1 00:00:01,047 --> 00:00:04,380 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,484 --> 00:00:06,475 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,586 --> 00:00:08,577 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,127 --> 00:00:15,822 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,466 --> 00:00:21,832 Michael had snuck out of work to see a British film... 6 00:00:21,935 --> 00:00:24,495 with his British girlfriend, Rita. 7 00:00:24,604 --> 00:00:26,629 I hate it when they hire Yanks to play Brits. 8 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:28,332 You can always tell. 9 00:00:28,441 --> 00:00:30,841 When they came upon a toy store. 10 00:00:30,944 --> 00:00:33,936 We should get George Michael one of these. 11 00:00:34,047 --> 00:00:35,947 Oh, no, that-that-that's not really him. 12 00:00:36,049 --> 00:00:38,745 Besides, I already got him his big present for his birthday. 13 00:00:38,852 --> 00:00:40,513 A suit! Dad, it's a Jack Welch. 14 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:43,919 I want you to look under the pants. 15 00:00:44,024 --> 00:00:47,016 Quicken! Premier. Dad, I hope you kept the receipt. 16 00:00:47,127 --> 00:00:49,391 - You wanna return that? - No, I wanna deduct it. 17 00:00:50,697 --> 00:00:53,791 Come on, let's get him the train. 18 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:55,868 It's... Really, he would only like it for the receipt. 19 00:00:55,969 --> 00:00:57,960 And this is crazy. I-I really... 20 00:00:58,071 --> 00:00:59,971 I can't be seeing movies in the afternoon, then going to toy stores. 21 00:01:00,073 --> 00:01:01,973 I have to work. I'm not even supposed to be here. 22 00:01:02,075 --> 00:01:05,272 Michael couldn't tear himself away. 23 00:01:05,378 --> 00:01:08,472 - Could you? - I can't promise it'll be fun. 24 00:01:14,187 --> 00:01:16,212 Okay, that's, uh, that wa... that was fun. 25 00:01:16,322 --> 00:01:20,520 Still, the land probably shouldn't have given out beneath us. 26 00:01:20,627 --> 00:01:22,561 But we got a mole problem. 27 00:01:22,662 --> 00:01:24,562 A mole problem? 28 00:01:24,664 --> 00:01:26,564 Yeah, they've undermined this whole hill. 29 00:01:26,666 --> 00:01:28,793 We won't be able to build on it for a few months. But it's my fault. 30 00:01:28,902 --> 00:01:31,996 This is exactly why I should have been coming to work. The Japanese backers... 31 00:01:32,105 --> 00:01:34,335 if they find out about this... that we haven't started building... 32 00:01:34,441 --> 00:01:37,638 - they might not come through with their investments. - I won't tattle. 33 00:01:37,744 --> 00:01:40,907 I really fancy you. 34 00:01:41,014 --> 00:01:43,005 I fancy you too. 35 00:01:43,116 --> 00:01:47,075 Michael was falling for Rita. 36 00:01:47,187 --> 00:01:50,782 - Whee! - And Rita was falling for Michael too. 37 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:54,155 But that wasn't part of the plan. 38 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:56,694 Rita, you've dirt on your face. 39 00:01:56,796 --> 00:02:00,994 - It's from school. - I called the school, and you weren't there. 40 00:02:01,101 --> 00:02:03,092 You know, we're here to learn things, not fall in love. 41 00:02:03,203 --> 00:02:07,799 So what if I have? I've got feelings, all right? 42 00:02:07,907 --> 00:02:11,104 I'm a woman too! Not some robot you get to tell everything to. 43 00:02:11,211 --> 00:02:14,612 I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it all! 44 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:17,342 Your instructions and your letters! 45 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:20,977 And your little missions. And your stupid assignments. 46 00:02:21,087 --> 00:02:24,386 "You do the math, Rita." Well, no, you do the math. 47 00:02:24,491 --> 00:02:26,686 - Oh, God. - Do you remember this? 48 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:29,785 And the pledge that you made when you were promised it? 49 00:02:29,896 --> 00:02:33,127 - I said I'd do anything for it. - I want him out of the picture. 50 00:02:33,233 --> 00:02:35,667 - Can you do that? - I'm a big girl. 51 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:45,000 And Michael returned home as well. 52 00:02:45,111 --> 00:02:47,807 - Hey, what happened to you? - Oh, I got highlights. 