1 00:00:01,011 --> 00:00:04,412 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,514 --> 00:00:06,505 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,616 --> 00:00:08,607 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,124 --> 00:00:15,751 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,291 Michael was surprised to find the house... 6 00:00:20,397 --> 00:00:22,865 still a mess a week after the fumigation. 7 00:00:22,966 --> 00:00:27,699 You still haven't put this stuff back yet? You've got to be the laziest person in the world. 8 00:00:27,804 --> 00:00:30,898 If you weren't all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face. 9 00:00:31,007 --> 00:00:34,443 - I asked you to clean this up. - Yeah, and you also asked me to call the fumigators... 10 00:00:34,544 --> 00:00:36,705 and you haven't even thanked me for doing that. 11 00:00:36,813 --> 00:00:39,976 Michael had asked her to do this, but that was long before... 12 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:42,643 he began hiding his fugitive father in the attic. 13 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:46,620 What? Uh- Oh, God. 14 00:00:46,723 --> 00:00:49,715 Polly, cover your mouth! 15 00:00:49,826 --> 00:00:53,728 Luckily, Michael was notified in time. 16 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:57,129 Well, we had a deal, you know. I'd pay for everything, and you'd clean the house. 17 00:00:57,233 --> 00:01:00,066 - And you've only done it once. - She hadn't even done it that time... 18 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:03,298 but instead, intercepted her mother's housekeeper... 19 00:01:03,406 --> 00:01:05,772 - as she was arriving for work. - Can I take you the rest of the way? 20 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:10,403 - Mrs.- Mrs.- - Oh, I have to make one quick stop first. 21 00:01:10,513 --> 00:01:15,007 Almost done. Yours or mister's? 22 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,143 Mister's. 23 00:01:17,253 --> 00:01:20,086 Lupe never accepted a ride from Lindsay again. 24 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:24,149 Well, I'm sorry, Michael, but Tobias moving out hasn't been easy. 25 00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:26,285 For any of us. 26 00:01:26,396 --> 00:01:28,626 You didn't even notice he'd gone, did you? 27 00:01:28,731 --> 00:01:30,926 I did notice we'd stopped TiVoing The Christopher Lowell Show. 28 00:01:31,034 --> 00:01:34,663 - What happened? - I tried to give it one last chance. 29 00:01:34,771 --> 00:01:37,831 - Like what you see? - I've been looking for those. 30 00:01:37,941 --> 00:01:40,603 - You're gonna stretch them out. - That's all you can say? 31 00:01:40,710 --> 00:01:43,941 Well, excuse me for liking the way they shape my junk. 32 00:01:44,047 --> 00:01:46,447 I don't know why, but that's it. 33 00:01:46,549 --> 00:01:50,349 You can pack your junk and get out. 34 00:01:50,453 --> 00:01:53,013 You're kicking me out? At the beginning of pilot season? 35 00:01:53,123 --> 00:01:57,492 You're not gonna make it as an actor, and we're not gonna make it as a couple. 36 00:01:57,594 --> 00:02:00,620 With nowhere to go, Tobias went to the studio... 37 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:04,063 where he'd occasionally worked as a security guard and took up residence... 38 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:08,126 in the apartment of Detective Frank Wrench, on the set of the television show... 39 00:02:08,238 --> 00:02:10,365 Wrench. 40 00:02:10,473 --> 00:02:13,499 I'm really sorry to hear that. How's Maeby taking it? 41 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:17,205 - Well, she's really hard to read. - You haven't told her yet. 42 00:02:17,313 --> 00:02:19,873 Well, she was so excited the hot water in the shower was lasting longer. 43 00:02:19,983 --> 00:02:22,816 How could I have the heart to tell her it's because her father moved out? 44 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:26,150 Tobias moved out? 45 00:02:26,256 --> 00:02:29,987 - Did he take the good video camera with him? - That's touching. 46 00:02:30,093 --> 00:02:33,187 - What do you need the camera for? - I'm making a magic video. 47 00:02:33,296 --> 00:02:35,924 I'm gonna tape myself doing tricks around the office. 48 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:40,264 I'm calling it Tricks- Let me finish- around the Office. 49 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:42,861 I figured out a way to make money while I'm working. 50 00:02:42,972 --> 00:02:46,237 That is what we call working. Something you might wanna try next time you're at the office. 51 00:02:46,342 --> 00:02:50,039 You've been missing things lately. I'm gettin'real tired of it. 52 00:02:50,146 --> 00:02:52,740 Incidentally, today we're having a big vote on that building renovation. 53 00:02:52,849 --> 00:02:55,682 - I need you there to help me vote it in. - Fine. I'll vote... 54 00:02:55,785 --> 00:02:57,685 as long as you give me the camera. 55 00:02:57,787 --> 00:03:00,620 I think we all know that George Michael was using it last. 56 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:04,819 A fact the family had discovered when they'd gathered to watch a home video. 57 00:03:04,928 --> 00:03:08,261 Was that a 40th anniversary party, huh? Didn't cost us a thing. 