1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:03,921 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,023 --> 00:00:06,514 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:08,616 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,861 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,705 --> 00:00:23,698 Michael Bluth was working at home when his son made a curious request. 6 00:00:23,809 --> 00:00:26,710 Dad, would anyone miss this Peter and the Wolf read-along record? 7 00:00:26,812 --> 00:00:29,872 No. I think that's part of the model home decorations. Why? 8 00:00:29,982 --> 00:00:34,146 You're right. My girlfriend Ann wants to have a Christian music bonfire here. 9 00:00:34,253 --> 00:00:37,882 That sounds like some mild fun. I think we've got some Christmas music. 10 00:00:37,990 --> 00:00:42,051 Oh, no. It's not- It's not a "Christian music" bonfire. It's a Christian "music bonfire." 11 00:00:42,161 --> 00:00:44,220 You know, we burn all satanic music. 12 00:00:44,329 --> 00:00:47,389 The thing is, though, the only music I have is either instructional or humor. 13 00:00:47,499 --> 00:00:50,900 He'd been particularly fond of a CD of something called TheJerky Boys. 14 00:00:51,003 --> 00:00:52,903 Hello. 15 00:00:53,005 --> 00:00:55,974 Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I wanna buy a house, Dad. 16 00:00:56,075 --> 00:00:58,236 - It's gotta be big. - You said "Dad," buddy. 17 00:00:58,343 --> 00:01:01,471 Shut up, jerky. 18 00:01:03,749 --> 00:01:06,775 Hey, George Michael. Jesus called. He wants your Thriller album. 19 00:01:06,885 --> 00:01:09,581 Yeah, I don't think the bonfire is such a great idea. 20 00:01:09,688 --> 00:01:11,918 I know it might be weird, but Ann's my girlfriend... 21 00:01:12,024 --> 00:01:14,322 so I think I'll go buy some albums today. 22 00:01:14,426 --> 00:01:16,917 Hey, can you cover for me at the banana stand if l- 23 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:20,191 - No. - I'll cover for you, pal. 24 00:01:20,299 --> 00:01:22,927 It's been a long time since I've been down at that banana stand. 25 00:01:23,035 --> 00:01:26,801 Oh, okay. Good. It's the only way we're ever gonna get it air-conditioned. 26 00:01:26,905 --> 00:01:31,103 Michael! How would you like me to owe you a favor? 27 00:01:31,210 --> 00:01:33,838 I want you to bid on me at the charity auction this year. 28 00:01:33,946 --> 00:01:36,380 Okay. Now I'd like to use up my favor and decline. 29 00:01:36,482 --> 00:01:38,541 And isn't that Buster's annual job? 30 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:41,483 Yes, but I can't have a replay of last year. 31 00:01:41,587 --> 00:01:45,045 When Buster inadvertently bid on Lucille 2. 32 00:01:45,157 --> 00:01:48,058 - $10,000! - Buster. 33 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,391 And you're embarrassed to have Oscar bid on you. 34 00:01:51,497 --> 00:01:53,624 With his two pair of pants? You bet. 35 00:01:53,732 --> 00:01:57,293 Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. 36 00:01:57,402 --> 00:02:00,030 Really? Did nothing cancel? 37 00:02:00,139 --> 00:02:02,573 All right. I need to borrow a fur. 38 00:02:02,674 --> 00:02:06,633 I thought you were antifur, Lindsay. Weren't you protesting some hunter gun thing yesterday? 39 00:02:06,745 --> 00:02:08,804 I stopped by. I hadn't chosen a side. 40 00:02:08,914 --> 00:02:11,144 ...which follows all the rules. - Murderers! You're all murderers! 41 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:15,016 There are plenty of rules about guns already on the books. - Murderers! 42 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,350 You're not allowed to sell a gun to a kid. 43 00:02:17,456 --> 00:02:21,187 - You're not even allowed to fire your gun in the air- - Is that Frank Wrench? 44 00:02:21,293 --> 00:02:23,056 On the Fourth ofJuly. 45 00:02:23,162 --> 00:02:26,996 In fact, it was People's Choice nominated actor Moses Taylor... 46 00:02:27,099 --> 00:02:30,364 famous for his portrayal of the rule-abiding detective- 47 00:02:30,469 --> 00:02:32,266 - Stop sign. - Frank Wrench... 48 00:02:32,371 --> 00:02:35,670 star of the television show Wrench. 49 00:02:35,774 --> 00:02:38,106 Well, that's one rule I'm not gonna follow. 50 00:02:40,012 --> 00:02:42,776 - Aah. - That's the Second Amendment. Read it. 51 00:02:42,881 --> 00:02:44,849 What do you need with one of Mom's furs? 52 00:02:44,950 --> 00:02:47,510 - I'm cold. - So am I. 53 00:02:47,619 --> 00:02:49,450 - No. - All right, look. 54 00:02:49,555 --> 00:02:52,888 I met Moses Taylor. We're having a date in the park tomorrow. 