1 00:00:01,344 --> 00:00:04,404 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,514 --> 00:00:06,505 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,616 --> 00:00:08,607 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,157 --> 00:00:15,852 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:22,353 Michael Bluth had set up a meeting with Cal Cullen... 6 00:00:22,465 --> 00:00:25,263 owner of one of the largest parcels ofland in Orange County. 7 00:00:25,368 --> 00:00:28,599 I hope that I can prove to you that we have a very impressive company. 8 00:00:28,705 --> 00:00:32,539 Well, your family did not come off well on last night's Scandalmakers. 9 00:00:32,642 --> 00:00:34,542 Scandalmakers was a show... 10 00:00:34,644 --> 00:00:37,112 that reenacted headline-grabbing stories. 11 00:00:37,213 --> 00:00:39,113 The latest was about the Bluth family... 12 00:00:39,215 --> 00:00:41,479 the rights of which had been signed away by Tobias... 13 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:44,451 in exchange for the part of George Sr. 14 00:00:44,554 --> 00:00:48,217 When allegations surfaced he'd illegally built homes in Iraq... 15 00:00:48,324 --> 00:00:51,122 George Bluth Sr., assisted by his secretary, Kitty... 16 00:00:51,227 --> 00:00:53,127 escaped the country. 17 00:00:53,229 --> 00:00:57,290 Due to poor acting, the burden of the story was placed on the narrator. 18 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,029 Only to be found hiding under one of the homes that he built. 19 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:03,901 He was actually found in a hole near the house... 20 00:01:04,007 --> 00:01:06,601 but this inattention to detail was typical... 21 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:09,974 - of the laziness the show's narrator was known for. - I can't survive under the house. 22 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:13,140 Perhaps an attic shall I seek. 23 00:01:13,249 --> 00:01:15,649 Real shoddy narrating. Just pure crap. 24 00:01:15,752 --> 00:01:18,653 But we're back on track, and we are scandal-free. 25 00:01:18,755 --> 00:01:22,452 Hey! You start the meeting without me? 26 00:01:22,559 --> 00:01:26,689 Mother, uh, this is Cal Cullen. You remember my mother, Lucille. 27 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:29,264 We're right in the middle of talking... 28 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:31,629 about this exciting giveaway spa package to entice buyers. 29 00:01:31,734 --> 00:01:33,929 You know, he's never taken me anywhere. 30 00:01:34,037 --> 00:01:37,006 Oh, no. We have to live high and dry. 31 00:01:37,107 --> 00:01:39,132 Well, you're certainly not dry. 32 00:01:39,242 --> 00:01:43,838 Michael, I'm not a prude, but it's 1:00 in the afternoon. Is your mother drunk? 33 00:01:43,947 --> 00:01:47,041 I'd have to get up pretty early to get drunk by 1:00. 34 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,641 As it turns out, she had gotten up early... 35 00:01:49,752 --> 00:01:53,188 and had taken pain medication because of a hangover-related headache. 36 00:01:53,289 --> 00:01:57,157 However, she mistook the "drowsy eye"alcohol warning... 37 00:01:57,260 --> 00:02:00,752 for a "winking eye"alcohol suggestion. 38 00:02:00,864 --> 00:02:04,891 Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting. 39 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:07,265 No. I'll call for a car. 40 00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:12,034 Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so. 41 00:02:12,142 --> 00:02:14,542 Who the hell put- 42 00:02:14,644 --> 00:02:17,738 Michael, I'm sorry. I cannot do business with you. 43 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:20,577 I mean, I couldn't afford to end up on Scandalmakers. 44 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,652 Oh, you could afford to do anything you want. You're just a big chicken. 45 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,660 Michael realized it might be time... 46 00:02:32,762 --> 00:02:34,821 to deal with his mother's apparent problem. 47 00:02:34,931 --> 00:02:37,991 Okay, that seems as good a place as any to end the meeting. 48 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:43,769 No, I'm not doing another intervention with her. 49 00:02:43,873 --> 00:02:45,932 Last time, I felt terrible for a week. 50 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:49,239 One year earlier, the family had tried an intervention. 51 00:02:49,345 --> 00:02:52,246 - You're pouring a drink? What are you doing? - What if she's mad? 52 00:02:52,348 --> 00:02:55,249 - Good point. - Perhaps I'll have a little sip of something. 