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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Michael came home
to find his brother-in-law Tobias...
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- who'd been kicked out of
the house earlier that week.
- How are you?
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Good.
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- Didn't I already see you today?
- Not that I know of.
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Michael had seen him earlier that day...
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as Tobias had been posing as an English
nanny named Mrs. Featherbottom.
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Who'd like a banger
in the mouth?
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Oh, right. I forgot. Here in the States
you call it a sausage in the mouth.
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We just call it a sausage.
- The family,
of course, knew it was Tobias...
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but the house had
never been cleaner.
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Hello, young lady.
I haven't seen you in a week.
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Oh. Right. That means
Mrs. Featherbottom isn't here.
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Which means she didn't iron
my blouse...
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which means I don't have
anything to wear for my premiere.
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The premier-
of Canada.
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He's going out
with my gym teacher.
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Maeby was actually
referring to the premiere of a film...
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from the studio
where she had conned her way into a job.
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Hey, Jeff. Did you get
a chance to do coverage on...
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History In Prespective?
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Yeah. I looked that up.
It's a ninth grade history textbook.
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Yeah. And if I don't get your report on it,
I won't be able to pass.
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On it.
Because I have a feeling it's a piece of-
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Unfortunately, thejob was
wreaking havoc with her language.
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Maybe we just need a new-
housekeeper.
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Okay. I'm sure she would
have ironed it for you...
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had you told her about it before
she changed out of her bloody work clothes.
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But I am off then.
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I gotta keep him trying. That is the job.
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Michael, what are you
doing tomorrow?
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Having my day ruined with
whatever you're about to ask me to do.
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It's my wedding anniversary,
and Oscar wants to throw me a party.
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He is aware that
he's not married to you, right?
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In fact, Oscar had started to perceive
that Lucille was pulling away from him.
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Not now.
It's my time of the month.
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Not now. I don't want to risk
having a baby. It could kill me.
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- So he went to Buster for advice.
- I think she misses my brother.
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- My father?
- Yes? I mean, yes.
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- Maybe I should throw her an anniversary party.
- Oh.
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So when he doesn't show, she'll realize that
you were the one who was always there for us.
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Well, I was thinking one more party,
and then I'd move out.
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But no.
I like your plan better.
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The only problem is we know he's-
he's around somewhere.
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Well, he didn't return
when I lost my hand.
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But you-
you not only embrace it...
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but I saw you kissing it
while you thought I was sleeping.
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Who knows what goes on in
that pot-addled mind ofhis.
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Anyway, it's a party,
and I want the whole family there.
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- We're havin' a party?
- No.
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Well, I'm sorry if I don't want you
doing one of your stupid puppet shows.
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I did that once, Mom.
And a lot of people thought it was pretty cool.
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In an effort to hip up his act...
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Gob had briefly
introduced a puppet.
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- Can I tell you somethin', my man?
- Sure, Franklin.
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You are one cool-
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Speakin' of mothers,
let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.
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- Get off my wife, you bastard!
- Oh, man. What's the matter with you?
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Franklin said some things
Whitey wasn't ready to hear.
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Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten
outside of a club in Torrance for that act?
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He also said some things that
African-Americany wasn't ready to hear either.
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You know, Mom,
we have no idea where Dad is.
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How's he gonna
hear about the party?
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Why do you have
the baby monitor out?
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- I'm, uh, listening in-
- She wants her man back.
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- On my son.
- Yo, man. You're gonna get your
sorry white ass thrown in jail.
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I said that's enough.
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Michael came up with an excuse
he knew his mother would understand.
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I'm listening in on my son.
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I'm a little worried
about his girlfriend, Ann.
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My advice, get one of those teddy bears
with the cameras in them.
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I had one in Buster's room to make sure
he wasn't getting too serious with anyone.
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As it turned out,
he got too serious with the teddy bear.
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I'll see you
at the anniversary party.
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- Gangy's having an anniversary party?
- Seems that way.
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- Is Franklin gonna be there?
- See that, Mike? Kids love Franklin.
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I just don't want him to point out
my cracker ass in front of Ann.
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Imagine what he'd say
about her.
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So you were listening in
on George Michael.
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Can you believe
what he asked me this morning?
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Do you think my mom's
engagement ring is still around?
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Of course it is. Your father would never
part with something so precious.
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In fact, Lindsay was currently
wearing it on her middle toe, roast beef.
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I'm thinking of asking Ann
to get pre-engaged.
