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NARRATOR: George Sr. had come
to a political fund-raiser
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to get support
for a wall project...
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LUCILLE: To separate
the U.S. and Mexico.
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NARRATOR:...that some
considered insensitive...
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- Which was my idea!
- Was your idea.
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- NARRATOR:...even though he himself...
- Oh. Tender.
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was feeling more sensitive
by the day.
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Curious feeling.
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But he tried to muster
the old self-confidence
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for his face time
with Herbert Love.
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GEORGE SR.: And I-I just think
there will be a lot of support
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flowing in this relationship,
and your base...
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You got a point
behind all those teeth of yours?
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(laughs)
If you support the wall,
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I'll give you
a piece of the action.
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- Action? Action Jackson?
- Yeah.
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- Yes, sir.
- What do I look like, Carl Weathers to you?
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- Oh, no, no.
- NARRATOR: Not at all.
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- No.
- This, of course, is Herbert Love.
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My name is Herbert Love,
and I want you
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to say "high-low"
to my low-high plan.
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A candidate
whose campaign slogan
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was embraced by everyone
from the very wealthy...
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And who doesn't want
a high income?
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...to their bankers
and tax attorneys.
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High-low, high-low,
it's off to work I go--for you.
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My name is Herbert Love,
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and I most definitely
approve this message.
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Do I look like someone
who eats at CW Swappigans?
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See, I stand for three things:
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one, getting
Barack Hussein Obama
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Wama Comma Mama on a Llama
out of office...
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It's a crazy-town name.
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Two, low taxes
for high income earners.
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That's my low-high plan.
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- I know it.
- And three,
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getting a little something
in my slushie fund
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so that I'm nice and loose
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and can help make
numbers one and two happen.
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I don't want to be the one to
say it, but I happen to be fond
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of redheads and greenbacks.
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- NARRATOR: George Sr. had neither.
- Oh, I-I...
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- How would you like both?
- Get it for me tonight,
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and I'll make your wall thing
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the third point
of my three-point plan.
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All I got right now is:
"You want to reach
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"your hand into my pocket
to pay for your birth control?
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I get to put my hand
in your pocket to put it in."
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But when unveiled it
in Garden Grove,
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I had to duck a
woman's pump and a mini pizza.
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Oops.
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NARRATOR:
Coming up with money, however,
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would be difficult
for George Sr.,
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who hadn't been acting
like his old self--
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something his twin brother
Oscar had done
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- You know, the wall.
- much more successfully
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earlier that day,
when, in retribution...
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Have you baked your brain
in that pizza oven?
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...to a brother
who lied to him...
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So he only did buy that land
for personal gain.
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Well... Oscar.
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- (chuckles) Oscar.
- ...Oscar chose to lie
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- with George's wife.
- Call me Father B.
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And, although too explicit
for an American audience,
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the lovemaking was intense
and beautiful
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but for one small
misunderstanding
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that occurred
during the afterglow.
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No. I-I mean...
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it's good to be out of that
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sweaty old hot box
at the compound.
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No, this was am...
this was amazing.
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NARRATOR: And Oscar finally got
more information
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- Speaking of that...
- about his brother's plans.
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...we may need to have
a president ready to go
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if something should happen
to Lucille 2
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while we're building the wall.
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So we are building a wall.
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Right where Oscar
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thought he would be spending
the rest of his life.
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(Lucille laughs)
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Turn him around three times
and put him in Fullerton,
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- he won't know the difference.
- Fullerton.
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You know, I think we should
send our son down there.
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Give him some training,
show that he has a job,
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let him sweat a little.
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Buster? No, no.
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I won't... I won't hear of it.
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It could kill him.
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I meant Gob.
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Oh. Oh, fine.
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Yeah, send him down.
I love that.
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NARRATOR:
Now the story of a family
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whose future
was abruptly canceled
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and the one father
who had no choice
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but to keep himself together.
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It's George Sr.'s...
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Unaware that he was being
cuckolded by his brother,
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George Sr. was struggling
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to find money
to bribe Herbert Love.
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Didn't someone die
in one of these things?
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Oh, no, not in one of ours.
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Although his pitch had lost
some of its luster.
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And, you know, I mean, it's
better than dying in the snow.
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I mean, not...
not-not that you'll die,
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but if you had to choose,
uh, I mean...
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- Brr, you know?
- Hmm.
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Well, I'll think about it.
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Would you like a mini-quiche?
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I thought you were a successful
Republican strategist.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Why, 'cause I'm black?
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Oh, no...
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NARRATOR:
It was over.
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But at least
he could go home...
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Cindy's going to love these.
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Excuse me, Red,
you're not the only one
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- who likes coconut shrimp.
- ...with some coconut shrimp.
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(laughs) Well, I should have
known you'd be here,
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supporting this right-wing,
dangerous crackpot.
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Lindsay, I forgot--
you dyed your hair.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm supporting Love, as well.
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We're both doing that.
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Oh, honey, I-I've wanted
to contact you
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every single day since last May.
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I haven't seen you
since January.
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Yeah, the first four months,
I was in denial. How are you?
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Are... are you good?
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Do you have any money?
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Not really.
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- Oh.
- Oh, except for
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a $50, 000 check
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your wife sent to my daughter
for plastic surgery.
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What kind of a woman does that?
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I thought there
was no money left.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Oh, that's awful.
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I mean, she's just precious
the way she is.
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Does Maisie even know
about this?
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No, thank God.
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And her name is Maeby.
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You don't think Maisie's cuter?
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You know what I want to do?
I want to take this,
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and I want to deposit it
in a trust fund
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that she can't open
until she's 21.
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- I guess I can't use it anyway.
- Are you kidding me?
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You are the most beautiful
little girl I know.
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And if you have any more work,
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your cartilage
is going to collapse.
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Let me see if I can...
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- There you go.
- NARRATOR: And that's when
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George Sr. finally tipped
a black man.
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- Got the check.
- HERBERT: ...okay?
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Ooh! Hey, you got the check.
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Third party.
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Oh, man.
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- I am going to put this on my wall.
- Oh...
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NARRATOR: George Sr.
left the hotelhoping he'd
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- accomplished something.
- (thunder rumbling)
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And on the news the next day...
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HERBERT:
We have got...
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to build a wall
between us and Mexico.
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NARRATOR:
...he found out he had.
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- (laughs) Yes!
