1 00:00:00,175 --> 00:00:09,279 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:10,837 --> 00:00:13,840 NARRATOR: The Austerity Clinic was a well-known rehab facility 3 00:00:13,882 --> 00:00:15,800 that, on this particular day, 4 00:00:15,842 --> 00:00:17,844 was about to get a new therapist. 5 00:00:17,886 --> 00:00:22,223 Hello, everyone, I am Dr. Tobias Funke 6 00:00:22,265 --> 00:00:24,434 and I will be your therapist. 7 00:00:24,476 --> 00:00:25,393 (officers clear throats) 8 00:00:25,435 --> 00:00:26,895 Yes, I'm getting to that. 9 00:00:26,937 --> 00:00:29,898 And I am also a registered sex offender. 10 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:31,399 Now, let's have a wrap-about. 11 00:00:31,441 --> 00:00:32,358 (sighs) 12 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,444 I am here because... 13 00:00:34,486 --> 00:00:38,323 Lucille Austero has given me the opportunity 14 00:00:38,364 --> 00:00:40,117 to pay my debt to society. 15 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:41,910 - I'm doing this pro bono... - NARRATOR: Although technically 16 00:00:41,952 --> 00:00:44,788 it was society that owed him, as he was the victim 17 00:00:44,830 --> 00:00:46,206 of a merry mix-up. 18 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,708 Is there a little girl here all by herself? 19 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:50,251 Daddy needs to get his rocks... 20 00:00:50,293 --> 00:00:52,045 NARRATOR: We don't have to hear this again, 21 00:00:52,087 --> 00:00:54,756 but he was arrested despite his innocence. 22 00:00:54,798 --> 00:00:56,549 Oh, hey, Officers, are you here for the raccoon? 23 00:00:56,591 --> 00:00:58,259 Oh, no, I'm not a raccoon, I'm... 24 00:00:58,301 --> 00:00:59,469 NARRATOR AND BEARD: Because, instead 25 00:00:59,511 --> 00:01:01,180 of asking for a lawyer... 26 00:01:01,221 --> 00:01:03,015 BEARD: ...this creep chose to ask 27 00:01:03,056 --> 00:01:04,224 about a more pressing matter. 28 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,684 Oh, is this going to be SAG or AFTRA? 29 00:01:05,725 --> 00:01:07,019 NARRATOR: And for the first time, 30 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,436 Tobias started to get recognized 31 00:01:08,478 --> 00:01:11,481 for his television work. 32 00:01:11,523 --> 00:01:14,567 Oh, no, no, that's not representative of who I am. 33 00:01:14,609 --> 00:01:16,569 - Anus tart. - Yep, that's me. 34 00:01:16,611 --> 00:01:18,404 NARRATOR: Fortunately Tobias, who had once 35 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:21,241 turned down an offer from Lucille 2... 36 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:24,911 - How would you like to come work for me at Austerity? - Hmm... no. 37 00:01:24,953 --> 00:01:27,330 - Hmm... - ... had, after a particularly vicious beating 38 00:01:27,372 --> 00:01:30,250 with a soup ladle, changed his tune... 39 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,794 but didn't want to look too eager. 40 00:01:32,836 --> 00:01:34,213 Yes. 41 00:01:34,254 --> 00:01:38,008 I'm also an analyst and a therapist, 42 00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:39,634 which makes me... 43 00:01:39,676 --> 00:01:42,679 Prison had taught Tobias at least one thing... 44 00:01:42,721 --> 00:01:44,723 ...a theralyst. 45 00:01:44,764 --> 00:01:47,017 (sighs) Now, let's have a wrap-about, 46 00:01:47,059 --> 00:01:49,477 and what we'll do is just take a comfy pose. 47 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:52,397 I want everybody just to sit back and relax where they are 48 00:01:52,438 --> 00:01:54,482 and let's learn about each other 49 00:01:54,524 --> 00:01:57,360 and let's find out about each... 50 00:01:57,402 --> 00:01:59,029 Oh, my goodness. 51 00:01:59,071 --> 00:02:02,657 Wow, well, uh, it seems as if we are amongst royalty here. 52 00:02:02,699 --> 00:02:03,700 (laughs) 53 00:02:03,742 --> 00:02:04,993 I-I'm sorry, how old are you? 54 00:02:05,035 --> 00:02:06,745 - 23. - Ah, well within my rights. 55 00:02:06,786 --> 00:02:09,998 Yes, why don't you, uh, take the comfortable chair? 56 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,417 And, um, and we're going to start with you, 57 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:15,003 and, please, first names only. 58 00:02:15,045 --> 00:02:17,130 Hi, I'm Mark. 59 00:02:17,172 --> 00:02:21,051 Mark Cherry-- we all know that-- but, please, first names only. 60 00:02:21,093 --> 00:02:23,636 Mark is my first name, Cherry is my last name. 61 00:02:23,678 --> 00:02:26,306 Oh, and Simon says you're out. 62 00:02:29,475 --> 00:02:31,895 No, no, Mark Cherry, I was, I was having fun. 63 00:02:31,937 --> 00:02:33,813 I, I have a bit of a wit. 64 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:35,941 Sometimes I have to tell people 'cause they can't figure it out 65 00:02:35,982 --> 00:02:38,193 from when I say the things that I... 66 00:02:38,235 --> 00:02:41,154 But, please, Mr. Cherry, first names only. 67 00:02:41,196 --> 00:02:43,489 So I got involved with drugs, 68 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,451 and there were bees and drinking and... 69 00:02:46,492 --> 00:02:48,995 I just decided it was time to get away. In fact... 70 00:02:49,037 --> 00:02:52,124 ALL: ♪ Go away, Getaway, get away, Getaway. ♪ 71 00:02:52,165 --> 00:02:54,000 All right, all right, all right. 72 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:55,294 We're not doing a musical here. 73 00:02:55,335 --> 00:02:56,544 MARK: Thank you. 74 00:02:56,586 --> 00:02:59,464 ♪ Hopelessly hopeless. ♪ 75 00:02:59,505 --> 00:03:00,966 (chuckles) 76 00:03:01,007 --> 00:03:04,928 And speaking of hopeless, I think we all recognize 77 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:06,512 this gentleman. 78 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:08,932 (humming "Johnny's Theme" from The Tonight Show) 79 00:03:08,974 --> 00:03:10,934 I'm not Andy (bleep) ing Richter. 80 00:03:10,976 --> 00:03:12,978 I'm Emmett. 81 00:03:13,019 --> 00:03:16,648 NARRATOR: Although he was Andy's identical quintuplet brother. 82 00:03:16,689 --> 00:03:20,986 Unfortunately he wouldn't allow us to show his face. 83 00:03:21,027 --> 00:03:22,779 - Emmett who? - Richter. 84 00:03:22,821 --> 00:03:24,489 Simon says you're out. 85 00:03:24,530 --> 00:03:26,366 No, I was being witty. 86 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,493 What-What's wrong with you? 87 00:03:28,534 --> 00:03:30,245 I hoard. 88 00:03:30,287 --> 00:03:31,704 Now, that's what we call a breakthrough. 89 00:03:31,746 --> 00:03:33,248 That wasn't a breakthrough. 90 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:35,167 And that's when a patient entered who was also looking 91 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:37,127 - for a new start. - First sign of a breakthrough... 92 00:03:37,169 --> 00:03:38,670 Sorry I'm late, everybody. 93 00:03:38,711 --> 00:03:41,422 - DeBrie! - And found one. 94 00:03:41,464 --> 00:03:44,926 - Tobias. - I-I didn't know if I'd ever see you again. 95 00:03:44,968 --> 00:03:47,428 - Y-You look great, very, very healthy. - Yeah. 96 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:49,514 I haven't had anything for six weeks. 97 00:03:49,555 --> 00:03:50,640 Mark C., uh, checked me in. 98 00:03:50,682 --> 00:03:52,558 - It's Mark Cherry. - I know. 99 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,145 After a devastating night of hard partying in Malibu... 100 00:03:55,187 --> 00:03:57,356 (indistinct chatter) 101 00:03:57,397 --> 00:03:59,732 (bees buzzing) 102 00:03:59,774 --> 00:04:01,067 (DeBrie screaming) 103 00:04:01,109 --> 00:04:02,610 MARK: She reminds me of my grandma, 104 00:04:02,652 --> 00:04:04,487 like a, a real sick version. 105 00:04:04,529 --> 00:04:06,198 So sweet. 106 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:07,324 So how are you? 107 00:04:07,366 --> 00:04:08,658 Good, gosh, great, yes. 108 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,536 Uh, after you left, I, I booked a guesty 109 00:04:11,577 --> 00:04:13,454 on a hidden camera show. 110 00:04:13,496 --> 00:04:15,290 - (clears throat) - Could you give me one second 111 00:04:15,332 --> 00:04:18,293 to organically get...? 112 00:04:18,335 --> 00:04:20,753 And I'm also a registered sex offender. 113 00:04:20,795 --> 00:04:22,505 - How are you? - Aw-- oh. 114 00:04:22,547 --> 00:04:25,091 So you two know each other? 115 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:26,301 Yes, we do. 116 00:04:26,343 --> 00:04:30,513 We, we were a couple of sorts, uh... 117 00:04:30,555 --> 00:04:32,224 Or are, are a couple? 