53 00:02:47,914 --> 00:02:52,112 - It'll blend in about a week. - Here. Yeah, I actually meant the collapse. 54 00:02:52,218 --> 00:02:56,314 It probably has something to do with the 4,000 hair plugs I had in one sitting. 55 00:02:56,422 --> 00:02:58,481 Well, maybe you oughta see a doctor. 56 00:02:58,591 --> 00:03:01,617 Yeah, but he's too busy going to the gym to see his friend Frank. 57 00:03:01,728 --> 00:03:04,697 Oh, we're more than friends. I'm kind of his spotter. 58 00:03:04,797 --> 00:03:09,996 Missed a spot. Anyway, we should be looking at some big yen coming in from the Japanese. 59 00:03:10,103 --> 00:03:13,402 And when it does, I'm taking my gym buddy out to dinner. 60 00:03:13,506 --> 00:03:15,440 I barely even know you. 61 00:03:15,542 --> 00:03:18,875 - Who's Frank? - I've been wanting to talk to you about that... 62 00:03:18,978 --> 00:03:22,175 - but it's a little awkward. - Oh, well. 63 00:03:22,282 --> 00:03:24,614 I've been wanting to have my own awkward talk as well. 64 00:03:24,717 --> 00:03:28,244 I think we can be more than just gym buddies. 65 00:03:28,354 --> 00:03:33,986 - You're blowing my mind, Frank. - I'm an agent, and I'd like to work with you. 66 00:03:34,093 --> 00:03:36,288 Oh. Oh! 67 00:03:36,396 --> 00:03:38,591 Well, that is great news. Okay, good. 68 00:03:38,698 --> 00:03:41,223 I'm so glad you went first. Uh, uh what agency are you with? 69 00:03:41,334 --> 00:03:47,136 Frank said CIA, a government agency that was responsible for this catastrophe. 70 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:52,872 But Tobias thought he said CAA, a talent agency that was responsible for this one. 71 00:03:52,979 --> 00:03:56,107 Frank's in the business, Michael. He's got a big project for me. 72 00:03:56,216 --> 00:04:00,243 Says it's "top secret." He kind of looks like you. Same size. 73 00:04:00,353 --> 00:04:03,754 - Same curly hair. - Tobias, maybe you should spend less time... 74 00:04:03,856 --> 00:04:06,984 focused on your looks, and more time focused on your daughter, okay? 75 00:04:07,093 --> 00:04:09,357 Her grades are terrible. She's gonna start getting F's. 76 00:04:09,462 --> 00:04:11,453 Actually, she'd already gotten one... 77 00:04:11,564 --> 00:04:17,093 as the movie she'd released in her secret life as a studio executive was losing money. 78 00:04:17,203 --> 00:04:19,637 But Maeby had a way to fix that. 79 00:04:19,739 --> 00:04:22,071 - We turn it into a ride. - A ride. 80 00:04:22,175 --> 00:04:25,406 On the studio tour. What used to be the Hell Tunnel... 81 00:04:25,511 --> 00:04:29,607 now becomes the Tunnel of Love, Indubitably. 82 00:04:29,716 --> 00:04:33,117 - But didn't some people die in Hell Tunnel? - That is an urban legend. 83 00:04:33,219 --> 00:04:35,653 Two elderly people got badly scalded... 84 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:40,192 when they tried to climb into the lava cauldron, but I've got that covered. 85 00:04:40,293 --> 00:04:42,261 Just like the poster! 86 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:46,093 Grades like those, she's gonna be taking tickets at a movie theater the rest of her life. 87 00:04:46,199 --> 00:04:49,362 You know what, you're one to talk. You've completely ignored this family... 88 00:04:49,469 --> 00:04:51,437 since that British bird flew into your life. 89 00:04:51,537 --> 00:04:55,906 No, I haven't. Well, maybe a little. But, you know, she's amazing. 90 00:04:56,009 --> 00:04:57,943 - You know, she was in the Olympics? - She wasn't. 91 00:04:58,044 --> 00:04:59,944 She's that Rita Leeds? 92 00:05:00,046 --> 00:05:01,946 - Wasn't she on the cover of Newsweek? - No. 93 00:05:02,048 --> 00:05:05,449 - Yes. - Michael was thinking of this man. 94 00:05:05,551 --> 00:05:08,952 She even plays the banjo. Although, I do have to spend more time at work. 95 00:05:09,055 --> 00:05:11,216 I was at the property the Japanese funded today. 96 00:05:11,324 --> 00:05:13,622 The whole backside has moles. 97 00:05:13,726 --> 00:05:16,820 That's Frank's problem too. 98 00:05:16,929 --> 00:05:21,366 Later that day, Michael went into the office to find the rest of his family. 99 00:05:21,467 --> 00:05:24,368 Well, look who's finally gracing us with his presence. 100 00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:27,132 - What's the surrogate doing here? - We're meeting with the lawyers. 