1 00:00:02,345 --> 00:00:04,939 It's Arrested Development. 2 00:00:05,114 --> 00:00:08,675 Michael Bluth believed he’d just made a shocking discovery. 3 00:00:08,785 --> 00:00:11,253 That might be an older sister that we've never met. 4 00:00:11,354 --> 00:00:14,084 Wow. Look at the beak on that bird. 5 00:00:14,190 --> 00:00:16,954 Michael found the picture in a secret room... 6 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,494 while looking for incriminating evidence against his father. 7 00:00:19,595 --> 00:00:21,426 I have an older sister? 8 00:00:21,531 --> 00:00:24,295 - Don't you kind of remember having an older sister? - Not at all. 9 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,335 - What, do you? - A little bit. I mean, "Nellie" does sound familiar. 10 00:00:27,437 --> 00:00:30,565 - Mom and Dad clearly were trying to keep this hidden from us. - But this could be anybody. 11 00:00:30,673 --> 00:00:32,573 This could be a deformed neighbor or... 12 00:00:32,675 --> 00:00:35,906 A child that Mom and Dad gave up for some reason... 13 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:38,776 and whose identity they're now using to pin their crimes on. 14 00:00:38,881 --> 00:00:41,975 The prosecutor said that there was that account with money in it labeled "N. Bluth." 15 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:43,916 Her name is Nellie. 16 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:47,820 Do you remember when you thought there was a mysterious Mr. "F" out to get you? 17 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:51,325 Yeah, but that was retard... misguided. 18 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:55,295 This is different. This is N. Bluth. 19 00:00:55,398 --> 00:00:58,458 Well, why don't you just go to Dad and ask who Nellie is, point blank? 20 00:00:58,568 --> 00:01:00,468 So he can just cover it up and lie? 21 00:01:00,570 --> 00:01:03,004 I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family. 22 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:06,007 Ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to. 23 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,009 Okay. But that's the last one. 24 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:11,808 - Well, I'm off to the gym to prepare for our tryst. - Tryst? 25 00:01:11,914 --> 00:01:15,213 Yes, Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. 26 00:01:15,318 --> 00:01:18,219 - You can just say intercourse. - We talked about it last night. 27 00:01:18,321 --> 00:01:21,051 After a disappointing attempt at lovemaking. 28 00:01:21,157 --> 00:01:24,183 Ah, this isn't going to happen. I just want you to be satisfied. 29 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,386 Oh, T., you're always thinking of others. 30 00:01:26,496 --> 00:01:28,521 I tried that. It didn't work either. 31 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:33,068 You know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. 32 00:01:33,169 --> 00:01:35,967 You know, if you were just more muscular, masculine. 33 00:01:36,072 --> 00:01:38,404 - Does that make me shallow? - No. 34 00:01:38,508 --> 00:01:40,806 I was gonna say the same thing to you. 35 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:43,242 Maybe we should take a little time to work on ourselves... 36 00:01:43,346 --> 00:01:46,713 and then we'll plan a special night in seven or eight days. 37 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:49,080 - Or a couple of weeks. - Let's say three weeks. 38 00:01:49,185 --> 00:01:51,517 - We're gonna go for it in a month. - At the start of next month. 39 00:01:51,621 --> 00:01:53,521 And we're gonna call it a 31-day month. 40 00:01:53,623 --> 00:01:55,887 Even though this particular month has 30 days. 41 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:58,722 Oh, you know, I've already prepared a list of "won'ts." 42 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,729 Oh, you're not gonna believe this. My list of "can'ts." 43 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:04,391 Marital love can be so romantic. 44 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,491 - What's that supposed to mean? - What? 45 00:02:06,602 --> 00:02:10,595 "Marital love." You were looking right at me, and you said "marital love." Why would I... 46 00:02:10,706 --> 00:02:13,038 George Michael was interested because earlier that day... 47 00:02:13,142 --> 00:02:17,442 he discovered that the recent mock wedding he'd acted in with his cousin Maeby... 48 00:02:17,547 --> 00:02:20,448 - We're married? - was, in fact, as real and binding... 49 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:24,418 as the rice pudding the disoriented patients had thrown at them. 50 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,284 - I was talking to your aunt and uncle. - Of course. 51 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:30,120 They're married too... Each other. 52 00:02:30,226 --> 00:02:33,855 Oh, please. Pity the fool who gives me a bunch of jibber-jabber about romance. 53 00:02:33,963 --> 00:02:37,262 My religious girlfriend just dumped me, and for a simple little misunderstanding. 