118 00:04:32,265 --> 00:04:33,225 Or-- I... 119 00:04:33,266 --> 00:04:34,893 Do you have time for a chat? 120 00:04:34,934 --> 00:04:37,270 - Uh, yes. - NARRATOR: And that's when Argyle Austero, 121 00:04:37,312 --> 00:04:38,646 the director of the clinic, 122 00:04:38,688 --> 00:04:40,399 could no longer hold his tongue. 123 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,275 If you and DeBrie had a previous relationship, 124 00:04:42,317 --> 00:04:45,404 there is no way you can be her therapist. 125 00:04:45,445 --> 00:04:46,905 But I love her. 126 00:04:46,946 --> 00:04:49,074 Surely there must be some way we can be together. 127 00:04:49,115 --> 00:04:50,825 I'm sorry, I can't allow it. 128 00:04:50,867 --> 00:04:52,411 Sobriety is too important. 129 00:04:52,452 --> 00:04:57,249 I am only sober because musical theater saved my life. 130 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:58,791 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 131 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:01,753 I-I'm somewhat of an actor myself. 132 00:05:01,794 --> 00:05:04,297 I just had something on the air three weeks ago. 133 00:05:04,339 --> 00:05:05,548 It was an "as myself," 134 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:07,759 but whatever fills out the reel, yes? 135 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,345 ♪ Hot cops, we'll clean up the town... ♪ 136 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:13,014 I ain't no squealer. 137 00:05:13,056 --> 00:05:15,058 ANNOUNCER: He escaped to the country. 138 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,768 - Carl Weathers. - Mr. Weathers-- Carl Weathers. 139 00:05:16,809 --> 00:05:19,145 ♪ You know we'll get down on our knees ♪ 140 00:05:19,187 --> 00:05:20,439 ♪ We're taking on the bad guys... ♪ 141 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,814 I got here soon as I could. 142 00:05:21,856 --> 00:05:26,111 I'm Dr. House, and it's called GVH. 143 00:05:26,152 --> 00:05:28,738 The graft is rejecting 144 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:31,366 the host. 145 00:05:31,408 --> 00:05:34,286 - ♪ Just give us a squeeze ♪ - (grunts) 146 00:05:34,327 --> 00:05:36,162 ♪ Hot cops. ♪ 147 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:38,790 You know, we could put on a musical. 148 00:05:38,831 --> 00:05:40,541 This place is littered with talent. 149 00:05:40,583 --> 00:05:42,710 I could direct, we could get Mark Cherry to do the music, 150 00:05:42,752 --> 00:05:44,337 and we can cast it with patients. 151 00:05:44,379 --> 00:05:45,880 NARRATOR: It was a desperate attempt 152 00:05:45,922 --> 00:05:48,091 to get to be with the woman he loved, 153 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:49,759 but Argyle had a professional responsibility. 154 00:05:49,801 --> 00:05:53,388 I don't know if I'd want to risk a patient's sobriety 155 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:56,057 with that kind of pressure. 156 00:05:56,099 --> 00:05:58,143 NARRATOR: But like a dog's wagging tail, 157 00:05:58,184 --> 00:06:01,271 Argyle's tapping feet betrayed his true feelings. 158 00:06:01,313 --> 00:06:02,981 Well, when it comes to DeBrie, 159 00:06:03,022 --> 00:06:05,150 you don't have to worry about her being under pressure 160 00:06:05,191 --> 00:06:07,444 because she's a professional actress. 161 00:06:07,486 --> 00:06:10,196 NARRATOR: Which also made its way onto Tobias' reel 162 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:12,240 for some reason. 163 00:06:12,282 --> 00:06:14,951 ♪ Hot cops. ♪ 164 00:06:14,993 --> 00:06:17,662 She was in the movie The Fantastic Four. 165 00:06:17,703 --> 00:06:18,830 Oh, my God. 166 00:06:18,871 --> 00:06:20,873 I was in The Fantasticks. 167 00:06:20,915 --> 00:06:22,083 - Well... - (stammers) 168 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:23,751 - (both laughing) - Look at that. 169 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:26,171 My sister and I played the young lovers. 170 00:06:26,212 --> 00:06:29,048 ♪ I can see it ♪ 171 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:33,011 - ♪ Shining somewhere ♪ - ♪ Shining somehow-- where ♪ 172 00:06:33,052 --> 00:06:35,180 - ♪ And I'm ready, I can see it... ♪ - ♪ Ready-- can see... ♪ 173 00:06:35,221 --> 00:06:38,266 NARRATOR: It was uncanny how much the two men had in common. 174 00:06:38,308 --> 00:06:41,311 They used to call me Mr. Fantastic. 175 00:06:41,353 --> 00:06:42,312 ♪Mr. F.♪ 176 00:06:42,354 --> 00:06:43,813 Wait a minute, 177 00:06:43,855 --> 00:06:47,442 DeBrie played Sue Storm, you played Mr. Fantastic. 178 00:06:47,484 --> 00:06:49,110 I have a suit made of rocks 179 00:06:49,152 --> 00:06:52,113 if I can get it back from the State of California. 180 00:06:52,155 --> 00:06:55,783 We shall mount a musical of The Fantastic Four. 181 00:06:55,825 --> 00:06:59,329 I don't like it... I love it. 182 00:06:59,371 --> 00:07:01,706 - Huzzah! - ♪ I... ♪ 183 00:07:01,747 --> 00:07:04,959 - ♪ I can hear it ♪ - ♪ I can hear-- sing it while-- yes? ♪ 184 00:07:05,001 --> 00:07:06,919 NARRATOR: Now the story of a family 185 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:10,006 whose future was abruptly canceled 186 00:07:10,048 --> 00:07:12,509 and the one son-in-law who had no choice 187 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:14,886 but to keep himself together. 188 00:07:18,097 --> 00:07:19,932 It's Tobias' Arrested Development. 189 00:07:23,061 --> 00:07:27,023 Tobias had found a way to spend time with the woman he loved. 190 00:07:27,065 --> 00:07:30,443 Please, DeBrie, you've got to do this. 191 00:07:30,485 --> 00:07:32,362 NARRATOR: Now he just had to talk her into it. 192 00:07:32,404 --> 00:07:35,781 I mean, this could be good for you and it could be a huge hit 193 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,868 and it's really the only way they're gonna keep us together. 194 00:07:38,910 --> 00:07:40,245 They won't let me be your therapist, 195 00:07:40,286 --> 00:07:41,996 but they'll let me be your director. 196 00:07:42,038 --> 00:07:45,708 I want the world to be able to see this angel face. 197 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:47,668 - Oh. - Oh, oh, dear. 198 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:50,046 Well, that's a good luck sign on Broadway. 199 00:07:50,088 --> 00:07:51,964 On the East Coast it's "break a leg," on the West Coast it's 200 00:07:52,006 --> 00:07:53,592 - "lose a tooth." - And so, excited that he'd found a way 201 00:07:53,633 --> 00:07:55,343 - to both be with DeBrie... - Let's get you some epoxy. 202 00:07:55,385 --> 00:07:57,554 - ...and help her recovery, Tobias went... - Beard! 203 00:07:57,596 --> 00:07:59,055 ...to Sudden Valley. 204 00:07:59,097 --> 00:08:01,974 Beard, I'm only here to pick up my car keys. 205 00:08:02,016 --> 00:08:03,643 GOB: Tobias? 206 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,644 Gob? 207 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,606 (Gob grunts) 208 00:08:07,647 --> 00:08:08,898 Good to see you, old friend. 209 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,191 What have you been up to? 210 00:08:10,233 --> 00:08:12,569 Oh, uh, things are good, nothing much. 211 00:08:12,611 --> 00:08:13,819 I'm a registered sex offender, 212 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,405 - but things are good. - Yes, yes. 213 00:08:15,447 --> 00:08:17,449 And I'm working at Lucille 2's rehab center-- 214 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:21,077 the one she owns, not the one she famously went to 12 times. 215 00:08:21,119 --> 00:08:22,870 Can we finish this up over breakfast? I'm starving. 216 00:08:22,912 --> 00:08:24,956 Oh, is it finishing? Okay. 217 00:08:24,997 --> 00:08:26,666 And the two friends caught up. 218 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,543 But if I wouldn't have gotten arrested, I wouldn't have 219 00:08:28,585 --> 00:08:30,002 ended up working at the rehab 220 00:08:30,044 --> 00:08:31,879 and I wouldn't have reconnected with my love. 221 00:08:31,921 --> 00:08:33,923 True, I can't ethically ravage her body. 222 00:08:33,965 --> 00:08:35,967 I have to leave that to time, but 223 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:38,094 she's just so much fun to be with. 224 00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:39,596 I too am in a relationship, 225 00:08:39,638 --> 00:08:41,431 but this person is sort of a celebrity. 226 00:08:41,473 --> 00:08:45,226 Well, turns out my femme fatale is a bit of a celebrity herself. 