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Now the story of a wealthy family
who lost everything...
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and the one son
who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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George Michael?
Michael was looking for his son...
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with whom he had a secret to share.
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- There you are. Hey, pal. You alone?
- Almost always, yeah.
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You know,
Maeby's never around anymore...
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and Ann's off with her religious group,
trying to get Nip/Tuck off the air.
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- They don't like Nip/Tuck?
- Well, you know, they don't like anything.
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Something about God wants people
to age naturally- I don't know.
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Ironically, she likes Gangy.
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Listen, you know, I would never date anyone
without you being okay with it, right?
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- You don't have to do that.
- Great, because I didn't do it this time.
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L- I kind of reconnected with that blind
prosecutor I used to date, Maggie Lizer.
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Her?
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- Didn't she turn out to not be blind though?
- Exactly.
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But she's filled out a little bit.
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Michael hadn't seen her
in eight and a half months...
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during which she had filled out.
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Really?
Could have sworn it was a year.
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And it seems as if I'm the father.
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Do you know this for sure?
I mean, she does lie.
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- She might not really be pregnant.
- See, that's what I thought.
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- Boy, you really are my kid.
- Good.
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Apparently, so is this one.
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Michael found this out
after having Lindsay and Tobias...
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break into Maggie's house
and hide in the bathroom...
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to collect and test her urine.
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- It was there that they stumbled upon a fat suit.
- That's what it is.
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Michael confronted Maggie about this.
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Oh, you're so right, Michael,
'cause I'm fakin' it-
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- But he was proven wrong.
- Not.
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Maybe it'll be exciting, you know?
Be a big brother. It'll be fun.
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- There you go. It would be fun, wouldn't it?
- Big brother. Me.
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Not gonna happen though.
She doesn't want anything to do with me.
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But I know you've been bored.
You and I are gonna have some fun together.
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Maybe we'll even have ourselves
a little adventure.
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- Yeah.
- Meanwhile, I guess
this family's big enough, huh?
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In fact, Michael's family
had just gotten a little smaller.
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Hello?
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Mom, you've got to stop
starting conversations like that.
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Something happened to Buster.
He lost part of his body.
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- I don't know which one.
- The hand.
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I told him to stay out of the ocean,
but we had a fight.
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- Who remembers about what?
- I do.
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Buster had discovered that
his Uncle Oscar was his true father.
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- You lied to me.
- You were never supposed to know.
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I'm going to war!
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As an act of defiance to Lucille,
he first went swimming in the ocean...
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where he was attacked by a loose seal.
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If only your father was here.
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- Oh, that George. God only knows where he is.
- The car!
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- Up yours, granny!
- You couldn't handle it!
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In fact, George Sr.
Had snuck out of the attic...
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and gone to a local Ford dealership.
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Yeah, the Bronco's been discontinued.
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We're trying to shed that whole
"fugitive on the run" thing.
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- This is the Escape.
- What a fun name, hmm?
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- Mm-hmm.
- May I test-drive?
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- Up yours, granny!
- You couldn't handle it!
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Soon, Michael and
George Michael arrived at the hospital.
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- If something happens to Buster, I'll be lost.
- Yeah. Excuse me.
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George Michael, you're going to
have to be the baby of the family.
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- Um, Maeby's younger than me.
- You're never going in the ocean! Never!
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- We're here to see him.
- You're my baby! I'm never letting you go!
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- Please stay away from my son.
- You're my baby now! No, he's my baby!
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The hell with all of you.
I have a man.
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Excuse me.
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- Are you the Bluths?
- Not Dr. Wordsmith.
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- How's my son?
- He's going to be all right.
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- Thank God.
- Finally some good news from this guy.
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- No other way to take that.
- That's a great attitude.
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I gotta tell you. If I was given this news,
I don't know that I'd take it this well.
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But you said he was all right.
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Yes. He's lost his left hand,
so he's going to be "all right."
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You son of a bitch!
I hate this doctor!
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- He's a very literal man.
- Yes, that's more the way I would take the news.
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Actually, I'm relieved.
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I don't have to go to army because
the seal with the bow tie attacked me.