54 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:41,530 If someone was always asking you to embrace the Holy Trinity, what would you think they meant? 55 00:02:41,637 --> 00:02:43,798 Gob thought it meant a three-way. 56 00:02:43,906 --> 00:02:47,706 What? I thought that's what all you guys lived for. 57 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:49,710 What about you? You game? 58 00:02:49,812 --> 00:02:52,508 - Well, maybe she just wasn't for you. - Which one? 59 00:02:52,615 --> 00:02:54,640 I really wasn't paying attention. 60 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:58,379 The real problem is she keeps saying that God is gonna show me a sign. 61 00:02:58,487 --> 00:03:02,548 The... something of my ways. "Wisdom"? 62 00:03:02,658 --> 00:03:05,286 It's probably "wisdom." Gob, listen, can I ask you a question? 63 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:08,693 - Do you remember growing up with a sister? - Sister. 64 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:11,596 Uh, no, I don't. 65 00:03:11,701 --> 00:03:14,067 Not really ringin' any bells. 66 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:17,162 - Other than Lindsay, of course. - Oh, Lindsay! 67 00:03:17,273 --> 00:03:19,434 Well, you might not be the most reputable source on this. 68 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:21,942 - Upstairs... - What? 69 00:03:22,044 --> 00:03:24,740 - George Michael was sharing his news with his cousin. - You mean we're married? 70 00:03:24,847 --> 00:03:28,180 - It's just a piece of paper. It doesn't mean anything. - We should shred it. 71 00:03:28,284 --> 00:03:30,479 - It's creeping me out. - Yeah, me... It's... 72 00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,851 But if we just put it over the dresser, like we think it's a joke... 73 00:03:33,956 --> 00:03:36,186 - then we would always know... - It is a joke. 74 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:38,658 Unless we get it framed. 75 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:42,219 And Michael went to investigate his mystery sister. 76 00:03:42,331 --> 00:03:45,960 - Michael! What a surprise. - Really? Were you expecting somebody else? 77 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:48,866 Maybe, uh, one of your two daughters? 78 00:03:48,971 --> 00:03:51,769 Oh, Lindsay and Tobias never visit. 79 00:03:51,874 --> 00:03:54,434 We're so bad! 80 00:03:54,543 --> 00:03:57,103 I-I actually meant Lindsay and Nellie. 81 00:03:57,213 --> 00:03:59,647 You call him that too? 82 00:03:59,749 --> 00:04:03,515 - Oh, it's so nice to be able to talk like this. - Where's Dad? 83 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,281 - What's all this? - Computer stuff from the office. 84 00:04:06,389 --> 00:04:10,553 Pop, you're not doin' another one of those Black Fridays? Your mass firings? 85 00:04:10,660 --> 00:04:13,185 Before firing his employees, however... 86 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:16,527 George Sr. had been sure to clear the office of its valuables. 87 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,725 So, when do we get to see our new, fancy offices? 88 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:22,133 Soon as you get your new, fancy jobs. You're all fired. 89 00:04:22,238 --> 00:04:24,365 The employees never saw it coming... 90 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:29,809 even though their first task was often to unload computers from a rental truck. 91 00:04:29,912 --> 00:04:32,881 No, it's not a Black Friday, although I did enjoy those. 92 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:36,418 No, the prosecution's gonna want to have access to the hard drive... 93 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:40,148 so I just want to make sure everything's nice and clean for them. 94 00:04:40,256 --> 00:04:42,224 - What the hell is that thing? - An electromagnet. 95 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,156 Think of it as a giant delete key. 96 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:46,228 Well, I hate to spoil your fun, Dad... 97 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:49,924 but I got backups on all of that stuff, and this is illegal. 98 00:04:50,032 --> 00:04:52,364 Oh! Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold... 99 00:04:52,468 --> 00:04:55,164 but I am trying to protect my family. 100 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,269 That's not a real gold necklace, is it? 101 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:02,276 Well, it wasn't really your 50th birthday. 102 00:05:02,378 --> 00:05:04,869 You know, Dad, you can't have this stuff in here, all right? 103 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:06,880 And we don't need more trouble. 104 00:05:06,982 --> 00:05:10,577 It's bad enough you got Buster faking a coma just so he doesn't have to testify. 105 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,950 I've been trying to get him out of that coma. 106 00:05:13,055 --> 00:05:15,751 It's costing us a fortune. He's sleeping us dry. 107 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:19,851 Okay, faker, I'm cutting the cord. 108 00:05:19,962 --> 00:05:24,126 I'll see ya at the snack machine. 