1 00:00:01,105 --> 00:00:04,438 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,542 --> 00:00:06,533 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,644 --> 00:00:08,635 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,185 --> 00:00:15,880 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,156 --> 00:00:20,647 Michael had received a witness list... 6 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:22,658 for his father's upcoming trial. 7 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,728 Who's on the list? Any blabbers? 8 00:00:24,829 --> 00:00:26,888 They've got one guy who won't be talking. 9 00:00:26,998 --> 00:00:29,489 That is, unless, there's a hand inside of him. 10 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:32,330 - Please, Michael. Even then, I wouldn't say anything. - That's reassuring. 11 00:00:32,437 --> 00:00:34,962 - But I was referring to Gob's puppet Franklin. - Yes! 12 00:00:35,073 --> 00:00:37,564 - I got him in the system. - You did this on purpose? 13 00:00:37,675 --> 00:00:41,441 Oh, yeah. He is re-dyed, rested, and ready to work. 14 00:00:41,546 --> 00:00:44,242 Oughta be a good way to get some press. Oh, I gotta tell Franklin. 15 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:47,078 - I think he meant "get Franklin." - Am I on the list? 16 00:00:47,185 --> 00:00:49,653 - We all are. - Franklin, guess what. 17 00:00:49,754 --> 00:00:51,915 - But I don't know anything. - He hasn't heard anything from me. 18 00:00:52,023 --> 00:00:54,958 - I don't know anything. - You both certainly act innocent. 19 00:00:55,059 --> 00:00:57,027 Buster knew a great deal... 20 00:00:57,128 --> 00:00:59,926 for Lucille almost nightly got drunk and told him. 21 00:01:00,031 --> 00:01:04,229 Your father says he wants me to go all the way to Fallujah. 22 00:01:04,335 --> 00:01:07,771 I thought he meant the sex act that's so popular with your generation. 23 00:01:07,872 --> 00:01:10,602 I know you're awake. Faker! 24 00:01:10,708 --> 00:01:15,111 More significantly, they've put an N. Bluth on the witness list. 25 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:18,842 I hope that doesn't stand for what I think it stands for. Whoa! I did not say that. 26 00:01:18,950 --> 00:01:20,850 You did, Gob. Your mouth moved. Your hand didn't. 27 00:01:20,952 --> 00:01:23,284 Oh. Well, I should work on that. 28 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:26,015 Is there an N. Bluth in the family that we don't know about? 29 00:01:26,124 --> 00:01:29,287 They say there's been money found in an account under that name. 30 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,861 Of course not. The prosecution is trying to test us... 31 00:01:31,963 --> 00:01:34,363 see if we're gonna turn against each other. 32 00:01:34,465 --> 00:01:38,128 They make stuff up. She doesn't exist. 33 00:01:38,236 --> 00:01:40,466 Uh, yet, you refer to her as a "she." 34 00:01:40,571 --> 00:01:43,506 - He, she... What's the difference? - Hear! Hear! 35 00:01:43,608 --> 00:01:46,543 In the dark, it all looks the same. 36 00:01:46,644 --> 00:01:49,340 They're probably just taking a shot in the darkness. 37 00:01:49,447 --> 00:01:52,348 But the good news is that Jan Eagleman called... 38 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:55,317 and she is willing to consider our case. 39 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:58,320 - Jan Eagleman? - She's from the Justice TV. 40 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:00,652 Not another media whore. 41 00:02:00,758 --> 00:02:03,693 You know, frankly, I think I can put together a pretty good defense. 42 00:02:03,794 --> 00:02:05,819 Oh, no. He thinks he's a lawyer again. 43 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:07,591 Devotees will remember that Michael... 44 00:02:07,698 --> 00:02:10,826 once played a lawyer in a school play. 45 00:02:14,472 --> 00:02:17,669 You know, just because you played a role doesn't make it real. 46 00:02:17,775 --> 00:02:20,608 Of course, Buster did grow up to be Captain Hook. 47 00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:24,340 - Not cool, Mom. - Oh, please. You'd be a lousy attorney. 48 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:27,144 The first piece of evidence against us, you'd run for the hills. 49 00:02:27,251 --> 00:02:29,583 No, Jan is interested. She carries a lot of weight... 50 00:02:29,687 --> 00:02:32,053 and she is not charging us anything. 51 00:02:32,156 --> 00:02:34,056 Like to see a whore that does that! 52 00:02:34,158 --> 00:02:36,422 Not the "carrying the weight" part. 53 00:02:36,527 --> 00:02:38,427 But, on the other hand, if it's free... 54 00:02:38,529 --> 00:02:42,522 She wants us to do a mock trial. Sort of a dry run just to get us ready. 