53 00:02:55,351 --> 00:02:57,581 Guys, what could she do to us? 54 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:01,049 Do we have anything single malt? 55 00:03:01,157 --> 00:03:04,058 And although the intervention didn't work- 56 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,357 - We think you have a "prollen." - You're a mesh. 57 00:03:07,463 --> 00:03:10,432 It turned into one of the Bluth family's better parties. 58 00:03:18,675 --> 00:03:21,075 Well, maybe an intervention is the wrong approach. 59 00:03:21,177 --> 00:03:23,577 What about rehab? She was just a mess at the meeting. 60 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,444 Where were you, by the way? I could've used your help with Mom. 61 00:03:26,549 --> 00:03:30,280 I believe I told you I was gonna be out for the holidays. It's spring break. 62 00:03:30,386 --> 00:03:33,082 Not that I can enjoy it. My reputation's been ruined... 63 00:03:33,189 --> 00:03:37,216 by that jerk Phillip Litt, who put my one magic show flub on his DVD. 64 00:03:37,327 --> 00:03:40,091 Gob had performed a magic act at an earlier spring break... 65 00:03:40,196 --> 00:03:43,563 to get exposure on the best-selling video series... 66 00:03:43,666 --> 00:03:45,634 Girls with Low Self-Esteem. 67 00:03:48,338 --> 00:03:49,999 Or two flubs or whatever. 68 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:52,006 There were seven flubs... 69 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:54,303 and after the show, he signed a release. 70 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:58,244 - You're not gonna use the time that I screwed up, right? - That wasn't part of the act? 71 00:03:58,348 --> 00:04:01,044 Come on, man. I'd never do anything to embarrass you. 72 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:03,050 Please. 73 00:04:04,387 --> 00:04:08,187 Oh. Uh, you don't know a good bird hospital, do you? 74 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,191 You're getting all this, right? 75 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:14,024 Well, at least the Orange County Register didn't say of your performance... 76 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:18,032 "If this is who George Sr. Is, let's hope he remains missing." 77 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:21,069 Meanwhile, they loved Dave Attell's risky choice... 78 00:04:21,170 --> 00:04:23,730 of wearing cutoffs while portraying me. 79 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,001 In fact, Mr. Attell was portraying... 80 00:04:26,109 --> 00:04:28,669 Tobias's actual never-nude affliction... 81 00:04:28,778 --> 00:04:31,246 but this perplexed the Scandalmakers audience... 82 00:04:31,347 --> 00:04:35,249 due to the unfocused nature of the narrator's explanation. 83 00:04:35,351 --> 00:04:38,912 No, I think mine's worse. You should've seen what happened to me on the boardwalk today. 84 00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:41,547 They were laughing at me. Me! 85 00:04:44,027 --> 00:04:47,224 Those tapes are awful. Women tricked into taking their tops off. 86 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:50,026 I have a daughter I don't want corrupted by the media. 87 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:51,794 Unbeknownst to Lindsay... 88 00:04:51,901 --> 00:04:53,994 Maeby was a fairly prominent member of the media... 89 00:04:54,103 --> 00:04:58,870 as she had secretly conned her way into a job as a film executive. 90 00:04:58,975 --> 00:05:00,875 This Young Man on the Beach script sucks. 91 00:05:00,977 --> 00:05:02,911 She'd go to the guy just 'cause he said she's awesome? 92 00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:05,708 - You call that dialogue? - Hey, I didn't write it. 93 00:05:05,815 --> 00:05:09,342 No, but you're gonna fix it. It's a spring break movie. Find out what they sound like. 94 00:05:09,452 --> 00:05:12,387 Oh, yeah, right. Do you really think I look college-aged? 95 00:05:12,488 --> 00:05:15,719 I'm not drunk. But I'm willing to be. Hint. 96 00:05:15,825 --> 00:05:19,158 Oh, Mort, you're gonna be so easy to blackmail. Hint. 97 00:05:23,266 --> 00:05:26,997 This pig Phillip Litt is out there asking girls to take their tops off. 98 00:05:27,103 --> 00:05:31,130 - It's an outrage. - Well, of course you feel that way. You're jealous. 99 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,505 You're a surfboard. But I do agree he is a pig. 100 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:36,510 Hey! What the hell was that for? 101 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,876 Can we stop worrying about girls with low self-esteem... 