- And aside from hating
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the wrinkles he saw
in the rearview mirror
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around his eyes and brow,
George Sr. was happy.
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♪ All you need is smiles ♪
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♪ Lots and lots
of smiley smiles ♪
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♪ All you need is... ♪
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What the (bleep)
is he smiling about?
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Hello!
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Oh, we're just doing a survey
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for the U.S. government, ma'am.
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(laughing):
Oh, no, I-I'm a man.
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I was just wearing,
uh, this blouse
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because I was, uh, driving
and I hate my arms.
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What's the tape for?
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Laying out border coordinates
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for when they put up the wall.
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Shh! You're not supposed
to tell them what it's for.
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Well, he already
mentioned the tape,
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and he looks American.
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- Yeah, but he's in Mexico.
- Wait.
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Guys, no, no, Mexico starts
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- back there, by the gully.
- Whoever told you that's
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probably chomping on the maca,
if you know what I mean.
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So, what you're saying
to me is that
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on this side of the tape,
I'm in Mexico,
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but when I come over here...
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Whoa. We're going to need
to see a passport, sir.
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Pasaporte.
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NARRATOR: George Sr.
liked to make men
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who disappoint him suffer.
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But things change.
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You really hurt
my feelings, guys.
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- No hugging... ma'am.
- I'm sorry.
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(George Sr. sobbing)
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NARRATOR: George Sr.
had just discovered
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that the millions of dollars
of American property
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he owned was worthless.
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How did you not notice?
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You saw all the papers.
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NARRATOR:
And in Mexico.
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You can't expect me to read
every page of that deal.
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Besides, that one
was particularly difficult
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because it was all in Spanish.
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It says very clearly,
on my business card,
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"Se habla español."
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"I do not speak Spanish."
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And it was your brother Oscar
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who told me it
was on the border.
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How did he not know?
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NARRATOR: Unfortunately,
Oscar missed the signs.
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You think it's okay
to burn these?
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OSCAR:
Well, this is America.
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If they don't want us
to burn signs,
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they shouldn't write them
in Spanish.
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- Everybody!
- ♪ Sign, sign, everywhere a sign... ♪
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NARRATOR:
Only Heartfire knew the truth.
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But the singing was so loud,
no one could hear her thoughts.
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I bribed Love
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to push for the building
of the wall,
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and I don't have the land
to build it on!
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BARRY: Shh, shh, shh.
Call Herbert Love, all right?
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Tell him you would
greatly appreciate it
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if he'd rescind his support
for the wall.
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And make him a flip-flopper?
I can't do that.
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NARRATOR:
Actually, he'd tried,
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but couldn't afford it.
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It's a 40 for the flip
and a 40 for the flop,
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and since it's going to cause
a flap, I'd say another 40.
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So it's a flat 40-40-40
flip-flop and a flap fee.
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Well, then find someone
who has influence with him.
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Hold on.
A client is, uh, coming,
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and I don't know where Oscar is.
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He's disappeared.
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And there is something up
with him
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because he is scary now.
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He has changed.
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Hey, you've changed,
you big (bleep).
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You're acting
like a little girl lately.
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And not in the good way.
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Pull yourself together.
Act like a man.
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GEORGE SR.:
You're right, you're right.
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- Okay, love you.
- Love you, too. Bye.
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Cash, no receipt.
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- Hot day, Father.
- Hot day, Father B.
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- Hot day.
- Hot day, Father.
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Hello, Father.
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Don't call me that!
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What are you doing here?
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- You and Mom talked about it.
- We did...?
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Oscar.
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NARRATOR: In fact, it was Oscar
who spoke to Lucille
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about hiring Gob, but not
before an ominous warning.
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But, you know,
he has magical abilities.
258
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He can handle a lot more
than we give him credit for.
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I know... What?!
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I would have been here sooner,
but I had to go down
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to San Diego
and loop my way back up
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because they put up
that border ribbon.
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- Which is totally new,
- Shh!
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and I wasn't expecting it;
it's fine.
265
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Anyway, Father,
you've got to get me a job
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so I can be prepared...
to be president.
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All right, you got to keep this
"father" stuff to yourself.
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I can't have these people think
that I raised a limo driver.
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I'm not a limo driver.
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I'm a gentleman honey farmer.
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The only thing I've got
back there are my bees.
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- Beans?
- No, bees!
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- Bees?
- Bees!
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Bees! Oh, bees!
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The boxes fell over
on the way here
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when I had to swerve
to avoid an ostrich.
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You got to do something
about this--these people
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paid a lot of money.
Do something!
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No, they won't listen to me.
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- They've all got CCD.
- CCD?
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Colony collapse disorder.
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The guy sold me
just really sick bees.
283
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Don't worry.
Dad, they're going to hive.
284
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They always hive.
285
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NARRATOR:
Usually by seeking out
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a structure
that most resembles a hive.
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Bees! Wonderful bees!
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GEORGE SR.: It's okay.
It's okay. Gob, get in there
289
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- and get them out!
- GOB: Okay, I'm on it.
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NARRATOR: But then George Sr.
got some more bad news.
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OSCAR: Hello, brother.
Thought I'd find you
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in a blouse and a beekeeper hat.
293
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What are you doing here?
No, no, no, no, no.
294
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We cannot be seen
next to each other.
295
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I'm Dr. Norman!
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Well, if you don't want
to be seen, then you
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go in the sweat lodge.
You owe me.
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Is that a fact?
Listen, you told me
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the property was on the border.
300
00:10:38,462 --> 00:10:41,340
It is 50 feet south
of the border, Oscar.
301
00:10:41,382 --> 00:10:45,052
Well, excuse me, but they hadn't
put up the tape yet.
302
00:10:45,093 --> 00:10:47,471
So I was going off Buster's map.
303
00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,473
Oh, God, it was Buster's map.
304
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NARRATOR:
Buster had indeed made the map,
305
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as a cartography student,
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because the class where you get
to see naked people,
307
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and draw them, was full.
308
00:10:58,649 --> 00:11:00,108
And you lied to me.
309
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:02,194
You told me you bought
this property to live on.
310
00:11:02,236 --> 00:11:05,990
No, you bought this property
to put up a wall.
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I told one lie,
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but I-I was going to share
the money with you.
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- Two lies.
- And why do I think
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that you charge more than
five dollars for lemonade?
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00:11:14,623 --> 00:11:16,291
Three small lies.