55 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:45,898 I guess we could all use some experience in the courtroom. I'll go check her out. 56 00:02:46,003 --> 00:02:49,234 But I'll tell you all right now, no one is going to lie on that stand. 57 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:52,366 And no one is gonna betray the family. 58 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:55,138 Buster was nervous. 59 00:02:55,246 --> 00:02:58,443 That's what all the rocking and humming was about. 60 00:02:58,549 --> 00:03:01,643 And Michael met with Justice TV's Jan Eagleman... 61 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:04,778 who was currently doing a tech rehearsal. 62 00:03:04,889 --> 00:03:07,380 We're doing a tech rehearsal for my new show... Judge Reinhold. 63 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:10,426 - It's a reality courtroom show. - You know that there's an actor by that name, right? 64 00:03:10,528 --> 00:03:12,621 This is what they put me in. Why did I lose all the weight... 65 00:03:12,730 --> 00:03:14,630 if they're gonna put me in a pool cover? 66 00:03:14,732 --> 00:03:18,668 - I'm sorry. Are you an actual judge? - No. That's just a coincidence. 67 00:03:18,769 --> 00:03:23,001 I read somewhere Judge Judy made $25 million last year. 68 00:03:23,107 --> 00:03:25,940 I'm, like, hey, I never even heard of the guy. 69 00:03:26,043 --> 00:03:29,137 So you just... You're doin' this because your name is Judge? 70 00:03:29,247 --> 00:03:31,909 Honestly, this is the first time I put those two things together. 71 00:03:32,016 --> 00:03:34,143 Maybe we should take "Judge" out of the title... 72 00:03:34,252 --> 00:03:36,914 and go with my original title: Mr. Reinhold's Courtroom. 73 00:03:37,021 --> 00:03:39,649 No, no, no. We're changin' the name. 74 00:03:39,757 --> 00:03:41,952 Thanks, Michael. 75 00:03:42,059 --> 00:03:45,620 I've got 250,000 talking magazine ads, and he wants to change the name. 76 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:47,698 My name is Judge. 77 00:03:47,798 --> 00:03:49,698 - Hear you wanna do a mock trial. - Mmm. 78 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,597 - Yeah? - And we can do it here on the set. 79 00:03:51,702 --> 00:03:54,364 'Cause I'm looking for Judge Reinhold to have a little practice too. 80 00:03:54,472 --> 00:03:56,440 - Uh-huh. - I'll be acting as the prosecutor. 81 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,667 That way, I can see how your family holds up. 82 00:03:58,776 --> 00:04:01,768 Families that do well are the ones that stick together. 83 00:04:03,247 --> 00:04:05,147 Well, that's-that's us. 84 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:08,514 Um, we are going to need a defense attorney, right, for the mock trial? 85 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:11,782 - And that's not gonna be cheap. - You know the case. Why not you? 86 00:04:14,759 --> 00:04:17,956 Yes. Yeah, give me a chance to show my dad what I can do. 87 00:04:18,062 --> 00:04:20,792 I'll-I'll-I'll show him. I'll make a fool out of him... 88 00:04:20,898 --> 00:04:23,526 while sticking together. 89 00:04:23,634 --> 00:04:26,797 - Excuse me one minute. - And that's when Michael found out... 90 00:04:26,904 --> 00:04:29,031 his brother Buster was in a coma. 91 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:31,404 - What happened? How is he? - We're waiting for the doctor. 92 00:04:31,509 --> 00:04:35,673 I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious throughout the entire trial... 93 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:39,307 and when it's over he wakes up and gets a big toy. 94 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,647 Wait a minute. Are you responsible for this, Mom? 95 00:04:41,752 --> 00:04:45,051 Did you put one of your sons into a coma so that he can't testify? 96 00:04:45,156 --> 00:04:50,685 Michael, how dare you! Of course, it crossed my mind, but this was all Buster. 97 00:04:50,795 --> 00:04:54,287 - He got into your brother's pills. - Not the Forget-Me-Nows? 98 00:04:54,398 --> 00:04:57,265 He asked me for them. I didn't know. I thought he was dating again. 99 00:04:57,368 --> 00:05:00,496 Hope you don't mind me saying, but these things can go on indefinitely. 100 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:03,198 My mother's been in that bed for two years. 101 00:05:03,307 --> 00:05:06,572 Oh, how awful! We don't have a private room. 102 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:09,441 They won't let me take out her feeding tube. And I'm lucky. 103 00:05:09,547 --> 00:05:11,674 I have the resources to pay for these medical bills. 104 00:05:11,782 --> 00:05:13,716 You have resources? 