58 00:03:08,364 --> 00:03:11,299 Is that Qusay Hussein at the omelet bar? 59 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:14,461 Look at this. If these guys move, they don't get paid. 60 00:03:16,206 --> 00:03:19,107 It seems that as a 13-year-old, George Michael had been... 61 00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:21,871 heavily influenced by the Star Wars films... 62 00:03:21,978 --> 00:03:25,470 and had endeavored to re-create his favorite moments. 63 00:03:25,582 --> 00:03:28,745 - You're not my father! You'll never be! - I spent $2.1 million... 64 00:03:28,851 --> 00:03:31,319 of good company money and end up with this? 65 00:03:31,421 --> 00:03:33,719 You cut off my hand! Worth every penny. 66 00:03:33,823 --> 00:03:37,315 Even you have to admit that that was the lamest thing ever put on tape. 67 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:40,692 Not so. Buster had once videotaped himself... 68 00:03:40,797 --> 00:03:44,665 re-creating moments from his then favorite film, Chicago. 69 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:49,397 He also liked Star Wars. 70 00:03:51,341 --> 00:03:54,310 His self-esteem is low enough as it is, and I have no idea why. 71 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:57,573 I mean, he's such a great kid, and everybody loves him. He's George Michael! 72 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:02,777 Truthfully, that's why I'm not that crazy about that Ann, but he'll move on. 73 00:04:02,885 --> 00:04:06,821 Unless he knocks her up like you did with his mother. Plus, she's religious. 74 00:04:06,923 --> 00:04:09,915 If that one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. 75 00:04:10,026 --> 00:04:13,860 Believe me. I dated a chick like that once in high school. 76 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:16,090 No, I didn't. 77 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:19,965 I gotta work on that boy's self-esteem. 78 00:04:20,069 --> 00:04:23,334 Michael went to do so, only to hear Ann beating him to it. 79 00:04:23,439 --> 00:04:25,498 - I want you to do it. - I don't think I'm ready. 80 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:27,872 - Of course you are. - I'm gonna lose it before I start. 81 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:30,309 Don't start! 82 00:04:30,413 --> 00:04:34,782 Smoking. It's a killer. That Sammy Davis Jr. Should still be performing. 83 00:04:34,884 --> 00:04:37,876 - What's going on? - Ann thinks I should run for student body president. 84 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:40,455 - That's a great idea. - Well, I don't have a chance. 85 00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:43,491 - They only vote for the cool kids. - But everyone loves you. 86 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:45,857 You are George Michael! Who's cooler than you? 87 00:04:48,264 --> 00:04:50,494 Plus, you would be following in your old man's footsteps. 88 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,693 - You were student body president? - Oh-ho. 89 00:04:52,802 --> 00:04:55,134 - It was close. - So you lost. 90 00:04:55,238 --> 00:04:57,001 - Who remembers? - I know I would remember. 91 00:04:57,106 --> 00:04:59,165 Ann, if my dad says that he won, then he won. 92 00:04:59,275 --> 00:05:01,709 Didn't say I won. Said I can't remember. 93 00:05:01,811 --> 00:05:06,145 But now that we're thinking about it, I seem to remember the other guy won the title... 94 00:05:06,249 --> 00:05:09,218 although there were plenty in the school who wanted to overturn the decision. 95 00:05:09,319 --> 00:05:13,847 I said, "Let's- Do not- Let's not put the school through that." 96 00:05:13,956 --> 00:05:16,424 Haven't thought about that for years. Good memory. 97 00:05:16,526 --> 00:05:20,485 Well, anyway, I'll help you run your campaign and make your commercial for election day. 98 00:05:20,596 --> 00:05:23,121 Well, that's great. The important thing is... 99 00:05:23,232 --> 00:05:28,932 to raise the old self-esteem and not to rush a physical relationship. 100 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:32,371 - Those are really the two important things. - No. We're both waiting. 101 00:05:32,475 --> 00:05:36,844 - Good. - And then that first time, after waiting and waiting- 102 00:05:36,946 --> 00:05:40,211 It's gonna be so awesome, because it's not just gonna be my love and George Michael's... 103 00:05:40,316 --> 00:05:42,284 but God's love as well. 104 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:46,014 - God, it's gonna be incredible. - All right. I'll do it. I'm in. 105 00:05:46,122 --> 00:05:48,352 - Campaign? - I'm pumped. 106 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:51,552 As George Michael was on the path to higher self-esteem... 107 00:05:51,661 --> 00:05:54,494 Buster was losing what little he had. 108 00:05:54,597 --> 00:05:56,531 I can't put the aorta in with this thing. 109 00:05:56,632 --> 00:05:59,499 Oh, stop complaining. 110 00:05:59,602 --> 00:06:03,868 - Buster! - I'm sorry I'm an inconvenience to you, Mother. 111 00:06:03,973 --> 00:06:08,603 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh! 112 00:06:08,711 --> 00:06:11,874 As Lupe felt sorry... 