55 00:02:52,991 --> 00:02:56,449 Try to get him to bid on you at the auction tomorrow, because Michael can't. 56 00:02:56,562 --> 00:02:58,462 He's bidding on Mother. 57 00:02:58,564 --> 00:03:02,864 Except that I'm not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go work in the banana stand. 58 00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:06,460 And I'm gonna see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. 59 00:03:06,572 --> 00:03:09,234 I was trying to be sexy. 60 00:03:09,341 --> 00:03:11,309 It just got away from me. 61 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:16,541 It's bachelorette season in Newport Beach, and some lovely ladies are up for auction. 62 00:03:16,648 --> 00:03:19,845 Plus, another wolf sighting in the park. What that means for your weekend- 63 00:03:19,952 --> 00:03:21,852 Bad news, Michael. 64 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:25,082 I'm afraid the Blue Man Group and I have parted ways. 65 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:29,251 Seems I'm officially no longer a standby understudy. 66 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:33,161 - "Cease and desist." - Seems they don't appreciate competition. 67 00:03:33,265 --> 00:03:35,733 Tobias had recently taken out an ad... 68 00:03:35,834 --> 00:03:38,302 in a trade magazine for a one-man show. 69 00:03:38,403 --> 00:03:42,430 And the worst part is Lindsay's out there chasing some successful actor. 70 00:03:42,541 --> 00:03:45,009 Television's Frank Wrench. 71 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:48,841 I need to prove to her that I'm not just a man, but a man's man. 72 00:03:48,947 --> 00:03:51,074 I think she knows that. 73 00:03:51,183 --> 00:03:54,744 Jesus! It's the wolf! That is the wolf! The wolf is upstairs! 74 00:03:54,853 --> 00:03:57,185 I think it's just my son's Peter and the Wolf record. 75 00:03:57,289 --> 00:03:59,917 I thought that was a Homefill. 76 00:04:00,025 --> 00:04:02,619 Michael went to check on his fugitive father... 77 00:04:02,728 --> 00:04:05,196 - who was living in the attic. - You heard my call? 78 00:04:05,297 --> 00:04:08,960 Have you been doing that all over town? Because people think there's a wolf on the loose. 79 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:12,093 Yes, there is a wolf on the loose. His name is Oscar. 80 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:16,436 Tell me he's not gonna be bidding on your mother at that charity auction with my money. 81 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:18,509 Is that why you called me up here, Dad? 82 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:21,374 Because you are a fugitive, and as far as she knows, you're in another country. 83 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,280 It's driving me crazy. They're parading in public. 84 00:04:25,384 --> 00:04:29,184 My back is-is- it's in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison. 85 00:04:29,288 --> 00:04:31,188 Hope that was forced. 86 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:34,657 But then I found a way to fix my back in this old catalog. Look at this hot tub. 87 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:38,218 I could use it for so many things. It could be my, you know, water supply. 88 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:43,131 And those, uh, premade boil-in-bag meals- You just toss those in there. 89 00:04:43,235 --> 00:04:45,294 - You're not getting a hot tub. - Come on. Please! 90 00:04:45,404 --> 00:04:48,373 Dad, please. We can't afford that. We're in this mess because of you. 91 00:04:48,473 --> 00:04:50,964 I'm working at the banana stand just so we don't lose a shift. 92 00:04:51,076 --> 00:04:53,909 - But- - We're done pampering ourselves in this family. 93 00:04:55,414 --> 00:04:58,645 Yeah, I would like the biggest air-conditioner you've got. 94 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,877 No, no, not tomorrow. I need- 95 00:05:00,986 --> 00:05:02,886 I need it today. I'm not here tomorrow. 96 00:05:02,988 --> 00:05:05,980 Just then, Michael ran into a woman whom he hadn't seen in years. 97 00:05:06,091 --> 00:05:09,424 - Michael? - Sally Sitwell. 98 00:05:09,528 --> 00:05:12,554 Michael had always been in love with Sally Sitwell. 99 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:15,633 - We could steal a golf cart. - No, they keep 'em locked up. 100 00:05:15,734 --> 00:05:18,828 - I know, 'cause I have a key. - I'll go get my sweater. 101 00:05:18,937 --> 00:05:20,837 Oh, so you wanna use the key. 102 00:05:20,939 --> 00:05:24,238 But his father had a longtime competition with her father. 