109 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:26,895 If he knows that you don't want him in the coma, then why's he still in it? 110 00:05:27,002 --> 00:05:29,402 For some reason, he won't tell me. 111 00:05:29,505 --> 00:05:32,770 - He'd fallen for his day nurse. - Buster, you're so dear. 112 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,709 She'd found his complete lack of personality and movement enchanting. 113 00:05:36,812 --> 00:05:40,145 I wish you could say something. 114 00:05:40,249 --> 00:05:44,151 Course, if you did, everything would be ruined 'cause you wouldn't be as pure. 115 00:05:44,253 --> 00:05:48,781 Speaking of living a lie, I don't suppose either of you have remembered who this N. Bluth is. 116 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:51,416 Not a Nick or a Nellie? 117 00:05:51,527 --> 00:05:55,054 Just the one who married Lindsay. 118 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:57,462 Oh, isn't it fun to talk like this? 119 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:03,402 So Michael returned to the office, where the atmosphere was paranoid. 120 00:06:03,506 --> 00:06:06,107 - Is it Black Friday? - No one's getting fired. No one's getting fired. 121 00:06:06,175 --> 00:06:08,109 But we haven't been paid, and they took our computers. 122 00:06:08,210 --> 00:06:12,306 This looks bad, but it's just my father trying to erase the hard drives to avoid conviction. 123 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,883 The company is fine. This is... This is fun though, isn't it? 124 00:06:14,984 --> 00:06:16,952 They brought out all the old machines. 125 00:06:17,052 --> 00:06:20,488 They've seen better days, but I'm sure they're all functional, right? 126 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,251 - Like Tom here. - I'm 30. 127 00:06:23,359 --> 00:06:25,418 You're kidding me. 128 00:06:25,528 --> 00:06:28,793 But Michael found the equipment frustrating as well. 129 00:06:28,898 --> 00:06:33,096 "Gob's Program"? Idiot. 130 00:06:33,202 --> 00:06:35,727 And then he noticed something else. 131 00:06:38,207 --> 00:06:40,539 - Nellie. - Michael, I gotta talk to... 132 00:06:40,643 --> 00:06:43,373 Oh, wow. K-Y pro, huh? 133 00:06:43,479 --> 00:06:45,504 Hey, don't get any moisture on these babes. 134 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,548 Hey! Tobias. 135 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:49,618 Buddy, I needed that information. 136 00:06:49,718 --> 00:06:51,777 This is that sister I've been lookin' for. 137 00:06:51,887 --> 00:06:55,220 Just hit "print screen." I'm sure that whatever's on there will come up. 138 00:06:55,324 --> 00:06:57,724 Oh, look at that. 139 00:06:59,328 --> 00:07:01,626 I kind of remember these being faster, you know? 140 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:05,791 Well, we were probably all so jacked up on amyl and disco music we didn't notice. 141 00:07:05,901 --> 00:07:07,801 But I'm glad about this printer lag... 142 00:07:07,903 --> 00:07:10,997 because I was hoping to have a jaw session with you. 143 00:07:11,106 --> 00:07:13,574 Why don't we just say as long as that means a talk? 144 00:07:13,676 --> 00:07:18,170 I find myself attracted to someone who's not my wife. 145 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,647 - What's her name? - Michael. 146 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:24,913 - Can you believe it? - You're married to my sister. 147 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:26,920 Don't you think I know that? 148 00:07:27,022 --> 00:07:29,820 - I-I'm not interested in you that way. - What way? 149 00:07:29,925 --> 00:07:31,859 - Pick one. - No. 150 00:07:31,961 --> 00:07:34,930 Did you think you were the Michael I was talking about? No. 151 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:38,261 - What? - No, interesting that your mind went there though. 152 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:43,327 Okay. Uh, no. I'm afraid the Michael I'm talking about is all lady. 153 00:07:43,439 --> 00:07:46,169 - She's the trainer at my gym. - The trainer you started with today? 154 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:49,608 - Indeed. Can you believe she's a bodybuilder? - Indeed. 155 00:07:49,712 --> 00:07:52,044 What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? 156 00:07:52,147 --> 00:07:55,048 - What am I doing? - You're nervous about becoming intimate with Lindsay again. 157 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:57,550 - I guess. - You probably should not rush into things. 158 00:07:57,653 --> 00:08:00,622 Don't call this girl-Michael. Stay away from the gym. 159 00:08:00,723 --> 00:08:03,419 - Just leave it alone. - Wise words, boy-Michael. 160 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:06,689 I'll tell you, if I wasn't so dripping and disgustingly sweaty right now... 161 00:08:06,795 --> 00:08:09,958 I'd hop over this desk and give you such a hug. 162 00:08:10,065 --> 00:08:12,590 - Hey, coulda, shoulda, woulda. - Hey, hey. No, no. 163 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,670 Ooh, look. Number's up. Look at that. 164 00:08:15,771 --> 00:08:17,966 Ah, it would've been a seven. 