113 00:06:11,981 --> 00:06:16,884 for Buster's loss of a hand, Lindsay felt sorry for her loss of Lupe. 114 00:06:30,266 --> 00:06:33,963 Lindsay had cleaned one room and now had a garbage problem. 115 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:37,471 And while looking for a spot to stash the refuse... 116 00:06:37,573 --> 00:06:39,473 She came upon an old friend. 117 00:06:39,575 --> 00:06:43,170 I haven't seen this in ages. EBay. 118 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:46,180 Unfortunately, it was a new friend to George Sr. 119 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:49,308 Polly! 120 00:06:49,419 --> 00:06:54,049 Back at the office, Michael came to regret having given Gob the video camera. 121 00:06:54,157 --> 00:06:56,318 Well, I certainly appreciate your decision... 122 00:06:56,426 --> 00:06:59,088 but if my brother was here, we could've voted this thing through. 123 00:06:59,195 --> 00:07:03,393 What's this? A stuffy office meeting? 124 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:07,993 Well, maybe it's time for a little... Office Magic. 125 00:07:08,104 --> 00:07:13,440 - What's "office magic"? - Sometimes it's as simple as turning 10:45... 126 00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:17,479 in the morning into lunchtime! 127 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:20,845 - Okay. - Why does lunch have to be so dull? 128 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:25,148 Maybe you'd prefer some chicken instead! 129 00:07:25,254 --> 00:07:28,815 All right. Let's cut. Take five, everybody. 130 00:07:28,925 --> 00:07:32,156 - No, no. We're not takin' five. Hey, is this guy with you? - Yeah, he's an actor. 131 00:07:32,261 --> 00:07:35,287 Well, you know, I thought he was an investor. He voted against me... 132 00:07:35,398 --> 00:07:37,958 which is the vote I asked you to be here for, so- 133 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:41,867 You know what? I don't know why, but that's it. I don't think I can work with you anymore. 134 00:07:41,971 --> 00:07:44,462 - You kind of have to, guy. I'm the president. - No. I'm the president. 135 00:07:44,574 --> 00:07:48,408 No. You lost the presidency, just like you did in high school when you refused to play dirty. 136 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,979 - Worked when I ran. - We're talkin' about the office here, okay? 137 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,071 I do all the work. I've been helping you. That's over now. 138 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:57,016 Sorry to hear you say that, Michael, 'cause it just cost you your job. 139 00:07:57,119 --> 00:07:59,883 - I'm serious. It's over. - How do you call Security on this thing? 140 00:07:59,989 --> 00:08:03,049 - You hit pound-zero-zero to operate the system. - Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? 141 00:08:03,159 --> 00:08:05,855 - Yeah. Pound is right- - When I keep hitting that, the other thing flashes. 142 00:08:05,962 --> 00:08:08,396 - Hit pound and then zero-zero. - I do. I know. 143 00:08:08,498 --> 00:08:11,399 Tell you what. You don't need to learn the system, because you're out of here. 144 00:08:11,501 --> 00:08:13,992 You're fired. 145 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:16,003 Have Security send a man up. 146 00:08:16,105 --> 00:08:18,505 You've got the wrong guy. 147 00:08:18,608 --> 00:08:21,600 Uh, no, you don't, but you don't have to do this. 148 00:08:21,711 --> 00:08:25,442 But the guard had recently lost halfhis tie to Office Magic. 149 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:28,415 - Oh, I don't mind. - Get this. You getting this? 150 00:08:28,518 --> 00:08:31,419 Cheat out. You have to cheat out a little bit. 151 00:08:31,521 --> 00:08:34,183 - Oh, hey. - What was that all about? 152 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:37,123 Your uncle doesn't not-work here anymore. 153 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:41,526 - So I guess your mom told you about your dad moving out, huh? - No, she did not tell me that. 154 00:08:41,631 --> 00:08:43,861 - Oh. - But she doesn't tell me anything. 155 00:08:43,966 --> 00:08:47,026 - Neither of them do. - Sorry. Guess I shouldn't have said anything. 156 00:08:47,136 --> 00:08:50,299 Maybe I should just start keeping some secrets of my own. 157 00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:52,465 Why aren't you at school right now? 158 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,066 Marry me. 159 00:08:55,177 --> 00:08:58,078 I'm so sorry. I forgot who I was talking to. 160 00:08:58,180 --> 00:09:01,775 I was just using your copier to make some campaign posters. 161 00:09:01,884 --> 00:09:04,648 Well, then, by all means, let me help you out. 162 00:09:04,754 --> 00:09:07,552 I mean, I don't even know why I'm doing it. He's gonna win by a landslide. 163 00:09:07,657 --> 00:09:10,148 - That's what I was tellin' him. - How do you know Steve Holt? 164 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,659 - Are you in A.A.? - I was talkin' about George Michael. 165 00:09:12,762 --> 00:09:14,992 He's running for student body president. Who's Steve Holt? 166 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:18,066 He's just the hottest guy in school. And he's won three years in a row- 167 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:20,067 every year after his first junior year. 168 00:09:20,169 --> 00:09:22,399 So, then, he's more popular than George Michael? 