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- You are?
- Yeah. I feel like God moved her
here from Ohio to be with me.
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- Her?
- Well, that's the first I've heard of this.
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- Well, then who said "Her?"
- Me. That was-That was me.
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But, um, her?
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Look, it's just a pre-engagement.
It's exciting.
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You know,
it's young love.
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I had it once.
A man I loved-
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- Here's young Maeby's blouse.
- And then things took a turn somehow.
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Master Bluth.
I haven't seen you in a week's time.
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Actually, you tried to put a banger
in my mouth this morning.
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Oh, was it this morn-
Well, I'm sorry.
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- I'm just so exhausted.
- So I'm just gonna talk to my son.
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I'm gonna tell him that I'm against this.
I don't like her.
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You know, maybe if you
stop judging her, he'd trust you.
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Look, if you say no,
you're just gonna drive him right to her.
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Hey, Dad.
Can you drive me to Ann's?
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N-N-N-
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- Y-Yes.
- Great. I'll wait in the car.
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I don't think that worked.
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Meanwhile, Gob went to check on
the one friend who didn't mind having him around.
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Get your loser hand out of my ass.
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- Hello, Son.
- Oh, Dad. I thought- Dad?
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This is where you've been hi- Michael.
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I just came back
because of your mother.
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She's with my brother
on my anniversary.
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But I got an idea
from George Michael.
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I need to recommit myself
to your mother.
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- Her?
- But you gotta get me into that party.
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Then you gotta
take me to this church.
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I found this brochure
that Ann left behind.
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That's gonna be tough.
I'm not really all that invited.
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I got it all worked out,
but I need a limousine.
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L- I can do this, Dad.
I'm gonna make you proud.
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Never too late to start.
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And Michael drove to Ann's house,
where he finally got to meet Ann's parents.
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This is my father,
Pastor Terry Veal.
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- Hello.
- Oh, Pastor. I didn't know. You didn't tell me.
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- I told you.
- No, you didn't.
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People treat you so differently
when they find out you're a man of God.
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- Oh, believe me, I know.
- Oh, are you a churchgoing man?
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I am.
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Sometimes. Yes.
I don't go religiously.
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I mean,
I'm not a nut about it.
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Because there is no such thing
as a nut when it comes to religion, Pastor.
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I've met a few.
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I'm sure if you look a bit closer
you'll find some very earnest people...
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that are just
doing their best.
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- What are you doin', Dad?
- I'm not sure.
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Why don't you kids run along and let us
get to know each other a bit better? Thank you.
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- Maybe I should get my wife. Honey.
- Okay.
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This is George Michael's father.
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This is your wife.
Didn't- Didn't realize you could remarry.
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- What?
- Is this Ann's mother?
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- I'm Mrs. Veal.
- I'm sorry. I just-
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I did not expect
somebody so young.
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Next you're gonna say
how Ann and I can be sisters.
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No, I'd never say that.
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Listen, I'm here because...
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I think my son might be planning on
asking your daughter to get pre-engaged.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Well, that is something
to celebrate.
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Can we open up
some sparkling apple cider?
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- No.
- Oh, did you want us to
go down to the liquor store...
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and get you some liquor?
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No. Don't you think
they're a bit too young?
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Oh, we got serious
around his age.
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Who can blame you?
You gotta lock that down.
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But I'm not quite sure
that they're ready.
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Michael, in my experience,
there is no recipe for a perfect match.
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It takes the love
of two families.
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Well, you haven't met
my family.
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And that's when Michael devised
a new plan to win the Veals'disapproval.
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You haven't met my family.
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You should meet my family.
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We're gonna be having
an anniversary party.
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What a wonderful surprise.
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We would love to witness
a celebration of their love.
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That would be
a wonderful surprise.
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But he did want a little bit of insurance.
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Hey, Gob.
Mom wants Franklin at the party.
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Yeah. What?
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No, no, no. I don't want to talk-
Hey, Franklin.
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Lucille was setting up for the anniversary party...
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that she didn't expect
her husband to attend.
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- Where's the food?
- Sorry. Just stuffing the mushroom.
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You realize that's Tobias,
don't you?
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If he's gonna raid my closet,
he's gonna work for it.
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- What happened to his ankle?
- Tobias had attempted an entrance...
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that he hoped
would enchant his daughter.
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Ohhhh!
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We shan't be telling
your mother this, shan't we?
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Maybe you can point out to your mother
that your father hasn't arrived yet.