316
00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:18,586
Now, will you do me a favor,
just get in the tent.
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Gob's getting rid of the bees,
318
00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,505
and we'll push the matinee
till 3:00.
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00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:23,883
No, I'm sick and tired
of being in that hut
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00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:25,426
pretending to be you.
321
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:29,137
Maybe I should go out there
and pretend to be you.
322
00:11:29,179 --> 00:11:30,431
So, good-bye, George.
323
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,058
This is the last
you'll see of me.
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Just gonna use the can
for one second.
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CHINA GARDEN:
There's two Dr. Normans!
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NARRATOR: George Sr. headed up
north to see his wife
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before his brother could,
but he soon found out
328
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he was too late by a day.
329
00:11:48,532 --> 00:11:50,242
LUCILLE (over speakerphone):
Oh, I know what you're coming up
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- to do to me.
- Right.
331
00:11:51,869 --> 00:11:53,037
What?
332
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LUCILLE:
Yesterday, you were amazing.
333
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,249
Georgie, I can't stop
thinking about it.
334
00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:59,543
You haven't been
like that in years.
335
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,336
GEORGE SR.:
Oh, right.
336
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- You mean, slow-witted?
- I hope you're ready
337
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,883
for more of the same today.
338
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,551
(growls playfully)
339
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,845
Uh... (sighs) Oh, God.
340
00:12:09,887 --> 00:12:11,388
George Sr. had a few problems:
341
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,181
his brother was
sleeping with his wife,
342
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the property he was going to
sell to the government...
343
00:12:14,809 --> 00:12:16,310
(Lucille whispering)
344
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to build the U.S. wall on
was in Mexico...
345
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GEORGE SR.: All right...
all right...
346
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,315
...and his sweat lodge colony
had just collapsed.
347
00:12:21,356 --> 00:12:22,858
Okay.
348
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,652
So he had to deal with
first things first.
349
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GEORGE SR.:
If my identical twin brother
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can get it up, then shouldn't I?
351
00:12:29,698 --> 00:12:31,909
Have you had any sexual feeling
at all lately?
352
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,535
No!
353
00:12:33,577 --> 00:12:35,738
You know, the Hopi Indians
believe that this spot here,
354
00:12:35,746 --> 00:12:37,289
- Okay.
- when manipulated,
355
00:12:37,331 --> 00:12:39,708
- can create sexual feeling.
- That's my penis.
356
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,086
Well, you don't have to tell me.
Nothing?
357
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:43,671
No, just a little curiosity
358
00:12:43,712 --> 00:12:45,631
as to why you're checking
your second hand.
359
00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:47,800
Oh, this isn't my office.
360
00:12:47,842 --> 00:12:49,593
You know, I-I don't get it.
361
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,138
I've been popping the pills,
and, I mean, I mean, nothing.
362
00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,180
- Are you under any pressure?
- Oh, no.
363
00:12:54,222 --> 00:12:55,724
Nothing out of the ordinary.
364
00:12:55,766 --> 00:12:57,601
I mean, there's some
violating federal law stuff
365
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,937
that'd put me in prison
for the rest of my life,
366
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,982
but I've made love with
treason charges over me before.
367
00:13:03,024 --> 00:13:04,232
But no, it's something else.
368
00:13:04,274 --> 00:13:05,442
It's not just the sex.
369
00:13:05,484 --> 00:13:08,029
I feel...
370
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,489
(sobbing):
I feel wrong.
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00:13:10,531 --> 00:13:12,240
Somehow.
372
00:13:12,282 --> 00:13:14,200
(sobbing)
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And I'm becoming weak.
374
00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:18,330
(inhales)
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00:13:18,372 --> 00:13:19,790
Sorry, had the old
thinking cap on.
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Let's go to the lists.
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NARRATOR: And Dr. Norman
proceeded to run through
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a checklist of alternative
medicine questions.
379
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:26,839
Okay, did you drink some water
that might have
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00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:28,465
a homeopathic memory
of some molecule?
381
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:29,675
Do you keep track
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00:13:29,717 --> 00:13:31,052
of the molecules you ingest?
383
00:13:31,093 --> 00:13:32,469
Well, with homeopathy,
384
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,971
it's the molecules
you don't ingest.
385
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,347
But I'm the one
who can get hard,
386
00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:37,016
so let's focus on you.
387
00:13:37,058 --> 00:13:39,351
He then went on to explore
some supernatural
388
00:13:39,393 --> 00:13:40,873
or high-concept
premise possibilities.
389
00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:42,604
Any earthquakes
in a Chinese restaurant
390
00:13:42,646 --> 00:13:44,606
- while you were trying to prove
something to your mother? - No.
391
00:13:44,648 --> 00:13:45,983
Any wishes you may have
phrased badly,
392
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,735
or while a child
was blowing out a candle?
393
00:13:47,776 --> 00:13:49,361
No.
394
00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:51,197
Have you come across
any ancient games, let's say,
395
00:13:51,237 --> 00:13:54,491
glowing games, uh, either
board based or carnival based,
396
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,994
that you may have played against
the wishes of your best friend?
397
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:59,038
- No.
- Curses, hexes, spells,
398
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,917
shaman, medicine men?
399
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:04,585
Wait.
400
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,004
The strong will become the weak.
401
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,673
The weak will become the strong.
402
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:13,635
I did hallucinate one ancient
foreboding warrior harbinger
403
00:14:13,677 --> 00:14:16,055
while I chewed maca root
about a year ago.
404
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:17,848
Could that be something?
405
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,683
- No, it's not the maca.
- (filtered breathing)
406
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:20,893
Your body wants the maca.
407
00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:22,269
It's not the maca.
408
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,354
But finally,
out of desperation,
409
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:25,856
he turned to Western medicine.
410
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,608
Okay, tell you what,
let's get some film on you.
411
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,985
I'd like you to get
on an MRI machine
412
00:14:30,027 --> 00:14:31,528
and try to ride it to climax.
413
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,114
I'm gonna send you over
to Orange County Imaging--
414
00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:34,907
they do a ton of that.
415
00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:36,491
Okay, do I get magazines?
416
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,535
Yeah, I'll write you
a script for that.
417
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,038
They got a place right around
the corner that plays ball.
418
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,414
- Thank you.
- (men shouting in Spanish)
419
00:14:42,456 --> 00:14:43,791
Oh, (bleep). Run.