169 00:09:22,505 --> 00:09:26,908 Well, that's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of. 170 00:09:27,009 --> 00:09:29,500 He might even finish after the Indian kid. 171 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:33,048 I guess I gotta get down to the school and see if I can stop him from signing up, huh? 172 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:37,017 Yes. You have to. And do you think you could put up a couple of these when you're there... 173 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:40,179 'cause I was really not in the mood to go down there. 174 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:44,089 Michael went to take care ofhis son... 175 00:09:44,193 --> 00:09:47,924 as Lucille discovered that hers was already being taken care of. 176 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:53,058 Mother! - And yet you're too good to polish the candlesticks? 177 00:09:53,169 --> 00:09:55,763 - You're fired! - You can't fire me. I'm your son. 178 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:58,669 - I'm firing you! - I was firing Lupe! 179 00:09:58,774 --> 00:10:00,503 Well, that makes more sense. 180 00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:06,251 - Lindsay came upon Lupe, who'd just been fired. - I no clean for family anymore. 181 00:10:06,358 --> 00:10:10,089 Can't you at least come over and Dust Buster or something? 182 00:10:10,195 --> 00:10:13,722 - I no does Buster anymore. - Fine. 183 00:10:13,832 --> 00:10:17,825 I'll Dust Buster! God. 184 00:10:17,936 --> 00:10:20,166 - Hello? - Hey. I can't talk loudly. 185 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:23,172 I'm in the bathroom of the Wrench set, and they've started shooting. 186 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:27,404 Also, I don't think this is a real toilet. 187 00:10:27,512 --> 00:10:31,380 So I just wanted to check on Maeby and tell you that I haven't landed a part yet... 188 00:10:31,483 --> 00:10:35,214 but despite what you may think, my talent shall win out. 189 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,120 Well, Maeby's fine. We've been looking for a cleaning lady, so if you hear of one- 190 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:41,954 Shh- Shh. - ... dirty cop, so Frank Wrench is gonna clean ya. 191 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:44,995 - Why is this door locked? - Cut! 192 00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:48,190 - Is somebody using the set bathroom? - I gotta go. 193 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:52,099 Michael arrived at school to talk his son out of running for office. 194 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:55,229 It took me all day, but I got the 10 signatures. I'm running for student body president. 195 00:10:55,340 --> 00:11:00,903 - Listen, George Michael- - We're gonna use your idea and highlight being chaste. 196 00:11:01,012 --> 00:11:04,311 I just meant you two shouldn't- You're not gonna put up this poster, are you? 197 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,010 It's really gonna appeal to the Christian crowd. 198 00:11:08,119 --> 00:11:10,815 I couldn't have done this without you guys. I'm gonna win this thing. 199 00:11:10,922 --> 00:11:15,382 Four more years! Four more years! 200 00:11:15,493 --> 00:11:17,961 Four more years! Four more years! 201 00:11:18,063 --> 00:11:20,964 And Gob showed up at his mother's. 202 00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:24,229 - Well, guess who's been fired. - Michael fired you? 203 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:28,066 No. I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office. 204 00:11:28,173 --> 00:11:31,142 What a coincidence. I just fired my housekeeper... 205 00:11:31,242 --> 00:11:33,642 but I've already found a replacement. 206 00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:36,509 It's a robot. 207 00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:40,983 - I hate it. I miss Lupe. - No. I won't let you go down that road. 208 00:11:41,086 --> 00:11:44,180 I want you to be strong, and you don't need the comfort of an immigrant... 209 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:46,951 in Mother's old stirrup pants to make you feel that way. 210 00:11:48,026 --> 00:11:49,926 Oh. 211 00:11:50,028 --> 00:11:53,520 Ohh, you're hungry. 212 00:11:53,631 --> 00:11:57,294 Lindsay was about to find a replacement for Lupe as well. - Who is it? 213 00:11:57,402 --> 00:12:00,530 The new housekeeper. The agency sent me over. 214 00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:02,697 I'm sorry. I didn't call any- 215 00:12:02,807 --> 00:12:08,040 Oh, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Phyllidia Featherbottom... 216 00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:13,049 and I can cook and I can clean and I can take care of the little ones. 217 00:12:13,151 --> 00:12:17,952 I can also sing a song or two, if it comes in handy. 