227 00:08:45,268 --> 00:08:48,521 Well, looks like life is going pretty well for both of us, 228 00:08:48,563 --> 00:08:49,855 except that I'm broke. 229 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,399 And I'm a sex offender. 230 00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:52,775 Michael expects me to sell 231 00:08:52,817 --> 00:08:54,152 these split-level death traps. 232 00:08:54,193 --> 00:08:56,195 And how am I supposed to do that? 233 00:08:56,237 --> 00:08:58,573 I mean, there are no schools or libraries or Internet 234 00:08:58,615 --> 00:09:00,492 or playgrounds within 20 miles of here. 235 00:09:02,327 --> 00:09:05,455 You know, it's funny, I've been looking for a place to live, 236 00:09:05,497 --> 00:09:07,957 and that fills virtually every parole requirement I have. 237 00:09:07,999 --> 00:09:09,000 That's great. 238 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:10,251 When can you move in? 239 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:12,837 Uh, duh. Now. 240 00:09:12,878 --> 00:09:14,719 And with his living arrangements taken care of, 241 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,966 Tobias returned to his court-appointed work-release. 242 00:09:17,008 --> 00:09:18,510 One, two, three, four, five... 243 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:21,304 And so began an intense workshop to create 244 00:09:21,346 --> 00:09:25,099 the Fantastic Four musical, written and directed by Tobias. 245 00:09:25,141 --> 00:09:27,393 Now, the script is in process, but the goal is 246 00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:30,104 that we all get a little outing on the Cinco de Cuatro, 247 00:09:30,146 --> 00:09:32,440 where we'll be performing it on a boat. 248 00:09:32,482 --> 00:09:34,192 I hope no one gets seasick. 249 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:38,070 Okay. And Mark Cherry is going to be doing the music for us. 250 00:09:38,112 --> 00:09:39,698 And this will make my stay shorter, right? 251 00:09:39,739 --> 00:09:41,282 I'll get out of here a week sooner? 252 00:09:41,324 --> 00:09:43,451 Well, sobriety is the most important thing, 253 00:09:43,493 --> 00:09:45,828 but we'll see how good the music is. 254 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:47,121 Tobias inspired the troops. 255 00:09:47,163 --> 00:09:48,456 All right, let's get up! 256 00:09:48,498 --> 00:09:50,542 And after some initial trepidation, 257 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,918 Argyle set to work with the choreography. 258 00:09:53,038 --> 00:09:54,993 Okay-- oh, I like this, too. 259 00:09:55,034 --> 00:09:57,710 I-- oh, where's Argyle? She's choreographing. 260 00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,080 Let's all do it, too. 261 00:09:59,122 --> 00:10:00,666 And we'll just follow her lead. 262 00:10:00,707 --> 00:10:03,168 When she comes up, we come up as a group. 263 00:10:04,127 --> 00:10:06,004 So, DeBrie, when you come up, 264 00:10:06,045 --> 00:10:08,465 - we shall rise with you. - (DeBrie groaning loudly) 265 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,467 (others groaning loudly) 266 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,385 Go with her! Go! 267 00:10:12,427 --> 00:10:13,553 Follow her! Follow her! 268 00:10:13,595 --> 00:10:14,763 Go! 269 00:10:14,805 --> 00:10:18,684 Am I crazy, or is this really good? 270 00:10:18,725 --> 00:10:22,228 ♪ I'm gonna stomp all over your face ♪ 271 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:25,858 ♪ Even if my heart won't snap back into place ♪ 272 00:10:25,899 --> 00:10:29,110 ♪ I'm gonna stomp all over your face ♪ 273 00:10:29,152 --> 00:10:33,490 ♪ Even though my heart won't snap back into place ♪ 274 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,325 ♪ Fantastic Four. ♪ 275 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:36,326 (groans) 276 00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:37,870 I can't do it. 277 00:10:37,911 --> 00:10:40,121 It's good, it's great. No, you're great. 278 00:10:40,163 --> 00:10:41,915 The problem is with you. 279 00:10:41,956 --> 00:10:46,085 See, you keep writing this infantile, ridiculous melody 280 00:10:46,127 --> 00:10:48,380 over and over and over again. 281 00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:50,590 And I... I say that as your director. 282 00:10:50,632 --> 00:10:54,969 As your therapist, I'm-I'm happy that you're expressing yourself. 283 00:10:55,011 --> 00:10:57,138 But as a director, I don't have to like it. 284 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,223 And I don't. 285 00:10:58,264 --> 00:10:59,307 But, also, good for you. 286 00:10:59,349 --> 00:11:00,600 Therapist now speaking. 287 00:11:00,642 --> 00:11:01,727 But, also, no. 288 00:11:01,768 --> 00:11:03,562 And as the music evolved, 289 00:11:03,603 --> 00:11:05,063 - so did DeBrie's confidence. - (group singing) 290 00:11:05,104 --> 00:11:06,815 Tobias, I just do this now. 291 00:11:06,857 --> 00:11:08,859 - Just... - ♪ Ooh, baby... ♪ 292 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,610 One, one move. 293 00:11:10,652 --> 00:11:12,092 Let's work with that. Let's use that. 294 00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:13,988 - Or no move. - Good. The-the power. 295 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:16,241 And she's disappearing as we dance. 296 00:11:16,282 --> 00:11:17,826 ♪ Ooh, baby. ♪ 297 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:19,619 And a big finish right to her! 298 00:11:19,661 --> 00:11:21,120 (music ends) 299 00:11:21,162 --> 00:11:24,833 Tobias, it's bleeding again. 300 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,710 (music resumes) 301 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,712 And with the evidence tag 302 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,296 off the rock monster suit, 303 00:11:30,338 --> 00:11:32,424 the project was coming halfway to life. 304 00:11:32,465 --> 00:11:34,426 - ♪ Fantastic Three ♪ - ♪ Fantastic Three ♪ 305 00:11:34,467 --> 00:11:37,262 ♪ Fantastic Four. ♪ 306 00:11:37,303 --> 00:11:38,263 (music ends) 307 00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:41,600 Am I crazy, or is this good? 308 00:11:41,641 --> 00:11:43,351 It's really good. 309 00:11:43,393 --> 00:11:45,562 And then Tobias asked the question 310 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,230 that nobody was thinking. 311 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:49,775 How much would it cost to do this right? 312 00:11:49,816 --> 00:11:52,110 I mean, really right. 313 00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:53,486 To do a Broadway-level production 314 00:11:53,528 --> 00:11:55,154 of the eight minutes we have right now? 315 00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:56,155 Ballpark. 316 00:11:56,197 --> 00:11:57,824 $700,000. 317 00:11:57,866 --> 00:11:58,825 (whistles) 318 00:11:58,867 --> 00:12:00,368 Hey! I can whistle. 319 00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:02,662 Ooh, we have to use that in the show. 320 00:12:02,704 --> 00:12:05,665 Now what if, say, I could raise between $50 and $100? 321 00:12:05,707 --> 00:12:07,793 How much of the remainder could you generate? 322 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:11,421 Well, if my sister could call in some debts, probably all of it. 323 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,965 - Oh. - But that means 324 00:12:13,006 --> 00:12:15,801 we'd have to use the Cinco show as a preview, 325 00:12:15,842 --> 00:12:18,094 and she would want to know that we have the rights. 326 00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:19,471 Of course, of course. 327 00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:21,514 Wait a minute. We don't have the rights? 328 00:12:21,556 --> 00:12:23,141 - Well, not yet. - (others murmuring) 329 00:12:23,182 --> 00:12:24,935 Not yet, but I was going to ask you about that. 330 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,352 Who produced the one you were in? 331 00:12:26,394 --> 00:12:28,981 Uh, I think it's Imagine Generic. 332 00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:30,523 Ron Howard's company. 333 00:12:30,565 --> 00:12:33,192 Imagine Generic was a division set up 334 00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,821 to extend the rights to films that studios weren't 335 00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:37,405 prepared to make yet. 336 00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:39,950 I just hope the three of us make it back. 337 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,660 Three of us? 338 00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:46,581 Houston, we're having a baby. 339 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:50,418 DeBRIE: I don't want to get arrested again 340 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:51,837 because we don't have the rights. 