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Hmm. So, my father's
not here.
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Maybe he is.
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Ann just called. They had a predawn mass,
and then they're gonna go to mass, so-
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Well, Ann's got
a great deal of mass.
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Anyway, I hope
that the Veals like us.
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Why don't you go top off
your Gangy? Thanks.
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Wait a minute.
You invited the Veals?
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Only so that they'll
disapprove of us.
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I gotta kill this
pre-engagement somehow.
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And after Mom's second vodka,
and after Buster's second juice box...
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they're gonna forbid Ann
from even seeing my son...
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much less taking his ring,
and I'm still the good guy.
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So the devout religious family-
they're the bad guys?
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You'll understand when Maeby
starts getting proposals.
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Actually, Maeby had given two that day.
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I'm sorry. I can't read
what you wrote on this buck slip.
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You've got the handwriting
of a 15-year-old.
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Fifteen-year-old.
Marry me!
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Hey, I'm almost done with that coverage.
I can bring it to you tonight.
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Are you still
at the Balboa Towers?
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Maeby had used her grandmother's address...
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so as not to arouse
suspicion at home.
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This required convincing the guard
she was several years younger than her age.
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Boy, you get a lot of mail
from that movie studio.
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I write a lot of letters
to movie stars.
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- You seem a little old for that.
- Babysit me.
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That place seems
so old for you.
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I'll send Dr. Epstein
your compliments.
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- And may I add, marry me.
- Okay.
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And Maeby realized
she might be in need of a new deflection.
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Hi, Mrs. Veal. Welcome.
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Mom, this is Ann's mother.
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Are you sure
this isn't her sister?
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- What a lovely thing to say.
- That's an awful thing to say, Mom. Please.
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I'm so eager
to meet your husband.
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Yeah. Dad escaped from prison.
Did you not know that?
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In fact, George Sr. Had
just been picked up by his son.
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Oh, great. It's stuck. All right.
Just stay down and let me handle this.
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Is that Mr. Bluth there?
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He's got us, Dad.
Come on out.
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He's talking to you,
you idiot. Cover.
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I ain't your daddy!
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How's it goin', brother?
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You want to pop the trunk
and roll the windows down, please?
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I'm just messin' with you. Hey, Franklin.
How you doin', little man?
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So I'm afraid Ann's
with my husband.
226
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:50,439
He had a last-minute
vow renewal at the chapel.
227
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A call that was made by George Sr.
228
00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:56,213
How do we get her to the church?
Tell her you're in here?
229
00:11:56,321 --> 00:11:58,915
No. Cover her eyes
and take her to the limo.
230
00:11:59,024 --> 00:12:02,790
No. Bring her in here, knock her out with this
ether, and you stuff her into this garment bag.
231
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:06,125
Anyone sees, you do the same.
Oh, hi, Tobias.
232
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Oh.
233
00:12:08,233 --> 00:12:11,725
Whenever I get a wee bit scared
I hum a little tune
234
00:12:11,837 --> 00:12:13,737
Hum diddle diddly
Hum di-do
235
00:12:13,839 --> 00:12:16,501
You put a handkerchief over her mouth
for a couple of seconds.
236
00:12:16,608 --> 00:12:18,633
No more than two though.
'Cause you could kill her.
237
00:12:18,744 --> 00:12:20,302
- I don't have a handkerchief.
- Fine.
238
00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:23,813
Put the ether on the puppet's lips.
Have the puppet kiss her.
239
00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:25,906
I ain't kissin'
that old bitch.
240
00:12:26,017 --> 00:12:28,076
That's my wife, you bastard!
241
00:12:28,186 --> 00:12:30,177
Dad, that's my wrist!
242
00:12:30,288 --> 00:12:33,587
Hey, man! That's his neck!
243
00:12:33,692 --> 00:12:36,855
Hey, Gob. Mrs. Veal,
this is my brother Gob.
244
00:12:36,962 --> 00:12:39,453
- Where's your pal Franklin?
- Throat's a little sore.
245
00:12:39,564 --> 00:12:42,032
And wrist.
Nice to meet you.
246
00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:44,159
What a lovely family.
247
00:12:44,269 --> 00:12:46,703
Does it seem that way?
Where's Buster?
248
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,773
Should help.
249
00:12:48,874 --> 00:12:51,843
It's really great you did this.
I thought you didn't even like Ann.
250
00:12:51,943 --> 00:12:54,673
But since you do, I thought maybe
I could get your opinion.