101 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,504 So I've hired this guy to be my eyes and ears. 102 00:05:29,609 --> 00:05:32,737 - You know, Dad, this guy costs us a fortune. - He's worth every penny. 103 00:05:32,845 --> 00:05:35,473 - Hey, I didn't say that. - Oh, Michael. 104 00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:37,173 - Mr. Loblaw. - I'll catch you up. 105 00:05:37,283 --> 00:05:39,217 - The Japanese are coming. - They are? 106 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:41,844 Somebody tipped them off that the property wasn't ready for building. 107 00:05:41,954 --> 00:05:45,981 Which it would have been if Michael hadn't been so busy with his English muffin. 108 00:05:46,092 --> 00:05:47,889 - Typical. - Delicious. 109 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:50,224 - I need a drink. - I'll take an English muffin. 110 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:53,094 We'll have to be honest with these Japanese investors. 111 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:56,225 They, uh, come from a culture that values honor and respect. 112 00:05:56,336 --> 00:05:58,330 And Godzilla! 113 00:06:01,441 --> 00:06:03,102 - Godzirra! - Just sit down. 114 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:05,575 - Okay, guys. - Godzirra! 115 00:06:08,081 --> 00:06:10,743 This needs to stop now! 116 00:06:10,850 --> 00:06:12,909 Okay, this is exactly what we shouldn't do when they show up. 117 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:15,010 Mom! That's enough. 118 00:06:15,121 --> 00:06:17,589 - What? We're out of vodka. - Sorry. 119 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:20,181 I thought you were doing Godzilla. 120 00:06:20,293 --> 00:06:22,887 - Mom, that's enough. - What? I'm laughing. 121 00:06:22,995 --> 00:06:24,360 - Oh. - Hey, maybe that's it. 122 00:06:24,464 --> 00:06:27,262 Maybe we should do to the Japanese what they do in their movies. 123 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:29,528 Build a miniature city. Put it outside their window. 124 00:06:29,635 --> 00:06:34,368 Tell them it's far away. It'll look real if you squint. God knows they're squinters. 125 00:06:34,474 --> 00:06:38,706 What do you think, Dad? A whole... "Tiny Town." 126 00:06:38,811 --> 00:06:42,212 - Another brilliant idea, Einstein. - Really? 127 00:06:42,315 --> 00:06:47,651 - You like to build it with me? - Larry really never knows how to sell the sarcasm. 128 00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:51,781 - It's a stupid idea. - Uh. I'll build it with you, Gob. 129 00:06:51,891 --> 00:06:55,292 Oh, great. That's another brilliant idea, Steinberg. 130 00:06:55,395 --> 00:06:58,489 I agree with Michael. If you take money from these people under false pretenses... 131 00:06:58,598 --> 00:07:00,498 you'll be committing fraud. 132 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,625 The government's already watching your father closely. 133 00:07:02,735 --> 00:07:05,966 They're going through his mail. They want to put your father in prison for good. 134 00:07:06,072 --> 00:07:08,563 Yeah, Bob's right. We've got to start thinking practically. 135 00:07:08,674 --> 00:07:12,041 Life is not some cheesy Japanese movie... 136 00:07:12,145 --> 00:07:14,238 where the hero pulls on a pair of jet pants and... 137 00:07:14,347 --> 00:07:16,611 flies off the balcony like Astroboy. 138 00:07:16,716 --> 00:07:22,018 And that's when George Sr. Did a Web search for the words, "Jet pants." 139 00:07:22,121 --> 00:07:25,420 - Even better. - The bigger problem is, who alerted the Japanese? 140 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:28,255 I think you might have a spy. This room, or someone in it... 141 00:07:28,361 --> 00:07:30,420 might even be wired with a listening device. 142 00:07:33,433 --> 00:07:36,368 You need to find that leak and plug it. 143 00:07:36,469 --> 00:07:38,869 Your father said that he was set up by a British syndicate. 144 00:07:38,971 --> 00:07:40,939 Maybe you should look for somebody English. 145 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,476 What? 146 00:07:44,577 --> 00:07:47,671 I think Michael's already plugged our leak. 147 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:50,613 - What is that supposed to mean? - You've been spending a lot of time with Rita. 148 00:07:50,716 --> 00:07:53,685 - And she's "Britishish." - She's a spy. 149 00:07:53,786 --> 00:07:57,586 - I haven't told Rita anything. - This was not strictly true. 150 00:07:57,690 --> 00:08:00,056 Let's start with my family's misdemeanors... 