420
00:14:43,832 --> 00:14:46,668
What? Oh.
421
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,421
And soon, after getting
his prescription filled...
422
00:14:49,463 --> 00:14:50,422
Uh... hola...
423
00:14:50,464 --> 00:14:52,841
I have a, um--magazines?
424
00:14:55,636 --> 00:14:57,012
(men conversing quietly)
425
00:14:57,054 --> 00:14:58,513
...he was on his way
426
00:14:58,555 --> 00:15:00,933
to debase himself
in an MRI machine
427
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:04,686
when he ran into a son
with whom he'd lost touch.
428
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,650
Dad, what are you doing here?
429
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:13,737
I wanted to speak to you...
in person.
430
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,322
Then you're here to apologize;
that right?
431
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:17,043
- Sure.
- Although, he covered pretty well.
432
00:15:17,074 --> 00:15:20,953
And-and of course to see you
at Orange County Im-a-gine.
433
00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:24,081
I went to you
for a simple signature,
434
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,374
and you told me to go to hell.
435
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,836
Actually, it was
the newly potent Oscar,
436
00:15:28,877 --> 00:15:31,213
who, like one of
Gob's sick bees,
437
00:15:31,255 --> 00:15:34,300
was pollinating one barren
flower after another,
438
00:15:34,341 --> 00:15:35,259
who told Michael to go to hell.
439
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,261
- Go to hell.
- Huh?
440
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,429
Which is how George Sr.
441
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,348
not only was left with
Senor Senoritas,
442
00:15:41,389 --> 00:15:43,725
and that's when he got a lead
on his wall problem.
443
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,435
Do you know a guy
named Herbert Love?
444
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,021
I know a lot of people, sure.
445
00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:49,315
And soon, he surprised Michael
446
00:15:49,356 --> 00:15:51,399
by giving him his rights
for the movie project.
447
00:15:51,441 --> 00:15:55,779
I didn't know it was about
lying to a girl.
448
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,615
- Give me the release.
- You'd do this for me?
449
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,617
- Of course I will.
- And then, didn't surprise him.
450
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,953
If you'll do something for me.
451
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,080
I knew it.
452
00:16:05,122 --> 00:16:08,792
Michael, you got to get
this Love guy against the wall
453
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,085
between the U.S. and Mexico.
454
00:16:10,127 --> 00:16:11,503
That's not right.
455
00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:12,838
You're really opposed
to this wall, huh?
456
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,006
When did you
become pro-immigrant?
457
00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,132
I have changed, Michael.
458
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,718
I cry (clears throat)
459
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,637
at the drop of a hat,
and I hate the way I look.
460
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,682
I actually had one cute hat,
and it...
461
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:28,520
it blew off
at the CVS parking lot.
462
00:16:28,562 --> 00:16:31,481
(sobbing): And this whole car
full of black kids ran over it,
463
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:32,607
for no reason.
464
00:16:32,649 --> 00:16:35,319
And they saw it!
465
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,154
They saw it!
466
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,947
Michael...
467
00:16:38,989 --> 00:16:40,949
(pats bench)
468
00:16:40,991 --> 00:16:44,245
Anyway, I live down there now.
469
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:46,705
And I care for these people
who just want
470
00:16:46,747 --> 00:16:49,750
to come into this country
and ply their wares
471
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,627
and let us freely fill the bay
with their culture.
472
00:16:52,669 --> 00:16:54,629
Hey, don't get me started
on the Cinco, Dad.
473
00:16:54,671 --> 00:16:56,423
I haven't been to one
in 20 years.
474
00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:58,175
There's gonna be blowback there;
it's just gonna happen.
475
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,344
You can't swim in that bay
for a month after
476
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,137
without getting
nacho cheese sauce in your hair.
477
00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:03,430
It's coming.
478
00:17:03,471 --> 00:17:05,807
Can you help me, then,
with Love?
479
00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:07,642
At his speech, at Cinco?
480
00:17:07,684 --> 00:17:09,603
Can you do that for your dad?
481
00:17:09,644 --> 00:17:12,773
What he didn't tell Michael was
that the family would go broke
482
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,775
if they had to build the wall.
483
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,860
Of course I will.
484
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,115
Maybe, if he had,
Michael wouldn't have
485
00:17:21,156 --> 00:17:23,533
overplayed his hand
as a big-shot producer
486
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,493
who knew lots of people.
487
00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:26,954
But a deal was soon struck...
488
00:17:26,995 --> 00:17:28,538
- Thanks, Pop.
- All right.
489
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,457
...and Michael,
signed contract in hand,
490
00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:32,584
went to show off
at the Ealing Club,
491
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:35,045
while George Sr.,
magazine in hand,
492
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,839
went to (bleep) off
in an MRI machine.
493
00:17:43,637 --> 00:17:46,807
NARRATOR: George Sr. finally
went to visit a wife
494
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:49,810
who was under the impression
that he was back for more.
495
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,228
The wrong land?
496
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,147
It's under control;
I'm trying to get Love
497
00:17:53,188 --> 00:17:54,773
to come out against the wall.
498
00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:57,234
We can't afford to build it
if we're not
499
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,194
selling the land
back to the government.
500
00:17:59,236 --> 00:18:00,737
It'll ruin us.
501
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:03,073
It'll ruin us
if we don't build it.
502
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,742
George, you've gone puny again.
503
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,203
Where's the man who took
ahold of me yesterday
504
00:18:08,245 --> 00:18:09,621
and bent me over this couch?
505
00:18:09,663 --> 00:18:12,416
Okay, okay,
let's not sully its memory.
506
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,628
Look, we make sure Herbert Love
comes out against the wall,
507
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,713
right after we get
enough of it up
508
00:18:18,755 --> 00:18:20,632
to trigger
the government payment.
509
00:18:20,674 --> 00:18:23,385
And speaking of
getting enough of it up,
510
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:25,053
what's going on down here?
511
00:18:25,095 --> 00:18:28,598
You need a little more Marilyn
like I did yesterday?
512
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,685
♪ Happy birthday,
Mr. President... ♪
513
00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:33,187
I-I don't want to be
Mr. President.
514
00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:35,981
Huh. Especially with
all this going down.
515
00:18:36,023 --> 00:18:39,276
Oh, and speaking of president,
what's happening with Gob?
516
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,610
You gave him a job?
517
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,363
Yes, but then I-I fired him.
