1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:04,421 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:04,523 --> 00:00:06,514 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:06,625 --> 00:00:08,616 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:15,862 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,370 --> 00:00:21,771 Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president... 6 00:00:21,874 --> 00:00:24,434 which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob. 7 00:00:24,543 --> 00:00:26,408 - Michael. - Hey. 8 00:00:26,512 --> 00:00:29,640 So, did you see the new Poof? 9 00:00:31,016 --> 00:00:33,712 His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits. 10 00:00:33,819 --> 00:00:36,982 No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay? 11 00:00:37,089 --> 00:00:39,887 - Yeah. - Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him. 12 00:00:39,992 --> 00:00:42,051 You've got a nice mouth. 13 00:00:42,161 --> 00:00:44,152 I'd kill for that ass. 14 00:00:44,263 --> 00:00:46,163 Okay, the chair's not doing it now... 15 00:00:46,265 --> 00:00:49,098 but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back. 16 00:00:49,201 --> 00:00:52,898 Anyway, I was talking about Poof magazine, the magazine for magicians. 17 00:00:53,005 --> 00:00:56,634 This guy Tony Wonder bakes himself into a loaf of bread and pops out of a giant sandwich... 18 00:00:56,742 --> 00:00:58,767 to feed the troops. 19 00:01:00,379 --> 00:01:01,812 I had that idea 10 months ago. 20 00:01:01,914 --> 00:01:03,779 - You had that idea? - Well, basically. 21 00:01:03,882 --> 00:01:08,182 I was gonna boil myself alive into a chowder and then be ladled into a giant cauldron... 22 00:01:08,287 --> 00:01:11,256 - to entertain and feed the firemen. - That's pretty close. 23 00:01:11,356 --> 00:01:13,449 I should be in this Poof! 24 00:01:15,894 --> 00:01:19,193 - Michael Bluth. - He found him. Ice found your father. 25 00:01:19,298 --> 00:01:21,129 Michael recently had hired a bounty hunter... 26 00:01:21,233 --> 00:01:23,098 to track down his fugitive father. 27 00:01:23,202 --> 00:01:25,670 - Wh-Where? - He's coming over here at 5:00 to tell us. 28 00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:27,671 But he wants to get paid first. 29 00:01:27,773 --> 00:01:30,105 Dad goes back to jail, I can be cleared, I can be president again. 30 00:01:30,209 --> 00:01:34,270 And I'm halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup. 31 00:01:34,379 --> 00:01:35,710 - Everybody wins. - Yeah. 32 00:01:35,814 --> 00:01:39,682 Oscar, close it. You look like the window of a butcher shop. 33 00:01:39,785 --> 00:01:43,221 - Thank God I can finally get rid of him. - I'll see you at 5:00, Mom. 34 00:01:43,322 --> 00:01:47,315 Michael then headed down to the frozen banana stand... 35 00:01:47,426 --> 00:01:50,020 where his son was supposed to be working. 36 00:01:50,129 --> 00:01:53,121 It just seems like every time we wanna be together, your father comes along- 37 00:01:53,232 --> 00:01:55,996 Hey, guys. What's going on? Why's the banana stand closed? 38 00:01:56,101 --> 00:01:59,229 Oh, Ann came to see me, so I thought I'd take a little break. 39 00:01:59,338 --> 00:02:01,670 - Can we talk about this later? - Sure. No problem. 40 00:02:01,773 --> 00:02:04,367 Just, let's keep the phone on. Okay, pal? Great. 41 00:02:04,476 --> 00:02:06,376 Hey, you. 42 00:02:08,046 --> 00:02:11,538 See? That's a perfect example of how your father's always interrup- 43 00:02:15,621 --> 00:02:18,522 I'm sorry. 44 00:02:18,624 --> 00:02:21,149 - Hello. - Hey, buddy. They found your grandfather. 45 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:23,353 - That's what I wanted to tell you. - That's great. 46 00:02:23,462 --> 00:02:26,488 - I didn't wanna say that when you were talking to Egg. - I'm still talking with Ann. 47 00:02:26,598 --> 00:02:30,261 Oh, she's still goin'? Listen, I'll talk to you later. I'm very excited. 48 00:02:30,369 --> 00:02:32,337 That's good. 49 00:02:34,273 --> 00:02:37,208 I think we should break up. 50 00:02:39,344 --> 00:02:41,244 The bounty hunter, meanwhile... 51 00:02:41,346 --> 00:02:43,246 was eager to impress the family attorney. 52 00:02:43,348 --> 00:02:45,213 I cannot believe that you made these. 53 00:02:45,317 --> 00:02:49,185 Indeed, Ice had always bounty-hunted to support his first love- 54 00:02:49,288 --> 00:02:51,586 party-planning. 55 00:02:51,690 --> 00:02:54,124 And Lindsay was still hoping to score a date with him. 56 00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:58,356 I don't suppose you'd be interested in catering an affair with me. 57 00:02:58,463 --> 00:03:02,126 Well, when you get a full guest list, let me know. 58 00:03:02,234 --> 00:03:04,634 Why can't I do this anymore? 