1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:04,421 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,523 --> 00:00:06,514 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:08,616 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:15,861 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,037 --> 00:00:20,528 George Michael was getting ready for school... 6 00:00:20,639 --> 00:00:23,699 when he came across a box oflove letters he'd written... 7 00:00:23,809 --> 00:00:27,370 but never sent to his cousin Maeby. 8 00:00:27,479 --> 00:00:30,209 One letter titled "If You Weren't My Cousin," 9 00:00:30,315 --> 00:00:32,215 was particularly incriminating. 10 00:00:32,317 --> 00:00:34,285 Hey, pal, you want a ride to school? 11 00:00:34,386 --> 00:00:36,786 Um, no. Actually, I'm- 12 00:00:36,889 --> 00:00:39,050 I'm riding with the Veals, Ann's parents. 13 00:00:39,158 --> 00:00:42,685 You don't need to be penned up with them. I'll drive you both. We'll take the stairs. 14 00:00:42,795 --> 00:00:45,491 Right. Here's the thing though. It's kind of cramped in there. 15 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:48,964 Plus, a lot ofkids are still talking about when you took down that homecoming banner. 16 00:00:50,669 --> 00:00:53,137 Listen, are you embarrassed to be seen in that car? 17 00:00:53,238 --> 00:00:55,399 It's not a car. But- But, no. 18 00:00:57,342 --> 00:00:59,936 I've got to get a new car. 19 00:01:00,045 --> 00:01:02,946 George Michael decided to hide the love letters in the attic... 20 00:01:03,048 --> 00:01:04,948 although Maeby had her own problems. 21 00:01:05,050 --> 00:01:06,950 After lying about her age... 22 00:01:07,052 --> 00:01:10,886 she had conned her way into a job as a movie studio executive. 23 00:01:10,989 --> 00:01:14,254 Did you get the stack of scripts that I sent you? 'Cause you certainly look well-rested. 24 00:01:14,359 --> 00:01:17,419 - Marry me. - Ha! I need your notes on those tomorrow. 25 00:01:17,529 --> 00:01:20,157 - Wanna have a drink? - Yeah. Why don't we ask your wife to come with us? 26 00:01:20,265 --> 00:01:22,426 Okay, then. I'll see you tomorrow. 27 00:01:22,534 --> 00:01:25,298 And downstairs, Buster paid a visit. 28 00:01:25,404 --> 00:01:28,669 - Hey, Brother. I need a favor. - Of course you do. 29 00:01:28,774 --> 00:01:31,265 I'm on furlough this week, and everybody's out dancing with their girl... 30 00:01:31,376 --> 00:01:34,277 - and I'm home sitting with Mom. - Mom doesn't wanna go dancing? 31 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:37,280 I think the age difference is really starting to catch up to us. 32 00:01:37,382 --> 00:01:39,942 Maybe it's time you got out there and started meeting people, you know? 33 00:01:40,052 --> 00:01:43,351 Meetin' women. Meetin' women who didn't give birth to you. 34 00:01:43,455 --> 00:01:47,949 - Maybe you could go with me. - Not really what I meant- I have a very busy schedule now. 35 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:52,724 My schedule, however, is as open as my relationship with my wife. 36 00:01:52,831 --> 00:01:55,493 So why don't we pair up? 37 00:01:55,601 --> 00:01:57,466 And-And hit the town together. 38 00:01:57,569 --> 00:01:59,560 - Oh. - I'll be your wingman. 39 00:01:59,671 --> 00:02:03,971 Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. 40 00:02:04,076 --> 00:02:06,271 Boy, that's enough family stuff for today. 41 00:02:06,378 --> 00:02:09,404 That's right, Michael. Guess whojust got fired. 42 00:02:09,515 --> 00:02:12,746 Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival... 43 00:02:12,851 --> 00:02:14,751 Sitwell Enterprises. 44 00:02:14,853 --> 00:02:18,846 - Although he started off well- - Fifty-two percent of the country is single. 45 00:02:18,957 --> 00:02:21,653 That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. 46 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:26,424 Let's take some of that market. I call it Single City. 47 00:02:26,532 --> 00:02:28,659 His ideas failed to evolve. 48 00:02:28,767 --> 00:02:31,668 It's like, "Hey, you wanna go down to the whirlpool?" 49 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:34,330 "Yeah. I don't have a husband." I call it Swing City. 50 00:02:34,439 --> 00:02:37,101 Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind. 51 00:02:37,209 --> 00:02:40,508 But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one. 52 00:02:40,612 --> 00:02:42,512 How do we filter out the teases? 53 00:02:42,614 --> 00:02:44,605 We don't let them in. 54 00:02:44,716 --> 00:02:46,616 This goes for the guys too... 55 00:02:46,718 --> 00:02:48,743 because sometimes the guys are tapped out. 56 00:02:48,854 --> 00:02:53,450 But check your lease, man, because you're livin' in- City. 57 00:02:53,559 --> 00:02:55,527 - You're fired. - So get this. 58 00:02:55,627 --> 00:02:57,322 I took his dress eyebrows. 