151 00:08:00,159 --> 00:08:02,627 and then push right on through to the lighter treasons. 152 00:08:02,728 --> 00:08:05,697 The Japanese backers... if they find out that we haven't started building... 153 00:08:05,798 --> 00:08:07,959 they might not come through with their investments. 154 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:12,060 Then he siphoned off the entire pension fund into a dummy corporation... 155 00:08:12,171 --> 00:08:15,197 filed for bankruptcy, and used... Do you know any other songs? 156 00:08:15,308 --> 00:08:18,368 - She's a spy! - Rita is not a spy, okay? 157 00:08:18,478 --> 00:08:20,537 She's a beautiful, elegant woman. It doesn't make any sense. 158 00:08:20,646 --> 00:08:23,479 - What doesn't make any sense is why she's dating you. - No, that's a good point. 159 00:08:23,583 --> 00:08:27,519 Actually, my sources tell me that the leak goes by the name "Mr. F." 160 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:30,180 Ah, Mister F. Rita's not a man. 161 00:08:30,289 --> 00:08:33,053 - As far as you know. - And it could be an alias. 162 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:36,595 - Alias is a show about a spy! - All right, that's it! 163 00:08:36,696 --> 00:08:39,722 I finally find someone that I really care about, my family tries to drive us apart. 164 00:08:39,832 --> 00:08:42,824 It's not gonna work. So you know what? I got a switch for you. 165 00:08:42,935 --> 00:08:47,167 You guys handle this problem. I am gonna go have some fun. 166 00:08:47,273 --> 00:08:50,674 Unbelievable. Deserting the family when we most need him. 167 00:08:50,776 --> 00:08:53,404 - Shameful. - Gob, I'm sending you a package. 168 00:08:53,513 --> 00:08:56,004 You'll know what to do with it. 169 00:08:56,115 --> 00:08:58,606 Michael was upset, and he called Rita. 170 00:08:58,718 --> 00:09:02,518 - Hello? - Hey, I've been thinking. 171 00:09:02,622 --> 00:09:06,649 I'm going to start working less, and I do want to start having more fun. 172 00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:08,954 So, I'd like to take you out tomorrow. 173 00:09:09,061 --> 00:09:11,427 All day, anywhere you want. What do you say? 174 00:09:11,531 --> 00:09:15,023 Hell Tunnel takes another name. Will it take another life? 175 00:09:15,134 --> 00:09:18,035 Oh, I say yes. 176 00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:20,628 Only, I'm going to take you out. 177 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:28,002 The next morning, Michael was heading out for his day with Rita. 178 00:09:28,113 --> 00:09:30,081 - George Michael. - Hey, I love my present, Dad. 179 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:33,116 - I'd wear it to school, but who needs a Welch wedge, right? - Yeah. 180 00:09:33,218 --> 00:09:35,652 - That's when they... - Enough business. In fact, I got you another present. 181 00:09:35,754 --> 00:09:38,382 It's something I saw yesterday when I was out with Rita. 182 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,822 - It's time for us to start having some fun. - I don't know. 183 00:09:40,926 --> 00:09:43,121 "Fun" and "Failure" both start out the same way. 184 00:09:45,096 --> 00:09:47,496 Let's just go ahead and rip this down, huh? 185 00:09:52,237 --> 00:09:54,398 And Larry, the surrogate... 186 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:58,840 showed up to pick up the jet pack that George Sr. Had sent to the model home. 187 00:09:58,944 --> 00:10:01,606 What is that, a train set? Look down, Larry. 188 00:10:01,713 --> 00:10:05,274 - No, not down at your feet. - Left. 189 00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:08,409 - My left, your right. - What is the matter with this guy? 190 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,250 - And, let me guess, he's probably... - saying all that too. 191 00:10:11,356 --> 00:10:15,952 It is a train set! Those Japanese sites. 192 00:10:16,061 --> 00:10:19,287 - I'm never gonna find my way... - past that hallway sensor. 