341 00:12:51,878 --> 00:12:52,879 - (others murmuring) - Okay, no, all right. 342 00:12:52,921 --> 00:12:54,506 No, no! All right. Settle down. 343 00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:56,132 Settle down. This has happened to 344 00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:58,844 every Broadway show in the history of Broadway shows. 345 00:12:58,885 --> 00:13:03,640 And I swear I shall acquire the rights. 346 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,684 NARRATOR: So Tobias went to do so, 347 00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:07,811 as Argyle set a dinner date with his sister 348 00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,896 at the Balboa Club... 349 00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:11,940 - Imagine Entertainment. - Oh! 350 00:13:11,982 --> 00:13:13,942 ...on the same night that Michael's date, Rebel, 351 00:13:13,984 --> 00:13:15,902 was finding her father's character under attack. 352 00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:17,988 ...uh, Ron is not like that at all. 353 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,239 Of course, Michael thought Ron was Rebel's boyfriend. 354 00:13:20,281 --> 00:13:21,950 In fact, he's almost too generous. 355 00:13:21,992 --> 00:13:23,326 Sounds like the Ron Howard 356 00:13:23,368 --> 00:13:24,661 Man of the Year Awards, though, you know? 357 00:13:24,703 --> 00:13:25,663 And the evening broke up 358 00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,121 of its own accord. 359 00:13:27,163 --> 00:13:28,999 - My son is sick, so... - Oh, no. 360 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,333 I have to go. 361 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,710 Rebel. 362 00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:33,712 Rebel, let me come. I'm great with kids. 363 00:13:33,753 --> 00:13:35,213 It's not about the kid. 364 00:13:35,254 --> 00:13:36,756 I'm not comfortable here. 365 00:13:36,798 --> 00:13:38,675 Okay. Are you off to see him? 366 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,134 Listen, if you've got a problem with me seeing other people, 367 00:13:40,176 --> 00:13:41,553 why don't you just come out and say it? 368 00:13:41,594 --> 00:13:42,804 No, no, no, I can. 369 00:13:42,846 --> 00:13:44,305 What do you mean? I can handle that. 370 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:45,807 We'll see each other a la carte, you know? 371 00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:47,059 Like the $18 baked potato 372 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,935 you ordered that you didn't touch. 373 00:13:48,977 --> 00:13:50,937 Yeah, you're not comfortable. 374 00:13:50,979 --> 00:13:52,230 Yeah, no, well, listen. 375 00:13:52,271 --> 00:13:53,231 Rebel, Rebel. 376 00:13:53,272 --> 00:13:54,273 Fine. See you later. 377 00:13:54,315 --> 00:13:56,109 Say hi to Ron Howard for me. 378 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:57,991 And perhaps because neither Michael nor Lindsay 379 00:13:58,028 --> 00:14:00,822 could handle rejection, they blamed each other. 380 00:14:00,864 --> 00:14:02,281 Well, hope you're happy. My girlfriend left, 381 00:14:02,323 --> 00:14:03,658 'cause she can't stand your right-wing 382 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,201 American scallop-eating boyfriend. 383 00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:08,080 Well, he left because your chirpy little actress 384 00:14:08,121 --> 00:14:09,915 - couldn't keep her mouth shut. - That's it. 385 00:14:09,956 --> 00:14:11,499 Know what? You're out of the movie. 386 00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:13,043 Fine. 387 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,628 - Good night. - Good night. 388 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:18,590 And with his evening freed up, Michael reached out to a son 389 00:14:18,631 --> 00:14:20,258 - he'd earlier blown off. - Good night. 390 00:14:20,299 --> 00:14:21,300 George Michael, hey. 391 00:14:21,342 --> 00:14:22,594 Got out of it. 392 00:14:22,635 --> 00:14:24,888 I just-- I made a ton of people angry, 393 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,890 but you know what I always say: family... 394 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:29,101 GEORGE MICHAEL: Well, ah, gosh, you know, I really wanted to, 395 00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:32,353 uh, do that, but I just had this work thing come up. 396 00:14:32,395 --> 00:14:34,147 And, uh, it's like you always say: 397 00:14:34,188 --> 00:14:36,775 family first, unless there's a work thing, 398 00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:38,234 and then work first. 399 00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:39,819 I have said that, too. 400 00:14:39,861 --> 00:14:43,197 Well, I've got politics and producing stuff I can... 401 00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:45,533 After being kicked out of his son's dorm 402 00:14:45,575 --> 00:14:47,326 and stood up at the Ealing Club, 403 00:14:47,368 --> 00:14:49,579 this particular rejection really hurt. 404 00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:50,956 Another time. 405 00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:52,791 But he tried to put on a brave face 406 00:14:52,832 --> 00:14:55,001 when he ran into a woman he was in debt to. 407 00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:57,087 - Who is this? - Oh, this is 408 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,254 my baby brother, Argyle. 409 00:14:58,296 --> 00:14:59,923 And here's the family joke: 410 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:02,759 I'm a tall drink of water, and he's the chaser. 411 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:03,760 (both laugh) 412 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,096 Should be flipped, right? 413 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,974 No, because here's another joke: you owe my sister 414 00:15:09,015 --> 00:15:12,978 $700,000, and I'm going to chase you down until you pay up. 415 00:15:13,019 --> 00:15:15,021 And if you don't pay up by the fourth, 416 00:15:15,063 --> 00:15:16,481 you're gonna be washing up 417 00:15:16,522 --> 00:15:18,984 with the rest of the broken piñatas on the fifth. 418 00:15:19,025 --> 00:15:20,401 WOMAN: Lucille! 419 00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:21,402 Oh, hello. 420 00:15:21,444 --> 00:15:22,737 Who's-- ow, ow! 421 00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:24,238 God, what is on the bottom of those shoes? 422 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,615 Taps. 423 00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:28,284 And I can tap dance all over your face, 424 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:29,702 if you know what I mean. 425 00:15:29,744 --> 00:15:30,996 Even if my heart won't 426 00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:32,705 - snap back into place. - (snaps fingers) 427 00:15:32,747 --> 00:15:34,624 I don't know what you meant with the last part there. 428 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:37,127 I'll chase you down and find you, Michael. 429 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,253 You can't hide in a gorilla suit from me. 430 00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:42,548 (tapping shoes rhythmically) 431 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,050 ♪Mr. F.♪ 432 00:15:44,092 --> 00:15:45,551 Argyle was wrong on that count. 433 00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:48,972 It was Buster who wore the gorilla suit. 434 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,307 ARGYLE: He's a producer, and he says he'll pay up. 435 00:15:51,349 --> 00:15:52,934 Any progress on the rights? 436 00:15:52,976 --> 00:15:54,727 I'm in talks with Imagine. 437 00:15:54,769 --> 00:15:55,854 NARRATOR: Well, kinda. 438 00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:57,022 (phone ringing) 439 00:15:57,063 --> 00:15:58,272 LOUISA: Ron Howard's office. 440 00:15:58,314 --> 00:16:00,066 TOBIAS: Yes, this is Tobias Funke. 