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[Ron Howard] Now the story
of a wealthy family
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who lost everything,
and the one son who had no choice
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but to keep them all together.
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It's...
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Michael Bluth had just reunited
with his family.
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Now that the original Michael's back,
I suppose we don't need two hands-on-our-hips,
pipe-up-our-rectum scolds.
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So you can go.
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Back to playing Tobias. Yes.
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Exactly, because I am still
a valued family member.
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At least until both signatures are
on the divorce papers, which were
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so cruelly served to me
from the back seat of my car
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by someone who thought
I was a Lyft driver.
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Could have been the pink mustache.
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Oh, how funny.
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Lucille thought it looked pink, too.
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[G.O.B.]
That's because everybody's thinking
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about Tony Wonder's beard.
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-It was pink, right?
-[Tobias] I dyed it
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what I assumed was the color
of Michael's skin.
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Although now that you're back,
I do wish I had used
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a less permanent dye.
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I only remember the thing about Tony
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because of the "W,"
and his beard was a "W,"
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which I thought, you know,
for Wonder, was funny.
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You know, it tickled me.
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-His beard tickled me.
-Yeah.
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[stammers] And is that part of what
you look so confused about?
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It is on the list.
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I want to go back
to why you're all in here, though.
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Oh, we're shooting footage for Lindsay.
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Campaign footage.
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-You're running for office now?
-[chuckles]
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As a matter of fact, I am.
I want to be part of the problem.
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[Ron] Although, weeks earlier,
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Lindsay wasn't eager
to rejoin the family herself.
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So, how's Mom? Is she mad at me?
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Mad at you?
Why would she be mad at you?
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You didn't hear?
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There may be some
compromising pictures of me
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with the candidate Herbert Love.
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[scoffs] If she saw those,
she'd never let me hear the end of it.
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Oh, listen,
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you're intelligent
and you're wonderful and ethical
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and you're great. I mean, don't worry.
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She's jealous.
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[Ron] Lindsay had never heard
her father talk this way.
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-Jealous of me?
-Mm.
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It's probably just because I'm younger.
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A puta.
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You know, yes, she did mention that.
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Maybe it's time to just, uh,
change your ways.
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Start fresh.
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[Ron] And perhaps Lindsay would have
gotten a little healthier...
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[phone ringing]
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...had the cell reception
been a little worse.
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It's Mom.
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[Lindsay] Mom. Hi.
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[Lucille] I need you to run for office.
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I told Herbert Love's campaign
that you'd be taking over.
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What? No. Mom, I can't do that.
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It would mean going up against Lucille 2,
and Sally Sitwell is running her campaign.
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Lucille 2 is not going to be a problem.
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And Sally hasn't been seen since Cinco.
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[Ron] It was true.
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Sally had stolen a lot of money.
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If G.O.B. finds out you're straight,
he'll use it to ruin you.
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I'll lose the hundred grand
I stole from Lucille Austero
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to rebrand you as the gay magician.
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[Ron] But when Sally found out
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Lucille Austero's political opponent
had been knocked out...
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she chose to get out of town
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before people started asking questions.
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-She packed light.
-I'm wondering if someone could help me.
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-[Tony] Somebody say "Wonder"?
-[Sally] Not wonder.
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-No one's wondering!
-[Ron] Just Tony.
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[Lucille] So, you're unopposed...
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and I need you. [sighs] [Ron] It was the first time
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Lindsay's mother had ever told her
she needed her.
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You said it.
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-[line disconnects]
-I said it!
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[Ron] Well, she read it.
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George Sr.
and G.O.B. had also been in Mexico
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and were growing tired
of their fruitless peacocking.
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I hate everything about my life,
including you.
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Well, that's not the horniest thing
I've heard.
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Daddy not horny.
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Yeah, I guess these shirts
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kind of pumped up the pressure on that.
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[laughs] I don't know
what's wrong with me.
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I feel like one of these bulls
on my breasts.
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[chuckles]
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His whole life,
he's bred to be the strongest
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and the toughest
and he's got to have the biggest balls.
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Why?
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So when you're in your prime,
they can drug you
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and throw you out
in front of a crowd of people
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who just want to see you die
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so some guy
in crushed velvet pants can come out
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and just stick a sword in you.