105 00:05:13,818 --> 00:05:16,616 - What good is my money if I can't bring her back? - But you can't. 106 00:05:16,721 --> 00:05:20,020 Money should be spent on dating. Is that what you were gonna say? 107 00:05:20,124 --> 00:05:23,355 - Let's go ahead and wait outside. - So, you come here often? 108 00:05:23,461 --> 00:05:25,622 Cute button. 109 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:28,460 - How is he? - We're still waitin' to find out. 110 00:05:28,566 --> 00:05:31,194 I got here as soon as I could. Oh, the red tape. 111 00:05:31,302 --> 00:05:35,068 - Looks a little bit more like Red Prawn, Dad. - It's the shrimp fest. 112 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:36,696 Oh, the shrimp. 113 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:39,935 Do you realize Buster's probably in this state because of you and Mom? 114 00:05:40,044 --> 00:05:43,377 He's obviously afraid of what he knows, and he's just trying to forget. 115 00:05:43,481 --> 00:05:45,381 Does he know who N. Bluth is? 116 00:05:45,483 --> 00:05:48,043 Right now, he doesn't know who B. Bluth is. 117 00:05:48,152 --> 00:05:51,280 I'm gonna need some real answers outta you, because I've just discussed it with Jan. 118 00:05:51,389 --> 00:05:53,289 I am going to be pretending to be your attorney... 119 00:05:53,391 --> 00:05:56,485 at the mock trial before Judge Reinhold. 120 00:05:56,594 --> 00:05:59,461 You're the lawyer? That's the same representation Captain Hook had. 121 00:05:59,563 --> 00:06:02,623 It's so good to laugh again. 122 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:04,633 - Oh, it feels good. - It does. 123 00:06:04,735 --> 00:06:06,828 They say seven minutes heals all wounds. 124 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:10,998 Wait. Not the Judge Reinhold show from all those magazine ads? 125 00:06:11,108 --> 00:06:15,511 - They're all over the place. Look at this. - My name is Judge. 126 00:06:15,613 --> 00:06:17,638 I didn't even know that this kind of technology existed. 127 00:06:17,748 --> 00:06:20,239 I could use this in my ventriloquism act. 128 00:06:20,351 --> 00:06:22,979 There a bar here? 129 00:06:23,087 --> 00:06:26,523 Well, Buster's in what we call a light-to-no coma. 130 00:06:26,624 --> 00:06:30,492 In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. 131 00:06:30,594 --> 00:06:33,119 - Could that mean that he's faking it? - Highly likely this is fake. 132 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:35,664 Although, there doesn't seem to be very much brain activity. 133 00:06:35,766 --> 00:06:39,429 - No. That's him. - I think it's very important we remember he's fully insured. 134 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:42,267 - I say we see how this plays out. - Absolutely. 135 00:06:42,373 --> 00:06:44,273 We're gonna be here every day. 136 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:48,778 I don't care if it takes from now till the end of shrimp fest. 137 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:52,474 If this young man gets bored, we need a lot of volunteers here at the hospital. 138 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:54,642 Turning over the bedridden, changing bedpans. 139 00:06:54,752 --> 00:06:57,380 - Or there's a mall across the street. - Oh, you want excitement? 140 00:06:57,488 --> 00:06:59,388 Well, we have a group of young people... 141 00:06:59,490 --> 00:07:01,981 who put on fake weddings for our Alzheimer's patients. 142 00:07:02,092 --> 00:07:05,459 It actually would probably look pretty good on some college applications. 143 00:07:05,563 --> 00:07:08,157 - Would I have to touch the old people? - Only their hearts. 144 00:07:08,265 --> 00:07:11,132 You could be a groom. Bring a little girlfriend up there with you. 145 00:07:11,235 --> 00:07:13,965 - I don't have a girlfriend. - Sister then, or a cousin. 146 00:07:14,071 --> 00:07:16,562 Of course, you're gonna have to kiss. 147 00:07:16,674 --> 00:07:18,642 Guess who liked that idea? 148 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:22,143 He says he doesn't wanna do it. I'm actually trying to respect his choices lately. 149 00:07:22,246 --> 00:07:25,181 Great. I was just... Well, don't answer for... I, um... 150 00:07:25,282 --> 00:07:30,015 Yeah, 'cause I know exactly the cousin. I mean, the girl. 151 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,020 I would want to give, and she'll wanna give too. 152 00:07:32,122 --> 00:07:35,489 And we'll do that together for them, for the sake of... 153 00:07:35,593 --> 00:07:37,993 It's a great day... 154 00:07:39,597 --> 00:07:42,589 for being sad. 155 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:45,897 And later, Michael was preparing for his case. 156 00:07:46,003 --> 00:07:48,335 So I've got a date with the guy with the brain-dead mom. 157 00:07:48,439 --> 00:07:51,931 I mean, it's just a picket for them to pull the plug on our loved ones. 158 00:07:52,042 --> 00:07:54,533 Given up hope on Buster pretty quickly there, Lindsay. 