441 00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:01,651 I'm a registered sex offender, 442 00:16:01,693 --> 00:16:03,528 - and I'd like to talk to Ron... - (dial tone) 443 00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:06,198 Well, then you're gonna have to work with our new patient, 444 00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:07,490 and good luck with her. 445 00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:09,701 We call her the "B" word from the "C" ward. 446 00:16:09,742 --> 00:16:12,037 Or is it the "C" word from the "B" ward? 447 00:16:12,078 --> 00:16:13,830 (knocks) 448 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:17,542 NARRATOR: And that's when Tobias got some more bad news. 449 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,377 Hello, anus tart. 450 00:16:19,418 --> 00:16:22,338 And she never even saw the license plate. 451 00:16:24,757 --> 00:16:27,260 NARRATOR: Tobias had no way of being around DeBrie 452 00:16:27,301 --> 00:16:30,304 without the rights to Fantastic Four. 453 00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:34,017 And that's when he ran into an equally worried Michael. 454 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:34,976 You okay? 455 00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:36,769 Michael. (chuckles) 456 00:16:36,811 --> 00:16:38,897 What a pleasant surprise. 457 00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:41,149 Please, make yourself at home. 458 00:16:41,191 --> 00:16:42,650 I am. I'm home. 459 00:16:42,692 --> 00:16:45,528 This is my-- I own all the homes here, actually. 460 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:47,780 And Gob's supposed to be selling these, so... 461 00:16:47,822 --> 00:16:49,032 Where is he? Do you know? 462 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,116 Oh, out and about. 463 00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:52,618 Me doth think he hath a lady. 464 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,662 - As doth I dooth. - Oh. 465 00:16:54,704 --> 00:16:57,040 And they're both bit of, uh, celebrities. 466 00:16:57,082 --> 00:17:00,001 Well, that is odd, because I-I'm also dating a celebrity. 467 00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:01,961 Oh, perchance a double date is in our future, 468 00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:03,922 - eh, brother-in-law? - I don't... 469 00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:05,006 Tell me about her. 470 00:17:05,048 --> 00:17:06,091 (inhales sharply) 471 00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:07,508 I-- you know, I-I don't think 472 00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,111 that-that you're the best one to talk to 473 00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:11,387 about my relationship difficulties. 474 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,014 Fair enough. 475 00:17:13,056 --> 00:17:16,434 It's only what I do for a living, Michael. 476 00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:20,897 (voice breaking): What I'm trained to do. 477 00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,775 - Well, let-let me tell you a little bit about her. - Okay. 478 00:17:23,816 --> 00:17:25,277 So it's a simple choice, really. 479 00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,569 If I keep seeing her, 480 00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:28,154 he'll find out and kill the movie. 481 00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:30,489 So I either keep the girl and lose the movie, 482 00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,742 or I keep the movie, lose the girl. 483 00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:35,787 But the whole reason that I did the movie was to get the girl. 484 00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:36,829 It's... 485 00:17:36,871 --> 00:17:38,039 (sighs) 486 00:17:38,081 --> 00:17:41,000 Michael, I appreciate your bravery. 487 00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:42,877 And I know everything seems doomed now-- 488 00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:45,171 and believe me, I'm in a similar situation myself-- 489 00:17:45,213 --> 00:17:48,341 but trust me... 490 00:17:48,382 --> 00:17:49,301 (sighs) 491 00:17:49,342 --> 00:17:50,509 ...we are (bleep). 492 00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:51,677 You're (bleep). 493 00:17:51,719 --> 00:17:53,305 (bleep). 494 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:55,473 I mean, unless some sort of miracle coincidence happens. 495 00:17:55,514 --> 00:17:59,769 But, no, the best thing to do is just walk away, 496 00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,939 and we'll lick each other's wounds. 497 00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:05,191 I guess I'm just going to have to give up my dream 498 00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,526 and my love forever. 499 00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:10,363 I think I should just go tell Ron Howard that it is over. 500 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:12,157 Yes. R-Ron Howard? 501 00:18:12,198 --> 00:18:13,658 - Ron Howard's making this movie? - Yeah. 502 00:18:13,699 --> 00:18:15,576 Michael, you can't just walk away from this. 503 00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:17,036 You have to go talk to him. 504 00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:18,478 You just told me the exact opposite. 505 00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:19,998 Reverse psychology. It didn't work. 506 00:18:20,039 --> 00:18:21,333 How's this? 507 00:18:21,374 --> 00:18:23,042 What I'm going to do for you, Michael, 508 00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:27,797 is, I am going to go there with you for moral support 509 00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:29,548 and I will act as your assistant 510 00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:32,593 and maybe I'll do my famous gay character. 511 00:18:32,635 --> 00:18:34,470 I don't think you've seen that character. 512 00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:36,264 I think I have. 513 00:18:36,306 --> 00:18:39,976 Mm... I don't think so. 514 00:18:41,602 --> 00:18:42,937 NARRATOR: The next day Michael sat down 515 00:18:42,979 --> 00:18:46,649 for a one-on-one meeting with Ron Howard 516 00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:48,109 - at Imagine. - Hi, thank you for seeing me. 517 00:18:48,151 --> 00:18:49,861 Oh, well, that's fine, but 518 00:18:49,902 --> 00:18:53,156 I should warn you, this is what I call a haircut meeting, so 519 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,241 - we probably don't have much time. - Okay. 520 00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:56,951 It would be so much better if we could just lose 521 00:18:56,993 --> 00:18:58,619 - the baseball cap. - We go through this every time. 522 00:18:58,661 --> 00:19:00,330 This is a hat-on haircut, 523 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,207 so you just cut what they can see. 524 00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:03,375 You got it, Floyd? 525 00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:04,376 I call all my barbers Floyd. 526 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:05,668 I'm gonna make this quick. 527 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:06,919 (Tobias clearing throat) 528 00:19:08,963 --> 00:19:11,132 Are you not going to introduce me? 529 00:19:11,174 --> 00:19:13,134 Thought you were going to wait in the lobby. 530 00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:14,386 Tobias Funke. 531 00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:15,511 I am a producer as well. 532 00:19:15,553 --> 00:19:18,014 - Hey. - But I'm also an actor. 533 00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:19,377 That's probably what confused you. 534 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,351 Um, I've done several inmate roles 535 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,644 as well as a couple of "And as it is such, 536 00:19:23,686 --> 00:19:25,897 so also as such is it unto you"s, 537 00:19:25,938 --> 00:19:28,191 but I'll get to you after. 538 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:29,901 Well, that's terrific. 539 00:19:29,942 --> 00:19:31,944 - Do you notice that he's already on my neck hair? - Yes. 540 00:19:31,986 --> 00:19:33,738 Last time I was in here, we talked about, 541 00:19:33,779 --> 00:19:35,656 I wouldn't come back until I had all the release signatures. 542 00:19:35,698 --> 00:19:37,491 - I wanted to give you an update on that. - Terrific. 