218 00:12:18,056 --> 00:12:22,425 When you put a squirt of frosting on your throat 219 00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:24,495 Before we take our medications 220 00:12:24,596 --> 00:12:29,192 Tobias had gained access to the studio's wardrobe and makeup department. 221 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,598 He was eager to both see his daughter... 222 00:12:31,703 --> 00:12:35,639 and prove to his wife that he had what it took to be an actor. 223 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:40,541 - It was the exact plot of the film Mrs. Doubtfire. - In the most delicious way 224 00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:44,809 There was also some Mary Poppins in there. - Let's get this house cleaned. 225 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:48,079 Hey. Lindsay, the place looks fantastic. 226 00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:53,180 - What? Did you pay somebody to do this? - Oh, I've no need for payment. 227 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:55,919 The love of the family is more than enough. 228 00:12:56,027 --> 00:12:59,053 I'm sorry. This is Mrs. Featherbottom. 229 00:12:59,164 --> 00:13:01,997 From Blackstone. I'm charmed, I'm sure. 230 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:05,399 Ooh! 231 00:13:05,503 --> 00:13:07,869 Back to work. 232 00:13:07,972 --> 00:13:10,600 - I think he misses his daughter. - That's convenient... 233 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,939 considering you didn't even have the courage to tell Maeby that he'd moved out. 234 00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:16,513 I'm sorry. I'm not the perfect parent, like you. 235 00:13:16,614 --> 00:13:19,777 I'm not that perfect. I pushed George Michael into running for office... 236 00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:22,785 and I think he's gonna get crushed by this kid Steve Holt. 237 00:13:22,887 --> 00:13:26,288 Yeah. I'd vote for Steve. Too bad Dad's on the lam. 238 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:31,090 You could finally use some of his dirty tricks to get George Michael elected. 239 00:13:31,196 --> 00:13:33,596 As it happens, George Sr. Had come to... 240 00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:37,395 in the attic, and perhaps it was the effect oflosing his one friend- 241 00:13:37,502 --> 00:13:40,528 - Polly? - or the lingering effects of the fumigation- 242 00:13:40,638 --> 00:13:43,471 or perhaps it really was divine intervention- 243 00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:47,375 but he'd had a profound realization. 244 00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:54,109 Unfortunately, the timing of the enlightenment wasn't ideal for Michael. 245 00:13:54,219 --> 00:13:58,280 - That's why I need your help. - "Our Heavenly Father let his son die... 246 00:13:58,389 --> 00:14:00,789 so that our sins could be absolved." 247 00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:04,953 - Great. So you're a Christian now. - "We must all seek forgiveness." 248 00:14:05,063 --> 00:14:07,554 Well, I'll call the warden for you. You can ask him yourself. 249 00:14:07,665 --> 00:14:13,126 Well, I think that's for fresh crimes. Besides, you've always tried to lead a clean life. 250 00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:18,574 You and Gob were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um- 251 00:14:18,676 --> 00:14:20,667 "Goofuth." 252 00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:24,009 Michael realized he had lived like Gallant... 253 00:14:24,115 --> 00:14:26,675 and ifhe wanted to help his son's election... 254 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,911 he would have to find... Goofuth. 255 00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:31,614 - Been lookin' all over for you, pal. - If you came to grovel... 256 00:14:31,723 --> 00:14:33,691 for the job of president, you're too late. 257 00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:38,785 - My brother already fired me. - Listen, I'm really sorry that I got upset with you... 258 00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:42,300 you know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you. 259 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,325 You know, and I never meant to, um- I didn't even mean to fire you. 260 00:14:44,435 --> 00:14:48,804 You know? I just got so frustrated, and, Gob, you are my brother. 261 00:14:48,906 --> 00:14:52,637 - Of course I'm gonna support you. - Well... 262 00:14:52,744 --> 00:14:54,803 now I feel bad for firing you. 263 00:14:54,912 --> 00:14:58,348 Listen, George Michael is running for student body president... 264 00:14:58,449 --> 00:15:00,349 and I have a feeling he's gonna get slaughtered. 265 00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:03,386 The guy he's running against is basically a young you. 266 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:08,790 Wow. It won't be easy to win a race against myself. 267 00:15:08,893 --> 00:15:11,726 - Of course, if anyone can do it, I can. - That's right. 