102 00:05:38,981 --> 00:05:42,075 and start focusing on sobering up the woman who gave us ours? 103 00:05:42,185 --> 00:05:46,519 - What do you think about rehab? - She won't go willingly. I can tell you that. 104 00:05:46,622 --> 00:05:50,251 May I make a suggestion? Get implants. Really. 105 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,521 Wha- Come on! This stuff is expensive! 106 00:05:52,628 --> 00:05:55,927 So Michael set out to convince his mother that she needed help. 107 00:05:56,032 --> 00:05:58,933 Hello? Hello? I have a surprise for you. 108 00:05:59,035 --> 00:06:01,196 - Did I win the prize? - You won the prize. 109 00:06:01,304 --> 00:06:05,104 I won the prize! I won the prize! For what? 110 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:07,699 We were gonna give one employee a week at the spa. 111 00:06:07,810 --> 00:06:10,370 We were even gonna put them in the ad, but then I thought... 112 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,880 "What about Mom? She's elegant. She deserves it." 113 00:06:12,982 --> 00:06:15,212 I was gonna tell you at the office, but then I thought... 114 00:06:15,318 --> 00:06:19,755 "No. If I bring her around now, she might vomit on the overhead projector." 115 00:06:19,856 --> 00:06:23,883 I'm so embarrassed about that. I don't think I was supposed to drink with my medication. 116 00:06:23,993 --> 00:06:26,928 Actually, it wasn't even her medication. 117 00:06:27,029 --> 00:06:29,463 Of course, I can't take Oscar to an elegant place. 118 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:32,830 His only remaining pair of pants blew apart the other day. 119 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:35,768 I was thinking that I would go with you for the week. 120 00:06:35,872 --> 00:06:39,968 So what? I just stay here alone? I'm not exactly equipped to run this place by myself! 121 00:06:40,076 --> 00:06:42,135 You can't just leave me here alone! 122 00:06:43,179 --> 00:06:45,579 Have a great trip. 123 00:06:45,681 --> 00:06:49,082 But it wouldn't turn out to be a great trip at all. 124 00:06:49,185 --> 00:06:51,847 Hello. Welcome to Shady Pines Rehab. Just sign right here. 125 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,718 Rehab? This isn't a spa. This isn't a spa! 126 00:06:54,824 --> 00:06:57,418 - Come here. Wait. Get her. Come here, Mom! - We got a runner! 127 00:06:57,527 --> 00:07:00,462 As Michael's mother was being held against her will... 128 00:07:00,563 --> 00:07:04,090 George Sr. Was about to be confronted with a similar problem. 129 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,100 Kitty. How'd you find me? 130 00:07:06,202 --> 00:07:09,763 I thought you were dead until I saw Scandalmakers! 131 00:07:09,872 --> 00:07:13,638 They got so much wrong. But something about your son-in-law's comment... 132 00:07:13,743 --> 00:07:18,339 "Perhaps an attic shall I seek," had the ring of truth to it. 133 00:07:18,448 --> 00:07:20,507 Notice it wasn't something the narrator said. 134 00:07:20,616 --> 00:07:25,610 - You abandoned me in Mexico! - Kitty, honey, l-I know you're mad. 135 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:28,451 Stop talking, George. You stop talking! 136 00:07:28,558 --> 00:07:31,789 I am in charge now. You're coming with me. 137 00:07:31,894 --> 00:07:34,385 No, I can't. I ca- I have a life here. 138 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:37,796 There are people who- who depend on me. 139 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,334 Fine. But I can't make any promises... 140 00:07:40,436 --> 00:07:43,371 about what happens to that cooler of evidence I have. 141 00:07:43,473 --> 00:07:47,375 If I could just have a moment to say good-bye. 142 00:07:49,412 --> 00:07:51,312 Meanwhile, at the banana stand... 143 00:07:51,414 --> 00:07:53,644 Maeby was hoping to find some witty banter... 144 00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:56,149 with which to authenticate her feature film. 145 00:07:56,252 --> 00:07:58,777 I want the hot chick to serve me. 146 00:07:58,888 --> 00:08:01,186 What other words would you use to describe me? 147 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:03,258 - Um, she's 15, and she's my cousin. - So? 148 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:06,988 So you can't touch your cousin- my cousin. 149 00:08:07,096 --> 00:08:09,189 You know, you don't have to stick around. 