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- I feel like I've lost three pounds.
- Seal with the bow tie?
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Yeah.
I think that's what I saw bite me.
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I just wish I could remember why I went
in the ocean. Did we fight or something?
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Of course not.
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Although I always have warned you
against the ocean. So has your father.
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My father.
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George Sr. You need more juice.
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Where's the juice?
Give my son the juice!
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Buster, it's okay.
Doctor says you're gonna be fine.
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And if they can find the hand,
they're gonna be able to reattach it.
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- You know, like a transplant.
- I'm fine.
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This is a blessing. And speaking of blessings,
I heard there's gonna be a baby.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
But please, don't worry about that.
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What's more important is that you're
really doin' well with this, pal.
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My hat is off to you.
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And my hand is off to you.
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No, no, I meant, don't get
your hopes up about that-
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Hand transplant.
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No, the, uh, baby.
The mother doesn't want me around.
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We kind of had a little bit of a fight.
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- You obviously care about
this Maggie woman, don't you?
- Yes, I do. Of course I do.
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I mean, a seal didn't bite
your Linus off, did it?
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- No, a seal didn't bite my Linus off.
- Good.
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- Then go to her. Ask for her hand.
- Yeah.
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And, uh, maybe...
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I'll get one for my brother
while I'm at it.
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Yeah. Get him out of here.
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- Hmm?
- Get him out of here!
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Get the-
Out of my room!
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- Oh, my God! Buster!
- Oh, my God!
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Buster, what's wrong? Nurse!
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So, at his brother's suggestion...
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Michael went to the courthouse
determined to win Maggie back.
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- Have you seen Maggie? It's kind of important.
- Oh, you just missed her.
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She's in the bar.
What a spanking I gave her in court today.
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- Go get 'em.
- He spanked me!
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- Did you spank her?
- No!
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You know, that waitress she's representing
is suing my client for making her fat.
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But here's the thing.
Loretta is not fat.
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Maggie bought her a fat suit,
and I've got the receipt to prove it.
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Of course.
That's what the fat suit is for.
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Well, I've gotta find her. I owe her an apology.
You said she's at a bar?
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Friday night. You might want
to try Miss Temple's. Tell her Barry said-
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Ooh, I did good today.
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And Michael caught up with Maggie.
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You know,
there have been lies, yes.
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But it's not like either one of us would ever
do anything to hurt the other person.
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Hello, Officers.
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Well, there's no further sign
of a break-in at your house.
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And since you haven't called us back, we again
left the number, in case there's a problem.
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- Thanks, Officer Taylor.
- Just next time, uh, call us back.
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Hey, the break-in?
I told you that was us.
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Well, maybe I did want to hurt you,
because I was hurt.
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- The only reason you're here
is out of loyalty to the baby.
- It's not just about the baby.
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Maggie, there was a reason that you and I
got together in the first place...
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when we made this baby, okay?
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There's something here, as long
as we never lie to each other again.
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Well, then I have to come clean
about one more thing.
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- Oh, no.
- You're not the father.
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Come on.
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I went to a sperm bank, okay,
the week before we even met.
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The father's some guy from Harvard,
but that's all I know.
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That's great. He's probably
some geek Simpsons writer's kid.
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I never thought
I'd meet someone like you.
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- Mmm.
- But come on.
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I mean, do you still really want me?
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Are you really that great of a guy?
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Michael had always thought
ofhimself as that great a guy.
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- The kind of guy who could
raise someone else's baby.
- Of course I am.
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But he wasn't...
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and he regretted it the moment he said it.
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The next day, the family gathered
to welcome Buster home from the hospital.
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He's coming.
What he's wearing is temporary.
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Please don't comment on it or salute him
like that idiot guard down there did to him.
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Well, look who's back.
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- Let's all say hello.
- Hi.
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And while you're at it,
let's all give me a big hand!
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George Michael, get your uncle
a bandage for his forehead.
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And while you're at it, uh, get two.
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Oh, my God.
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Guess this means you don't wanna
play "got your nose" with me.
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Oh, what's the matter, Buster?
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- Did you hurt yourself?
- Uh, hi, Gob.