193 00:10:19,397 --> 00:10:23,493 Dad, what are you doing here? Is this the package you sent me? 194 00:10:25,136 --> 00:10:29,266 Tiny Town. This is for Tiny Town, isn't it? 195 00:10:29,374 --> 00:10:31,934 You did like my idea, didn't you, Dad? 196 00:10:32,043 --> 00:10:34,034 I think he's in the can. 197 00:10:34,145 --> 00:10:36,545 Actually, George Sr. was in the kitchen... 198 00:10:36,648 --> 00:10:40,209 trying to soothe himself with an ice cream sandwich. 199 00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:47,625 And that's when he discovered a way to possibly slip by the sensors. 200 00:10:47,726 --> 00:10:50,991 If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. 201 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:58,067 - Uh-oh. - Dad? 202 00:10:59,904 --> 00:11:03,635 - Oh, cool, a train set. - Oh, I've always wanted one of those. 203 00:11:03,742 --> 00:11:07,041 Maybe we could build our Tiny Town together. 204 00:11:07,145 --> 00:11:09,340 Do you want to, Dad? 205 00:11:09,447 --> 00:11:11,915 Buster had always wanted to do the same with Gob. 206 00:11:12,017 --> 00:11:15,350 Goody! Yeah. I do want to. 207 00:11:15,453 --> 00:11:17,887 Yea. I do want to. Goody. 208 00:11:17,989 --> 00:11:21,925 Gob was thrilled, as was Buster. 209 00:11:22,027 --> 00:11:26,589 Only Larry was disappointed. But he was such a pro you'd never know it. 210 00:11:26,698 --> 00:11:31,726 And back at the gym, Tobias was finding out more about the project the agent had suggested. 211 00:11:31,836 --> 00:11:34,828 Come on! What are you gonna tell me? What've you got for me? 212 00:11:34,939 --> 00:11:38,340 The Japanese investors you told us about are going over to your place today. 213 00:11:38,443 --> 00:11:41,571 I need you there when they are. We need you to be a mole. 214 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:44,979 Oh. Kind of a backer's audition. 215 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,381 Okay, I get it. All right. Well then, Frank... 216 00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:51,888 I shall be a bigger, hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh. 217 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:56,950 And later, Michael and Rita were on the Tantamount Studios tour. 218 00:11:57,062 --> 00:12:00,031 The thing she doesn't understand about bovine spongiform encephalitis is... 219 00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:02,565 Hold! Hold! The tram. Let's get out of here, folks! Make some room! 220 00:12:02,667 --> 00:12:05,534 - Make some room! - Look! It's Malcolm in the Middle! 221 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:08,265 In the middle of shooting, I guess. 222 00:12:08,373 --> 00:12:12,537 Oh, that's okay. It's more important to show how we make the show than actually make it. 223 00:12:13,578 --> 00:12:16,046 !@%$# Tantamount. 224 00:12:16,147 --> 00:12:18,411 - Hello? - They dropped off the package you sent... 225 00:12:18,516 --> 00:12:20,416 but I don't think I'm old enough for it. 226 00:12:20,518 --> 00:12:24,386 Of course you are. I want you to have a little fun. You're not gonna break anything. 227 00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:27,925 But of course, Michael thought he was talking about the train set. 228 00:12:28,026 --> 00:12:32,622 Not the extremely dangerous jet pack the boy had just found at the front door. 229 00:12:32,731 --> 00:12:35,063 - Well, what if I crash it? - That's half the fun. 230 00:12:36,835 --> 00:12:41,932 And soon the tour arrived at the Tunnel of Love, Indubitably. 231 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,271 So take the hand of someone you love... 232 00:12:45,376 --> 00:12:48,573 as we enter the Tunnel of Love, Indubitably. 233 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,910 ...nnel of Hell. 234 00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:55,281 But Michael was happy to hold the hand of someone he did love. 235 00:12:55,386 --> 00:12:57,752 And then, he noticed her bracelet. 236 00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:08,521 Michael had just noticed that Rita was wearing a suspicious bracelet. 237 00:13:08,631 --> 00:13:12,032 - What does your bracelet say? - Nothing. 238 00:13:12,135 --> 00:13:15,866 Oh, look. Look, there they are on the bicycle made for two. 239 00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:18,668 It says Mr. F, doesn't it? Who is he? 240 00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:21,107 Nobody. I can't tell you! 241 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:24,202 Oh, God. He followed us. 242 00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:26,941 - But why? - Wait a minute. You know that man? 243 00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:29,779 It's not what you think it is. It's my uncle. 