
one of the greatest
postwar literary novels,
646
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:53,827
sitting in science fiction
next to The Time Machine.
647
00:31:53,896 --> 00:31:55,461
Are you crazy?
648
00:31:55,531 --> 00:31:57,230
It's about
an invisible man.
649
00:31:57,298 --> 00:31:59,633
Metaphor, Joan?
Symbolism?
650
00:31:59,701 --> 00:32:01,535
Where's your brain?
Did you ever have one?
651
00:32:01,603 --> 00:32:02,969
Are you okay?
652
00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:05,872
I'm having a little
stress at home.
653
00:32:05,941 --> 00:32:06,940
But you're not
helping.
654
00:32:07,709 --> 00:32:09,142
(BELL DINGING)
655
00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:10,343
Excuse me,
young man.
656
00:32:10,412 --> 00:32:11,444
You again.
657
00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,213
Yes, I'm looking
for a book.
658
00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:16,349
It's just been added
to my reading list
for my book club, you know.
659
00:32:16,418 --> 00:32:18,735
It's called One Flew over
the Cuckoo's Nest,
660
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:21,805
and it's about a man
who pretends to be crazy
661
00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:23,456
to get out of prison.
662
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:27,060
SAMMY: Yes, yes.
Uh, postmodern classic.
Ken Kesey.
663
00:32:27,128 --> 00:32:28,461
I don't have it
in stock right now,
664
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,563
but I can
order it for you.
665
00:32:29,631 --> 00:32:31,164
Oh, that would be
lovely.
666
00:32:33,769 --> 00:32:35,451
Heidi, what are you
doing here?
667
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,337
I wanted to show you
something.
668
00:32:37,406 --> 00:32:39,805
You couldn't get dressed
before you showed me
something?
669
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:41,274
I'm-- I'm dressed.
670
00:32:41,343 --> 00:32:42,742
Why are you saying
I'm not dressed?
671
00:32:42,810 --> 00:32:45,912
Honey, why don't you
go wait in the back room?
672
00:32:45,980 --> 00:32:49,516
Because I have to show you
what you made me do.
673
00:32:49,584 --> 00:32:51,118
If you could just
give me a moment.
674
00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,687
You were always so jealous
of--of me and Lucinda.
675
00:32:53,755 --> 00:32:56,122
You thought she was getting
in the way of our relationship
676
00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:59,125
just because we had
such a--a--a special
connection.
677
00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:02,045
I'm not jealous
of Lucinda. It's just
that she's a rabbit.
678
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,848
She's a rabbit,
is she?
679
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,517
Just a rabbit.
680
00:33:07,585 --> 00:33:10,053
Well, guess what?
She's not a rabbit anymore!
681
00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:12,589
Are you happy now?
682
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,202
Okay, um...
683
00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:29,539
You know what?
We're closed.
684
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:31,440
Uh, out.
685
00:33:45,473 --> 00:33:47,373
HEIDI: Is it all better
now, Sammy?
686
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:48,775
Did I fix the problem?
687
00:33:48,844 --> 00:33:52,261
Now I--I can give you
my complete attention.
688
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,280
Lucinda doesn't
talk anymore.
689
00:33:54,349 --> 00:33:56,749
She understood me,
but now she's gone,
690
00:33:56,818 --> 00:33:58,751
and I'm all yours.
691
00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:00,353
Are you listening?
692
00:34:00,421 --> 00:34:01,988
I'm all yours!
693
00:34:02,824 --> 00:34:04,090
(SOBBING)
694
00:34:12,167 --> 00:34:14,834
KEVIN: I can't stand
to see a grown man pouting.
695
00:34:14,903 --> 00:34:16,670
LUKE: Dad's pouting?
696
00:34:16,738 --> 00:34:18,204
You haven't noticed
how quiet he's been?
697
00:34:18,273 --> 00:34:20,339
That's a prolonged pout.
698
00:34:20,408 --> 00:34:23,309
So I'll strap myself
to a buggy
and swing a club.
699
00:34:23,378 --> 00:34:26,079
A little humiliation
never killed anybody.
700
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:27,647
Is there hard
evidence of that?