59 00:02:57,429 --> 00:03:00,694 Sitwell suffered from a disease that rendered him completely hairless. 60 00:03:00,799 --> 00:03:03,029 He's not gonna be happy about that. 61 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:06,070 No, especially when he goes to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead. 62 00:03:06,171 --> 00:03:09,197 Oh, but the good news is: I'm coming back to the Bluth Company. 63 00:03:09,308 --> 00:03:12,869 Gob, we're gettin' all jammed up here, okay? 64 00:03:12,978 --> 00:03:15,572 The only reason that you were president was to appease the board. 65 00:03:15,681 --> 00:03:17,581 They've been appeased. I got the job. 66 00:03:17,683 --> 00:03:21,949 No, I don't need to be president. I just liked having an office, a title. 67 00:03:22,054 --> 00:03:23,817 - Sure. - Paycheck. 68 00:03:23,922 --> 00:03:27,380 Also I need a company car. You do have to match Sitwell there. 69 00:03:27,492 --> 00:03:29,255 Hang on. He gave you a company car? 70 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:32,057 Yeah. And it was way better than any of the company cars Dad ever gave me. 71 00:03:32,164 --> 00:03:34,632 - Yeah, right. - I mean, the Camaro was okay. 72 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:39,231 Are you serious? Dad gave you the Camaro? 73 00:03:39,338 --> 00:03:42,273 I thought you won that on Card Sharks. 74 00:03:42,374 --> 00:03:46,970 Michael, I was never on Card Sharks. Dad told us not to tell you. 75 00:03:47,079 --> 00:03:49,513 Michael decided to confront his father... 76 00:03:49,615 --> 00:03:52,607 who'd been living in the attic since he'd escaped from prison. 77 00:03:52,718 --> 00:03:55,278 - Dad? - Oh, thank God you're here. 78 00:03:55,387 --> 00:03:57,855 I'm going crazy with the boredom, Michael. 79 00:03:57,956 --> 00:04:01,016 At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night. 80 00:04:01,126 --> 00:04:05,790 And once both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish. I think you have to know that world. 81 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:09,833 Yeah, listen, did you buy a company car for everyone in the family except me? 82 00:04:09,935 --> 00:04:12,096 Well, according to the books, I gave you four. 83 00:04:12,204 --> 00:04:14,866 I'm serious. I'm driving a staircase, for God's sake. 84 00:04:14,973 --> 00:04:16,964 It smells like gas. I get hop-ons. 85 00:04:17,075 --> 00:04:20,010 - Well, of course you're gonna get hop-ons. - I pull down banners, all right? 86 00:04:20,112 --> 00:04:23,309 And most importantly, Dad, my son does not like to be seen in it. 87 00:04:23,415 --> 00:04:25,645 But he likes being seen with that girl. 88 00:04:25,751 --> 00:04:28,117 - It makes no sense, I know. - It doesn't. 89 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:30,620 I never gave you a-a company car. 90 00:04:30,722 --> 00:04:33,156 No, I gave you something far more important. 91 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:35,988 I gave you company, which, apparently, you don't want to give to me. 92 00:04:36,094 --> 00:04:39,257 - You're not listening to me. I'd love to sit and chat, but... - I'm lonely up here. 93 00:04:39,364 --> 00:04:42,265 I've got to get an early start. I'm expecting headwinds on the stair car. 94 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:46,235 You see anybody here? You could bring me a book. Pop-Pop gets a Grisham? 95 00:04:46,338 --> 00:04:49,398 So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. 96 00:04:49,508 --> 00:04:53,035 Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's like "Die already!" 97 00:04:53,145 --> 00:04:55,511 - I love my mother. - Huh? 98 00:04:55,614 --> 00:04:58,310 She's one of the two most important people in my life. 99 00:04:58,417 --> 00:05:00,317 You know, she and Quincy. 100 00:05:00,419 --> 00:05:03,650 A spokesman for Mr. Jones denies they've ever met... 101 00:05:03,755 --> 00:05:08,715 although he could not explain the six signed gold records in Starla's apartment. 102 00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:11,853 I could never be with a man who doesn't love his mother. 103 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,828 - Oh. - Wow. 104 00:05:13,932 --> 00:05:17,698 So, Michael, listen. I'm here to convince you to hire me back. 105 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:21,398 I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with- Mountain. 106 00:05:21,506 --> 00:05:23,406 Listen, I want this, Michael. 107 00:05:23,508 --> 00:05:25,703 I'm gonna prove to you that I'm worthy of rehiring... 108 00:05:25,811 --> 00:05:28,780 if it takes every ounce of determination that I've got. 109 00:05:30,282 --> 00:05:32,182 Where are you going? 