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Tonight, an Arrested Development
you can't miss.
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A cavalcade of stars.
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The shocking final moments
will be presented live.
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And one of these people...
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will die.
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- The Bluths were desperate.
- I assume you've seen this.
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The press had them
all but finished.
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- What? What is it?
- This isn't gonna work over the phone, Dad.
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Then get Bob Loblaw to hire me
another surrogate.
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That's kind of the point.
Mr. Loblaw no longer works for us...
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because someone wanted a boyfriend.
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- Well, don't blame me.
- I was talking to Lindsay, actually.
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But he was clearly turned off
to the both of you.
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Now, we're gonna need a new lawyer. And that
is going to mean about a $100,000 retainer.
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If we want a chance of keeping this family
going past the next few weeks...
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we're gonna have to pull out
all the stops.
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What am I talking about?
I'm talking about all of you getting jobs.
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The best place to look for a job...
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Who threw the tomato?
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How the hell are we gonna
get a hundred grand?
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I know this isn't exactly
what you're looking for...
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but Maeby was just accepted
into private school.
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- I've sent the check in already.
- No, that's not what I'm lookin' for at all.
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Michael, it's the most
prestigious private school in town.
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Oh, no. Not the Milford Academy.
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Children were neither to be seen nor heard...
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at the school Buster had attended.
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It's the exact opposite.
It's called "Openings."
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Oh, great. That sounds like another one
of those gradeless, structureless...
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New Age "feel-gooderies."
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They teach self-expression and getting
in touch with feelings, Michael.
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- I mean, I know you don't have any.
- The boy who couldn't cry.
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He's a robot!
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Oh, Michael can cry.
He just doesn't wanna rust.
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Yes, he's like the Steel Man
from The Wizard of Oz.
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- Tin Man?
- Is that what he's called?
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- He knows. - Since you sent the check,
this is how you're gonna pay for it.
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You're gonna be in charge of the house.
Cooking, cleaning, all of it.
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You're going to put Lindsay in charge
of the cooking? At least you'll lose weight.
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You know, Mom, I think the only time you ever
cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died.
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You gave us cereal in an ashtray.
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Gob, pal? How about you?
Can you find some work?
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Oh, sure, Michael.
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As what? A waiter?
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Can I get you something, madam?
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- I will have a vodka, though.
- What? Oh.
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If you'd ever accidentally worked a day in your life,
you'd know there's no indignity in it.
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Great. She'll have a vodka.
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Instead of selling out,
becoming housewives and waiters...
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why don't we have a big event?
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Some sort of “Save Our Bluths" type thing.
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We'll throw a legal defense fund dinner.
Ask for donations.
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As long as we don't look desperate.
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We want 'em to think we'll take their help,
but don't need it.
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I should be seen a lot at the club.
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Yeah, our backs are against the wall,
and it's just hard to accept...
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that it's really come to begging.
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Sometimes it's the only way to stay in the game.
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Please tell your friends about this show.
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Michael had asked Lindsay
to take care of the house.
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- And to his surprise, she was sort of doing it.
- You're sort of doing it.
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Yeah, check it out. I found that
canned ham that we'd had forever...
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and I put it in a pot of boiling water.
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- And guess what I'm calling it?
- Soup?
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Hot ham water. You know,
I'm actually a really good mom.
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I think it's 'cause
Maeby's never around.
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You should send George Michael
to Openings too.
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Yes, it could help him
express his feelings.
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My son expresses himself just fine.
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- Isn't that right, Son?
- What? Yeah, it's fine.
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Yeah, I guess.
I don't care. Stop.
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Yes. He's a regular
Freddy Wilson, that one.
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- I don't know that reference.
- No, I don't either.
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Oh, I don't know either.
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- It's this guy.
- My son's fine where he is.
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He's got the S.A.T.'s coming up.
You gotta do well. You studying?
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Yeah, I'm taking a three real quick
so I can get a cream soda.
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- Oh, I'll get that for you.
- No, I will get it. I have to get it myself.
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Just relax.
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Just check the stove real quick.
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You know, Michael, if I may
take off my acting pants for a moment...
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and pull my "analrapist" stocking
over my head...
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George Michael has been
acting strange lately.
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He may have developed
what we in the soft sciences...
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refer to as obsessive-compulsive disorder...
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- or the OC Disorder.
- Don't call it that.
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I think ultimately it's because
he's afraid to express himself.