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You're a bull who wants
to stick it in everybody,
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and everybody ends up sticking it in you.
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[Ron] And G.O.B. started opening up, too.
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I tried to buy those velvet pants.
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But I chickened out
and got these shirts instead.
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I have a friend, this guy Tony...
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not a friend.
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He's nice.
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He had a face like mine...
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but same.
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♪ I started a joke ♪
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Hello, darkness.
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-♪ Which started the whole world crying ♪
-Sorry, I'm taken.
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What's that from?
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-[Ron] G.O.B.'s transformation...
-[phone ringing]
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-...would also be interrupted.
-It's your mother.
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We're going back to work.
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You're going to be the new face
of the company.
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[chuckles] That was Mom.
She wants me back.
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My God. Must be nice to be wanted,
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even if it's just your mom.
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Oh, cry me a blizzard, snowflake.
I gotta run.
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You got this, right? [laughs]
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Look who's horny now.
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[Ron] G.O.B. wasn't the only family member
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on the verge of growing in Mexico.
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As you can see,
the reward is simply in the giving.
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Most people, they cannot resist
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taking advantage of the truly vulnerable.
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[Ron] When she, too, received a call.
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-[phone rings]
-Oh.
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-[Maeby] Mom?
-No, it's Lindsay.
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Uh, uh... [raspberries]
Mom. Yes. To you.
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Of course I'm Mom.
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I'm running for Congress,
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and I don't have a campaign manager
and I need you. [sighs]
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[Ron] Maeby had never heard
her mother this vulnerable.
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-Yeah. Sounds great. I'm in.
-[sighs]
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Hey. It is hard to resist.
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Taking advantage of the vulnerable.
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-[Maeby] And I'm her campaign manager.
-Is that Maeby?
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Oh, my gosh. I didn't even recognize you.
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It's a teenager thing.
I could never pull that off.
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They want to look old, we want to look...
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You don't look very young. [laughs]
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[all laughing]
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Oh, the laughter.
That's why we're gonna get the award.
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No one's taking it away from us!
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Let them try.
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The award?
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Oh, look at him, like he doesn't know.
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-We're going to win Family of the Year.
-Family of the Month.
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Year?! Are you for... [yells]
Mother [bleeps] Family
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-of the Mother [bleeps] Year!
-Of the year.
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We just found out!
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-Wow.
-We're getting the Golden Anchor Award.
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Guess they think
our family's been an anchor
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of the O.C. community.
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Huh. Who is giving you this award?
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Check it, Mike.
My anchor is giving us the award.
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See, she used to be
an Orange County weather girl,
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which is just tits, teeth and ass, right?
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Now she's the host of O.C. Can You Say,
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which is tits, teeth, public affairs, ass,
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some light interviews.
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I mean, it's so much more responsibility!
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He's making it sound more important
than it really is.
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Is he?
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She was married to that news anchor
who said such horrible things
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about me when I was trying
to save Buster with that boat.
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-John Beard.
-[G.O.B.] Yeah.
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She's my Beard now.
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[Michael] What I meant was,
what organization
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-is giving you the award?
-[Lucille] Well,
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technically,
it's from the Bluth-Austero Company.
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Oh, I see.
So you're giving it to yourself.
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Well, it's mostly from the Austero side.
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[Lindsay] Perfect timing for my campaign.
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[George Sr.] Our Lindsay.
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I've never been less ashamed of her.
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-[gasps] Did I say what I think I said?
-[George Sr.] Yes, you did. [laughs]
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[laughing]
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Hey, man, look who's joining in!
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Where is Lucille Austero?
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[dramatic music playing]
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No one knows.
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Oh.
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She flew the coop.
In the middle of running for Congress.
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I mean, no one remembers seeing her
since Cinco de Cuatro.
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And we didn't want the crew in our house.
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No, and it was okay with Lucille 2.
She gave us the key.
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It was during the 1992
African-American riots,
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and they had every right.
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-Every right.
-[Lindsay] Every right.
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Mm.
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I find all of this...
it's just very hard to believe.
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[G.O.B.] Tell you
what is hard beyond belief.
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My God, I wish you could get
a feel on these two things
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that Joni's got going over here.
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[laughs] They're like two geodes!
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-Hmm.
-[Joni] You can feel them.