165 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:21,201 Later that night, Lucille visited Buster in the hospital. 166 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:25,269 - What the hell is this? - My name is Representative John Van Heusen. 167 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:28,646 I am here to protect the dignity of this boy's life. 168 00:08:28,751 --> 00:08:30,810 Dignity? Easy for you to say. 169 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,047 I'm the one who has to loofah his stump. 170 00:08:33,155 --> 00:08:36,420 I believe death is wrong in all of its forms, except lethal injection. 171 00:08:36,525 --> 00:08:39,085 But that's just as a deterrent against more death. 172 00:08:39,194 --> 00:08:42,425 And this young man is enjoying life. 173 00:08:42,531 --> 00:08:44,795 Hey! Hey! Huh? Hey, look at us, huh? 174 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,891 We're havin' a blast here, huh? 175 00:08:47,002 --> 00:08:49,493 How the hell did you even find out about Sleeping Beauty here? 176 00:08:49,605 --> 00:08:52,574 It was an anonymous tip from someone who cares about Buster's life. 177 00:08:52,675 --> 00:08:54,768 It's not ringing any bells. 178 00:08:54,877 --> 00:08:56,640 In fact, it was Buster himself. 179 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,475 They're trying to kill Baby Buster. 180 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,675 Oh, that's right... from the videos. 181 00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:04,912 Well, no one's killin' Baby Buster on my watch. 182 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:08,353 That is unless, of course, it's as a penalty in a three-strikes scenario. 183 00:09:08,457 --> 00:09:12,450 No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. 184 00:09:12,561 --> 00:09:14,688 Michael, meanwhile... 185 00:09:14,797 --> 00:09:18,255 had called one number after another until he found Frank... 186 00:09:18,367 --> 00:09:21,336 - a colleague of the woman he knew as Nellie. - I'm looking for Nellie. 187 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:24,497 Yeah. Well, she's workin' a software convention at some hotel. 188 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:27,667 - I can set up a meeting at the bar, man. - Appreciate it. 189 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,074 So Michael arrived at the bar... 190 00:09:30,179 --> 00:09:33,979 hoping to spot someone who could be his sister. 191 00:09:35,985 --> 00:09:39,284 She grew into the nose. Nellie? Hey! Hi. 192 00:09:39,388 --> 00:09:41,288 Michael. Frank sent me. 193 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:44,382 - I think I might be interested in your services. - You won't be sorry. 194 00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:47,121 Yeah? I was hoping that maybe we could just talk a little bit first, huh? 195 00:09:47,229 --> 00:09:50,062 - Yeah, most people want to. - They did talk. 196 00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:54,295 And Michael felt a connection like he'd never felt with anyone in his family. 197 00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:56,837 I had a locker on the first floor freshman year... 198 00:09:56,939 --> 00:10:00,306 right next to the caf with all the junior lockers, so it was clearly a mistake. 199 00:10:00,409 --> 00:10:03,674 - But I didn't say anything, right? - Ooh, you're bad. 200 00:10:03,779 --> 00:10:05,974 I had that same locker all throughout sophomore year. 201 00:10:06,081 --> 00:10:09,312 - Junior year they had me on the third floor with all the frosh. - That is wild. 202 00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:12,410 I had the same combo throughout 'cause I transferred the lock. Let me tell you why. 203 00:10:12,521 --> 00:10:15,718 Hey, let's see what some of the other folks are up to. 204 00:10:17,126 --> 00:10:19,094 Nothing there. 205 00:10:20,462 --> 00:10:22,362 Or there. 206 00:10:22,464 --> 00:10:25,831 Oh, my. 207 00:10:25,934 --> 00:10:28,334 Let's get back to Michael. 208 00:10:28,437 --> 00:10:31,167 It was Joe Namath's number, Babe Ruth's number, then my birthday. 209 00:10:31,273 --> 00:10:33,503 That is a great story. 210 00:10:33,609 --> 00:10:35,668 It wasn't a great story. 211 00:10:35,778 --> 00:10:39,111 Nellie was just a great listener. Most prostitutes are. 212 00:10:39,214 --> 00:10:41,045 Nellie, the hell with formalities. 213 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:43,516 - I think you and I should do business together. - Me too. 214 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:54,421 Michael had just hired a woman he'd secretly believed to be his sister. 215 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,656 How did you get into this line of work? 216 00:10:56,765 --> 00:10:59,996 But, of course, he'd also yet to figure out she was a prostitute. 