251
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:57,044
I was thinking of giving her, like,
a pre-engagement-
252
00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:59,481
- Ring?
- Ah.
253
00:12:59,584 --> 00:13:02,451
Wow. That catches me off guard,
George Michael. I'm not sure about that.
254
00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:04,852
I don't know if it's-
255
00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:06,890
I think it's gonna
backfire on you.
256
00:13:06,992 --> 00:13:10,086
I think it could backfire on you
because it's gonna seem...
257
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:12,720
like you're taking marriage,
uh, lightly, you know.
258
00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:15,356
And you can't.
It's very sacred.
259
00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:18,265
- Sacred.
- Yeah. That's it.
260
00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:20,270
All right.
Well, yeah.
261
00:13:20,372 --> 00:13:22,272
You know, it did kind of
feel right to me.
262
00:13:22,374 --> 00:13:25,036
- But, yeah. I've gotta trust you, right?
- Thank you. Thank you.
263
00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:27,373
Damn. Maybe I should-
264
00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:31,813
Maybe I should ask if she wants to get
pre-pre-engaged. Add another-
265
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,885
The mere fact that you're
laughing about marriage...
266
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,249
- means that you're not ready, okay?
- Wha-
267
00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:38,879
And Lucille was asked to the kitchen.
268
00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:42,983
What's so important that you're dragging me
away from this miserable party?
269
00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:46,825
Well, I just had an old friend
who wanted to tell you...
270
00:13:46,932 --> 00:13:49,560
how much I miss you!
271
00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:53,160
Oh, who let this little black-
272
00:13:53,271 --> 00:13:55,034
Hey, Brother.
273
00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:57,836
- Who you callin' brother, you hook-ass-
- Mother!
274
00:14:01,947 --> 00:14:04,177
What the hell kind of puppet
does Buster have on his hand?
275
00:14:04,282 --> 00:14:06,273
Just let me think.
276
00:14:06,384 --> 00:14:08,352
God, Franklin.
Your breath- Oh, God.
277
00:14:08,453 --> 00:14:10,751
So I'm really getting excited
about your proposal.
278
00:14:10,856 --> 00:14:12,721
Oh, yeah.
I'm not gonna do it now.
279
00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:15,122
Because Ann's mom doesn't approve
of our family? Come on.
280
00:14:15,227 --> 00:14:17,695
It's just some stupid plan
your father was trying.
281
00:14:17,796 --> 00:14:19,923
Plan?
282
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:21,362
What plan?
283
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:23,434
Well, it's off. Sorry.
284
00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:25,526
I know that you were
excited about it.
285
00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:28,367
But, uh, you know,
in the secular world...
286
00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:30,373
I feel like
they're a bit young.
287
00:14:30,475 --> 00:14:34,707
You know, l- I didn't want to say anything
in front ofTerry, but I agree.
288
00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:38,180
I mean, perhaps there's someone else
they're meant to meet.
289
00:14:38,283 --> 00:14:40,911
Well, let's- let's just say
that in the secular world...
290
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:44,113
one finds oneself
with their fair share of temptations.
291
00:14:44,222 --> 00:14:46,656
Not that anyone
would ever act-
292
00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:48,555
Take me.
293
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:50,560
- Mrs. Veal.
- Take me to your secular world.
294
00:14:50,662 --> 00:14:52,562
Hey. Hey, listen.
295
00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:55,724
I can't believe my dad. First he's saying
I need to respect the sanctity of marriage...
296
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:57,734
then he's making out with her
on the balcony.
297
00:14:57,836 --> 00:15:00,566
- I thought he didn't even like Ann.
- No, no. Mrs. Veal.
298
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:02,765
Know what else he's not gonna like?
I'm getting pre-engaged.
299
00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:05,502
- God, that's so romantic.
- The hell with him.
300
00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:10,976
Take it.
Take the sacred ring.
301
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,141
Not the snake.
That doesn't come off.
302
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:20,091
Michael had just been kissed
by the mother of his son's girlfriend.
303
00:15:20,194 --> 00:15:22,162
- Oh, my golly!
- Listen.
304
00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:25,596
- Don't do this. Don't do this.
- I can't believe we're making love.
305
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:29,659
- What are you talking about?
We're not making love.
- I want to please you secularly.
306
00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:33,434
- We're not gonna do this.
- But you kept telling me how beautiful I was.
307
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,975
I was surprised
because of Ann.