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Actually, he was afraid his Aunt Lindsay
was going to burn the house down.
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Hi. How are you?
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Cream soda.
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Maybe he does need this school.
Did you see this letter?
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You know, it's done wonders for Maeby.
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- "Maeby is an exceptional young lady."
- Exceptional.
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"We are sure that she is
destined for great things."
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- Great things.
- "And we wish her luck in all her"...
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It says "over." I'd probably have
to crack this open to be sure...
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but this sounds like
an expulsion letter.
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"She's never been to class."
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What boarding school would
lose track of its students?
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- Openings is not a boarding school.
- I thought it was a boarding school.
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Actually, Maeby had been on
the set of a film called Snowboarding School 2...
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in her secret life
as a film executive.
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There goes that nonrefundable tuition.
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It is the one rule they do have there.
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She should be punished for this.
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Tobias, if I can become a more traditional mother,
then maybe you could start being more of...
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Nontraditional mother.
Yes, you're right.
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After all, I am her father.
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The cars are still off,
and I rewashed all the clothes.
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And that's when Michael decided...
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that perhaps Maeby's tuition
didn't have to go to waste after all.
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Meanwhile, Lucille went to work...
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- soliciting for the Bluth fund-raiser.
- We have plenty of money.
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Don't get me wrong. But we can't use
our personal assets to defend the company.
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Just then,
Gob arrived and decided to have a laugh.
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Your drink, madam.
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- Can I get you anything...
- Get that one out of here.
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As you please.
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But Lucille had never
made eye contact with a waiter.
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- Can you drop these off at two?
- Why not?
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I'm just a waiter.
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- So he kept it up.
- We're all out of the halibut.
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The joke was over,
but the lunch rush was just beginning.
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- Hey, new guy. You wanna seat table four?
- Oh, yeah.
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Back at the penthouse,
however, lunch was long overdue.
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I don't suppose she left
anything for me to eat.
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No, just a soup and a half sandwich
and a whole sandwich for me.
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- Ah.
- Hello. Hey.
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So what's going on
with the fund-raiser?
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Well, uh, I don't think the Home Builder's
Organization is gonna be supporting us.
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Yeah, the HBO is not gonna want us.
What do we do now?
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Well, I think it's showtime. I think
we have to have a show during dinner.
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Hey, we could have some celebrities in.
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You know, Oscar winners
like, uh, Nicole Kidman.
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I don't wanna round up
a bunch of famous people...
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that have nothing to do
with our family as some stunt.
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- What's that got to do with us?
- Nothing. You're gonna write a speech about me...
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so they can see how wonderful I am.
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I think we got a better
chance at Nicole Kidman.
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- Oh? Huh?
- Actually, I may have an in with Andy Richter.
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Well, do you think you can get him?
I'm kidding. Of course not him.
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His brother does teach
George Michael at Openings.
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George Michael is going to
that New Age feel-gooderie?
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I don't think that's a good idea.
They're gonna poison him against you.
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Remember what happened
when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school?
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All of a sudden I was
the-the bad guy to her.
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And you don't respect Mom,
and you don't respect women.
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- Are you married?
- Damn school.
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I said to the teacher...
I said, "You poison her, I'll poison you."
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George Sr. did more than just say it.
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He sent the man a basket
of poison muffins.
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Do you know the Muffin Man?
There's a reward if you do.
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Then, would you like some foam
in your coffee?
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It's called a "cuppuccino,"
and wait till you see what it costs.
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You can say what you want
about the Milford Academy.
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The kids who came out of there,
prepared for life.
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Does anyone know how
to eat one of these?
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You know, George Michael's
gonna be fine, okay?
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I just want him to know how to express himself.
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He was actually
having trouble expressing himself.
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Why don't you tell the group
about yourself?
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My name is George Michael Bluth.
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I am a 16-year-old Caucasian male.
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My mom died.
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And I-I guess that's it.
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Hardly. See, if it were me, I would say...
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"I'm Donnie Richter. I have a brother named Andy.
He's an attention hog.
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He can't seem to really attract a real audience,
but I love the fat SOB anyway."
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I thought you looked like Andy Richter.
You guys are identical twins?
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Identical quintuplets, actually.
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There was Andy the show-off,
Donnie the sensitive one...
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Chareth the flirt,
Rocky the risk-taker and Andy's stunt double...
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and Emmett who asked that
we not show his picture...