268 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:15,321 - I wish I was 15 years younger. - He doesn't need to beat him. 269 00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:18,891 - He just needs to beat the Indian kid. - If I do this, you'll rehire me? 270 00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:21,767 - Of course I will. - The mere fact that you think you can... 271 00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:25,001 says to me that I shouldn't let you. 272 00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:29,307 Course, we both need the work. 273 00:15:29,414 --> 00:15:31,382 Robot'll get it. 274 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:34,076 Where the hell is my maid? Robot! 275 00:15:34,185 --> 00:15:37,643 But the robot was busy elsewhere. 276 00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:44,387 What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! 277 00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:48,457 I'm a monster! 278 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,784 Michael brought Gob in to consult on his son's campaign. 279 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:03,124 Focus on the video and shy away from the virgin thing. 280 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,097 Oh, we should definitely sacrifice the whole virgin thing. 281 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,191 And I got the perfect way. 282 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:12,432 We hand out rubbers that say, "We salute George Michael." 283 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,633 - We're not supposed to have help. - I don't wanna make Steve look bad. 284 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,802 Yeah, I just don't want my son to be embarrassed up there. Let's not play too dirty. 285 00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:22,712 - Uh, good point, two percent. - Two percent, huh? Is that how little I lost by? 286 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,784 - Lost by? That's all you got. - Not really important. 287 00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:28,787 Well, if your son wants more than two percent, he's gonna have to go after Steve Holt. 288 00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:32,620 So I want you to tell me every awful rumor you've ever heard about this kid. 289 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,160 I can't support this, and neither can the Christian kids... 290 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,958 - that were gonna make you president. - Uh- 291 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,966 Ann? I think she's really upset about this. 292 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:44,401 She'll forgive ya. You're George Michael. 293 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,406 Meanwhile... 294 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,476 Maeby was meeting her new singing nanny. 295 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,340 Now. Take your Fun-fun. 296 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:56,815 This is my mom's, and it's fen-phen, and it's been banned by the F.D.A. 297 00:16:56,917 --> 00:17:01,411 Oh! Well. You should always read the label 298 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:05,049 You should always read it well in the most delicious way 299 00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:07,218 - Mr. Fingerbottom? - Mrs. 300 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,557 Right. Mrs. I should really get going. 301 00:17:09,663 --> 00:17:13,258 No, no, no, no, no. Sit back. What's the rush? Please. 302 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:16,097 I wanna hear about you. Tell me about your family. 303 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:20,765 I'm sure wherever your father is right now, she loves you very, very much. 304 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,900 Not enough to be honest with me. 305 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,879 And after a few days, Gob was ready... 306 00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:31,212 to unveil George Michael's new message. 307 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:34,116 Drought, starvation- 308 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:38,419 These are the things my family has had to deal with for generations... 309 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,460 although, fortunately, not since we moved to Corona del Mar. 310 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:45,259 Go home, you terrorist! 311 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,095 How stupid do you have to be to say something like that? 312 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:51,603 - You're not wanted here! - Gob. 313 00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,572 - Michael. - You got George Michael's tape? 314 00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:58,577 Yeah. I gave it to the tech guy. Don't worry. It's very tastefully done. 315 00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:01,580 Sure you didn't make that video in a cave? 316 00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:04,412 - Perennial candidate Steve Holt! - Soon it was time... 317 00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,577 for Steve Holt to play his video... 