244 00:13:29,886 --> 00:13:31,285 Is that Mr. F? What does he want? 245 00:13:31,387 --> 00:13:33,287 He wants you out of the picture. 246 00:13:33,389 --> 00:13:35,619 - Bloody right I do. - H-Hey! 247 00:13:35,725 --> 00:13:39,821 - Oh! - You lied to me, Rita! 248 00:13:39,929 --> 00:13:42,454 You made me turn against my family. But it's over now. 249 00:13:45,165 --> 00:13:47,197 Oh! Me!@%s are wet. 250 00:13:48,471 --> 00:13:52,373 And Maeby received a call about the latest lava cauldron accident. 251 00:13:52,475 --> 00:13:54,636 Already? It's only been an hour. 252 00:13:54,744 --> 00:13:57,975 I'm gonna lose this job. Maybe I should let Mort take me out to dinner. 253 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,844 - Maeby? - Okay, I'm definitely gonna lose this job. 254 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:03,316 - I can explain. - Rita set me up. She set us all up. 255 00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:06,650 This beautiful, funny, brilliant woman was a spy. Everybody was right. 256 00:14:06,756 --> 00:14:09,384 It was too good to be true. And I... am turning her in. 257 00:14:09,492 --> 00:14:13,360 Let me tell you something else. I would not want to be the next woman who tries to fool me. 258 00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:18,159 Well, that was a freebie. 259 00:14:18,267 --> 00:14:21,896 George Michael, meanwhile, was trying to solve a mystery of his own. 260 00:14:22,004 --> 00:14:23,904 The jet pack... 261 00:14:24,006 --> 00:14:29,342 had come with an instructional DVD that seemed to confuse more than clarify. 262 00:14:29,445 --> 00:14:33,905 What was clear was that the gift was extremely dangerous. 263 00:14:41,691 --> 00:14:45,991 And it did seem like a lot of work... 264 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:48,928 for a little payoff. 265 00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:50,726 - Have fun! - Have fun. 266 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:54,564 Meanwhile, Gob was bonding with the man he thought his father was controlling. 267 00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:58,606 - Almost done with the water tower. - Neat-o. 268 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:03,202 His real father, however, had gotten lost within the walls. 269 00:15:03,312 --> 00:15:05,212 Where the hell am I? 270 00:15:05,314 --> 00:15:08,750 He was actually somewhere between the linen closet and the guest room. 271 00:15:08,851 --> 00:15:11,046 I'm really glad that we're doing this together. 272 00:15:11,153 --> 00:15:15,613 - I've never felt so close to you. - Oh! I feel the same way. 273 00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:19,161 - He's crying now. - Oh, God, look at us. 274 00:15:19,262 --> 00:15:21,992 We're like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. 275 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:30,166 Right outside the house, Tobias was working with the man he thought was a talent agent. 276 00:15:30,273 --> 00:15:33,106 - You ready? - Oh, yes. I'm gonna be a great mole. 277 00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:36,144 Check, two, three. "Let Lilly lick Lionel's lusty leathers. 278 00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:38,406 - Let Lilly lick Lionel's"... - The levels are fine. 279 00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:40,243 - All right. - Remember, no one can know it's you. 280 00:15:40,349 --> 00:15:44,115 - We need to capture George Sr. - Capture George Sr? 281 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:47,587 - What... Is that what you hired me to do? - You didn't realize that? 282 00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:52,184 No. But it does make perfect sense. I have played him before. 283 00:15:52,295 --> 00:15:56,925 He had, in the poorly narrated reality series, Scandalmakers. 284 00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,933 It's gonna be tough to work that into the character... 285 00:15:59,035 --> 00:16:01,003 and it's going to fight the costume I rented... 