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although composite photography tells us
he'd look something like this.
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Here's what I want you to do.
I want you to go home tonight...
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and write something about
how you really feel.
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Something critical. Bring it in tomorrow
and read it for the group.
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- Um, will this go toward my grade?
- Oh, we don't have grades here.
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A student either learns and gets an "L,"
or they fluctuate in their learning.
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- And what do we get for that?
- An "F."
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- Maeby, meanwhile...
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- was about to have a learning experience.
- Well.
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I understand you've been having trouble
with that expensive boarding school.
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That's right. I can read.
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Okay, first of all,
Variety got it wrong, all right?
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We didn't want this project.
It was a co-finance with Miramax.
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Poof, Miramax is gone.
We're still on the hook.
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It turns out Jamie Kennedy
can't even snowboard.
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All right, I'll listen to this later.
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Don't tell me where you've been.
It'll just make me worry more. But guess what.
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There's a new daddy in town.
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A discipline daddy.
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Oh, it's, uh... It's a parenting tape.
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If you wanna skip school, that's fine.
You'll just come to work with me.
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But you don't have a job.
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All right. Here.
Tell you what we're gonna do.
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We are going to stuff each one
of these gift bags with...
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a head shot, some glitter
and a decorative hand soap.
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And we're gonna send 'em to
every casting director in town.
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- And don't forget the funny notes.
- "I know where you live. Ha, ha"?
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- Casting directors hate this.
- They really do.
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The glitter queen struck again.
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Never hire Tobias Fünke.
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And back at the country club,
something unusual had happened.
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Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale. Unless,
did you expect me to follow you to your car?
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- They're your tips.
- Tips.
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And Gob realized
he'd accidentally worked a day in his life.
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Lindsay, meanwhile,
was being a mother...
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- when someone showed up who needed one.
- Hey, sister.
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- How'd you get here?
- I walked.
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I tried hitchhiking,
but it's hard to do without a thumb.
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- I'm so hungry.
- Would you like to try some of this?
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Mmm.
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So watery, and yet there's
a smack of ham to it.
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It's hot ham water.
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- Yeah. - Upstairs, George Michael
was struggling with his assignment.
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- Can you think of anything critical
to say about my dad? - Are you serious?
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I have glitter in my lungs from
making goody bags for casting directors.
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And he's given me a hundred more
to do for homework.
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It's, like, "I don't do my homework.
George Michael does my homework."
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And that's when he decided
it was time to cheat off of her.
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It might help if
you expressed yourself.
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It also gave him an opportunity
to smell her neck.
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And the next day,
Michael drove to Openings...
225
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in the hopes of recruiting
Donnie's brother for the fund-raiser...
226
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when he noticed his son
expressing himself rather well.
227
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He pretends he's the great father all of a sudden
and acts like he's all worried about me.
228
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But it turns out he just does it
so I can help him with his joke of a career.
229
00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:36,046
No wonder Mom
wanted out so bad.
230
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
231
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Gob, meanwhile, was several days
in to being an accidental waiter.
232
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And he discovered that
a little flirting helped bring in the tips.
233
00:11:47,065 --> 00:11:50,728
If you didn't have adult-onset diabetes,
I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.
234
00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:55,899
Oh, Gob. You could charm
the black off a telegram boy.
235
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,567
Okay, we'll just tell you now.
She's the one who dies.
236
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,407
His name is Andy something.
237
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,914
I think he's Ed McMahon's kid.
A song and dance man.
238
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,252
Lucille, meanwhile,
was there soliciting for the fund-raiser...
239
00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:08,446
Lucille, meanwhile,
was there soliciting for the fund-raiser...
240
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- but still hadn't noticed him.
- We'll have the lobster tail.
241
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,189
- Until this happened.
- And maybe later you can...
242
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save a little piece of tail for me.
243
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Come on!
244
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:23,467
I hope that isn't the sort of humor
Andy McMahon will be doing.
245
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,593
Lobster, Mom?
246
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,763
- And Michael went to confront Donnie.
- Hey!
247
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Nice haircut and thanks
for turning my son against me.
248
00:12:30,942 --> 00:12:33,035
Oh, oh. No, no. I-I'm Andy.
249
00:12:33,145 --> 00:12:35,545
Oh. Sorry.
250
00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:38,775
Oh, hey. How would you feel about
coming to a fund-raiser at our house?