103 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:27,335 It looks like my boy is gonna be sticking it to your daughter, Sitwell. 104 00:05:27,446 --> 00:05:30,438 Stick it to her. Stick it to her. 105 00:05:30,549 --> 00:05:32,517 As a result, Michael was awkward around her. 106 00:05:32,617 --> 00:05:36,018 Should we go or... stick around? 107 00:05:36,121 --> 00:05:39,090 No, we're not gonna be sticking anything. Not-Not gonna stick a thing. 108 00:05:39,191 --> 00:05:43,025 Since then, he'd always been eager to show her that he'd become a man. 109 00:05:43,128 --> 00:05:47,087 - Are you still working here? - No, no, no. Filling in for my son. 110 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:49,963 Michael, and- Wow. 111 00:05:50,068 --> 00:05:53,629 - Sally Stickwell. - Right. 112 00:05:53,739 --> 00:05:56,299 Because the guys wanted to stick it to me. 113 00:05:56,408 --> 00:05:58,205 - What? No. - I never- 114 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:00,369 - Michael used to say that. - No, I didn't. 115 00:06:00,479 --> 00:06:02,572 - You said other stuff. - I absolutely did not say that. 116 00:06:02,681 --> 00:06:05,479 - Man, he loved you. - So, Gob, tell me- 117 00:06:05,584 --> 00:06:07,552 are you still doing your little tricks? 118 00:06:07,652 --> 00:06:10,143 Do you consider this to be a little trick? 119 00:06:10,255 --> 00:06:13,952 Oh. Did you just squirt me with something? 120 00:06:14,059 --> 00:06:16,721 It's lighter fluid. Didn't put in a new flint. 121 00:06:16,828 --> 00:06:20,730 But still, where did the lighter fluid come from? 122 00:06:20,832 --> 00:06:25,269 - That's- great. - Michael, maybe I'll see you over at the club. 123 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:28,168 We never really took that cart ride, did we? 124 00:06:28,273 --> 00:06:31,640 And we never will, 'cause I'm not there. 125 00:06:31,743 --> 00:06:35,679 - Nor am I here. I mean, I'm here today. - I'm gonna go. 126 00:06:35,781 --> 00:06:38,011 - Okay. - Okay. 127 00:06:39,117 --> 00:06:41,585 Smooth, Michael... 128 00:06:41,686 --> 00:06:44,917 like her father's head, chest, arms, legs and ass. 129 00:06:45,023 --> 00:06:48,117 - What are you talkin' about? - He's hairless, Michael. It's a condition. 130 00:06:48,226 --> 00:06:51,354 I hate the guy, but at least he's got- Satiny and smooth probably. 131 00:06:51,463 --> 00:06:53,363 I'm just different than you, Gob. 132 00:06:53,465 --> 00:06:57,424 I'm not gonna siphon gas out of some girl's car like you used to in high school... 133 00:06:57,536 --> 00:07:00,528 just so you can show up and say, "Car troubles?" 134 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:03,335 It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life. 135 00:07:03,442 --> 00:07:06,536 Like you did with our biggest shareholder, Lucille Austero. 136 00:07:06,645 --> 00:07:08,943 That was a one-time thing, Michael. It's over. 137 00:07:09,047 --> 00:07:11,709 It was far from over. 138 00:07:11,817 --> 00:07:17,221 - Shall I put the Posturepedic in the down position? - Elevate the knees this time. 139 00:07:17,322 --> 00:07:20,450 You just let Sally Sitwell slip away right when she was ready to go. 140 00:07:20,559 --> 00:07:22,527 - You were scared. - What are you talking about? 141 00:07:22,627 --> 00:07:24,595 Come on. 142 00:07:24,696 --> 00:07:27,392 You gonna get off and do your little dance too? 143 00:07:27,499 --> 00:07:30,957 No, l-I hurt my ankle yesterday shooting hoops or something. 144 00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:34,129 Oh, God. My ankle. 145 00:07:34,239 --> 00:07:37,367 - Don't move. Let me- - No, no, no. It's bad. 146 00:07:37,476 --> 00:07:39,706 - Mother! Mother! - Buster, it hurts. 147 00:07:39,811 --> 00:07:43,303 Michael decided that perhaps he should go after Sally. 148 00:07:43,415 --> 00:07:45,474 Have you seen my other pair of pants? 149 00:07:45,584 --> 00:07:48,246 Lupe washed them, and they sprouted. I threw them out. 150 00:07:48,353 --> 00:07:50,821 Well, that puts a lot of pressure on this pair. 151 00:07:50,922 --> 00:07:53,982 I think this one's good. Looks like it would've put up a fight. 152 00:07:54,092 --> 00:07:57,289 - I put up one to get it. - As long as it gets Frank Wrench to bid on me. 153 00:07:57,395 --> 00:07:59,295 - It won't. - Hey, Mom. 154 00:07:59,397 --> 00:08:01,695 I need to borrow your country club card. 155 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,827 There's a friend I have that has lunch there often I'd like to run into. 156 00:08:05,937 --> 00:08:07,734 Sounds like you're asking for a favor. 