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Oh, my God! What-What happened to your-
He's got no hand!
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Buster went swimming in the ocean...
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and, according to him,
a seal with a bow tie bit off his hand.
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Bow tie?
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It's merely the playful mutterings
of the shock victim.
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A seal would never prey on a human...
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unless, of course, it had acquired
a taste for mammal blood.
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Gob had recently dressed a seal in a bow tie...
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and used him in a magic trick.
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When it failed,
he released the seal into the ocean.
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You're back in the real world.
You're not gonna be hand-fed anymore.
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How the hell would a seal know
how to tie a bow tie anyway?
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- I can barely tie
the yellow one that I wear in my act.
- This one had a yellow bow tie!
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Really?
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And later, Lucille
could not contain her guilt any longer.
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I did this. I prayed that God
take anything he wanted from us...
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so that Buster wouldn't
have to go to war.
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Oh, Mom. After all these years,
God's not gonna take a call from you.
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I did this.
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I think that the seal with
the yellow bow tie might be the one...
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that I released into the sea after giving it
the taste for mammal blood.
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Okay. You've got a better case
than Mom does.
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Still, I could hunt down that seal.
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They said if you retrieve Buster's hand,
they might be able to do a transplant.
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At the very least, I can remove
that incriminating bow tie.
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And Michael told Lindsay
about his commitment to Maggie...
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and the child that wasn't his.
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Well, first of all, I'm sure there are writers
on The Simpsons who aren't geeks.
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And secondly, I think this commitment
you're making is great.
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It is. It's great, it's great.
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I do think something might be up though.
What if she's still lying?
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Oh, no. You're trying to
get out of this, aren't you?
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- L-I thought you were a good guy.
- I am a good guy.
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- Is he trying to get out of having this baby?
- We want this child.
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It's given us a reason to stay together.
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In fact,
it was investigating the pregnancy...
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that had reignited
Lindsay and Tobias's passion.
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It was weird.
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- Where's your child?
- I don't have a child, Michael.
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- We don't have a child, Michael.
- That's why we want-
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- Oh.
- Did you mean Maeby?
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- I did mean Maeby.
- Well, she's hardly a child, is she, Michael?
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Yeah. And we know where she is.
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She's with her debate club, and they're on
their way to Sacremende for the semifinals.
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She wasn't.
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And a Google search of the word
"Sacremende"only came up with this.
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In fact, she was overseeing a remake
ofThe Old Man And The Sea...
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for the film studio where she'd
bluffed her way into a job.
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What on earth is taking so long?
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Am I the only one who wants
to get home and see their kids?
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So please don't tell me
I don't know where my kid is.
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All I'm saying is that Maggie claims
that no one else is involved.
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But what if she's lying again
and there is someone else involved?
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You know, a boyfriend, a husband.
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Someone that got dumped
when something better came along.
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- Of course. Why wouldn't she?
- I'm a good guy, you know.
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So I'm thinkin' maybe you can
break into her house again for me...
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and see if you can find some, uh-
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Way out of this for you?
I don't think so.
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No, I was gonna say, find some evidence
of who the father is, but forget it.
224
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I'll find somebody
who wants an adventure.
225
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George Michael, how would
you like to get away from Uncle Buster?
226
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- I'd really like that.
- Good. Shh, shh, shh.
227
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And so, with his son's help,
Michael went to Maggie's...
228
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to find some evidence of another man.
229
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It's another Bluth Boy adventure.
We're like a team.
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- We're like Red McGibbon and Bullet.
- Who?
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They're this old, uh-
Never mind. Okay, listen.
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Anything you find in there-name, phone
number-you bring it out to Daddy, all right?
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- You mean you're not going in with me?
- Hmm? No.
234
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I can't fit through that doggy door.
235
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But I am gonna risk being caught out here.
Be careful.
236
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Okay, I got a phone number.
Let's go. Drive.
237
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- Let's go. Hit the gas.
- You didn't even go inside.
238
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- It was taped to the door.
- It's probably the Sparkletts guy.
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Listen, it's okay. I'm telling you.
There's nothing to be scared about.
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I'm not getting that vibe. Hey!