110 00:05:32,284 --> 00:05:34,844 Did you want me to stay and do that? 111 00:05:38,023 --> 00:05:41,186 - Barry. - Good news and even better news. 112 00:05:41,293 --> 00:05:43,193 Your company's stock is unfrozen... 113 00:05:43,295 --> 00:05:45,195 and my lawsuit against the L.A. Kings is moving forward. 114 00:05:45,297 --> 00:05:48,198 - How did that happen? - Maybe a puck hit me. It could happen. 115 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:53,294 No, the stock. Now, that means we can sell, right? We can do whatever we want with it? 116 00:05:53,405 --> 00:05:56,374 I'll tell you one thing you don't want to do is buy stock in the L.A. Kings. 117 00:05:56,475 --> 00:05:58,602 Do you think I could sell enough to buy a car? 118 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:01,577 I thought you had four. Oh, you mean a real one. Yeah, sure. 119 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:04,410 You can get one, as long as everyone doesn't sell the company stock at once. 120 00:06:04,516 --> 00:06:07,383 You don't want someone else to get control of the company. 121 00:06:07,486 --> 00:06:11,047 Right. Gotta keep the company intact, right? The other people shouldn't risk selling their- 122 00:06:11,156 --> 00:06:13,989 Maybe you can draft up a letter to the investors: 123 00:06:14,092 --> 00:06:16,925 "Yes, the stock is unfrozen. We urge you not to sell." 124 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:20,555 Uh, yeah. Wh-What you just said was perfect. Why do you want me to write it? 125 00:06:20,665 --> 00:06:24,601 Just send it out on your stationery. And do it quickly. I have a car to buy. 126 00:06:24,703 --> 00:06:28,935 Meanwhile, Maeby snuck upstairs to secretly read her scripts. 127 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:33,500 Ow! Back to film school- 128 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:38,573 And George Sr. Was only too happy to have something to read. 129 00:06:38,683 --> 00:06:41,311 Armageddon." 130 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:44,583 That's a bad title. 131 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:48,420 Meanwhile, Michael went to get a good deal on a modest company car. 132 00:06:48,527 --> 00:06:51,655 Oh, something like this? We have, like, 400 of these. 133 00:06:51,763 --> 00:06:53,958 L- I don't need anything too popular. 134 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,999 Oh, they're not popular. We have 400 of them. 135 00:06:56,101 --> 00:06:58,001 Sold. 136 00:06:58,103 --> 00:07:02,506 Although, uh, I'm wondering if maybe it should just be a little bit nicer. 137 00:07:02,607 --> 00:07:05,974 I got a kid, and safety's kind of a factor. But nothing too flashy. 138 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:10,013 This is it, isn't it? I can tell. You're excited. 139 00:07:10,115 --> 00:07:12,083 - I am. - I'll draw up the papers. 140 00:07:12,184 --> 00:07:15,347 Unless you think it's too drab. 141 00:07:15,454 --> 00:07:17,354 And it gets very good mileage. 142 00:07:17,456 --> 00:07:20,357 Yeah, well, it, uh- it looks light. 143 00:07:20,459 --> 00:07:22,552 You know, I'm not so concerned about mileage. 144 00:07:22,661 --> 00:07:26,153 I spent the last 10 years on a bike, with the exception of the stair car. 145 00:07:26,264 --> 00:07:28,892 Oh, you're the stair car guy. You took down our banner. 146 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,026 Yeah. Sorry. I got a hop-on. 147 00:07:32,137 --> 00:07:34,469 I got distracted. I hate this. 148 00:07:34,573 --> 00:07:37,667 I like these sunglasses. They come with any car? 149 00:07:37,776 --> 00:07:41,576 Just this one. They throw these extras at you because it's so impractical. 150 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,875 No back seat. It attracts so many tickets... 151 00:07:43,982 --> 00:07:46,644 the insurance alone costs as much as the last three cars we saw. 152 00:07:46,751 --> 00:07:48,651 The windbreaker? Windbreaker comes with it too? 153 00:07:48,753 --> 00:07:51,381 I guess. I don't know. I've never sold one of these before, so- 154 00:07:51,490 --> 00:07:54,220 I'll take it. 155 00:07:57,327 --> 00:08:00,819 Michael had just indulged himself with an expensive sports car- 156 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:02,830 And here again, please. 157 00:08:02,932 --> 00:08:06,163 While Buster indulged in a night out with Tobias. 158 00:08:06,269 --> 00:08:08,499 This place is exactly what I had hoped for. 159 00:08:08,605 --> 00:08:11,665 - All ladies. - Mmm. 160 00:08:11,775 --> 00:08:14,335 Well, I've heard that this uniform is the best way to meet- 161 00:08:14,444 --> 00:08:17,413 - Lucille 2! - Buster! 162 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:20,915 - So you're back. - Oh, I'm back, Buster! 