543 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:39,535 You can just leave 'em on Louisa's desk. 544 00:19:39,577 --> 00:19:41,579 What-- but that, uh, that's the update. 545 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,539 I don't have them. 546 00:19:43,581 --> 00:19:45,333 FLOYD: Done. 547 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:46,834 Okay, well, thanks for coming. 548 00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:48,586 Well, um... 549 00:19:48,627 --> 00:19:50,504 - Don't you have something else you wanted to say? - Yeah. 550 00:19:50,546 --> 00:19:52,340 If not, I'll do mine. 551 00:19:52,382 --> 00:19:54,550 No, no, no. What? I don't... 552 00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:56,261 (sighs) Ron, 553 00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:58,930 I care about someone deeply and I think 554 00:19:58,971 --> 00:20:01,140 that you may also care about this person. 555 00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:02,975 Hey, that's terrific. 556 00:20:03,017 --> 00:20:05,395 It's Rebel-- Rebel Alley, 557 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:09,148 and she thinks that you're going to always be in her life. 558 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,359 I'm glad to know she thinks that. 559 00:20:11,401 --> 00:20:13,486 - Yeah. - Tell him how you feel about her. 560 00:20:13,527 --> 00:20:15,321 Yeah, I-- you know, I'm crazy about her, 561 00:20:15,363 --> 00:20:17,823 and, and I just-- I'm not going to be able to do anything 562 00:20:17,865 --> 00:20:21,453 about that until you let her go. 563 00:20:21,494 --> 00:20:23,037 - She's my little num-num. - Sure. 564 00:20:23,079 --> 00:20:24,414 - You understand what I'm saying? - Of course. 565 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,332 I-I've changed her, I've bathed her. 566 00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:28,584 Well, now you want to bathe her. 567 00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,878 Yeah, it's, it's my time to bathe her. 568 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,255 She should be your num-num. 569 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:35,049 She should be my num-num, and you've got 570 00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:38,219 to just let her go, I think, once and for all. 571 00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,096 You know, a father doesn't really like to hear that 572 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,597 when it comes to his daughter. 573 00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:43,682 I haven't had a chance to talk to her father. 574 00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:45,351 Yeah, I have, I have not yet had a chance 575 00:20:45,393 --> 00:20:46,894 to talk to her father, but... 576 00:20:46,936 --> 00:20:49,772 No, no, I was, I was saying that. 577 00:20:49,814 --> 00:20:52,942 Because you are talking to her father. 578 00:21:06,289 --> 00:21:09,708 Did you not know that I'm Rebel's dad? 579 00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,753 I knew that part. 580 00:21:16,257 --> 00:21:18,343 But I, I also-- 581 00:21:18,384 --> 00:21:22,805 I thought that, that, that, that you might also be... 582 00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:24,974 her... 583 00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:29,354 Her lover? 584 00:21:29,395 --> 00:21:31,189 - No. - Well, 585 00:21:31,230 --> 00:21:33,607 this is hardly an episode of Happy Days. 586 00:21:33,649 --> 00:21:34,900 I get it. 587 00:21:34,942 --> 00:21:36,819 I was arrested as a sex offender, 588 00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:38,821 but at least I knew it was my daughter 589 00:21:38,863 --> 00:21:41,407 - I was arrested for coming on to. - (chuckles nervously) 590 00:21:41,449 --> 00:21:43,617 Now, about my project, it's a family piece. 591 00:21:43,659 --> 00:21:45,537 Does this mean our project is dead? 592 00:21:45,578 --> 00:21:49,290 Listen, I never let personal matters interfere with business. 593 00:21:49,332 --> 00:21:52,293 However, you should know she's dating someone else, and 594 00:21:52,335 --> 00:21:53,794 I'll do everything in my power to make sure 595 00:21:53,836 --> 00:21:55,338 she never dates you again. 596 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,423 Incredibly fair of you. 597 00:21:57,465 --> 00:22:00,134 Well, that was a merry mix-up, eh? (chuckles) 598 00:22:00,176 --> 00:22:02,094 Now, about my project-- 599 00:22:02,136 --> 00:22:04,347 it's based on something that you produced in '92-- 600 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,224 The Fantastic Four. 601 00:22:06,265 --> 00:22:08,518 - Well, that was a favor that I did for Fox. - Well, it turns out 602 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,397 that one of the leads, DeBrie, played Sue Storm. 603 00:22:12,438 --> 00:22:14,148 In fact, she is the leading lady 604 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:18,403 in my production of Fantastic Four: The Musical, 605 00:22:18,444 --> 00:22:21,155 which, with a wave of your little pink hand, 606 00:22:21,197 --> 00:22:22,698 you could make happen, 607 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,242 and then I'd owe you one. 608 00:22:24,283 --> 00:22:27,245 Well, uh, thanks, but, uh, I couldn't do that. 609 00:22:27,286 --> 00:22:29,539 It, it would just be so incredibly meaningful 610 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:31,665 an-an-and change so many lives. 611 00:22:31,707 --> 00:22:33,876 I can't do it, but... 612 00:22:34,752 --> 00:22:36,921 ...I also don't want to. 613 00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:39,715 (laughing) 614 00:22:43,302 --> 00:22:44,720 You are ruining my life, Ron Howard! 615 00:22:44,762 --> 00:22:45,888 No, no, no, no, no, no. 616 00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:48,010 - No, no, no, no... - You're ruining... -Aah, Louisa! 617 00:22:50,518 --> 00:22:53,312 I'm gonna start wearing a hat when I get my hair cut, too. 618 00:22:53,354 --> 00:22:54,855 What is wrong with you? 619 00:22:54,897 --> 00:22:58,443 You knew that Ron Howard was Rebel Alley's father? 620 00:22:58,484 --> 00:23:00,278 Yes, everyone does. 621 00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:02,280 I didn't realize that's who you thought the other man was, 622 00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:04,532 but the good news is, at least one of our projects 623 00:23:04,574 --> 00:23:07,993 is still going, which, by the way, I haven't signed this yet. 624 00:23:08,035 --> 00:23:09,203 Should I? 625 00:23:09,245 --> 00:23:12,624 Yes, absolutely, thank you. 626 00:23:12,665 --> 00:23:15,751 Okay, my movie rights. 627 00:23:15,793 --> 00:23:19,880 Tobias Onyango Funke. 628 00:23:19,922 --> 00:23:21,299 Initial down here. 629 00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:23,175 This is exciting. 630 00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:25,428 Thank you. 631 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:26,554 You're out of the movie. 632 00:23:26,596 --> 00:23:29,515 (elevator bell dings) 633 00:23:29,557 --> 00:23:31,350 NARRATOR: Tobias was defeated. 634 00:23:31,392 --> 00:23:33,102 And the most important thing is, we must never be distracted... 635 00:23:33,144 --> 00:23:35,480 Without the play, he'd lose DeBrie from his life, 636 00:23:35,521 --> 00:23:39,525 but he'd made his bed and had no choice but to lie in it. 637 00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:42,487 He's back. 638 00:23:42,528 --> 00:23:44,196 I got the rights. 639 00:23:44,238 --> 00:23:45,448 We're going to make a musical. 640 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:46,824 NARRATOR: Or just lie. 641 00:23:46,865 --> 00:23:48,033 - Yay. - Yay. 642 00:23:48,075 --> 00:23:49,785 (both chuckling nervously) 643 00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:54,332 - Yay. - Yay. 644 00:23:54,373 --> 00:23:56,250 - Yay. - Yay. 645 00:23:56,292 --> 00:23:58,586 - Yay. - Yay. 646 00:23:58,628 --> 00:24:00,004 (both chuckling nervously) 647 00:24:00,045 --> 00:24:02,840 ♪ I don't want to be invisible... ♪ 648 00:24:02,881 --> 00:24:05,635 And so the group went into their final rehearsal process, 649 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:08,095 and although DeBrie still had butterflies-- and worms... 650 00:24:08,137 --> 00:24:11,098 - ♪ Miserable, invisible ♪ - ♪Miserable, invisible...