308
00:15:36,077 --> 00:15:37,601
- Well-
- Why because of Ann?
309
00:15:37,712 --> 00:15:40,806
Because of
an old wives' tale.
310
00:15:40,915 --> 00:15:42,940
- Oh, I'm so ashamed.
- All right. No-
311
00:15:43,051 --> 00:15:44,985
Mrs. Veal.
312
00:15:45,086 --> 00:15:48,954
Jolly news, governor.
Young master's proposing.
313
00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:52,026
George Michael?
I told him not to. He said he wouldn't.
314
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:56,358
Well, this was before he saw you
pounding that sweet piece of veal.
315
00:15:56,464 --> 00:16:00,457
- He saw that? Where is he?
- Oh, he left with Lady Lindsay-
316
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,867
- Tobias, where are they?
- It is me. It's Tobias.
317
00:16:06,107 --> 00:16:08,007
- What happened?
- What's going on?
318
00:16:08,109 --> 00:16:10,475
Gob made me kiss Franklin.
I think my father was here.
319
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,705
Maybe he still is.
320
00:16:12,814 --> 00:16:14,714
Shut up. What do you mean
he was here?
321
00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:17,216
I think he was
dragging my mother out with Gob.
322
00:16:17,318 --> 00:16:19,616
- Oh, you shut up.
- What's goin' on?
323
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:22,315
We're tryin'to figure that out.
Apparently Pop-Pop kidnapped Gangy...
324
00:16:22,423 --> 00:16:24,721
and I have no idea where George Michael is-
or Lindsay.
325
00:16:24,826 --> 00:16:27,818
I just saw them drive off.
They're gonna go look for Bland.
326
00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:30,090
- Who's the hottie?
- This is Ann's mother.
327
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,324
Her?
328
00:16:31,432 --> 00:16:34,094
Does she look old enough
to play Topher Grace's mom?
329
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,500
- Where did you say Ann was?
- At the chapel.
330
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:40,506
Yeah, we gotta get down there.
My son's gonna pre-propose to your daughter.
331
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:44,374
Fortunately,
Tobias had rented a car to maintain his ruse.
332
00:16:44,479 --> 00:16:46,379
I had this shipped over
from "Blackstool."
333
00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:49,450
It's what I used to drive
the Roger Moores about in.
334
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,018
And Lucille awoke, half in the bag.
335
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,418
What am I doing
in a Nordstrom bag?
336
00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:58,686
It's me. I'm taking you
to renew our vows.
337
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,761
- But first-
- Uh, Dad-
338
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:03,695
- we make love.
- The partition doesn't go
all the way up, remember?
339
00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:06,824
No. No. After your vows.
340
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:09,698
I want to know you won't
run out on me again.
341
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:13,433
- I need to know you're in it for keeps.
- Just let me see 'em.
342
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:17,238
- Seriously, Dad. The radio doesn't work either.
- George!
343
00:17:17,345 --> 00:17:19,643
Gob raced his parents to the church...
344
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,908
passing George Michael
and Lindsay...
345
00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:24,644
who were soon followed
by Mrs. Featherbottom.
346
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,845
Oh, mercy me!
347
00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:29,218
I keep forgetting
I'm in the colonies.
348
00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:32,781
Buster was talking to
the police when Oscar found a clue.
349
00:17:32,894 --> 00:17:34,919
They must be going
to this church.
350
00:17:35,029 --> 00:17:37,554
He's going to renew
his vows.
351
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,896
He's my twin brother.
I know how he thinks.
352
00:17:41,002 --> 00:17:43,061
They're at
the Church of the Good Shepherd.
353
00:17:43,171 --> 00:17:46,538
And at the chapel, Pastor Veal was officiating.
354
00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:49,007
"...to love and honor
your spirit and flesh.
355
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,943
"First the flesh.
I will caress and tweak.
356
00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:53,775
"I will nibble and bite.
357
00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:57,647
I will blow alternatingly
hot and cool."
358
00:17:57,752 --> 00:18:00,949
Oh, man.
I can't wait to get married.
359
00:18:01,055 --> 00:18:03,751
Ann went to cool down,
where George Michael found her.
360
00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:05,758
Ann, I have something
to ask you.
361
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,760
Well, l- I really like you.
362
00:18:07,862 --> 00:18:10,956
I guess what l- I want to ask you is,
will you one day...
363
00:18:11,065 --> 00:18:12,760
uh, intend to marry me?