159 00:07:54,645 --> 00:07:57,580 Listen, I know Buster. I know what he wants. 160 00:07:57,681 --> 00:07:59,376 Oh, I love soup. 161 00:07:59,483 --> 00:08:02,782 If the only thing I could do was lay in bed all day and eat soup, I'd be happy. 162 00:08:02,887 --> 00:08:06,015 I wouldn't even have to taste it. I could just take it through a tube. 163 00:08:06,123 --> 00:08:09,149 That would actually be better, 'cause I wouldn't even burn my mouth. 164 00:08:10,361 --> 00:08:12,921 Never let me die. 165 00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:17,433 Yeah, he wants out. Anyway, you and I both know he's probably just faking. 166 00:08:17,535 --> 00:08:19,435 - Busy? - Actually, I'm... 167 00:08:19,537 --> 00:08:21,698 Check this out. My lips don't move. You'll call me up to the stand. 168 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,171 Say something like, "Who is this little friend?" And he'll say: 169 00:08:24,275 --> 00:08:26,573 - My name is Judge. - Whose name is Judge? 170 00:08:26,677 --> 00:08:28,975 - My name is... - Okay. - That's a silly name. 171 00:08:29,079 --> 00:08:31,809 - That's enough. - Judge. My name... 172 00:08:31,916 --> 00:08:34,646 - Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly. - Is... 173 00:08:34,752 --> 00:08:36,947 - Please stop. - Now you're correcting my grammar? 174 00:08:37,054 --> 00:08:40,046 Gob, not gonna put Franklin on the stand. And your lips are moving just a little bit. 175 00:08:40,157 --> 00:08:42,557 - Judge. - He's right. His name is Judge now. 176 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:45,094 You know, I think Dad might actually have a case here. 177 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:47,595 I mean, I am concerned about this N. Bluth. 178 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:51,691 But if it is indeed just a ploy on their part, then the only bombshell they've got... 179 00:08:51,802 --> 00:08:55,363 is a blueprint of an Iraqi model home... 180 00:08:55,472 --> 00:08:58,270 the same blueprint as ours with no record... 181 00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:00,275 that we actually got paid for it. 182 00:09:00,377 --> 00:09:04,313 Although, this is strange. Looks like there's a secret room in this one off the hallway. 183 00:09:04,415 --> 00:09:06,508 I wonder if we've got that. I'm gonna go check that out. 184 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:10,576 - Okay, and we're gonna go back to the hospital. - Yeah, good. Check on Buster. 185 00:09:10,688 --> 00:09:12,849 We do need to stick together as a family on this. 186 00:09:12,957 --> 00:09:16,950 Actually, gonna go swipe some more talking magazines, but I'll make sure to poke the head in. 187 00:09:17,061 --> 00:09:19,359 Bye. 188 00:09:21,432 --> 00:09:26,369 And Michael found that there was indeed a secret room... 189 00:09:26,470 --> 00:09:31,567 where his father had stored the family mementoes, including his birth certificate. 190 00:09:31,675 --> 00:09:33,609 "Nichael Bluth"? 191 00:09:35,012 --> 00:09:37,105 Am I N. Bluth? 192 00:09:37,214 --> 00:09:42,277 Is he trying to set me up? If I'm N. Bluth, I'm going to prison. 193 00:09:42,386 --> 00:09:44,684 Nichael was worried. 194 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,059 Michael had just discovered a hidden room in the model home... 195 00:09:51,163 --> 00:09:53,654 where all the family secrets were stored. 196 00:09:53,766 --> 00:09:59,170 My dad's trying to pin all of his crimes on N. Bluth, and I might be N. Bluth. 197 00:09:59,272 --> 00:10:01,297 - Huh. - That's what it says according to my birth certificate. 198 00:10:01,407 --> 00:10:03,875 - All of our family records are up here. - Hmm. 199 00:10:03,976 --> 00:10:07,969 And for some reason, this stack of bodybuilding magazines. 200 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:11,607 Well, I guess your dad must've had these from way back when, huh? 201 00:10:11,717 --> 00:10:13,844 - My name is... - That seems kind of current. 202 00:10:13,953 --> 00:10:16,114 Oh! Who am I trying to kid, Michael? 203 00:10:16,222 --> 00:10:18,417 I was trying to beef up to impress that wife of mine. 204 00:10:18,524 --> 00:10:20,992 But now she's after some rich guy who's trying to kill his mom. 205 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,823 I gotta go talk to my dad. You comin' out? 206 00:10:23,929 --> 00:10:25,954 No. No, I have to fight for my wife. 207 00:10:26,065 --> 00:10:27,896 I'm gonna keep my marriage alive. 208 00:10:30,336 --> 00:10:32,531 One room over, George Michael... 209 00:10:32,638 --> 00:10:36,130 was also trying to convince someone to pursue a fake marriage. 