318 00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:09,952 which had been produced by his new campaign manager, Ann Veal. 319 00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:14,289 - Hi. I'm Steve Holt. - Evil! 320 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,625 This kid's popular? 321 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,256 Looks like a chick I did once in high school. 322 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,426 Get a haircut! 323 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,562 Recently, I've been dealing with the fact that I've never known my father... 324 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:29,267 but I finally found a new Father. 325 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:32,243 You're probably wondering what these footsteps are. 326 00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:37,648 Well, this is my second take. It's kind of like a second chance at making good. 327 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,651 Yeah. Okay. We need to pull the videotape. 328 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:46,123 - My tape? - Why? - I've made a huge mistake. 329 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:50,162 But it was too late to do anything about it. 330 00:18:50,264 --> 00:18:54,633 Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is. 331 00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:59,468 What else don't we know about Steve Holt? 332 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:02,838 George Michael Bluth is a cool guy. 333 00:19:02,943 --> 00:19:06,208 His dad is a powerful executive working for this man. 334 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:10,215 The girls like him just fine. Young and old. It doesn't matter. 335 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,377 - In the dark. - That's why you had me do that? 336 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:16,718 George Michael had never been more embarrassed. 337 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,485 Until this part. 338 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,652 I couldn't find another tape. 339 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,960 I like Steve's more. 340 00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:34,131 Guess I underestimated the religious vote. 341 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:37,404 - So Steve won? - No. Steve dropped out of the race. 342 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:40,071 He says he wants to spend some time trying to find his real father. 343 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,479 Rav Nadir, the Indian kid, he got 97% of the vote. 344 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:48,179 Well, that leaves three percent. You did better than I did when I ran. 345 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,984 I tied with Bart Simpson and "School Sucks." 346 00:19:51,091 --> 00:19:53,116 I'm really sorry, buddy. Believe it or not, I did this... 347 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,558 because I didn't want you to feel bad about yourself. 348 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,392 Hey, it's Star Dork. 349 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,524 Hey, he knows you now. I'm really sorry, buddy. 350 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:05,571 It's just a drag. I mean, I'm pretty sure my girlfriend's gone forever... 351 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,697 and I never wanted to do this in the first place. 352 00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:13,212 George Michael, was that really you doing those lightsaber moves? 353 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,510 - You were incredible. - I've only gotten better. 354 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,210 You're still doin' that? 355 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:24,086 So, you wanna grab a curtain rod and go over to my place? 356 00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:27,251 Wow. I'd love that. Thanks, Ann. 357 00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:30,455 You really make me feel good about myself. 358 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,432 Gotta do something about that kid's self-esteem. 359 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,971 On the next Arrested Development. 360 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,871 Yoo-hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way! 361 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:48,744 Lucille finds a housekeeper that she won't lose her son to. 362 00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:53,684 Always keep from crying even though your heart is dying 363 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,560 And Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father. 364 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,062 I've been wonderin' my whole life who he is- 365 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:08,100 a scientist, a doctor, a senator? 366 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:11,261 Well, we got some bad news. 367 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:15,899 Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?