150 00:08:09,298 --> 00:08:12,995 I could just work late tonight. It doesn't matter, 'cause my girlfriend, she's out of town. 151 00:08:13,102 --> 00:08:15,002 She's actually kind of lucky in the end... 152 00:08:15,104 --> 00:08:17,595 'cause all these guys would be coming on to her. 153 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:20,369 Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there. 154 00:08:20,476 --> 00:08:24,344 Nearby, Phillip Litt was making his latest video. 155 00:08:24,447 --> 00:08:27,678 Everybody gather around! Gather around! Ladies, here's the deal. 156 00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:30,115 We have hats. You have breasts. 157 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,585 You show your breasts, you get a hat, okay? 158 00:08:32,688 --> 00:08:36,249 So if anyone wants to get back at Daddy, now's the time. 159 00:08:36,359 --> 00:08:40,853 - Whoo! Wait. Cut, cut. We got a surfboard in the shot. - Surfboard. Stop tape. 160 00:08:40,963 --> 00:08:43,557 We're here to stop you from taking advantage of these girls. 161 00:08:45,668 --> 00:08:48,865 You know what? You're sassy. You're sexy. You speak your mind. There's nothin' hotter. 162 00:08:48,971 --> 00:08:52,805 - Give her a hat, Barry. - I don't want a hat. I want you to leave these women alone. 163 00:08:52,909 --> 00:08:54,877 I'm giving them a chance to be idolized... 164 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:57,207 which is an opportunity these women are never gonna have again. 165 00:08:57,313 --> 00:08:59,440 - I want to be ideolized. - Yeah, you do! 166 00:08:59,549 --> 00:09:03,212 Eileen, stop it. You've got nothing to gain from that. 167 00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:05,913 That's easy for you to say. You already have a hat. 168 00:09:06,022 --> 00:09:08,388 Come on, girls! 169 00:09:08,491 --> 00:09:11,790 This is no way to get your daddies to notice you! 170 00:09:11,894 --> 00:09:14,863 Nearby, Lindsay's own daddy failed to notice her... 171 00:09:14,964 --> 00:09:17,728 as he was being taken to a local motel... 172 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:21,166 where he refused Kitty's sexual advances. 173 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,229 You promised me power and a child, and I have neither. 174 00:09:25,341 --> 00:09:30,176 I'm gonna take care of this problem... on my own. 175 00:09:33,516 --> 00:09:36,349 You never promise crazy a baby. 176 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:40,081 George Sr. Was abandoned and longed for Lucille... 177 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:43,522 and Buster felt the same way. 178 00:09:44,694 --> 00:09:49,688 Upon her knee 179 00:09:49,799 --> 00:09:55,101 - So fine to be - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 180 00:09:55,204 --> 00:09:58,765 Mother and boy 181 00:09:58,874 --> 00:10:00,774 Restless, Buster went to the kitchen... 182 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:02,810 to find something to help him sleep... 183 00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:06,211 - when he came across Lucille's emergency stash of wine- - Motherboy 184 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:09,307 which he mistook for a giantjuice box. 185 00:10:12,555 --> 00:10:17,618 It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. 186 00:10:17,727 --> 00:10:19,661 - Mama! 187 00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:21,662 And Michael, his mother no longer a threat... 188 00:10:21,764 --> 00:10:24,699 - Thank you so much for your understanding, sir. - met again with Cal Cullen. 189 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:28,634 As I mentioned on the phone, she did seek help. 190 00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:34,666 And it was extremely moving when she finally admitted that she has a problem. 191 00:10:34,777 --> 00:10:36,904 We'll take good care of you here at Shady Pines. 192 00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:38,913 I'll take care of you, you son of a- 193 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:42,382 Shady Pines is a wonderful facility up there on the hill. 194 00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:46,319 - You know, they used to film Sugarfoot up there. - No? 195 00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:49,482 - Were you a fan of Sugarfoot? - I loved it. 196 00:10:49,592 --> 00:10:51,457 Sugarfoot had been off the air... 197 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,721 12 years before Michael was born. 198 00:10:53,829 --> 00:10:56,992 Sing the theme song of Sugarfoot along with me. 199 00:10:59,568 --> 00:11:01,399 - Yes 200 00:11:06,842 --> 00:11:09,242 Oh, what the hell. You're a good kid. 201 00:11:09,345 --> 00:11:11,245 Let's make the deal. 202 00:11:11,347 --> 00:11:13,247 - Oh, great. I've got papers- - Michael! 