217 00:11:00,101 --> 00:11:03,662 I was buried in loan debt from business school, so I started whoring myself out. 218 00:11:03,772 --> 00:11:05,672 Not that there weren't clues. 219 00:11:05,774 --> 00:11:09,073 What do you say we go up to my room and seal the deal? 220 00:11:09,177 --> 00:11:12,010 You're stayin' here, huh? I was actually hoping to get into your business tomorrow. 221 00:11:12,113 --> 00:11:14,843 It would give you a chance to meet everybody in the office. 222 00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:17,042 'Cause you're gonna be working for the whole staff. 223 00:11:17,152 --> 00:11:18,949 - You're gonna be filling three openings. - Oh! 224 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:22,512 I heard there were a couple of girls like me consulting over at Enron. 225 00:11:22,624 --> 00:11:26,355 So the next day, Michael introduced his new consultant to his staff... 226 00:11:26,461 --> 00:11:28,361 who weren't that pleased to meet her. 227 00:11:28,463 --> 00:11:31,864 You hired someone else? We haven't even been paid yet. 228 00:11:31,966 --> 00:11:34,366 That's exactly why I hired her... to help out with the finances. 229 00:11:34,469 --> 00:11:38,030 She's absolutely amazing at that stuff. Right? You do do finances and stuff, right? 230 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:41,597 - I do all sorts of scenes. - There you go. Okay, guys. 231 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:44,076 Don't be afraid to put her in any position that you want, okay? 232 00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:47,580 Dave, you give her access to everything, okay? 233 00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:50,480 I want you guys to think of her as Nellie Bluth, all right? 234 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:53,884 In fact, we should probably get an I.D. With that printed on it, okay? 235 00:11:53,988 --> 00:11:56,422 But she did have a list of "won'ts." 236 00:11:56,524 --> 00:12:00,051 We're gonna have some ground rules first, okay? No!@%$# 237 00:12:00,161 --> 00:12:02,391 !@%$ing or!@%ting. 238 00:12:02,497 --> 00:12:05,989 And no!@%$#% unless you're wearing a!@%$#. 239 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,069 Or you!@%$#% before you!@%$ me. 240 00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:12,503 And if this winds up on the Web, I will!@%$ you in the!@%. 241 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,405 Our computers don't even work on the Internet. 242 00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:18,172 Who's first? 243 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,338 Back at the model home, George Michael was still... 244 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,416 trying to make his accidental marriage work. 245 00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:26,476 I thought maybe tonight we could pop in an!@%$#%@! in the old DVD player... 246 00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:29,250 and sit and watch it, maybe just the two of us, husband and wife? 247 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:32,918 I'm just kidding. I mean, the State of California isn't, but... 248 00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:34,927 You know, that's what makes it funny. 249 00:12:35,029 --> 00:12:37,497 - I'm worried you're taking this too seriously. - Are... 250 00:12:37,599 --> 00:12:39,658 Just the opposite. 251 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,701 What the hell is that? 252 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,275 I bought you a wedding ring... tone. 253 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:51,777 Opposite of serious. 254 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,974 And Michael was getting an update on how his newest employee, Nellie... 255 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,983 was working out. 256 00:12:57,085 --> 00:12:59,918 Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is... That is great. 257 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,955 Uh, you mean "away" though, right? 258 00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:04,616 Because otherwise it sounds a little different. 259 00:13:04,726 --> 00:13:07,194 But, uh, that's, uh... that's outstanding. 260 00:13:07,295 --> 00:13:09,627 Real good. You forgot to say "away" again. 261 00:13:09,731 --> 00:13:12,666 But, uh, listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. 262 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:16,464 Nellie has blown them all away. 263 00:13:16,571 --> 00:13:18,471 Yeah, well, I think it's crazy. 264 00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:21,906 You've given her access to everything... the banking... and for what? 265 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,639 You're basing this on the fact she shares a name with someone you played with as a baby. 266 00:13:25,747 --> 00:13:27,647 Lindsay, I can tell that it's real. 267 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:30,217 It's like that feeling that you read about twins having. 268 00:13:30,318 --> 00:13:32,718 We're twins. You didn't give me access to the banking. 