701
00:34:28,717 --> 00:34:29,916
Who is she?
702
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,585
What?
703
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,253
Sneaking out of the house.
704
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:35,621
Excessive aftershave.
705
00:34:35,691 --> 00:34:37,623
Listening to Norah Jones.
706
00:34:37,693 --> 00:34:39,325
Now a bitter reference
to humiliation.
707
00:34:39,394 --> 00:34:40,694
There's no girl.
708
00:34:40,762 --> 00:34:42,628
It's Grace, isn't it?
709
00:34:42,698 --> 00:34:43,697
(GOLF BALL CLATTERING)
710
00:34:45,767 --> 00:34:47,533
You cannot tell anyone.
711
00:34:47,602 --> 00:34:48,668
Why?
712
00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:50,303
Because the whole agreement
is based on secrecy.
713
00:34:50,371 --> 00:34:52,939
One tiny leak,
and the entire thing
blows up and goes away.
714
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,208
(CHUCKLING)
You're sworn
to secrecy?
715
00:34:55,276 --> 00:34:57,243
(SIGHING)
I signed a contract.
716
00:34:57,311 --> 00:35:00,180
Dude!
I had no choice!
717
00:35:00,248 --> 00:35:02,014
You want this
relationship so much,
718
00:35:02,084 --> 00:35:04,717
you're willing
to completely
degrade yourself?
719
00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,772
Well, yeah.
720
00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,758
It's not so much
a relationship as it is
occasional making out.
721
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,043
How occasional?
722
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,078
Five minutes a day.
723
00:35:15,997 --> 00:35:17,413
Dude.
Minimum.
724
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,449
I can't help it, man.
She makes me insane.
725
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,634
I'm a complete stranger
to myself.
726
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,303
You got to confront this.
727
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,622
She wants you,
or she wouldn't be in it.
728
00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:27,123
And no matter
what they say,
729
00:35:27,192 --> 00:35:29,225
women want us
to be men.
730
00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,128
They don't like it
when we back down.
731
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:34,164
It makes them nervous.
732
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:35,331
Really?
733
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,417
She's waiting for you
to stand up.
734
00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:40,920
Do it! You're
a Girardi man.
735
00:35:40,989 --> 00:35:42,688
Let her know
what that's about.
736
00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,532
What's wrong?
Nothing.
737
00:35:53,601 --> 00:35:56,970
I'm seeing
a nun and a priest.
738
00:35:57,038 --> 00:35:59,605
Uh, why don't we
go somewhere
more private?
739
00:36:04,012 --> 00:36:07,546
I hate lying to you,
but I...
740
00:36:07,615 --> 00:36:09,048
Ever since Joan
got sick,
741
00:36:09,117 --> 00:36:10,916
I've been thinking
about God,
742
00:36:10,986 --> 00:36:15,221
and I wanted to reexamine
the idea of going back
to the Church.
743
00:36:15,290 --> 00:36:17,790
I--I was just gonna
not bother you with it,
744
00:36:17,859 --> 00:36:19,892
but that feels
more like lying,
745
00:36:19,961 --> 00:36:21,894
and that feels like
being disconnected
from you
746
00:36:21,963 --> 00:36:24,597
and that feels like hell,
so I'm telling you now.
747
00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:28,401
I'm, uh, really not open
to this right now.
748
00:36:28,470 --> 00:36:31,570
I know. You never
have been.
749
00:36:31,639 --> 00:36:33,406
But it's not gonna
bother you at all.
750
00:36:33,475 --> 00:36:35,308
You--You won't even know
it's happening.
751
00:36:35,377 --> 00:36:38,111
I can't not know
what's happening, Helen.
752
00:36:38,179 --> 00:36:41,514
And I really can't
take it right now.
753
00:36:44,252 --> 00:36:47,853
Look, I've never been
more certain in my life
754
00:36:47,922 --> 00:36:50,890
that we're all
just at the mercy
of an indifferent universe.
755
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:53,426
There is no God.
There is no justice.
756
00:36:53,495 --> 00:36:56,662
There is no grand place
we're gonna
eventually get to.