518
00:18:42,404 --> 00:18:44,239
He caused my colony to collapse.
519
00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:47,575
Oh, my God, George,
get him another job.
520
00:18:47,617 --> 00:18:50,371
You must have some favors
you can call in somewhere.
521
00:18:50,412 --> 00:18:54,582
And then you can have some of
my favors, Mr. President.
522
00:18:54,624 --> 00:18:56,377
As much as I'd like to stay
523
00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:57,836
and lay some more pipe with you,
524
00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,754
I better get moving
on this thing.
525
00:18:59,796 --> 00:19:01,006
And so, the next day,
526
00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:03,384
George Sr. once again
called upon his son.
527
00:19:03,425 --> 00:19:04,926
Michael B. Project.
528
00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:06,887
GEORGE SR.:
Yeah, you got to give Gob a job.
529
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,472
Something in
the, uh, building company
530
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,475
or, uh, hey, I think
he'd get a big kick
531
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,767
out of the movie business.
532
00:19:12,809 --> 00:19:14,019
N-N-No, Dad, hey.
533
00:19:14,061 --> 00:19:15,770
He knows nothing
about producing.
534
00:19:15,812 --> 00:19:18,023
GEORGE SR.: Look, I don't care
if it's producing a movie
535
00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:19,441
that's never gonna be made
536
00:19:19,483 --> 00:19:21,693
or selling houses
that no one's gonna buy,
537
00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:24,196
I just want my son
to have a job
538
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:27,074
where his incompetence
won't be out of place.
539
00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:29,284
Anyway, he's on his way
to Sudden Valley now.
540
00:19:29,326 --> 00:19:31,161
No, he isn't.
No, no, come on, Dad...
541
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,620
- No, no, now?
- GEORGE SR.: What, what?
542
00:19:32,662 --> 00:19:34,164
He's gonna make it
less valuable?
543
00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:35,623
Which I told you
was gonna happen, by the way.
544
00:19:35,665 --> 00:19:36,958
MICHAEL: Oh, here it is.
Here it is.
545
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,835
Yeah, there it is!
Knew it was coming.
546
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,338
NARRATOR: And even though George
had imposed on Michael,
547
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,756
it was Gob...
548
00:19:42,797 --> 00:19:44,632
GOB:
What the hell?
549
00:19:44,674 --> 00:19:46,676
...who felt
he had a cross to bear.
550
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,430
MICHAEL:
What the hell?
551
00:19:49,471 --> 00:19:51,139
(tires screeching,
horns honking)
552
00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:52,682
MICHAEL: Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, I got the right of--
553
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,444
- Hey, hey, hey...
- N-No, don't. It's mine.
554
00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:56,353
- Okay, coming through here.
- Mine... Hah!
555
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:59,022
No... no, no!
My right of... way!
556
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,607
- There! Mine!
- Okay. (weak laugh)
557
00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:01,858
Hey...
558
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,573
Gob!
559
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,074
(chuckles):
Michael!
560
00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:10,367
And the two brothers
reunited...
561
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,452
Hey, Gob.
562
00:20:11,493 --> 00:20:12,494
Michael.
563
00:20:12,536 --> 00:20:14,079
...happy to see each other.
564
00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:15,581
Gob?
565
00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:17,040
At first.
566
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,501
Michael.
567
00:20:19,543 --> 00:20:21,420
So, hear you need help moving
568
00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:24,381
these memorials to the death
of the housing market.
569
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,134
(mailbox plays tune,
then stops)
570
00:20:27,175 --> 00:20:28,635
Actually that was a memorial
571
00:20:28,676 --> 00:20:31,096
- to the death of Pete the mailman.
- I knew that.
572
00:20:31,138 --> 00:20:34,516
I brought one, too--
size of the man's heart.
573
00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:37,352
I just got to figure out
how to get it out of the car.
574
00:20:37,394 --> 00:20:39,271
If I could remember
how I got it in.
575
00:20:39,313 --> 00:20:41,231
That's not
from your Christian magic act?
576
00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,442
Christian magic act?
577
00:20:43,484 --> 00:20:45,860
If I were Muslim, would you say
"Muslim magic act"?
578
00:20:45,902 --> 00:20:49,906
No, but it is hard to imagine
any Muslim handcuffing himself
579
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,826
to a glittery cross
and living to tell about it.
580
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:55,203
Yeah, well, the Christians
aren't so (bleep)-hot
581
00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:56,997
about it either.
582
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,374
Hmm, well...
583
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,043
NARRATOR: Michael could see
that his brother was unhappy
584
00:21:02,085 --> 00:21:03,837
and that his life had not
worked out
585
00:21:03,878 --> 00:21:05,713
the way he had hoped.
586
00:21:05,755 --> 00:21:09,676
Things are incredible for me,
I'm having an incredible year.
587
00:21:09,717 --> 00:21:12,220
I am a movie producer now,
producing a movie,
588
00:21:12,262 --> 00:21:13,721
so they've got me
in this enormous office.
589
00:21:13,763 --> 00:21:15,203
I told 'em
I don't want to be driving
590
00:21:15,223 --> 00:21:16,808
to Beverly Hills
every single day,
591
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:20,103
so they put me in an enormous
office just over here.
592
00:21:22,897 --> 00:21:24,441
Rental.
593
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,319
My personal life is off
the charts. I've met someone.
594
00:21:27,361 --> 00:21:30,197
Can't really give you any
information--kind of famousy.
595
00:21:30,238 --> 00:21:31,865
- Well, good for you. I also met someone.
- Have you?
596
00:21:31,906 --> 00:21:34,409
Also famousy.
Can't give you any information.
597
00:21:34,451 --> 00:21:36,995
In fact, Michael didn't even
find out who she was
598
00:21:37,037 --> 00:21:39,122
until one night, earlier.
599
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,542
Oh, my God. I'm dating Ron
Howard's girlfriend.
600
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,169
Although he did have
some of the details wrong.
601
00:21:44,211 --> 00:21:46,296
She's an actress.
You know her.
602
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,550
She was Ron's
illegitimate daughter,
603
00:21:49,591 --> 00:21:50,967
a fact unbeknownst to many.
604
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,844
Well, we kind of like to keep
that quiet.
605
00:21:52,886 --> 00:21:57,057
A woman who, like Bryce Dallas
and Paige Carlyle,
606
00:21:57,098 --> 00:22:00,060
was named after
where she was conceived.