286 00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:04,869 but I didn't take six weeks of improv classes at the Groundlings for nothing. 287 00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:09,274 Michael was on the phone to Bob Loblaw. 288 00:16:09,378 --> 00:16:11,312 I don't even think she's here legally, all right? 289 00:16:11,414 --> 00:16:14,440 She's taken advantage of me. I-I want you to take care of this. 290 00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,950 Call the CIA, do whatever you have to do. 291 00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:20,113 Fine, but you take care of your family. I think they're going ahead with this hoax. 292 00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:23,487 And if money changes hands, you're all going to jail. 293 00:16:23,592 --> 00:16:27,619 Well, unfortunately the roads are out, so we can't take you up there to see it in person... 294 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:30,699 but if you stand absolutely still right there... 295 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,361 and just squint in-into the light, and behold, Sudden Hill! 296 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:37,132 Gob! Don't! 297 00:16:37,239 --> 00:16:41,141 It actually looked pretty good. Even the financiers thought so. 298 00:16:41,243 --> 00:16:45,373 Ishiro said, "I am reassured. And they treat us with respect this time." 299 00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:50,043 Motoyoshi said, "I thought the woman was pretending as a monster... 300 00:16:50,152 --> 00:16:51,983 but she was just out of vodka." 301 00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:55,649 Let's go ahead and close the curtains, and not accept any money while we're ahead. 302 00:16:55,758 --> 00:17:00,127 So, as you can see, any rumor of a mole problem is completely untrue. 303 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:04,689 But, unfortunately, this was just as Tobias appeared in his rented mole outfit. 304 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,496 - I'm a mole! - Not the village! 305 00:17:07,603 --> 00:17:10,401 Families can come... Ow! Ow! 306 00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:14,840 - I'm very particular about building codes. - The water tower. 307 00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:18,175 And this water tower does not pass muster. 308 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,838 - Lucille! - Who can save our village? 309 00:17:19,949 --> 00:17:23,350 - Michael! - As it turned out, it was George Michael... 310 00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:26,353 who had finally gotten his grandfather's jet pack to work. 311 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:33,019 Hard to breathe in this thing. It's really hot. I'm sweating all over myself. 312 00:17:34,029 --> 00:17:35,597 I can't stop this thing! 313 00:17:35,698 --> 00:17:39,930 - You're blowing my audition! - I ache with embarrassment. 314 00:17:41,737 --> 00:17:45,537 The Japanese were never to be heard from again. 315 00:17:45,641 --> 00:17:48,132 Okay, what's going on here? 316 00:17:49,678 --> 00:17:52,203 Okay, that's no surprise. George Michael? 317 00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:54,714 Dad, I-I'm sorry. I can't fly it very well, all right? 318 00:17:54,817 --> 00:17:56,717 I think I would rather have the Welch. 319 00:17:56,819 --> 00:18:00,653 I didn't buy you that. I bought you the train set, which you guys just destroyed. 320 00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,986 Did you keep the receipt? 321 00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:07,028 - What is that? - It's feedback. Is someone else wired? 322 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,121 Oh, that's me. My friend Frank wired me. 323 00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:12,757 - He wanted me to be a mole. - Our cover's blown. 324 00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:16,395 Let's get out of here. 325 00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:18,666 Good-bye, Tobias. 326 00:18:18,774 --> 00:18:21,902 He wanted you to be a mole? 327 00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:24,309 Oh, my God. Tobias Fünke. 