757
00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:58,864
It's just one body blow
after another
758
00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:01,901
and struggling
to find a reason
to get up and do it again.
759
00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:03,469
What happened?
760
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:05,438
Nothing happened.
761
00:37:05,507 --> 00:37:07,173
Th-This is who
I've always been.
762
00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:11,944
Look--Look, I have
to get back to work.
763
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:35,751
Grace?
764
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:36,986
You're dead.
765
00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:53,503
(MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES)
766
00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:00,443
Hi.
767
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:04,180
I can't hear you.
But you can see me.
768
00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:06,116
I'm ignoring you.
769
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,550
I'm used to that.
770
00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:12,355
Okay, look. I've got
a lot of time
on my hands.
771
00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:14,090
I'll be in the
religion section.
772
00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:26,836
(DOOR CLOSES)
773
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:38,181
I'm sorry.
774
00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,687
That's not
gonna cut it.
775
00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:47,891
I'm really sorry.
776
00:38:52,230 --> 00:38:53,930
Is this gonna take
jewelry?
777
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,233
I'll tell you
something, Will.
778
00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:59,035
You said you've always
been this way,
779
00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:02,739
but I did not recognize
the man I saw today.
780
00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:06,342
I had no earthly idea
who he was, or what
he was gonna do next.
781
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,014
The Bakers are suing us.
782
00:39:12,150 --> 00:39:13,249
What?
783
00:39:14,452 --> 00:39:15,919
Andy Baker
784
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:20,306
is suffering
emotional damages,
it seems.
785
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:23,742
Finding it hard to work.
786
00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:28,898
Half a million dollars
is gonna take care
of that, though.
787
00:39:35,023 --> 00:39:36,689
I never wanted you
to hear it.
788
00:39:38,893 --> 00:39:40,760
I wanted to make it
go away
789
00:39:41,829 --> 00:39:43,963
so that you never
had to know
790
00:39:45,433 --> 00:39:48,301
that the boy
who crippled our son...
791
00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:50,236
Oh, Will...
792
00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:53,939
...and who we never punished
for crippling our son,
793
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,261
is now coming after us
like a common predator.
794
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:00,830
Oh, no, Will!
795
00:40:08,506 --> 00:40:10,640
Hey, guys.
Uh, sorry to interrupt,
796
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:13,576
but we have a very special
presentation in the garage.
797
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:14,644
Not--Not now,
Luke.
798
00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:15,711
Uh, yes, now.
799
00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:16,946
Let's go. Move it.
800
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,014
(SIGHS)
801
00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:21,317
Ladies and gentlemen,
802
00:40:21,386 --> 00:40:22,986
may I present
803
00:40:23,521 --> 00:40:24,788
to you
804
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:28,424
golf of the future.
805
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,493
Stand back, please.
806
00:40:30,561 --> 00:40:31,661
(CLEARING THROAT)
807
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:33,897
(CLANGING)
808
00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,034
That was
my warm-up swing.
809
00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:40,570
(KEVIN CLEARS THROAT)
810
00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:47,176
Okay, but you have to admit
that the shoes are hot!
811
00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:49,311
However,
I am slipping.
812
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,964
LUKE: You're slipping?
Going down. Help.
813
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,699
Oh! Just...
814
00:40:53,768 --> 00:40:55,902
(GOLF BALLS ROLLING)
Ow! Oh, dude.
815
00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:57,937
Oh, this worked
a lot better
in the store.
816
00:40:58,006 --> 00:40:59,906
Don't step on my shoes!
(LAUGHING)
Would you help me up?
817
00:40:59,974 --> 00:41:01,874
I can't fight gravity.
818
00:41:01,943 --> 00:41:03,842
Stop it!
Just--Just stop.
819
00:41:04,612 --> 00:41:05,711
Stop!
820
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,915
Dad, we'll figure it out.
821
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:10,917
Dad!
822
00:41:12,186 --> 00:41:13,419
(PANTING)
823
00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:22,846
We're closing.
Everybody get out.
824
00:41:26,301 --> 00:41:27,500
Where's Sammy?
825
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,770
Oh, he had
a family emergency.
826
00:41:30,838 --> 00:41:33,506
I'm covering.