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I can't. My go-to joke
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is that these are the best two things
John Beard's money can buy.
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-[chuckles]
-That's a go-to.
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[Lucille] Now you're back.
You'll bring George Michael.
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We'll show the world
what a great family we are.
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Oh, that's good.
Family is so important to me.
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-Sometimes my own family.
-[Ron] Actually,
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Michael hadn't spoken
to his son in months
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and didn't even know he had been
in Mexico.
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Can we get four pretzels, two Cokes,
and two Mexican Cokes?
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My friend, you're in México.
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We have Coke and American Coke.
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I didn't wish to offend.
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I'm sorry. I'm probably grumpy
because I was out
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late last night, raping and murdering.
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Not cool. I wouldn't joke about that.
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I rape and murder, and I joke.
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[Ron] And feeling unwelcome in this land
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that was still pretty welcoming,
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George Michael returned home,
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but wasn't quite ready
to deal with real life.
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And seeing his father had left town,
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and perhaps not ready to return
to the responsibilities he'd left,
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he decided to ease back in,
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returning to his childhood home.
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Hello? Here to clean the windows!
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[Ron] And upon finding it empty,
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he soon began what can
only be described as...
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[man] Total regression!
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[rock music playing]
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Dangerous Cousins!
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Oh, my God, Quicken.
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God, it's so much smaller
than I remember.
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[Ron] Perhaps it was a yearning
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to go back to a simpler,
less complicated time.
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But there was no denying he was older
and more mature.
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Not to mention, looking for love.
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[no audible dialogue]
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[splashing]
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[Ron] But aside from a few setbacks,
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George Michael was enjoying
a break from responsibility.
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[George Michael] For scenario two,
you just found out
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that your Darth Vader figure
is dating your girlfriend,
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and you find out he knew she was your...
Whatever. Who gives a shit?
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As usual, guys,
just apply your own scenarios to these.
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[Ron] Soon he, too, was teaching a course
in a program of his own creation.
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[George Michael] Go left.
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[Ron] He even inspired a certain move
that would eventually appear
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two years later
in a Han Solo origin picture.
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But the desire to return to a simpler time
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might explain why his heart raced
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when Maeby texted him a message.
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-[sizzles]
-Shit.
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♪ Honey to the bear, baby ♪
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[Ron] George Michael gave more thought
to a response
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than perhaps was necessary...
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♪ Yes, I do ♪
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♪ Yes, I do ♪
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...and wasn't quite proud
of his final selection.
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♪ Like honey to the bear, baby ♪
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There. That way...
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She can figure it out.
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[Ron] And he headed off to the penthouse,
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lost in an adolescent fantasy...
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-Hi... don't like it.
-...that he was soon shaken out of.
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What? My hair?
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No, no, I like it. I just, uh,
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don't like that I'm just seeing it now.
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I guess I was picturing you at 16.
[chuckles]
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But I-I don't know why I... do that.
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-But why did you do that?
-Well, truthfully...
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No, I'll just tell you the truth:
it's a wig.
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Now that I'm working
for my mom's campaign,
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I thought a gray-haired daughter
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would add some years to her,
but, turns out, nope.
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She thinks it's a cool new thing
and it makes her look hip.
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Everything I've given her
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to do or say has only made her
go up in the polls.
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It's like the more offensive it is,
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-the more people get behind her.
-[Ron] It was true.
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Remember, just stick to the words. Okay?
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[Ron] She had her mother mock a reporter
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-who had a speech problem...
-This so-called reporter
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from the Wee Guardian says I was right.
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Now, suddenly, she's...
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[in English accent]
"Perhaps I've recalled incorrectly.
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-I'm positively knackered."
-[cheering, laughing]
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The candidate made no fans in Wee Britain,
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but on the other side of the Anaheim pond,
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the comment only made her more popular.
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[Ron] ...and release a hot mic tape.
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...after the damning
hot mic piece surfaced.
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[Ron] Although, remember,
this was in 2015,
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and many of the offensive comments
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almost seem quaint by today's standards.
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-Did you get that?
-Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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While shocking,
the video seems to have only given her
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a big rise in the polls.
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It certainly had that effect on me. -[man] Not necessary!
-[anchor] Don't sack me.
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[Maeby] She keeps polling higher.