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- Everything all right?
- Yes, Officer.
242
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- Just waiting to see if Maggie's home.
- Oh.
243
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I was making sure there wasn't
another break-in.
244
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My partner is inside
with his gun drawn.
245
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:27,221
Everything's gonna be just fine.
246
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Close call there, Bullet.
I'm so sorry about that.
247
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But listen, I think- I think that you do have
something here with this phone number.
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"Really eager to hear from you."
249
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You know, that's something a guy would say
if he was the father of her child...
250
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and the mother stopped calling
'cause she found a really good guy.
251
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I think this is him. I'm gettin' that vibe.
We're havin' some fun, aren't we?
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I'm really sorry about that.
253
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:55,354
Gob arrived at the dock,
hoping to recover his brother's missing hand.
254
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:58,985
I'm lookin' for the seal
that's got the taste for kitty blood.
255
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I'll pay you handsomely.
256
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,989
In fact, the skipper had already
rented his boat to be shot in Maeby's film.
257
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So neither he nor Gob were prepared...
258
00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:11,671
for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal.
259
00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:15,767
God! It's like herding cats.
260
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Here's your kitty cat. Aah! Fine!
261
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You don't get to be bait!
262
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,984
Why are there cats in the shot?
263
00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:25,577
This is the camera boat.
Can you lose the- cats, please?
264
00:13:25,688 --> 00:13:27,588
Uncle Gob?
265
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,792
Maeby?
266
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And Michael traced the phone
number he found on the note to an address.
267
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Thank you, Mr. Parmesan. Okay.
268
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In there is the father of the child
that Maggie wants me to help her raise.
269
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And he probably doesn't know
that she's got another man involved.
270
00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:47,640
So I want you to stay here
and enjoy the adventure from the car.
271
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This one could get a little ugly.
272
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:55,545
And, hey, I'd like to see that cop of Maggie's
do detective work this good. Huh?
273
00:13:57,987 --> 00:14:01,081
Oh, come on.
Is this your phone number?
274
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:04,455
Hey, I told you at the bar.
I left that on Maggie's door.
275
00:14:04,561 --> 00:14:06,722
And why are you hangin'
around Maggie's house, anyway?
276
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:09,161
L- I'm sorry.
I'm in this crazy relationship.
277
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She wants me to raise this child with her
because there's no father.
278
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- No father?
- I thought I'd come here-
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There's a father.
There's two fathers. David!
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- I'm making gravy.
- That bitch is gonna keep our child.
281
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I knew she was up to something.
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Hot cops
Hot
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Michael had tracked down the
couple who'd hired Maggie to carry their child.
284
00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:38,165
- So that's why you guys are staking out her house.
- She hasn't returned our calls.
285
00:14:38,275 --> 00:14:40,937
- There's something about her I just don't trust.
- I'll say.
286
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She said she doesn't know
who the father is.
287
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In a funny way, neither do we.
Wejust gave her a mixed cocktail.
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- Two parts Taylor.
- Two parts Carter.
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And let her do her thing.
290
00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:53,884
We decided we never want to know
which of us is the real father.
291
00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:58,493
Well, why should you?
292
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I just hope you find out which one of you
can breast-feed.
293
00:15:01,865 --> 00:15:04,561
You know,
we're in a loving relationship.
294
00:15:04,668 --> 00:15:08,069
Andjust because we don't have breasts
does not mean we cannot nourish our child.
295
00:15:08,171 --> 00:15:10,071
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-
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I don't want you guys to worry about
getting that child back from Maggie...
297
00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:15,473
because I'm gonna help you.
298
00:15:15,579 --> 00:15:17,638
Wow. What a... good guy.
299
00:15:17,748 --> 00:15:21,411
I know. And for once,
I'm one lie ahead of Maggie Lizer's lies.
300
00:15:21,518 --> 00:15:24,248
In fact, Michael was one lie behind her.
301
00:15:24,354 --> 00:15:28,882
And what if I told you
that Loretta was not fat...
302
00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:31,426
but actually a very greedy woman...
303
00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:34,588
in a very cheap fat suit?
304
00:15:34,698 --> 00:15:37,223
What, do you think I'm kidding?