157 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:11,969 - I know what that's gonna cost me. I'm willing to bid on you. - I'll give you the money. 158 00:08:12,077 --> 00:08:15,535 Start at five grand. If there are other bidders, back off gracefully. 159 00:08:15,647 --> 00:08:21,108 Shout out, "I get her 364 days a year for free!" or something. 160 00:08:21,219 --> 00:08:23,187 You're not gonna hear that phrase. 161 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:26,621 Soon, Tobias came across a flyer that promised to improve... 162 00:08:26,725 --> 00:08:30,422 both his masculine self-image and his financial standing. 163 00:08:30,529 --> 00:08:32,429 They're literally blue, not sad. 164 00:08:32,531 --> 00:08:36,023 Meanwhile, Michael went to have his accidental encounter with Sally... 165 00:08:36,134 --> 00:08:39,194 - but had forgotten about the club's dress code for lunch. - We have a dress code. 166 00:08:40,705 --> 00:08:42,696 I can't wear this. I look like I'm 16. 167 00:08:42,807 --> 00:08:44,297 - Michael? - Oh, no. 168 00:08:44,409 --> 00:08:46,377 - Hello, Michael. - Stan. 169 00:08:46,478 --> 00:08:49,811 - Hello, Sally. - Hi. So, are you meeting someone here for lunch? 170 00:08:49,915 --> 00:08:53,043 No. I was going to, then they canceled. So I'm gonna take off. 171 00:08:53,151 --> 00:08:56,609 - No. Just join us, please. - Michael knew he couldn't say no... 172 00:08:56,721 --> 00:09:00,384 - but he also knew he couldn't flirt in front ofher father. - Let's do it. 173 00:09:00,492 --> 00:09:04,394 And at another table, Gob was being taken out to lunch. 174 00:09:04,496 --> 00:09:06,396 Read me the appetizers again. 175 00:09:06,498 --> 00:09:10,491 Fried cheese with club sauce. 176 00:09:10,602 --> 00:09:15,403 Popcorn shrimp with club sauce. 177 00:09:15,507 --> 00:09:17,634 Chicken fingers- 178 00:09:17,742 --> 00:09:19,972 Oh, stop it. You're making me dizzy. 179 00:09:20,078 --> 00:09:22,569 With spicy club sauce. 180 00:09:22,681 --> 00:09:24,979 No! I mean stop it. 181 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:27,449 - Gob? - Michael. 182 00:09:27,552 --> 00:09:29,417 - Why don't you join us? - Oh, no. 183 00:09:29,521 --> 00:09:33,150 - I'm just helping her eat. - Oh, if you'd prefer privacy- 184 00:09:33,258 --> 00:09:37,194 What? No. Are you kidding? I didn't even wanna have lunch with her in the first place. 185 00:09:37,295 --> 00:09:41,356 I just- or- I ju- 186 00:09:41,466 --> 00:09:44,765 And so lunch continued with both Bluth boys trying to prove... 187 00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:48,498 they weren't interested in the women they were interested in. 188 00:09:48,607 --> 00:09:52,441 When I saw those golf carts, it kind of brought back some memories. 189 00:09:52,544 --> 00:09:54,774 Did you have too much club sauce on your calamari? 190 00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:58,042 Gob, read me the desserts. 191 00:09:58,149 --> 00:09:59,844 She p- 192 00:09:59,951 --> 00:10:02,317 probably forgot her old lady glasses. 193 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,388 What is the matter with you, Goby? 194 00:10:04,489 --> 00:10:07,185 I'm happy to read to the lovely lady. 195 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:10,352 An assortment of ice creams and sorbets. 196 00:10:10,462 --> 00:10:12,692 - You all right with him reading to your girl? - Not my girl. 197 00:10:12,797 --> 00:10:14,856 - Huh? - Why don't you read to your girl? 198 00:10:14,966 --> 00:10:17,264 Come on. I don't have a girl. No, thanks. 199 00:10:17,369 --> 00:10:19,837 - Already taken care of. Thank you. Thanks. - I'm sorry. 200 00:10:19,938 --> 00:10:22,839 Apparently there's been some increased activity on your card. 201 00:10:22,941 --> 00:10:25,136 It's been declined. 202 00:10:25,243 --> 00:10:29,304 In fact, the increased activity on Michael's card was his father's. 203 00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:31,905 You think a hot tub is the best thing for someone with your condition? 204 00:10:32,017 --> 00:10:36,317 I can't see, but, uh, I didn't know there was a doctor installing this. 205 00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:38,981 Somebody order a case of Bag & Boil frozen dinners? 206 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:42,287 - I'm happy to get this. - No, no. No, please, Stan. I'll do it. Um- 207 00:10:42,394 --> 00:10:44,885 Can you put this on my mother's card? 208 00:10:44,996 --> 00:10:47,863 Your mother? No. No, no, no. She's a pool member only. 209 00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:50,161 You'll excuse me if my tone is not polite... 