163 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:24,578 - Yeah? - And I am rock steady! No more dizzies. 164 00:08:24,688 --> 00:08:27,054 Lucille Austero had just returned... 165 00:08:27,157 --> 00:08:32,094 from a month-long stay at a facility that specialized in the treatment of vertigo. 166 00:08:32,195 --> 00:08:35,392 Ah. Ah, just a minute. You're okay. 167 00:08:35,498 --> 00:08:37,898 You're okay. You're okay. We're okay. We're okay! 168 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:41,300 Somebody'll be here in a second. We're okay. We're okay. 169 00:08:41,404 --> 00:08:43,372 I am stable as a table. 170 00:08:43,473 --> 00:08:47,637 So, is there a- a girl in your life? 171 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:51,305 Well, I would hardly call my mother a girl. 172 00:08:51,414 --> 00:08:53,644 But, yeah, she's still very much a part of my life. 173 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,777 No, I mean, uh, someone who makes you hear music. 174 00:08:57,887 --> 00:09:00,856 Oh. Well, she mostly likes talk radio. 175 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:05,656 I mean, a girl who makes you feel romantic... 176 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:09,095 and also who makes you hear beautiful music. 177 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:11,258 Oh. No. 178 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:15,269 I guess what I'm trying to say is- 179 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,573 Everybody thinks they're Frank Sinatra. 180 00:09:21,678 --> 00:09:25,011 - Maybe we could start anew. 181 00:09:28,118 --> 00:09:31,349 And later, Michael got an urgent call from his mother. 182 00:09:31,454 --> 00:09:35,618 He's with her again. Buster's taken up with that Lucille 2. 183 00:09:35,725 --> 00:09:37,625 That's why you called me here? 184 00:09:37,727 --> 00:09:40,389 I've got my secretary bringing over a bunch of important papers. 185 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,931 - I thought this was urgent. - Well, it's all your fault. 186 00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:45,933 You're the one who insisted he get away from Mother. 187 00:09:46,035 --> 00:09:48,936 Well, I wasn't trying to send him to a new one. Where is he? 188 00:09:49,038 --> 00:09:50,938 He's on the balcony. 189 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,736 Buster? 190 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,038 Mom's becoming a little controlling. 191 00:09:56,146 --> 00:09:58,614 What tripped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again? 192 00:09:58,715 --> 00:10:02,708 That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there. 193 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,982 - You baited the balcony? - Prove it. 194 00:10:06,089 --> 00:10:08,421 So I don't typically take sides with Mother... 195 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,255 but l-l-I do agree that Lucille 2... 196 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,489 might not be the best choice for you. 197 00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:17,293 I wouldn't even have been there if Mom wanted to go bowling. 198 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,800 How am I gonna meet someone who has my interests? 199 00:10:19,903 --> 00:10:21,461 - Hi, Michael. - Hey. Great. 200 00:10:21,571 --> 00:10:23,471 - I have those papers for you to sign. - Perfect. 201 00:10:23,573 --> 00:10:25,734 By the way, I love your mother. 202 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,208 - Oh, yeah, I do too. - Oh. 203 00:10:30,013 --> 00:10:33,449 I think I may have found a new girl for Buster. 204 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:37,452 Good. That Lucille isn't really interested in Buster anyway. 205 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,990 - She's just trying to get even with me. - Get even with you for what? 206 00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:44,685 She wanted me to let in her remodeling crew while she was out of town. 207 00:10:44,794 --> 00:10:48,025 Wait a minute. This tub's a little bigger than it used to be. 208 00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:51,692 It was. Instead ofletting the construction crew... 209 00:10:51,801 --> 00:10:53,701 - into Lucille Austero's penthouse- - Come right in. 210 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:56,533 Lucille had put them to work on a project ofher own. 211 00:10:57,941 --> 00:11:01,843 - What'd you do? - Well, I sat on one of these jets. 212 00:11:01,945 --> 00:11:05,472 - But I think we can fix it. - Don't give me that look. 213 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:09,348 I moved the wall a couple of inches into her penthouse. 