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What am I doing right?
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Well, it probably doesn't help that,
except for you, she's running unopposed.
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Yeah. That's why I came up with
the idea for us to kiss.
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So the kissing is part of a plan?
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Yeah. I thought we could do it
when the whole family
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is on camera getting
the Family of the Year Award.
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Family of the Year Award?
Who'd give us that?
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-We're giving it to ourselves.
-Right.
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Still doesn't seem like
we'd get the votes.
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So when my mom's giving the speech,
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we'll be in the background,
and we're just going at it.
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[laughs] And I'm like,
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"Why have I never thought of that before?"
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Kind of feels like you have.
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To me, it seems like what you really want
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is for your mother
to see you for who you are.
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Why don't you write a speech
for her to say about you,
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about how lovely and smart you are,
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how you've blossomed as a young woman
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into this incredibly beautiful
and special person
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that anyone would be lucky
to get to share their life with.
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I think I see
where you're going with this.
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An incredibly attractive,
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incredibly rare and precious gem.
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And then, I open my mouth,
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and I have these rotted out meth teeth.
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And I'm like,
"Then why do I gotta [bleeps] my cousin
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for some meth money, Mom?"
You know, or something like that.
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-I feel like we're circling it.
-Yeah.
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I don't know, maybe that's just a shade
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unnecessarily cruel.
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Well,
at least I didn't punch her in the face.
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00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,650
Ah, I still feel so weird.
I haven't even seen my dad since that day.
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00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:06,570
Yeah. He seems fine.
336
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,650
-Oh, you've seen him?
-Yeah. He's across the hall.
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-Wait, who is?
-Everyone.
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-Your dad, my mom, the whole family.
-My dad's across the hall?
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[Ron] Where Michael's father currently had
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his own son in a panic.
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-No, I'm fine.
-Yeah?
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I'm fine. It's just, uh,
I like, you know...
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I just like the feeling of, uh...
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[exhales] ...feeling something.
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It's just nice to have
some control over one's life.
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But your mother is a wonderful person!
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I've screamed the same thing many times I was worried she was in earshot.
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You sure you two are okay?
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I mean, the last I heard,
you two were getting a divorce,
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and now it seems like everything's just...
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-Forgotten?
-[Michael] Yeah.
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[Lucille] You know our family motto.
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We forget, but we never forgive.
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I remember the framed needlepoint.
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You'll see. In life,
you don't want to carry that much hate.
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[Michael] Although, by not forgiving,
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you're throwing everything out
and just keeping the hate.
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Well, how do you think
she keeps that figure?
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00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,500
No. Okay, I'm going for a feeling.
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00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:04,830
-Let's get inside.
-I'm fine.
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00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,460
-That's enough air.
-I'm fine. Hey!
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What's that trophy gonna look like, huh?
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00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,920
Oh! Everyone gets a trophy, huh, Pop?
364
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,840
-Well...
-When I was a kid,
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00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,890
you said, "You want a trophy?
Try harder, G.O.B."
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00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,430
Huh. Well, maybe I...
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00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,310
-did something right, huh?
-But I was like,
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00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,560
"But you gave one to everybody else.
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00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,600
What happened to
everybody gets a trophy?" There was that then.
It was getting started, but...
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Meanwhile,
the guy who could've tried harder
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is now giving it to the not super young,
obviously,
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but still fairly well known
local TV host whose breasts--
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and you're gonna be surprised
to hear this coming from me--
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may be a little bit too hard. [laughs]
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00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:41,790
High class problem, huh, Mike?
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00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,750
I wish you could get a feel
next time, Mike. There is something not right with those.
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00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:48,000
Yeah, well,
I'm in town such a short time,
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-so next time.
-Well... [laughs]
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One less trophy, huh, Mom?
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There's one trophy: The Golden Anchor,
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00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,260
and Lindsay gets it.
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00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,050
Wait, what?
For Family of the Year?! No!
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We need her to be the center of this.
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00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,850
She's the one running for office.
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00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,730
What about Dad?
You're the head of the family.
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00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:06,270
You're the alpha. Or me, for that matter.
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00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,480
I am the CEO. Mom said.
388
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,110
Fine, I'll get trophies for everyone.
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00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:12,110
[scoffs] Everyone gets a trophy.