210 00:10:50,268 --> 00:10:52,566 but this is more polite than she has ever talked to me. 211 00:10:52,671 --> 00:10:57,005 Michael had a feeling why his credit card had been rejected. 212 00:10:57,108 --> 00:11:00,202 What the hell did you do? 213 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:03,007 I overdid it. 214 00:11:03,114 --> 00:11:05,947 Oh, it's so hot. 215 00:11:10,677 --> 00:11:14,909 Michael's father had just installed a hot tub in the attic. 216 00:11:15,015 --> 00:11:18,007 - What happened to you? - I tried to drink some of the water... 217 00:11:18,118 --> 00:11:20,848 and it was too hot, and it tasted like soy sauce. 218 00:11:20,954 --> 00:11:24,822 I think the teriyaki chicken burst. 219 00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:28,053 That's why people typically don't cook in these things or install them in attics. 220 00:11:28,162 --> 00:11:32,462 You gotta get it out of here, Mikey. My eyes, they're burning. 221 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,693 Wanna thank you for charging it to my credit card. 222 00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:37,031 You made me look very foolish in front of Sally Sitwell. 223 00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:39,298 - Did you stick it to her? - No, I didn't. 224 00:11:39,406 --> 00:11:42,136 You screwed that up, just like you screwed up this hot tub. 225 00:11:42,242 --> 00:11:44,210 Is that veal Marsala stuck in the intake? 226 00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:47,075 They all look so good on the boxes. 227 00:11:47,181 --> 00:11:49,206 You know, it's good you backed off Sally. 228 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:54,845 I don't need that guy saying his daughter's sticking it to my loser son. 229 00:11:54,955 --> 00:11:59,790 You know something? The reason I never went after her is because you're always pushing me. 230 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:03,693 But now that I know that I don't have your approval, l-I think that, uh... 231 00:12:03,797 --> 00:12:06,595 I think that I'll finally go for it. 232 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:11,569 This isn't turning into the party hangout I hoped. 233 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,668 - Hey. - Hey, I thought I heard something before... 234 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,767 like a wolf drowning or something. 235 00:12:17,878 --> 00:12:20,244 I think that that was maybe the house settling. 236 00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:22,815 Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I mean, have you- 237 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,544 have you settled on an artist's work to burn? 238 00:12:25,652 --> 00:12:27,711 - I was thinking Eminem for a while. - Sure. 239 00:12:27,821 --> 00:12:30,312 But everyone is gonna be burning Eminem. So, you know- 240 00:12:30,424 --> 00:12:33,757 And then I got this Pat Boone album, but the guy is Christian. 241 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:36,488 But, you know, I don't know. Somebody's gotta burn, right? 242 00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:39,828 - Well, I guess. - Right. 243 00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:46,571 - Hey. - Oh, boy. I got some looks on the bus 'cause of this. 244 00:12:46,673 --> 00:12:48,504 What are you doing with that thing? 245 00:12:48,609 --> 00:12:52,067 I am going to catch that wolf, Michael. I'm gonna shoot it with this tranquilizer gun... 246 00:12:52,179 --> 00:12:55,273 get the reward, and bid on my woman at the charity auction. 247 00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:58,545 Isn't there some kind of a waiting period for a rifle like that? 248 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,620 It turns out there is. 249 00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:03,121 Two weeks? Isn't there a loophole? 250 00:13:03,223 --> 00:13:05,953 There is a gun show loophole. 251 00:13:06,059 --> 00:13:09,825 What timing, huh? I mean, right out back they were having one. 252 00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:12,831 Gob, I'm going hunting for my wife. 253 00:13:12,933 --> 00:13:15,265 How lame was Lucille 2 at lunch, huh? 254 00:13:15,369 --> 00:13:17,337 You've gotten attached, haven't you? 255 00:13:17,437 --> 00:13:19,632 You're not gonna tell anybody about this, are you? 256 00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,640 Come on. I'm not one to judge. 