607
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:03,938
And she actually had worked
for some A-list directors.
608
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:05,399
She did a Terrence Malick...
609
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,693
REBEL:
Are we the same?
610
00:22:07,734 --> 00:22:09,194
She got the lead
in a Woody Allen film...
611
00:22:09,236 --> 00:22:10,916
But I felt like I was in
The Iceman Cometh,
612
00:22:10,945 --> 00:22:13,448
but, you know,
in my case, he faketh.
613
00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:15,617
...and was once even directed
by her own father.
614
00:22:15,659 --> 00:22:16,743
Action!
615
00:22:16,784 --> 00:22:18,704
Next time, don't pocket it,
616
00:22:18,745 --> 00:22:19,746
pay for it.
617
00:22:19,787 --> 00:22:22,165
Shoplifting: not cool.
618
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:25,085
- ...in a public service announcement.
- And cut!
619
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:26,253
Which, like all of
Ron's work...
620
00:22:26,294 --> 00:22:27,462
You know, I think we got it.
621
00:22:27,504 --> 00:22:29,548
...was inspired
by a photograph.
622
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:31,299
Rebel was indeed a rebel.
623
00:22:31,341 --> 00:22:34,302
But Michael didn't possess
that information.
624
00:22:34,344 --> 00:22:36,304
I can give you some information
about your airless office
625
00:22:36,346 --> 00:22:37,889
you're gonna be spending
most mornings in.
626
00:22:37,931 --> 00:22:39,349
You know, what I could go for
is some guac.
627
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,850
Well, you don't live there
anymore, Gob.
628
00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:43,103
This heat just makes,
makes me want guac.
629
00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,146
Now, now, I know
I've got these things,
630
00:22:45,188 --> 00:22:47,691
uh, very, you know,
meticulously maintained.
631
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,193
- (squawk)
- There's...
632
00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:51,403
There are some vultures.
633
00:22:51,445 --> 00:22:53,572
I think they might
still smell Pete.
634
00:22:53,614 --> 00:22:55,574
Yeah, if it wasn't for the movie
thing, I would do it myself.
635
00:22:55,616 --> 00:22:57,242
They practically sell
themselves; you just got
636
00:22:57,284 --> 00:22:59,369
- to bring the people in.
- I'm ready to move in today.
637
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:01,246
No, well, people other than you,
638
00:23:01,288 --> 00:23:02,872
- bring those people in.
- I'm starving.
639
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:04,165
Starving? No, you're not
gonna find anything here.
640
00:23:04,207 --> 00:23:05,367
They've been abandoned for...
641
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:10,171
Lindsay.
642
00:23:10,213 --> 00:23:13,049
No, no, this--maybe Tobias.
643
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,259
NARRATOR:
It was John Beard.
644
00:23:14,301 --> 00:23:15,843
Shall we?
645
00:23:15,885 --> 00:23:17,596
Well, the value of these homes
isn't gonna go down
646
00:23:17,638 --> 00:23:18,846
if we don't sell one today.
647
00:23:18,888 --> 00:23:21,558
Let me see
if I can find a, uh...
648
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,934
Do you have a bottle opener?
649
00:23:22,976 --> 00:23:24,936
Great idea.
650
00:23:24,978 --> 00:23:27,230
And after a few more drinks and
a little more depreciation...
651
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:29,274
- That was surprising.
- ...Michael admitted he had
652
00:23:29,316 --> 00:23:30,692
a rival for his girlfriend.
653
00:23:30,734 --> 00:23:33,403
You don't have to worry
about Ron Howard.
654
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,322
I mean, he's not
competition for you.
655
00:23:35,363 --> 00:23:36,657
- Really?
- Yeah, I mean, the guy's
656
00:23:36,698 --> 00:23:38,450
like 100 years old.
What's he gonna do,
657
00:23:38,492 --> 00:23:39,825
poke you in the eyes?
658
00:23:39,867 --> 00:23:40,994
Oh, you're confused.
659
00:23:41,035 --> 00:23:42,078
Ron Howard directed Apollo 13.
660
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,789
You're thinking of Moe Howard,
661
00:23:43,829 --> 00:23:45,791
the angry stooge who's been dead
for a quarter century.
662
00:23:45,831 --> 00:23:47,626
Well, that's good 'cause the
whole time I'm thinking, like,
663
00:23:47,668 --> 00:23:48,960
"unless she likes
a guy who's funny."
664
00:23:49,002 --> 00:23:50,671
- Sure.
- Because that guy is funny.
665
00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:52,213
- 'Cause the whole time you're like...
- You know...
666
00:23:52,255 --> 00:23:54,007
- "Is he gonna poke me in the eyes?"
- Gob,
667
00:23:54,048 --> 00:23:56,593
I don't think that th-the
movie--it might not even happen
668
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,637
because I don't think
that I can ask my son.
669
00:23:58,679 --> 00:24:01,306
What happened between him and me
was very disappointing.
670
00:24:01,348 --> 00:24:03,350
You don't need to tell me
about disappointment and sons.
671
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:06,311
Let's not forget Steve Holt.
672
00:24:06,353 --> 00:24:08,730
That's the story
of our relationship.
673
00:24:08,772 --> 00:24:10,940
Right, well, I was talking about
a son disappointing a father.
674
00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,526
Yeah, that does make it
different.
675
00:24:12,567 --> 00:24:15,028
Look, Michael,
he doesn't respect you,
676
00:24:15,069 --> 00:24:16,321
so you have
to make him respect you.
677
00:24:16,363 --> 00:24:17,905
Show him that you're a big shot,
678
00:24:17,947 --> 00:24:19,949
that you don't need to
live in your son's dorm.
679
00:24:19,991 --> 00:24:22,160
(sighs) No, I just live
in my parents' penthouse now.
680
00:24:22,202 --> 00:24:23,995
Well, then, take him to the
Ealing Club; it's all showbiz.
681
00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:25,413
I used to hang out there
all the time.
682
00:24:25,455 --> 00:24:27,457
It's just actresses
and stuff like that.
683
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,125
I don't know
if I could pick up the phone
684
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,960
and call him and ask him.
685
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,379
- You know what, Michael?
- Hmm?
686
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,214
I'll call him for you.
687
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:37,300
Really, you'd do that for me?
688
00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:38,844
It's the least I could do.
689
00:24:38,884 --> 00:24:40,928
You've given me
a new sense of purpose.