59 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:06,636 That's got to bother you, huh, Dad? 60 00:03:06,738 --> 00:03:10,640 - I mean, she's flirting right in front of you. - Hmm? Oh! No. 61 00:03:10,742 --> 00:03:16,009 I am surprised, though, that she's going after somebody so similar to my own type. 62 00:03:16,114 --> 00:03:20,050 But I suppose we all do expose our inner desires, don't we? 63 00:03:20,152 --> 00:03:22,052 I think you just did. 64 00:03:22,154 --> 00:03:24,054 No, I didn't. 65 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:27,485 Is there any way I can divorce them? 66 00:03:27,593 --> 00:03:29,493 Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. 67 00:03:29,595 --> 00:03:32,325 But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment. 68 00:03:32,431 --> 00:03:36,128 Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet. 69 00:03:36,235 --> 00:03:39,796 If they do, I could have you out of this house, on the street, in a month. 70 00:03:39,905 --> 00:03:41,429 - Sweet! - Mm-hmm. 71 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:44,509 Soon, Michael arrived, and Ice began his presentation. 72 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:48,068 When word got out that he was building houses for Saddam Hussein... 73 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:51,843 he escaped to Mexico where, as you know, he was arrested and interred in a local prison. 74 00:03:51,950 --> 00:03:53,577 Until he was killed by this guard. 75 00:03:53,685 --> 00:03:56,779 Body was held for six days within the prison walls when- 76 00:03:56,888 --> 00:04:00,415 - I'm sorry- he killed a guard? - No, the guard killed him. 77 00:04:00,525 --> 00:04:02,652 He's dead. Buried in Mexico. 78 00:04:02,761 --> 00:04:07,198 Uh, h-hold on. How do we know this is true? 79 00:04:07,299 --> 00:04:10,757 Because I have here his dental records, his death certificate... 80 00:04:10,869 --> 00:04:14,532 and a political cartoon from a leading Mexican publication. 81 00:04:15,641 --> 00:04:17,836 Okay, again, I'm a caterer... 82 00:04:17,943 --> 00:04:23,108 so if you do have any family events- weddings, wakes- 83 00:04:23,215 --> 00:04:25,445 I'll leave my card. 84 00:04:25,550 --> 00:04:27,950 Is it true? 85 00:04:28,053 --> 00:04:30,021 Is he really gone? 86 00:04:31,256 --> 00:04:33,156 - Ow. - Just checking. 87 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:36,489 These are his teeth. He had such perfect teeth. 88 00:04:36,595 --> 00:04:39,325 - It was that Glisten. - He swore by that Glisten. 89 00:04:39,431 --> 00:04:43,299 "Who left the cap off my- Glisten?" 90 00:04:43,402 --> 00:04:45,302 It's all hitting me now. 91 00:04:45,404 --> 00:04:47,463 This is really happening. 92 00:04:48,907 --> 00:04:51,467 All this awful funeral stuff! 93 00:04:51,576 --> 00:04:53,476 The will. We have to get the will. 94 00:04:53,578 --> 00:04:57,810 I don't know if enough time has passed. I don't know what I'm saying. 95 00:04:57,916 --> 00:05:00,282 Is it in your car, Barry? I'm gonna throw up! 96 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:02,216 Check the car, Barry. I don't know what I'm saying! 97 00:05:02,321 --> 00:05:04,221 The will is not here. 98 00:05:04,323 --> 00:05:07,724 The will is at my office, next to the hot plate with the frayed wires. 99 00:05:07,826 --> 00:05:09,726 I didn't, uh- It wasn't- 100 00:05:09,828 --> 00:05:12,729 In fact, Barry had lost George Sr. 's will. 101 00:05:12,831 --> 00:05:16,528 How did I get here? Oh, my God, Lucille. He is gone! 102 00:05:16,635 --> 00:05:18,432 We have to have a wake. 103 00:05:18,537 --> 00:05:21,506 Maeby was upset, but saw a chance to fix up her mother. 104 00:05:21,606 --> 00:05:25,667 Maybe we could get Ice to cater it or something- I don't know what I'm saying! 105 00:05:25,777 --> 00:05:29,144 - We don't even have a body. - I will be my father's body. 106 00:05:29,948 --> 00:05:31,848 I'll be the one buried. 107 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:34,282 Because he loved magic so very much. 108 00:05:34,386 --> 00:05:37,617 - I don't think Gob knows what he's saying. - I know exactly what I'm saying. 109 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:40,123 I will be buried in my father's place... 110 00:05:40,225 --> 00:05:43,717 and then, one week later, I will emerge from the grave... 111 00:05:43,829 --> 00:05:46,195 in one of the greatest illusions ever! 112 00:05:46,298 --> 00:05:50,234 - This about getting into Poof? - I mean, how does that not get me a cover? 113 00:05:50,335 --> 00:05:52,303 Buster! 114 00:05:52,404 --> 00:05:55,896 - We can't tell him about this! - I think the boy's been lied to enough. 115 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,373 You weren't here for the parakeet, Oscar. 116 00:05:58,477 --> 00:06:01,241 As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet... 117 00:06:01,346 --> 00:06:04,782 who, after landing on their housekeeper Rose's wig, flew away... 118 00:06:04,883 --> 00:06:08,649 when she took out the trash and into a transformer. 119 00:06:08,754 --> 00:06:12,281 When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen... 120 00:06:12,391 --> 00:06:15,918 believing this to be where Rosa lived. 