Huh?
305
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:40,303
- What are you doing?
- Okay, so she's fat.
306
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:44,170
- Your Honor, this is an outrage!
- Wow. Did I lose this one.
307
00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:46,742
Mr. Zuckerkorn,
you've been warned about touching.
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00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:50,176
- You said spanking.
- I want this case thrown out immediately.
309
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,010
In fact, Loretta wasn't overweight-
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- Oh, no! My water just broke!
- Quickly, Your Honor. Quickly throw it out.
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00:15:56,853 --> 00:15:59,788
but was carrying the child
that Maggie was supposed to.
312
00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:04,987
You see, it was Loretta's urine that
Tobias and Lindsay ended up testing...
313
00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:08,690
a fact they missed when they were
making out in the shower.
314
00:16:08,799 --> 00:16:11,700
And Maggie did buy the fat suit
to serve as her pregnancy belly.
315
00:16:11,802 --> 00:16:13,702
All right, this is goin' back.
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But soon upgraded
to a higher-quality latex model.
317
00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:21,167
It's time!
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00:16:21,278 --> 00:16:24,475
- Is there a doctor in the house?
- Oh, my God! My water broke too!
319
00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:26,481
I'm in labor!
320
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:31,452
Maggie wasn't, but had no choice
but to pretend to deliver at the same time.
321
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,683
And Gob caught up with Maeby
and made a confession.
322
00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:36,952
I think I'm responsible
for Buster's hand.
323
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,824
Yeah, and I'm responsible for
an $80-million movie without an ending.
324
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:42,558
I know those problems seem big
when you're a kid, Maeby.
325
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:45,260
Look, this is kind of weird
advice for me to be giving...
326
00:16:45,368 --> 00:16:47,495
but why don't you
just tell him the truth?
327
00:16:47,604 --> 00:16:49,504
I mean, he'll respect you for it.
328
00:16:50,607 --> 00:16:53,132
Thanks, Maeby.
329
00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:56,076
Okay, now I'm just lying
for no reason.
330
00:16:58,281 --> 00:17:00,511
And Michael arrived at the courthouse...
331
00:17:00,617 --> 00:17:05,213
only to discover that Maggie
had already been rushed to the hospital.
332
00:17:05,322 --> 00:17:08,985
And back at the penthouse, Lucille was
praying for the second time in her life.
333
00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:11,526
Lord, let Buster forget everything.
334
00:17:11,628 --> 00:17:15,291
And if you need to take another hand
to make that happen...
335
00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:17,366
please make it Gob's.
336
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:22,427
It was at that exact moment
that Buster did forget he'd lost his hand.
337
00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:24,598
Oh! No, stop it, stop it, stop it!
338
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,973
Oh, you caught my tendon
in your claw!
339
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:32,606
My claw? Aw, God!
340
00:17:32,716 --> 00:17:35,583
I'm a monster!
341
00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:42,887
No!
342
00:17:42,993 --> 00:17:45,894
Whose idea was the temporary hand?
343
00:17:45,996 --> 00:17:48,430
Buster!
344
00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:50,898
Hi. There's something
you need to know.
345
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:54,061
There's nothing he needs to know.
Take his hand. Take it now!
346
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:56,400
It was my fault. It was my seal.
347
00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:59,100
I released him,
and he bit off your hand.
348
00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:01,734
Wow. Truth feels good.
349
00:18:01,845 --> 00:18:04,245
- You did this to me?
- Yeah.
350
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:08,306
And Gob was about to experience
something that didn't feel that good.
351
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,409
No, Buster! Oh!
352
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,387
Michael, meanwhile, notified the
policemen that Maggie was in the hospital.
353
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:16,118
- I will meet you there.
- We're on our way.
354
00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:18,126
I'm getting goose bumps.
355
00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:20,696
Hi. Okay.
I'm gonna go in there with Maggie.
356
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:23,265
As far as I know, she's already
had the kid, okay?
357
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:26,824
We're havin' some adventure though, huh?
You can't say we're not havin' fun.
358
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,240
Don't smoke, sonny.
359
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,273
Michael.