251
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,444
- How much does it pay?
- It's just a free dinner, but...
252
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,453
- I'll be there.
- Great.
253
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,956
- I'll be in the cafeteria.
- Oh, he's such a pig.
254
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,219
You should know about
bad-mouthing family members.
255
00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:51,227
I heard what you had
my son say out there.
256
00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:53,297
He chose what to say.
257
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,162
- Maybe we should include him in this.
- No need.
258
00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:59,465
You're the one that poisoned him against me.
How would you like that done to you?
259
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,062
Are you threatening to poison me?
260
00:13:02,174 --> 00:13:06,201
I'm just expressing myself, man.
261
00:13:07,846 --> 00:13:11,304
- What did I tell you?
- How dare that Donnie Richter.
262
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,010
Yeah, you gotta take care
of that guy, or I will.
263
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:16,644
- Yeah, yeah. Let me.
- This is not your business. No.
264
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,655
I'm just gonna pull him
out of that school.
265
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:21,749
You're damn right, you are.
We can't have this happen. Not now.
266
00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:24,556
This family has got to stick together.
267
00:13:24,663 --> 00:13:26,563
I don't want Gob coming to this dinner.
268
00:13:26,665 --> 00:13:29,225
- Good idea.
- Guess where he's been getting his money.
269
00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:31,268
Is he following people
to their cars again?
270
00:13:31,369 --> 00:13:33,860
He's a waiter!
271
00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:36,167
- He is? Well, that's great.
- No, it's not great.
272
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,367
Am I the only one that
thinks this family...
273
00:13:38,476 --> 00:13:40,467
is finally starting to become
sympathetic and relatable?
274
00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:43,480
That's what people wanna see, you know.
Lindsay's taking care of the house.
275
00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:45,846
Oh, I forgot about that.
276
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,943
Tell the "housewife"
she's not coming either.
277
00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:52,182
If you don't want her, you don't want me either.
She's taking care of me.
278
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,123
She glued my thumb back on.
279
00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:58,685
Sister's my new mother, Mother.
And is it just me, or is she looking hotter too?
280
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:01,027
- Why don't you marry her?
- Maybe I will!
281
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,794
We're veering away
from relatability again.
282
00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:06,769
Meanwhile, Maeby was
getting tired of being with her father.
283
00:14:06,872 --> 00:14:09,636
Now what we do is we paint our lips
Joan Crawford red...
284
00:14:09,741 --> 00:14:13,700
pop on a little blue eyeliner and then
plant a lipstick kiss on every one of 'em.
285
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:17,407
- Why the blue eyeliner? - Well, she felt
that her eyes were too close together.
286
00:14:17,515 --> 00:14:20,211
Hello? Uh, yeah, uh...
287
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,810
It's a casting director.
Yes, he is available.
288
00:14:23,922 --> 00:14:27,983
Uh, let me put my, uh...
our, uh, assistant on the phone with you.
289
00:14:28,093 --> 00:14:31,494
Thank you, yes. I better get changed.
290
00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:33,621
Thanks, Deb. Yeah.
291
00:14:33,732 --> 00:14:35,893
So, he's Torture Victim
Number Four, right?
292
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,401
No, that's great.
Yeah, he's really into discipline.
293
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,165
And George Michael
was about to get some discipline too.
294
00:14:41,273 --> 00:14:43,173
You are no longer
going to that school.
295
00:14:43,275 --> 00:14:46,472
I don't wanna get into a big discussion about it.
It's just not right for you.
296
00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:49,342
Is this because I cheated off Maeby?
I've never done that before. I swear.
297
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:52,644
I couldn't think of anything about you,
so I asked her to write it about her dad.
298
00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:56,016
- You cheated?
- Yeah, it was stupid of me.
299
00:14:56,121 --> 00:15:00,251
Now Donnie's met you. He's never gonna
believe you were up for a part in Wicked.
300
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:04,317
You do what you have to. You think I want to give
that speech about Dad at the fund-raiser?
301
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:08,866
Sometimes you say you hate your dad to get
a good grade or you like him to make some money.
302
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:11,629
Sounds like you're doing a great job there.
We're keeping you in.
303
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,931
- No...
- I don't wanna have a whole discussion about it.
304
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:18,772
Donnie. Well, I guess
I owe you an apology.
305
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:21,437
No.
306
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,777
- It's Andy again, isn't it?
- Rocky. Andy's the pig.