203 00:11:13,349 --> 00:11:16,477 Remember me? Perhaps this'll jog your memory. 204 00:11:16,585 --> 00:11:19,713 - Oh! They're crooked. - I've kidnapped your father, Michael... 205 00:11:19,822 --> 00:11:22,017 and I have a cooler full of evidence... 206 00:11:22,124 --> 00:11:24,422 that will bring down this corrupt company. 207 00:11:24,527 --> 00:11:29,226 Unless your mother meets me today at 4:00 at Seņor Tadpole's. 208 00:11:29,331 --> 00:11:32,562 Spring break. Whoo! 209 00:11:36,584 --> 00:11:40,645 Dad? - Michael's father had just been kidnapped. 210 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,821 Hello? 211 00:11:44,926 --> 00:11:48,157 And then he received a call that his brother had been found drunk. 212 00:11:48,262 --> 00:11:50,059 No, I'm fine. I'm telling you. 213 00:11:50,164 --> 00:11:53,395 For the first time, I realize that maybe I am better off without her! 214 00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:56,732 - Yeah, well, we've gotta bring her back. - Oh, thank God! 215 00:11:56,838 --> 00:11:59,102 So if we want to get that evidence back, and Dad... 216 00:11:59,207 --> 00:12:01,232 Kitty is insisting on a meeting with Mom. 217 00:12:01,342 --> 00:12:04,743 - What can Mom do for her? - I don't know. I've gotta get my hands on that evidence. 218 00:12:04,846 --> 00:12:06,746 Problem is I just checked her into rehab. 219 00:12:06,848 --> 00:12:09,009 They're not exactly gonna let me take her to a bar. 220 00:12:09,117 --> 00:12:11,585 So, Gob, I need you to help me sneak her past the guards. 221 00:12:11,686 --> 00:12:15,452 Well, gee, I didn't think the woman I'd be checking out at spring break would be Mom. 222 00:12:15,556 --> 00:12:18,286 - She's better looking than the whores you date. - Don't call my escorts whores. 223 00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:20,917 - Mom's still got it! - I don't date whores! 224 00:12:21,028 --> 00:12:24,486 Stop it! Stop it! This objectification of women has to stop! 225 00:12:24,599 --> 00:12:27,261 - It's just Mom and whores. - No, how would you like it? 226 00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:29,268 Actually, that's not a bad idea. 227 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,430 I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. 228 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:36,442 - Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off. - That is a great- 229 00:12:36,544 --> 00:12:39,809 That is a great social statement. 230 00:12:39,914 --> 00:12:43,975 I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. 231 00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:46,349 This is ripe! 232 00:12:46,454 --> 00:12:50,356 Hejust wants to see boys'Linuses. Oh, God. 233 00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:55,027 Here we go. 234 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:59,327 And so Michael went back to see his mom. 235 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,264 L- I know that you're upset with me... 236 00:13:01,369 --> 00:13:03,963 because I brought you here under false pretenses... 237 00:13:04,071 --> 00:13:06,198 - but I really was worried about you. - Oh, please. 238 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,298 I've been drinking since before you were born. 239 00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:11,378 So if alcohol is the reason I'm here, I've got news for you, bub. 240 00:13:11,479 --> 00:13:13,379 It's the only reason you're here too. 241 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:15,676 Hey, you're mean sober too. 242 00:13:15,783 --> 00:13:18,081 Uh, listen. I need your help. 243 00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:21,349 Kitty has shown up, and she got ahold of Dad. 244 00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:23,923 She found him in the attic? 245 00:13:24,025 --> 00:13:27,984 They had a rerun of Scandalmakers last night. Everybody figured it out. 246 00:13:28,095 --> 00:13:30,086 She would like to meet you at a bar. 247 00:13:30,198 --> 00:13:34,157 She says she's got some evidence that could bring the business down if you don't go. 248 00:13:34,268 --> 00:13:36,168 You're sending me into a bar? 249 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:39,398 Are you sure you can trust me to make decisions for myself? 250 00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:41,600 I just need you to find out what she wants... 