121 00:06:17,896 --> 00:06:20,729 - Whoa. - What are you doing home? 122 00:06:20,832 --> 00:06:23,562 The army had half a day. 123 00:06:23,668 --> 00:06:25,863 - Are you guys planning a party? - Yes. 124 00:06:25,971 --> 00:06:31,409 It's your father's birthday, which, coincidentally, is... my birthday. 125 00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:34,240 Because you're twins. 126 00:06:34,346 --> 00:06:36,473 Well, I've got some shopping to do. 127 00:06:36,581 --> 00:06:39,482 George Michael, meanwhile, had just been broken up with... 128 00:06:39,584 --> 00:06:41,484 by his first girlfriend... 129 00:06:41,586 --> 00:06:43,713 and was on his way home. 130 00:06:48,026 --> 00:06:50,995 - And he went to his father for comfort. - Dad? 131 00:06:53,899 --> 00:06:55,867 I've got some bad news. 132 00:06:57,035 --> 00:06:59,333 What? What? Is Ann telling everyone? 133 00:06:59,438 --> 00:07:01,804 It's your grandfather. 134 00:07:01,907 --> 00:07:04,603 - Apparently, he's dead. - Are you okay? 135 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,768 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 136 00:07:06,878 --> 00:07:09,438 Uh, I'm sorry. What were you saying about Ann? 137 00:07:09,548 --> 00:07:12,449 George Michael didn't want to burden his father with his break-up. 138 00:07:12,551 --> 00:07:16,385 Nothing. I just- I broke up with her. It's no big deal. 139 00:07:16,488 --> 00:07:18,046 - Really? - Yeah. 140 00:07:18,156 --> 00:07:21,125 - Are you okay? - Me? I'm great. 141 00:07:21,226 --> 00:07:23,126 - Yeah? - I'm great. 142 00:07:23,228 --> 00:07:25,628 Good. Yeah. She wasn't for us. 143 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:27,391 No, she's- she's a great girl. 144 00:07:27,499 --> 00:07:30,491 - For those other guys. - You think there are other guys? 145 00:07:30,602 --> 00:07:33,162 I don't know what I'm saying. Come here. 146 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,140 Hey, Brother. 147 00:07:37,242 --> 00:07:39,142 - You wanted to see me? - Buster, yeah. 148 00:07:39,244 --> 00:07:41,872 I need you to help me with this illusion I'm working on. 149 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:44,073 Oh, for Dad's birthday. 150 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:46,673 Yeah. For Dad's birthday. 151 00:07:46,785 --> 00:07:49,913 So, look, I'm gonna get in this coffin. 152 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:54,082 What I'm gonna need you to do is to spin it around... 153 00:07:54,192 --> 00:07:58,060 to show everybody that there's no trap door. 154 00:07:58,163 --> 00:08:01,155 Then I'm gonna escape out the trap door. 155 00:08:01,266 --> 00:08:04,167 - Ooh! - You close the trap door... 156 00:08:04,269 --> 00:08:07,500 bring in the pallbearers and bury an empty box. 157 00:08:07,606 --> 00:08:10,166 So it's a hoax. 158 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:13,176 But why are you doing a coffin trick on Dad's birthday? 159 00:08:13,278 --> 00:08:15,007 Black humor. 160 00:08:15,113 --> 00:08:19,743 Say, "Hey, Dad, look at you. You're... a year older... 161 00:08:21,319 --> 00:08:23,787 and a year closer to death." 162 00:08:23,889 --> 00:08:27,188 Oh, yeah, I guess that's kinda funny. 163 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:30,386 Okay, but you have to do a favor for me. 164 00:08:30,495 --> 00:08:33,430 I'm not really in the army, and I told Mom I was... 165 00:08:33,532 --> 00:08:36,433 but I can't go to a family event without an army uniform. 166 00:08:36,535 --> 00:08:39,470 - Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper. - Strippers don't wear clothes. 167 00:08:39,571 --> 00:08:41,061 Not at the end of the show. 168 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:44,198 You can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping? 169 00:08:45,577 --> 00:08:47,545 You tell me. 170 00:08:47,646 --> 00:08:51,309 George Michael went for a walk in the adjoining lot... 171 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:53,884 to grieve both losses in private... 172 00:08:53,985 --> 00:08:57,421 and he made an interesting discovery. 173 00:08:59,324 --> 00:09:02,487 - Pop-Pop? - Hide me. 174 00:09:02,594 --> 00:09:05,791 Don't turn in Pop-Pop. Help Pop-Pop. 175 00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:14,442 George Michael snuck his grandfather into the attic and helped him clean up. 176 00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:18,182 - Wow, they're perfect. - Years of brushing with Glisten. 177 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:21,020 Listen, you can't tell anybody I'm up here. 178 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,027 - You have to protect me. - Yeah, I know. 179 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,222 - I just- I can't not tell my father. - I'm your grandfather. 180 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,492 - I went through hell to get here. - He had. 181 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,468 After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system. 