210 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:39,803 We'd have to kiss. Wouldn't that be kind of weird after what we've been through? 211 00:10:39,912 --> 00:10:41,812 Well, that was a long time ago. 212 00:10:41,914 --> 00:10:44,348 It had been two months since they'd kissed. 213 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:47,044 Well, it does sound like a good twist on a wedding film. 214 00:10:47,153 --> 00:10:50,316 - A-A film? - Without the corny "runaway bride" bit in the middle. 215 00:10:50,423 --> 00:10:52,914 - Oh, yeah. - And so, like many people... 216 00:10:53,025 --> 00:10:57,086 who no longer felt anything for each other, they decided to get married. 217 00:10:57,196 --> 00:11:00,654 I'm N. Bluth, aren't I? Legally, that's my real name. 218 00:11:00,766 --> 00:11:04,327 You've been doing all the Iraq business under it thinking it wouldn't be traceable. 219 00:11:04,437 --> 00:11:08,305 - But it is, and I'm going down. - For God's sakes, it's a typo, Michael. 220 00:11:08,407 --> 00:11:11,604 What kind of father do you think I am? They even got your birth date wrong. 221 00:11:11,711 --> 00:11:15,272 - That is my birthday. - It's close to Christmas. Was that hard? 222 00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:20,375 It's a coincidence, Michael. You're not N. Bluth. There is no N. Bluth. 223 00:11:20,486 --> 00:11:23,944 I called Jan Eagleman about this, and she says it sounds pretty bad. 224 00:11:24,056 --> 00:11:27,355 - You called her? She's with the prosecution. - Just for the mock trial. 225 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:29,860 Yeah, but what if she wasn't? 226 00:11:29,962 --> 00:11:33,125 I am glad we're having this mock trial, because it has shown me... 227 00:11:33,232 --> 00:11:36,292 that you cannot be involved in the real defense. 228 00:11:36,402 --> 00:11:38,302 - Oh, come on. - Why can't you be like Buster? 229 00:11:38,404 --> 00:11:43,637 He put himself in a coma to protect this family, poor kid. 230 00:11:43,743 --> 00:11:46,303 - I gotta get down there now. - Shrimp fest is over, Pop. 231 00:11:46,412 --> 00:11:49,870 Really? Better go to Chili's. 232 00:11:49,982 --> 00:11:54,112 Back at the hospital, Lindsay had joined Brian in protest. 233 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:56,711 All they're doing in there is trying to keep people alive. 234 00:11:56,822 --> 00:11:59,552 - It's a life mill. - Oh, hello, Lindsay. 235 00:11:59,658 --> 00:12:02,752 I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine that I met at the gym. 236 00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:07,963 - Hi. I'm Father Ben. - Ben is a Franciscan who can bench-press over 200 pounds. 237 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:11,935 And he talked me into protesting too. Show 'em your sign. 238 00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:16,006 No, the other side, 'cause that... 239 00:12:16,108 --> 00:12:19,134 Tobias, Brian and I believe in the dignity of every human being. 240 00:12:19,245 --> 00:12:22,510 Now, why don't we leave the fruits with the vegetables and go get a coffee? 241 00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:24,515 Do some pushups. 242 00:12:24,617 --> 00:12:27,142 George Michael and Maeby were also at the hospital... 243 00:12:27,253 --> 00:12:30,848 putting on a wedding for the Alzheimer's patients. 244 00:12:30,956 --> 00:12:34,255 And now, they are truly family. It is permanent... 245 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,590 eternal. 246 00:12:36,695 --> 00:12:39,459 And Maeby did the thing she had always thought was so corny... 247 00:12:39,565 --> 00:12:42,033 I can't do this. I can't do this. 248 00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:44,102 - But we're not... - What am I doing? 249 00:12:44,203 --> 00:12:46,194 And ran away. 250 00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:48,205 What are we gonna do? 251 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:51,003 Just give it a minute. 252 00:12:53,579 --> 00:12:56,707 Now it's a bar mitzvah. 253 00:12:56,816 --> 00:12:59,944 And as George Michael acted like a boy becoming a man... 254 00:13:00,052 --> 00:13:03,453 Michael returned to his office to find a man acting like a boy. 255 00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:07,014 - What's this? - Just practicing my testimony. Fake witness box. 256 00:13:07,126 --> 00:13:10,527 And you couldn't have just taken my stuff off the desk first or unplugged my computer? 257 00:13:10,629 --> 00:13:14,030 Justice is swift, Michael. Plus, we need to be prepared for our testimony. 