269 00:13:32,821 --> 00:13:36,348 No, you just... you'd go out and you'd just whore it up, Lindsay, you know? 270 00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:38,584 She's different. She's a little bit more like me. 271 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,628 - It's like we finish each other's... - Sandwiches? 272 00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:43,629 Sentences. 273 00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:45,699 - Why would I say... - Sandwiches? 274 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,667 That time I was gonna say sandwiches. 275 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:51,500 - So I guess you haven't told Nellie what you're thinking. - No, I have not. 276 00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:53,506 I've been waiting for the right time. 277 00:13:53,608 --> 00:13:56,907 I want to make sure she trusts me, especially since Dad is probably setting her up. 278 00:13:57,011 --> 00:14:00,879 But I might want to hurry with that operation because she's charging us a fortune... 279 00:14:00,982 --> 00:14:03,780 and she's got this old boss that's claiming he wants a percentage. 280 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,046 Yo, man, you owe me money. I ain't no dummy. 281 00:14:06,154 --> 00:14:10,591 And it better be soon, or you're gonna feel my hand up your!@%$#. 282 00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:13,320 So Nellie wants to meet me tonight for drinks. Maybe I'll tell her then. 283 00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:16,693 That's funny. I'm going out tonight for drinks too... with an exciting new man. 284 00:14:16,798 --> 00:14:19,130 Really trying to make that marriage work, aren't you? 285 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,431 Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I'm feeling a little pressure here. 286 00:14:22,537 --> 00:14:25,938 If you had to have sex with Tobias in four months, you'd be shopping for a way out too. 287 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,203 I stand corrected and disgusted. 288 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,540 And Michael arrived for his meeting with Nellie. 289 00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:33,546 - Are you Michael? - Yes. 290 00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:36,549 - There's a nellie at the end of the bar wants to see you. - Great. Thank you. 291 00:14:36,651 --> 00:14:38,380 - Oh, it's Tobias. - Michael. 292 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:43,549 Look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. 293 00:14:43,658 --> 00:14:45,558 I-I think I-I see what's happening. 294 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:48,424 - You're meeting girl-Michael at the bar? - It was her idea. 295 00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:50,895 She wanted to get a drink, and I know it's crazy. 296 00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:53,593 I mean, I'm married. And the carbs. 297 00:14:53,701 --> 00:14:56,829 Well, Tobias, sometimes life is about making difficult... 298 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,906 Sandwiches. I know. 299 00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:01,168 - You read my mind. - Oh, God. Here she is. 300 00:15:04,045 --> 00:15:06,479 - Next to that guy? - Uh, what guy? 301 00:15:06,581 --> 00:15:08,481 That guy. 302 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,780 - No, that's her. - Him? 303 00:15:11,886 --> 00:15:13,786 That's a girl. 304 00:15:13,888 --> 00:15:16,254 I-I think the name Michael is making you look for a man. 305 00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:19,383 - Think I'm lookin' at a man. - Michael. 306 00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:21,086 - Yes? - Yes. 307 00:15:21,195 --> 00:15:23,322 - No, I meant girl-Michael. - I'm gonna leave you two alone. 308 00:15:23,431 --> 00:15:26,366 So nice to meet you, girl-Michael. 309 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,799 What? Yes? Hi, Nellie. 310 00:15:28,903 --> 00:15:31,428 I was thinking that we could meet down here. 311 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,871 Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna come up. 312 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,205 I really need to see you. 313 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,541 I really want to see you too. There's something we need to talk about. 314 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,945 - I've always been mildly attracted to you. - What? 315 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,280 Let's face it. There's no denying that there's a heat between us. 316 00:15:44,385 --> 00:15:48,287 - I'd like to deny that. - I know you feel it too... this burning desire. 317 00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:51,916 I-I-I don't feel anything. I-I feel a burning mutual respect. 318 00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:54,995 I've got an outfit that's gonna turn that respect into something fun. 319 00:15:55,096 --> 00:15:57,121 Respect is fun, Nellie. 