214 00:11:09,452 --> 00:11:13,047 Don't think she's not over there right now, plotting her revenge. 215 00:11:15,959 --> 00:11:18,951 God, the new equilibrium really does- 216 00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:21,860 It makes the room seem tighter. 217 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,566 She's always a step ahead of me. 218 00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:27,727 That's what makes her such a worthy opponent. 219 00:11:27,837 --> 00:11:31,500 - How'd you pay for it? - I cashed in some stock. You knew it was unfrozen. 220 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:35,374 I know. I sent you that letter. It says not to sell, or we're gonna lose control. 221 00:11:35,478 --> 00:11:39,039 It does? I stopped at "unfrozen." 222 00:11:39,148 --> 00:11:42,379 Lindsay, you didn't cash in your stock, did you? Tell me you didn't. 223 00:11:42,485 --> 00:11:44,385 - I didn't. - Yet. 224 00:11:44,487 --> 00:11:47,115 There's a pretty long wait list for membership right now. 225 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:49,555 Gob, you didn't sell, did you? 226 00:11:49,659 --> 00:11:54,255 What? No. I'm trying to get a job from you, Mikey. Come on. 227 00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:57,060 Okay. As long as you two didn't sell, I think we should be okay. 228 00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,396 - I was afraid that l- - I just bought the Queen Mary. 229 00:11:59,502 --> 00:12:02,232 You're kidding. I was just gonna get a yacht. 230 00:12:02,338 --> 00:12:06,240 No, no, no. The club. I was dancing with what turned out to be the club's owner... 231 00:12:06,342 --> 00:12:09,334 and he was looking to sell. 232 00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:12,005 Oh, he really, really did look like a woman. 233 00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:15,414 But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under... 234 00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:17,577 is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? 235 00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:20,349 - This is unbelievable. - Tobias, I promised that money to the country club. 236 00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:23,914 - Country club? - It's in such a good neighborhood. 237 00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:26,188 I don't believe this. Did you guys not read the letter? 238 00:12:26,296 --> 00:12:29,595 None of them had read past the word "unfrozen." 239 00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,690 I hope you're all proud of yourselves. 240 00:12:31,801 --> 00:12:35,168 Your careless, selfish spending sprees may have cost us the Bluth Company. 241 00:12:35,271 --> 00:12:37,171 Hey, Dad, is that your new car in the driveway? 242 00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:40,208 I can't believe you got a Corvette! 243 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,972 It's a company car. 244 00:12:46,116 --> 00:12:48,607 Michael had bought a car... 245 00:12:48,718 --> 00:12:50,948 and it had helped put the company in jeopardy. 246 00:12:51,054 --> 00:12:54,820 I'm sorry about the patch. I'm testifying against the Kings this afternoon. 247 00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:57,324 You can't see it. I just winked. 248 00:12:57,427 --> 00:13:01,557 So basically, you're about 2,000 shares short... 249 00:13:01,664 --> 00:13:04,132 of being the majority stockholders. 250 00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,634 Now unfortunately, it's a private stock... 251 00:13:06,736 --> 00:13:10,467 so you cannotjust buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell. 252 00:13:10,573 --> 00:13:13,235 - Are you sure? - That's what they said on AskJeeves. 253 00:13:13,343 --> 00:13:16,835 - All right, who's the majority shareholder now? - A company called Standpoor. 254 00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:21,042 - Standpoor? - As in the opposite of Sitwell... 255 00:13:21,151 --> 00:13:23,551 which is run by a certain hairless man... 256 00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:25,883 who could be very upset with you right now. 257 00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:28,184 What would he have to be upset with me about? 258 00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:32,159 - You're wearing his eyebrows? - They make me feel dressier. 259 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,298 - Hello? - Is it true, Michael? Did we lose the company? 260 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:41,200 Kind of. To something called Standpoor. Yeah, it's Sitwell. 