258 00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:18,297 You're not doing any of that "My name is Judge" stuff on the stand, okay? 259 00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:21,567 No. They're all out of magazines at the hospital. Besides, I've got a better idea. 260 00:13:21,674 --> 00:13:23,574 Which he got at the hospital. 261 00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:28,375 Patient presented with gastric bacterial infection coupled with peptic ulcers. 262 00:13:28,481 --> 00:13:31,143 Tetracycline should not be administered due to allergies. 263 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,514 Check this out. You'll say, "Who's this little friend?" 264 00:13:33,619 --> 00:13:36,110 And I'll say, "Well, he's not really feeling that well." 265 00:13:36,222 --> 00:13:38,190 And you'll say, "Oh, what's wrong with the little guy?" 266 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,383 And he'll say... 267 00:13:40,493 --> 00:13:43,155 Patient presented with gastric bacterial infection. 268 00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:47,665 Wow. Sounds like you could use some try-cycling. 269 00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:49,859 Tetracycline should not be administered due to allergies. 270 00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:54,235 Your lips are still moving, and... You stole the doctor's tape recorder? 271 00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:56,001 - Just the tape. - I'm giving it back to him. 272 00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:58,167 - Come on, Michael! - Gob... - I need this! 273 00:13:58,277 --> 00:14:00,837 My career needs this. You know what? Dad was right. 274 00:14:00,946 --> 00:14:03,779 If you really cared about this family, you'd be more supportive of me in this. 275 00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:07,683 Gob, I'm not gonna turn this mock trial into some kind of... 276 00:14:07,786 --> 00:14:11,017 - You were gonna say mockery. - I was in trouble, like, three words into that. 277 00:14:11,123 --> 00:14:13,250 So Michael went back to the hospital... 278 00:14:13,359 --> 00:14:16,522 when he had a visit from the real prosecutor. 279 00:14:16,629 --> 00:14:19,359 Wayne, what are you doin' here? 280 00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:21,865 - We heard about the trial. We wanna make a deal with you. - A deal? 281 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,197 - It's a mock trial. - Read the Patriot Act. 282 00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:27,170 Anything said in a mock trial or daytime courtroom show... 283 00:14:27,273 --> 00:14:30,800 can be used in any real criminal proceeding or prime-time procedural show... 284 00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:34,368 subject to the interpretation of the presiding judge or the executive producer. 285 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,471 In our case, Judge Reinhold is both. 286 00:14:36,582 --> 00:14:38,049 - Did he get EP? - Sure did. 287 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:40,448 Good for him. Anyway, put your dad on the stand... 288 00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:42,578 get him talking, and you get full immunity. 289 00:14:42,688 --> 00:14:45,816 If you don't do it, we're gonna go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you. 290 00:14:45,925 --> 00:14:49,258 You're asking me to conspire against my own client. Couldn't you go to jail for that? 291 00:14:49,361 --> 00:14:54,162 - Think about it, Michael. It may be time to cut and run. - We don't do that in my family. 292 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:02,500 Maeby had just run away from a fake wedding... 293 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:05,302 that had gotten a little too real. 294 00:15:05,409 --> 00:15:09,072 - You know about this room too? - Yeah, it's my dad's exercise room. 295 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,648 Although, for all her worldliness... 296 00:15:11,749 --> 00:15:14,149 Maeby was still a child in many ways. 297 00:15:14,251 --> 00:15:17,152 Yeah, I-I come here to think myself sometimes. But I always knock first. 298 00:15:17,254 --> 00:15:20,121 I-I always do that. I always do that anyway, no matter what room. 299 00:15:20,224 --> 00:15:23,193 - So what happened back there? - I don't know. 300 00:15:23,294 --> 00:15:25,455 I guess I just got a little weirded out. 301 00:15:25,563 --> 00:15:28,191 I mean, we're cousins. It's wrong. 302 00:15:28,299 --> 00:15:30,233 Well, you know, the Torah tells us that the larger wrong... 303 00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:32,825 is to put our own feelings before the commitments we've made. 304 00:15:32,937 --> 00:15:34,837 You know, towards the sick, aged and gross. 305 00:15:34,939 --> 00:15:37,271 - That's not in the Torah. - And, I mean, you know... 306 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,366 we weren't there for ourselves today. 