307
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,351
- Well, you're not exactly...
- I'm his stunt double.
308
00:15:27,452 --> 00:15:29,943
You think I like this?
I disgust myself.
309
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,784
Let go of my dad.
You're gonna hurt him.
310
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:35,951
Oh, no. I'm only making it look like that.
He's totally in charge of the situation.
311
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,465
So what is the problem?
312
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:46,628
Somebody sent my brother Donnie
a basket of poison muffins.
313
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,797
It could've been the Muffin Man.
They never caught him.
314
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,741
- How do you know about that?
- I saw it on Why We Were Scared of the '70s.
315
00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:55,574
And what ever happened to the Muffin Man?
Remember him?
316
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,308
I always pictured a giant six-foot muffin...
317
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,316
trying to eat me while I was eatin' him.
318
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,818
It's kind of a fantasy
I go to a lot now.
319
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,822
And he says you threatened to poison him.
320
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,824
I was upset.
321
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,555
I'd just heard that my son thought I was
a horrible father. But, no, I didn't poison him.
322
00:16:11,663 --> 00:16:13,597
Well, if I find out you did...
323
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,401
Oh, uh, Andy wants to know,
at this dinner...
324
00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:20,335
- you want him to sing or anything?
- A song would be fantastic.
325
00:16:21,873 --> 00:16:25,240
You saw? I thought you didn't know
what I said about you.
326
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:27,243
Well, that wasn't exactly the truth.
327
00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:29,870
But don't worry. I know you don't
have anything bad to say about me.
328
00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:33,542
No. You know what? I think Donnie was right.
I just wasn't digging deep enough.
329
00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:36,017
I think I might've meant what I said.
You never listen to me.
330
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,454
You didn't ask me if I wanted to go to this school.
You didn't ask about what I said.
331
00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:42,617
You threatened my teacher.
You don't respect me.
332
00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:44,854
How can I respect you, man?
333
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,227
It was a complex situation...
334
00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:49,232
without an easy solution.
335
00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:52,701
- Hello?
- The caterers didn't show up. I used the club.
336
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,705
They said we owe them too much money.
I guess all those lunches.
337
00:16:55,807 --> 00:17:01,370
I've got 50 people coming in three hours
and nothing to feed them, no one to serve it.
338
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,880
We have to make a good impression,
or we're finished.
339
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,952
Now that's a clear-cut situation
with the promise of comedy.
340
00:17:08,053 --> 00:17:10,544
Tell your friends.
341
00:17:12,624 --> 00:17:16,617
The Save Our Bluths party
was starting to heat up.
342
00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:25,559
But the same could not be said
for Lindsay's chicken.
343
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,604
What is going on?
They're getting restless.
344
00:17:27,706 --> 00:17:29,606
I can't offer to!@%$ them
in front of their husbands.
345
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,869
This is what you're making?
Poached salmonella?
346
00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,445
It'll be fine.
I'll just put the sauce on them.
347
00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:36,446
What kind of sauce is that?
348
00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:38,448
Wait. This is the water
I thawed the chicken in.
349
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,381
Oh. Well, that should go with chicken.
350
00:17:40,485 --> 00:17:43,079
- Yeah.
- Fantastic.
351
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,088
And some powerful players showed up.
352
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,249
George, Bill Kincade
from Fostco Industries.
353
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,886
- Sort of. - Hope you don't mind.
I sent one of those stupid surrogates.
354
00:17:50,996 --> 00:17:53,658
- You got busted too?
- No, I had a prior engagement.
355
00:17:53,765 --> 00:17:57,929
- I'm at the Fire and Ice Ball.
- Coming through. Chicken in chicken sauce.
356
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,936
Thank you very much for showing up.
357
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,268
Maybe you could sing while
they're bringing out dinners.
358
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,609
Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett.
359
00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:06,236
Uh, I'm not Andy. I'm Emmett.
360
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:09,313
Andy sent me over to let you know
he's not gonna make it tonight.
361
00:18:09,414 --> 00:18:12,178
Michael was suspicious.
I mean, think about it.
362
00:18:12,284 --> 00:18:14,752
We can't show Emmett
without blurring him.
363
00:18:14,853 --> 00:18:18,619
Yeah, he's singing at
the Fire and Ice Ball tonight.
364
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,521
Andy Richter is singing
at the Fire and Ice Ball?