390
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,400
[chuckles] Count me out.
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00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:16,820
-Fine. Everyone but G.O.B.
-No!
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00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,530
[Maeby] You sure I didn't mention that
in the text?
393
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,990
Yeah. I read that thing down. -Hmm.
-Should I go say hi to him?
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00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,080
I haven't seen my Darth since I hit him.
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00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,000
What if he asks me about Rebel?
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00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:28,750
That's the love of his life,
that he gave up for me,
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00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,540
and I haven't even called her once.
398
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,630
Just tell him that.
399
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,090
-The truth, huh?
-Yeah.
400
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,670
Sometimes, the truth can hurt a man
401
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,550
more than the most brutally fashioned lie.
402
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,180
I should get out of here.
403
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,220
[Michael] Is anyone else noticing
404
00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:46,770
that the family isn't quite,
uh, as we remember them?
405
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:49,860
-In what way?
-That is not Buster.
406
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,230
Oh, I'm in.
407
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,190
[sighs] [imitating Michael] Uh, Buster,
408
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:58,070
oh, um, it's about time you got here,
um, to the penthouse.
409
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,700
Did the skit start?
I don't have the hook thing.
410
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,530
-[Michael] Hey, what's happening?
-Shh!
411
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,290
Can I just do this
with my hand instead, Tobias?
412
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:08,330
[in normal voice] Michael. I'm Michael.
413
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,170
Just stay in it, Murphy--
uh, Buster, stay in...
414
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,460
He did a fantastic job as Buster
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00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,760
in the campaign interviews,
so I will get him there,
416
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,800
uh, for the awards ceremony, I will.
417
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,550
[stammering] He's a young actor.
418
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,140
I don't really want to be an actor.
419
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,770
-It's not what I want to do.
-[imitating Michael] Oh, and, uh,
420
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,310
who's making you be an actor, Buster?
421
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:28,440
He's talking to you...
422
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,980
[in normal voice] Shut up, Lindsay!
[stammers] Li-- your sister.
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00:18:31,060 --> 00:18:33,480
Your sis... Lindsay-- sister.
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00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,570
[imitating Michael]
Who's making you be an actor?
425
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,240
-My father?
-What?
426
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,860
Who? Him?
427
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,570
How could you do this to our son?
428
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,700
His son. Your son. I--
[in normal voice] Okay.
429
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,280
I have to pull myself out of this part.
430
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,200
[chuckles] I'm going in and out of Michael
like a cuckoo clock bird.
431
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:50,290
Okay, so, I'm Michael,
uh, G.O.B. is G.O.B.,
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Michael is no one.
433
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,590
And opening night energy, Places and re...
434
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,460
-Peas and carrots. Red leather...
-[George Sr.] Tobias! Hey, hey!
435
00:18:57,550 --> 00:19:01,800
-We do not need a Buster, okay?
-That's right! Michael has him.
436
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,930
[imitating Michael] Indeed,
and here he comes.
437
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,390
-Has who?
-Has who?
438
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:06,560
[Lucille] Buster.
439
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,310
Y-You said you'd look after him.
440
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:11,690
-That's the first I'm hearing about it.
-We've heard about it.
441
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,820
Michael, why are you lying about
not having Buster with you?
442
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:17,530
-Oh, no, I'm not lying about anything.
-[Ron] Well, he kind of was.
443
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:20,820
As months earlier,
he had laid out a scheme
444
00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,570
to make it seem like
Buster was a missing person.
445
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:26,790
So, we gotta wait about 48 hours
before we declare you missing.
446
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:28,870
-Then they put out an APB.
-[Ron] At which point,
447
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,250
Buster was to go to the police station
and say...
448
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,830
"You were looking for me.
Here I am."
449
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,290
Let them race back into town
and save everyone for a change.
450
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,920
In fact, I keep forgetting to ask,
uh, what was it
451
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,720
that brought everyone back
together in town this time?
452
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,930
Well, Lucille 2 was missing,
453
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:46,760
and we had an obligation
to look after the company.
454
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:49,100
-So, it's not because of Buster.
-[mumbling]
455
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,980
-I see. Listen, I don't...
-Yeah. [mumbling]
456
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,190
[Ron] What Michael didn't know
was that while the police
457
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,940
had gotten ahold of Buster...