307 00:15:39,477 --> 00:15:42,071 We were there to bring happiness to others. 308 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:47,845 And I just... I just feel now like we left a lot of old people sad there today. 309 00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:49,852 Again, not true. 310 00:15:54,925 --> 00:15:58,986 I mean, you know, I'm not saying it's not weird for me too. 311 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:02,759 I'm saying maybe we could take those weird feelings and turn them into something positive. 312 00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:04,835 He really wanted that kiss. 313 00:16:04,935 --> 00:16:07,631 I mean, I guess it would be a good way to freak out our parents. 314 00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:10,036 Let's freak them out. 315 00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:12,132 Hey, you guys know about this room too, huh? 316 00:16:12,243 --> 00:16:16,202 I'm just lookin' for some evidence for my trial against Pop-Pop... for Pop-Pop. 317 00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:21,550 I mean, seriously, Doctor, when are we gonna know something? 318 00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:24,678 - I'm tryin' to get on with my life. - So is what remains of Buster. 319 00:16:24,789 --> 00:16:26,984 Dr. Farmer, there's a problem in 302. 320 00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:29,355 The patient's having a bad reaction to the tetracycline. 321 00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:32,327 Tetracycline? Didn't I say not to give him that? 322 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,330 Didn't you listen to my notes? 323 00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:42,231 I'm trying to get on with my life, and you know what? You can't deal with it. 324 00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:44,534 - No, I can't, Lindsay. - You're not interested in me. 325 00:16:44,642 --> 00:16:47,611 - And you're not capable of intimacy. - Well, just fake it! 326 00:16:48,979 --> 00:16:50,913 Coma. 327 00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:53,711 And, believe it or not, that actually got through to them. 328 00:16:55,553 --> 00:16:59,182 Now, will you please turn on the Cartoon Network and get the hell out of here? 329 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,190 And the next day... 330 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:04,159 the mock trial began, as did the mock episode... 331 00:17:04,261 --> 00:17:06,252 of what had now been renamed... 332 00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,263 - Mock Trial with J. Reinhold. - Mock Trial with J. Reinhold. 333 00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:11,766 Take one. In five, four, three... 334 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:26,775 All rise for acting's highest honor, Judge Reinhold! 335 00:17:26,884 --> 00:17:30,320 Judge Reinhold is neither a real judge, nor has he received acting's highest honor. 336 00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:34,286 Wow. Thank you. 337 00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:37,792 That's the first time I ever got a standing ovation before the show. 338 00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:41,927 - They're not clapping. - They don't in a courtroom. 339 00:17:42,032 --> 00:17:44,466 Please be seated.f 340 00:17:44,568 --> 00:17:46,627 The proceedings got under way... 341 00:17:46,737 --> 00:17:50,730 and the Bluths set about pretending they were a family that stays together. 342 00:17:50,841 --> 00:17:53,071 You never heard anyone in your family discuss plans... 343 00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:56,374 to either travel to Iraq or do business there? 344 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:01,144 Well, I spend so much time making sweet love on my wife... 345 00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:05,188 that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts and... 346 00:18:05,289 --> 00:18:07,420 - Your witness. - I have nothing. 347 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,194 Oh, how should I know where the money comes from? 348 00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:17,598 I just know where it goes... to taking care of my poor comatose son. 349 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:20,534 And if this were the real trial, I'd cry here. 350 00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:23,766 I'm saving my good stuff too. 351 00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:28,038 - I have no cross at this time. - This is why you're not handling my real defense. 