182 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,538 I have, uh- I have money. 183 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,973 The Mexican authorities... 184 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,976 even attempted to fake his funeral... 185 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,241 although it was a less-than-perfect deception. 186 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:46,182 Anyway, I was halfway down to Panama, and I saw something in the local paper. 187 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,185 What he saw was a story... 188 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:51,188 about his wife giving mouth-to-mouth to a homeless man. 189 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:54,521 She was kissing his brother. 190 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:03,233 Well, I understand what that feels like. I was dumped today. 191 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:07,897 I can't tell Dad how upset I am about it because he'll think I should just be upset about you. 192 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,237 - He wouldn't be wrong. - What? 193 00:10:10,342 --> 00:10:13,243 Seems like we're going through the same thing. 194 00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:17,111 - Why don't we keep each other's secrets? - Yeah, okay. 195 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:22,248 Listen, if you pass a mini-mart, Pop-Pop gets a treat? 196 00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:26,184 The next morning... 197 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,419 - Michael ran into his son doing something suspicious. - Morning! 198 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,552 - Hi. - Where are you goin' with that food? 199 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:34,690 I was just gonna eat some of my grandfather's favorite foods in my room. 200 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,234 It's the form that my grief is taking. 201 00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:39,270 Okay. 202 00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:45,742 I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic. 203 00:10:45,844 --> 00:10:47,744 From who, the Nazis? 204 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:50,542 No, his girlfriend, from me. 205 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,083 I just caught him sneaking up to her in the attic... 206 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:56,279 and he clearly did so because he thinks I don't approve. 207 00:10:56,388 --> 00:10:59,289 I think I'm gonna invite her to the wake. 208 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:02,121 Why make him hide? Why do to him what- 209 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:05,789 Why do to him what Dad used to do to me? 210 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,799 He was so amazing. 211 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:11,802 That was actually an example of how not so amazing he was. 212 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,134 You're really going through something here, huh? 213 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,969 I know! 214 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,976 You know, it's funny- all those years when I pretended to cry... 215 00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,979 I used to use Dad's death to get me going. 216 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:25,482 I tried it with Mom's, but I'd just end up smiling and ruining it. 217 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,575 But it feels, like, real. You know? 218 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:30,917 And you haven't really allowed yourself to grieve much at all, Michael. 219 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:34,925 My relationship with Dad was much more- much more complicated than yours. 220 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:40,021 It was predicated a lot on secrets and lies. There wasn't a lot of trust there. 221 00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:41,861 Here he comes. 222 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,935 Here comes John Wayne. 223 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:48,534 I'm not gonna cry about my pa. 224 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,542 I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it. 225 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:55,637 Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? 226 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:59,445 You can keep 'em bottled up, but they will come out, Michael. 