458
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,730
You think that's me?
459
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,400
...they were more concerned
460
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,820
with a different missing person.
461
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,740
I mean, that guy obviously
has a giant rubber hand,
462
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:06,070
and I have a giant melted hand
that smells like Bounce.
463
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,200
[giggles]
464
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,830
[Buster over laptop] I'm in the movie.
465
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:10,830
Okay, that's definitely me.
466
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,500
I'm just surprised to see it,
since I'm pretty sure I erased that video.
467
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,500
You sure you don't want an attorney?
468
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:20,510
No. Michael was very clear about that.
469
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:23,260
-I'm just a missing person.
-Not anymore.
470
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,340
[officer] We don't need a bad cop.
Go home.
471
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,140
-See your kid.
-Thanks, Rick.
472
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,430
That's why you're the good cop.
473
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,730
I don't know what lesson you're trying
to teach me, but you're back.
474
00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:34,690
You're probably hiding Buster.
I mean, who knows? It's just...
475
00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:36,480
Not my problem anymore,
in any event, okay?
476
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,860
I got my own son to worry about.
477
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,610
I am, uh, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
478
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,150
-Bye.
-I will not be back this time.
479
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,650
It's all about my son.
480
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,110
That was so helpful, thank you.
If you could...
481
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:48,410
-Get your stuff. Let's get out of here.
-Dad.
482
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,330
-Hey. [chuckles]
-Oh!
483
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:55,670
Hey. Hey, son.
484
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,880
Oh, my goodness, look who it is.
485
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,340
I was just gonna call you.
[clicks tongue] This is, uh...
486
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,470
-Back in town or...?
-Are you, um...
487
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:05,840
Briefly. You going
to the family thing that we're...
488
00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,720
-Giving to ourselves? No.
-Huh? Yeah.
489
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,680
-I, uh, can't make it.
-Yeah? No?
490
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,470
-Should I tell them?
-Well, you know, listen,
491
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,930
I-I wasn't gonna go,
so don't-don't not go,
492
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,020
because I'm... you know.
493
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,770
-You're the reason I would go.
-Oh, yeah?
494
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:19,110
-I just have some plans, so I can't. Yeah.
-Sweet.
495
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:22,440
You got plans, huh?
Well, we make plans, and God laughs.
496
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:23,440
-That's right.
-Right?
497
00:21:23,530 --> 00:21:25,950
-No, I always want to make plans, but...
-Hmm.
498
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:27,660
You don't want to be laughed at.
499
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,990
Tell me. Yeah. Well, I won't laugh.
500
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,290
Do you have plans with Rebel?
501
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,830
-Uh, yeah, I do, yeah. I do. Yeah, no.
-Good for you guys.
502
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,290
It's-it's fun stuff, yeah.
503
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:39,330
Stuff I think, even if you weren't God,
you'd find funny.
504
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,880
You can't ask for more than that.
505
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,380
But that's none of my business, yeah?
506
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,930
Only reason I ask,
'cause I'm going on a scuba trip.
507
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:50,010
Um, yeah,
came back in town to get my gear.
508
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,640
Only reason I'm here, um, you know.
509
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,560
It's a last-minute thing.
Several weeks at sea.
510
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,390
-You'd hate it. So, yes.
-Yeah, not my thing.
511
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,980
-I shouldn't have even asked you.
-Oh, did you ask?
512
00:21:58,060 --> 00:22:00,110
Ah... I don't want to inter... You shouldn't cancel your plans
with Rebel, you know.
513
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,150
-Rain check.
-Uh, it's tomorrow or...?
514
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:06,780
-Hmm? We leave today, so, yeah.
-Ah.
515
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,200
[chuckles] God's probably--
516
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,660
-I can almost hear him laughing, you know?
-Wow, yeah.
517
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,370
Although, maybe, I imagine,
it doesn't make him laugh anymore.
518
00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:15,620
I mean, so much of life is, uh, plans.
519
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,660
It would just be the same joke
over and over.
520
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:18,830
So he's...
521
00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:21,880
-It's not funny anymore.
-What's he laughing at?
522
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,800
Hey.
523
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,260
You happy?
524
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:26,630
Oh, man.