257 00:13:21,742 --> 00:13:24,802 Every time I've gone out with Sally, I've looked like I'm 12 years old. 258 00:13:24,911 --> 00:13:27,709 But, yes, I probably will tell people about this. 259 00:13:27,814 --> 00:13:32,308 Maybe we can strike up a deal. You keep this to yourself, I help you get Sally. 260 00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:34,387 Siphon a little something from her car... 261 00:13:34,488 --> 00:13:36,979 you show up in the Corvette, looking like a man. 262 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,990 Car troubles? 263 00:13:39,092 --> 00:13:41,356 Probably shouldn't do the fireball when you siphon the gas. 264 00:13:41,461 --> 00:13:44,794 I guess this flint's still got a little life left in it, huh? 265 00:13:44,898 --> 00:13:48,561 Lindsay, meanwhile, was waiting in the park for her date with Moses Taylor. 266 00:13:48,669 --> 00:13:51,194 Sorry I'm late. Fans. 267 00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:54,502 Sometimes it takes a while to jar their memories. 268 00:13:54,608 --> 00:13:59,409 Nice fur. You know, there are some nuts out there who'd wanna throw red paint all over you. 269 00:13:59,513 --> 00:14:03,142 Wait a minute. I think there's one right over there. 270 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,515 - Oh, my God. You're- - Someone needs to read this. 271 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:09,589 And that's when Lindsay's heel went out. 272 00:14:13,927 --> 00:14:16,760 - I got him. - False alarm. 273 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:21,023 Crap. 274 00:14:24,338 --> 00:14:28,434 - I'm being saved by Frank Wrench. - No, you're not. 275 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:30,533 - Frank Wrench. - Shut up. 276 00:14:30,644 --> 00:14:33,704 But, unbeknownst to Lindsay and Tobias- - Oh, shoot. 277 00:14:33,814 --> 00:14:37,113 - Oh, great. - the actor who played Frank Wrench wasn't saving her... 278 00:14:37,217 --> 00:14:39,583 but was just trying to distance himself... 279 00:14:39,686 --> 00:14:43,622 from the outlandish "Moses Taylor Hunts People"scandal... 280 00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,955 that had been started by a rabid anti-gun fanatic. 281 00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:53,595 And that night, Michael went to help Sally... 282 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,260 with the car problems Gob had created. 283 00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:59,339 What the hell? 284 00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:02,602 Only to find out things had gotten out ofhand for Gob. 285 00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:05,610 Michael did look heroic as he went to put out the fire. 286 00:15:05,712 --> 00:15:08,909 Unfortunately, Sally arrived too late to see him that way. 287 00:15:09,015 --> 00:15:10,915 God, what happened? 288 00:15:11,017 --> 00:15:14,783 Car trouble. 289 00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:21,474 Gob had just blown up a car. 290 00:15:21,575 --> 00:15:23,975 The next thing I know, I'm running for my life. 291 00:15:24,078 --> 00:15:27,570 And all I could think was, if something were to ever happen to me... 292 00:15:27,681 --> 00:15:29,581 how sad I'd be, you know? 293 00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:33,449 What you did to me at lunch today- You were ashamed to be with me. 294 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:38,423 No! I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you. 295 00:15:38,526 --> 00:15:42,257 I'm sorry, but you have no courage. 296 00:15:42,363 --> 00:15:44,661 How can you say that? Shh. 297 00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:49,099 I thought I heard my mom. How can you say that? 298 00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:51,671 - And on the other side of the wall- - Michael? 299 00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:53,899 Lucille was finalizing her plans for the evening. 300 00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:55,908 You can bid up to 10,000. 301 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:58,706 The deal is off. You didn't tell me it was a restricted membership. 302 00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:00,610 Find somebody else to do your bidding. 303 00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:02,511 There is no one else. 304 00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,880 - Hi. - Hi. 305 00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:07,647 - They said I could see you finally. - Yes. 306 00:16:07,755 --> 00:16:11,282 God, I just feel awful for whoever's car that was. 307 00:16:11,392 --> 00:16:14,691 Mm-hmm. I know it. 308 00:16:14,795 --> 00:16:18,856 Sally, I was thinking that maybe you and I could- 309 00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:23,062 Don't try to talk. I have to run anyway. I gotta do this charity auction thing. 