251 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,700 while I check all the local motels for Dad. 252 00:13:43,811 --> 00:13:45,870 All right. But here's what I want. 253 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:47,948 A spa weekend with you. A real one. 254 00:13:48,049 --> 00:13:50,517 I want to spend spring break with you. 255 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,880 You have high self-esteem, right? 256 00:13:54,989 --> 00:13:56,889 Not after being in here. It's a nightmare. 257 00:13:56,991 --> 00:14:01,052 Michael, Mom. We've gotta go now. I created a diversion. 258 00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:02,925 You're gonna love this. 259 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,055 I'd like to check my uncle in for rehab. 260 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,066 I thought we were buying me some pants. 261 00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:10,069 Oh, of course you think that. You're high as a kite! 262 00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:13,368 He needs help! Any- He needs help! He needs help! 263 00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:20,546 And so Lucille was able to meet with Kitty at Seņor Tadpole's. 264 00:14:20,648 --> 00:14:22,912 I want what's due to me- a Bluth son. 265 00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:25,417 And I know you have the material. 266 00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:28,215 Kitty was right. Ten years earlier... 267 00:14:28,322 --> 00:14:31,849 George Sr. Was taking an experimental hair growth drug. 268 00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:34,052 Fearing damage to his fertility... 269 00:14:34,161 --> 00:14:36,994 he froze a specimen ofhis reproductive material... 270 00:14:37,098 --> 00:14:40,261 in case he ever wanted another child. 271 00:14:40,368 --> 00:14:42,427 Soon, news came out that the drug... 272 00:14:42,536 --> 00:14:44,766 although somewhat successful... 273 00:14:44,872 --> 00:14:48,000 wreaked havoc on the central nervous system. 274 00:14:51,312 --> 00:14:55,078 So what do you need me for? He's not taking the monkey drug anymore. 275 00:14:55,182 --> 00:14:58,174 - And you're the one who's got him. Not me. - Oh, you know why. 276 00:14:58,286 --> 00:15:01,414 He won't touch me. He said he doesn't cheat on his wife anymore. 277 00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:03,090 - He said that? - Drinking contest! 278 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,354 - He said that? - Drinking contest! 279 00:15:05,459 --> 00:15:08,451 Tell you what. I'll drink you for it. 280 00:15:08,562 --> 00:15:11,827 Oh, I heard you don't handle your booze so well anymore. 281 00:15:11,933 --> 00:15:13,833 So this should be easy for you. 282 00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:19,500 That one didn't count. 283 00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:23,008 And Michael met up with Gob to try and find their father. 284 00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:25,271 I got it. From the banana stand freezer. 285 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:28,280 The exact same kind of cooler that's in the photo with Dad. 286 00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:31,044 - What do we need another cooler for? - Ah, poor Michael. 287 00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:33,143 You do not think like a magician. 288 00:15:33,254 --> 00:15:35,381 - Such a "How'd he do dat?" - Uh-huh. 289 00:15:35,489 --> 00:15:38,151 It's a classic bait and switch. This is a decoy cooler. 290 00:15:38,259 --> 00:15:41,490 We take it in, switch it with the one from the photo and get out of there. 291 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:44,462 Kitty comes back. Everything's normal. It's like we were never there. 292 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:48,501 - But Dad's gone. - Long gone. But it buys us all the time in the world. 293 00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:51,696 I got it back, Mikey. The self-confidence. I am a magician! 294 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:53,899 I'm saying, when Kitty comes back, notices Dad's gone... 295 00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:56,943 first thing she's gonna do is check the cooler, see if the evidence is still there. 296 00:15:57,044 --> 00:15:58,944 Buys us, like, one second. 297 00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:00,980 - I am a worthless magician. - Not true. 298 00:16:01,082 --> 00:16:02,811 - I can't even do one simple trick. - Come on. 299 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:05,044 - I'm covered in sweat. Look at me! - It's a great trick. 