328 00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:28,747 You're Mr. F. Which means that man was Rita's uncle. What have I done? 329 00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:31,752 - I have to get this suit back. - They destroyed our town. 330 00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:34,755 - But they can't take away our memories. - Oh! I've had... 331 00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:38,759 - the time of my life. - I think he's being sarcastic, Gob. 332 00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:42,319 No, I'm not, Mother. I mean lover. 333 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,956 - I like making love to Mother. - I mean lover! 334 00:18:45,067 --> 00:18:48,195 - Oh, my God. Buster, is that you? - Yes. 335 00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:51,603 Gob, it's just I wanted to spend some time with you. 336 00:18:51,707 --> 00:18:54,767 That's all. And you enjoyed it. You can't deny that. 337 00:18:54,877 --> 00:18:57,869 I guess you're right. 338 00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:59,811 Maybe we should spend more time together. 339 00:18:59,915 --> 00:19:03,681 - Oh, I'd really like that. - It's weird. 340 00:19:03,786 --> 00:19:08,120 It took some idiot parrot man with a camera in his hat to bring us together. 341 00:19:09,725 --> 00:19:12,626 But even a pro like Larry has a breaking point. 342 00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:16,425 Rita. 343 00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:19,968 - What do you want? I have to pack. - Pack? Where are you going? 344 00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:23,197 - Someone called the bobbies on us. - No, no. 345 00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:25,967 - My uncle and I have to go back to big Britain. - Oh, that was me, Rita. 346 00:19:26,075 --> 00:19:29,135 I am so, so sorry. I didn't know what was going on. 347 00:19:29,245 --> 00:19:31,304 Why did your uncle threaten me? 348 00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:33,040 He thought you might be trouble. 349 00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:38,052 - That was actually very astute of him. - Good-bye, Michael. 350 00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:41,920 You know, I really did fancy you. I can't stay here now. 351 00:19:42,024 --> 00:19:44,652 - Marry me. - What? 352 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,751 Let me marry you. 353 00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:50,662 You can get a green card, you-you can stay and we can just see if this works, you know? 354 00:19:50,766 --> 00:19:53,132 It sounds crazy, but this will give us a chance... 355 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:56,693 to get away from both of our families and see if this works. 356 00:19:56,805 --> 00:19:58,536 Might be fun. 357 00:20:00,142 --> 00:20:04,169 - Really? - Yes. 358 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,249 Yes, yes, yes! 359 00:20:07,349 --> 00:20:11,308 But let's go right now, okay? Before my uncle gets out of the shower for some more cigarettes. 360 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,445 You take that, I gotta leave a note. 361 00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:24,393 But there was one piece of intelligence that Michael didn't have. 362 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:28,869 - Interesting. - Don't even think about it, Jay. She's an MRF. 363 00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:32,805 - MRF? What's that? - Mentally retarded female. 364 00:20:32,908 --> 00:20:36,901 - That explains what she's doing with him. - And the hats. 365 00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:44,315 Oh, my God! She's gonna marry him. 366 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:47,150 On the next Arrested Development. 367 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:52,990 George Sr., disoriented in the walls, almost makes contact with a new mole. 368 00:20:56,398 --> 00:20:59,162 Not that one. Wait for it. 369 00:21:02,705 --> 00:21:05,503 And Michael and Rita start a new life together. 370 00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:08,839 - What's that? - A prize. 371 00:21:08,944 --> 00:21:11,708 A lovely, lovely prize.