320 00:15:57,231 --> 00:16:00,564 You're gonna want the respect when you hear where I... Where is the light? 321 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,568 - Don't touch that light! - What? 322 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:06,470 This is what happens when you steal from Frank's stable without payin'. 323 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,974 You want to be her pimp, you gotta settle up with me. 324 00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:11,409 - Pimp? You mean that she's a... - Lady of the evening. 325 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:15,278 Working girl. She turns illusions for money. 326 00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:18,147 And that's when Michael recognized the voice. 327 00:16:18,252 --> 00:16:20,152 - Tricks. - Wait a minute. 328 00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:22,882 Don't you do it! Ain't nobody gonna see what Frank look like! 329 00:16:22,991 --> 00:16:26,222 Franklin is Frank? 330 00:16:28,997 --> 00:16:31,363 Michael had just discovered that his brother... 331 00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:34,367 was the pimp for the woman he thought was his sister. 332 00:16:34,469 --> 00:16:36,937 What the hell is going on? Nellie is not a prostitute. 333 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:40,599 Of course she is. Oh, but I can see what the misunderstanding is. 334 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,836 You didn't know. Maybe we can give him a family discount! 335 00:16:43,945 --> 00:16:46,243 Family discount is right. This is the sister that I've been talking about. 336 00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:50,010 Maybe I should've been getting a family rate. Oh, my God! 337 00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:52,552 - How do you know her? - Met up with her after a show. 338 00:16:52,653 --> 00:16:54,848 - And you did things with her? - He didn't. 339 00:16:54,956 --> 00:16:59,359 - I did. - Well, if you consider crying like a girl doing something. 340 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:03,590 I just want my brother to respect me, you know. I don't even have a job. 341 00:17:03,698 --> 00:17:08,362 Look, I could use a man's voice on the phone, and I like your little puppet show. 342 00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:11,131 Ain't so little when I take my pants off, lady. 343 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:14,538 I mean, obviously I'd take some of the cry out of that. 344 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,735 But I am not a pimp, Michael. 345 00:17:16,844 --> 00:17:20,871 She needed protection, so I make some threats, I wear this hat... 346 00:17:20,982 --> 00:17:23,109 and I collect my 10%. 347 00:17:23,217 --> 00:17:26,880 Yeah, that's a pimp, and our sister is a prostitute. 348 00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:29,047 - I'm your sister? - I think so. 349 00:17:29,157 --> 00:17:31,057 I found you in my dad's computer. 350 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:34,185 I thought that maybe he was embezzling money and taking advantage of you. 351 00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:37,389 - And that's why I hired you to do your work at the office. - Oh, my God. 352 00:17:37,498 --> 00:17:39,728 Wait a minute. What... What kind of work did you do? 353 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:42,064 No wonder they were so happy. 354 00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:45,731 - I'm so embarrassed! - Nellie, hang on a second. 355 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:50,641 You know, Gob, this might be that sign from God that you should change your ways. 356 00:17:50,745 --> 00:17:53,680 No, I think that's gonna be something big. 357 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:57,444 Downstairs, meanwhile, Lindsay arrived at the bar for her date. 358 00:17:57,552 --> 00:18:00,578 - Michael. Oh, my God! My husband! - Oh, my God! My wife! 359 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,314 - Are you two here for each other? - Is that what you're doing? 360 00:18:03,424 --> 00:18:05,858 - How dare you! - How dare you! 361 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,258 - And with another man! - And with another woman! 362 00:18:08,362 --> 00:18:10,330 Wait, wait. You didn't plan this together? 363 00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:13,958 - I just assumed you wanted a Holy Trinity. - Absolutely not! 364 00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:15,968 We're a happily married couple. 365 00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:19,005 Yes, who happen to be very much in love with each other. 366 00:18:19,107 --> 00:18:22,508 Well, you're still gonna have to pay Frank. 367 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:25,579 - And Michael confronted his father. - I know who N. Bluth is. 368 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,114 It is Nellie, and I found her. 369 00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:30,844 That's your sissy cousin Larry. 