690
00:24:40,970 --> 00:24:43,849
Did you actually have
an old one?
691
00:24:43,889 --> 00:24:45,849
'Cause it always seemed
like you were just looking
692
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,227
for the easy way out.
693
00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:49,771
Yeah, that was it.
694
00:24:49,813 --> 00:24:52,440
Hi, I'm George Bluth
of the Bluth Company, and, uh...
695
00:24:52,482 --> 00:24:54,362
NARRATOR: George Sr.,
meanwhile, was also finding
696
00:24:54,401 --> 00:24:55,801
an easy way out
of the wall problem.
697
00:24:55,819 --> 00:24:57,237
...we've built this wall.
698
00:24:57,278 --> 00:25:01,491
We have miles and,
and miles of wall.
699
00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,451
Will you confirm that, soldier?
700
00:25:03,493 --> 00:25:05,953
(soldier grunts, gags)
701
00:25:05,995 --> 00:25:07,539
It's ab-about protecting
our border,
702
00:25:07,581 --> 00:25:09,332
which is why, uh,
we have a member
703
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:12,335
of our armed forces
with us today.
704
00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:14,128
- (coughing)
- Say hello.
705
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,630
(Buster grunts)
706
00:25:15,672 --> 00:25:18,174
It's, uh, triple-reinforced,
steel-reinforced,
707
00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:21,094
and I don't really
know how to, how to say
708
00:25:21,135 --> 00:25:24,472
that, uh, what it does is,
it protects, um...
709
00:25:24,514 --> 00:25:26,057
It's Mexican-proof.
710
00:25:26,099 --> 00:25:27,851
(laughing):
So-- can't say-- it...
711
00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:29,686
Well, gosh darn it,
712
00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,563
it is Mexican-proof.
713
00:25:31,605 --> 00:25:32,731
(gags, snorts)
714
00:25:32,773 --> 00:25:33,939
Sit up.
715
00:25:33,981 --> 00:25:35,191
- Uh...
- Daddy, my tummy's turning.
716
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,610
All right.
717
00:25:36,651 --> 00:25:38,152
- Uh, it's, uh, triple-reinforced.
- I got...
718
00:25:38,194 --> 00:25:39,487
Daddy, I got to get out,
719
00:25:39,529 --> 00:25:40,946
- I got to get out.
- Uh, we're gonna be...
720
00:25:40,988 --> 00:25:42,282
Oh, for God's sakes, get out.
721
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,867
I need to get out,
I need to get out.
722
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:45,619
- Oh, for...
- I need to get out, I need to get out.
723
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:48,496
We're not gonna... we'll edit
this part out and, uh...
724
00:25:48,538 --> 00:25:50,248
Anyhow...
725
00:25:50,290 --> 00:25:52,876
NARRATOR: But George Sr.
hadn't built miles of wall.
726
00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:57,004
He just found a roundabout way
to make it seem that way,
727
00:25:57,046 --> 00:25:59,466
and one week later at Cinco,
George arrived,
728
00:25:59,507 --> 00:26:00,884
hoping to hear Herbert Love...
729
00:26:00,926 --> 00:26:02,719
No, thanks. I've already crushed
one with my car.
730
00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:05,722
...sway public opinion
against the wall
731
00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:07,557
so the Bluth Company
wouldn't be on the hook
732
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:08,974
- to build it for real.
- Pop, hey, hi.
733
00:26:09,016 --> 00:26:10,936
- Michael, what happened?
- Yeah.
734
00:26:10,976 --> 00:26:12,896
Oh, the--it's a terrible week,
735
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:15,315
but I'm gonna fix things
once and for all right now.
736
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,942
- Is this about Love?
- No, it's about money,
737
00:26:16,982 --> 00:26:21,947
but I-I'm--I will pay her back,
uh, one way or the other.
738
00:26:21,987 --> 00:26:23,030
Who?
739
00:26:23,072 --> 00:26:24,365
Lucille 2--I'm gonna get her
740
00:26:24,407 --> 00:26:26,200
- against the wall.
- No, no, no, no, no,
741
00:26:26,242 --> 00:26:28,077
she cannot know about this wall.
742
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,371
Fine, I'll get her up against
the top of the staircar.
743
00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:32,332
I don't care,
it's gonna happen, though.
744
00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:33,959
I am talking about Herbert Love.
745
00:26:33,999 --> 00:26:36,628
- Is he going to oppose the
building of the wall? - Oh, yes.
746
00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:38,171
I took care of that.
747
00:26:38,212 --> 00:26:40,465
He is going to announce that
in his speech tonight.
748
00:26:40,507 --> 00:26:41,466
That is great news.
749
00:26:41,508 --> 00:26:43,217
Listen, I-I-I have to go.
750
00:26:43,259 --> 00:26:46,179
I have to see if I can pass
this testosterone test.
751
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,722
I do, too.
(chuckles)
752
00:26:47,764 --> 00:26:49,891
And, listen, not a word to...
753
00:26:49,933 --> 00:26:51,559
How dare you?
754
00:26:51,601 --> 00:26:55,020
Lucille 2.
755
00:26:55,062 --> 00:26:56,982
Did you think
I wouldn't find out?
756
00:26:57,022 --> 00:26:58,483
I was going to cut you in.
757
00:26:58,525 --> 00:26:59,734
I was trying to protect you
758
00:26:59,776 --> 00:27:01,695
so they wouldn't link you to it,
759
00:27:01,736 --> 00:27:04,280
but it turns out that we can't
afford to build it anyway.
760
00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:07,951
- Build what?
- The wall in Mexico, the, the high wall.
761
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,286
- What were, what were you talking about?
- I was talking
762
00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:13,707
about you giving money
to Herbert Love in his campaign
763
00:27:13,748 --> 00:27:15,792
- against me.
- Oh, no, no,
764
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,961
that was to get Love
to support the wall.
765
00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,254
Oh, I tell you, I've been
all over the place on this one.
766
00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:23,048
I can't be running a company
that's building a wall
767
00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,300
I campaigned against!
768
00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:26,970
Listen to me,
it's taken care of.
769
00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:28,053
I just ran into Michael.
770
00:27:28,095 --> 00:27:30,974
He's got Love against the wall.
771
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,226
It's done, it's gonna be in
the speech tonight, it's over.
772
00:27:33,267 --> 00:27:34,811
It better be,
773
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:37,689
or I'll talk about it
in my speech tonight.