300 00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:08,747 - Would've been flawless if you had a decoy Dad too. - Damn it. 301 00:16:08,856 --> 00:16:12,155 And I used a guy that looked just like him in my last bait and switch. 302 00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:16,923 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 303 00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:19,192 - Well, I'm no longer needed here. - No, no, no. 304 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,200 I think the cooler's actually gonna help us. 305 00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:23,497 The extra second that it buys us could be the difference. 306 00:16:23,604 --> 00:16:26,869 Great. Just give me a couple of minutes to catch my breath. 307 00:16:32,589 --> 00:16:35,387 Lucille, minutes out of rehab... 308 00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:38,325 was engaging in a drinking contest... 309 00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:40,692 at the behest ofher son. 310 00:16:40,797 --> 00:16:43,095 . Let me know when you're ready, dear. - She's mixing! 311 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,997 While right outside the bar- 312 00:16:45,102 --> 00:16:47,332 I know what the shape of a banana reminds you of... 313 00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:49,701 and I know that when I say "nuts," it makes you giggle. 314 00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:52,707 But do you have any other response... 315 00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:55,607 to "here's a banana with nuts"? 316 00:16:58,348 --> 00:17:01,374 Why are we even going after this idiot demographic? 317 00:17:01,485 --> 00:17:04,648 Don't you get it? They're not even eating these. They just like saying bananas and nuts. 318 00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:07,690 And I won't- I won't tell you why. That's your father's job. 319 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:10,351 Come on! Let's see some bananas and nuts! 320 00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:13,190 Oh, perhaps we should just pull their pants off. 321 00:17:13,296 --> 00:17:16,231 Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing? This is where we shoot. 322 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,961 Yeah, well, you've got competition now, 'cause we're making our own video. 323 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:21,367 Will you just get over it! It's nudity. 324 00:17:21,471 --> 00:17:24,031 Just because you're ashamed of your body doesn't mean everybody should be. 325 00:17:24,141 --> 00:17:28,305 Oh, really? Well, let's see how you feel about what you're packing. 326 00:17:28,412 --> 00:17:31,745 You're a- never-nude? 327 00:17:31,848 --> 00:17:35,113 You're asking girls to take their tops off, and you can't even be naked? 328 00:17:35,218 --> 00:17:40,087 - I've gotta get this. - Lindsay, I've already got it. 329 00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:44,782 I'm back into cutoffs. Lindsay? 330 00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:46,795 I didn't see you at the convention. 331 00:17:46,897 --> 00:17:49,331 - No, I was in Germany. I teleconferenced in. - Ohhh. 332 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,924 - Did you go to the seminar on chafing? - Dr. Schoenweiss. Yes. 333 00:17:52,035 --> 00:17:54,936 This is never gonna work. There's too many people, too many rooms. 334 00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:57,404 Michael, we can't give up. This is important. 335 00:17:57,507 --> 00:18:01,238 Believe me. I'd rather be down at the beach having drinks, howling at chicks. 336 00:18:02,846 --> 00:18:04,336 Dad? 337 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,685 Oh, my boys. Yes, you- you came for me. 338 00:18:09,786 --> 00:18:13,449 Yeah, hi, Dad. Uh, Gob's gonna get you out of those handcuffs. Can you do it? 339 00:18:13,557 --> 00:18:16,219 - One handcuff key coming up. - Great. 340 00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:21,597 What the hell are you doing? 341 00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,928 Swallowed a key just in case I ended up doing a show. 342 00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:26,764 Come on. This is disgusting. 343 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:29,771 - I'm doing this for you. - This continued for some time... 344 00:18:29,873 --> 00:18:31,966 while Michael switched out the coolers. 