227 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:02,952 Sometimes in the most unexpected- 228 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:06,286 Hey, where the- Are my hard-boiled eggs? 229 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:19,794 Meanwhile, Gob was preparing for the illusion ofbeing buried alive. 230 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,806 Boy, you sure got this hole dug out quick. 231 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,809 In fact, the laborer had been hired by George Sr. Three days earlier... 232 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,879 for the same hole. 233 00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:32,314 And Buster searched for the perfect card. 234 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,081 "Someone wanted to send you a birthday greeting. See you soon!" 235 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:39,157 Oh! That is wicked. 236 00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:44,494 And soon, the wake that Ice had catered began. 237 00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:48,862 - What are you doing? Is this what you're wearing? - My father's dead, Maeby. 238 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:51,868 Yeah, but you're not, and Ice is right there. 239 00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:55,098 Maeby knew that if she could get her mother to have an affair... 240 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,107 she could emancipate. 241 00:12:57,209 --> 00:13:01,339 All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy. 242 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,347 You're right. 243 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,349 You know what? 244 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:09,114 I'm gonna throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud. 245 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,054 Let me ask Barry. That might be enough right there. 246 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,660 Is Oscar wearing my suit? 247 00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,662 Hey- 248 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:21,927 You tell my brother you don't wear a dead man's pants. 249 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,265 Shame on him. And you say that to him. You say, "Shame on you." 250 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,306 - Okay. - Say it to me like you're gonna say it to him. 251 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,807 I'm probably not gonna say it to him. 252 00:13:30,909 --> 00:13:32,809 Okay. 253 00:13:32,911 --> 00:13:35,641 Look at her down there. Does she look sad to you? 254 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,648 - Oh, my God. That's Ann. - Who? 255 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,150 It's the girl who ripped my heart out... 256 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:43,483 the girl whose face will always be etched in my mind. 257 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,557 Her? 258 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,159 She's really funny. 259 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,821 Well, let's hope so. 260 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,557 Don't forget the chicken wings! 261 00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:56,634 Hey! Ann! You're here. That's great. 262 00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:59,795 - I wasn't sure whether you got my message. - It wasn't a message. 263 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,840 - We talked. - Uh, Ann? 264 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,810 Did Dad invite you? 265 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:10,075 I figured life's too short. You two care for each other. Why throw that away? Huh? 266 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,049 Huh? Okay. 267 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,181 - Do you think we really do? - A father can tell. Okay? 268 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:21,316 It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. 269 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,327 And Buster arrived... 270 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,989 dressed in the military outfit Gob had procured for him. 271 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,896 - What the hell are you wearing? - It's all regulation, Michael. 272 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,603 To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug. 273 00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:32,797 To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug. 274 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:35,465 Is there a birthday gift pile? Hmm? 275 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,474 A birthday gift pile? 276 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,943 Michael recalled what Buster did to what he thought was Rose's car... 277 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:44,675 with what he thought was Rose's favorite toy. 278 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,683 Hey! 279 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:51,051 - Yours is the first. - And the most wicked. 