370 00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:33,443 Even then we knew. That's why we called him Nellie. 371 00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:36,318 Do you not know that expression, Michael? I thought we were on the same page here. 372 00:18:36,424 --> 00:18:38,858 It's a nice try, Pop, but in your old computer I found a Nellie. 373 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,224 You're tryin' to tell me that that is not my sister? 374 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:44,298 Yes. It's perfectly innocent. She's my prostitute. 375 00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:47,856 I'm a red-blooded man. I have certain needs that your mom can't satisfy. 376 00:18:47,969 --> 00:18:50,267 But sex wasn't one of them. 377 00:18:50,371 --> 00:18:54,273 I just want my brother to hand me my money. 378 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,707 But he's got that hair. 379 00:18:56,811 --> 00:19:00,679 Why can't I have hair and money, and him nothing? 380 00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:03,341 She's not my sister. I let her into the company. 381 00:19:03,451 --> 00:19:07,820 - You didn't give her access to the cash, did you? - She said she liked me. 382 00:19:07,922 --> 00:19:12,950 She's a prostitute. That's her job. Oh, no. The N. Bluth account. 383 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,722 What? The N. Bluth account? That is your account? 384 00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:20,028 Maybe. But it's only embezzlement if you spend it outside the company. 385 00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:22,830 It's gone. It's empty. 386 00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:25,167 - She got to it. - There goes the company. 387 00:19:25,273 --> 00:19:27,173 Okay. Now, hold on now. 388 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:30,733 Let's not panic because I-I know someone who can find her. 389 00:19:30,845 --> 00:19:32,938 - His name is Frank. - That's Gob's puppet. 390 00:19:34,248 --> 00:19:36,842 I'm going to prison. 391 00:19:36,951 --> 00:19:39,112 You haven't heard from Oscar lately, have you? 392 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,687 - No. - Okay. 393 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,188 And the next day Michael returned to the office... 394 00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:46,351 to tell the employees that Black Friday had indeed arrived. 395 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,360 Hey, Ted. What's goin' on? 396 00:19:48,462 --> 00:19:51,260 Nellie got all of us our checks and these great new computers. 397 00:19:51,365 --> 00:19:53,890 Excuse me. Nellie, you did this? 398 00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,231 I took it out of the N. Bluth account. 399 00:19:56,337 --> 00:19:58,703 If you spend it within the company, it gives the prosecutors nothing. 400 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,798 Also, it was the only way to get myself the 10 grand that you owed me. 401 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,377 Ten grand? What... What did you do with these guys exactly? 402 00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:07,709 They mostly just cried. You've got a real morale problem here. 403 00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,978 You cried? 404 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,054 - Listen, I thought that you were going to... - Steal it? 405 00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:16,385 - Yes. - But I might be your sister, remember? 406 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:20,085 The fact that you didn't steal it might actually be proof that you're not. 407 00:20:20,194 --> 00:20:23,493 Even if we're not related, I think I would like for you to work here. 408 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,964 You're very, very good at it... 409 00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:29,332 and what you do for a job is not really a great way to make a living, you know? 410 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,997 - I make 300 grand a year. - Marry me! 411 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:35,075 It's weird on so many levels. 412 00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:37,576 On the next Arrested Development. 413 00:20:37,678 --> 00:20:39,646 Gob has a religious conversion. 414 00:20:39,747 --> 00:20:42,238 I've seen a sign, and I want to make this work. 415 00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:45,615 A committed relationship that actually means something. 416 00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:51,590 How about you? You want to do just the two of us? 417 00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:55,321 And Buster's fake coma is put to its greatest test. 418 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,863 - Don't you die on me. Don't you die on me. - Oh, my.