827
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,207
You want me
to walk you home?
Nope.
828
00:41:35,276 --> 00:41:36,809
Why not?
Because
you're not real.
829
00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:38,511
Then why are you
talking to me?
830
00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:45,351
You know I'm real, Joan.
831
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,952
You've always known
you're not crazy,
832
00:41:47,021 --> 00:41:48,887
then you got a chance
to see what it really
looks like.
833
00:41:48,956 --> 00:41:51,190
Crazy is destructive.
It tears down.
834
00:41:51,258 --> 00:41:52,958
I'm all about
building up.
835
00:41:53,027 --> 00:41:54,827
Then I suggest
you take up carpentry.
836
00:41:54,895 --> 00:41:56,429
What do you think
this is all about?
837
00:41:56,497 --> 00:41:58,431
Uh, you, I suppose.
838
00:41:58,499 --> 00:42:01,734
It's a creation, Joan.
It's not a destruction.
839
00:42:01,803 --> 00:42:03,269
And that's what
I want you to do.
840
00:42:03,338 --> 00:42:05,305
I want you to be creative.
I want you to build things.
841
00:42:05,373 --> 00:42:06,773
I build lamps!
842
00:42:06,841 --> 00:42:09,575
Relationships,
possibilities,
connections.
843
00:42:09,644 --> 00:42:11,076
Look, have you
read this?
844
00:42:12,714 --> 00:42:13,913
You stole that!
845
00:42:13,981 --> 00:42:15,848
Well, technically,
everything's mine.
846
00:42:15,917 --> 00:42:17,684
It's about a house
called Howards End.
847
00:42:17,752 --> 00:42:19,018
The house is symbolic.
848
00:42:19,086 --> 00:42:21,321
Yes, I know.
I read it in lit class.
849
00:42:21,389 --> 00:42:23,756
All these English people
running around
misunderstanding each other
850
00:42:23,825 --> 00:42:25,124
because of their manners.
851
00:42:25,193 --> 00:42:26,326
Everything goes
horribly wrong,
852
00:42:26,394 --> 00:42:28,661
just like in every
English novel.
853
00:42:28,730 --> 00:42:31,163
You know, I like
what's written
at the beginning here.
854
00:42:31,232 --> 00:42:32,832
Would you read it for me?
855
00:42:35,903 --> 00:42:37,503
"Only connect."
856
00:42:49,717 --> 00:42:51,316
(SNIFFLING)
You hurt me.
857
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,137
Really bad.
858
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:58,608
Why should I
trust you again?
859
00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:01,927
Why did you ever?
860
00:43:03,648 --> 00:43:05,380
Look, we had
some good times.
861
00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:09,184
And I'm fine
with you being,
you know,
862
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,853
the divine It.
863
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:16,092
But I don't want
to see you anymore.
864
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,694
It's not you.
It's me.
865
00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,463
I--I'm just...
I'm not the girl for you.
866
00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:22,865
I--I had
867
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,367
a taste of normal,
868
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,637
and I really
liked it, you know?
869
00:43:27,705 --> 00:43:30,106
I really enjoyed
being optimistic
870
00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:33,943
and making my lamps.
871
00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:42,435
Don't you miss me a little?
872
00:43:45,506 --> 00:43:46,539
Nope.
873
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,227
(SNIFFLES)
874
00:43:54,315 --> 00:43:55,748
Please go.
875
00:43:55,817 --> 00:43:57,216
Do you miss yourself?
876
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,620
Because I do.
877
00:44:02,256 --> 00:44:05,624
♪ No more mornings
878
00:44:05,693 --> 00:44:09,761
♪ Not gettin' out of bed
879
00:44:13,101 --> 00:44:17,035
♪ No more listenin'
880
00:44:17,105 --> 00:44:21,340
♪ To the voices in my head
881
00:44:22,276 --> 00:44:26,412
♪ They've had their time
882
00:44:28,382 --> 00:44:33,586
♪ Now this life is mine
883
00:44:33,654 --> 00:44:37,789
♪ And I'll take it
884
00:44:38,692 --> 00:44:42,077
♪ From here ♪