352 00:18:28,145 --> 00:18:30,045 I have one witness, Dad, and he'll clear everything up. 353 00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:32,707 - Gob had a little trouble. - State your name. 354 00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:35,784 My name is Judge. 355 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:38,616 What kind of name is that, magazine? 356 00:18:38,722 --> 00:18:41,555 I'm just gonna go ahead and jump in right here. I have nothing for him. 357 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,690 But now, it was Michael's turn. 358 00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:47,696 Listen, have fun out there, because this is the last time... 359 00:18:47,798 --> 00:18:51,529 you're gonna see this side of a courtroom till your second wife divorces your freckled ass. 360 00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:53,796 Look at that. You just blew your wedding speech. 361 00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:57,067 I'd like to jump right ahead to calling a surprise witness. 362 00:18:57,174 --> 00:19:00,302 - Only witnesses on the list. - Oh, he's on the list. 363 00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:04,074 I would like to call to the stand... 364 00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:07,480 Franklin Delano Bluth. 365 00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:10,213 - You're callin' Franklin, Mikey? - I sure am, pal. 366 00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:13,154 I support my brother. 367 00:19:21,765 --> 00:19:24,325 Your Honor, this is highly unusual. 368 00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:27,495 Well, I'm very curious to see where this is going. I'm gonna allow it. 369 00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:31,041 But I'm warning you, Mr. Bluth, this better make for a good promo. 370 00:19:31,141 --> 00:19:34,372 I was approached by the real prosecution recently... 371 00:19:34,478 --> 00:19:38,778 and was asked if I would be willing to turn on my family and save myself. 372 00:19:38,882 --> 00:19:41,214 Would you please press the play button... 373 00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:44,185 on the tape recorder inside the puppet? 374 00:19:44,288 --> 00:19:47,314 If you don't do it, we're gonna go after N. Bluth, and we think that's you. 375 00:19:47,424 --> 00:19:50,359 You're asking me to conspire against my own client. 376 00:19:50,461 --> 00:19:52,520 Why do there have to be puppets like Frank? 377 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:55,861 - Think about it, Michael. - Well, it looks like we've got a mistrial. 378 00:19:55,966 --> 00:20:00,062 But on the plus side, we've also got a hung jury. Hit it! 379 00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:11,141 You did good out there, Michael. 380 00:20:11,248 --> 00:20:14,115 But it's just a mock trial. Why don't you just take it to the grand jury? 381 00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:18,587 Wanted to prove to you that I could do it. I'm going to a grand jury with that now. 382 00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,714 Actually, Michael had no idea... 383 00:20:20,824 --> 00:20:23,224 that's what he was supposed to do. 384 00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:26,455 Nice job. You have a real shot. You all stuck together, and that's what wins cases. 385 00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:28,292 We don't abandon each other. 386 00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:31,732 - No one's closer than the Bluth family. - They were. 387 00:20:31,835 --> 00:20:34,963 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 388 00:20:35,072 --> 00:20:39,441 For as it turns out, the fake priest was called to a patient's room... 389 00:20:39,543 --> 00:20:43,377 and Father Ben filled in, not knowing it was fake. 390 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,914 And that's how the kids got married. 391 00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:48,576 On the next Arrested Development. 392 00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:52,019 Mock Trial with J. Reinhold leads to imitators. 393 00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:54,022 All rise. Bud Cort is now in session. 394 00:20:54,124 --> 00:20:59,960 - Please be seated. - Hard to sit when you got someone's hand up your ass. 395 00:21:00,064 --> 00:21:01,964 All right, let's lose the puppet. 396 00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:06,002 And Michael discovers that he wasn't N. Bluth after all. 397 00:21:08,138 --> 00:21:10,197 I have an older sister? 398 00:21:10,307 --> 00:21:12,673 So much for not abandoning family.