280 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:54,319 Get him out of here. We can't let him know it's a wake. 281 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,326 Buster! 282 00:14:56,428 --> 00:15:00,865 Let's go get that coffin ready to be buried. 283 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:04,026 And so the family gathered to remember George Sr. 284 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:07,731 If anyone would like to say anything about Dad... 285 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,808 now's the time. 286 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:15,303 - Anyone. - Anyone? 287 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:19,441 Perhaps my son George Michael would like to say something. 288 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:22,418 Huh? Wanna share your feelings? Eh? 289 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,684 - It's okay to cry, pal. It's okay. - Yeah? 290 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,692 Wow. He's really gone. 291 00:15:30,028 --> 00:15:34,795 But I think that ifhe was here right now... 292 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,859 I would probably tell him that it all worked out... 293 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,872 and that, um... 294 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:45,410 I'll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away... 295 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,207 in... heaven. 296 00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:51,578 How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings? 297 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:54,948 Lindsay got up to speak in an outfit her daughter had chosen. 298 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:57,578 My father meant the world to me. 299 00:15:57,689 --> 00:16:00,590 Wipe, Mom. Give it a wipe. 300 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:02,455 That's a home run. 301 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:05,462 And finally, Michael got up to speak. 302 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,465 I had a very complicated relationship with my father. 303 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:14,061 Ice, can we- can we just cool it on the smoothies for right now? 304 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:16,436 There are smoothies? 305 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,442 I could never trust my father. 306 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,707 But I always want my son to be able to trust me... 307 00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:24,373 so from now on... 308 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,043 we're always gonna be honest with each other. 309 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,711 Okay? 310 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:34,781 'Cause there's nobody I love more than you in this whole world. 311 00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:40,662 Michael, listen, can we move the eulogy outside... 312 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:44,497 so I can time being lowered into Dad's grave with your big finish? 313 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,128 - I'm done. - Wow. That was your eulogy? 314 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,639 Glad Dad wasn't around to see that. 315 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:53,476 - That was great. - Well, I meant it. 316 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,980 So no more secret trips up to the attic. Right? 317 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,482 George Michael didn't want to betray his grandfather... 318 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,452 but it appeared his father already knew the truth. 319 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:05,648 - I have Pop-Pop in the attic. - What? 320 00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:08,783 The mere fact that you call making love "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready. 321 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:11,362 Hey! Before we lose the sun! 322 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,431 Come on. 323 00:17:15,005 --> 00:17:18,202 The speeches we heard today are nothing more than words. 324 00:17:18,308 --> 00:17:21,277 But I will prove that I love my father more than anybody. 325 00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:29,581 Buster! 326 00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:39,053 Stop it! 327 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:46,700 As you can see, this is a normal coffin. 