365
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:26,086
You know, I should send Andy
a little basket of poison muffins too.
366
00:18:26,198 --> 00:18:28,098
Muffins?
367
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:31,169
Oh, my God. Dad?
You're the Muffin Man?
368
00:18:31,269 --> 00:18:34,136
You poisoned 25 teachers
during the '70s?
369
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,173
Just the first two.
The others were copycats.
370
00:18:36,274 --> 00:18:39,004
- You poisoned Donnie, didn't you?
- We're losing them. Come on. Come on.
371
00:18:39,111 --> 00:18:42,706
Can I have your attention?
My son would like to say...
372
00:18:42,814 --> 00:18:44,873
just a couple of words about me.
373
00:18:44,983 --> 00:18:48,009
And that's when Michael
noticed his own son.
374
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,213
- You came, huh?
- Yeah, well, it was wrong of me...
375
00:18:50,322 --> 00:18:52,813
to say what I did
about how I felt.
376
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,451
No, you said what you felt, and maybe
it's about time I did the same thing.
377
00:18:56,561 --> 00:19:00,190
So why don't we just let him express himself?
Go ahead, Son.
378
00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:05,395
Um, I was going to say that you don't know
who my father really is.
379
00:19:05,504 --> 00:19:09,565
And-And-And that what has happened to us
is a great injustice...
380
00:19:09,674 --> 00:19:12,142
that we were never really
given a fair chance.
381
00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:15,543
But that's not the truth.
382
00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:17,581
We've been given
plenty of chances.
383
00:19:17,682 --> 00:19:20,480
And maybe, the Bluths
just aren't worth saving.
384
00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:23,816
Maybe we're not that likable. You know?
We're very self-centered.
385
00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:26,584
And my father may be the worst of us.
386
00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,682
Me too. You know, I-I seem to...
387
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,390
I threaten people who I don't feel support me.
388
00:19:32,097 --> 00:19:36,158
He poisons them.
Anyway, here's my advice to you.
389
00:19:36,268 --> 00:19:39,032
Go and take a goody bag
and get out while you can.
390
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,771
The speech was disturbing, the food inedible...
391
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:48,107
and the gift bags pretty frightening.
392
00:19:48,213 --> 00:19:50,340
And when Gob realized
he wouldn't get tipped...
393
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:52,507
Wait. No. No.
Where's everyone going?
394
00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:54,107
The service got a little worse.
395
00:19:54,219 --> 00:19:57,416
No one's leaving until I get my money!
I'll follow you to your cars!
396
00:19:57,522 --> 00:20:01,253
Oh, and then that
old racist woman choked on Buster's thumb.
397
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,190
- My thumb! My thumb!
- This lady can't breathe.
398
00:20:03,295 --> 00:20:05,923
All in all, it was one
of the Bluths' better dinner parties.
399
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:11,068
- Hey, what'd you think of the speech?
- You'd do great at Openings.
400
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,832
You know, pal,
you do not have to go there.
401
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:19,604
I've been very worried about your behavior.
You're always turning off burners and irons...
402
00:20:19,711 --> 00:20:23,704
and it may be OCD.
403
00:20:23,815 --> 00:20:27,615
OCD? No. I'm just cleaning up after Aunt Lindsay.
She never turns things off.
404
00:20:27,719 --> 00:20:29,619
Wow. Hmm.
405
00:20:29,721 --> 00:20:31,848
Explains why I saw hedge trimmers
zippin' around the driveway.
406
00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:34,152
I did it again, didn't I?
I'm so self-centered.
407
00:20:34,259 --> 00:20:37,422
From now on, I want you to just tell me
what's on your mind, okay?
408
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:42,296
And I promise, you know,
I won't just hear what I wanna hear, okay?
409
00:20:44,102 --> 00:20:47,538
- I love my cousin.
- I love you, too, pal.
410
00:20:50,942 --> 00:20:53,103
On the next Arrested Development.
411
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,975
The Bluth family gets some good news.
412
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:59,482
They're all sending in donations.
And you know what the key was?
413
00:20:59,584 --> 00:21:02,314
- What?
- Your speech. It didn't sound desperate.
414
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:05,184
Well, I-I guess it really doesn't pay
to be desperate.
415
00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:07,850
It sure doesn't.
416
00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:10,792
And cut.
417
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,795
Good job, man.
418
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,525
Let's not celebrate yet.
We've still got the West Coast feed, guys.