♪ 651 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,808 ...the play did have a new backer 652 00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:14,101 - who had a few notes. - ♪Invisible.♪ 653 00:24:14,143 --> 00:24:15,853 - Yes. - Is anyone going to tell her 654 00:24:15,894 --> 00:24:17,062 she needs to lose weight? 655 00:24:17,104 --> 00:24:18,731 Because I'm not buying invisible, 656 00:24:18,772 --> 00:24:20,692 and you don't want to be out there 657 00:24:20,733 --> 00:24:22,694 on a raft that's listing. 658 00:24:22,735 --> 00:24:24,696 - ♪ I can reach you ♪ - ♪ No one can reach me... ♪ 659 00:24:24,737 --> 00:24:25,988 NARRATOR: Yes, Lucille had found someone to mother. 660 00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:28,491 No one can reach me. 661 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:30,409 No one can reach me? 662 00:24:30,451 --> 00:24:31,869 Is that how she's going to say that line? 663 00:24:31,910 --> 00:24:33,663 No one can reach me? 664 00:24:33,705 --> 00:24:36,541 NARRATOR: But all the pressure was compelling DeBrie 665 00:24:36,582 --> 00:24:37,750 to think about a slip. 666 00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:39,544 ♪ Fantastic Four. ♪ 667 00:24:39,585 --> 00:24:43,214 Maybe they should retitle this Fantastic Three and Lousy One. 668 00:24:43,255 --> 00:24:44,173 (laughs) 669 00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:45,550 Oh, that's my bad... 670 00:24:45,591 --> 00:24:46,634 - (group gasps) - TOBIAS: Oh, DeBrie. 671 00:24:46,676 --> 00:24:49,470 Or ankle or knee. 672 00:24:49,512 --> 00:24:51,389 I think I need some drugs. 673 00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:54,433 No, it's okay, that's okay, no drugs are necessary. 674 00:24:54,475 --> 00:24:57,144 We all want drugs, but that's a no-no, yes? 675 00:24:57,186 --> 00:25:00,356 NARRATOR: And soon it was the night of their big show, 676 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:02,107 and Tobias and his ragtag troupe 677 00:25:02,149 --> 00:25:03,693 of substance abusers showed up 678 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:06,278 for their big moment on stage. 679 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,198 In case you didn't know, the stage adds seven pounds. 680 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,576 Two words: diet pills. 681 00:25:11,617 --> 00:25:13,202 (whispering): Do you have any? 682 00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:14,537 Lucille, please. 683 00:25:14,579 --> 00:25:16,163 Okay, Fan Four, company meeting. 684 00:25:16,205 --> 00:25:17,998 Now, I know everybody has made a commitment 685 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,334 to stay in the program for at least 30 more days, 686 00:25:20,376 --> 00:25:22,211 but I think we can all afford one night 687 00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:24,004 of intense pressure, yes? 688 00:25:24,046 --> 00:25:25,757 We're all hoofers-- we can take the pressure, huh? 689 00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:28,760 Argyle, not helping, okay? 690 00:25:28,801 --> 00:25:30,720 (clanging) 691 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,096 Does anybody have any questions? 692 00:25:32,137 --> 00:25:34,932 Yeah, I got a question-- you're sure the Hispanic community 693 00:25:34,973 --> 00:25:36,434 is okay with all of this? 694 00:25:36,475 --> 00:25:39,061 Hmm, I'm sure they think of this as an homage. 695 00:25:39,103 --> 00:25:41,980 Yes. Okay, well, I'm going to go put on my rock monster outfit 696 00:25:42,022 --> 00:25:43,524 and pass out some fliers. 697 00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:45,025 You can take any boat to the float. 698 00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,652 Oh, Tobias. 699 00:25:46,694 --> 00:25:47,861 I don't think I can do this. 700 00:25:47,903 --> 00:25:50,698 You can do anything I want you to do. 701 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:52,908 And-and you want to do as well. 702 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:54,702 We need this. 703 00:25:54,744 --> 00:25:56,704 This will make all our old dreams come true. 704 00:25:56,746 --> 00:25:58,831 But maybe they're old for a reason. 705 00:25:58,872 --> 00:26:01,793 Oh, you're focusing on the wrong words. 706 00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:03,628 If we can get through tonight, DeBrie, 707 00:26:03,669 --> 00:26:05,087 we can get through anything. 708 00:26:05,129 --> 00:26:06,422 Don't worry about it. 709 00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:08,257 The audience will be completely drunk, 710 00:26:08,299 --> 00:26:10,175 and if we're not perfect, they'll take it out on us, 711 00:26:10,217 --> 00:26:12,511 but... that's why you're going to be perfect. 712 00:26:12,553 --> 00:26:14,054 You have to be perfect. 713 00:26:14,096 --> 00:26:15,598 - (laughs): Okay. - (shudders): Okay. 714 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,433 - All right. - But Tobias was about 715 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:20,394 to discover a situation that was less than perfect. 716 00:26:20,436 --> 00:26:22,814 - What?! Oh, no. - CHILD: Fantastic Four! 717 00:26:22,855 --> 00:26:24,857 Who would bring kids here? This is no place for... 718 00:26:24,898 --> 00:26:26,900 I'm a registered sex offender. 719 00:26:26,942 --> 00:26:28,110 All right. 720 00:26:28,152 --> 00:26:29,361 I'm a registered... 721 00:26:29,403 --> 00:26:30,603 I'm a registered sex offender. 722 00:26:30,613 --> 00:26:32,323 I'm a registered sex offender. 723 00:26:32,364 --> 00:26:34,700 Tobias knew that wearing the Thing outfit 724 00:26:34,742 --> 00:26:36,994 would only make him more recognizable, 725 00:26:37,035 --> 00:26:39,371 - so he was at a loss. - Fantastic Four! 726 00:26:39,413 --> 00:26:42,166 - DeBrie was also at a loss. - Okay, okay. 727 00:26:42,207 --> 00:26:43,959 Feeling frightened and fragile, 728 00:26:44,001 --> 00:26:47,296 she tried to keep it together in a very slippery place. 729 00:26:47,338 --> 00:26:49,173 And she probably would have made it, 730 00:26:49,214 --> 00:26:52,343 if the calming waves she was looking at 731 00:26:52,384 --> 00:26:54,303 weren't down current from where Dr. Norman 732 00:26:54,345 --> 00:26:56,385 was flushing away the remains of his medical career. 733 00:26:56,388 --> 00:27:00,392 And so DeBrie, who had been in the safe harbor 734 00:27:00,434 --> 00:27:02,269 of a drug-free zone, found herself 735 00:27:02,311 --> 00:27:05,230 in the free drug zone of an unsafe harbor. 736 00:27:05,272 --> 00:27:09,067 And that's when fate dealt Tobias a new hand. 737 00:27:09,109 --> 00:27:10,862 Buster. Oh, thank God. I need your help. 738 00:27:10,903 --> 00:27:12,404 I've got a show to do in ten minutes and I haven't got 739 00:27:12,446 --> 00:27:15,157 a thing to wear... this Thing suit. 740 00:27:15,199 --> 00:27:16,909 And that's how Buster was drafted 741 00:27:16,950 --> 00:27:19,745 to be in Tobias' musical. 742 00:27:19,787 --> 00:27:21,789 You're a monster, you don't have to be good. 743 00:27:21,831 --> 00:27:24,249 - What? - It wasn't a great choice of words. 744 00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:26,878 Butch it up and sing your heart out. 745 00:27:26,919 --> 00:27:28,671 - Having recast the Thing, - DeBrie! DeBrie? 746 00:27:28,713 --> 00:27:30,506 Tobias returned to check on his leading lady. 747 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:32,424 (laughs): No, I'm looking for a woman named DeBrie. 748 00:27:32,466 --> 00:27:34,844 DeBrie! 749 00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:36,094 Fantastic Four! 750 00:27:36,136 --> 00:27:37,555 Have you been drinking? 751 00:27:37,596 --> 00:27:41,266 No... it's pills. 752 00:27:41,308 --> 00:27:43,561 How could you do this to me? 753 00:27:43,602 --> 00:27:46,980 Or did I do this to you? 754 00:27:47,022 --> 00:27:48,399 You to me. 755 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,151 I should have left you happy and healthy and sober 756 00:27:51,193 --> 00:27:53,946 in that rehab instead of trying to rekindle the career 757 00:27:53,987 --> 00:27:55,948 that brought you there in the first place. 758 00:27:55,989 --> 00:27:58,158 LUCILLE 2: Is she drunk? 759 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,618 TOBIAS: Uh, no. 760 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:02,454 - It's pills. - Eh. 761 00:28:02,496 --> 00:28:03,956 Can I talk to you for a second? 762 00:28:03,997 --> 00:28:06,542 Yes. Uh, yes. Yes. 763 00:28:06,584 --> 00:28:08,502 LUCILLE 2: That is unacceptable. 