328 00:17:49,006 --> 00:17:50,974 Take me halfway around. 329 00:17:57,114 --> 00:17:59,582 I will become my dead father's body... 330 00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:02,413 as I am lowered into his grave. 331 00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:04,749 - All right. Spin it back around. - Dead father? 332 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,755 Is he de- Dad's dead? 333 00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:09,917 Just keep it together, Buster, and spin this back around. 334 00:18:10,027 --> 00:18:12,495 Oh, my God! The card! The card! 335 00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:17,929 Something's gone wrong. 336 00:18:19,703 --> 00:18:22,137 How about that? 337 00:18:25,509 --> 00:18:27,602 Michael noticed something in the dirt. 338 00:18:27,711 --> 00:18:29,906 Glisten. 339 00:18:30,013 --> 00:18:34,950 And suddenly he realized what his son meant when he said he had Pop-Pop in the attic. 340 00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:37,350 Dad? Dad. 341 00:18:40,023 --> 00:18:43,083 How you doin', Michael? 342 00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:47,254 Uh, hey, but your father's alive, Michael. He's alive. 343 00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:50,299 - How could you do this to us? - I had no choice. 344 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,301 My brother is with Lucille. She's destroying the family. 345 00:18:53,403 --> 00:18:57,464 You put the entire business in peril, you escape from prison, then make us think you've died? 346 00:18:57,574 --> 00:19:01,032 L-l-I'm an innocent man, Michael. I'm a patsy. 347 00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:04,341 L- I signed some documents- I thought they were gonna kill me. 348 00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:07,349 Don't turn me in. Okay? Can you help me out? 349 00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:10,352 And for a moment Michael was conflicted. 350 00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:13,355 Well, I'm not gonna let you stay here and make my son an accomplice. Okay? 351 00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:16,324 I'm sorry. I'm not gonna let you spread your guilt to him. 352 00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:20,556 Ice, my mother has something to tell you. 353 00:19:20,664 --> 00:19:24,191 - I find you very attractive. - She cleans up nice too. Trust me. 354 00:19:24,301 --> 00:19:27,168 Uh, I think I'm finally off the clock. 355 00:19:28,538 --> 00:19:30,438 I'm out of here, right? 356 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:33,407 Hi. Dad's alive. He's hiding in the attic. 357 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:36,308 - He's upstairs? - Oh, my God! 358 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:39,382 Dad? 359 00:19:44,187 --> 00:19:46,087 He's gone. 360 00:19:46,189 --> 00:19:49,158 Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. 361 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,996 I can't seem to give this away. 362 00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:56,429 I can't believe it! And I just found the will! 363 00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:59,730 Can someone explain to me what's going on? 364 00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:07,602 Thanks, Mikey. 365 00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:10,612 Yeah. Well, now it's our secret. 366 00:20:12,616 --> 00:20:15,380 And Michael met up with his son, their roles now reversed. 367 00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:19,114 I'm sorry. From now on we'll just tell the truth to each other. 368 00:20:20,524 --> 00:20:22,424 - We're gonna try. - Yeah. 369 00:20:22,526 --> 00:20:25,427 So, wait, obviously Ann wasn't in the attic. 370 00:20:25,529 --> 00:20:29,090 - So you actually did break up with her? - She broke up with me. 371 00:20:29,199 --> 00:20:33,397 The great thing is, she was so moved by what you said tonight that we're back together. 372 00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:35,733 - Ah! - Yeah! 373 00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:38,034 Oh, is that great. 374 00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:41,338 Well, we're family, and we stick together, huh? 375 00:20:41,445 --> 00:20:43,640 Hmm. 376 00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:47,444 Okay, let's go dig up your uncle. 377 00:20:48,985 --> 00:20:50,816 On the next Arrested Development... 378 00:20:50,921 --> 00:20:54,084 Buster finds out about the death of Captain Kangaroo. 379 00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,759 Michael grows weary of caring for his father. 380 00:20:59,863 --> 00:21:03,822 No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a- pizza. 381 00:21:05,435 --> 00:21:08,768 And Gob finally makes the cover of Poof magazine.