525
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,590
You know, in truth, it's, uh,
526
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,800
it's-it's been a while since I've seen...
527
00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:35,930
-you, first of all, but, um...
-Yep.
528
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,480
The thing with, um...
529
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,310
So, Rebel, you know, 'cause she...
530
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,150
I wanted to say, between the two of you,
you know,
531
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:45,480
if you ever felt like...
Because, like, she's indicated
532
00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:47,610
that things were...
I don't know what she said,
533
00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:51,030
but maybe things were not quite
wrapped up completely with...
534
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:52,620
-Between me and her?
-Yeah.
535
00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:56,950
She said that I left things unfinished?
Hang on.
536
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,670
That's got me, that's got me spinning out,
'cause, uh...
537
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,090
That could be how she talks.
You know how she is.
538
00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:06,920
No, I-I think I was-was
pretty clear that I...
539
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,220
You know, I broke up with her.
540
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:12,180
You know, I show up there,
I got a cactus, for God's sakes,
541
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:13,350
you know, which is...
542
00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:15,600
that's the universal sign
for "things are over."
543
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,600
No, she must have just thought
that you would also, um...
544
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,400
Say it.
545
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,770
Yeah. Say it.
546
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:26,320
Oh. Yeah, I did. I said lots of things.
547
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:29,150
I'm standing there, you had just left.
548
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,400
-[Michael] Ciao.
-[George Michael] Bella.
549
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,910
[Ron] When Michael ran into Rebel
550
00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:34,910
-leaving her apartment...
-That's for me.
551
00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,580
...but she had some bad news.
552
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:40,000
It's not gonna work out between us.
I just wanted to tell you in person.
553
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,330
[Ron] Michael didn't know why he said
the next thing out of his mouth.
554
00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:46,800
Maybe it was relief
that he didn't have to break up with her,
555
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,210
but for some reason, he came up with...
556
00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:53,340
Well, if you ever change your mind,
I ain't going nowhere.
557
00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:59,310
Uh, I was afraid that maybe
I was too hard on her, verbally. You know?
558
00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:00,560
And then, I, you know...
559
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,150
Plus I had to leave
for a couple of months for work.
560
00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:04,900
-Movie stuff?
-Hmm?
561
00:24:06,150 --> 00:24:07,270
Mexico.
562
00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:10,690
Hope she's not getting a signal
from you that you are not
563
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:13,160
fully into her because you're worried
564
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,990
that maybe I've got
some unfinished business,
565
00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:17,080
-so you're holding back?
-No. No, I'm all in.
566
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,370
[Ron] Actually,
the only contact George Michael had had
567
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:23,170
with Rebel was watching
one of her movies,
568
00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,960
with a Shane and three Noahs.
569
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,250
[Rebel] And you can say goodbye to these!
570
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,840
Maybe I do miss her.
571
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:33,340
No, I told her. You know, I even said,
"Y'all are it for me."
572
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,340
-You know.
-Go a step further and say,
573
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,180
-"Y'all ain't going nowhere."
-She's it. I don't know
574
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:39,930
why she wouldn't think I was...
wasn't going nowhere.
575
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,770
Pa.
576
00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:43,140
[elevator bell dings]
577
00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:45,350
Oh, that's me. Um, good. All right, well, are you going down or...?
578
00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,980
-No. I forgot my bag.
-Well, it's good to see--
579
00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:51,150
[both grunting]
580
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,580
-Ciao.
-Bella.
581
00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:08,250
That's it, I'm out of here!
582
00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,550
-[Ron] Michael returns for his bag.
-[all cheering]
583
00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:13,590
Okay, I get it.
Is that supposed to be me?
584
00:25:13,670 --> 00:25:15,840
No, that's my impression
of Tobias doing you.
585
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,470
Wait, what? But that...
586
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,140
Oh, that's it. I am out of here.
587
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,770
Tobias doing Tobias. Yep?
588
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,360
I don't care. I'm...
589
00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:32,860
All right.
590
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:38,110
[Ron] And Buster wonders why Michael
isn't doing Michael.
591
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,330
Why hasn't Michael come back?
592
00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:43,290
What happened to
"Michael always comes back"?
593
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,620
[gulps, groans]
594
00:25:46,210 --> 00:25:47,580
Oh, God. Oh, God.