261 00:13:41,304 --> 00:13:44,740 - It's Lucille Austero. - Lucille 2? 262 00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:48,368 Standpoor, because she can't stand up without falling over. 263 00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:52,039 I don't know why she'd have any trouble. A piano could stand on those legs. 264 00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:54,708 She's trying to get even with me for the remodeling. 265 00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:58,253 I think we're gonna need a new floating thermometer. 266 00:13:58,354 --> 00:14:00,686 Could I have your- your Blue Cross number? 267 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:05,284 Well, let's think about this, Mom. I mean, maybe there's a way that we can reason with her- 268 00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:07,295 - Give her Buster. - What? 269 00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:10,525 - We need our company back. - Mom, that's horrible. 270 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:14,034 I don't suppose you've spent money on something you can return? 271 00:14:14,137 --> 00:14:15,968 - Sweet ride, dude. - Let's give her Buster. 272 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,140 Starla, do you know where my brother is? 273 00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:21,870 Yes, he's on cloud nine. That was me, Michael. 274 00:14:21,978 --> 00:14:24,105 What's going on? Where's Starla? 275 00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:26,580 Oh, she's saying good-bye to someone named Q. 276 00:14:26,683 --> 00:14:29,719 If she can get past his security system, she's gonna tell him it's over. 277 00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:30,481 If she can get past his security system, she's gonna tell him it's over. 278 00:14:30,587 --> 00:14:32,578 She's amazing. 279 00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:36,489 We completely connected. And it's all because of you. 280 00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:39,426 You made this happen. 281 00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,429 I feel alive! 282 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:44,659 Indeed, Starla and Buster did hit it off well- 283 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:48,897 Buster being a sweeter, more supportive man than she was used to... 284 00:14:49,005 --> 00:14:51,735 and Starla being a woman that wasn't 70. 285 00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:56,744 I'm just wondering if you didn't upgrade a little too fast. 286 00:14:56,846 --> 00:15:01,249 You know, you want something sensible, you end up getting pushed into something flashy. 287 00:15:01,351 --> 00:15:03,114 What does that mean? 288 00:15:03,219 --> 00:15:05,585 Don't you think you belong in a Lucille? 289 00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:14,419 Maeby, meanwhile, gave reading her script another shot... 290 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:17,795 only to discover her work was done. 291 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,266 Her scripts had been noted. 292 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:23,066 So she went to find the person she thought was responsible. 293 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,606 George Michael, I read your notes. 294 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:28,768 What? You- Oh, you found the- 295 00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:31,176 - Well, look, I don't-That was a long- - They were great. 296 00:15:31,281 --> 00:15:35,217 I mean, they said so many things I wanted to say, but I didn't know how, you know? 297 00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:37,286 Don't tell anyone, okay? 298 00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:39,947 Never. 299 00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,686 I guess she didn't see the drawings. 300 00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:49,231 Meanwhile, Tobias prepared to assume ownership of the Queen Mary. 301 00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:52,631 No, no. It's supposed to say "Tobias's Queen Mary." 302 00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:56,796 No, that is not what it says. I distinct- Hello? 303 00:15:58,241 --> 00:16:00,539 Well, I suppose I could just paint over "Mary." 304 00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:03,134 Don't bother, man. This is our club now. 305 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:11,713 Tobias didn't want to sell his new club, but Lindsay did. 306 00:16:11,821 --> 00:16:15,985 Which is why she hired several members of a local stripper agency... 