764 00:28:08,544 --> 00:28:11,672 Patients doing pills on a literal pile of garbage, 765 00:28:11,714 --> 00:28:13,549 that's not what we're about at Austerity. 766 00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:15,885 Where's Argyle? It's his... 767 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:17,636 I can't let you blame Argyle for this. 768 00:28:17,678 --> 00:28:19,889 It would destroy his confidence and he's a little shaky 769 00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:22,224 on the lyrics as it is. 770 00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:23,893 He's not very good. 771 00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:25,227 Fine, then I blame you. 772 00:28:25,269 --> 00:28:26,938 Someone has to pay for this. 773 00:28:26,979 --> 00:28:29,481 You're putting Austerity in jeopardy. 774 00:28:29,523 --> 00:28:30,733 You're out! 775 00:28:30,775 --> 00:28:33,151 No, don't fire me. I'm on a work-release program. 776 00:28:33,193 --> 00:28:34,445 If you fire me, then I have to go back to prison. 777 00:28:34,486 --> 00:28:35,738 I can't go to prison. 778 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,198 And you're investing in this show. 779 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,867 What if we get killer notices? 780 00:28:39,909 --> 00:28:41,660 We'll talk about it on Monday. 781 00:28:41,702 --> 00:28:43,245 Now, get rid of her 782 00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:45,998 before someone sees her with their camera phone. 783 00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:48,000 You know they have those nowadays. 784 00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:54,298 So I've got until Monday to fix this. 785 00:28:54,339 --> 00:28:57,426 (breathy laugh) 786 00:28:57,468 --> 00:29:01,138 (laughing) 787 00:29:02,681 --> 00:29:07,603 That red-haired lady can't throw her wad at that guy. 788 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:09,313 Oh, DeBrie. 789 00:29:09,354 --> 00:29:10,898 But on the other side of the Dumpster, 790 00:29:10,940 --> 00:29:13,567 things hadn't been so laughable. 791 00:29:13,609 --> 00:29:15,694 Hi, honey. Are you in the play? 792 00:29:15,736 --> 00:29:17,195 - Yeah. - What is the play, honey? 793 00:29:17,237 --> 00:29:18,948 Fantastic Three 794 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,574 and Lousy One, 795 00:29:20,616 --> 00:29:21,617 so Four. 796 00:29:21,659 --> 00:29:22,785 - Four? - Yeah. 797 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:23,869 And who do you play? 798 00:29:23,911 --> 00:29:25,120 Sue Storm. 799 00:29:25,162 --> 00:29:26,914 Okay, Sue Storm and the Fantastic Four 800 00:29:26,956 --> 00:29:29,792 are both trademarked by the Marvel Entertainment LLC. 801 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,585 This is a cease and desist letter. 802 00:29:31,627 --> 00:29:34,421 If you violate it, you will go to prison for a long, long time. 803 00:29:34,463 --> 00:29:37,174 And you certainly can't wear a four in a logo. 804 00:29:37,215 --> 00:29:38,592 In fact, it wasn't even Marvel 805 00:29:38,634 --> 00:29:40,511 that owned the four in a circle. 806 00:29:40,552 --> 00:29:42,763 It was trademarked by the Four Feinbergs. 807 00:29:42,805 --> 00:29:45,140 Hey, can anyone just throw one of these little Mexico 808 00:29:45,182 --> 00:29:47,225 - guitars off the dock? - I don't want to go to prison. 809 00:29:47,267 --> 00:29:49,436 I'm going to do it. 810 00:29:52,189 --> 00:29:54,859 Well, Lucille 2 has threatened me with prison, 811 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:57,319 but it's going to take more than one prison threat... 812 00:29:57,361 --> 00:29:59,822 Oh, you got one, too. 813 00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:01,465 Well, universe, you seem to be putting up 814 00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:03,367 all sorts of walls between me and my dreams. 815 00:30:03,408 --> 00:30:04,910 Today. 816 00:30:04,952 --> 00:30:07,746 Well, if we have any chance of beating this, 817 00:30:07,788 --> 00:30:10,041 it's by putting on the best show possible. 818 00:30:10,082 --> 00:30:12,250 A real wowzer. 819 00:30:12,292 --> 00:30:14,545 I just need to find a Sue Storm. 820 00:30:14,586 --> 00:30:17,756 (sighs): I guess I'll need this. 821 00:30:17,798 --> 00:30:20,509 Before I go any further with this, 822 00:30:20,551 --> 00:30:22,928 there's no way a hot cup of coffee and a 823 00:30:22,970 --> 00:30:25,263 glass of "the show must go on" spirit 824 00:30:25,305 --> 00:30:27,975 will encourage you in any way, will it? 825 00:30:28,017 --> 00:30:29,977 Let me die. 826 00:30:30,019 --> 00:30:32,270 (Tobias sighs) 827 00:30:32,312 --> 00:30:36,274 No, you're not in any shape to go out and perform tonight. 828 00:30:36,316 --> 00:30:39,486 Tobias knew he couldn't leave DeBrie in the trash 829 00:30:39,528 --> 00:30:41,196 in a highly trafficked area, 830 00:30:41,238 --> 00:30:43,866 but also knew he had a show to put on. 831 00:30:43,908 --> 00:30:47,578 And so he went off to search for any Sue Storm in the port. 832 00:30:47,619 --> 00:30:51,123 And when the search proved unsuccessful, 833 00:30:51,164 --> 00:30:54,209 he ended up finding one inside himself. 834 00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:57,212 Time to channel my inner Storm. 835 00:30:57,254 --> 00:30:59,673 And because he didn't have the costume, 836 00:30:59,715 --> 00:31:01,633 he created one out of some makeup 837 00:31:01,675 --> 00:31:04,386 he'd always had in case he got a call. 838 00:31:04,428 --> 00:31:07,222 And perhaps it was his muscle memory that led to this. 839 00:31:07,264 --> 00:31:11,602 Tobias, what are you doing? 840 00:31:11,643 --> 00:31:14,021 Oh. Pardon the mess. 841 00:31:14,063 --> 00:31:17,816 I just blue myself for the first time in five years. 842 00:31:17,858 --> 00:31:20,569 (falsetto): Excuse me. Make way for Sue Storm. 843 00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:23,321 And now the almost invisible Invisible Girl, 844 00:31:23,363 --> 00:31:26,450 got on the boat to head to the floating stage. 845 00:31:26,491 --> 00:31:28,911 Unfortunately, and not for the first time, 846 00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:32,039 Tobias got on the wrong boat. 847 00:31:32,081 --> 00:31:35,084 Except this one was piloted by a man 848 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:38,087 who not only expected a woman in disguise, 849 00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:41,590 but also had a real bad case of face blindness. 850 00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:44,843 And as it turned out, the woman he was expecting 851 00:31:44,885 --> 00:31:46,720 had just given a rousing speech 852 00:31:46,762 --> 00:31:50,182 and joined the Love campaign as they took the message 853 00:31:50,223 --> 00:31:54,311 that Marky had vowed to torpedo to the sea. 854 00:31:54,352 --> 00:31:56,939 TOBIAS: I think this is going to make quite a splash. 855 00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:58,315 (Marky laughing) 856 00:31:58,356 --> 00:32:01,276 Oh, I know it is. 857 00:32:07,532 --> 00:32:09,660 - ♪ I can reach you... ♪ - After weeks of rehearsal 858 00:32:09,701 --> 00:32:12,079 it becomes clear that the unauthorized 859 00:32:12,121 --> 00:32:13,538 - Fantastic Four musical... - ♪ Fantastic Four ♪ 860 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:15,833 ♪ Don't want to be ♪ 861 00:32:15,874 --> 00:32:17,459 ♪ Invisible, invisible... ♪ 862 00:32:17,501 --> 00:32:19,261 ...does not look like it's going to Broadway. 863 00:32:19,294 --> 00:32:21,379 ♪ Invisible... ♪ 864 00:32:21,421 --> 00:32:23,340 But since they worked so hard, 865 00:32:23,381 --> 00:32:25,592 we're going to run credits over it. 866 00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:27,719 ♪ I'm going to stomp all over your face ♪ 867 00:32:27,761 --> 00:32:31,640 ♪ Even if my heart won't snap back into place ♪ 868 00:32:31,682 --> 00:32:35,393 ♪ Invisible, invisible ♪ 869 00:32:35,435 --> 00:32:37,146 ♪ Invisible, invisible ♪ 870 00:32:37,188 --> 00:32:38,856 ♪ Invisible ♪ 871 00:32:38,897 --> 00:32:40,732 - ♪ Fantastic Two ♪ - ♪Fantastic Two♪ 872 00:32:40,774 --> 00:32:42,734 - ♪ Fantastic Three ♪ - ♪Fantastic Three♪ 873 00:32:42,776 --> 00:32:45,487 ♪ Fantastic Four... ♪ 874 00:32:45,529 --> 00:32:48,323 ♪ It's not who we were... ♪ 875 00:32:48,365 --> 00:32:50,909 EMMETT: The only thing that can destroy me... water. 876 00:32:50,951 --> 00:32:52,327 ARGYLE: Nice ad-lib. 877 00:32:52,369 --> 00:32:55,201 Not an ad-lib-- I can't swim. 878 00:32:57,356 --> 00:33:00,456 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com