345 00:18:32,075 --> 00:18:34,441 - Why are you switching out the coolers? - It buys us time, Dad. 346 00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:36,671 - What? Like a second? - Don't worry about it, okay? 347 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,613 When I get this evidence out of here, I'm turning it right into the court. 348 00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:42,947 Are you kidding? I don't care if the evidence gets out there. It gets me off the hook. 349 00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:45,544 - What are you saying? This exonerates you? - I told you before. 350 00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:50,319 I was a patsy. I was set up. I am tired of looking guilty. 351 00:18:50,427 --> 00:18:53,624 Well, that's- that's great. 352 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,960 Now who's a horrible magician? 353 00:18:58,068 --> 00:19:01,970 That is a crown, you horse's ass. 354 00:19:02,072 --> 00:19:04,734 - How does that make you feel? - Awesome. 355 00:19:04,841 --> 00:19:09,471 And George Michael caught up with Maeby, determined to save her self-esteem. 356 00:19:09,579 --> 00:19:12,412 Look, I don't want to ruin your fun, but I hate to see guys treat you like this. 357 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:15,212 You're better than that. To me, anyway. You're- 358 00:19:15,318 --> 00:19:17,309 - Awesome? - No, I was gonna say you're- 359 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:20,719 you're like this flower, and I know it's springtime... 360 00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:23,292 but I just- I'd hate to see you get plucked... 361 00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:26,055 by someone who doesn't even care that you're blossoming. 362 00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:29,155 That's what I've been waiting to hear. 363 00:19:30,934 --> 00:19:32,993 Maeby was referring to the dialogue... 364 00:19:33,103 --> 00:19:37,062 but George Michael had just rediscovered his feelings for his cousin. 365 00:19:37,174 --> 00:19:39,472 Hi, Ann. It's-It's George Michael Bluth. 366 00:19:39,576 --> 00:19:42,773 Um, when you get back into town, we should talk. 367 00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:48,716 Can I get you anything else, ma'am? 368 00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:51,013 No, thanks. I have to get back to rehab. 369 00:19:51,121 --> 00:19:54,022 She's in rehab! 370 00:19:54,124 --> 00:19:58,083 And so George Sr. Was free... 371 00:19:58,195 --> 00:20:00,254 and Michael and Gob absconded with the evidence. 372 00:20:00,363 --> 00:20:03,264 One heck of a trick you ended up pullin' in there, Gob. 373 00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:05,391 Truthfully, that wasn't part of the act. 374 00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:08,403 I was actually trying to get the key to come out of my mouth. 375 00:20:08,505 --> 00:20:12,942 That part was very surprising, but I'm talking about how you helped me get Dad out of there. 376 00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:15,603 Thanks to you, this family could end up being okay. 377 00:20:15,712 --> 00:20:19,239 And Gob had finally overcome his own low self-esteem. 378 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:23,251 Hey, aren't you that magician who always embarrasses himself? 379 00:20:23,353 --> 00:20:26,789 Not anymore. Not anymore. 380 00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:32,420 - Gob! - But he lost it... 381 00:20:32,529 --> 00:20:34,895 along with the exonerating evidence. 382 00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:38,991 They're laughing, Michael. They're laughing. 383 00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:42,230 And that's how you narrate a story. 384 00:20:42,339 --> 00:20:45,570 On the next Arrested Development. 385 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:47,734 Lucille gets some disturbing information. 386 00:20:47,844 --> 00:20:51,109 - Did you get the evidence? - Yes, and then Gob ruined it. 387 00:20:51,214 --> 00:20:55,241 After all the trouble we went through to switch coolers with the one from the banana stand. 388 00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:58,913 The one in the freezer? I was storing very important things there. 389 00:20:59,022 --> 00:21:03,482 And Kitty finds what she's been looking for. 390 00:21:08,732 --> 00:21:13,965 There was 250 c.c.'s of your father in that banana stand! 391 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:16,038 No touching.