310 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:27,698 I'm sorry, sir. Your Blue Cross Blue Shield was denied. We've called your mother. 311 00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:34,474 I'll be back. I'll check on you later. Feel better. 312 00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:38,279 Go out sometime. 313 00:16:38,385 --> 00:16:40,853 Michael decided to bid on her at the auction... 314 00:16:40,955 --> 00:16:43,924 and he knewjust where he could get the money to do so. 315 00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:47,187 Yeah. Start draining the hot tub. It's going back. 316 00:16:47,294 --> 00:16:49,922 And Lucille, with no other prospects... 317 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:52,828 turned to the son she least expected to support her. 318 00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:57,768 Gob, I don't suppose I could pay you to bid on me at a charity auction. 319 00:16:57,872 --> 00:17:00,705 And Gob was just depressed enough to do so. 320 00:17:00,808 --> 00:17:02,935 - Whatever you want. - Oh, goody. 321 00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,511 And finally, George Michael and Ann's... 322 00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:08,241 Christian music bonfire was under way. 323 00:17:08,349 --> 00:17:12,342 - Without ever going to the gym. - I can't believe how many people you told about this. 324 00:17:12,453 --> 00:17:15,718 Yeah, I hope I didn't confuse people by saying it was a CD burning party. 325 00:17:15,823 --> 00:17:17,791 Great party! 326 00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:20,884 Maeby, I burned like 10 CD's from somebody's MP3 player. 327 00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:22,895 This is a disaster. 328 00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:25,465 Maybe you shouldjust try listening to some of the music. 329 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,693 Yeah, some of the artists are kind of talented. 330 00:17:27,801 --> 00:17:31,464 I don't know if you've heard ofThe Jerky Boys. They do prank phone calls. 331 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:35,201 It's kind of old school, but- I have the tape in my room. 332 00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:37,800 I accidentally didn't burn it yet. 333 00:17:39,313 --> 00:17:41,781 - Meanwhile, the auction began. - Next up... 334 00:17:41,882 --> 00:17:44,680 we've got last year's charity case, Lindsay Fünke. 335 00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:47,253 - Lindsay showed up- - Oh, no. Not again. 336 00:17:47,354 --> 00:17:50,323 although she was still feeling the effects of the tranquilizer. 337 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:53,825 - Hundred dollars, folks? - Stick a wrench in me. I'm done. 338 00:17:53,928 --> 00:17:55,759 - Anybody got 50? - My wife is humiliated. 339 00:17:55,863 --> 00:17:59,390 This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did. 340 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:03,095 You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer. 341 00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:06,001 I haven't been the perfect husband. Yes, I admit that. - Twenty? 342 00:18:06,106 --> 00:18:08,574 But now is my chance to be a hero. 343 00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,509 - Please, Michael, give me some of your money. - Ten? 344 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,581 - Does anybody have 10? - I've got $5,000, and I need that for Sally... 345 00:18:14,682 --> 00:18:17,913 - but if you wanna make a low bid- - Five thousand dollars. 346 00:18:18,018 --> 00:18:20,987 For that? Sold. 347 00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:23,249 I think you overpaid. 348 00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,655 George Michael's prospects were also improving... 349 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:28,523 - as the two made prank phone calls together. - Let me try. 350 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:31,656 - Hey, rubberneck. - Ann... 351 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:35,030 could you and George Michael please call someone else for a little while? 