307 00:16:16,092 --> 00:16:18,890 called the Hot Cops to pose as the roughnecks. 308 00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:22,158 All right, fellas, look. I know you know nothing but a life on the street... 309 00:16:22,265 --> 00:16:25,166 but I'd like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me. 310 00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:27,202 The joy of the stage. 311 00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:30,329 So maybe you could, uh, start jeté-ing... 312 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:33,841 and stop "je-terrorizing" me. 313 00:16:33,943 --> 00:16:36,776 - Yeah! - Absolutely! 314 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:39,507 - We could do Rent. - Well, this is joyous news. 315 00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:42,607 And Buster, now convinced that Lucille 2... 316 00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:46,348 was the right woman for him, broke up with Starla. 317 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,790 You okay? 318 00:16:49,892 --> 00:16:52,190 It was for the best anyway. 319 00:16:52,295 --> 00:16:56,231 A girl like that deserves to be taken care of, and I'm just a poor soldier. 320 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,857 You didn't sell your stock? 321 00:16:58,968 --> 00:17:01,903 What? No. Your letter said not to... 322 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:04,268 and I would never want to hurt the family. 323 00:17:04,374 --> 00:17:06,842 And Michael realized his little brother... 324 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,070 deserved happiness more than anyone. 325 00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:11,942 You know, uh, I want you to forget about what I said. 326 00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:13,948 I was wrong. You two belong together. 327 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,109 I'll take care of Lucille 2 for you. 328 00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:18,210 - Really? - Yeah. 329 00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:22,724 Let her down easy. That right knee could go at any time. 330 00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:25,225 Starla! 331 00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:28,229 And at the "Tobias is Queen Mary"... 332 00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,993 Tobias couldn't believe how quickly he had gotten through... 333 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:35,560 to his ragtag gang of neighborhood toughs. 334 00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:39,573 Wow. You really have made some amazing strides in a half an hour. 335 00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:41,734 We have to take this to the streets. 336 00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:44,244 We have to strut! 337 00:17:44,347 --> 00:17:46,406 Michael knew ifhe had any chance... 338 00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,848 of getting control of the company again... 339 00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:51,010 - he would need to charm Lucille 2. - Lucille 2. 340 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,281 - Your hair! - Can I take you for a spin? 341 00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:57,348 But the spin in Michael's new car retriggered her vertigo. 342 00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:01,590 That night, Tobias's plan to change the streets with his gang... 343 00:18:01,697 --> 00:18:04,291 also turned out to be ill-conceived. 344 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,631 Hey, "fezellas,"looks like you guys are up to no good. 345 00:18:07,737 --> 00:18:12,436 Well, this gang used to be like that too- three, four! 346 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,443 So you think you're tough Well, we hate rappin' 347 00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:18,013 But don't bust a cap in 'Cause here's what's happenin' 348 00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:21,277 We're breakin'out some old-fashioned tappin' 349 00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:25,319 Oh, I've been shot! 350 00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:28,788 - We miscalculated! Retreat! - Quick, switch to Follies! 351 00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:31,223 That's not gonna help! 352 00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:35,661 Meanwhile, Michael and Lucille 2 arrived to find the club nearly empty. 353 00:18:35,765 --> 00:18:37,824 Although Michael would have fit in perfectly. 354 00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:40,869 Something? It's probably- I'll tell you what, Lucille. 