774
00:27:37,731 --> 00:27:40,233
Now, I've got a staircar
to wave from.
775
00:27:40,274 --> 00:27:41,651
And I can't be seen with you.
776
00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:43,068
'Cause I'm fat.
777
00:27:43,110 --> 00:27:45,070
It's because I am fat.
778
00:27:45,112 --> 00:27:47,114
You think I'm a fat person.
779
00:27:47,156 --> 00:27:49,534
You are such a drama queen.
780
00:27:49,576 --> 00:27:50,744
NARRATOR:
George Sr. was worried.
781
00:27:50,785 --> 00:27:52,286
These fat arms.
782
00:27:52,328 --> 00:27:53,830
I don't understand this.
783
00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:56,666
And so, it was in
a state of agitation
784
00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,252
that George Sr. arrived
for his doctor's appointment.
785
00:27:59,293 --> 00:28:00,461
Excuse me, Dr. Norman?
786
00:28:00,503 --> 00:28:02,463
- You're mistaken.
- Dr. Norman,
787
00:28:02,505 --> 00:28:04,507
it's me, George Bluth.
788
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:08,428
Oh, George, yes,
thank you for meeting me here.
789
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:12,640
I like to do a little
housecleaning on the fourth.
790
00:28:12,682 --> 00:28:14,141
(indistinct radio transmission)
791
00:28:14,183 --> 00:28:15,810
Old quinceañera candles.
792
00:28:15,852 --> 00:28:19,898
I was wondering if you could
tell me my test results.
793
00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:21,315
Oh, yes, yes, uh, well,
794
00:28:21,357 --> 00:28:23,276
your testosterone numbers
are off the charts.
795
00:28:23,317 --> 00:28:24,485
(sighs)
796
00:28:24,527 --> 00:28:25,653
Below the charts,
under the charts.
797
00:28:25,695 --> 00:28:27,572
I don't know how to say that.
798
00:28:27,614 --> 00:28:29,282
You have almost
no testosterone at all.
799
00:28:29,323 --> 00:28:31,284
I don't know the exact numbers,
but it's somewhere
800
00:28:31,325 --> 00:28:32,786
in the baby range.
801
00:28:32,827 --> 00:28:35,204
On the plus side,
your estrogen levels are that
802
00:28:35,246 --> 00:28:38,083
of a very healthy woman
in the throes of her menses.
803
00:28:38,124 --> 00:28:39,960
May I see my results?
804
00:28:40,001 --> 00:28:41,753
Ah, I wish you'd asked me
about five minutes ago.
805
00:28:41,795 --> 00:28:43,004
I think I dumped it
with a pot pipe
806
00:28:43,046 --> 00:28:44,338
and a bottle
of cheetah sedative.
807
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:46,340
Also, the people
at Orange County Imaging
808
00:28:46,382 --> 00:28:49,636
said that you were masturbating
in an MRI tube?
809
00:28:50,553 --> 00:28:51,930
- Oh, no.
- But, Doctor,
810
00:28:51,972 --> 00:28:53,098
you, you told me to.
811
00:28:53,139 --> 00:28:54,265
I did no such thing.
812
00:28:54,307 --> 00:28:55,224
Oh, no.
813
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:58,227
No, no, you can't do that.
814
00:28:58,269 --> 00:28:59,938
That sounds like something
I would say
815
00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:01,481
when I had my thinking cap on.
816
00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:02,816
(laughs)
817
00:29:02,857 --> 00:29:05,276
You, sir, are a very funny lady.
818
00:29:07,904 --> 00:29:11,407
That's what they always say
to the unattractive one.
819
00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:14,368
NARRATOR: It was finally time
for Herbert Love
820
00:29:14,410 --> 00:29:18,372
to make his speech, when the
party was suddenly ransacked.
821
00:29:18,414 --> 00:29:20,041
Of course, it was Cinco,
822
00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,668
so it took a while
for anyone to notice.
823
00:29:21,709 --> 00:29:23,628
It appeared
the Hispanic community had had
824
00:29:23,670 --> 00:29:25,254
enough of Cinco de Cuatro.
825
00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:27,381
- Oh, God, the blowback.
- CROWD: Put up this wall!
826
00:29:27,423 --> 00:29:29,300
But the blowback created
a greater blowback
827
00:29:29,342 --> 00:29:31,970
as the crowd that had gathered
to hear Herbert Love speak
828
00:29:32,012 --> 00:29:33,220
was whipped into a frenzy.
829
00:29:33,262 --> 00:29:35,849
Put up this wall!
Put up this wall!
830
00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:38,559
And that's when George knew
he was in real trouble.
831
00:29:38,601 --> 00:29:40,353
Put up this wall!
832
00:29:40,394 --> 00:29:43,773
Fortunately,
he was able to find a disguise.
833
00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:44,858
(crowd cheering)
834
00:29:46,943 --> 00:29:48,319
Oh, God.
835
00:29:48,361 --> 00:29:51,447
- Unfortunately...
- This feels right.
836
00:29:56,494 --> 00:29:59,039
NARRATOR:
Lindsay surprises Michael
837
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,124
after a long absence
from his life.
838
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,168
Lindsay.
839
00:30:03,209 --> 00:30:04,794
It's been a long time.
840
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,129
I know.
841
00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:09,132
Oh, this is
a little embarrassing.
842
00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:10,675
But I have been meaning
to get down there,
843
00:30:10,717 --> 00:30:12,552
- so let's just...
- You're right,
844
00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:15,555
I mean, it's not like we're
even technically related.
845
00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:19,559
- That's true.
- Okay, well, then, I'll start with a smear.
846
00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:23,563
NARRATOR: And George Sr. gets
more comfortable in hiding.
847
00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:25,023
GEORGE SR.:
Yes?
848
00:30:25,065 --> 00:30:26,941
Uh, Detective Smee,
Orange County Police.
849
00:30:26,983 --> 00:30:28,275
I need to speak with you.
850
00:30:28,317 --> 00:30:31,612
Lucille Austero went missing
last night.
851
00:30:31,654 --> 00:30:33,531
- You mind if we ask you a few questions?
- Oh...!
852
00:30:33,573 --> 00:30:35,408
I-I don't allow men
in my apartment
853
00:30:35,449 --> 00:30:37,294
without my husband present.
854
00:30:37,414 --> 00:30:46,098
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