352 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:37,103 - He knows it was us. - What? 353 00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:46,103 We finally got a good one comin'up. 354 00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:49,774 Sally Sitwell. What do I hear? 355 00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:52,647 - Five hundred dollars. - You're not bidding? I was hoping you would. 356 00:18:52,753 --> 00:18:54,618 - Six hundred! - You were? 357 00:18:54,722 --> 00:18:56,417 You're a good kid. You always have been. 358 00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:59,151 Not like that showboat of a father of yours, if you don't mind me saying. 359 00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:01,989 - Seven hundred! - I've called him so much worse. 360 00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:04,690 The truth is, sir, I am interested... 361 00:19:04,798 --> 00:19:07,289 but I don't have the money to buy your daughter. 362 00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:11,030 - You sure do drive a nice car. - Eight hundred. 363 00:19:11,138 --> 00:19:13,732 And I need one. Mine got torched today. 364 00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:16,901 One thousand! Drop it off when you drop my daughter off tonight. 365 00:19:17,011 --> 00:19:20,811 And finally, with both the approval of Sally's father... 366 00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:25,874 and the lack of approval ofhis own, Michael was ready to make his move. 367 00:19:25,986 --> 00:19:29,217 - 15,000. - What? 368 00:19:29,323 --> 00:19:31,314 - Wow. - Yeah. 369 00:19:31,425 --> 00:19:33,655 I gotta tell ya. This puts a lot of pressure on me. 370 00:19:33,761 --> 00:19:36,924 - It's for a good cause. - I heard it was to reseed the greens. 371 00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:40,330 Gonna be a lot of shifts for you at the banana stand, huh? 372 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:43,232 I should be honest with you. I don't have that much money... 373 00:19:43,337 --> 00:19:46,738 - and I sold the Corvette to cover it. - That's quick. To who? 374 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,434 - Your father, as a matter of fact. - My father? 375 00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:52,205 - Yeah. - My father can't drive a convertible. 376 00:19:52,312 --> 00:19:54,337 Mind if I open it up? 377 00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:58,341 Wow! 378 00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:01,353 - Got some pickup. - This is just like him. 379 00:20:01,455 --> 00:20:03,616 He always interferes with everyone I date. 380 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,921 Well, you can tell him to give you your car back. 381 00:20:07,027 --> 00:20:10,929 - But I bought you. - I'm sorry. I'm not like you. 382 00:20:11,031 --> 00:20:15,695 I'd almost rather date someone my father doesn't approve of. 383 00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:18,601 Thanks anyway. 384 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:25,876 That-That-That is like me. That's exactly like me! 385 00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:29,005 And soon it was time for Gob to bid on his mother. 386 00:20:29,116 --> 00:20:33,075 Not all bad. The only one bidding on Lucille 2 is that hairless Sitwell. 387 00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:34,950 Seven right there. Eight. 388 00:20:35,055 --> 00:20:36,886 - Sitwell's bidding on Lucille 2? - Nine. 389 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:40,517 First he fires me, then he steals my- 390 00:20:40,627 --> 00:20:43,460 - Going once- - mother's best friend. 391 00:20:43,564 --> 00:20:45,794 Going twice. Nine going twice. 392 00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:49,096 - $10,000. - Oh, how grand. 393 00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:53,401 Sold. Up from $800 to $ 10,000. 394 00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:56,499 Wow. You guys really want a new golf course. 395 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:59,909 And all from nonmembers. 396 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:02,743 On the next Arrested Development. 397 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:06,081 George Sr. Shows up to bid on Lucille. 398 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:08,154 But the sound ofhis wolf call... 399 00:21:08,255 --> 00:21:10,951 and the smell of chicken teriyaki interfere. 400 00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:12,958 No, no, no, no. 401 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,824 No. Oh. Oh. Oh, no.