364
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:16,462
It would be great to hear back on this
before the real hard A.P. Stuff kicks in.
365
00:18:16,571 --> 00:18:18,630
Let's do it. Now.
366
00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:21,207
- Let's actually get married.
- Right now?
367
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,869
My father's in there.
He can do it as soon as he finishes.
368
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:28,210
"I'll always be here for you
to rest your ankles upon my shoulders."
369
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,284
And Michael showed up at the chapel.
370
00:18:30,384 --> 00:18:32,284
Uh, listen, buddy. Dad?
371
00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,320
Uh, faster, Pastor.
372
00:18:34,422 --> 00:18:38,017
Stop this!
Stop this now!
373
00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:41,721
Oscar charged at George Sr.,
finally willing to fight for Lucille.
374
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,821
But they did think alike...
375
00:18:44,932 --> 00:18:47,298
and neither could
land a blow.
376
00:18:49,237 --> 00:18:51,228
Dad, do us.
We're ready to get married.
377
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,603
George Michael,
don't do this just to get back at me.
378
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:57,371
What you saw on the balcony-
Uh, Mrs. Veal started kissing me.
379
00:18:57,478 --> 00:18:59,708
This part of it was news to George Michael.
380
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:02,783
Unfortunately, it was
also news to Pastor Veal.
381
00:19:02,884 --> 00:19:05,409
- You kissed my wife?
- No. She started kissing me.
382
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,420
You really should
lock that down.
383
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:11,686
And Pastor Veal, too,
was ready to fight for the woman he loved.
384
00:19:15,129 --> 00:19:17,256
Ah. Finally.
Where have you been?
385
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,857
The police had been delayed when they
thought they'd cornered a kidnapping suspect.
386
00:19:20,968 --> 00:19:24,233
Put your hands up, or we'll take that
as a sign of aggression against us.
387
00:19:24,338 --> 00:19:26,738
They're not up!
He's aggressive!
388
00:19:26,841 --> 00:19:29,708
- Got a little hot out there.
- Well, it's getting pretty hot in here.
389
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:33,075
- She's mine!
- No. She's mine.
390
00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:35,547
Oscar, I don't want her.
I don't want either of them.
391
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,845
Oh. Sorry.
Where's my brother?
392
00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:40,011
Look at all the bobbies.
393
00:19:40,121 --> 00:19:43,181
Oh, no. My wig
seems to have run off.
394
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,452
On George Sr., as it turned out.
395
00:19:47,295 --> 00:19:51,231
- Who is this guy?
- This guy is my husband.
396
00:19:51,332 --> 00:19:54,028
Terry, I don't know what happened.
397
00:19:54,135 --> 00:19:58,128
I fell under the spell
of that horrible secular family.
398
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,207
Forgive me.
399
00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:03,539
Could've used that horrible
family stuff about a halfhour ago.
400
00:20:03,644 --> 00:20:06,772
I hope you notice
I didn't run.
401
00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:10,317
- You fought for me.
- What I meant to say is l- I think I broke my ankle.
402
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:14,582
Let's alternate
hot and cool on that.
403
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:19,220
- Guess the wedding's off?
- Yeah. That's okay, Dad.
404
00:20:19,327 --> 00:20:22,490
We were talking, and we think that
we were doin' it for the wrong reasons.
405
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:26,465
Yeah? You have so much to experience before
you make a commitment you're not ready for.
406
00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:28,398
You need to get to
know each other better...
407
00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:31,562
and then you can be comfortable
going all the way with it.
408
00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:35,073
- Do you mean it?
- Yes. This time I'm being honest with you.
409
00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:37,906
- Thanks, Dad.
- Okay.
410
00:20:38,012 --> 00:20:42,745
It sounds like your father just
gave us permission to start doing it.
411
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:45,011
You must teach me,
George Michael.
412
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,418
You must teach me
the ways of the secular flesh.
413
00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:54,922
On the next Arrested Development.
414
00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:56,929
That doesn't bother you.
415
00:20:57,031 --> 00:21:00,262
Buster finds someone else
interested in kissing his hook.
416
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:03,303
- Oh, God!
- Drug dog's got something. Get him, Bennett!
417
00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:05,668
So Buster gets a hook replacement.
418
00:21:05,773 --> 00:21:08,264
They're not gonna let you in
at the country club with that.
419
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:11,004
I don't want no part
of your tight-ass country club...
420
00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:13,205
you freak bitch!