355 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:43,768 - I'm gonna take you dancing, huh? - No, Michael, please. 356 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,808 You have undone all of Dr. Sandor Plumb's work. 357 00:18:46,909 --> 00:18:51,312 Oh, I'm sorry. Look, the reason that I showed up tonight... 358 00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:55,407 was because I don't think that it's right for you to be dating my brother. 359 00:18:55,518 --> 00:18:58,180 I mean, he's met someone else, and, frankly... 360 00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:00,380 the only reason that he asked you out tonight... 361 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:03,755 was because I wanted him to get the stock back from you... 362 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:06,351 so that I could regain control of the company. 363 00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:09,863 But I would- I'd rather have my brother back. 364 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:12,662 So- I'm sorry. 365 00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:14,861 - I understand. - Thank you. 366 00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:19,533 And I do not blame you for not liking the Bluths anymore. 367 00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:22,440 Like the Bluths? I love the Bluths. 368 00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:26,345 - Why did you buy up all of our company stock? - To support you guys. 369 00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:32,183 I have always had a standing order to buy up any available Bluth stock. 370 00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:35,951 You do know that we're about 2,000 shares short of controlling the company now. 371 00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:39,221 - Well, you could have some of mine. - Really? Would you do that? 372 00:19:39,328 --> 00:19:42,058 - Yeah, of course. - Well, that's-Thank you. 373 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,462 - Actually, there is a condition. - Anything. 374 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:49,231 - Call me a cab. - Ah, because of my driving. Yes. 375 00:19:49,338 --> 00:19:51,397 And so the next day... 376 00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:54,271 Michael was thrilled to have control of the company back. 377 00:19:54,377 --> 00:19:56,345 - I fixed everything. - Oh? 378 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,437 With the business. It's all taken care of. 379 00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:03,144 - You didn't think I could, but I did. - Gob, what'd you do? 380 00:20:03,252 --> 00:20:07,382 Hi. - Gob had run into Lucille 2 after Michael dropped her off. 381 00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,549 My mom really took up a bunch of your space, huh? 382 00:20:09,659 --> 00:20:12,219 - What a bitch. - What do you mean? 383 00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:15,161 When she expanded her bathroom and moved your wall over. 384 00:20:15,264 --> 00:20:18,062 That's why all your stuff s sticking out. 385 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,567 Oh. 386 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:26,074 Your mother really has a way of getting my goat. 387 00:20:26,175 --> 00:20:28,143 So Gob- Lucille 2. 388 00:20:28,244 --> 00:20:32,112 - You what? - Oh, and she's not gonna give the shares back now. 389 00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:35,411 - You just said that you fixed everything. - Oh, I meant my problems. 390 00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:38,078 Yeah, she's gonna make me the new president. 391 00:20:39,622 --> 00:20:43,854 You don't need to prove yourself to me, little brother. 392 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,758 You will always have a job here. 393 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:49,490 But I do need the keys to the company car. 394 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:54,861 On the next Arrested Development- 395 00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:57,906 Lucille 2 reclaims some space. 396 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,810 The Queen Mary changes hands once again. 397 00:21:02,912 --> 00:21:06,814 L-I've wanted a small family restaurant since I got the Kings settlement. 398 00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,146 It still has the dungeon area, right? 399 00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,583 And Gob gets needy. 400 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,917 - Oh. - Let's go for it.