Oh, I'm glad you're here.
360
00:18:38,381 --> 00:18:43,751
Is this our little bundle
of... two gay cops' baby?
361
00:18:47,223 --> 00:18:50,124
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
362
00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:52,319
Here it is.
This came from our cup.
363
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:54,624
That fellow was in our cup once.
364
00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:57,131
Here's something I think
you both need to have.
365
00:18:59,069 --> 00:19:02,505
Boy, you just cannot get off
the breast thing, can you?
366
00:19:02,606 --> 00:19:05,973
Okay, where's the baby?
367
00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:09,603
- I'm not pregnant.
- But we paid you to do this, Maggie.
368
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,477
I know, and I wanted to, but then
it turns out I couldn't get pregnant.
369
00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:16,382
And I had this client-You know,
we were working on the fat case.
370
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:19,478
So l-
Hey, I outsourced it, okay?
371
00:19:19,589 --> 00:19:22,683
And you weren't gonna let
these nice guys have a baby?
372
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:24,692
You were gonna have us raise it?
373
00:19:24,794 --> 00:19:26,694
Of course not.
374
00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:29,663
I'm gonna give 'em their baby.
I never thought you'd stick around.
375
00:19:29,766 --> 00:19:31,666
I'm not goin' anywhere, baby.
376
00:19:31,768 --> 00:19:34,202
What is wrong with me?
377
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:37,034
Oh! Here it comes!
Here comes the baby!
378
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,005
Is that the head?
379
00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:43,375
Loretta had her baby, and
the new family couldn't have been happier.
380
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,280
- And Michael reunited with his son.
- You disappointed?
381
00:19:47,384 --> 00:19:50,649
You kiddin' me?
You're the only son I've ever needed.
382
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:53,279
That's all the adventure I've ever needed.
383
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:57,884
Okay. Son, I'm going to meet you
at the car. "M." Main floor.
384
00:19:57,994 --> 00:19:59,894
No adventure there.
385
00:19:59,996 --> 00:20:02,863
But "M"didn't stand for "main floor."
386
00:20:05,135 --> 00:20:07,103
Dr. Ward to the morgue, please.
387
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,831
Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. Stat.
388
00:20:09,939 --> 00:20:12,237
And Michael said good-bye to Maggie.
389
00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:14,606
- I know. I've got a problem.
- We obviously both do.
390
00:20:14,711 --> 00:20:19,239
We obviously both crave
some crazy complication in our lives.
391
00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:22,216
When we're together, it is like-
392
00:20:22,318 --> 00:20:24,582
- Magic?
- I was gonna say "train wreck."
393
00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:27,213
We have to make a vow, okay?
This is over.
394
00:20:27,323 --> 00:20:31,760
No more lying.
No deceit, no sex. Everything.
395
00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:35,353
No more lies.
396
00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:38,662
But that, too, turned out to be a lie.
397
00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:56,644
On the next
Arrested Development.
398
00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:59,779
Buster and Gob
find themselves closer than ever.
399
00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:02,722
And there you are. We've removed the hook,
and there's been no damage.
400
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,852
- Oh, thank God.
- Yeah, he's gonna be fine.
401
00:21:05,962 --> 00:21:09,557
But unfortunately,
you've still got a hook in your ass.
402
00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:12,134
And Maggie gets a big surprise.
403
00:21:12,235 --> 00:21:15,329
You have got to be kidding me.
404
00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:20,708
Hot cops
We'll clean up the town
405
00:21:20,810 --> 00:21:23,506
We'll turn that old frown
upside down
406
00:21:23,613 --> 00:21:26,138
Hot cops
We're aiming to please
407
00:21:26,249 --> 00:21:29,218
You know we'll get down
on our knees
408
00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:31,947
We're taking on the bad boys
409
00:21:32,055 --> 00:21:34,683
With our loaded guns
410
00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:37,692
We'll pump you full
of molten lead
411
00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:40,160
Bang, bang, you're dead
412
00:21:40,263 --> 00:21:42,527
Hot cops
413
00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:45,294
Just give us a squeeze
414
00:21:45,401 --> 00:21:48,199
Hot cops
Hot